This lardass writes an MLP episode. What happens in it?

Everypony dies. The end.

>>30537884
But it'll be one hell of a ride until everypony does though.

>>30537878
Big Mac and Iron Will fight off ice ponies and dragons while everyone around them dies but comes back somehow.
>Bulging Biceps as The Mountain

>>30537891
Too idealistic. Needs to be more disturbing.

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>>30537878
>Red Canterlot Wedding

>Discord teach Fluttershy about the chaos and ladders

>Ember bring the dragons and attack Equestria

ruling is hard what's celestia's tax policy?

>>30537903
Celestia seems like a paper tiger. The Equestrian Olympics prove that ponies care more about their city than Equestria itself

>Everyone fucks for no reason
>Everyone dies

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>>30537916
No reason? Are you forgetting the weirwoods and glass candles manipulating everyone?

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>>30537900
>Celestia in sexual relationship with Luna

>>30537878
>rape
>death

Not necessarily in that order.

I have no idea why I know what George R.R. Martin looks like off the cuff. I have never cared about Game of Thrones.

>>30537878
We'll find out in 20 years when he finally finishes it.

>>30537878
He writes a long ass plot full of "all according to keikaku" and "this bad guy is actually a tragic figure" which is wrapped up with everyone dying because he doesn't know how else to wrap up an arc. The episode is rejected due to lack of toy potential.

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>>30537878

It'll be the only half decent episode of the show.

It'd be shit
20mins is way too short for him
He'd need either a complete season, or a couple movies or some shit

>Celestia isn't actually 'good', she just maintains order
>Equestria is in a 'bubble' maintained by the alicorns, really hard to get in, impossible to get out
>The sun and moon are actually magical projections or some shit, the alicorns actually can't control stars and satellites
>Twiggy finds out about everything little by little, and has to distance herself from her friends because her future is to replace Celestia
>The dragons and the doggos form an alliance to eradicate the griffins, because they're shit
>The griffins seek the ponies help
>Discord starts screwing Celestia AND fluttershy
>AJ and Big mac sucks on braeburn's cock at some point
>Celestia sends glimglam to the mines in secret, because she's shit and deserves it
>But because she's OP as fuck she somehow frees herself and create another faction with the other prisoners
>Instead of fighting tho, they flee to the wild lands, to start anew
>Twiggy finds out about it and confront Celestia about it
>It ends with Celestia having to gtfo somewhere, and a twiggy confused and pissed as fuck
>She goes back to ponyville to ask the m6 about it
>Dash is pissed at her for becoming so distant so suddenly
>It ends with Gilda coming to ponyville, asking the m6's help against the incoming attack
>Dash goes to help her while Twiggy decides to stay neutral, tears in her eyes from Dash's harsh words

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>>30537878
Brown water and many uses of the word 'Cunt'

>>30537878
Nothing, because he hasn't finished the script to this day.

>>30538092
I only know from South Park.

>>30540242
The more cider she drank, the more she shat.

>>30537878
>episode begins with some medieval music.
>everypony fighting.
>they are fighting against some weird creature (yet to define)
>5 pegasi fall from the sky.
>then you see some earth ponies and Unicorns falling
>you can see a complete war on the back.
>unicorns using weapons and things.
>earth ponies fighting by hand, or helping with some big cannons
>pegasus flying all along against the enemy.
>suddenly, some bright comes from the back.
>the mane6
>and Starlight.
>They use they super-non-sense-and-weird rainbow attack but when starting it, one of them gets shoot.
>it's Rainbow Dash.
>as she falls, the rainbow attack stops.
>they all go to help her.

>another scene, Celestia and Luna are Flying to the battle.
>they see mane7
>they go to see.
>as they see that mane7 can not attack, they try.
>they go to battle
>attack as many [put here new yet-to-define species] as they can.
>luna gets shoot.
>she starts falling.
>celestia goes to help her.
>she takes Luna in middle air and goes back
>she lefts her with the mane 7
>she goes to attack again
>starts charging her horn
>super-celestia-ex-machina attack
>1/3 of the enemies die
>they start to get out
>it seems like they won
>everypony that is hurted goes back to ponyville to see the nurses.


i would keep writting, but i'm not a good writefag

probably the episode will continue with the mane6 looking to a way to help RD, Twilight and Spike looking for the Help of The Dragons, probably some ponies having sex, and at the end Either Starlight or Twilight travel on time to the past to stop this.

obviously this would be a Double Chapter Season Finale

>>30537913
Did he die?

>>30537878
applejack secretly rules equestria. Twilight and the other alicorns are just zombie puppets she manifested using dark magic. Applejack plans to wipe out the unicorn race an userp the throne in the name of the Earth Pones. Pegasi are enslaved, and Rainbow is made into her lewd slave

>>30537878

He introduces a long-running story arc that Hasbro keeps trying to get him to return to but he keeps declining to do so in favor of working on the Equestria Girls TV show.

>>30537903
Fuck you, you beat me to it.

>>30541685
Well, yeah, his head came off.

>>30541797
It was merely a flesh wound.

>>30537878
Rainbow Dash finally gets pregnant from everyone cumming inside her.

>>30537878
Big Floppy Horse Wieners

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>start story arc
>realize he has no idea what the fuck he's doing with said story arc
>forget about it and start another one
Repeat ad infinitum
I'm still salty he just pushed Bran and Rickon's stories to the side and just completely forgot about them in the books

>>30537878
lots of penis