>Hi Anon, I just wanted to remind you that there is no roleplay.
>Now, I know you're upset, Anonymous, but hear me out. CYOA is not roleplay.
>Greentext is not roleplay.
>Greentext bait is roleplay.
>Roleplay is roleplay and roleplay is verbotten.
>Nein rollenspiel.
What do?
(Just remember no roleplay)
>Oh wait. Cadance, that almost sounds like roleplay.
We should make this super dooper legal beagle. Let's choose an adventure, okay, Nonny?! Do we,
>a.) roleplay (boo, roleplay)
>b.) discuss our most favoritest episodes EVER!
>c.) post cute, fluffy, lovely little ponies
>d.) have a peetzer party in the Crystal Empire
>>30534693
I d.mand pizza parties
>>30534693
FUCKING DELETE YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30534693
*stabs you in the head for shitposting*
>>30534693
d. beat the daylights and neuter you
>>30534709
>>30534713
>>30534714
Those aren't choices, silly goats!
>>30534693
Just make the pizza boneless.
>>30534734
d. Goats weak and Horrible
>>30534693
Please lets have a peetzer party, Cadence is much better than those shitposting memeposters.
>>30534693
Quality OP
>>30534693
Option d pls
>Alright, Anonymous, I'll give you a hot, gooey slice(of sfw peetzer). All you have to do is:
>a.) solemnly swear to never ever roleplay again
>b.) strip naked and let Shining Armor spoon you while I sneak out to the bar
>c.) let Pinkie rub the rest of this scalding hot peetzer on your naked body and use you as a slip-n-slide as you scream in agony, your scrotum blisters bursting from her course coat
>>30534956
>>30534956
>putting b in there
Who wouldn't pick B?
This is the future you're choosing rulefags.
Shitposter will shitpost, but when you go out of the way to acknowledge them you empower them. Now autist will leak from the very fabrics that make up our pasta mines.
Newfags will eat the oldfags
LOL XD iz CHeezburger will rule the meme ecosystem.
And above all, gook moot will do nothing but rake in the Jewish shekels.
You have brought this upon your selfs.
You're neckbearded children and your wife's children will be forced to become shitposters.
You should have just let it go, but you didn't!
EAT SHIT FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEE!!~!
>>30534978
but scrotum blisters! Like little gooey water balloons of pain. A PAIN PARTY! Make Pinkus happy.
>>30534990
>>30534990
>EAT SHIT FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEE!!~!
>>30534956
Where the fuck is the all of the above choice faggot.
>>30534693
>>b.) discuss our most favoritest episodes EVER!
My most favorittist pony ever is trixie because she is great and powerful.
>>30534693
>peetzer
cheeki peetzi
What happened to the peetzer party?
>>30534693
I don't know why you cucks keep with this """rules""" spam
Incase you haven't noticed, our redditor moderation only deletes what they feel like deleting and thus far it hasn't been any of your tired spam
>>30534693
They made that rule to drive the scum of the earth autistic faggots off the board.
It hasn't fucking worked.
Ergo, the rule has failed in its purpose, and is stupid.
>This thread again