Top filly Edition
711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Friendship is Magic #56 storytimed here!
>>30501885
The hiatus officially ends in August 5th.
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episodes/307115/
>>30521246
Previous thread.
>filly
stallion has some magic he wants to try
>>30526242
is he going to cast summon ponelet?
>Colt
>>30526253
something like that
Filly got two (2) scoops of ice cream
Legends of Magic #4 is still storytimed here!
>>30457665
Ponyville Mysteries: Schoolhouse of Secrets and The Tail of the Timberwolf are still storytimed here!
>>30444953
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>30526260
>>30526261
>>30526260
>>30526261
w
which one do I boop
The earlysodes
712-http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23n
https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e12.mp4
713-https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e13.mp4
718: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
719: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
721: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
722: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
>>30526316
How come Twilight gets to room with Twilight, Twilight, and Twilight?
Man, they told me all the dorms were full!
>>30526316
Looks comfy.
>>30526325
it's not like they were lying
>>30526350
>spike want to watch twilight fucking herself
Creepy, twilight is literally spike mom
>>30526260
>>30526261
>>30526283
This is one too many.
>>30526364
There's no internet in Equestria. How else is Spike gonna get his lesbian porn?
>>30526364
>literally
Why is she so perfect?
>>30526364
They're more like siblings if you ignore that really weird comic.
>>30526377
because she'sa filly
>>30526377
Pink.
Filly needs normie Twitter memes
It's kinda funny.
I mean after so many years of people saying we'll overtake the Sonic fandom, the MLP fandom isn't even near the bottom anymore.
>>30526364
A really shitty mom
>>30526412
>5 year olds make shitty moms
What were the odds.
Your filly wants a filly for her birthday.
>>30526350
The proof is in the pony.
>>30526412
I feel like the writers missed the memo on cute ponies doing cute things.
>>30526316
I live for this shit.
>>30526447
I NEED PONIES WITH THAT HELMET AND HAT
I'm home and watching EVO. Have a poof.
>>30526454
Only other thing I found was this.
Pegasi should wear those cute aviator hats more.
>>30526501
That filly belongs on my bed.
>>30526454
Oh yeah, Cherry Berry had a cute aviator cap on.
Needs cute wing ears and a place for the "ponytail" though.
Filly needs you to clear her internet history before her parents get home.
>>30526519
>>30526523
Why the hell didn't she just enable private browsing?
>>30526526
Ponies are not clever creatures.
I once saw one google free money and sign up for everything that showed up.
This is a filly.
>>30526539
that pony's name?
Filthy Rich
>>30526541
Human filly
>>30526569
it's a race between her and Sunset
and she has a huge advantage unless Sunset escapes high school
>>30526580
As long as Sunset stays in the high school dimension she'll never age.
Downside is she's stuck in high school forever.
Huh, reminds me of that teen vampire book.
>you will never feel a little horse
>tfw hiatus
>>30526608
Why are her legs space?
what would you do with 5 gallons of concentrated, maximum strength purple?
>>30526349
that she does
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>30526646
De grease and clean my purple.
>>30526550
Why is DT so sexy?
>>30526760
Pink.
>>30526612
I wanna boop that.
>>30526665
I want to touch her wings
>>30526770
Well, that's a compelling argument. Pink horses are great.
anons in equestria
behind unbreakable glass where they can only boop each other
Filly caught you riding dirty.
>>30526789
Yeah. Pink ponies are cool.
>Pedo OP
>Pedo artist
>Pedo comic
Fucking awful
>top filly edition
More like Top Pedo edition
>>30526804
no, I will not order a peetzer
>>30526822
But it's Saturday
>>30526801
Why does she keep calling the neighbor's filly "dirty"?
>>30526817
That word doesn't mean what you think it means.
>>30526817
>rainbow dash
Literally the biggest filly fiddler in ponyville
>>30526866
>>30526259
>>30526875
he knows it doesn't mean what the post implies
>>30526875
Maybe he just likes the word.
>>30526876
>biggest filly fiddler in ponyville
>RD
This is Babs Seed. Say something nice about her.
>>30526929
Wowza
>>30526929
Apple
There's more to life than butts.
remember when the CMC blinded Babs seed
>>30526989
Maybe
butts are amazingly important however
>>30526998
>>30526998
yeah but that butt is attached to stallion bits
like what's the point
>>30527021
anon now is not the time
we are discussing matters of the utmost importance
>>30527021
My turn
>>30527058
fucking cellphone
>>30527064
DO NOT DEFACE THE BUTTS
>>30527021
no face
>>30527064
no talent
2deep4me
>>30527125
>>30527103
Where the ponies at?
>>30527159
gonna boop it
Remember when Lyra was popular?
>>30527159
Right here
>>30527159
>>30527175
A little bit.
>>30527193
Pinkie I can clearly see you hiding behind Twilight.
she's always been though
>>30527159
having their faces and cutie marks stolen apparently
*dabs*
>>30527219
BEEN WHAT
>>30527220Youre next
>>30527196
>>30527231
NO
BAD
>>30527220
>>30527227
lyra
>>30527233
FLEE!
FLEE!!
>>30527175
she very much still is, according to derpi
>>30527248
look Lyra, either eat the banana or don't, but you can't just stand there sucking it
>>30527220
>having their faces and cutie marks stolen apparently
Are you happy now?
>>30527277
>I have no snoot and I must neigh
Filly likes to be tied up and held.
>>30527283
But there's so many fillies, which filly, which filly likes to be held up and tied?
>>30527301
All of them but it takes a while for some of them to admit it.
>Some shitty country gets Discordant Harmony three weeks ago.
>Rip is low quality.
>Have to wait until August for a good copy.
This really gets my goat.
so Discord mentions Abyssinia in season 4 actually, didn't notice this earlier
>>30527319
even Sweetin Royalty Bell?
Why is it called Fillydelphia? Is it full of fillies or something?
>>30527407
the buck is abyssinia
>>30527455
founded by fillies
they were trying to escape the religious persecution of their homeland where fillies aren't allowed to love other fillies
>>30527482
So basically Shelbyville for filly love.
>>30527496
well yeah but they got like 2 lemon trees
>>30526804
you're welcome
Is it time?
>>30527545
i hate all of those, but especially the ones with the dumb watery distortions
>>30527558
https://derpibooru.org/1479667
>>30527558I just want to talk about how pretty she is
>>30527558I'd stuff her crust.
>>30527611
She's married. To a wonderful husband.
>>30527622
I'll mwah them both
>>30527610
she's pretty but Luna's prettier
>>30527645
I think all the ponies would look cute with a hime cut
its just a cute hairstyle
*F-Fillies into thread*
>>30527661
Wrong.
>>30526501
How did she get so strong?
>>30527691
Lots and lots of training.
>>30527685
prettier AND more beautiful
>>30527691
Selective breeding program.
>>30527691
She was pricked by a radioactive hedgehog.
>>30527700
Please don't experiment with the fillies' DNA.
>>30527691
She lifts
>>30527709
>not wanting to develop the perfect filly
>>30527716
I'll lift HER
>>30527717
Making a filly more fillylike by selective breeding might create unexpected problems. Also, how would she feel if you told her that she was conceived to be the perfect filly?
>>30527741
I dunno man she must weigh at least 25lbs
>>30527758
Man, that's like five 5lb weights...
>>30527747
She'd probably be pretty proud of that.
...or she'll freak out and destroy everything with her filly powers.
>>30527741
Fillies were not made as workout material.
Danger: Poof threat level rising.
Be alert.
>>30527774
Fine.
But if you see a filly with white chalk hand prints on them, it wasn't me.
>>30527810
Good evening, other real ponies
How about this above-ground weather, huh?
>>30527837
Want to get some tea, friend?
>>30527837
There is below ground weather?
>>30527844
Weather can be defined as the present state of the atmosphere in an area with respect to heat, wind, pressure, and moisture. Of these, heat is the most important since changes in heat quite often bring about changes in the others.
Significant amounts of heat can enter a cave in four possible ways. Heat may enter from the overlying rock, from the underlying rock, from air flowing into the cave, or from water flowing into the cave.
>>30527558
Does it count as delivery if she brought it?
>>30527857
Those eyes come from all those poor faceless stallions?
>>30527917
I told you guys he was collecting them to build a creepy face altar or something
>>30527709
>>30527837
Hey there pony! Without looking, can you describe to me what your cutie mark looks like?
>>30527837
>>30527844
>>30527956
>>30527943
>>30527964
What the fucky is going on!?
ARE YOU FUCKING READY FOR TOMORROW?
>>30527948
>>30527956
>Without looking
kek
>>30527982
I gold you ponies were getting their eyes and cutie marks snatched!
now run for the hills
>>30527403
Same, I just want some quality Fluttershy antics
Fillies can be cruel sometimes.
>>30527982
Someone needs to help all these eyeless stallions. If only someone had a large supply of googly eyes on hand.
>>30527982
>>30528009
>those background fillies
Are those fillies immortal?
>>30527983
i expect to wait until the season's over to watch it
>>30527964
At least steal everything
>>30528021
AAAGHH
try this on for size
GOTTEM
>>30528058
Cosmo you fool! There's an eye on the left!
>>30527956
I am not responsible for what happened when I was doing salt shots with my stallion bros
Maybe some dicks got sucked and some asses were cum inside
>>30528067
OH NO
>>30528077
too far
FAR TOO FAR
>>30528077
I'm actually honestly surprised no one's been slapping googly eyes on these. Where's RCH when you need him?
>>30528058
>>30528078
When I drink I always crave salt.I get horny too. So I can understand.
As long as everybody had a good time you shouldn't worry about it.
>>30528106
YOU'VE GOTTEN HIS CUTIE MARK AND HIS TAIL
MADMAN
Postrare horses.
>>30528130
>>30528130
>>30528100
I want to touch those hoofbutts.
>>30528130
>>30528130
>>30528186
What a strange way to celebrate. Just pick up your friend and flash her featureless to everyone.
>>30528130
Define rare
>>30528197
only cooked for a little while
>>30528186
Bonbon is very supportive of Applejack. She's probably her favorite mane six. Even her favorite pony after her roommate.
>>30528197
Having the component parts not closely compacted together; not dense.
>>30528130
There are lots of rare background poners from S1 that nobody remembers.
>>30528213
Oh shit, I forgot about the comic about this.
Bring me therarestfilly.
>>30528243
>>30528255
OH GAWD ITS SO TINY
>>30528238
She's cheating on Lyra with Applejack!
>>30528255
>filename
Fillies can't die, silly.
>>30528270
Then what happened to Babs and Twist?
>>30528277
eye-theft anon stole their voices
>>30528255
Her ears are so fucking big I bet she just wrapped herself up in those.
>>30528313
>Starlight doing the thing
>>30528313
Mane Seven!
>>30528313
lewd
I used to live in content misery
Until fillies started jerking with me
Can fillies be used as flotation devises in the event of an emergency?
>>30528346
paint insides white, etc
>>30528368
Only sea fillies.
>>30528368
Ensure the filly's hooves are securely fastened around your neck at all times.
>>30528409
how does pony deal with it
>>30528437
Hard hugs and twelve fillies a day.
>>30528412
sea fillies don't have time to be personal flotation devisesthey'll be late for school
Do you agree?
>>30528479
I want the hydra to return
I want it to have a musical number
>>30528502
I'm here, of course I do.
>>30528077
Look at those special eyes
>>30528502
We all know what the real mistake was.
>>30528536
But everything was just fine, like the Princess said.
>>30528536
you wouldn't say that to her face
>>30528553
>>30528479
>Ponies fighting incredibly large creatures
I love this shit.
>>30528560
princesses don't need to leap
>>30528536
Truly we all live in an alternate timeline.
https://derpibooru.org/1487308
>>30528536
shut your mouf
>>30528586
OSEI
Ponies are like dwarves.
I can't trust filly anymore after the ice cream incident.
>>30528651
You can't trust adult ponies, neither.
>>30528606
I figured it was gay (technically not) but I was disappointed it was Braeburn.
He's kind of just the standard go-to for homo horsing around, isn't he?
Post some gay shit that's not explicit. I could use some comfy right now.
>>30528677
>>30528677
>BEST
>FRIENDS
>>30528677
>>30528687
Yeah, that's cute shit.
Can unicorns be used as computers?
>>30528696
>Standing next to each other
Wow could Hasbro be any more explicit?
>>30528689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqAkq8v6LuQ
>>30528732
A billion fanarts from that one transformation.
Spike is dead
>>30528750
and they were all shit. it was amazing
Okay, one more. I guess Braeburn can be pretty cute when he's not filling every hole with dicks.
>>30528770
Good.
>>30528725
Colts are very cute indeed.
SCRUNCH BATTLE GO
>>30528770
>>30528502
wtf
MLP was her creation...why would she say that ..?
>>30528791
No one can defeat the champ.
>>30528798
She didn't actually say that.
Here's the original quote.
THE CHAMP
>>30528828
NOT WHEN I SWITCH INTO MAXIMUM OVERSCRUNCH
>>30528828
more like THE CHAMP OF MY HEART
>>30528236
If I could draw my gimmick would be to draw images of forgotten or unpopular bg ponies.
>>30528840
She's the everything of my heart.
>>30528798
You'd probably rather not have a kid than see it get raped by strangers too
>>30528868
atta girl!
still can't get over Shatner being in the show
Pinkie says goodnight.
>>30528949
She should get that tumor checked out.
>>30528865
I respect her decision to quit. I can't imagine walking away from a project that you cared so much about.
We all recovered from Twilicorn, Cadence and Equestria Girls but as big of fans as we are, the show was closer to her than we'll ever feel.
moms
>>30528934
I can't believe Shatner is now an active MLPG poster.
Hey Shatner if you're reading this thread you were the best part of Boston Legal
Peace brah
>>30529067
what makes this filly ooh and ahh
>>30529067
What is Ruby doing?
Is she having a seizure?
Is this what happens when a mare drinks while she's pregnant?
>>30529037
How did they get better and better with each reveal?
>>30529083
She accidentally ate a cellphone.
>>30529088
they used up all the suck on family member intros with Shining.
>>30529067
So adorable.
>>30529037
I can't believe we've finally seen all of the main sixes parents.
>>30529130
Now we need to see theirkids.
>>30529130
So...
Starlight's parents are next, right?
ThenScootaloo's
>>30529037
I like how their designs got more unique the later they were introduced.
>>30529130
>main
*mane
Get this wrong ever again and I'll fucking destroy you.
>>30529110
Fillies are the pinnacle of cuteness.
>>30529132
I'm more concerned with getting them all to interact with each other.
>>30529132
Give me some time.
>>30529165
...like in some kind of flash back "wow our parents knew each other" kind of reveal?
>>30529171
Huh? What's that on Applejack? Did she recently sit in a puddle of water?
>>30529186
More like the 10 who're still around meeting up at some event celebrating their kids.
filly microwaved some water for your tea
Tell me about the fillies, MLPG.
>>30529198
Water isn't that thick and white.
>>30529239
buttermilk is
>>30529243
Buttermilk isn't water, Anon.
>>30529243
Why would she sit in buttermilk?
>>30529228
!!!!!
>>30529198
As a baker, I can tell that's clearly glaze.
Someone has glaze Applejack's butt.
What's with all the porn and 34 on this board atm? Are mods gone?
>watch horse videos on youtube
>get sad because I don't have a horse
I want a horse. I want to get riot gear for it.
>>30529278
There can only be one culprit so devious...
Mayor Mare!
>>30529278
It's the only way to treat her butt.
Guys, Applejack just got her pie creamed and now has a bun in the oven. That's it.
>>30529311
Just one bun?
That's just inefficient.
>>30529287
Horses are cute but they're not cute the same way ponies are.
That being said, I understand because I still want a goat. But I understand the impracticality of keeping a goat indoors. Like a pet.
Evidently you can literbox train them but they will still chew fucking everything.
>>30529346
There might be more. We have to wait about 11 months to find out though.
>>30529358
>but they're not cute the same way ponies are.
i'll fight you motherfucker
i passed by a horse while driving the other day and i was taken away by how cute it was
>>30529346
Well you can't explicitly now the instant it's started to bake. Knowing the apples, though, I wouldn't be surprised to find a whole bushel.
WHAT
THE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I JUST READ THE MOST EPIC BETRAYAL IN A BOOK
FUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOVE HIM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING STACIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30529373
I won't argue horses aren't cute. Horses can be photogenic as fuck. But they're not cute in the same way as a pony.
If cartoon ponies were real I would find any way to have one in my life.
But horses at the end of the day are outside creatures and I'm not an outside creature. Plus I like my animal friends smaller.
So it just wouldn't work out.
>>30529409
is that Featherbangs IRL?
>>30529405
What novel familia?
>3dpd
>>30529431
Probably.
>>30529433Way of the Shaman: Book 5
I HATE EVERYTHING
>>30529436
I want to bully that Mac. Fat little thing NEEDS to be bullied!
>>30529465
It's not fat. He's, uh, bulking.
Do you think it is coincidence that filly rhymes with silly?
>>30529465
Try me bitch
What do you think the fillies would do if they learned of your inner most thoughts?
>>30529540
Depends on the filly
Fact: Rarity is best pony.
>>30529564
Eh, she's no Starlight Glimmer.
>>30529564
So close, especially with the actual best right behind her.
>>30526247
Fuck this movie. It ain't canon.
The spongebob movie was pretty good, no?
>>30529603
Remember that she is going to beat Celestia, Luna and Cadance at the same time.
>>30529540
Send me away.
>>30529613
And without magic.
>>30529621
Would you keep a crazy pony in your house like a pet?
>>30529593
I want them to have an episode together. Starlight having good intentions but bothering Rarity as she tries to run her fashion business.
>>30529628
As fun as it can be to rile up those retards, I'm pretty sure the Storm King is going to be the one to do it, and using a magical artifact. Which counts.
>>30529640
I basically want Every Little Thing She Does to be expanded into 5 full episodes so she can build a relationship with everyone.
>>30529613
>She breaks down the doors to the throne room.
>There is a small sign that says 'gone fishing.' on Celestias and lunas thrones.
>>30529645
is it the super dangerous magical artifact the cat people had stored unguarded.
fuck those cat people
>>30529640
We already have Sassy Saddles.
>>30529640
Speaking of Rarity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCtSTS2n-aU
>>30529655
luna could easily beam up all of equestria to the moon where its safe
but its her vacation spot and she keeps her porno stashed there.
>>30529638
If she's crazy in that she thinks she's a dog, I could probably handle that.
>rubbing her belly
>scratching her behind the ears
>food bowl and playing fetch
>peanut butter
>>30529660
>Sassy Saddles
I WANT TO SNIFF HER SO BADLY!
JUST PLUNGE MY FACE INTO HER MANE AND SNIFF FOR HORUS AHHHHHH
>>30526247
>Square snoot
That's clearly a stallion.Also the character design, writing, and animation all look like shit.
>>30529673
but that's not Sassy
>>30529663
how the fuck does a fucking horse play a fucking guitar
>>30529682
how the fuck does a fucking horse make dresses
>>30529682
Just like they play a piano or use a typewriter.
>>30529690
she has a fucking horn. theres no way she can play a fucking guitar with just her fucking hooves
>>30529693
she uses her hooves all the time tho
>>30529703
im gonna marry that filly
>>30529703
yeah, for really simple stuff. playing a guitar is really intricate and requires multiple fingers to be placed in specific spots
>>30529708
Too late, she's a slutty mare now.
>>30529713
you could say that, but you'd be wrong
>>30529719
i can slightly see her clit
>>30529719
Stop sticking your ass in my mail slot.
I need mail through there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZDhMKk4tfg
Would you sacrifice forever for friendship?
>>30529733
why don't you just give her what she wants
since the mailpony won't
>>30529740
I'd sacrifice you for no more shoddy SFM animations
>>30529302
DANGEROUSLY ANTHRO
https://derpibooru.org/1487375
How much purple is too much purple?
>>30529794
Nice little undeveloped teats.
>>30529752
Post good ones.
>just enough purple
>>30529804
Twiggles would never let herself go to fat.
>>30529811
there aren't any, which shouldn't be surprising
https://derpibooru.org/1481191 gets close though
>>30529833
oh shit
you cracked the code
well done, pony
Just the right amount of purp
>>30529833
The ponies are becoming self-aware.
>>30529845
wait till you see the original
>>30529740
>wahhhh my friends are dead :(
oh grow the fuck up twilight
>>30529857
but is there a Miniature Book of Magic & Shit?
>>30529858
>human pussy.
Fucking changelings can't even get the most important part right.
>>30529858
Celestia your axe wound is leaking.
>>30529874
Celestia does not have splotches on her butt and she does not refer to herself as "we"
>>30525851
>SHE KEEPS STEALING MY FILE
But that has always been mine.
>>30529870
i hate this shit. human pussy is unappealing to look at it, and its physically unsatisfying to have sex with. I will never understand why there so much clop with human pussy
>>30529896
most folks aren't "woke" to the marevag
a lot of furries are aware of how great horsecocks are, and have started putting them on bunnies and dogs and a variety of inappropriate critters
but not the marepussy
Do breezies deserve the same rights as ponies?
>>30529864
you betcha!
>>30529929
that's a book about Tiny Stuff though
you know, like little ponies or snack sandwiches or something
it's not particularly about small magic & shit
>>30529933
Or people are just reporting shit that's against the rules.
You know, rules like how this is a sfw board.
>>30529936
I wonder if there's a unicorn with a "shit at magic" cutie mark.
>>30529949
>>30529949
>>30529933
>Can clearly see vagina is closed from the cameltoe.
>Clit still popping out.
>>30529953
REEEEE FACIAL HAIR.
REEEEE CLOTHES
REEEEE
>>30529864
>>30529933
That's a really big horse
>>30529921
Anything that can communicate intellectually deserves rights
>>30529963
That is so absurdly cute and I love it.
Here comes the pone
do do do do
Here comes the pone
and I say
>>30529969
Fuck you, that's my favorite Beatles song. Now I have to go listen to it again.
>>30529969
I wanna hug that pone
>>30529965
Even ziggers?
>>30529964
holy fuck, you're right
I hadn't noticed
>>30529974it's alright
>>30529921
breezies deserve cuddles too
ready the shrink ray
>>30529974
its a real song? i am going to listen to it now because i have to do anything pinkie tells me.
>>30529989
if you replace pone with sun yes
>>30529983
embiggen the breezies
>>30529982
>have to stop myself from tearing it when I hear it in public
It just makes me so happy.
>>30529994
let's meet in the middle and do both
breezie has not paid the snuggle tax for the past five years
>>30529977
No, fuck those.
>>30530007
That makes sense. They're so small any attempts at snuggling will kill them.
Do you think they called them "zegros" in the old days?
>>30530007
is that a tax paid to enable snuggling, or a tax paid on snuggles?
>>30530022
yes
I'm going to fuck Gilda while Roogna's at work.
pirating black market pony hugs
Do you regret ponies?
>>30530046
What differentiates a legal hug from underworld broker hugs?
>>30530056
you boop while hugging
creampies
>>30530075
They had to know what they were doing.
rip horse
http://vybzmedia.com/2017/07/12/resort-kill-horse-dj-khaled-broke-back-video-shoot-video/
>>30530065
Sweet lord, no wonder they're banned.
>>30530086
"SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA THROW THE WHOLE HORSE AWAY"
-Dj Khaled on RainbowDash
>>30530095Rainbow Trash
>>30529953
>>30529954
>>30530104
be nice to the ponies anon, you never know when they might be able to do you a turn
>>30530095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C73GHEdVcpA
>>30529969
That's a top-quality Ponkers you got there, Anon.
>>30530116
there goes APPLEJACK again sticking her nasty feet into peoples faces
>>30530116
after watching this 30 times i notice aj is super far away and almost teleports to pinkie, like she dove across the crowd of ponies
also the popping sound is annoying
>>30530116
holy shit when did the CMC get cutiemarks?!?!?!
>>30530108
i'd turn rainbow around and do her
horsefugees
>>30530125
>AJ will never stick her hooves into my face constantly
Why even live?
>>30530150
>>30530134
after watching another 30 times i am starting to love the popping sound and wish there was a 10 minute video of it repeating.
>>30530173
Just give her some time to bleed out.
>>30530160
What's so wrong with that?
fuckin bitches amirite my broooooos
*does a backflip*
>>30530160
Wow the actual show looks really good, I should watch it sometime
>>30530077
Buy our toys, or no more innuendos!
>>30530138
It's just a error on the animators parts.
>>30530201
>*does a backflip*
>>30530196
you can't just tell a pony to put her hooves in your face
>>30530218
I'm not asking her to. I'm just saying I wouldn't mind it if she did.
>>30530218
>Waving her uncovered hoof around.
What a fucking tease.
>>30530215
how ddoes that nott hurrt?
>>30530225
what do you want her to do, wear a sock?
>>30530235
i can think of a few things she could wear
How do we solve the obesity epidemic going on in Equestria?
>>30530249
Make all horses fat.
It won't be an epidemic if it's the norm.
>>30530226
it does.
>>30530262
But then horses will die sooner if theyre fat
GloriousAryanAss
>>30530318
alright just listen to me for a second here.
What if we drilled a hole under the ocean's crust, at around 10 km deep, where the temperature is around 100 degrees. Water goes down the hole, boils, feeds a turbine that feeds an electric generator that feeds a large battery supply to store the electricity.
Okay, follow me here? Pretty simple. Of course you'd have to drill the whole place up beforehand to set the instruments and everything and everything would have to be able to withstand being always at 100+ degrees. Not to mention the fact that cool water hitting a 100 degree pipe all the time would probably need some work due to thermal contraction and expansion. But I know what you're thinking, keep listening.
What we do after is we channel the steam through a narrow crack back up the surface, alright? The water from the sea keeps going down the hole because of gravity, but if you make another hole, let's say for the sake of simplicity a 10 cm fissure in the ceiling that starts from a high pressure pipe, that channels the steam that has been used to power the turbine, up towards the ocean floor, you'd basically get a self-sustaining high-pressure geyser that would shoot back up in the ocean, and thus create a peretual motion machine, without needing to bend the laws of physics, because the gas would be cooled and turn back into water and restore the entire process and the ever-present high pressure and the small diameter of the hole would shoot it up again and thus no major water source would be lost in the process since it's a perfect cycle!
And even better, since the water never stops flowing and the gas always shoots back up, the powerplant would work 24/7 365/365, which means that you could send up the electricity to the surface forever!
Can someone who actually knows stuff about physics tell me if I missed something? I was wondering about this yesterday afternoon.
>>30530445
The issue with that is when there is a hole in the crust, water doesn't go down. Magma comes up.
>>30530445
One problem is that battery technology sucks.
We really don't have efficient ways of storing large amounts of energy
>>30530463
the first problem i thought about this was that water doesn't quietly turn into steam when it hits magma, it explodes. and you don't just magically prevent it from going back up the feed pipe
>>30530445
but then it turns out they already did this in Iceland, not under water
>Krafla Power Station
the problem they ran into was the second one i was going to bring up, but for different reasons. i figured you can't use seawater, since it has salt in it. salt ruins everything, and hot salt ruins everything fast
however, magma is a lot more corrosive than salt. they shut down the magma well because the corrosive steam destroyed everything
>>30530505
there's not even a reason to have a battery
>>30530445
Water will not go down that hole, this thing will not work like you think it would.
>>30530507
>>30530519
Ah damn. That's the thing, I have these ideas but I don't know the physics to understand most of the stuff that happens behind it.
>>30530512
>I figured you can't use seawater, since it has salt in it. salt ruins everything, and hot salt ruins everything fast
Oh man, I didn't even think about hot salt. That's a whole new layer of fuckery going on.
I probably should have stayed in EE more.
Anyway, ponies.
>>30530561
It still amazes me that that artist was colorblind
https://derpibooru.org/1481353
>>30530562
Did he color his stuff himself or did he have some other dude helping him out?
>>30530563
horsepeople look disgusting.
>>30530563
That's some shitty art.
Princess Luna is the bronyest pony.
>Today is National Ice Cream Day
>>30530605
https://derpibooru.org/1485364
is this the best thing the fandom has ever created?
>>30530599
It's a pity she got labeled as the brony princess or the gaymurr princess. Luna is a perfectly good pretty princess poner, even if not as great as her sister.
>>30530613
>no cock
>no balls
>vag
Absolutely not.
>>30530613
>no marevag\ponut
>human ass
>some shitty OC
No, it's a garbage.
Absolute perfection.
Would marry and dedicate my life to.
>>30530621
>>human ass
how do you tell?
>>30530564
You see colors in a fucked up way when you're colorblind.
Very few of them are black and white.
Attached pic would be the most common one and it's perfectly distinguishable if you ask me.
>>30530628
I always liked that image unironically
she's nice
>>30530599i unironically hate luna
>>30530613
>10mb GIF
>website has webm support
oh fuck me
>>30530640
>Madmax is literally ded
>>30530630
Did you like saw human asses before? They are very different from pony asses.
New horsie
>>30530725
>>30530725
>>30530725
>wingless twiggles
Last image for Twilight's reaction to Twilicorn
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love Princess Caramel
>>30529946
>he says
>as there's still almost an entire threads worth of porn up after over 24 hours
>>30531834
did you report it
>>30531864
>implying I should have to report anything
>>30531969
I feel like you don't get how moderation works here