>wake up in the middle of the night >see this wat do?

>>30521070
I shoot the backseatmodfag and get some pizza

>>30521070
>>wake up in the middle of the night
>Waking up to a cold tiled floor
>Implying I sleep walk

>>30521070
Send her back to the cuckshed.

>>30521070
write a shitty creepy pasta or a clop fic.

>>30521070
>rape

Im very disappointed in you people for not pointing out the obvious answer
>RAPE

>>30521070
>Try and pull her out
>communicate and trade stories and information about our universes
>keep talking
>eventually move on to personal interests and getting to know each other
>tension builds up
>end up fucking each other.

>>30521070

Only slightly relevant, not really at all, but still...

"Silly Twilight, you're my imaginary friend! You can't kill your-"
>BANG!
"Come on Twilight, you know that won't work."
>Imaginary body continues to bleed imaginary blood on your carpet.
"All...all right that's enough, get up and talk to me."
>POOF
>Imaginary letter lands in your hands.
>"Dear Anon, Being your imaginary friend was the worst existence ever. Sincerely, Imaginary Twilight"
>The imaginary body is still on the floor despite your best effort to will it back to life.
"...Oh."

>>30521070
Hold her eye open and cum on it while she's stuck there

>>30521070
wake up again

"it's a portal not a play thing you fuck"

>>30521098
Why not both?

>>30521070
Probably first scream
Then try to pull her out and speak with her

>Thank the heavens
>Pet her
"Oh, Twilight... Have you come to visit me? Also, sorry for being in just sleepwear... I pass out on the kitchen floor sometimes..."
>She slowly recedes into the ground
>Watch
>Get up and go back to bed
>tell no one...

In reality, if I saw this, I'd likely be really freaked out. Like.. Really, and it's be hard to tell anyone I saw it.

>>30521070
>push her all the way back in
>jump in

>>30521927
That is... Great

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>>30521070
Listen to her and go back to sleep.

>>30521909
>and it's be hard to tell anyone I saw it.
Why would you even want to? Use that anonymous swag of yours to get her pussy dripping and fuck her.
>your own fuck buddy from another dimension
>their portal leads right to your room
You'd have to be greedy to ask for more.

>>30521070
>pull out of ground
>hug and snuggle

>>30522067
I always found that gif with the shifty eyes kinda cute. She seems nervous there.

>realize I'm dreaming
>realize I'm dreaming of ponies
>stay calm
>try to get a lucid dream going
>either forget I'm dreaming/wake up in 10 to 30 seconds no matter what technique I employ
>wake up
>feel temporary annoyance
>try to go back to bed
>fail
>have to start my day at 4:30 am

>>30522132
>cute
Same. I always thought she just needed to calm her down with cuddles.

>>30521070

"FUCK-A-DUCK!!!"
>Fall flat on as as you instinctively stumble backwards.
>Papers starts laughing as she pulls herself fully from the torn scrap paper.
>You glare at her.
"God damn it Papers, stop doing that shit!"
>She stops laughing to return the glare.
>"Well, stop calling me Papers!"
>Grunting you stand back up.
"If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, I acknowledge you as a sentient, living creature and a good friend, but you are not Twilight Sparkle."
>She pouts and looks away from you.
>"You're the one that drew a lewd picture of her."
"Like hell I knew wishing on that star for a friend would bring my clop to life."
>She just keeps pouting.
>With a sigh you kneel down beside her and put a hand on her shoulder.
"You're still better looking in 3d than she is in 2d."
>"You're just saying that."
>She can't hide that smile from you.
"Come on, lets go get lunch."
>"Fine."
>Pulling out her travel paper, a small folded piece of paper with a drawing of a comfy looking chair, she jumps at it, flattening into the second dimension and then sitting down.
>Gingerly folding it and putting it back in you chest pocket, you whistle a merry tune as you leave your house to grab something to eat.

>>30522188
You just have to train your mind. Also don't rush things.

>>30522269
This is a pretty interesting premise. If I weren't terrible at writefagging, I might do something with it.

>>30521070
That.... that's kind of creepy actually.
The one eye has that "I'm going to murder you" look to it.

>>30522269

Good idea man, would read some shit. Would write some shit but I don't got any ideas with it

>>30522348
The uncanniness is what they were going for. Less creepy when you realize that they cheated by making the eye like that when it didn't have to.

Did I actually kill the backseat rulefag?

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>>30522269
That ideas actually not have bad.
>lewd picture
Haha I'm imagining trying to keep her a secret for her protection and winding up in situations where you have to ask people to hand you back your clop art of TS.

>>30521070

Half cock it before it goes merges back into the pillow

>>30521070
Pull her all the way out and love the mare.

>>30522348
Not really. The other eye is also shaking like that, and she's got a happy smile on. I think she's just glad to have transcended dimensions and planets
.

>>30521070
>rape

>>30522269
Awesome

>>30521070
Push her to the 2d side and jump in

>>30521070
>It's 2:05 AM in the fucking morning, wake up because gotta pee.
>Hear odd paper and liquid noises on the floor
>Wait a minute i'm supposed to be alone...meh could be mice or other vermin
>Sit up and rub my eyes before standing up and looking around
>See a strange drawing of Sparklebutt on the floor with a weird fluid motion to it looking like some eldritch abomination
>Immediately scream at the top of my lungs waking the whole house up
"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK IS THAT?!"
>Grab the nearest gun looking object, which is just a shitty cheap electric screwdriver with a built-in flashlight and point it towards the abomination
>The flashlight makes the creature's pupil shrink to the size of a mere dot
>Realize that shit looks familiar now that i can see properly.
>Hear noises from other rooms since i woke the place up
>Also hear whimpering calls for help from said bookhorse abomination on the floor
>I'm not drunk enough for this shit, if i may die from doing this at least i got to touch a pony before i do.
>Grab the creature by whatever that thing has that constitutes as hair and yank hard enough to rip it into actual existence.