Peter New just pissed in the pool at the Trotcon hotel. No class.

>>30521369
Not a puppet!

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>>30521369
pics or it didn't happen faggot

Holy shit he just pissed on the front desk. Anyone have pics?

Eww I thought the pool had random warm spots. I cannot believe this guy

He's a pissen fool!!!

>>30521369
Was he sick of pissing in bathrooms wearing his socks?

I hope Peter New gets piss cancer for being such a cuck

>>30521369
Does this man have no bottom?

>>30521369
Fake and gay.
Drown in piss.

>>30521448
I bet you'd never tell him that to his face you fagggoot!

Hey, nerds I don't want to be a social warrior but Peter is a fucking great guy sure he may piss were ever he wants and might ware very stylist hats. That doesn't mean you have to be mean to him

>>30521369
Literally hitler

>>30521472
Hi Peter

>>30521369
I would pay $100 to watch Peter New piss on skype for 30 mins

>>30521369
no dignity

Did you know the world record for the longest pee is 508 seconds.

>>30521369
During a recording, Peter New requested that Big Mac start peeing for no reason. When he was denied, he whipped it out and started pissing on all the recording equipment. When approached by staff, he turned toward them, still urinating, and screamed "EYUP!!! EYUP!!!"

>>30521545
Wtf!!!!

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>>30521369
Peter New; have class?

>>30521452
He should try CraigsList.

>>30521545
Peter New must be a riot at parties.

I bet he has a beautiful cock

>>30521369
No dignity.

>>30521369
He just pissed on your favorite pony! No, not that one, your other favorite pony!

>>30521472
I agree! He's also very handsome and strong and charming and talented and probably has a huge cock. Rather than be jealous we should just admire him, fellow ponybros!

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>>30523623
Peter New is a supreme gentleman of impeccable class and taste desu.

Ok guys, not shitposterI here. I've got a story that Peter has been trying to keep under wraps. This was at nightmare nights dallas, one or two years ago. I was using the men's restroom in the Crowne plaZa hotel, when lo and behold, HE walked in. Now, I was having me a piss in a locked stall, and let me tell you, I'm not circumcised, so I might have made the floor a little slippery at the urinal next door. Next thing I know, that faggot slipped and fell while taking a piss, and he was pretty pissed. I ran out of there before he could see me, and to this day, I call him soggy Peter.

>>30521389
>piss or it didn't happen faggot
FTFY
also, peeing on Fluttershy wouldn't be noticable

>>30521369
For real?

>>30524833
True. She probably reeks of piss already.

>>30521545
I'm not convinced that happened.

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>>30523666
>impeccable class
Wrong glass for red wine; overcooked fish and rice; greasy veggies from too much oil.

>>30521369
>being bald
what a piece of shit

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>>30523666
>not medium

>>30524833
Didn't happen, got it.

>>30526777
>fish
I want to say something sarcastic, but your trips forbid it. You win this round, Anon.

>>30521369

You got that wrong. Someone got pissed at Peter New in the pool at Trotcon's hotel. No class.

Seriously, it's like a fucking salt mine for the fandom.

>>30527927
Clearly grilled swordfish, you can tell by the musculature that it is not land-dwelling.

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Is it just me or is his eye slightly derped?

>>30521369
poole*

>>30527988
considering all the 'fuck drumpf le passport and taxes', and 'oh you have such a big ego - oh i knoowww, you too' jokes Peter and Lee were making during their q/a session that garnered 0 laughs from anyone except the teens in the front row I can kind of understand why someone would get pissed them

This one time, Peter New was signing autographs and it was almost lunchtime but he didn't want to disappoint his fans by not giving them autographs. With the speed and precision that takes years to develop he unzipped his pants and whipped it out in one quick motion. He pissed high into the air and the shower came down on everyone's autograph book and splattered in the shape of his name. Sure, it dried up pretty quick and was no longer entirely visible, but everyone was still very impressed.

I saw Peter New in a grocery store in Culver City yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a dick and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "I gotta piss real bad" and started peeing. Like, no pants off or anything, he just pissed himself in a grocery story. A clerk saw this and was mortified, asking if he intended to clean it up. He said "nnnnnnope!' and winked at me.

OP's a pleb.
Pissing in the pool is the sign of highest class, only individuals of great wealth and power do that.

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>>30528225
IIRC, he has the opposite of night blindness. Day blindness? You can often see him walking around with sunglasses indoors because of it.

Holy shit he just pissed on some random people walking by!
Somebody stop this micturitional menace!!!

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>>30531467
>micturitional
Sweet vocab, bro! Mirin!

I should really post Twilight, but I posted New and his husbando reading instead suffering post-coitus awkwardness, apparently.

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>>30529021
>>30529076
Why do you guys make this shit up? Peter New is an awesome dude. Hell, when I went to BABScon the guy just came up to me and gave me a free lemon snowco...

Bamp for bants.

>>30533240
No bants to be had here.

Peter New's piss is all over the main stage; it's a goddamn slip hazard

That man pisses

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>>30531573
You lucky bastard.

>>30521369
Pool's closed.

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Peter New was at BronyCon last year and everybody kept making pee jokes. He got frustrated and stormed out of the dealer hall and asked a girl to go to the bar with him. She drank him under the table.

I remember drinking at a convention bar one time when suddenly Peter came into the room. I could tell he was already wasted beyond belief. Before I knew it he was up on the counter, asking for people to give him lines to do in the Big Mac voice. My glass was empty and I had no reason to witness this trainwreck so I was about to get up and leave when he turned to me and said "Let me hit that for you, pal." Then he unzipped and pissed me a full glass—like perfectly, not a drop astray. He finished by bouncing his willy a couple times and saying "Shaken, not stirred" with a wink.

I've got to be honest, I just left it there for the bartender to take care of.

>>30534818
That was his wife

I've heard that Peter New pays his mortgage by selling bottles of his piss, which are worth quite a lot on the black market.

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>>30526777
don't forget he might just be drinking grape juice, and even if he isn't why the fuck is he drinking red wine with white meat?

>>30521369
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>30534818
Under-fucking-rated.

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>>30536006
Because red wine gets you laid, brah! Look at this smooth operator!

White wine is for anemic faggots with low test.

>>30534809
kekmate

>>30535945
Makes sense, it won't ping a drug test or testosterone.

One of the staffers admitted to me that they thought Peter smelled like piss in the game room as well. Guess he wears it as a badge of honor

>>30538881
He wanted to play his invented version of craps called "piss"