>his headcannon is that ponies are perfectly smooth and hairless

>>30521854
in my headcanon anthro is hairless, just pastel colored and really smooth skin

yeah, anthro is great

>>30521866
>horse head without fur

That's freaky.

>>30521854

>Being a furfag

File: image.png (165KB, 606x340px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 606x340px

>>30522137
>being wrong

>>30521854
Only those with the "skin feels like a 100% cotton shirt" headcannon are enlightened.

File: 1499344059849m.jpg (189KB, 1024x1023px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1024x1023px

>>30522186
Only male ponies have fur, females don't.

Called sexual dimorphism friendo.
You know how males are sometimes depicted with fetlocks, yet females aren't?

>>30522208
1:40
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u_UjOJ4wYWI

File: sphynx-cats-and-kittens-9.jpg (164KB, 680x548px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 680x548px

>>30522137
Epic

>>30522236
Assuming that "coat" implies fur is nothing but conjecture, she said this as an exaggeration.

They use horse versions of certain words/phrases, who's to say that coat isn't how they refer to a ponies epidermis, furred or not.

wait who the fuck thinks that it doesn't even make any sense

>>30522287
Stop damage control you autistic retard. If she can dye her coat then that mean she has hair on her skin. IDIOT

>>30522355
Author of Friendship is Optimal.

File: 1473125334680.png (1MB, 1488x1346px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1488x1346px

>>30522379

>"Oh shit I can't come up with something to counter his argument!
>OH I know!
>DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL YOU ARE SO AUTISTIC!
>That'll show him."

File: 246980__safe_screencap_bon+bon_medley_neon+lights_sprinkle+medley_sweetie+drops_magical+mystery+cure_sunburn_youtube+caption.png (539KB, 1024x640px) Image search: [Google]

539KB, 1024x640px

>>30521854
The show treats them that way sometimes t b h.
They showed them sunbathing and getting sunburn and shiet.

>>30521866
I always assume that unless there's something indicating otherwise.

>>30522186
^;)

>>30522481
That's a different guy to me, the person who you were arguing with, but good job proving him right, because that's the most genuine damage control I've ever seen. The implication is that she is able to dye her coat, which is something that is used to describe the layer of hair on ponies. She would have said "dye my skin" if that's what she meant, and considering people don't tend to get their skin dyed outside of capeshit, I'd say that's a highly unlikely outcome. Additionally, ponies have referred to their manes as both manes and hair, but never referred to their coats otherwise.

>>30522481
dumb frogposter

>>30522502
>She would have said "dye my skin" if that's what she meant
>*sneezes*
>"Gesundhoof!"
>Oh no, she wasn't trying to say "bless you" because if she wanted to bless someone then she would've just said it!
Nice logic, bro.

>>30522495
yeah but on their fucking wings too? AND THEIR HORNS? AND their actual hair?

That means their entire body behaves like hair. Which is even more hair-oriented than being totally fuzzy and shit.

Thank you for proving my point.

>>30522554
Shit comparison, you're shit, kill yourself.

File: carlos.jpg (4KB, 125x125px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 125x125px

>>30521854
>>his headcannon is that ponies are perfectly smooth and hairless

THEN HOW COME WE NEVER SEE ANY OF THEIR DAMN NIPPLES?

File: image.png (188KB, 455x455px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 455x455px

>>30522565
This honestly because >>30522495 is tagged with Medley, and pic related is Medley's normal mane.

>>30522581
That's not even a pun you cretin.

>>30521854

But regardless of rather you like it or not, what if that's what it was like when you got to Equestria.

>>30522700
what if you took your hotpocket out of the microwave, and when you bit into it, it was ham and cheese, but you wanted pepperoni:?

>>30522740
Not him, but do you really have nothing of value in your life that you put that much importance on the flavor of your hot Pocket?

>>30522744
I stopped eating hotpockets more than like once a year... like 7 years ago. But jesus christ, if you really do care so little about your food that you could brush something like that off, I envy you. Spending like $20 on raw nutrition a month and totally ignoring flavor must be easy.

File: 1477543529848.png (24KB, 421x338px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 421x338px

But... would the eqg be furry too?

>>30522565
>That means their entire body behaves like hair.
Hair doesn't get sun burnt like skin does.

>>30522580
>No argument
I accept your concession.

File: 1493129944782.png (125KB, 978x775px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 978x775px

>>30522774
yes

>>30522781
>he didnt see Bon Bon

>>30521854
They ARE perfectly smooth but not hairless - it's called coat. Fun fact, horses sweat just like we do.

>>30522382
It's literally the only flaw in FiO's Equestria sim

>>30522554
Bless you would imply christianity

>>30523081
>he doesn't say "bless you" when someone sneezes
back to /pol/

>>30523095
They also don't say "merry christmas" if you havent noticed

>>30523169
They also don't say it's December 21st, you fucking retard

>>30521854
muh fetish

>>30523095
The idea of "bless you" is Christian in origin and as such without Christianity ponies would not be likely to coin this phrase.

>>30522581
How NU r U?