Dazzling Thread #247

>>30524142
>>30524142
>>30524142
New bread

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>>30524142
no

>>30524142

I know it's a little niche but does anyone else here find the idea of mosquitoes sucking blood from your erection kinda erotic?

>>30524142

The Buzzlings.

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>>30524142
>That edition
System tried to stop this but we refused and now our sins have manifested.

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>>30524142

So the Dazzlings want to violate us with their proboscises?

Sounds familiar.

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Grump is best

>>30524564
Did they ever fix the multiple bugs and loading issues?

>>30524564

I dont know. I played it a good bit a few weeks back and did not notice any bugs, but i might have been lucky.

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Haven't been here in a while.
How's this place been doing? Also, you guys got any good cute cuddly Dazzle stories recently preferably involving Sonata?

Captcha: WOODLAND

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>>30524142

>>30524574
I can confirm this

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>>30524210

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The initial idea was to draw the girls from the nipples up next to eachother doing ahegaos and having "The Buzzlings" written over them implying that they're using dildos, but it's past my drawing ability.

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>>30524935
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This would have been a better time to have posted that mosquito short I'm so mad at myself.

>>30525034

Repost it fgt

>>30524981
My Sonata is to pure

I actually really like all of these mate

>>30524935
>>30524943
>>30524981

...So now all we need is for someone to make a pitch to Bad Dragon

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Not Sorry.

>>30524935
>>30524943
>>30524981
Would love to see a colored version of theses.

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Who's ready for Tumblr dazzlings
http://askrazzledazzles.tumblr.com

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>>30526799

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

I saw that shit last thread and I thought it was just an autistic one-off, but of course it has to be a full tumblr

absolutely disgusting

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>>30526799
Not enough chocolate

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>>30526854

>>30526799
Which one is trans? My guess is sonata.

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>>30527239

>>30527100

looks like aria is black and a tranny

double tumblr points

>>30527239

the fact that so many of these especially broken human beings exist in this day and age, and that we coddle it, is a great indicator of the health of our societies

>>30527271
>the fact that so many of these especially broken human beings exist in this day and age, and that we coddle it, is a great indicator of the health of our societies
That;s usually the indicator of a soon to be dead society. Hope the great war gets rid of those sub humans.

>>30527239

I love how these people are so far disconnected from the nature of things

I always have to imagine that deep down these sorts have some understanding of the truths of reality but they just bury it deeply and make excuses to rationalize their own mentally ill perceptions as being somehow correct or "beyond" nature. I feel like it stems from the idea that humans are somehow special and distinct from other animals.

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how about talking about how triggered we all are we get back on topic?

>>30527379
Bring up a discussion then.

all right then fine.
i hope we get the dazzlings back in a future movie or as actual recurring antagonist in some kind of EQG TV show.

>>30526799
I like that skin color on Sonata

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>>30527452
There's no hope Anon.

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>>30527452
>>30527565
>mfw

>>30527565
>>30527582
i think they could at least adagio back give who her VA is.

>>30527631
They could do Aria too by that logic. Issue is the fags in charge aren't talented enough to do them justice. RR was probably a fluke judging by everything else.

http://i.imgur.com/B2alxfR.jpg
Enjoy

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>>30526217
Still Not Sorry.

>>30527797
http://i.imgur.com/9EUCRrA.jpg
Enjoy

I wonder why I'm not in the Story Pastebin?
Anyways, I was thinking about cracking at my alt-ending or getting to the paranormal green sometime tonight.
> Which do you guys prefer I do?

>>30527939
I don't think the paste bin been updated in a while

And do an altending

>>30527939
I don't think its been updated this year at all.

>>30527971
>>30528163
Is Patebinfag dead? If they are we're prolly gonna need to make a new one pretty soon.

>>30527820
Damn he just had to ruin it with dyke shit

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I guess the Epilogue starts now (get fucked Alt-end)
> Your story continues five years after the Battle of the Bands.
> After realizing that they have real talent and no need for magical aid, the Sirens became a singing group.
> Soon enough, they tried out for Equestria's Got Talent and got themselves a record deal.
> Joe went on to become a criminal-defense lawyer, getting himself a family by settling down with a certain Ms. Blaze along with a son and daughter.
> Sonata currently sings with her sisters and has developed an unofficial relationship with the greatest actor of our time, Mark Wahlberg.
> You could never be more happy in visiting the Dusk household.
> Adagio and yourself tied the knot four years ago, spawning a son soon after. Being the talented songstress she is, she conducts both business management along with tour management and booking deals.
> Then there's you, where are you right now?
> As of right now, you're experiencing a father's pride with your son walking beside you through the children's park.
> The excited little boy runs to the playgrounds while you sit onto the bench, the moms looking at you with an ostracizing gaze but you pay them no mind.
> "Hey daddy, watch this!"
> He yells, awaiting for your attention before preforming a high-speed rush down the slide.
"I'm watching, little buddy. Go ahead!"
> The act is done, once he lands on the ground his little head looks up at you for your acceptance of his works.
> You shoot him a thumb's up and he returns to the other children.
> You marvel while they play with indifference, pure acceleration among all of them involved in their games.
> The phone in your pocket vibrates, signaling a new message.
> You check to the sight of your wife's name along with a message.
> "Adagger-Dazzle: How's the park?"
> Your thumbs tap the screen to their desired choice of lettering.
"Me: Never better."

End.

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>>30528430
>tfw no "little buddy" to take to the park.

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Doing a little dump of old Wubcake doodles I'm pretty sure she's not posted anywhere. They're sitting in a folder of mine and I thought I'd dump them now before I delete it
more sirens woo

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>>30528995

>>30528290
Yea I'll start one before the next bread so we can update it

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>>30529008

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>>30529032

>>30528995
>old Wubcake doodles
Yea you dont need to waste our image post limit

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>>30529079
aaand that's pretty much all of them

>>30529089
Thanks m8. I like some of her stuff so these are nice to see.

>>30529089
>>30529111
Yea glad to see your still not over wubcake, mayde.

>>30529144
Who?

>>30528995
>>30529008
>>30529020
>>30529032
>>30529046
>>30529068
>>30529079
>>30529089
Mayde, we can't be friends anymore.

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>>30528430
Aw yeah boy. Thanks for the epilogue.

>>30529205
Some dumb horse fame bitch that always has to be brought up in our threads

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>>30529254
Sounds dumb. I'm gonna post Dazzle instead. Any requests?

>>30529215
No problem man, I was gonna do the alt-end but halfway through writing it I felt SUPER depressed by it. Then the epilogue was born with good feels.

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>>30529273
> thicc Dagi

>>30528430
Comfy I enjoyed it

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>>30529298
Is that a req?

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>>30529320
>loli dump in a friendship thread
>thicc Dagi in this one
This is one perfect night.

>>30529320
It's not denial.
>>30529315
I enjoyed your enjoyment.

>>30529273
Post rare smiling arias

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>>30529419
I never see this one posted.

>>30529355
Apparently you missed the last thread's event.

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>>30529355
>>30529374
Thicccc???

>>>30529331
Pick them up before it's too late.

>masterbin has been updated
show yourself pastebinfag

>>30529491
Morra but with less giant fucking tits

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>>30529492
I did indeed.
>>30529498
>mfw

>>30529411
You know it, MS Paint is the tool for these.
>>30529492
That was... Not bad actually.
>>30529498
I was thinking more along the lines of thick qt Dagi but thick haired cutie one works in a different way.

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Here's that meme you wanted >>30529411

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>>30529514
Subtle Smile?

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>>30529546
Here's another for good measure, shine on you crazy diamond.

>>30529552
An oldy but a goody
Thanks friend

>>30529559
Dammit, clop. I need something more lewd.

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>>30529522
>>30529535
Not quite thicc, but still pretty shapely dagi.

>>30529559
Jesus man you really are a loser.

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>>30529565
I do like Aria.

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>>30529575
I got another but it won't send, it keeps saying "Connection Error" every time I try. I'll give it one more go.
>>30529580
Shapely is all the same for me dawg.
>>30529582
Soy Un Perdedor my dude

>>30529605
Hey it worked!

>>30529605
>Soy Un Perdedor
I hate getting your references but at the same time, no one else does references like that.

>>30529605
He looks like he's about to jerk his dick.

>>30529641
That's the point

>>30529651
Yes, he's fisting the point.

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>>30529511
I'm chipping away at it bit by bit. Got lazy about updating it for too long a streak there.

>>30529651
I really fucking hate you System. I really, really do. Here's my list on why:
>Dry humor
>muh fight
>Popping up in EVERY FUCKING THREAD
>Obscure references that few people would get but to everyone else just looks like retard dribble.
>Liking Dragonball ever
>Making long ass fucking green
>Expecting us not to look past possible fakers instead of tripfagging.
>Being a double-nigger
>Abandoning your SciTwi green
I don't like you and I never will you fuck. See you at ComiCon you queer.

>tfw no one cares about Dazzle lewds
When did things change?

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>>30529710
I'll be sure to keep that in mind.
> Dry humor
I am not funny.
> muh fight
Fighting is cool, people like it,
> Popping up
I like /mlp/ and the threads in it.
> Obscure references
I'll give you that one.
> Liking Dragon Ball ever
One of the most influential and popular manga/anime of all time.
> making long ass green
Green is fun to make.
> Being a double nigger
There's no fixing that.
> Abandoning SciTwi
The story was going FUCKING NO WHERE how many times do I have to say it?
> See you at Comicon
Ok.

>>30529710
>Being this mad at a writefag who didn't want to continue a green you like.
You do understand that this guy is human right? Just because he could give us daily updates doesn't mean he can do it every time he does a green.

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>>30529735
I like you System

>>30529850
Thanks bud, I like you too.

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>>30529735
Not him, but only Dragonball is good. Z is
when it started to get lame.

I also enjoy writing long green.

Might I recommend writing out the general plot before you write the story? It could help you to avoid writing yourself into a hole like that.

>>30529872
> general plot
I usually have one but the "Twilight Harris" was something I worked up just to see if I could work with a prompt so outlandish and stupid.
> Z is when it started to get lame
But Z has Vegeta?

>>30529888
I've done that before. I started writing some green without a plot, then tried picking it back up a few years later after some newer seasons. Trixie's story changed over the past two years.
>Vegeta
Dragonball had Yamcha and his panty search. Also, Z had those episode long charges. Filler was insane in that.

>>30529522
Some guy came in and posted porn of each dazzle and said something along the lines
>"I heard you like porn!"
>"So do I!"

>>30529905
> Filler was insane
True but when the shit went down, it hit hard.
> Also good Gazorpazorp Aria in your last post.

>>30530036
>mfw I missed it
Wait, I remember that now. Wasn't it at the end of the thread?
>>30530103
It was alright. Watching Cell get laid out was nice though.
>good Gazorpazorp Aria
Thanks. I just liked the Ariabella.

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>tfw your nutpouch will never be Aria's fidget toy

Man I wish the guy who posted this continued it.

>>30529706

>Pastebinfag is still with us

Cheers mate.

>>30529710
>>30529872
>>30529905

Z was utter shit. The support cast was vastly outclassed, every villain did the same "smug bastard into surprised bastard" routine, TATATATATATATA was cringey and grating as fuck, and characters fighting so fast that you can't see them was a dumb excuse to not have to come up with and animate fighting scenes in a show about fighting. Plus all that filler like >>30529905 said. Goku was chilling in a healing tank for like half a season.

>>30530275
I should say that Saiyan saga was good. It felt enough like Dragon Ball, and even the Namek saga is worth a watch. Afterward it's mainly just for certain fights.

The moment ends though I feel winds

>>30530274
Yep.

>>30529710
So you're saying he likes something you don't like?
>Making long ass fucking green
Who in their right mind would complain?
>Being a double-nigger
Good point :^)

>>30529710
>Abandoning SciTwi to write for us
WTF I love system even more now

jesus this general has gone to shit. page-long arguments about nothing, shitty greens and fucking dbz discussion

>>30531916

And you added a whinny bitch to the list. Nice work there buddy. Also you're a newfag if you don't know that we used to be like this.
Now then, write us a good green.

>>30531957
>system or mistakeanon are considered "good"
bar aint set exactly high faggot. at least greens from before decent.

>>30532218
>system or mistakeanon are considered "good"

That's not what I said. What I said is that rather than just whine about a situation you should work to change it. Contribute a good green. Perhaps you'll show others how it's done. Also I called you a whinny bitch.

>>30532218
Complaining is not really gonna change anything you bitch.
Besides mistake is pretty high quality and system is pretty enjoyable too

http://i.imgur.com/K1op9zb.png
Enjoy

>>30531916
Are you this much of a newfag? We used to have page long arguments per day. The only difference was there were more trip and namefags getting chased off.

>>30532778
Yea we really don't need to chase off more content creators.
Although I'm pretty sure this is just bate

>>30532793
It is. As long as people know how to ignore people like him.

>>30530275
I want aria to play with muh balls

>>30533271

>You talk to Aria and make an innuendo about going out after school and playing with a stick and balls
>"Why wait?"
>Aria puts her hands in your pants and starts playing with your balls
"I was actually inviting you to play pool later."

>>30532218
Yeah dude System is shit

>>30533535

Eh, I`ve heard good things about him.

>>30533535
I like him and his green

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Yup, make a request and I'll try to get it done as quick as possible. Rules are stated in pic.

>>30534043
Draw Sonata being absorbed by The Poof™

>>30534057
This

>>30534057

Sonata and the Poof fighting for dominance. Who will win the sweet spot on the couch?

Adagio on the other hand is oblivious.

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what's happening in this pic?

>>30534199
Dyke shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLiF9Yara6Y
animated a stupid no-point dazzle thing :V

i don't fucking know either.

>>30534203
I like the poofster stuck in her own poof.
10/10

>>30534201

I dont have a problem with Adagio getting it on with a woman, i am pretty sure she would make out with a chair if she was feeling frisky.

Far more annoying is when characters such as Sunset Shimmer who have only ever shown interest in men still have 98% lesbian art.

>>30534199
the real question is: what's happening in my pants?

>>30534057
On it.

>>30526854
Not enough hips for that kind of chocolate.

>>30534203
That's pree good mane.

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>>30534057
First draft

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>>30534597
There it is boi.

>>30534819
Thank you for drawing this. You're a true, true friend.

>>30534819

Well now, this is a hairy situation indeed.

Adagio's pubic hair
>http://artfcity.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Marilyn-Minter_carpet-xl.jpg

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>tfw still part of the series
The Dazzlings? More like The Literally Whos

>>30534836
You know it friendo.
>>30534841
Please stop

>>30534872
If I wasn't on my phone I'd put the Daniel Bryan Yes gif
>>30534962
Kys

>>30534872
Fuck yea bud.
I love pubic hair.
no idea why shaved is so popular in porn now a days.

>>30534872
i can see it.

>tfw watching the Kids Choice awards and wishing that the Dazzles were among the celebs that were competing
Will they ever be in media again?

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>>30534962
ayy lmao

>>30535297
Maybe someday homie

>>30535335
Pretty good shit post friendo

Where are my boys? No one is here tonight. It's a bit sad to see my favorite general so silent.

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>>30536701
Sorry, anon.Still a bit drunk from kicking it with my sister. Have some music to cheer yourself up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeRRaKxjSTM

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>>30536701

>>30536728
This makes me curious, how did you all spend your Sunday? I helped my sister move a couch and some other things, helped a strange couple move their van and chilled with my sis and watched EEnE. How would the Dazzles spend their Sunday?

>>30536756
Today was cool, I went out with some friends and hung out here later. The Dazzles would probably just chill depending if it's pre RR or post RR.

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>>30536728
> Three Six Mafia
Just for this, I'm hoping for no hangover.

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>>30534199

Adagio is palming SciTwi's clam.

>You are walking in the hallway when you come across those two girls you know
>Twilight "SciTwi" Sparkle and Adagio Dazzle
>Both make your monster grow for different reasons
>SciTwi is adorkable and not very intimidating
>Adagio is a woahman
>And it seems like they're being themselves together
>Adagio has SciTwi pressed against the wall, touching her, telling her lewd things and giving her erotic stares
>She's rubbing her hard knee between the nerdy girl's soft thighs
>SciTwi looks like she's about to cry. Which is understandable because she also looks like she's about to get raped
>The two girls notice you at the same time and tell you the same thing with a glance
>"Help me."
>If you help SciTwi you might get into a relationship with her. It will be romantic but not really sexual
>If you help Adagio you might get to participate in a threesome

Who drew that?

>>30533535

Hue, I did the same back in the army

>Another private and I have names that imply we're from a certain place
>I am, he isn't
>I'm not very sociable and have a temper
>The other guy is passive aggressive and gets his kicks by going to people and infuriating or stressing them while remaining calm
>Walk into the barracks one evening
>A private I was kinda friends with is talking to a few others and hasn't noticed me
>"People from x place are jerks."
I put my arm on his shoulders and say "Yeah, they're fuck ups."
>He looks at me and freezes
>I go away to do whatever

>>30536933
Kek ArmyAnon

>>30536756
Spent the whole Sunday painting a house, then grilled some steaks. Fell asleep tired as a dog and now I'm somehow up by the time sun's rising.

Might as well start writing.

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>>30536940

I prefer Army Manly. But nah, it's just Sal.

>>30536756

Worked out, made some 3D, went out and generally took it slow.

>>30536756

I spent most of the time playing the POE beta.

Then i went outside to get some fresh air and promptly got a painful muscle knot.

Lesson learned, i returned home and sat my ass in front of the computer again.

>>30536756
Spent my Sunday working on my DLNA sharing system.

>>30536756
Same as most days, taking care of my crippled bed ridden mother.

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>>30537174

Sorry to hear that. Have a laugh.

>>30537004
I want a taste of freedom milf

>>30536224
Reminder that irl adagio is black

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>>30537174
here's a laugh my guy

>>30537004
Is there any green of dazzle /k/ommandos?

>>30537861
Pretty sure someone has written a good short based on that aria pic.
But I don't think it's in the pastebin.

>>30536933
Picking adagio seems win win.
Maybe she'd included you in future rape adventures

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>>30536798
>tfw no hangover
Thanks, Clop.
>>30537174
Sorry, anon.

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How about some Mistakes for Monday?

>You open the door and immediately a cloud of cigarette smoke hits you in the face.
>An array of nostalgic smells from faux-fur seats to the old wood follows after.
>That old neon sign at the back of the bar is crackling on and off, barely hanging on.
>After all these years it looks like The Brick has not changed one bit.
>It was a small dive bar up U.S. 75, right on the border of Independence.
>Hell, even the tagline of the place was: “Last Call on your way out of Independence.”
>You can’t even remember how many nights you hung out here, either with your friends or with your father and his ‘friends.’
>The tacky longhorn skull staring down anyone willing to come in, the unwashed flag on the wall, the dusty bottles lining up the wall behind the counter… it had all remained unchanged.
>Looks like memories were everywhere in this small town.
>From inside, you can hear the sweet, forlorn melodies of John Lee Hooker being played.
>Those slightly clumsy hands could only belong to one person.
>You’ve heard Crystal Ship play an acoustic guitar before.
>Looks like he hasn’t gotten any better.
>Another thing time hasn’t changed.
“Grab yourselves some seats. This shouldn’t take too long.”
>You say that to the people coming after you.
>A whole lot of girls whom most look like they’d have no business being in a place like this.
>It’s ironic, though, that it’s not their appearance that causes a silent hush to fall over The Brick.
>No, it’s you who causes that.
>All the local patrons stare at you, wide-eyed and slack-jawed.
>Guess the word has yet to get around.
>Too bad you’d be long gone by the time it would.
>The interior of The Brick is a simple one. A counter at the other end of the room, few tables here and there, lots of stools and a small stage for any aspiring musician.
>Add a complete disregard to smoking laws or serving to minors, and you get a good picture what sort of place The Brick is.

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>>30538782

>The only point of interest is on the wall opposite of the entrance, near the doors to the restrooms.
>There, a couple of band shirts and a single gold-coated record hang like trophies.
>Well, that’s what they are. Trophies.
>No matter what happened, Star Generation was the pride of Independence.
>They wouldn’t let go of their fifteen minutes of fame.
>One shirt in particular catches your attention.
>It has a set list printed on the back of it.
>A set list that also served as the track list of the first and only album made by Star Generation.
>Starting with the fast-paced acoustic track ‘Bite the Hand’, followed by regret-filled ballad ‘Pyrrhic Change’, and so on.
>Your eyes lock onto track number nine.
>Yeah… that’s what you’re here for. One last thing before you hit the road and ride into the night.
>As the girls head to the counter, you switch your attention to the stage.
>Your shoulders feel tense, most likely thanks to all the stares upon you.
>Only one guy, other than your friends, doesn’t give you the stinkeye.
>That’s Crystal Ship who’s currently doing his best to mimic the soul-crushing loneliness of a blues musician.
>You want to tell him he’s way too middle class for that, but you hold your tongue.
>You’re not here to start another fight.
>You flag him down and Crystal acknowledges you with a slight nod.
>Looks like you’re up after this song.
>Still… if you’re gonna pull this through, you’re gonna need some help.
>Thus you turn back at the group of girls who followed you here.
>Unsurprisingly, it’s Adagio, Sonata and Aria who are first at the counter.
>Perhaps inspired by the song, they order one bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
>Well… if they’re on that path, it might be best to pass them up for now.
>Instead, you approach the group’s newest additions, Chrysalis and Babs.

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>>30538791

“Hey, Liz. Might I ask you two a favor?”
>The phantom leader of local El Forastero takes a sip of her beer and cocks an eyebrow.
>”Shoot.”
“I remember hearing it in the passing, but you said something about Babs knowing how to play an accordion?”
>The short redhead smiles from ear to ear and nods.
>”Yeah. Been a’while since I played, but if ya want, I got ya covered. Just gimme a instrument an’ I’ll strike any melody ya want.”
>Satisfied, you turn back to Chrysalis.
“What about you? You still keeping up your old skills?”
>Liz grins at you wickedly, her eyes twinkling in the darkness.
>”Shu-wah. It’s not like I had much to do aftah you got put in the slamma.”
>The Boston native taps her nose knowingly.
>”So what’ll it be? Guitah? Drums? Wicked tin whistle?”
“You’ll be up on the mandolin. At least, I think I saw out the back. Should be enough for one song.”
>Chrysalis’ eyes widen in surprise.
>She looks around, suddenly very conscious of the bad looks the locals are throwing your way.
>”Wait, wait, wait. Aftah all this, you bettah not be planning to-”
“Yeah, that’s exactly what I’m planning to.”
>You return Liz’s earlier expression right back at her, grin plastered on your face.
“I mean, Crystal told me he was going to play tonight. I’m not gonna pass up this chance.”
>Leaving the biker mumble something in her incomprehensible accent, you glance around the room.
>Soon enough you spot Gilda, who’s about to down a shot of what you can only hope is whiskey.
“Hey, Sugar Ray, put that down!”
>The boxer nearly drops her shot glass and shoots you a confused expression.
“You’re up on the drums tonight. I need you sober.”
>The announcement comes so out of left field that Gilda’s left utterly speechless.
>Lemon Zest doesn’t miss this chance and swipes the whiskey from her, downing it in one go.

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>>30538811

>Too bad greed cometh before the fall.
>About two seconds later, you see Zest hurrying towards the toilets, holding her stomach.
>Looks like it wasn’t whiskey after all.
>One never knew what this place had in those bottles.
“...”
>Still, it’s not only Gilda who’s left restless after what you shouted.
>The whole bar is now filled with an anxious murmur, mostly coming from the locals.
>Some of it is disbelief, some of it is outrage.
>Even the bartender looks like he’s considering throwing you out.
>Hell, the only local who doesn’t seem furious is Crystal Ship.
>He simply winds down his song, mutters a quiet ‘thank you’ in the microphone and wheels to the side of the stage.
>From there he motions you.
>Time to begin.
>You nod towards Chrysalis, Babs and Gilda, before pointing your thumb towards the stage.
>The girls give a nervous look to each other.
>You can’t blame them. This isn’t exactly the best atmosphere to start a gig in.
>And the rest of the group isn’t faring any better.
>Judging by Adagio’s hand signals, she’s either directing you down to runway six, or wants to know what the hell’s going on.
>Better act before she moves from chopping the air to chopping you.
>Together with the trio you jog up to the stage.
>A dead silence falls over The Brick.
>Crystal Prep students and Twilight are glancing around worriedly, almost as if preparing for a bar fight.
>CHS students, on the other hand, look at you all with a mixture of doubt and trepidation.
>Some, like Trixie, probably can guess what’s coming.
>Wait, scratch that. It’s not only Trixie.
>Lemon Zest, who just emerged from the toilet, looks like a kid on Christmas Day.
>A kid on the onset of alcohol poisoning.
>But the way her eyes are shining with giddiness makes you think that, just maybe, this wasn’t a bad idea.

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>>30538815

>”Well, look what the cat dragged in.”
>Crystal Ship comments dryly as you arrive on the stage.
>”You have a song in mind, hotshot?”
“How about we go with track number nine?”
>Crystal arches an eyebrow at that.
>”You mean from the album?”
“Yeah.”
>After a moment of silence, of hesitation, he nods.
>”Alright, if you say so.”
>As Crystal starts to get his bass guitar ready, you instruct the three girls on what song’s about to be played.
>All but Chrysalis look surprised at the prospect.
>They do know how to play it, though, and so the hasty preparations begin.
>Instruments are plugged into amps, tuned and retuned, and the microphone is calibrated to your height.
>While this is going on, the hostile murmur of the bar patrons grows louder and louder.
>Now that you’re up on the stage they all can see your new, overblown jacket.
>Especially the logo on the back.
>It’s not enough that you’re here to remind them of what you’ve done, you’re also serving as a reminder of your father.
>Chrysalis grimaces as she looks upon the crowd, fingers nervously twitching on the strings of her mandolin.
>“If we get outta heah alive the next round’s on you.”
>You chuckle and plug in the old, beaten up Les Paul. Just like all the other instruments, they were on the loan from The Brick.
“I hear you. Consider it my payment for this gig.”
>From the corner of your eye, you can see Babs giving you a thumbs up.
>The accordion’s ready. And judging from the sounds, so are the drums.
>You glance at Crystal, who tests each individual string on his bass guitar.
>The then proceeds to tap onto the second microphone that’s been lowered to the height of his wheelchair.
>You both wince at the feedback, and you can hear Crystal mutter some choice words for the sound technician.
>Sound technician who is non-existent at this case, but what the hell.
>It’s a time-honored tradition among musicians.

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>>30538818

>”Looks like we’re good to go.”
>Crystal’s words are like keys turning to rev up your engine, and you turn your eyes towards the audience.
>Half of it are your friends from Canterlot.
>The other half are locals with a bone or two to pick with you.
>... In all honesty, you couldn’t ask for a better crowd.
>When was the last time you felt this exhilarated to play in front of a crowd?
>A sense of excitement, dread, fear and unbound energy ready to burst…
>... It’s almost like back when you first performed at Grimey’s old place.
>In a sense, you could argue this is a new beginning.
>You’ve finally shed away the demons of the past, the memories that have haunted you so far.
>Even after you were released from juvie, they were always there.
>Nagging.
>Reminding you of your sins.
>But now? Now… you feel almost free.
>Not because you’ve abandoned it all, but because you’ve accepted it and moved on.
>Liberated.
>So… this is it, Anonymous.
>Just like back then, all those years ago.
>With same unbridled energy.
>With same ferocious drive.
>With same wild abandon.
>It’s time to play, free like you never were before.
“Ladies and gentlemen.”
>Your rumblings words silence the bar.
>The Brick goes completely quiet and all eyes are on you now.
>Love you or hate you… you’re reminded why you were obsessed with basking in this attention.
>But such juvenile pride falls off your back like water.
“Feast your ears for tonight, and tonight only, it’s our one-last-time return gig.”
>You fingers hunger for the strings of a guitar like those of a gunman at high noon hunger for a trigger.
>A simple, rough, primal sound emanates from your instrument as you let your feelings loose.
“And we…”
>The bass joins you, along with pounding drums who build up the introduction.
>Your guttural guitar riff rises to the heights and you feel a wild grin take over your face.

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>>30538824

>This is you.
>Both the Anonymous from years ago, and the Anonymous of today.
>The man born to be on this stage.
“We are Star Generation!”
>For a moment, just for two seconds, the stage grows quiet again.
>You breathe in. You breathe out.
>You click your fingers.
>Thus, Chrysalis’ mandolin jolts alive with a vibrant, haunting melody from her home.
>Accordion in the hands of Babs paints over it immaculately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diSN8l1DyNY
>And so… you sing.
“When on the road to sweet Indie.”
>It’s an old, old song.
“Hurroo. Hurroo.”
>Something that Liz originally introduced to the lot of you.
“When on the road to sweet Indie.”
>Sunset had always loved it, however.
“Hurroo. Hurroo.”
>The forlorn tone of it, the sweet bitterness permeating it.
“When on the road to sweet Indie, returning from the big city.”
>But now, it gains a new meaning.
“A whimper did this fair blondie…”
>As you make the song’s words your own.
“Sunny, I hardly knew ya.”
>So does the whole band explode into a song, each instrument bellowing out their very own part.
>E minor to G, B minor to G, before sliding into the latter half of the chorus.
>It was deceptively simple, but when translated into modern instruments, it was powerful.
>Oh so powerful.
>Powerful enough to cause shocked faces all around the bar.
>Sension the power that was building, the bartender hurries to flick the lights on to the stage.
>You are suddenly bathed in red and green spotlight which lazily move back and forth.
“Where are the eyes that looked so mild?”
>Crystal and Chrysalis lean into their own mics, adding their voices to the symphony.
>“Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>Though blinded by the lights, you are able to see Sonata.
>Silently, she mouths the words with you.
“Where are the eyes that looked so mild?”
>Next to her, Aria does the same.
>As does Adagio.

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>>30538829

>”Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>Watching them, you feel a sparkling feeling rise up from your chest.
>It’s like the sweetest of ales.
“Where are the eyes that looked so mild when my poor heart you first beguiled?”
>It’s that stunning feeling that you channel into your song.
“Why did ya leave me in the wild?”
>And bellow out with all your lungs.
“Sunny, I hardly knew ya!”
>As you push onto the chorus once more, your lyrics and those of your makeshift band join together.
>But they are not alone.
>All around the bar, your friends, your comrades, no longer stay silent.
“We had guns and drums and drums and guns!”
>They raise their voices and their glasses.
>“Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>The locals watch them in shock, but none of them cares.
>This song is for no one in this building.
“We had guns and drums and drums and guns!”
>It’s for one the one who is already long gone.
>“Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>The last tribute for the Sunset Shimmer you knew.
>The last tribute to Star Generation, the band you built and destroyed with your own hands.
“We had guns and drums and drums and guns!”
>This is why your voice is a mixture of anger and pride.
“The enemy never slew ya!”
>And deep sense of loss that flows from the strings of your guitar.
“Sunny, I hardly knew ya!”
>As you fall back onto the basic melody, Gilda takes over.
>Her frantic beat, like frenzied marching feet, builds up.
>It’s a countdown to your take-off.
>From this town, from this song.
>Sweat upon her brow, she pounds those drums with all her might.
>And as it ends you immediately rev up the next verse.
“Where are the hands with which play?”
>The breakneck speed of the song can no longer be held back.
>“Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>It’s like a freight train that is out-of-bounds, heading straight into the wilderness.
“Where are the hands with which play?”
>Your fingers scream for mercy, but you’re all out.

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>>30538839

>That same sparking, exploding power from your heart is filling your head.
>“Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>It’s like your head and your hair are on fire.
>But even if you were to burn to ashes now, you wouldn’t care.
“Where are the hands with which play, now too much does the guitar weigh!”
>Perhaps that is why the streaks falling from your eyes feel boiling hot?
“No longer can they even pray!”
>They sign your skin, but only in your mind.
“Sunny, I hardly knew ya!”
>As you ascend once again to the chorus, you see it is no longer just your friends who are slamming their glasses to the wooden tables.
>No, here and there, everywhere and near, people in the bar join in.
>From old to young, the patrons weave their voices together.
>That simple, yet addictive, war cry.
“We had guns and drums and drums and guns!”
>The Brick echoes with a song it had nearly forgotten.
>”Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>You feel like you’re melting under your jacket, but you push on.
>All limits are forgotten now.
>No, it’s as if they never existed.
“We had guns and drums and drums and guns!”
>After all it’s as if you are born again.
>A phoenix rising with the dawn.
>”Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>Your right hand separates from the strings and punches the air to emphasize your words.
>Dozens and dozens of fists from the audience rise with you.
“We had guns and drums and drums and guns!”
>This is music; an universal language.
>Something everyone can, no matter what has happened, understand.
“The enemy never slew ya!”
>Even someone hated can be understood with it.
“Sunny, I hardly knew ya!”
>Chrysalis and Crystal warp the melody and bring it to the solo.
>Your hand flies back to the strings and you strike the chords with all of that pent-up regret.
>All of those emotions you want to let out, to move on from.
>They are channeled by this beaten up guitar and released in waves.

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>>30538845

>Then… it happens.
>As your vision blurs and your body moves only through muscle memory, your exhaustion catches up with you.
>A red spotlight blinds you momentarily, shining straight into your eyes.
>It is when you can see again that you understand.
>You’re hallucinating.
>Crystal Ship is standing. He looks as old as before, but he is standing.
>His bass guitar circles around your guitar riff, pushing it ever upwards.
>Behind you, Kozmic Blues slams the sticks against the drums in a primal fury.
>Her face is full of determination, as if knowing this was her last moment.
>Her last sound and fury.
>On the other side, Purple Haze carries you all with his accordion.
>There’s an exhilarated, almost manic, smile on his face.
>As always, he is the carrying force, allowing all of you to set up the perfect fanfare.
>And… right next to you.
>Sunset Shimmer.
>The one this song is dedicated to.
>Her flaming hair swinging back and forth.
>That pure happiness shining bright in her eyes as she creates magic with her melodies.
>Her fingers fly up and down on her mandolin, it’s vibrating tone almost akin to chaotic energy of some sort.
>Upon her she has a leather jacket.
>Just like all of you.
>One with the image of a snarling wolf, painted with the colors of Old Glory.
>Yes… this is what could have been.
>The future that was never meant to be.
>Star Generation that will never come back.
>But… you’re just fine with it. At long last, you got to play this one last song with your irreplaceable friends.
>This truly is the last gig of you and your friends.
>Which is why you do not even try to stop the tears when a green spotlight hits your eye, driving away this phantom pain.
“Your eyes so blue, your hair so red!”
>You jump back into the song, letting your words reverberate across the room.

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>>30538849

>”Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>You can see something nearly burst from your head.
“Your eyes so blue, your hair so red!”
>Two points of white-hot metal.
>”Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>Similar, scorching feeling runs down your long hair.
“Your eyes so blue, your hair so red, those I lost on the day that I fled!”
>In the heat of the moment, it feels far longer than it actually is.
“Even lost the promise to be wed!”
>This truly is a concert of mirages.
“Sunny, I hardly knew ya!”
>This time when the chorus hits, there’s no denying it.
>Everyone, from the bartender to the bouncer, is bellowing out the words as loud as they can.
>It’s a shared trance between all of you.
“We had guns and drums and drums and guns!”
>Raised pints, broken glasses, bloodied fists.
>”Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>Those who love you and those who hate you forgetting their differences.
“We had guns and drums and drums and guns!”
>You’re not the only one crying anymore.
>”Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>Sonata can barely blubber out the words.
>Meanwhile Aria is constantly wiping her eyes with her arm.
“We had guns and drums and drums and guns!”
>And Adagio?
“The enemy never slew ya!”
>She’s staring at you as if haunted, clear streaks on her cheeks.
“Sunny, I hardly knew ya!”
>The cymbal announces a sudden silence.
>The stage and the audience are taken over by grave quiet.
>It’s almost hallowed, but only for a moment.
>Without missing a beat, your words and Liz’s mandolin break it.
“I'm happy for to see ya home. Huroo. Huroo.”
>Your voice cracks.
“I'm happy for to see ya home. Huroo. Huroo.”
>Gently you caress the side of your guitar as you draw a deep breath.
>The lyrics you speak finally reflect the truth.
>The accordion whispers a bitter refrain to accompany you.
“I'm happy for to see ya home… though you are six feet below.”
>And as the drums start again, you grab your guitar with enough force to break it.
“Sunny, I hardly knew ya!”

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>>30538855

>It’s an utter chaos.
>Every single person in the bar is shouting, screaming out the words with you.
>No longer does anyone care of who you are.
>They know.
>They know this is your apology.
>An apology given in the only way you know how to.
“We had guns and drums and drums and guns!”
>You guitar howls and your fingertips bleed.
>That mysterious power growing within you finally releases, shining through your eyes.
>For some reason, you’re sure that suddenly the stage is bathed in golden light.
>It’s like a tidal wave of energy that sweeps over everything.
>”Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>Some jump to the tables.
>Some sing through their tears.
>Some search support from the person nearest to them.
>The voices are hoarse both on the stage and in the audience.
“We had guns and drums and drums and guns!”
>It sounds like Babs’ accordion is dying. This pace is too much for it.
>You’re pretty sure you heard a string snap from the mandolin.
>Yet this song powers through it all.
>It’s a beautiful, utter cacophony that masquerades itself with your emotions.
>And in the middle of it all, you see them.
>The three sirens, hand-in-hand.
>Singing, no, almost pleading you.
>Almost cursing you.
>With red lights shining brightly at their necks.
“Hurroo! Hurroo!”
>Their red light, and the golden light from before, mix and twist and fill the room.
>In your feverish concentration it feels almost as if you were floating off the ground.
“We had guns and drums and drums and guns!”
>And then.
>The words you were waiting for.
>The truth you are now ready to admit.
>The lyrics that differ from what everyone else sings out.
>For you, they are simple.
>Yet necessary.
>The words that are...
“It was I who slew ya!”
>The truth.
>Followed by another, equally sad, truth.
“Sunny, I hardly knew ya!”
>The song that nearly tore this bar down ends without a fanfare, the players collapsing to their knees, exhausted.

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>>30538861

>No.
>There is one more thing you must do.
>Sweat pouring from just about every inch of your skin, you stumble back to your feet.
>It’s more akin to crawling, but you get yourself down from the stage.
>Strange.
>You should probably be hearing something.
>At least it sounds like people are saying something to you, congratulating you.
>Even your friends are doing it.
>But as you look in their eyes, you can see something’s not right.
>Trixie raises her hand, looking like she wants to help, but Starlight pulls her away.
>Lemon Zest looks like she’s about to freak out, and not in a good way.
>Limestone and Lightning Dust are arguing about something.
>It… it’d help if you could hear something.
>But all that’s in your ears is an overbearing tinnitus and the pulse of your own heart.
>Shaking off any doubt in your mind, you sluggishly approach the back wall.
>Your feet are like lead.
>Perhaps this was a mistake. There’s no way you’re driving tonight.
>But… but it had to be done.
>Just like you have to do this.
>You grab a roll of duct tape and a permanent marker from the nearby table and shamble to the place that’s awaiting you.
>Where the golden record and the T-shirt lay, stabled to the brick wall.
>When you get there, you tear a piece from the duct tape and slam it onto a specific spot on the T-shirt.
>It’s to cover up a name that read there in a certain song.
>You erase ‘Johnny’ from the songs.
>To you, to Star Generation, that name no longer belongs to that song.
>Instead you uncap your marker and draw there the new name.
>The name that you want to remain instead.
>Once you’re finished, you take a step back and admire your handiwork, blurry though your vision may be.
>’Sunny, I hardly knew ya.”
>From this moment forward, for you, this is the true nature of this song.

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>>30538879

>Slowly but surely even your hearing starts to return.
>It starts as a small noise of static, growing steadily into its true nature.
>You start to hear applause and cheering.
>With a tired smile, you turn to look back at the scene.
>It is a far cry from when you entered The Brick.
>Instead of open hostility, you are now enveloped in warmth that you couldn’t think possible.
>You collapse to a nearby chair.
>For a moment, just for a moment, you need to rest.
>Alas, such luxuries are denied of you.
>Three shadows fall upon you.
>You look up and are unsurprised to see the three sirens there, gazing down at you.
>Adagio quietly wipes her eyes and offers you a smile.
>”Anonymous. That was…”
>She searches for a fancier word, but comes up with nothing.
>”... It was beautiful.”
>”Yeah. Didn’t think you had it in you, Roadie.”
>Aria’s snark is strong, but you can see she’s feeling just as emotional.
>”You really are the best, Nonny.”
>Sonata’s not even bothering to hide the fact that she’s been crying.
>But amidst all of this, you have an odd, nagging feeling.
>Why do they seem so… scared?
>”Still, I think we have a problem.”
>Adagio’s words draw your attention once more.
“... That being?”
>You sound like a dead raven.
>”Just… just take a look in the mirror. You’ll understand.”
>Confused, you look to the direction where Adagio’s pointing. There stands an old, dirty mirror.
>It reflects your tired, sweaty frame in perfect detail.
>Yet… there’s something off about it.
>For some reason your hair is long, longer than it should be.
>It’s like an untamed lion’s mane stretching to the ground, tied up with a leather band in the middle.
>And on your head…
>... You have ears.
>Not human ears.
>Something more akin to animal ears.
“... What?”
>”It looks almost as if…”
>Adagio seems to be, once again, searching for the right words.
“What?”
>”... As if you ‘ponied up’.”
“What!?”

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>>30538891
And that's it for this update of MaMwM, and indeed, for the Kansas Arc. Questions answered, questions raised, I guess?

Next time:We return to Canterlot,
though we may be too late.

>>30538900

Pony magic OP, Pls nerf.

>>30538925
And now I have a mental image of redneck!Anon going through the same magical-girl transformation scene.

Not sure if aroused.

>>30539060

It all depends on if there is a pretty dress involved.

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>>30537861
>>30538064

No because I can't be arsed to write one except for pic related during which I came up with the idea for the pic. There's also a green about an operator kidanon.


>>30537723

>Aria is always bullying you and touching you inappropriately
>Time to get back at her
>You follow her around school until it's just you and her
>You get behind her and shove your hands under her shirt
>"What the hell?"
>She tries to turn around and hit you, but you turn with her
>"Anon you faggot, what the hell are you doing?!"
"I forgot my milk money today."
>You lift her shirt and let out her purple boobs
>The other two were mocking her about lactating the other day when they thought they were alone
>You milk Aria's boobs into a shaker with nesquik powder
>*Fshhht!* *Fshhht!* *Fshhht!* *Fshhht!*
"You've already touched my balls and stuff so I thought we're like fwb now or something."
>"A-asshole!" she says flustered
>She's stopped struggling by now and she's just leaning against the wall with her elbows
>Once your shaker is full, you brush your finger against Aria's nipple to wipe some breast milk off it, causing her to flinch
>You put your finger in your mouth
"Nice taste."
>But not really because it's warm
"Thanks for the milk. I'll be getting back all the milk money you stole from me. Later!"
>You walk away briskly before Aria comes chasing after you

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>>30539085
>muscular redneck anon
>pretty princess pony dress
I need this

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>>30538829
Animated.

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>>30539293

>>30538782
Hell yea bud

>>30538900
wait, where did Anon get magical pony powers from?

if the Dazzlings were kicking someone in the face, who would it be?

>>30540497
Nerds, of course.

>>30541074
I wanna stick my penis between her fingers

Guys, is it just me or since System left us for the JoJo thread, it's been kinda dead here? Don't get me wrong, Mistake is good too but I could really match with System's humor and relate with his green
>family is either estranged or dead and all I have left are my friends.
It just feels like a wasteland here at night.

>>30542650
It's only been a day, anon. Sometimes people like to do other things.
>estranged
Fix that.

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>>30542650
>we dead again?

No but seriously this is normal

>>30542776
That's something I dislike. We all like the three best characters yet we never talk about it or to each other. Usually we're arguing, image dumping, waiting for green, or Sal is arguing about nothing with no one. We should talk more, be more creative, interact with each other, stuff like that. Let us be what everyone wants to be, you know?

>>30542650
We've had 200+ posts in under 3 days were.
/mlp/ is a pretty slow board in general any way

>>30542815
>We should talk more
What's up? Working on anything? Anything interesting going on in your life?

Usually people in these generals join a chat group of some form and talk on their where it's easier.

>>30542857
> Do we even have a group chat?
We should make one just in case, like a kik chat or something.
> What's up?
Nothing much, just finished making that stuff for the JoJo thread and thought I'd stop by.
> Working on anything?
Yes. Green ideas for you guys and art for the JoJo thread.
> Anything interesting going on in your life?
Trying to get over a rough break-up but otherwise just hanging out.

What about you?
> What's up?
> Working on anything?
> Anything interesting going on in your life?

>>30542650
I hate to hear about your family and I'm happy I brought you entertainment for so long.
> Left us for the JoJo thread.
I would never leave you guys, you're where I started. You're my home away from home. You guys are the best threads on the board, how could I leave anyways, aren't I under the same spell you all are?
>>30542818
At least we're coherent and surviving. It's a lot better than being /b/ where threads die in a night or in /s4s/ where things have no general meaning at all. We're the only board dedicated to a specific television series and sub-culture, we're not expected to be as fast as places like /a/ or /b/ because we're one of the smallest minorities on the site besides /t/.

>>30543041
>kik
We use Discord on this site, sir.

Yo.

Is it the same story, or that spooky fic you and I were talking about?

Ouch. Sorry, man.

>What about you
Fell asleep for a few hours and am now up watching old Spongebob.

Thinking about either working on this game some more, or watching some more spookies.

About to go to a college orientation on Thursday. A party with an old coworker the day after, and hanging with a good friend the day after that. Hope I don't have a hangover, which I didn't today.

/b/ threads usually die within an hour. Maybe if we were on /trash/ we'd be faster. This chill pace is cool though.

>>30543094
> Discord
I've never really used it before, I'll have to get into it.
> Same story or spooky fic?
Considering that the same story is done and complete, the spook-fest is all I got besides the Aria-Sonata Love Triangle idea from the other Anon. I've been making plot lines for both.
> Ouch.
Eh, it's alright I guess. Sometimes shit just doesn't work.
> Old SpongeBob
ohhellyeah
> No hangover
I feel you there, bro. An Anon had the same deal going last night.
> Chill pace
Yeah, I'm a fan of it as well.

>>30542815
>Sal is arguing about nothing with no one

Have a (you) because you said my name. In addition I make three kinds of crappy content, toss around ideas, feedback and keep the thread bumped. No need to thank me.
People used to throw trigglypuffs whenever anons chummed it up here or talked about our crappy lives. This drove the interesting people away and put potential contentfags off. If you dislike the situation then you should do something about it. You could create something alluring and advertise it around the fandom to draw folks here. You could become an amazing contentfag and inspire lurkers to participate and try making content themselves. At the very least you could come up with prompts or start conversations.

>>30543133
That's pretty cute. How old is it? I don't think I've seen it before.

>>30543142
>I'll have to get into it.
It's better than Skype, and several general's have them.
> the spook-fest is all I got
Sounds good.
>Sometimes shit just doesn't work.
Yeah, that's how it seems. Well, there's always someone new. Just keep looking and things tend to get better.
>ohhellyeah
Can I say plants from Texas are dumb?
>An Anon had the same deal going last night
That was me. Had some straight liquor and a beer cooler. Feels good that I wasn't in pain.
>I'm a fan of it as well
Nice that I can go to sleep, and the thread will still be up when I awake.

>>30543155
Doesn't System already somewhat do that since, to quote >>30529710 ,
apparently he's in "EVERY FUCKING THREAD"?
> I mean sure, the dude is semi-popular in other threads so couldn't he just do that kind of shit?

>>30543221

>I don't like situation
>Someone else should do something about it

No. He is doing his part, you do yours.

>>30543195
> Better than Skype
Idk man, I'm pretty cool with Skype. Didn't my Skype get leaked here or something in the last thread? I remember someone on this board posting my Skype name one day but I can't remember where.
> Always someone new
Probably Anon, probably
> Texas are dumb
The girl I just broke up with was from Texas, fucking irony amirite?
> That was me
Oh shit, I'm happy shit turned out good.
> Thread will still be up
That's a great thing about this board, shit is chill until you bring up Starlight Glimmer.
>>30543221
I don't think everyone knows me as the guy from /dzg/. I'd like things to be that way though, we need more than just me since eventually people would start to dislike me basically being a promo for the /dzg/. There needs to be a few of us making green, a few doing art, a few doing other fan-based shit and in no time we'll be right as rain.

>>30543292
>I'm pretty cool with Skype
Skype is pretty bad. It works, but it's not the best medium.
>Probably Anon
Just have to go out there and meet them.
>fucking irony
Nah. You were just saved from being nuked and hogtied.
>Oh shit
Yeah, pretty good as I had a kid to deal with today. Two acually.
>Glimmer
Glim is alright with me. People will stop with the autism like they did with EQG.
>me basically being a promo for the /dzg/
It'll pass. People come and go constantly. Especially since we're mainly normal folk and life gets in the way.

>>30543353
I'd really like to see this thread alive and dominant, pumping out the best shit on the board. Like I said before, this is our place to really do whatever but unified by the /dzg/. We could bring in a lot of traffic and be something great if we put our minds to it.
> I know one thing for a fact, this has been the best conversation I've ever had in all the years I've been on 4chan.

>>30543373
Those days were pretty good. You're a year or so too late for all of that though. Maybe if people remember how to ignore the shitposters and more content is created we could be more active again.
>tfw I remember the Trapdagio debacle

>>30543408
That was legit like from thread 30.
We've had write fags come and go.
Remember hype

>>30543569
Time is the only thing that separates the loyal from the hype

>>30543569
Yes I do. I remember goof, Capitalism King, and even Dazzle Quest. . Good days, but very chaotic. Point is we were at our best when the shitposters were ignored, in fact it's why we're still around. Remember MTG?

>>30543373
Well mate I think we need some more action.
Rather than going on about what could be.

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daily reminder

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>>30544214

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>>30544214

>>30538900
Well that was a surprise. A pleasant surprise, mind you, but a surprise nonetheless.

I'm anticipating the ride back to Canterlot. Any chance we'll stop by Laramie once again?

>>30545110
I think the group will stop there on the trip back, but honestly I think it's best the story is moved back to Canterlot already. The Kansas Arc took way longer than I thought it would.

The plot needs to kick into high gear, in other words.

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>>30542815
We should all discuss why Poof is the most magnificent thing in existence, yes.

>>30545966
If could marry a women half as beautiful as the poof.
I'd die a happy man.

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>>30542650
Yah bummin' me out, man. I'm tryin' to write my green and balance my real "life" and my drawing projects, alright. It's hard, maaaaaaan. I get so tired.

>>30543174
just drew it before i posted it, silly goosh

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>>30546213

>Starswirl casts the sirens across time and space
>The sea beasts turn into humans
>They have hair for the first time
>Aria and Sonata freak out at their new forms
>"Wait, where's Adagio?"
>They find Adagio rubbing her brand new poof on her face and purring

My headcanon is that Starswirl's magic doesn't turn equestrians into their human counterparts, but instead turns them into pretty highschool girls.

>>30545966
>>30546051

With great looks comes great attention. Adagio soon finds herself sexually beleaguered by her two lackeys, which is unfortunate because she's straight. She has no choice but to get herself a big bad mate who'll keep her safe and undistracted from her goal. Are bad enough dude to "save" the poof?

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>do you like my new dress?

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>>30546912
Oh yeah bby

>>30546742
>Are bad enough dude to "save" the poof?
Yea

>>30545110
>>30545196
shame, I wanted Strongheart to become actual part of the group

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Enjoy

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>>30548737
>Lemmy
"You fucking know it, bitch."

>>30548737
>you was amazing last night
>was amazing
>was

>>30548737
I'm 100% sure that this artist has never had a relationship with a real woman or even a conversation with one.

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>>30549811
>Expecting ayy lmao porn drawer to have any experience with actual women.

>>30548737
pretty sure I have this fag filtered on derpi.

Please kill yourself.

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Is it presently occurring?

https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/07/exclusive-my-little-pony-legends-of.html

>>30550036
>>30550036
hope its not just an irrelevant alt cover

>>30550036
I hope not. The last one was shit.

>>30550036
It couldn't get worse than the last time they were featured in the comics.

Just remembering it hurts.

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>>30550036
It wont be as bad as the first one.....right?

>>30550036
>Ties into the finale of MLP Season 7!
You don't think they're gonna...

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>>30550457

>>30550443
God I hope not.

>>30550457
God I hope so.

>>30546912
You make it look beautiful.

>>30550438
I wanna bang all three of the dazzles at once

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Enjoy

>>30551192
Thanks wee for the big titty Sonata

>>30546912

Is it magical? Cause it just made my monster grow. In my pants.

>>30550438

GETTER OPEN!

>>30550153

Yeah.

Bad art, overly infantile story.

And a massive missed opportunity by dumping them just a few years back. Thats the big one for me.

I mean they could have Dazzling Vikings, Dazzlings in the French revolution, Dazzlings and the great Train Heist and so forth. But no lets lets just make the most boring choice possible.

>>30551611

Boring for you. For me having the Dazzlings being comically responsible for humanity's breakthroughs or tragedies, and having them acquire neither wealth nor maturity after centuries of screwing around would be utter crap.
I mean remember Bill and Ted, Animaniacs, Il était une fois l'homme (to a much lesser extent), Sport Billy and the like where the show has the cast go back in time or living in a past era and witnessing historical events? It was motherfucking cringey. It'd hurt to see the Dazzlings get the same treatment.

>>30551838
>Sonata and Aria's (+Adagio) Excellent Adventure
I'd watch it