MLP General- Its

poni

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>filly

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It never ends this shit

https://derpibooru.org/1247897
Scrote-aloo

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>>30535024
Its true!

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weeeeee!
weeeeee!
weeeeee!
weeeeee!

>Roleplaying
Delete this

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>>30535075

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>>30535075
Yes
Wait
What day is this?

>>30535075
I saw that

Mares only have one purpose.

>>30535107
Cooking, cleaning and spitting out babies.

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co

>>30535112
...co?

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>>30535118
occo

>>30535112
>>30535126

Last time we saw Coco she had the flu, right?

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>>30535142
yeah her body was dripping with fluids

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>>30535147

>>30535153
Hello Chubby, I'm Anon!

https://derpibooru.org/1488113

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>isaac was too slow in creating the link for the new thread
>mlpg is spawning other generals again
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOU FEEDING THE FILLY AFTER MIDNIGHT?

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undead

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>>30535174

I fed the filly a cookie after midnight
and then she wanted a glass of milk

Everything spiraled out of control right after

>>30535183
I want to fuck Rose.

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>>30535163
those are some nice flutterjugs

Isaac's thread's marked. Go there.

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>>30535187
How come it never spirals into control

But does Scootaloo know why fillies love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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>>30535212
like that matters

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>>30535212
No.

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>>30535213
This obviously calls for an urgent investigation

Get me 20 good fillies

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https://derpibooru.org/tags/oc-colon-memory+match
how big is TOO big?

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>>30535235
Here's a good filly.

>>30535240
I like the large pony

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What was her name again?

>>30535252
The Filly

>>30535252
annoy

>>30535252
Noidea

>>30535252
Rumplestiltskin

>>30535252

MEME FILLY

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>>30535235

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>>30535252
BOB JOHNSON

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Can a filly fllly other fillies?

>>30535286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8jaMEDE0C0

>>30535252
Alex Jones.

>>30535271

We have a winner

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>>30535163
MUH DICK

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>>30535163
wowsers

>>30535284
Filly becomes exponentially more filly if filly filly's the filly

>>30535332
only if you feed them carets

Fillies are like pet rocks.

>>30535343
when I spank them it hurts me more than it hurts them?

>>30535348

>spanking your filly

You know that you don't need a justification to touch a filly butt?

You have to use protection when cuddling.

>>30535418
that's why I have lots of socks for my stallion pals

>>30535240
ayy lmao

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reveal the ponka

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>>30535383
she knows what she did

>>30535432
That only seems attractive if you were to do it to a life-sized plush.

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So where are you taking pony for lunch today?

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>>30535463
it's well past dinner time

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>>30535463
>those names
what

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>>30535448
What is she doing to her?

>>30535286
>was going to make a gif of that
thanks for reading my mind

>>30535489
unzipping her

>>30535497
Is she like one of those plushies that are stuffed with coke?

>>30535441
He probably doesn't have a life sized dick.

>>30535504
no but she's usually stuffed with something else white

>>30535518
Ice cream and depression?

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>>30535525
you got it!

>>30535513
lol

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>>30535286
Twilight is such a tactile pone

>>30535526
I want to hug a bored Sweetie Belle.

>>30535536
That's Starlight you goof

>>30535548
whatever
they're both purple sluts

>>30535536
all pones are tactile pones

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>>30535536
tactical too

>>30535573
Is Twily going to drop her MOAB into my foxhole?

You can remove 1 character from the show, choose:

1. capper
2. starlight glimmer
3. alicorn twily
4. applebloom

>>30535613
Capper isn't in the show.

>>30535536
>doesnt know the difference between a twily hoof and a glimmer hoof

KILL SELF NOW

>>30535613
Starlight glimmer. Without hesitation or reservation.

>>30535613
I'm going to preemptively select option 1

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when's the last time you really told your waifu that she's a good pony?

>>30535620
we can all break filly

>>30535613
I'm a bit sick of appleblooms shit myself.

Game of Pones

Who the hell is Applebloom.

>>30535667
why not?

>>30535632
Small Apple

I want a pony to sing to me.

Would you rather have 3 scootaloos or 5 sweetiebells?

>>30535711
gimmie a half dozen pipsqueaks

>>30535615
Yet.

>>30535711
I'd rather have 20 background fillies.

>>30535722
That would cost you $10,000 a week in filly treats alone. you dont have that kind of money.

>>30535711
this exchange rate seems broken

>>30535669
$300 fine for looking at pony butts.

>>30535729
by your math you're saying it would cost me $26,000 a year in filly treats alone to take care of a single filly?

>>30535736
Unless you can make money by making your fillies...work for YOU!
We just need enough fillies to make a pyramid.

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>>30535722
what the hay are you going to do with so many fillies

Fillies are an investment, not a cost.

>>30535739
Can fillies mine for Fillycoins?

>>30535742
Yes, they just need your Email address, password, and SSN.

>>30535740
Hugs

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>>30535739
alright
I've got some fillies
and I've got a pyramid

how do I get the gold

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>>30535740
he is planning on starting his own evil army, alert the princesses at once

>>30535749
Give the tiny apple one some lead and have her use her forbidden alchemy arts to transmute it to gold.

>>30535746
okay
[email protected]
pony123
8675309

>>30535762
>@hotmare.com
made me laugh, thanks Anon

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looks like a new villain is in town

>>30535769
The only crime here is the colors used to make that.

>>30535769
I love you Grey Yearling Filly 35"

i will protect you

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>rack-mounted fillies

better make sure you have good HVAC
you don't want them getting too hot

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Filly has been naughty and needs to be put into the time-out-chair

>>30535792
what the hell is this and why the 80's guy in ripped jeans and pointy shoes

>>30535799
if I had to guess it looks like something out of a sales catalog directed at cops

>>30535792
using google search tells me i just got BEANED

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george romero just died

>>30535810
how was it?

The prospect of an aggressively flirtatious Rainbow Dash scares me.

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>>30535818
Does she have an aggressively flirtatious weenis?

>>30535804
Why are they tying up a cop like that?

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>>30535826
there are some cops I want to tie up

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>try to read the new comic of avatar
>pic related

MLP is the only franchise without the virus "LOOK ME I'M FUCKING GAY AND PROGRESSIVE!!"?

I'm done, bed time

>>30535836
Anon that's lewd.

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>>30535839
First Marvel, then DC.
Don't worry, IDW is next.
All will fall to the SJW's you white cis scum!

>>30535839
that's almost as hamfisted into that comic as the ending of the series was

>>30535839

Lyra and Bonbon exist

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>>30535854
so do stallions

>>30535854
They are "Best friends"
Also Bonbon is just using Lyra for cover for her secret identity.
Special Agent Sweetie Drops loves to flirt with stallions.

>>30535854
>>30535858

>background gags

>>30535854
but their gayness isn't a plot point, it's not even confirmed it's just subtle which is good

We won't see Tempest going around rounding up the gays in the movie

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yes, isn't it terrible when people shoe-horn their inane political posturing into a story or conversation?

I guess it's because it make them feel relevant somehow

>>30535875
>We won't see Tempest going around rounding up the gays in the movie
BOOOO

>>30535877

At least we're safe with our cute ponies

>>30535880
Tempest is rounding up gays because she knows stallions make excellent cuddlers and she can no longer stand to sleep alone

>>30535893
Armor on, or off?

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Remember to never bully a filly. Or else.

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watch your language around the fillies

>>30535923
Tempest is most comfortable when she is impervious to most physical forms of attack.
Hence why she cannot find bedmates through conventional means.

>>30535961
No wonder her bedroom door has a sign called "The pain chamber!" written in red on a black background.

>>30535977
She is also exceedingly sensitive to belly rubs

>>30535982
hence the belly armor

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>>30535987
She has to protect her extremely sensitive teats

>>30535961
>>30535977
>>30535982

Despite coming off as a dom, her secret fetish is to be defeated and fucked by someone stronger than her.

>>30535995
All mare secretly want to be overpowered and taken.

It's a predator/prey thing.

>>30536010
GET THE FUCK INTO THE WINDOW

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>>30536015

>>30536019
GOOD PONY

>>30536019
What a good pony. I am going to vote for her for princess.

>>30536044
There's only one reason a mare would get her tail cut that short....

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>>30536049

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CONSTANTLY
VISIBLE
MAREVAG

>>30536053
That's your mom, Dash.

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>>30536060

>>30536053
dash quit bragging about how much your mom fucks, its unladylike.

>>30536059
how would her husband feel about you constantly sexualizing his wife?

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>>30536059

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>>30536075
Proud of her that she's the sexiest fucking mom in the world.

>>30536075
He keeps his tail short so everyone can see the balls that made a champion

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>>30536063
Zit on ze couch.

Sun mom is still best mom

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>>30536101
Of course

But there are plenty of good moms in Equestria

>>30536090
>Champion.
But Dash is like, half retarded.

>>30536115
And half Wonderbolt and all awesome!

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>>30536115
>only half
I think you're underestimating a bit there.

>>30536115
The Special Equestrian Games

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>>30536115
that's what makes her accomplishments so amazing!

>>30536117
Cozy pone

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>>30536133

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>there's a fair bit amount of lewd with her
>get hard
>but can't bring myself to fap to her
>just want to hug her and kiss her on the cheek and reunite her with Applejack

I thought I'd be having wild fap sessions involving mother/daughter relations after they were finally revealed but I'm too fucking sad.

>>30536117
it's the hay-genie, you get a wish

>>30536150
I wonder how big the reaction to the "official" release is going to be? I feel like at this point most folks have watched it.

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>>30536154

The CMC want to be camera fillies for the show pony cops.

Filly joined a popular MUD game. She didn't think there were going to be so many people and that it'd be working so smoothly. She's having heaps of fun.

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>>30536158
There seemed to be a rather large part of MLPG that refrained from most of the canada leaks, but it really does feel like most of the thread couldn't resist apple parents. Not that I blame them, it was utterly fantastic. Can't wait for HD uploads.

>>30536212
I told all my friends, who were otherwise abstaining from early-sodes, to watch it because it was so good.

>>30536206
More like shilly
what gem

>>30536223
>friends.
What the fuck are those?

>>30536240
MUDfilly.

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>>30536253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAHC7wE7SUU

>>30536272
it means you get to be a mommy!

I want to boop pony
on the inside

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>>30536223
Only one of my friends ponies, and he utterly refuses to watch any leaks because supposedly he has enough on his plate. And then he goes and plays fucking Fallout 4 again for a few hours even though we both agree it's trash. At least he cares enough to watch EGQ with me.

>>30536253
Y-you do have friends, right?

>>30536322
No, I use those toilet seat covers.

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>>30536291
uh oh spaghettios!

>>30535839
The higher ups at DC already started seeing decreased profits and blame them on progressivness.
Give it a few years and they'll stop this pandering bullshit.

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>>30536293
>plays trash
>refuses horse
>at least he watches garbage!

>>30536348
>and blame them on progressivness
And yet we still have
>black power girl joining Deathstroke
>black Wally still being more important to the flash universe than regular wally
>Asian Superman
>Some other stuff I'm probably forgetting

All DC said was to stop "batgirling" books. Unless I missed some recent statement or statements.

>>30536470
CHina Superman is great tho.
Every time he's a twat he gets his shit pushed in by everything and everyone. And he went from being a twat most of the time to actually being likable and to a certain extent humble.
Also Wally is getting love and new powers now, even if those powers are just Zolomon's powers

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>>30536564
I'm not complaining about any of the stuff I listed except Black Power Girl I like Kenan (even if his book isn't doing as best as I would like) and Wally grew on me during TT (mainly during the little event they had recently). This also doesn't change the fact that he's been more important than white Wally even after rebirth who was put on a lame team in a pretty lame book. All I'm saying is DC didn't come out and blame decreased profits on pandering because that's how the big 2 always makes their money. When the diversity trend dies down it's going to be replaced with something else that people bitch about.
Booster Gold got the worst fucking sendoff imaginable and no one ever bitches about that. Niggas were mad for like one day and he still hasn't come back to my knowledge.

I AM DROWNING
THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND
YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME
HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND

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>>30536601
>hands

>>30536601
Goths was really good

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>you guys sure are... energetic

>>30536614
Shhh, just let me touch you.

>>30536614
I WANT TO FUCK YOU RAINBOW MOM

>>30536614
why do you think she still wears her highschool varsity jacket?

>>30536630
I just want to know what's up with the goggles.

>>30536599
Booster had an amazing episode in that new Justice League Action cartoon. Better than the JLU one in my opinion.

>>30536632
they're just her bath time goggles

and Dash apparently knows about them

>>30536614
I really want to fuck her.

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>>30536636
Only talking comics. I don't really watch cartoons, and my favorite Booster Gold cartoon moments come from Brave and the Bold. He's like the wave rider now or something in the comics instead of taking his rightful place as Jaime's second dad with Ted. He could save that book, man. I'm telling you.
We can gush about Kenan or how DC handles their diversity stuff better all day but it won't change the fact that when this trend dies we won't see any of these new characters that happened to be good anymore so the blame lies less with the companies who are doing things they've always done and with the readers who really just want the same thing over and over again. That's why books like New Superman and Shade are close to being cancelled. Comic book fans hardly try new things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkVKF27EHgk

>>30536614
please be my mom

>>30536637
I mean I imagine they've bathed together when Dash was a little filly or something.

>>30536664
with goggles, of course

>>30536665
>Filly Dash and her bath time goggles
Maybe she wore the goggles because Dash liked to splash

>>30536651
You should at least watch the episode.
It has Batman calling him one of the greatest heroes he worked witg and saying sorry for misjudging him before Booster makes him forget everything.

It's episode 27, Time Out if you want to look for it.

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>>30536670
Dash was totally a splasher

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>>30536671
> one of the greatest heroes he worked witg and saying sorry for misjudging him before Booster makes him forget everything
And just like that I'm already sold on it.

>>30536698
I love elder scrolls but I cannot stand fallout games

the aim system and gray colors just don't do it for me

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>>30536698
>fallout 4
Nigga no mater who you sided with you are a faggot for playing that

>>30536698
None of the factions in fallout 4 were good and I didn't want to side with any of them. That's why you have to play the games with the lewdest mods you can find or else you won't have any fun.

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just 2 ponies liking each other

>>30536703
Man, I'm the exact opposite. I don't like shooty shooty games, but I prefer Fallout over the elder scrolls, but the only ones I've played were Oblivion and Skyrim. So that probably has something to do with it.

>>30536723
I love both those games but at the same time I an totally understand why you don't. They scratch an rpg itch for me, but are also terribly buggy with mediocre fighting systems.

>>30536703
>the aim system
you deserve everything you get for playing Fallout on a console

>>30536740
I've only ever played it on pc, I'm talking about the VATS things

>>30536733
It's sorta the same deal for me. I go into Fallout when I'm looking for something that's not a JRPG or a fighting game. I think the TES just doesn't click with me because I'm not big into fantasy stuff as I thought I was or something and at the same time maybe I didn't play the games enough to get into them or I didn't play the best one(s)

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>>30536751
The ones you played are pretty much the best the series has to offer. Morrowind is great too but it's a bit dated now

I love fantasy stuff though, that could be the difference

>>30536743
I'm not sure if you realize this, but VATS in Fallout 3+ has always been optional. It's an ineffective combat strategy if you only put some points into it. If you put all the points into it, you don't need anything else. Outside of VATS, the games reward FPS skill plenty.

>>30536772
>the games reward FPS skill plenty.
If you have the right mods or else you're just shooting at sponges that get crippled from time to time.

>>30536772
Yeah of course it's optional, I just hate that it existed

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Rainbow Dash is sad that her breakfast has no flare

will you make her something tastier?

>>30536794
Does she want me to make eggs and bacon and make it look like a smiley face?

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>>30536800
with pancakes?

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>>30536803
Anything for Dash.
But she has to invite her mom to dinner

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>>30536807
Now we're talking.

>>30536783
It's been a while since I played Fallout 3 so I don't remember that much. However in Fallout 4 the only sponges I remember were boss fights, like mirelurk queens.
I'm not talking about early game - yes it takes a shitload of bullets with a pipe pistol to kill a super mutant but mid game weapons don't have that problem and if you need more than one hit to kill 97% of things with the gauss rifle it's your own fault. P.S. you're supposed to cripple deathclaws.

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Fluttershy is such a cute mare

>>30536822
Both cutie marks

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>>30536820
I was half joking.

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were you a cool enough kid to get the laser picture?

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>>30536832
The fact that Dash wore braces is the cutest thing to me.

>>30536839
I think it really adds to her parents' backstory in a sweet way

In just looking at that picture you can really see why they were so enthusiastic about cheering for her

>>30536832
>>30536839
It's not just braces, there's that metal thing that's strapped around her head too. Like jimmy in EEnE.
I used to wear one of those. They're awful.

>>30536858
I didn't know they still made kids wear those things, sounds terrible

>>30536858
>I used to wear one of those
What are you doing in MLPG, Dash?

>>30536877
would you lick your pony sister?

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>>30536878
i'd lick a pony
probably

>>30536878
I'd definitely lick your pony sister.

>>30536883
you stay the fuck away from my pony sister

>>30536881
>beach episode
What's the conflict?

>>30536884
You can't unboop her.

>>30536881
isn't it too hot for horses to stand there in the sun without any grass to graze on and without being able to cool themselves in the sea

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>>30536887
how best to have fun at the beach

>>30536884
Oh my, she seems to have a wet spot around her neck. I wonder what could have caused that.

I want to WPSHH Celestia while she is giving a very important speech.

>>30536893
>The girls fight over how to spend their time at the beach with Glimmer trying to spend time with all of them

I'd watch it

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>>30536896
you'd never get close

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Maybe they're sunning themselves after a refreshing swim

>>30536902
>implying I wont cuddle her guards into submission.

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How will Daring Do get herself out of this one?

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"Rape snakes!
"Why'd it have to be rape snakes…"

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>>30536904
that's what they're there for. her speech will be done before you make it through even a fraction of the guards

>>30536916
The look on her face when she finds the pile of defeated guards will be worth it alone.

>>30536893
>how best to have fun at the beach
Blowing stallions thru the glory hole in the toilet block.

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>>30536980

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>>30536974
Never go camping without one!

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>unzips

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did you remember to exercise today, MLPG?

how are you going to lift your waifu if you're weak?

>>30536995
I want a Rarity one.

>>30537011
Nigga they're little ponies. They can't weigh more than a medium size dog.

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>>30537016
what if you go grocery shopping, and she needs to be held while you walk home.

now you have to carry her for along time while also carrying groceries.

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>>30536987
Imagine some chick shoving that in your butt and pissing into your ass with it.

>>30537011
Ponies don't weigh anything.

>>30537027
Because they aren't real?

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>>30537027
what if your waifu ends up being overweight

>>30537034
>overweight
>waifu
Pick at most one

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>>30537037
what if shes thicc?

>>30537044
I don't understand the difference.

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>>30537052
ok, fine maybe you dont need to be strong to lift your waifu, but its still healthy to exercise

>>30537026
Wouldn't work, unless your asshole was throughly wrecked beforehand it'd just spill out. Contrary to popular belief the colon is not a gaping maw. Hell, enemas don't work unless you apple some pressure to the liquid.

>>30537056
>unless you apple some pressure
Speaking from experience there AJ?

>>30537030
Then what did I hug last night?

>>30537055
Duh
Maybe your waifu should try it sometime.
Maybe the she can lose some of that "thic"ness

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Expand the Applejack

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Why are all the new MLP toys screaming?

>>30537082
But I saw a ted talk that says that the only real coffee is the one you roast yourself since after a week all the flavor and good stuff inside gets lost

you should try home roasting if you're so into coffe sweetie
also american coffee is pure watery trash

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>>30537093
They're just really happy.

MLP Online when?

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>>30537098
A big problem is that Americans are all "hurr durr bigger is better!" so they brew the SHIT out of their coffee until all the bitter crap comes out.
so they have to dilute/sweeten/cream that shit up to make it drinkable.
pro tip: making strong coffee doesn't mean brewing it longer. It means using less water so the coffee is more concentrated.

>>30537109
When its about 80% done and the devs wont stop talking about it so it gets C&D'd and disappears forever.

>>30537116
Thanks Twilight.

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>>30537082
>drinking literal dirt

>>30537130
Next time you make coffee, take a pinch of the spent grounds and munch on them.
they should taste bitter with no coffee flavour.

>>30537141
I only trust advice from ponies. Sorry.

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>>30537139
It takes a LOT more effort to brew than tea.
But when you get it right hoooooooooooooooooly shit.
Like black silky smooth orgasm sliding over your tongue.

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>Today is Global Hug Your Kid Day
Hug a filly or a colt. Being hugged by the filly or colt.

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>>30537116
Guddo posto

>>30537150
I didn't know Twilight liked coffee so much.

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>>30537150
>tfw can't drink coffee

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>>30537151
Filly hugs are best hugs.

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>>30537150
I have tried mcdonalds, starbucks, and a few other places. Every time I tried coffee it always tastes like bitter dirty water. Did those places fuck up their brewing somehow or do I just have shit taste?
What are some places that sell good coffee?

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>>30537159
It sounds crazy, but try this.

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>>30537159
>mcdonalds, starbucks,

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>>30537168
You want him to drink a cat?

>>30537159
>I have tried mcdonalds, starbucks,
They don't sell coffee, they sell overpriced liquid shit.
Anon, unless it's a small place that is specialized in making coffee that roasts and grinds the coffee beans in front of you, you don't buy coffee, you buy coffee beans and make your own fucking coffee.

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>>30537159
>mcdonalds, starbucks
>coffee
Fucking plebs.

>>30537168
What places sell that?

>>30537169
>>30537176
>>30537178
Ok, I understand hating mcdonalds... But whats wrong with starbucks? Dont they specialize in coffee?

I make iced coffee with instant coffee.

>>30537183
They specialize in appealing to specific groups of people who'll buy their liquid feces.

>>30537183
Anon, since it's a big corporation they usually find every single way to cut costs and still be able to legally call what they sell coffee.
It's not fresh, which is a very important part of how good a coffee is, it's probably been grounded for who knows how much time, with also makes it lose a lot of its flavor and they add so much fucking shit in that thing that at the end of the day it's more sugar than coffee.

>>30537180
I need a full image of this for science reasons.