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Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!
Any type of transformation into ponies, dragons, gryphons, changelings, draconequus, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.

Previously on PTFG,

Pony Story by Cardholder - New
https://pastebin.com/x5gDSY9F

Fond Memories by Ranger - New
https://pastebin.com/pJ0EQmVS

Flu Season by Ranger:
https://pastebin.com/3me402Bk

Cuddly Doom by Geoffrey-McDermott:
https://pastebin.com/u/Geoffrey-McDermott
https://pastebin.com/wEvA1SvL

Coming to Know My Place by WallMixer - New
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11424852/chapters/25597494

Breaking Horse by SpaceWolfe:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Cuh8qxD-hk8oMxpuwrH0pD7858VmDOaf9gEjMGo8Ks/edit

Dreaming of a Better Life by CrushingVictory - Complete
https://pastebin.com/0iMxqK67

Anonymous Letter by PoppedAnon:
https://pastebin.com/wSBBJhvh

Assorted TF prompts by Thatguywiththeface:
https://pastebin.com/gifQqwn5


Archive of over 300 stories, as well as additional links and materials:
http://derpy.me/PonyTF

Unrated TF image dump thread:
http://derpy.me/ptfgnsfw

Below are some suggested writing prompts.

New Beginnings
>Congratulations, you get the chance to live in Ponyville as a pony, but there’s a catch: you’ve been turned into a young filly or colt. You’ll be raised by two loving parents but treated as a child. You haven’t lost any of your human memories but may find yourself slipping into the role and acting more childishly as a side effect of the transformation.

Mailbag:
>An anonymous gift arrives in the post, unmarked but containing some sort of swag related specifically to your brand of horsefagging, an original character of yours. In the days, hours, or minutes after contact with the contents of the parcel, you begin to experience some changes.

Awful /soc/-type chatter's in https://discord.gg/tfAjenN

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>>30520141
>>30520115
All it takes is one little boop to make a new friend, isnt that great? Much less complicated than the human way.
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>>30520115
Don't worry anon, it won't even hurt

Just a nice hug, then the floof takes over

You'll feel a nice warm fuzz taking over your entire body

It will drown out all the pain and anger in your life, leaving nothing but warmth and joy

Doesn't that sound nice anon?

Come here, let me give you a hug
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>>30520241
"O-okay, it doesn't sound so bad that way"
>moments later, searing pain rips all reason from you
Never trust a hug from a stranger
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>>30520002
>>30520217
>>30520241
>This is actually getting to me
F-fuck I didn't think I had such a weak will but it's so heartfelt and adorable.
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>>30520241
>It will drown out all the pain and anger in your life
I like the pain and the anger. It's as much a part of me and who I am as anything else.
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According to your horoscope, you're going to become a pony.
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>>30520241
How about you go fuck yourself you dam dirty horse.
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Where has Buckett got to?
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>>30520877
They have become the pet mare
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If chapter 5 doesn't continue with James, I will legit have to stop reading until it's finished. The torture is too much.
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>Wake up to a sucking feeling on your abdomen.
>An infant foal is latched on your side and is trying to suck milk out of your nonexistent teats.
>A unicorn stallion comes by and tries in vain to get the foal off.
>He explains that the foal's mother died recently and that it refuses bottles, only wanting milk from the real deal.
>He asks if you'd be willing to be turned into a mare and be the foal's surrogate mother for the time being.

Would you?
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>>30521110
>Wake up to
Wake up to where? An orphanage?
Why are you sleeping with this foal?
Where is their father?
Who is this stallion?
Why is he okay with you sleeping with this foal?
Why doesn't he get help from a pony?
Why it relevant that he is a unicorn? Is this implying that he himself will transform you?
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>>30520138
So is this nothing but anon to mare? is there any regular tf? any good one would be appreciated
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Confused chest burster pone. Burst from your old meat sack in a fountain of glistening viscera and blood as a small cute pone
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>>30521228
A lot of it is. What are you looking for?
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>>30521110
>Time being
How about I fall for the stallion and I do it forever.
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>>30520315
There's nothing weak about friendship anon, when you make a new friend aren't you both made the stronger for it?
Somepony to lean on when times get tough, to share laughs when times are good, to share sorrow when times are sad, to always be with you, forever and ever.
Wouldn't that be nice? To know in your very soul that you are not alone, and that your friends would help you no matter what?
It's a scary world out there, lets make it a better place, one person at a time.
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>>30522022
Sounds almost like living as a hobbit in the shire.
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>>30520623
>tfw born late june
fuck
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>>30521812
dunno i guess just some light hearted fun would be nice
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>>30521110
Sure. Why not.
And if the stallion plays his cards right maybe we'll have some more foals after the first is weaned.
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Someone at the end of the last thread told me to repost what I wrote right before the thread hit the bump limit. So here's the start of my green again if you missed it.

>Looking down at your plate, you can't help but hope the scavengers get back soon.
>It's what seems to be a lumpy mound of refried beans and a meager helping of peas.
>All served on a soggy paper plate.
>"Hey, don't give me that look, you act like I've got a gourmet restaurant back here." grumbles the cook.
>You're pretty sure he's not even really a chef for a living.
>Not wanting to cause a stir, you sit down at one of the long fold out tables in the room.
>Food is food, no matter how shitty it is.
>At least that's what you tell yourself as you choke back some horrendous beans.
>This run down homeless shelter has been your home for the past month or so.
>There's about twenty people and all here, sticking together.
>Not everybody gets along, but it beats trying to make it outside.
>Almost everyone you'd run into is either deathly ill or not even human anymore.
>The sickness isn't nearly as viral as anything like flu or ebola, but it's dangerous enough that staying inside is the only thing that feels safe.
>Unless somebody inside with you is sick, then nowhere feels safe.
>You shudder, thinking back to the group you were traveling with before.
>It's so sudden when it happens, everybody is fine and the next thing you know you're terrified about if the water you drank this morning was clean.
>Or if you sat too close to that one guy yesterday.
>Continuing to eat, you wonder what your chores for the day are.
>Probably cleanup duty again.
>Beats having to go scavenge, but not by much.
>Looking around the room, your gaze falls on a woman sitting on the far side.
>She seems perfectly fine one moment, but then suddenly passes out the next.
>Her face slams into the beans with a loud thud.
>The girl sitting across from her falls back in fear.
>Oh fuck.
>There's no way that she's sick, is there?
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>>30522939
>From what you can recall, the first symptoms are a high fever and nausea.
>Those alone doesn't instantly scream infected, but it should be cause for alarm.
>Passing out randomly however is a much more telling symptom.
>The infection hits the mind almost as much as it warps the body.
>The force of it finally beginning to work on your brain sends most into a near comatose state.
>When you wake up, it's all over.
>It's like someone flipping a switch in your mind.
>There's a chance she's just really tired, but nobody is willing to check.
>Anyone sitting remotely close to her has shuffled to the other side of the room.
>”Who is she? Was she with the last scav crew?”
>”What the hell?!”
>”Somebody go get Gabe!”
>”Fuck, I think she sneezed on me!”
>Everyone is going insane.
>A breach in the shelter is the one thing we prepare for most.
>Scavenger crews spend up to a week in quarantine upon returning, and any horse seen approaching is shot immediately.
>So how would she have gotten sick?
>Maybe this is all one fucked up misunderstanding.
>Even if it is, it's safe to say you've lost your appetite.
>It doesn't feel like this is some misunderstanding.
>Not in the slightest.
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>>30522945
>Gabe, the defacto leader of the shelter soon arrives.
>Upon seeing the girl, he ushers everyone into the living quarters.
>Lining everybody up, he goes through roll call.
>It becomes very obvious that something is wrong very fast.
>He goes through the entire list of names, and everyone is present or currently out scavenging.
>Meaning the girl out there is completely unknown.
>Straightening his glasses, Gabe approaches Tori, the person who usually acts as “gatekeeper”
>”Care to explain why there's an undocumented woman in our mess hall?”
>Gabe takes his job very seriously, going as far as to treat the place like it’s some kind of bunker.
>Tori crosses her arms as she replies.
>”You know better than anybody here I wouldn't let in some fucking rando without proper process. I'm not an idiot.”
>”Then how do you explain her?” asks Gabe.
>She has no good answer for that, she just inhales sharply while giving Gabe a less than friendly look.
>”Did we do roll call last night?” asks someone in the crowd.
>Silence falls as people think back to last night.
>Gabe mutters a curse under his breath.
>”Tori, give me an exact schedule of the guard rotation for the past twenty four hours.
>Nodding, Tori walks off to find that.
>All the while you're glancing around the room, checking for anybody who seems off.
>If one person is sick, who's to say someone else isn't?
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>After some minor detective work, three suspects are lined up.
>Each of them watched the door for at least an hour in the last twenty four hours.
>”Doug, Casey, Lilly. Can we please make this less of a headache? If you come clean nothing bad will happen to you. We understand wanting to help others, and maybe you simply forgot about procedure.” Gabe assures.
>”I swear to god it wasn't me. You know how much I hate those p- horses.” Casey mutters, catching himself.
>Gabe doesn't like us calling them ponies.
>Says it takes away the edge, makes them sound cute.
>When in truth a single one of them could spell doom for all of us.
>Lilly’s eyes are trained on the ground.
>”Lilly?” asks Gabe, stepping closer.
>”Sh-she lost her child…” Lilly murmurs.
>People begin to talk, but Gabe raises a hand to shush them.
>”Who lost her child Lilly?”
>”The w-woman… she said had to l-leave her baby while running. And sh-she needed to rest before going back out up look. I-I didn't know…”
>Gabe steps back, nodding.
>”I understand Lilly, I really do.” Gave reassures.
>Gabe walks off, returning with a gas mask on.
>”We've got confirmed turning. Tori could you come and help me? And Dr. Cartwright, go give Lilly a checkup, along with anybody else concerned about infection.”
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>>30522951
>The two of them leave and the crowd turns to face the man in the corner of the room.
>He's dressed in all thick, black clothes and a gas mask like some new age plague doctor.
>In some ways, that’s not all that far off of a description.
>Medical professionals were quickly lost to the infection due to improper procedure in the early days.
>Cartwright, fresh out of medical school, was kept working on normal patients when everything started.
>Seasoned professionals were the ones working on the enigmatic infection.
>By the time he had to start working directly with the infection, he had adopted this garb.
>He sleeps and eats in his office, one that used to belong to an administrator at the shelter.
>Nobody can come in unless he is covered.
>It's rather paranoid, but he's obviously doing something right.
>”Alright, who's worried about being ill?” asks Cartwright in a muffled tone.
>You've never heard in talk with his mask off.
>Over half the shelter raises their hands.
>Groaning, he gets up, walking to his office.
>”Form a single file line outside my office. Lilly, you're first.”
>You opt to not go get a check up.
>Ignorance is bliss and all that.
>Walking off, you can't help but peek into the dining area.
>The girl is missing.
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>>30522955
>Stepping into the area, you hear it instantly.
>A gunshot.
>Moments later Tori and Gabe walk back in.
>Gabe is in the middle of taking as he holsters his pistol.
>“-a girl like Lilly?”
>”She wanted to feel more useful, in hindsight I should have found something else. Sorry sir.” Tori grumbles.
>”Sometimes I swear it's l- oh, Jesse! Didn't see you there, not interested in a checkup?”
>You shake your head.
>”Hey, Tori and I have business to discuss. Could you watch the door for us? Only for an hour or two. I can make sure you get extra rations when we restock.”
>Even though he's phrasing it like a request, it's obvious it's not.
“Yeah, sure, I can.”
>Best not to cause any shit with Gabe.
>Especially since he's obviously not the happiest right now.
>”Great, that's the spirit. Now if you'll excuse us…”
>He walks off with Tori, leaving you with your assignment.
>Just another day in fucking paradise.

There it is, again. Hope it's good. I'll try to come up with a name for it and myself and put it in a paste.
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>>30522956
Thanks!
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Well shit, I always seem to miss getting in an update before the bump limit. Well here's one nice and early at the beginning of the new thread!

>Your walk isn't entirely uneventful.
>Some guy walks up to you about halfway through the walk.
>He taps your shoulder and motions for you to remove your earbuds.
>Doing so, you're met with a smile from the man.
>"Hey there lady, I've never seen you around here."
"Wow, it's almost like this is a somewhat large city or something!"
>The guy chuckles, rubbing the back of his head.
>"Yeah, yeah, but you stand out! You're really... impressive."
>His eyes scan over your body, stalling at your chest.
>How classy.
>Yeah, you don't even want to deal with this bullshit right now.
>This has been a great day, and you don't want anything lessening that.
>The guy suddenly finds himself looking at your shins.
>Not because he's craning his neck to look, but because that's where his line of sight reaches.
>Pigeons are awfully short after all.
>You nudge the bird away with your shoe.
"Go on, we all know you're full of shit, so why don't you go share that with some statue or car?"
>The bird coos, probably confused or angry at you.
>So ungrateful, you let him keep his mind and he acts like this!
>Oh well, you don't give enough of a fuck to mess with him further.
>Putting your earbuds back in, you walk off.
>He follows behind you for a bit, hopping along because he has no clue how to fly.
>But after a while he stops.
>You honestly couldn't care either way.
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>>30523103
>Other than that, nothing really happens on your walk.
>You head up to your apartment, kicking off your shoes as you walk in.
>Should you turn back into a draconequus?
>A part of you really wants to, but another part of you misses the creature comforts of humanity.
>But as your stomach growls, you're also reminded of the many limitations of the human form.
>Eh, fuck it, you can stay human for a while.
>Helps you blend in, and you can always turn draconequus whenever you want.
>There's no rush.
>Sitting down, you order yourself a pizza.
>And by order you mean use your unfathomable arcane powers to conjure a pizza in front of you.
>Satisfied, you grab a slice and bite into it.
>The absolute perfect temperature.
>Magic really does negate a lot of the shitty first world problems you could bitch about.
>Polishing off a few slices, you feel something you haven't felt in a long time.
>Tired.
>You've passed out as a draconequus, but never have you felt the need for sleep.
>It's weird, but not entirely unwelcomed.
>A good night's sleep is nice.
>You head towards your room, looking at your ratty full sized bed.
>Nah, fuck that.
>Grinning, you sit on the foot of your new queen sized bed.
>Piece by piece you peel off your outfit, dropping them haphazardly on the floor.
>The hooks on the bra are frustrating enough that you use magic to take it off.
>And that's when you fully realize something kind of obvious.
>You've mostly been focusing on other things to notice it but...
>You have tits.
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>>30523105
>A slight blush radiates on your face as you look down.
>Your chest is pretty average size wise, nothing too crazy here.
>Slowly, you run a finger over your nipple.
>Ripples of slight pleasure radiate, your nipples feeling firm and perky at the sensation.
>Are you really doing this right now Eris?
>The real questions is: how has it taken you this long?
>Then again, your draconequus body lacks breasts.
>Or would it be teats since you're not human?
>Not what you want to be focusing on right now.
>Curious, you pinch your right nipple slightly.
>You flinch, the sensitive flesh sending signals intermixed between pain and pleasure.
>It's hard to say if the pinch felt good or bad.
>If you wind up liking it, looks like you're a bit kinkier than before.
>Your mind flashes with images of clamps and whips.
>Shaking you're head, you go back to softly caressing.
>Also not what you want to be focusing on right now.
>Instead you let your focus drift as you keep toying with your nipples.
>The pleasure is far from intense or strong, but it's nice.
>You can feel yourself starting to get worked up, more aroused.
>That's when your gaze trails down to your panties, the last article of clothing on your body.
>You quickly rectify that, sliding them off.
>You're not surprised to see a vagina down there, you're a woman now after all.
>As you move your hand over it, you can feel your heart pounding in your chest.
>After everything that's happened, this is what's got you on edge.
>Figures.
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>>30523110
>Tired of waiting, you slowly insert a finger into the slit.
>Your leg jerks slightly at the sensation.
>It's honestly enough of a shock that you pull your finger out.
>Oh come on Eris, you've had sex before, stimulation like this is nothing new.
>But, it is kind of.
>This feels far more intimate.
>You're not just rubbing, you're /in/ there.
>It's far more hands on, more intuitive.
>The blush that has been plastered on your face is only getting brighter.
>Taking a deep breath, you reinsert your finger, moving it around gently.
>In and out, in and out.
>It feels insanely good.
>You can't help but fall back, curling your toes as you continue playing with yourself.
>After a bit of "exploring", you run your finger against one area in particular.
>You gasp, letting out a soft moan.
>Playfully caressing it, you're pretty confident you've found your G Spot.
>That was fast.
>Praying that your walls aren't as thin as you thought, you continue fingering the spot.
>A chorus of moans echoes throughout your room, culminating in a moment of explosive pleasure.
>Everything disappears in that one moment, you're alone with pure sensation.
>Maybe it's because it's your first time as a woman, or perhaps it has something to do with your species, or your powers even.
>But there's no denying that this is arguably the strongest orgasm you've felt ever.
>Granted, you didn't masturbate often before, and you've only been with a few partners.
>But damn.
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>>30523112
>Panting, you just lie there.
>Well, you were bound to explore this body of yours sooner or later.
>Looks like you chose sooner!
>Up until now, the genderbend has been something you've kind of looked over.
>It was bothersome at first, but you just kind of grew to accept it.
>Just became a thing you were used to really.
>But now things are different.
>You think you actually really like this change.
>Granted, this could just be you riding the high of your climax, but it's fucking nice.
>And you can't exactly list anything wrong with being a woman.
>You think about periods for a moment, the only possible downside.
>But what's stopping you from turning into a badass draconequus during that time to just kind of skip over it?
>You smirk to yourself at the thought, getting under the covers properly.
>You are a fucking genius Eris.
>It's around ten o'clock right now.
>Normally you'd be up late into the night, but tonight you're completely spent.
>Nestling up against your pillow, you shut your eyes.
>Sleep takes you almost instantly.
>There's not a worry or doubt in your mind at this moment.
>Every little thing feels like it's absolutely perfect.
>If you spend the rest of your life with days like this, you wouldn't even need the implied immortality of a god.
>But hey, you've got that too.
>So fuck yeah.
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>>30523114
And that's the update. It's a quickie, but hopefully an entretaining one. Eris will be back to her irregularly scheduled chaos very soon, but everybody needs a little me time now and again.

https://pastebin.com/0XEUsr1t The pastebin for any newcomers.
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>>30523114
Pretty good. Though I hoped she would lose some magic control and cause some chaos during the act. Or maybe she did and we just haven't seen it yet.
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>>30521148
The stallion is the one that's going to transform you. The foal is his former marefriend who didn't want foals. He however did, so he turns her into one and has Anon take her place.
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"Nonny."

Twilight looms over you, her gaze a glare that could kill a horse. You swallow, glad you’re still a human on the inside.

"How many times, Nonny?" Twilight begins pacing the crystal castle’s library floor. She doesn’t watch you directly. She doesn’t need to. You both know you’ve learned not to run. "You do not forge ID to get drunk. You do not take advantage of Berry Punch being drunk to get drunk. You do not get drunk, period! You certainly don’t get drunk, throw up on several important pages of valuable magical tomes, and pass out on top of them! Do you have any idea what can happen? Besides destroying important books, you could have blown up Ponyville! You could have blown up Equestria!"

Internally, you chuckle. It’s almost like filly-barf is magic. You don’t smile. Twilight gets really annoyed when you smile during her lectures.

"What do you have to say for yourself?" Twilight stops pacing to glare at you again. You feel yourself shrinking into the floor. Not literally. Twilight actually shrank you the time she found you frying ants with a magnifying glass, and afterwards made you apologise to Fluttershy, who hadn’t even been there. It had actually hurt her to find out. Her tears did make you feel guilty enough to apologise for real. This doesn’t. Twilight’s just scary when she’s mad, less because of anything she has done than what you know she can do. And she’s a lot bigger than you are.

You swallow and don’t say anything. You know a lot better than to sass Twilight by now, and you know that if you open your mouth, you’re going to drop a vulgar joke or try to tell her off, which will just make things worse. And fake apologies are worth their weight in belly-button lint. Geez, you miss having a belly-button now. Maybe you’re getting used to it in some ways, but being a tiny girl horse is still weird.

"Don’t give me the silent treatment, Nonny."
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>>30523763

You stay quiet. You have nothing to say that won’t get you in bigger trouble.

"Fine. As soon as you’re washed up, I’ll talk to the girls." Twilight snorts as she walks around behind you. You snicker. She’s funny when she makes actual horse noises.

"You’re having a sleepover tonight. You, the Crusaders, Fluttershy. It’ll be great."

"Wait, no, I’m—what?" You’re cut off by how she lifts you by the back of your neck with her teeth. Your whole weight hangs there, but it’s not painful. Just… weird. Your whole body feels like it’s turned into a physics ragdoll from some game. You don’t control it—gravity does. What is this? Why is this? You barely register that she’s carried you off to the bathroom to clean up.

You tolerate the bath. It sucks when Twilight decides she has to do it for you, but then again, so does passing out where you did. And now you smell a lot better, even if Twilight does use the lavender-scented shampoo you hate. It doesn’t even go with your colour Yeah no, you’re not going to let Rarity’s lessons go to your head. You’re a dude. You don’t, you won’t, know the first thing about colour-scent coordination. You look like a walking biohazard, anyway. What even goes with black and green? You’re definitely not going to ask Rarity. Maybe Sweetie Belle. She gloats less.

Wait. Sweetie Belle! Twilight’s taking you to an impromptu Crusaders sleepover! You flail in the bath, splashing water around. You’ve got to escape! Your masculinity can’t take being swarmed by those fillies again! Scootaloo’s pretty chill when you can get her alone, but in a group…

"You can’t do this! I’m gonna die there!" you say.

"Just let me know when you’re done fussing," Twilight says, seemingly bored by the minimal effort of holding you relatively still in the tub. You struggle some more, but you’re just not big enough to out-muscle her, and she’s got magic. Yeah, you’re not going to win here.
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>>30523766

"Fine," you say. You stop fighting. You can always try to escape the sleepover when you don’t have someone way bigger than you who’s totally willing to use just enough force, or hack the world with her stupid spells, to stop you.

After another few minutes of washing and rinsing, Twilight pulls the stopper from the tub, but pauses, then sighs instead of picking you up and out of the swimming pool-like bathtub. It’s totally the size of an ordinary tub, probably. You’re just that small now. It’s awful.

"I’m sorry I yelled, Nonny," Twilight says, hanging her head slightly. "Grown-ups shouldn’t yell at little fillies."

"I’m not—" You stop when Twilight covers your mouth with a hoof. Ugh, that always feels so weird. The frog of her hoof is textured funny.

"It’s rude to interrupt, Nonny."

Only when you do it, apparently.

"Now, I’m still taking you to the sleepover. I’m still a little mad and you need to learn your lesson and maybe make some friends on the way. But you do understand I’m doing my best, right? I want to see you grow up—again—happy and healthy here."

You fold your arms. You still call them arms. Just because you walk on them doesn’t make them legs, clowns prove that.

"You can just send me back."

"If I could, and I can’t, you’d get to your ’Earth’ in the same body. I can’t undo that, Nonny, and you told me exactly why it would be a bad idea to send you back like this." Twilight sighs and levitates you above the tub, running a brush through your hair and then flash-drying you. "Now, you’re not going to hit anypony at the sleepover this time, or there will be consequences. Understand?"
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>>30523768

"Oh come on!" you say. Why is she still on about this? It was last year, and no harm was done. "Apple Bloom’s a ninja or something, I couldn’t even—"

"No. Hitting." Twilight’s steely-serious face is out. You swallow. Yeah, you’re not running afoul of that.

You nod. She smiles pleasantly.

"Good. Now, let’s get going. I have a lot of walking and talking to do this evening because of you." She shifts you into that weird scruff-hold again and carries you out of the bathroom. Then out of the whole wing of the castle. Then towards the massive front doors.

"Twilight. I can walk," you say. She doesn’t answer. "Twilight! Can you at least teleport or something?"

She swings the right door open and steps out into the busy, sunset-lit streets, still carrying you.

"Oh come on!"
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>>30522062
I guess there are similarities.
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>>30520890
If I had a pet mare, first thing I'd do would be have her write her story for this thread.
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>>30523774
This is extremely adorable.
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>>30490069
Revenge is a dish best served via transformation into a pony. In cruel and unusual ways.
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>>30508689
>A smirk that would no doubt widened
widen

>brushes a strained of hair
strand

>>30508696
>tilted to offer a better angel
angle

>masters bed
master's

>>30508706
>your already acting like a dumb animal
you're

>The I feel
Then

>Master askes
asks

>>30508726
>Master pulls it taught
taut

>fasting it in place
fastening

>”Your leaking pet~”
You're

>>30508734
>He’s hand moves
His
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You're going to end up just another of her experiments.
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All you have to do to become a pony is win a drinking contest with a pony.
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>>30523114
Nice, I was wondering when she would get to the "Vigorous masturbation" part of being transformed
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>>30526236
Ponies are much smaller than humans, so that should be easy.
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>>30526236
Liver, your service this night will not be forgotten, god speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpkG1keJ3UY
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>>30526264
Took her long enough. Not even chaos can escape the predictable patterns of TF stories.
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>>30526326
I prefer to think of them as being about the same size.
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>>30526599
Who wouldn't explore their new body? If I suddenly had a pussy I'd finger myself so hard.
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>>30526684
even if they are a bit smaller, their livers are more effective at processing alcohol
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>>30526748
>finger
You're going to have a big problem when you become the little mare.
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>Anon grows resentful that the other posters shun his shitposting.
>The bitterness in his heart transforms him into a wicked mare of darkness, Nightmare Anon.
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>>30523774
>Yeah, you’re not running afoul of that.
more like running a-foal

It does read well, though. Good hook to get one to want to read more. Plus smol hoers being carried by the scruff is exceedingly cute
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Remember to give more feedback to the writefags.
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>>30526684
It would suck if you ended up in Equestria as a pony of the wrong scale.
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>>30523114
Here's another update, this one more of a collaborative effort than a mere volunteer~

>It's a couple days later that you actually do anything of note again.
>Despite how awesome you are, you don't do something interesting every single day.
>That was true before you were a chaos deity, and hasn't changed now.
>Not to mention you just wanted to relax and enjoy Earth's more basic comforts.
>Which, was fun and all, but now you're feeling the urge to raise hell again.
>And you think you have just the thing.
>In your days of downtime, you started looking into My Little Pony a bit more.
>After all, that world exists, it couldn't hurt to learn more in case you visit.
>And during your searching, you happened across something rather interesting.
>/You/ exist.
>As in, Eris exists!
>Granted, you don't seem to be canon, but people have drawn and written about you.
>It's weird as hell, and a little flattering.
>And what started as you learning more about Discord and his world became a vanity trip.
>Looking at fanart and reading stories, basically indulging in all things you.
>Which lead you to one artist in particular.
>One who /loves/ Eris, even going as far as to draw themselves turning into you!
>So, who better to go give a hands on demonstration of your powers than a total Eris fanboy?
>You check their name one more time to be sure.
>"Tf-Sential."
>Surely a username is more than enough to take you to them, right?
>If not, you'll just dox them or some shit.
>Easy as pie!
>Today should be pretty fun for you, and you're sure Sential will have fun as well.
>After all, he does /love/ Eris~!
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>>30529220
>You turn into your draconequus self, thankfully sitting down while you do so.
>Last time you went draconequus in here your horns knocked a hole in the ceiling.
>But you just have to show up as your real self for this guy.
>It would just feel wrong to not to.
>A smile envelops your face as you're back in your body.
>Being a human is fun and definitely has perks, but there's no denying how good being a nine animal chaotic mashup feels.
>It's still early, so you decide to devote the morning to relaxing a bit more before paying your artist friend a visit.
>So you lie there, simply enjoying the peaceful serenity of the world ar-
>Yeah, right, you spend a couple minutes relaxing before feeling like you're wasting time.
>You practically shoot up off the couch after a minute.
>Perhaps you should have seen this coming, but your horns ram into the ceiling yet again.
"Fuck!"
>Bits of the popcorn ceiling fall, getting in your hair.
>You brush them out, removing your horns.
>Maybe you should do some remodeling here.
>Or maybe shrink yourself down a bit.
>Because even though this is your human apartment, you want to be comfortable at all times.
>Eh, you can concern yourself with that later.
>Right now you want to have some fun.
>Taking a deep breath to compose yourself, you start planning out your entrance.
>You could go big and flashy or just ambush the guy.
>Decisions, decisions...
>Oh to hell with it, you can be up front with the guy!
>It's more your style anyways.
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>>30529229
>You turn into your draconequus self, thankfully sitting down while you do so.
>Last time you went draconequus in here your horns knocked a hole in the ceiling.
>But you just have to show up as your real self for this guy.
>It would just feel wrong to not to.
>A smile envelops your face as you're back in your body.
>Being a human is fun and definitely has perks, but there's no denying how good being a nine animal chaotic mashup feels.
>It's still early, so you decide to devote the morning to relaxing a bit more before paying your artist friend a visit.
>So you lie there, simply enjoying the peaceful serenity of the world ar-
>Yeah, right, you spend a couple minutes relaxing before feeling like you're wasting time.
>You practically shoot up off the couch after a minute.
>Perhaps you should have seen this coming, but your horns ram into the ceiling yet again.
"Fuck!"
>Bits of the popcorn ceiling fall, getting in your hair.
>You brush them out, removing your horns.
>Maybe you should do some remodeling here.
>Or maybe shrink yourself down a bit.
>Because even though this is your human apartment, you want to be comfortable at all times.
>Eh, you can concern yourself with that later.
>Right now you want to have some fun.
>Taking a deep breath to compose yourself, you start planning out your entrance.
>You could go big and flashy or just ambush the guy.
>Decisions, decisions...
>Oh to hell with it, you can be up front with the guy!
>It's more your style anyways.
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>>30529242
"I really do like your art kid."
>You're probably around the same as him, be he doesn't have to know that.
>As far as he's concerned you're as old as the universe or some other abstract age.
>"Um... thanks?"
>He rubs him arm, not sure how to deal with this.
>Not that you can blame him, you thought you were going crazy when you met your first draconequus!
"I'm glad that I can serve as such a talented artist's muse~"
>You swear you can almost make out a blush on his face, it's hard to tell though.
"I did just find out you exist though, so pardon me taking so long to pay you a visit!"
>"It's fine! It's... jeez this is so bizarre." Sential mumbles.
"Now then, with introductions out of the w-"
>"How fucked am I?"
>You blink.
"Huh?"
>"Eris is paying /me/ a visit, I doubt this is going to end well for me."
>Well, he's not exactly wrong.
>You're not surprised that he'd be suspicious.
"One second, let me find something..."
>Pushing him out of the way slightly, you start typing on his computer.
>A paw and a talon make it hard, but you manage.
>After some searching, you pull up a little sequence of Sential's.
>A simple three parter of him turning into you.
>Looking back at him, you grin.
"Want to make this a reality?"
>"I don't th-"
"Great, let's get started!"
>He steps back a bit, fear beginning to well.
>He's not exactly wrong to be afraid either~
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>>30529251
>His backing away won't do much for him though.
>He's backed into the corner of his room.
>Rolling your eyes, you motion with your paw for him to come forward.
>That, coupled with a heavy dose of magic, does indeed push him closer towards you.
>You gently seat him into his chair and stand over him.
"You ready~?"
>"A-absolutely not!"
>Patting his head, you begin his changes.
>His hair begins to bleach itself white, quickly growing itself out.
>A bit of blood trickles from his head as a horn begins to push through his skin.
"I promise that this isn't going to be messy! Just... parts of it!"
>That, for some reason, doesn't seem to calm him down!
>Wincing, he touches the small pointed nub beginning to grow.
>Little does he know that touching his head is only going to succeed in speeding things up!
>In order to make things interesting, the transformation will only proceed to parts of the body that it touches.
>Sential learns this the hard way as his fingers begin to stretch slightly, folding into claws at the tip.
>The skin begins to harden and contort, two of his fingers outright fusing together.
>His now longer hair brushes against his face and outright covers his ears now, meaning the domino effect of the transformation is picking up.
>You can only imagine the sensation, what you remember of your change was pretty taxing.
>The tears beginning to stream down his face are pretty indicative of that.
>Feeling his other horn begin to grow, he instinctively clamps down his other hand on it.
>Looks like he still hasn't gotten the memo yet.
>Oh well, that soon to be paw coming sooner is nothing to complain about.
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>>30529263
>Sential's nose begins to twitch slightly, like he's holding back a sneeze.
>But it's a lot more than a sneeze he's trying to hold back.
>It widens out slightly, bones creaking and twisting in ways that are audibly wrong.
>He gasps, squeezing the side of his chair with his talons.
>His whole face begins to push outward, involuntarily barring his lengthening teeth.
>Blood wells up in his gums at the sudden growth and the tears are becoming a more steady stream right now.
>All the while you're watching with absolute glee.
>He's looking so good so far!
>Looking on with glee, you playfully flick his long, fuzzy ear.
>He'd probably voice a complaint if he wasn't so preoccupied.
>As he deals with the experience of growing a snout, fur begins to grow.
>Starting at the forehead, the hairs rapidly begin to fill in the face.
>Which is good considering how awkward your face looks without fur.
>His hand has already morphed into the yellow paw it should be, and that second horn has rapidly pushed out as well.
>Noticing his paw has some specks of blood on it, you quickly clean it for him.
>When you look that good, you don't want to look messy!
>A burning sensation forces Sential to clamp his eyes shut for a moment.
>And once they are opened, his eyes have changed to a beautiful red and yellow.
>Breathing rapidly, he feels his face.
>It's not even recognizable as human anymore, everything has remolded into a far more attractive shape.
"You're doing so great Sential! Isn't it wonderful~?"
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>>30529275
>He doesn't answer, instead opting to watch in horror as the fur begins to travel down his body.
>It quickly reaches his arms, meeting up with his already altered hands.
>However, that's hardly the most interesting thing going on.
>That honor goes to the fact that his body is subtly stretching out.
>Sential is getting taller and thinner gradually as his body is coated.
>Gritting his teeth, there's not much he can do but watch.
>Clothes quickly become a problem as his body is no longer shaped for them.
>Looks like you'll have to speed up one certain part of his transformation before getting rid of them.
>Giggling, you snap your fingers and watch the magic happen.
>Although their chest remains flat, Sential instantly notices his missing member.
>With a sharp gasp he, or rather- she, looks at you.
>"Oh come on!" she complains.
>The pain is nowhere near as intense at this moment, letting her actually get out the words.
>Words spoken in your voice.
>Smirking, you get rid of her clothes and look over her body.
>It's long, her torso and arms showing absolutely no skin.
>She suddenly doubles over as her spine begins to extend.
"That tailbone is a bitch, isn't it?"
>There's no doubt that's what she's reacting to, because you can see a small nub at the base of their back.
>It extends excruciatingly slow, bringing back the intense pain that had only recently subsided.
>The tip of the tail having grown first makes it so that the growth gets progressively worse.
>A thicker part of the tail would obviously hurt more pushing out.
>It takes over a solid minute for that long reddish tail to grow out.
>And the relief on Sential's face is palpable once it does.
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>>30529289
>Her relief is awfully short lived however.
>Mounds on her back have been quietly growing there for a while.
>But they're beginning to push with more intensity.
>Knowing what's about to happen, you mute Sential for a moment.
>Almost exactly on cue two wings burst out from her back.
>The force sends her sprawling on the floor, silently screaming.
>You magically clean off the feathers and leathery skin of the two mismatched wings before giving her back a voice.
>She's sobbing slightly, picking herself off the ground slowly.
>As she does, her legs begin to lock up as the muscle structure begins to change.
>"Ow, ow, ow, oow..."
>The pain is nowhere as intense as her sudden wings, but it's more of a radiant burning coursing through her legs.
>One leg's skin is beginning to crack as if it hasn't seen moisture in years.
>The cracked skin begins to change in color and hardened, becoming thick scales.
>The other leg is coated in a coarse brown fur growing roughly as fast as the scales.
>His toes clench tightly together on one of his feet as the the whole foot begins to stiffen and reshape.
>The defined shape of a human foot twists into an equine hoof as the bones in it snap into place.
"Almost there sweetie, you're so close!"
>Your doppelganger rudely extends her middle talon as her other foot's claws dig into her carpet.
>Looking her over, she's your spitting image!
>Not a part of her seems out of place.
>She slowly gets up, wobbly as hell and still aching from her changes.
>"That... was..."
"Great~?"
>"Not the word I was looking for..."
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>>30529297
"Now then Sential, or Other Eris, not sure which you prefer, we can get on to step two!"
>Her eyes widen a bit.
>"St-step two...?"
>You nod, clapping your hands together.
>"H-hey, if I'm a copy of you, then I've got your powers! I'll just..."
>She's cut off by your sharp laughter.
"Do you really think I'd give you the magic? Sorry, but I'm not going to make a mistake /that/ big!"
>"Yeah, that makes sense I suppose."
>Her quick acceptance makes you smile, working with them sure is fun!
>She gets it, but isn't exactly into it!
>It's a good combination.
"Now, as great as I am, there can't be two of me running around."
>"Then why make me a copy of you?"
"I'm getting to that! You see, I love your art so much, and I appreciate you so much for doing it, I'd thought we could work together on your final piece!"
>She doesn't quite get what you mean yet.
>Illustrating your point, you move their tablet over closer.
>Then with utmost care, you gently shove their face directly into the tablet.
>Catching her off guard, she probably expects it to hurt like hell.
>Instead however, a part of her face begins to slip into the tablet!
>Grimacing, she tries to push upward and get away.
>If this was a purely physical fight, she might stand a chance, but you've got magic!
>And that magic helps you very quickly get her into the tablet.
>You watch with glee as she looks around her blank surroundings.
>Her gaze catches you and she bangs on the inside of the screen.
"Hmm, I definitely need to make some edits for you..."
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>>30529317
>Picking up the stylus, you get to work.
>You aren't familiar with how art software works, but you can bullshit it.
>A lot of what you do is just tell your magic to do something while you drag the stylus around.
>She looks aghast as you begin moving around body parts and posing them.
>You're fun, sassy, confident, and all those other positive descriptors.
>And this piece has to reflect that!
>After some work, you've got her in a nice pose.
>She's shrugging, staring at you with a cocky smirk.
>You notice that the words "Help me...!" showed up somewhere during your edits.
>Crafty and hilarious.
>Giggling to yourself, you save the image, text and all.
>"Erisisthebest.png"
>Absolutely beautiful.
"See? You get to be me forever! And you'll be seen by countless of people online!"
>Although Sential is very much conscious in there, they can't exactly reply to you.
>Now, on to getting this out there!
>Getting back onto their computer, you go through their accounts and start posting it.
>DeviantArt, FurAffinity, everything!
>Looking through their browser history for other accounts, you notice that they frequent a pony based 4chan board.
>One about transformation of all things!
>Seeing this as just too perfect, you head in and make a post as "Totally TF-sential."
>"Don't mind my dust! Busy enjoying exactly what I asked for~!"
>Submitting the post, you get off their computer.
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>>30529332
>That was pretty fun.
>You've got a smug grin plastered on your face.
>Sential probably deep down loves the fact that they're Eris now.
>And if they don't, they've got plenty of time to get used to it!
>As you walk out the door, you can't help but pull up that image on your phone.
>Congrats Sentinal, you're now the phone background of your favorite chaos god!
>Not being totally cruel, you made it so that she can see through her eyes, meaning she can look at several screens if she's pulled up.
>Meaning as long as your phone is up, she probably sees something!
>Because, even though you have no intention of rectifying this, you do like the guy.
>Anybody who things you're as awesome as you are deserves a bit of credit in your book.
>With everything done, you leave.
>No walk this time, you just teleport back to your apartment.
"Gah, fuck!"
>Your horns ram into the ceiling yet again.
>And your day was so perfect so far!
>Turning human, you clean up the little mess and flop down on the couch.
>Maybe you'll pull Sential up in art software again sometime for a little chat.
>Or you'll keep them they way they are.
>After all, the posing is pretty top notch on them right now.
>You'll decide later.
>Right now?
>You kind of want to try drawing.

And that's the update! Special thanks again to TF-Sential for doing illustrations to make this silly little update all the more entertaining. As always, would love to hear any feedback you may have. Who's next on Eris' chopping block? Stay tuned to find out!
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>>30529353
Pretty meta.
Also, Eris is a huge bitch. Almost everyone she's run into has been turned into an inanimate object or an animal incapable of speech. Even the guard who got turned into a mare didn't get off that easily, since he basically got trapped in his own mind.
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>>30529589
Yeah, she's been rather drastic with her transformations. Can't say that wasn't the point, especially as things slowly progress!
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>>30529353
Wow, this is nice
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Bloop fuckers.
>>30529353
Queen Bedbug update when?
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>>30530126
And speaking of updatesss!
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>>30530233
You’re sitting in the spacious office.
It feels empty.
No Am in sight to tell you things or to chat with.
It all feels desolate.
The door suddenly busts open.
And inside it, Li.
Tears running down his face, he’s pointing his finger at you, and mutters something, walking closer at a brisk pace.
“Y-You did it! Y-Y-You’re responsible for his death!” He shouts angrily, waving his finger at you. “He died because of you!”
And then everything stops and grows slowly gray, breaking apart like sand.
And then you see it again.
That dark bug-like thing.
It pulls your hoof again.
You’re being pulled again through the void.
Black emptiness, all around you.
And then it shines brightly, in a searing yellow light.
The searing heat is almost unbearable.
Then the creature spreads its wings, they look like made of metal, spreaded out, with blue shining undersides, pulsing, spewing billions of little stars that just disappear.
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>>30530240
You wake up with a startling gasp.
Sitting in your bed, panting.
What was that?
You look on the alarm clock beside of your bed.
Five in the morning.
You get up and walk to the balcony next to your bedroom.
It was another dream, like the one you had in the hospital.
You sigh and let the wind of the early morning ruffle your mane.
Under you, the lights of the city shining.
The city bustles even with life so early…
If Juri got his hands on PON E, no one would be safe.
Hands? No. Hooves, Wuzi said hooves.
You get to the office.
Computer.
You grab a pencil into your mouth, and use it to tap the keys and mouse buttons.
There.
Wuzi must’ve saved the footage of the CCTV camera onto the hard drive.
You skip zhrough the footage.
There you are, wandering aimlessly to the middle of the shootout.
Static, static…
Explosion…
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>>30530246
And then you see it, Jurij’s mask gets ripped off, and he grasps for air.
Nothing is visible through the static on the screen, and suddenly it clears up.
They’re dragging Gargarine back to the helicopter.
You jerk back.
The black hole filled hooves.
You see them again.
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>>30530251
And das it.
No update next week,as I'll be holidaying in Egypt.
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>>30530251
I wonder what could be bugging her.
Have fun in Egypt.
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Hello, pony TF! Long time lurker who forgot about this for a few years, rediscovered it, and finally joined the discord. Glad to partake in this <s>gay</s>great crusade and try my hand to shake free some cobwebs. Admittedly new to greentext, so please bear with me.

>be Anon
>You did not sign up for this.
>Well, you did not sign up for a lot of things.
>You never signed up to play football (known by some as ‘soccer’ for some unbeknownst reason) as a child.
>Your name still found its way onto a team roster somewhere to make you a halfway capable (if highly unwilling) striker.
>Nor did you sign up to receive the burden of the expectations and hopes of your parents placed on your shoulders, necessitating a university business degree in a downturn economy.
>The most immediate subject on this list lay the current situation at your work.
>You’re a young twenty-something that works at an electronics shop, selling fine wares at exorbitant prices. You are actually not bad at it either, having managed to raise your IRL charisma stat to at least a 5 on a good day.
>Maybe it was because you are paid commission.
>Nonetheless, you feel partially vindicated in choosing to major in Marketing and Management after all.
>However, you are not paid enough to put up with being berated by an irrational and perhaps mentally challenged three-hundred pound woman.
>Not over refusing to accept a return on a cheap ‘faulty’ toaster that burns toast when the timer is left at the maximum heat setting.
>Especially minutes from being able to close the shop for the night.
>Finally, your patience gives way.
>You see red. Words are said, mainly pertaining to where the toaster could be shoved into.
>After the boss conducts damage control and gives away a new top of the line toaster to get her to fuck off.
>Spineless jerkoff.
>What follows is a particularly spirited one on one with the boss, where you ultimately find yourself leaving an hour early for an unscheduled two days unpaid vacation.
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>>30530716
>Fantastic. Good going, hero. You chose a fine hill to die on.
>At least you have a few days off to game and generally be unproductive. You’re almost not even mad.
>Almost.
>You drive home sullenly, parallel park on the dimly-lit semi-deserted street outside your apartment building, and attempt to pull up the exceedingly stiff parking brake on your battered Corolla.
>You love this piece of shit car. More loyal and dependable than anyone else in your life.
>Succeed in overcoming the parking brake and trudge your way inside, up flights of stairs (gotta improve that cardio), and get the hell inside your apartment.
>Home at last. Fuck today.
>Dropping your bag and coat, you turn on the heater, hang up your car keys and make your way into the tacky vintage 80s wood-panelled kitchen, taking the time to peruse the pantry for a few packets of the new finest ramen noodles your money could buy.
>Actually, they were all obtained from the local Asian shop from an old Korean lady who cannot speak English, purchased for the sole reason that the packaging had knock-off off-colour small horses: both winged and horned.
>You collect a pot from the cupboard and half-fill it with water and place squarely atop the element on the shittiest stove known to mankind.
>Engaging the stove to maximum, dinner plans now well underway.
>Time to browse your decent supply of alcohol.
>Certainly not a beer or cider night, Drambuie is too smooth/expensive to be carelessly slugged, rum and gin are part of your Long Island Ice Tea collection and not easily palatable.
>Vodka, it is then.
>Pouring the transparent liquid directly into a coffee cup for effective consumption, taking a solid slug and topping off the cup, you take a seat on your worn beige sofa, log into your laptop and tab to your usual haunts.
>Browse your cancerous social media accounts, excavate and resurrect dead memes, browse the insistent recommendations provided by Steam post-summer sale despite your depleted game fund.
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>>30530718
>Of course, ponies are browsed too, because you are a ponyfag. Naturally, your internet history would show that, between links to /mlp/, derpibooru and FIMfiction.
>The non-tech savvy individual would probably be clued into your affinity by character art of your OC, a dark cyan pegasus stallion, hanging on the wall of your bedroom, opposite the wall with your degree.
>Fortunately, it was not like your few friends who you did infrequently hang out with came into your room; to say nothing of your non-existent sexual partners.
>Irrelevant to the current situation, where you seek to take your mind off the current lack of direction of your life and your general failings to be a good little retail bit…sales consultant. The latter sounds classier.
>You recall that you are preparing dinner, choose to check the state of the water in the pan.
>Nicely simmering? Time to immerse the two square blocks of dehydrated noodles into the pot, and force them under the bubbling surface with a fork.
>Satisfied, you sip at your vodka. This cheap shit is awful, but the alcohol is coursing through your veins: you feel a wonderful buzz already.
>You retrieve the contained sachet of sauces and the small packet of seasoning mix from the packages, inspecting each.
>Naturally, it is not in English, but you can identify at least two of the three sauces as oil and chilli sauce.
>The third…looked like it contained sparkles? Therefore, it must be delectable based on your past experiences.
>You shrug and apply the sum of the condiments into the pot, adding a few chilli flakes for good measure, and toasting slices of bread.
>Looks normal enough now.
>Sweet.
>After patiently waiting a few minutes for cooking, you decide the dish looks palatable enough; turning off the element, depositing into a large bowl with a side plate piled high with toast for the ramen juice.
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>>30530722
>Taking a seat on your sofa with your inexpensive MSG-laden meal, you boot up some retro Knight Rider on your laptop and lament on how you should have been born ten years earlier and grew up in the 80s.
>You would have been able to rock the aviators hard, and not get shit for it. What a loss.
>Your ramen and mug of alcohol are quickly consumed, with soggy ramen-flavoured toast supplementing the meal to fill your stomach whilst viewing several exciting episodes.
>Michael Knight and KITT, dynamic duo, taking names and kicking ass to preserve human life.
>The warmth of the room, your fatigue from an admittedly shit day, coupled with your relaxed and drowsy intoxicated state conspired to make for a mounting wave of exhaustion.
>As these combinations of factors hit hard, you find yourself rolling onto your side on the sofa, with eyes drooping shut.
>Your last conscious thought is that you did not even change out of your uniform, your employee lanyard even still around your neck under your uniform collar.
>You stir gently, sunlight pouring in through an undraped window, not providing much assistance to the insistent dull aching occurring inside your head.
>Ah, your dear old friend, the faithful hangover. You did not even have an excessive amount to drink. Must be losing your edge.
>Looks like you passed out without even turning off your laptop. You’ve progressed to what appears to be the third season.
>At least it seems like it. Two Pontiac Trans Ams directly fighting? Season one or three.
>You’re not in the mood to watch this right now, probably better to turn it off, get up and get a glass of water and pop an aspirin.
>Moving to sit up, you find yourself unable to maintain your balance. Not without supporting yourself upright.
>On your laptop on the table, Hasselhoff makes a bad pun. Quite enough of that.
>Attempting to reach out to shut the device, you notice the sleeve of your shirt sagging excessively midway down the arm.
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>>30530727
>Odd, did you rip your new work shirt? Shrugging your shoulders is not recentering the shirt.
>Attempting to tug back the sleeve with your other arm, you discover yourself in the same situation.
>Annoyance creeps across your features, you attempt to grasp at your sleeve through the fabric, with your fingers finding seeming to find no grip.
>You are clearly a mess if you cannot even manage to shirt right.
>Your perseverance eventually pays dividends, your limb slipping free.
>Rather, your limb turns out to be blueish-green furred hooved leg, complete with minor feathering.
>sweet jesus thats not right at all
>With great urgency, you tug at the other sleeve, freeing what turns out to be another hooved leg.
>You choose the nuclear option and attempt to rip yourself free of your shirt and kick your pants free, seeing where this trend is going and disliking it.
>You manage to succeed in rolling off the sofa, knocking your laptop off the table.
>On the plus side, no more snippy remarks from Devon Miles.
>You free yourself from your woven prison with strong kicks, and destroying your pants and shimmying free of the debris until your head gently knocks against the sofa.
>You take the opportunity to rip that damn lanyard off too.
>Your gaze passes down your body, observing your horse-like rear legs.
>You are clearly no longer human, but a distinct sheath makes clear your sex has not changed.
>With only slight panic, you roll over onto your feet-
>Er... hooves.
>You unsteadily make your way towards your room and the full-length mirror within, grateful that walking came naturally, at least.
>You had to know the damages, before you considered the causation.
>Pressing a hoof against the door and pressing it open, you find yourself confronting the new you.
>Gazing into the mirror, you examine your form.
>A dark cyan coat, tan mane with consistent colour to your tail. Moderately cut, not unlike your former haircut.
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>>30530739
>Your face is now clearly equine, wide and deeply inquisitive blue eyes staring back at you.
>You attempt to mutter a snide remark to yourself, but find you can't.
>You make a small chuff instead.
>You notice a pair of wings folded close to your body.
>Flicking them to an outstretched state, you admire the downy feathers and their length when unfurled.
>You give an experimental downward flap, comparing your appearance with that of the framed artwork of your pony.
>All things considered, you’re remaining remarkably calm throughout this.
>Mostly because you had fantasized about this particular scenario rather a bit before, but you were never fully sure this was a change you would be okay with.
>Now?
>...you still don’t know, but you’re pretty damned excited about having wings.
>You find that they're now sticking out on their own, as well as... something else.
>You have effectively successfully aroused yourself by looking at yourself.
>Finding no other way to, erm, ‘beat’ around the bush, you leap atop your bed and roll onto your back gently, taking care to be mindful of your erect wings and resting your head on one of your pillows.
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>>30530742
>Slowly, you move a hoof down to your erect length, tracing your hoof gently along the unfamiliar flesh, shivering at the sensitivity.
>Toying gently at one side of the medial ring, you place your other forehoof against the other side.
>You stroke your hooves in unison up and down your shaft.
>With a little experimentation, you find the walls of your hooves are far less pleasurable against your phallus than cradling your shaft between your fetlocks and stroking.
>Utilizing this, you find a tempo and steadily press your hips into your downward strokes, your horsecock steadily leaking pre.
>With breathless whinnies, your rhythm increases as you flare up, thrusting eagerly into your fetlocks as you near your climax.
>With a pathetic squeak, you climax, your penis throbbing hard and shooting a number of spurts directly down your underside.
>You pant raggedly, your stomach and chest well spattered with your seed, sprawled out warm and content in the afterglow.
>Having zero motivation to move or immediately consider your predicament, you gradually find yourself refurling your wings and curling up to slip off into a post-orgasmic nap.
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>>30529997
Glad to hear it. Anything specific you liked?
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>>30530747
Pretty good so far.
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>>30529353
Illustrated story is pretty awesome.
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>>30531476
Yeah, when Sential offered to illustrate their part, I was definitely excited. I already had an idea for a funny way to do and twist their request, but having it come to life made it all the more cool. Would definitely love to work with artists again sometime.
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>>30529589
>>30529644
Funny 'cos inanimate objects aren't very chaotic. They just sit there doing nothing.
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>>30529353
Great update, and the illustrations are some glorious, glorious icing on the cake!
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I want to see Anon attend an academy in Equestria where he'll be transformed and taught to be the proper little pony.
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>>30532522
If I were half as good an artist as them I'd probably illustrate all my updates. The visual aspect feels like a really nice addition to green.
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>>30532533
>To address complaints of gender bias in the royal guard conscription is introduced.
>Anon is drafted 'by mistake'
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>>30532769
We'll need to recruit an army of artists working round the clock to illustrate all stories.
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>>30530747
Do you have a pastebin for this?
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>>30514668
The story's great though I find it a bit depressing. So much terror, suffering and brainwashing.
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>>30533966

Not at this stage, will wordsmith and organise after work
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I hope RichAnon's coming back soon.
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>>30534263
Yes?
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>>30534263
Yes, I would love to see a continuation of any of his stories

Or even a completely new story from him

His work has a very high level of polish and extremely potent horse feels
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>>30534182
But the terror and suffering is what makes it great. It's all the best parts of 28 Days Later and Invasion of the Bodysnatchers.
And it makes you think. Is this the end of the world or the beginning of a new one? What makes you, you? Is annihilation through assimilation still annihilation? Or how long do you think you'd last in this world?
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>>30520138
Blonde looks so much better than black.
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>>30535371
It was an attempt at turning human again. It backfired instead making Anon become blonde. Somewhat ironically, the typical question mark cutie mark anonpone normally has only came in at this moment. That is because anon was also afflicted with incurable retrograde amnesia. Their talent has seemingly become impossible levels of cluelessness. Balancing on two hooves is one of their many ways to attempt and focus on something, yet it doesn't work very often. At least Forget Me Not is happy, although she's not sure why everyone keeps calling her anon.
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>>30535371
I much prefer it.

>>30535793
Does she become a stereotypical dumb blonde?
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>>30535325
I'm not denying it's done well.
It's not the end of the world, it's only the end of every individual person. The ponies that replace them will do fine. Provided they don't try and get too friendly with nukes or something silly like that.
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>>30533966
https://pastebin.com/RsWLj3kP
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>>30536805
The butterfly cutie mark symbolizes how you emerged from your cocoon transformed from dull human into pretty pony.
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>>30515699
I find Dan's indoor pool completely implausible but will chalk it up to magic sea pony powers. Maybe Mac can help her with the eggs.
I'm hoping for Anon to become more compatible with April. Can't wait to see Sarah's condition and what happens next.
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>>30536265
She the more like Winnie the Pooh dumb. She tries focusing, winds up failing, it backfires completely but she's still smiling at the end of the day.
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>>30537182
Somebody please write clueless blond anon
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>>30518230
Great stuff. The frustration of learning magic was very good. I was getting a Douglas Adams vibe even before the reference.
This religious order doesn't have to take a vow of celibacy, do they?
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CUDDLY DOOM
Chapter 4 (completed as of >>30514668) can be found here: https://pastebin.com/wEvA1SvL
Chapter 5 (starting today) can be found here: https://pastebin.com/EadPk3qW
The story’s full chapter directory can be found here: derpy.me/cuddlydoom

>Fifteen minutes
>I figured we’d been waiting about fifteen minutes when I glanced at the steadily moving hand of the small analog clock, its emotionless face keeping time from a lofty spot above the front counter
>My ears twitched, unable to pick up the characteristic tick of its mechanism over the sound of Typhoon Twist’s fearful breaths, her barrel rising and falling with increasingly apparent trepidation
>“He said he’d be coming back… I-I-I thought he’d be back by now…”
>I readjusted the pressure of my hooves on her side, trying to press firmly on a phantom bump that my hard, insensitive hooves were having terrible trouble feeling
“You’re going to be okay – Cobalt and I won’t let anything happen to you, okay?”
>“Daisy, d-does… cardiac arrest… hurt a lot for… for ponies?”
“I don’t know, Typhoon… but I’m not prepared to find out, either. We’re going to get you through this”
>“O-Okay… Daisy, I don’t want to… to…”
“Don’t worry about it, he’ll be back in just a moment”
>She spoke softly, as though her clinical fate were a predator lurking in the dead of night, listening for its prey before it could pounce
>“How… how much longer… do I-I-I have… until…”
>My eyes flicked back to the clock, wrought with fear of the unknown in spite of the fact that I knew exactly what time it was
“It’s… been a bit more than fifteen minutes… there’s… there’s still time”
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>>30537623
>I could only lament how desperately I wanted to lie to her, to say that there was more time remaining in the young mare’s life, at the very least to reinvigorate her fading visage of hope…
>Oh, to maintain the lingering fire in her eyes that had burned so brightly after she saved Cobalt from being shot, not even half a day ago in the precariously preemptive assault on the police line…
>But in her final minutes, the last thing she needed from me was dishonesty, even if the reality of the situation was going to be a painful one emotionally… and very soon, physically…
>Typhoon couldn’t make eye contact with me from where she lay, her body eased against the ground with ears flattened to her fearfully trembling head, but she gave a gentle, slow nod
>Her action did visibly little to reassure herself, making little change to the sight except for wiping the small puddle of tears that had formed on the tile in front of her
>Cobalt had repositioned himself to laying in front of her with his head hung low, staring into her eyes while his own outpouring of tears contributed to wetting the floor
>He too quickly glanced at the clock high above the front counter, flinching when he did so, as if he had been branded with a hot iron
>“Typhoon Twist… please don’t go… I… Y-You were the picture of health for all the years I knew you on the force… This wasn’t supposed to happen to you – it should’ve been me!”
>“Cobalt… I don’t… I don’t know what’s going to happen, but please don’t say things like that… Your son needs you… Ever since your wife passed away he’s always-”
>“Stop! I couldn’t do anything to save her, either! I’m not going to let that happen to you! Please… he never even knew his mother, I at least want him to know you…”
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>>30537626
>“Cobalt, it’s okay…”
>“I wanted him to know you as more than someone from work… You never needed to attend his football games, but you did… you sometimes did even when I forgot to tell you the start times…”
>“I just looked them up on the website…”
>“Typhoon, you cared when I thought no one else did… you can’t leave… you c-can’t… d-d-die…”
>“I’ve lived a good life… A happy one… and I have you guys to thank because you were, in some ways, the family I never had growing up…”
>A soft sob escaped her mouth with ears twitching in uncontrollable agitation, her mind sparking, almost audibly, with worried thoughts clashing on the boundary of both past and future
>Cobalt turned to me, eyes flooded even though they were wide with dread, and shimmering from what little light was breaking through the rainy clouds
>“Daisy, they taught us CPR at the police academy… is it the same with pony hearts as it might be with humans?”
>Suddenly on the spot, I furrowed my brow and my eyes flicked across Typhoon’s barrel, her hurried rhythm of heartbeats clearly visible against the backdrop of deep, labored breathing
“I… I don’t know…”
>“Oh, ponyfeathers…”
“I’m sorry… I never knew CPR… I’m so sorry, Cobalt…”
>“I’ll… It’ll have to do…”
“Take my place and keep pressure right here; it might make a few minutes’ difference… Hey, anypony found any cupric paraffin, yet?!”
>My harried question was answered with a cacophony of pill bottles rattling to the floor, swiping sounds against shelves, clicks of frenzied hooves on tile… and a distinct lack of voices
>Through the commercial labyrinth of aisles, the only pony I could see was a young Pegasus filly with a red bow in her mane, panic written in her face as she scanned the nearest shelves
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>>30537628
>Oh, hayseed, I already knew the answer to the question… they wouldn’t delay for a single second once they found it… if they found it…
>With Cobalt’s quaking hooves taking my place at his marefriend’s side, it freed me up to gallop through the aisles in search of something, anything, anything at all!
>Okay, cardiac arrest… that meant a defibrillator could come in handy, right? I think that’s the right situation for which they get used...
>Oh, mercy, there isn’t one in here! I don’t even know where to find one, and even then I wouldn’t know how to use it, and we’re running out of time!
“Does anyone know where there’s a defibrillator, or know how to use one?!”
>The low din of responses were depressingly void of affirmation, save for a soft-spoken unicorn who said the last she saw one was almost all the way on the other side of town
>Looking back at the clock, it had been twenty minutes since that human had delivered his bad news and departed, meaning Typhoon Twist’s heart could stop beating at any moment…
>How far up the road was this house he said he’d need to visit to get his medicine? Sweet heavens, I should have sent a pony to escort him – something terrible must have happened!
>Not only had my failure to act fast enough potentially doomed Typhoon, it might have hurt HIM – someone who could have been a wonderful friend and valuable medical guidance later on!
>And, well, if he got delayed by somepony in the herd acting on good intentions to try befriending him, I swear, I’m going to give that pony a piece of my mind!
>Right after… right after I’d worked through my own remorse… I… I should have been more careful… Their blood was on my hooves, mine alone…
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>>30537630
>One step at a time – I need to find the cupric paraffin first, then I could worry about what had happened to our medical friend, whether he was equine or not
>As I galloped through a weaving slalom of searching ponies, my hooves briefly slipped against the tiles, the floor doused in a thin layer of spilled solvents amid all the other fallen products
>There must’ve been a… a coincidentally unchecked aisle somewhere… maybe a hidden door, or a safe, or something, anything! Typhoon Twist couldn’t just die like this; no, it was wrong!
>But the herd had already been so thorough in their inspection of that shelf… and this one… and that one too…
>Drifting around the edge of an aisle, I bumped into a mare with her muzzle buried in a nondescript box of bottled products, briefly upsetting her balance as my hooves struggled for traction
>Sorry, I’m so sorry! There’ll be time for a proper apology later, oh please, just tell me where this search will come to an end!
>Turning into the aisle at the end of the store and sliding to a halt, my winding journey through the disheveled retail canyons, reminiscent of earthquake aftermath, had yielded… nothing…
>A dull thud echoed between the shelves as I dejectedly took a seated position, or more accurately collapsed into one, suddenly tuning out the chaos of ponies around me
>They continued their dutiful search, with unicorns levitating bottles from shelves and Pegasi fluttering atop freezer units to check unshelved stock, all to no avail
>Nothing…
>An uncharacteristically placid calm had come to the dim store, filling the air with little more than the steady trickle of rain outside, and the gentle sobs of two ponies around the corner
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>>30537632
>Time had not waited for the human to return, and when I glanced at the portent of Typhoon’s fate over the front counter, its minute hand ticked to the twenty-seven minute mark
>I rose to my hooves, the hard keratin clicking sharply yet softly as I waded around the spilled merchandise, poking my head into the aisle where Cobalt and Typhoon clutched each other
>The Pegasus stallion’s hooves were no longer pressed into her side, but instead he laid on the ground next to her with hooves wrapped in a lovingly tight embrace, the mare returning his hug
>Each shivered with a frightened rhythm of despair, their shuddering breaths almost synced to each other, as one might find among intimate lovers who fancied themselves one of soul
>Suddenly struck by regret, I lamented the fact that I hadn’t allowed them to hug each other for twenty minutes prior – at least now, she would be dying in her darling’s embrace…
>I tried not to beat myself up over it, still steadily watching unseen from around the aisle’s corner as I repeatedly reminded myself of the reality… I hadn’t thought this would be the end…
>I had thought I was doing the right thing, that I was buying time for the human to return… that he would return at all…
>Typhoon clasped one of her forelegs around Cobalt, using her free forehoof to toy with his mane, brushing a lonely blue strand to one side… back… to the other side… back…
>“Thank goodness that, when I need it, you’ll be the handsome stallion giving me CPR…”
>“It’ll be okay Typhoon! The human will be back at any moment with the medicine y-”
>“Sshhh… it’s okay…”
>Before Cobalt could finish his thought, his partner’s interruption cut him off and a hoof on the back of his head pushed him into a kiss
>The pair of Pegasi locked lips for what might be their last intimate opportunity to do so, while Cobalt’s wings fluttered with adoring ecstasy
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>>30537634
>Oh Cobalt, for as much as your stunning marefriend takes your breath away, I sure hope you can return the favor by breathing life back into her when the time comes…
>Twenty-eight minutes… If the time was correct, Typhoon was indeed quite lucky to have made it this far, but as a tear rolled down her cheek, she clearly knew this bliss would be short-lived
>As I braced myself for the inevitable and prepared to provide any assistance I could to Cobalt, I was scarcely aware of my own trembling, and even less so of the hoof poking my back
>Momentarily, I swiveled my head and ears away to find Storm Cloud standing to my side, head hung low and out of breath, each exhale resonating with a labored gust of air
>“Daisy… we have a problem… a very very serious problem!”
“StormCloudohgoshpleasepleaseplease… pleasepleasetellme… tell me you saw the human and he sent you ahead with it!”
>As she raised her head, her expression was wrought with a shade of fatigue, but above all, confusion showed through, causing my fleeting vestige of a smile to drape into a horrified frown
“No… But… Typhoon Twist…”
>“I definitely saw him when he tried to come into the same house as me. I was looking for – and found – Sky Meadows there, but he left in a hurry”
>Well, thank goodness, at least that’s one pony that’s safe from his medical practice that otherwise leaves some things to be desired…
“Wait, so he got it?! Where was- did he get lost on the way back to the store or something?! Tell me, Storm Cloud!”
>“Daisy, what’s gotten into you? Is something wrong?”
“Just answer me!”
>I glanced up at the clock, the time now reading an irrefutable thirty minutes, plus a few seconds, just beyond when the window for cardiac arrest was supposed to draw to a close
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>>30537634
>Frantically glancing at the Pegasi in the aisle, they were both very much still alive, and having broken off their kiss they were once again engaged in a hug on the floor, ignorant of time
>Typhoon Twist was always a fighter, even before we were friends with her, and whether that was contributing to her tenacity in the face of death… I couldn’t say for sure
>Storm Cloud trotted up to my side and brushed my mane, doing her best to calm my clearly frayed nerves
>“Daisy, if you’re so worked up already, it might be better not to tell you…”
“Please, Storm, I’m begging you, where is he with the medicine? I don’t know what’s going on… I need to know; it’s life or death…”
>“Medicine? Wait, whose… whose medicine?”
“The medicine that human needed to get for Typhoon Twist, because she’s going into feather-fluttering cardiac arrest if we don’t help her!”
>Storm Cloud’s ears pressed against her head, which sunk low as she as she almost imperceptibly tried to take a step backwards
>“I… I don’t… I didn’t know about that… I didn’t think he was… he was…”
“That he was WHAT, Storm Cloud?!”
>“That he was serious about needing to get the medicine! He talked about going to get it, and then when he went upstairs, he was just raising an alarm! I think I scared him off after that…”
>Oh, son of a…
>No no no, Storm Cloud, you featherbrain! You worthless, foolish pony, why did you do that?! I told you we needed to work with him, and you turn around and get Typhoon killed for it!
>I tried to veil my raging emotions, but as Storm Cloud’s eyes widened and her ears pointed back, I was clearly doing a poor job
>“Daisy, don’t give me that look! He wrestled me to the ground with a knife and was yelling a bunch of angry things at me! All I wanted to do was save Sky Meadows!”
>Yeah, maybe at Typhoon’s expense…
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>>30537643
“I’m frankly surprised you didn’t find and take a single opportunity to make friends with him… and to think, I feared you would’ve when I specifically told you we NEED him as a human!”
>“And I just might have if I’d had any opportunities whatsoever!”
>I sighed angrily and threw my head skyward, briefly scowling to the heavens before returning my gaze to the purple Pegasus
“Storm Cloud, please tell me he at least mentioned where he kept his medicine – cupric paraffin, we need it now! You can still go back to the house to get it, right?”
>“Uh, he didn’t tell me about… Daisy, what was the name of it again?”
“Cupric paraffin! He said it’s in a purple bottle with a white lid”
>Storm Cloud let out a faint chuckle, which very nearly caused my blood to boil over
>“Cupric… paraffin? Daisy, that’s insane…”
“Stop arguing! Please! I don’t know when her heart’s going to stop – please just go get it… please…”
>“Daisy, I can’t! I’m not a doctor but I took a couple semesters of chemistry right before becoming your friend! Copper bonded to a hydrocarbon as such is… absurd! It has no medical use!”
>My hoof clicked sharply against the floor as I took a step toward Storm Cloud, suppressing a lingering urge to express my frustration with a lunge
“Yes it does! He said we need to give two pills of it to Typhoon, or else her heart was going to stop – I listened to his every word very, very closely and I know exactly what I heard!”
>“Cupric. Paraffin.”
>Good heavens, was this pony just not listening to me?
“Yes, that’s exactly what I said”
>“Okay Daisy, let me humor you for a bit – what was her prognosis; when was this to occur? Because I can try to track some down, but when that time rolls around, you’ll realize I’m right”
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>>30537647
“It… it’s very soon… she could probably go into cardiac arrest at any moment…”
>I averted my eyes toward the floor, in part because I didn’t want Storm Cloud to interpret my traitorous gaze, but also because my unexpectedly inadvertent tears were returning
>“I feel as though you’re not telling me everything you could be… Specifics, Daisy?”
“He… He said it’d be between twenty and thirty minutes after he left…”
>I slowly raised my head, rolling my eyes objectionably toward the clock at the front of the store
“It’s been thirty-four minutes…”
>“So in other words, she should be dead, but is very much alive after… how much time again?”
“Thirty-four minutes… plus about twenty seconds, if you want to… want to be… precise…”
>“And Typhoon Twist’s condition suddenly appeared, what, while he was treating her, and with a short but conveniently long enough window for him to escape without raising alarm?”
“Hey, I was just trying to save Typhoon Twist! Wait… What, you think he poisoned her so that she’d go into cardiac arrest?! Oh horseapples, he’d need to have some nerve…”
>Storm Cloud bowed her head, gently shaking it even as I flinched away from the friendly hug she was attempting to offer
“S-Storm Cloud, answer me! S-S-She could still be in grave danger!”
>“Daisy… Typhoon was never in any danger… He set it up as a ruse, and maybe a smart one, but just a ruse – She’s going to be just fine…”
“I… I…”
>I nestled my head into my friend’s neck, a combination of submission to her hug, acceptance that she had a point, and a posture befitting gentle sobbing that allowed her to pat my back
>Whether they were tears of joy for the well-being of everypony in the herd, tears of anguish over the past half-hour, or tears of horror about the human still out there… I couldn’t say which
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>>30537649
>A ruse? As in, Typhoon was going to be perfectly fine? Why was… what… how did he…
>With myself incapacitated by a deluge of emotions, Storm Cloud took over my role as newsbearer to the ponies in the store, some of whom were still diligently ravaging boxes for phony pills
>“Everypony, there’s no need to worry! Typhoon’s going to be just fine!”
>Save for the steady fall of a few final pill bottles, the room fell quiet, each pony taking a moment to process the information before contributing to a collective sigh of relief
>The most pronounced, an utterance that couldn’t accurately supplant itself between a cheer and a foalish squeal of joy, came from Cobalt, his eyes, cheeks and ears tinged red
>“Oh, my sweet darling, I’ll never leave your side! I was so worried for you!”
>“I was worried about you too, Cobalt… I… l-love you...”
>Storm Cloud and I suppressed a pair of slight smiles as the Pegasi renewed the vigor of their embrace, leaning close for a definitive kiss in the relatively lacking intimacy of the dim aisle
>Even amid the joyous atmosphere marked by a dull murmur of conversation and the gradually intensifying downpour of rain outside, I found my eyes were still as misty as ever
>Sensing my unrest, Storm Cloud clutched me rigidly in her hug
>“Daisy, you don’t have to beat yourself up over being bested by a human this one time… we almost lost Clementine Breeze’s friend in the woods, but even he was befriended soon enough…”
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>>30537655
>It wasn’t that… that wasn’t what was bothering me, and oh, how I wished Storm Cloud could understand…
>So long as we needed him to remain human – to be the medical professional we needed, to perform Jenkins-North injections, to care for the herd’s lifeblood – I wanted him to trust us
>Now, at a time when befriending the town had left hundreds of ponies in distress – even if not all injuries were necessarily life-threatening, though many were – we’d lost him
>We could’ve given him practically anything he wanted, from the nicest home in town, to an endless stockpile of human goods that had been rendered defunct by our hooves
>At the end of the day, what were we going to do with a few hundred pounds of bacon that were slowly thawing out in a downtown burger joint’s meat locker?
>From chefs to carpenters, our herd was represented by a plethora of ponies with skills they could’ve applied to ensure he was treated like a king
>And all he needed to do was save lives… to do EXACTLY what his T-shirt implied he’d done for years prior…
>Even if I might not be able to bring myself to trust him, I didn’t really need to, so long as I kept my hooves off him, and kept everypony else doing the same for the sake of ponies’ health
>We could’ve given him had all this town had to offer… and instead he threw it away out of fear that ponies were going to share a different ‘gift’ that he didn’t yet realize he truly desired
>And to say no in such a despicable, heart-wrenching manner…
>It’s bad enough that our current unicorn medics aren’t equipped to do Jenkins-North injections, or any of the procedures he mentioned as ones that, for all I knew, would save lives
>We needed him… But I guess, in the end… well, I guess I was right not to trust him…
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>>30537658
“Storm Cloud, you said you saw him leaving?”
>“Yes, although it was some time ago…”
>Turning my attention to the clock, it was… fifty minutes past? Had I been thoughtfully staring into Storm Cloud’s shoulder for that long, like some kind of schoolfilly?
>Goodness Daisy, get a grip, time is still of the essence here…
“Well, all the same, in what direction did he leave?”
>“I… I didn’t see… It could have been anywhere, but he probably wouldn’t pass anywhere near Carmine Corners again if he were avoiding you”
“Storm Cloud, if he wasn’t planning on following through with his ruse and coming back with… I guess a few sugar pills, he wouldn’t have had ANY reason to go to that house in the first place”
>“I suppose that makes sense, he could’ve just run, but what if he had ANOTHER reason to go there, and maybe never planned to come back at all… Or, at least, changed his mind at some point…”
“But why would he interfere with you going to get Sky Meadows? She was obviously at that house; why not just lie about the address?”
>“Because it was about someone at the house that meant so much more to him than Sky Meadows, or any bottle of fake pills ever could… Not that his warning did any good…”
>Wait, warning for… who? The only souls he’d be trying to ‘warn’ about ponies would…
“Storm Cloud, do you mean… ‘somepony,’ or… No… You’re kidding, right?”
>My realization caused my mouth to hang ajar in shock, the massive implications becoming clear as a smirk spread across Storm Cloud’s face
>“HIS closest friend, once known as a man by the name Alexander, is now OUR friend, the mare Snowfall. I think it’d be downright greedy to ask for anything more…”
“Blooming apples, anything short of Snowfall delivering him right into our hooves!”
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>>30537661
>Good heavens, Storm Cloud had done everything to perfection! The human with the medical inclination we so sorely needed hadn’t been befriended, but a close friend of his had been?!
>Once we’ve explained our situation, in the name of helping her new herd, she’d be more than happy to inform us of the current status of... certain members of her former species!
>“I came back immediately upon finding her and Sky Meadows, but solely based on a conversation I heard through a door, they were very close friends; I have to believe they shared plans”
“Storm Cloud, I’m not sure I can overstate how eager I am to meet this pony… what’s she like? Is she bubbly – likes talking a lot?”
>“I’m not sure – I left Sky Meadows to finish up befriending her, although she was the cutest little thing when she cupped her hand over her mouth… her voice climbed, like, two octaves”
“In that case, fly back to the house and invite her to meet the rest of the herd here! Admittedly, it’s a… bit of a mess, but we can scrounge some salads here to make her feel welcome!”
>“Nothing like a good meal to make somepony feel welcome – I’m on it!”
>Giddy about her chance to introduce the new friend, Storm Cloud skipped over the scattered cereal boxes lining the floor until she’d come within a single leap of the storefront window
>Launching through it with a sudden gust of air, her wings snapped outwards, and she soared into the sky before gradually fading into a spot of lurid color on the grey canvas of rain clouds
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>>30537664
>I had a brief opportunity to revel in the quest the next hours would pose, but my train of thought was promptly interrupted by Typhoon Twist
>Having finally broken from her embrace with her stallionfriend at some point prior, she remained silhouetted in the shadows of the aisle, surrounded by a pair of now-completely-eaten salads
>Her ears flicked with excitement, as though she were dubiously testing their operation, but simultaneously enthusiastic about any proposed opportunity to put them to use
>“Daisy, I’m not going to stand idly by while the man who did this to us… to our herd… to me… while he roams free through this town, possibly planning to strike at our hearts again”
“Typhoon, are you sure about that? We really ought to get you to a safe location so you can rest…”
>With an abrupt, unwavering fire in her eyes, she rose to her hooves, putting the splint on her hind leg through its paces for the first time, the Velcro straps shuddering in protest
>Admittedly, the aluminum core could move with her broad, sweeping leg motions, but the harried procedure of affixing it to her leg hadn’t included all the steps to allow for natural flexibility
>Even as Typhoon winced and did her best to suppress a yelp, I knew it would have been fruitless to deny her, considering she wouldn’t have taken no for an answer
>“I’m not going to be shut away in some dark corner of town while the rest of the herd is off on some derring-do… I need to see the man who did this… I need to… for Cobalt, for us…”
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>>30537667
>My gaze shifted to the Pegasus stallion, and likewise he had risen to his hooves, sporting an expression of determination and posture as unmovingly rock-solid as the floor on which he stood
“Typhoon… I can’t guarantee you’ll be the one to befriend him if it comes down to it, again, if and only if it comes down to it, but I can see the benefit of doing so…”
>“I understand it’s not a guarantee… but let me at least TRY to show him that our herd is more than willing to forgive people who have made mistakes…”
>Her eyes sunk to the floor as she displayed a melancholy half-smile, as though laughing at a joke with an unnervingly dark premise
“Well… I’m guessing Cobalt clued you in a bit on what you did right before you became a pony? At the end of the day, you of all ponies would know a thing or two about forgiveness…”
>“I’m not proud of those things, but joining the herd let me put them behind me. Terrible as it was – what this guy did to me – I want to help him too… to be his friend…”
>My only recourse was to nod my affirmation, doing so slowly and with a bit of hesitation, but still, I sensed the undeniable divination that had led Typhoon to her request
“In that case, Storm Cloud, Sky Meadows, and Snowfall will all be back in a few minutes. Be sure everypony feels welcome among us, as the latter two have been missing us for… some time…”
>“But you’re the one among us who’s been a pony the longest… why aren’t you… wouldn’t it make sense for you to be the welcoming party?”
“All I’d be able to add is convincing Snowfall to help us… and after Storm Cloud’s testament and the presentation of some of the ‘medical work’ this guy’s done, that really won’t be a concern”
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>>30537671
>“Well, everypony just wants to help us, after all. So, then, where will you be?”
>My gaze flicked to a looming grey building outside, its blocky, uninspired profile just a block or two away and certainly close enough that I could visit in a jiffy… the local hospital…
“If you’re going to join us while we track this guy down, I’m going to take a detour to look for some more effective painkillers at the hospital. They might have morphine or something…”
>“But the EMT treating me gave us a full bottle of aspirin…”
>Nudging the bottle at Cobalt’s hooves, a faint rattling echoed through the aisle
“Yes, but so long as we don’t know where he is – so long as we can’t use the threat of ponification or promise of reward to motivate his honesty – I would hesitate to trust those…”
I wanted nothing less than the best for her, as she deserved to face the man who had put her through so much, but didn’t deserve to flinch in pain every step of the journey…
>“If you insist, Daisy… In that case, we’ll be right here when you get back”
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>>30537673
>I let out a short chuckle to nopony in particular, its tone laced with worry as much as it was humor, considering Typhoon’s statement should have been a foregone conclusion
>I can only hope you’ll all be here when I get back… Even though the prospect of better equipping us to search was too tempting, I still wasn’t comfortable leaving the herd for a moment…
>The last time I’d left them to take care of business, opening the door at the ordeal’s end revealed a menagerie of firearms pointed at us, our trembling hooves cornered in a liquor store
>Teleportation could have gotten me out of the situation, but I couldn’t shake the shake the thought that my zeal could’ve gotten them all killed… just to befriend Typhoon Twist…
>A few errant moves and a bit less luck could have been the end of everypony…
>If we were going to go toe-to-hoof with a human, again, one final time, especially one who knew EXACTLY what we were trying to do to him, the margin for error was going to be even thinner
>An ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure, and I didn’t want to be on the wrong side of the exchange if a few milliliters of morphine was worth a gallon of spilled blood
>Eyeing the hospital on the horizon, I cantered to door at the front of the store and wrapped its handle in a brilliant magical aura, tugging it open with ease
>The faint ringing of a bell overhead heralded my departure as I broke into a gallop, while the sky began to douse my mane with gentle raindrops

I’ll be travelling this week, meaning the update schedule is facing a slight hiccup; Cuddly Doom will resume with its standard schedule on the evening of Monday July 24th.
I hope you all have a wonderful week!
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>>30537678
Huzzah. Have fun in your travels.
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>>30537658
>I wanted him to trust us
wew, she had a funny way of showing it what with all those threats she and others made.
Can't really blame the guy, since his first instinct was to try and get along with the ponies peacefully as could be seen with Sky.
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>>30537920
>Scares the fuck out of James
>Realizes she ""can't"" do the same medical procedures as James and suddenly wants to show kindness
>Maybe he'll trust us even though we can never never never trust him
>Wait, why didn't it work?
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>>30537967
>>30537920
Daisy is not a smart pony, she thought vodka was water, remember?

Still hope sky meadows is the one to find him.
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>>30537967
To her credit, the "shoot first ask questions later" mentality the ponies employ is mainly the reason the herd has gotten as strong as it has. Diplomacy isn't exactly Daisy's strong suit.
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>>30522956
>>30522956
Well, they're all fucked.
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>>30537678
This chapter confused the heck out of me
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>>30538480
Or rather update*
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>>30537920
Daisy's retarded, but look at it this way.
A human could do anything.
A pony will 100% be friendly.

>“Well, I don’t actually remember much; it’s different for everypony based on how much of their past selves they’re trying to escape”
>“Truth be told, I was probably some sort of career criminal or something - there were entire YEARS where I can only remember a few blissful days”

That shit's probably colouring her attitude something fierce.
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>>30538480
>>30538500
What is confusing about it?
It's Daisy freaking out about Typhoon because James had told her she would die if he didn't get back in time to "save" her.
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>>30536930
>https://pastebin.com/RsWLj3kP
Added to the google doc.
http://derpy.me/PonyTF
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When pony transformation is invented the first thing it will be used for is porn.
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>>30539110
GR15 would have to be abolished. Best possible outcome.
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>>30523103
Wow, that was really harsh.
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>>30539110
Probably torture or terrorism actually, followed by porn, followed by medicinal purposes.
You need to remember we're a subset of a small group of faggots within a slighter bigger group of faggots.
Wanting to become the little pony is really fucking weird compared to the rest of the population, even the ones that would be willing to fuck said pony.

Imagining the reactions of a dirty bomb style attack with Pon-E is interesting, everypony freaking the fuck out except for one that's just excitedly clopping their hooves together, or by sheer stroke of luck two or more that just start cuddling out of sheer happiness.
And then i start thinking of possible countermeasures, would doctors successfully develop a cure or innoculation against it?
Fuck, now i'm remembering that one x-men movie where they 'cure' the mutants by force, and imagining that with a shit load of minature horses and now i'm depressed.
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>>30539802
If not, it'll certainly become the most widespread.
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>>30538643
Toward the end is what confused me. Who's looking for him? Is Daisy going to meet back with squad and go man hunting after she finds the meds?
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>>30540524
We don't know what the ponies are going to do. That part hasn't been posted yet. But the ending seems to imply that Daisy doesn't trust James' painkillers (because she's racist) and is opting to find some morphine for Typhoon instead.
I don't think they really have to go looking for James since unless he can stockpile enough food to last him a long time he's just going to get caught scavenging anyways. Like he did literally the first time he went looking for food.
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>>30540807
>Morphine
Isnt that a really dangerous thing to give to horses?
I dont want a poner to die.
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>>30540868
The horses are going to give him some morphing. Far more dangerous.
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>>30540807
or maybe even a murderous rampage because he's heartbroken over the loss of his friend
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>>30541243
Ponies aren't like that
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When will I be able to go on holiday to Equestria and be the little pony?
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>>30543086
Virtually? LoE comes out of closed beta sometime next month
Physically? Hopefully soon, anon
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>>30543140
Is there an 'emigrate to Equestria' feature implemented yet?
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>>30543512
I'm fairly certain that they're working on brain-mapping bio-ware to do that, shit's tight
Keep your chin up
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>>30543512
>Behold: Equestria's busiest port for immigration
>Manehatten's own Relish Island
>Towered over by a copper-iron monolith of a mare
>Manifest destiny to newcomers, evidence of friendship, justice and freedom protected by the Royal Diarchy
>Transcribed on a plaque at her base:
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
(Emma Lazarus, 1883)
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>Anon finds himself disappointed after ending up in Equestria.
>Hours spent playing Equestria Simulator 2018: Slutty mare VR edition have given him unrealistic expectations that the reality can't match.
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>>30523774
Very nice little story. I wouldn't trust the little shit.
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>>30529242
>Eris redesigns her home to be more draconequus-friendly.
>Men from the council show up to complain about her lack of planning permission.
>They get turned into silly little ponies.
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>>30530747
Glad to see a new writer doing well. I wonder what the special ingredient in the noodles was. Keep going.
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>>30541892
I'm talking about James. Humans are perfectly capable.
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>>30537990
Daisy's probably not stupid. She probably had a shit life and as a result has forgotten almost everything. She is an arsehole though.
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>>30545001
That's my bad. I was half asleep when I posted.
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>Anon's having a hard time adjusting to life in Equestria
>The ponies try their best to make him feel welcome, but they still treat him different
>Over a year after settling down in Ponyville, he still feels like an outsider
>Discord offers him a chance to feel accepted by giving him a ring that will turn him into a pony
>Put it on to blend into the crowd, take it off to stand out again
>Anon decides that just giving it a try can't hurt, and slips it on
>He immediately turns into a cute little mare
>The incorrect gender isn't too big of a deal, since this is just temporary anyway
>The best part is that the transformation seems to alter the memories of everyone he's ever met, making them believe that he's always been a pony
>Great! He won't have to introduce himself again!
>He has a wonderful time hanging out with his friends in ways that he simply couldn't before, when they were all secretly afraid of being eaten or stepped on or whatever
>But he's had his fun for now, and decides to take the ring off
>Slight problem: he doesn't have fingers anymore
>Meaning that the appendage that the ring was wrapped around is no longer accessible
>After frantically searching all over his little pony body for wherever it could have possibly moved to, he realizes that he's been tricked by Discord
>Big fucking shocker
>Now he has to either somehow convince Discord to change him back, or somehow convince the mane six that he's an alien trapped in a mare's body and have them make Discord change him back
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>>30545928
Sounds kind of like Lexi in a way, but better and probably not a story that'd be abandoned by its writefag after some other anon initially tried to hijack it.
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>>30545928
I want to be a mare and bake cookies for all my friends to be honest. Would be chill as fuck working in a bakery in horseland.

Also sorry if this is a dumb question, I just haven't been here in a while and got curious. Is Woofr still posting in these threads? I heard a silly rumor over discord that he killed himself.
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>>30545928
I like it. It's sweet to start with and then has that "haha, now you're fucked".
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>>30546062
>Is Woofr still posting in these threads?
Last time he showed himself here was a month ago. http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30241038/#30316119
So I presume he's okay and still eagerly await his next update, however long it may take.
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>>30546117
Ah k, thank you.
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>>30546010
You can't just let Lexi get away with her nefarious scheme to trap Anon in her body!
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>>30546518
The only nefarious scheme here was some strange force stealing the flow of the story from me and replacing it with writer's block. I think Eris has served as a good replacement as my main green, but I suppose some people may think otherwise.
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>>30545928
>Give discord the middle finger by accepting your new life.
>Wait for him to give -you- the middle finger by doing something else.
>Remove ring.
It's like you guys have never dealt with entities of chaos before.
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>>30546629
I just want more of that Celestia story
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>>30546629
Here's a friendly reminder that you're long overdue on pastebinning some stories.

>>30546934
It never even got to the TF sadly.
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>>30546674
But you have no fingers.
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>>30546010

If I may inquire, since Discord is a spirit [of chaos] in the MLP-world, would he technically be limited to being a spirit in the real world?
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>>30547438
My story doesn't follow the canon of the show perfectly (for both convenience and for plot reasons), so the rules of everything are tweaked slightly. Discord is the chaos deity of Equestria. Once he was initially sealed away, many thought that would be the end of him. However his influence managed to seep out enough to subtly retain some sort of power. Over a long amount of time he tried to plant the seeds of his world into some other world. It didnt work the first few tries, but he very recently got it- albeit the children's show aspect wasnt exactly what he planned. Regardless he was able to hop over to Earth because he exists there, even if it's just as a character. He can exist as long as he is chaotic and is known by someone or recorded somewhere. He's just as powerful on earth as in equestria- and could have easily become the chaos God of earth if he wanted.

Does that help answer the question?
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>>30547856

I see. I ask this because both Eris TFs so far, to put it bluntly, blueball the audience; the former being cut off quickly and the latter being enacted on someone else (along with skipping the TG bit), appearing to build up to something "full-fledged."
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>>30530251
I've been leaving a few corrections on your Google doc.
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Transformation into the stripper pony.
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>>30548081
I can honestly say that of the reveals I have planned, something involving the body itself isn't really I had in mind.i glossed over the initial transformation to show that Discord can be charitable to Eris (alleviating the pain of the changes), and to allow Eris to be more confused in the moment after waking up. The skipping of the gender changes with Sential's transformation was mostly just a pacing thing, coupled with me not really taking the moment to write about his dick going away (that would have been the extent really of noticeable physical changes).

If anybody has any more questions, about anything from the dropped apocalypse green to Eris to anything in between, ask away. Answering questions is fun and let's me get a better idea of what's going through readers' heads.
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>>30548647
Are there going to be more short stories? That'd be rad.
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>>30548739
Most likely. Those mostly spawn from me having no other ideas to I want to write at the moment and wanting to test stuff out, if its a prompt from the thread or something I came up with, odds are I'll keep tossing out shorts. I really need to get around to pastebinning those.
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>>30548647
Since you're asking questions, by " before destroying his very existence!" (Line 897), does that basically mean Eris!Anon left the captain a soulless husk? If so, is that going to be deconstructed upon or left alone (since this is basically a fetish story)?
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>>30549892
The guard will indeed see a further role in the story. What that role is, you'll just have to wait and see!

As for the fetish bit, I do understand transformation is a fetish for a lot of people here. If Eris arouses anybody in any way, that's cool, good on you. However I'm not directly going out of my way to make this a fetish story. At the end of the day, the story exists to tell a story. There are scenes with sexual themes, but that's less me trying to be fetishy and the like and more me using that to help tell the story. So, I don't go into anything with appealing to fetishes in mind. That said, you do you, just don't get upset a scene doesn't tick all your boxes.
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>>30548861
Nice
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TF-sential's costume-based anthro Twilight TF: http://i.imgur.com/rL3resY.png
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>>30549968
It's not a fetishy story at all for me. Except of course for the post-tf female masturbation, which is always nice.
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>>30549775
It pays to be prepared for your transformation, so that you don't have it sneak up on you in an inconvenient time or place.
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>>30543726
But is it going to kill the real me?
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>>30543768
What a sight that would be to behold before start your new life in Equestria as the little mare.
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>>30537634
James should be ashamed of having deceived the poor ponies in such a cruel way.

>>30537661
Aw, Snowfall got to be the cute mare she was destined to be.
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>>30551765
Depends on what you mean by the real you
It's not in the brain what makes you, it's in the heart
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>>30541243
You call it losing a friend. I call it an opportunity for lesbian mare romance.
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>>30552158
Careful then. You're going to cause heart attacks with that image.
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>>30549968
I understand (and apologize for undermining the story).

The reason I said that was due to fetish stories usually not dwelling on the fates of side-characters, more focusing on being in the moment.

Which is understandable, knowing how dark things get down that route.

And I'm not upset about the Eris TF having things not 100% portray the transformation in both sight and feeling, I mainly asked that due to how explicit the fact [that these transformations skip some of what's usually sought after in a transformation-focused story] is in this story.
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>>30546062
So you want the Pinkie Pie life. That'd be cozy.
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>>30551135
>vag goo disappears in last frame
Darn.

saved anyway
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What Anon turned into a demon/succubus pony?
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>>30553297
Anya?
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>>30537231
How many blonde anonponies does it take to write a pony tf story?
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Post more ideas and discussion, guys.
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>>30554847
some guy turns into little pony and can only turn back if he gets a kiss a la frog prince, but everyone likes him better as a pony and he gets frustrated.
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>>30555112
>Anon becomes the little mare. A rather pretty mare at that.
>A kiss from a human will turn him back. A kiss from a pony will leave him stuck that way.
>Before he can make it to safety he finds himself surrounded by flirtatious stallions...
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It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is most adaptable to changing into a pony.
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>>30530256
>>30530486
>You're on an archaeological dig.
>In an ancient tomb you find a mummified horse.
>While you're momentarily distracted, its bandage springs to life and starts coiling around you.
>You're trussed up, being squeezed and stretched in bizarre ways.
>The bandages fall away and you find yourself as the little pony.
>You're now in the Equestrian equivalent of Egypt, with the spirit of a long dead pharaoh horse whispering from the back of your mind.
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>Wake up
>Not am horse
>Cry into your hands once again, feeling miserable
>What is the point of existing if you're not a pony.
>Go to the fridge
>Open it up
>HOLY FUCK THERE'S A PONY IN YOUR FRIDGE!
>It's red with a green mane and blue eyes
>Fuck, it looks tacky, but it looks like a unicorn mare.
>"Hey kid, you want some drugs?"
>You're 32
>Before you can say this, the pony shoves some pills into your mouth.
>Suddenly, it's the middle of the night and you're surrounded by water being carried down a stream
>The next thing you know, you're hanging with Pinkie in Equestria, who's shoving Ponification snacks in your mouth.
>You hear your body pop and crackle as your fingers pop into hooves, your dick inverts into a pussy, your hair grows longer and soon enough, you're a cute little mare with a pink coat and a purple mane.
>Soon, the biggest stallion you've ever seen appears, with a blue coat and a green mane.
>"Damn bitch, you is fine. Lemme shove my dick in yo pussy."
>Obviously, you bend over and let him mount you, his balls slapping against your ass the whole time.
>Meanwhile, in the real world, you have not turned into a pony.
>In fact, you're heavily hallucinating while you're spazzing out on the floor while the mare steals everything valuable in your home.
>"Fuck, that was close. Good thing I had those pills!"
>As she leaves, she runs into your room mate.
>"What the fuck are you doing?!" He shouts as he aims to restrain the mare.
>With a glow of her horn, he's suddenly transformed into a little yellow-coated, green maned filly, too small to hurt her.
>The unicorn makes a break for it after tying up your roommate as he's forced to watch your seizure while you have a raging boner in your pants.
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>>30556706
He's in for a bitter disappointment when the pills wear off, but cuddling the filly should alleviate it.
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>>30556706
and then they fuged
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>>30557812
But, an earth pony? Really?

I'd have gone for pegasus.
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More writing please everyone.
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How would your waifu react to you becoming the pony?
What if you were a mare?
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>>30558524
She'd love me unconditionally, as if i were her own little sunshine in her day

Also, which of these sounds more interesting?
A camping trip in the Everfree, or a vacation in Griffionstone?
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>>30558655
The latter seems like the greater adventure.
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>>30558655
I like the idea of facing unknown ancient dangers in the Everfree.
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>>30557248
They guy hallucinating that he's a pony and the new little filly. It's a match made in heaven.
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>>30558660
If it doesn't turn into a boring diplomatic trip. Maybe if you start fucking things up, turning gryphons into ponies and claim diplomatic immunity to escape consequences.
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>>30558972
who said anything about diplomacy?
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>>30558972
Apparently, equine annexation is magic.
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>Be the rare female Anon.
>Be dating a nice guy, he's not the greatest around, but he makes you happy.
>He's a little /too/ into MLP though.
>You're a fan yourself, but he takes it to a near obsessive level.
>He swears that the show never went to shit.
>He watched Equestria Girls and said it was alright.
>Just, things that are provably wrong.
>One day he approaches you with a weird book.
>"Hey Anon, you would believe it! This can take us to Equestria!"
>Before you can even call him out on his autism he says some weird words.
>Suddenly you're not in your house anymore, but in a field.
>Looking down and around, you're Big Mac.
>And you quickly learn that your significant other has become Applejack, and dumped the book in a river because "we won't need to go back!"
>Incest is not wincest, and he is officially autistic.
>You break up with them, even if she says that "We can make it work!"
>So now you're a big, masculine farmhand.
>And your sister is your ex boyfriend.
>Eeeeyup.
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>>30559074
Sounds like a threesome is the only reasonable course of action.
That or see if Twilight has magic to retrieve and restore waterlogged magic tomes.
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>>30559074
>You are Big Mac

To the gay bathhouse!

Honestly if she wasn't bi before she would probably still prefer males.
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>>30558989
I'd be okay with that. Her dictatorship has a track record of benevolence.
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>>30559303
When you become a pony you prefer mares automatically. They're just much cuter.
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>>30559303
The real question is, how does turning into a pony effect your sexuality?
Do you become attracted to ponies (more than you already were)? If there's TG involved does that play into it? If you become a canonical character do you get their tastes?
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>>30555112
>>30555276
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Transformation into the recursive pony.
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>You go to Equestria and become the smol hors

>You are very small, as small as a school age foal despite being full grown
>Everypony mistakes you for an actual foal

Is it worth it?
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>>30562172
m8 if the reward is actually literally going to Equestria then any downside as tame as that is negligible in comparison. To some it would even be a bonus.
Yes it's worth it.
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>A large group of small ponies tackle you to the ground and remove your clothes
>They start licking you all over and their saliva turns you into a mare piece by piece
>They won't stop until you're fully pony
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>>30562392
>when they lick the shaft
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>>30562172
I guess this is an example of >>30529117
It's not too bad. Being asked why you aren't in school would get irritating but you're guaranteed to be cute and can use that to your advantage.
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>>30562392
gold... pure gold... imma need some a full story about this... anyone game?
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>>30562538
It's basically just CD in premise, but with licking instead of cuddles.
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>>30562554
that small difference is the difference between an ocean of feels and a potential ocean of jizz...
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>>30562392
I guess it's not the most disgusting method of ponification...
I'd take it, but they'd better give my marehood a really good licking.
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>>30562701
Poners have absurdly good attention to detail
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>>30562469
What would it feel like to have a pony give you a blowjob as your dick transforms into a horse clit?
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>>30563536
Like a gift so good that you know you'll have to share it with the rest of the world.
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>>30562469
>when they lick the shaft of your new unicorn horn.
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>>30562204
How would that be a bonus?
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>>30565235
This is lovely. Anon's visible trepidation regarding this party is probably justified.
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Someone wrote a little story inspired by TF-sential's art.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/380074/sweet-as-butterscotch
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>>30565360
It's a Pinkie Pie party. Fun times are guaranteed. Being turned into the little mare might be embarrassing but Anon'll find that the ponies are completely accepting.
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>>30564870
>he doesnt know the comfort and security of being the little spoon.
I pity the tall that can no longer recieve such joy.
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>>30565235
I want to motherboat anon's fluff.
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>>30565502
I want to motherboard anon's fault.
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>>30565516
That would make more sense if Anon uploaded his mind to a robotic pony body.
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>>30565502
Transformed ponies should be taught to keep their coats well groomed to keep your fluff-fetishists at bay.
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Have any of you wondered why we want this?

Not saying I don't want to be the smol hors, but why do you want it?
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Written by Zorel (Sential's boyfriend)
Edited by Sential

The young man tapped his finger on the desk as he eagerly scrolled through the images in front of him. He was looking at the Sunset Shimmer tag on derpibooru and seeing all the amazing fan art people had drawn. This was something of a daily ritual for him; wake up, put on a Sunset Shimmer shirt, look at Sunset fan art, read Sunset fanfics, and if he has any time left- eating, doing chores, and looking for a job.

He continued until he found a well done but peculiar picture, one that wasn't exactly Sunset Shimmer. It was some hapless human transforming into Sunset. Ordinarily, he passed on TF pictures, but the idea of becoming Sunset Shimmer made a small part of his mind giddy with glee. He stared at her for a long time before letting out a heavy sigh. He continued to scroll through, a bit more glum than before.

“Oh heeeey~ She's quite the looker! You've got great taste, Alex.”

The young man froze as a deep, husky, feminine voice cackled by his right ear. He spun around and was greeted by a strange creature that could only be described as an animal designed by committee: A goat's left leg and an alligator's right, a paw and a claw, and two radically different horns perched atop her head. Her body was long and narrow, almost like a snake, though her legs gave her some noticeable hips. She was towering over him at over 7 feet tall, barely fitting inside his computer room.

He stared at her head, her long ears twitching slightly at the sounds in his room. Her eyes were quite bizarre; red irises atop yellow sclera, all perched atop an equine muzzle. She flashed a smirk at him, running a paw through her smooth white mane.
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>>30566323

“W-who are you?” Alex hesitantly sputtered.

“Ugh, cramped for one!” She snapped her claws and the ceiling to his room shot up an extra two feet. Miraculously, it seemed to have no effect on the area upstairs. Alex just looked on, baffled at the creature's casual violation of Euclidean Geometry.

“Ah, much better. Anyway, hello dear internet user! I am Eris, the self appointed Empress of Chaos! Pleased to meet you!” She offered her paw for a handshake… completely detached from her body.

The terrified man stared at the severed limb floating in front of him and slowly shook her paw. As soon as the gesture was over, the paw zipped back toward her and reattached itself. She smirked and walked toward him.

“Anyway, I was just being the tree outside a bit ago and I saw you scrolling through those pictures. You were grinning like an idiot the whole time, but then you got sad. Normally I'm the only one who flip flops emotions like that.”

The room lurched and swung upside down and the young brony belted out a yelp of confusion. Despite the room’s new orientation, nothing in it moved from its spot, as if gravity had inverted, too.

“So...what's your point?” he fired back, trying to sound brave in the face of the paradoxical abnormalities forming around him.

His bravery shifted to regret as Eris flashed him a wicked grin.
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>>30566326

“You wanna be more like Sunset Shimmer, riiiiiiiight? Don't bother lying, I know all your secrets. Your mind should really be password protected.” She reached over and unplugged a USB cable she had jammed into his arm without him noticing.

“...y-yeah. I do,” he said, rubbing the spot where the cable was once connected. “I really look up to her a lot. She's got a lot of things I don't… I guess she's someone I strive to be.”

She nodded her head and placed her arm around him.

“Well my friend, you're in luck! I can give you exactly what you desire: To be more like Sunset Shimmer! ...That IS what you want, isn't it?”

She turned toward Alex and stared deep into his eyes, not with lust but with a sense of desire- a desire to hear him say a small three letter word. He looked at Eris, then back to his computer. He stared at the Sunset Shimmer pictures on his desktop, thoughts spinning around and around.

“Yes, that’s what I want.”
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>>30566328

Eris’s grin grew from ear to ear and bellowed out a stream of laughter that shook the room.

“Well, you asked for it!” she let out in a sing-song. After a small dance in the air, she snapped her paw.

An awful, throbbing ache wracked Alex’s body, his bones rattling and creaking in anguish. Already, he regretted his decision. However, amidst all the pain, a unique discomfort manifested in his forehead, as if someone was drilling a hole through his skull… only the sensation was coming from the inside. The bizarre migraine pushed outward, spiraling out, growing and twisting longer and longer until it filed out to a point. The pain subsided, leaving him with a spiraling unicorn’s horn.

“W-what the hell is-” He tried to grasp it, but the aching in his body shot towards the front of his face.

“Shiiiiiit!”

His nostrils flared up as they pulled apart in two different directions. A tug pulled at his jawline like hooks as it was yanked forward, his face pushing outwards into a snout. His teeth, suited to an omnivore's needs, began to crack and clatter, his canines and incisors giving out and dulling, now more suited for a herbivore's diet. His new snout finished off with an audible “pop!”. Without a second’s rest, the feeling that had seized his face zoomed towards his ears.

An unbearable itching overtook his ears as they grew fuzzier, coating them in a fine yellow fur. The discomfort grew even sharper as his ears pulled upwards, lengthening and swelling in size, dwarfing his former human pair. His ears now sat atop his head, twitching and swiveling about.

The alien affliction of Eris’s influence faded from his head, and for a brief moment, Alex could relax. His ears could now catch sounds like never before. He could hear Eris’s breathing. He could hear his own heartbeat, throbbing like crazy. He could even hear the neighbor next door, mowing his lawn. The whole experience was incredibly surreal.
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>>30566334

His relief was short lived as a spasm seized his left hand. He stared in horror as his fingers were forced together by unseen forces. All of them touched together, refusing to break apart. Then, the gaps between each finger melted away. One by one, the sensation his individual fingers vanished as the bones within merged into one, leaving him staring at a golden hoof. His thumb, while still attached, hung on like a useless, vestigial limb that would soon become obsolete. Sure enough, as soon as he laid eyes on it, his thumb stuck against his new limb and was absorbed by his foreleg.

“Aww, look! Your hand is gone!” Eris cooed the same way a mother would after seeing her baby's first steps. She grasped his half transformed limb and put her other arm around his shoulder, her paw digging into his neck, cutting into his skin.

“Oh, and that's not all that's changing,” she proclaimed, running her paw through his hair. He let out a whimper as a mix of red and yellow hair flowed down over his right eye.

“I always liked blonds, but I also have a thing for redheads. But hey, that's not something you have to worry about now, eh?”

She chuckled, giving no care to the horse-man's panicked expressions. “Naw, you've got much more pressing matters to worry about.”

“What… What the heck is all this?!” He said, finally composing himself enough to say something.

“Oh, whaaaat? You were looking at that picture of that other human becoming ol' Sunny Funny and you said you wanted to be more like her! Honestly, I thought you would have expected this. Welp! Too late for regrets! Time for some more changes!”
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>>30566340

Eris took her paw and jabbed Alex in his tailbone. He yelped, the sting of the jab fading but leaving behind a tingling sensation, which became an intense pressure. Alex whirled around to look at his backside. A large bump was forming where Eris had hit him, straining the denim of his jeans. The unnatural bump was growing larger with every passing second, the pressure continuing to build as it swelled in size. He clenched his teeth, squirming in discomfort. Finally, his pants ripped apart and fell down, allowing his new red and yellow pony tail to unfurl down to his ankles.

Alex grabbed his ripped pants, trying to hide his new, unwanted appendage. Eris chuckled and put a stop to his attempts, slashing away at his clothing with both claws, causing his Sunset Shimmer shirt to meet the same fate as his blue jeans. His entire outfit fell to the floor in tatters, revealing his barreled out torso, which was now covered in a shimmering golden coat. At this point, he was more pony than man.

Alex looked around the room. He couldn't shake the feeling that the room was bigger. At first, he chalked that up to Eris having pushed the ceiling up from earlier. However, looking at his body and back up at Eris towering over him , he realized what was happening: He was shrinking, and he was only going to get smaller.
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>>30566348

His heart raced. He was at Eris's mercy and he knew he couldn’t do a thing to stop her. It was clear she was enjoying this. No, she was reveling in Alex's misery. She was empowered on a primal level, seeing a defenseless human get his body get twisted up like some kind of demented rubix cube. She wouldn't stop until all of his humanity was burned away.

Alex's thoughts were violently interrupted by a sickening crunch in his spine, throwing him down onto all fours. His back compressed and arched, each shift and crack sending a shockwave through his nervous system. He tried to get back upright, but his anatomy no longer accommodated a two legged stance, throwing him back onto the ground with each attempt. Alex whipped his head back to get a good look at his current body. From the waist down he was still human, making him look like some kind of dreadful looking reverse centaur. His fascination gave way to panic as he felt a tug at his genitals.
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>>30566351

“Oh no I'm- urk!”

His horror was cut short by the feminine voice escaping his lips, a warning of what was to come. His surprise was broken by the tingling between his legs. His face grew white as he watched his manhood slowly sucked inside of him without so much as a final word, his testicles soon following. A rush of euphoria washed over him as his testicles morphed, flooded by a unending sea of estrogen building inside. A cool breeze wafted behind him and he shuddered, a moist opening splitting open below his tail. Even though Alex couldn't see it, he knew he was anatomically a she now.

“Oh ho, your back end is shaping up very well, Fun in the Sun!” Eris chuckled, moving around Alex’s rear to get a better look at her new marehood. “Still, I feel I should check to make sure it's all in working order.”

Alex froze. For a split second the entire world seemed to stand still as the words processed in her mind. She knew exactly what Eris meant by that and she wanted to run, to get as far away from her as possible. Eris anticipated this and immediately grabbed the pony's hindquarters. The draconequus had more than enough strength to keep Alex from going anywhere.
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>>30566358

Eris took her claw and pushed it inside Alex's awaiting lips. She yelped at Eris' unwarranted advance, and was immediately struck with jolt of pleasure zipping along her spine, causing Alex to shudder.

“Nnngh! W-wha...n-no...please...s-s...st-”

“Step it up? Oh my Sunny, you naughty little slut!” Eris cackled with glee. “However, I am a reasonable, overpowered manic, goddess of unparalleled power. So, just this once, my beautiful Sunset,” She paused to lean next to Alex's fully ponified face to look her square in the eyes. “I am willing to oblige.”

As soon as those words left Eris' mouth, Alex felt a hammering sensation thrusting into her virgin lips. She belted out a terrified screech as her body was pummeled, completely at the mercy of the Chaos Goddess. The almost unicorn hated this. Rather, she hated that she liked what she was feeling. The stimulation from her tormentor no longer felt like a claw. Even though Alex had never experienced the feeling of vaginal sex before, she knew that she was now getting screwed by a real penis.
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>>30566364

This unprovoked act of lust almost distracted her from the magic building up in her legs. She could hear the bones cracking and shifting inside her mostly equine body. As the changes shifted to her knees, she let out a cry of distress. Eris, still ramming her victim, rolled her eyes and groaned.

“Ugh, oh grow up, it's not THAT painful. Hey, it could have been worse: I could have given you reverse knees. Heh, now those are painful AND anatomically incorrect.”

The transformation zeroed in on her toes, the last bastion of her humanity and the last inkling of her former life. Eris grinned as she watched her work drawing to a close.

“Well, we're almost there, Sunset! Let's finish this with style!”

Alex felt her chaotic lover pull out completely for a brief second, only to have Eris ram her all the way to the hilt, a rush of chaotic seed flowing into her awaiting nethers, abruptly finishing off her changes.

Alex fell to the ground, feeling completely drained by the whole ordeal. She glanced over at the black screen of her sleeping PC, staring at her reflection. Instead of the familiar unassuming male human face she was accustomed to, she saw Sunset Shimmer, a pony she had pined after for years. That was it. She was completely a unicorn from horn to hoof. She knew there was no going back.

“Well well, you look pretty good, Sunset! That's who you are now, you'd better get used to it. Oh, and if you're worried about getting preggers, don't be. If you had a kid, he'd be half draconequus and I'm the only queen of chaos around here! Plus, the child support payments on a kid like that would be astronomical!”
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>>30566365

The chaos noodle picked up the unicorn by the scruff of her neck and stared at her.

“Hrm, now the only question is what to do with you? I could leave you here to try and explain yourself to your family, that's always a fun one. I could give you the good ol' mind wipe and let you loose on the world. Or I-”

She paused seeing a movie case catch her eye. It was a Blu-Ray of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Magical Movie Night. Eris picked it up in her paw and grinned from ear to ear.

“Oh ho ho! I haven't done something like this in a while! Oh yes.” Eris rubbed her hands together while still holding Alex.

She turned toward the frightened mare and smiled.

“Well, Sunny Girl, it's been a pantload of fun transforming you, but I'm afraid this is where we part ways. Have fun in TV Land, and say hello to Sunset for me!” She waved goodbye as she dropped her, sending Alex falling to the floor.

Alex tumbled to the ground but instead of carpet like she expected, she landed in a field of grass. She shook her head and rose to her hooves.

“Augh, god my everything hurts.”

She rubbed her horn, her entire head aching. Her concern with her head was pushed aside as she looked at her surroundings. It appeared to be a typical suburban neighborhood, but something was off. Everything looked a bit too colorful, a bit too simple. Like a cartoon.

“What the heck is going on?”

Alex’s ears perked up- that was her voice! But… she didn’t say that? She turned her head around to see a human Sunset Shimmer, standing just a few feet away, her jaw as low as it could possibly go.

Alex gave a sheepish grin.

“Well, uh, this is awkward.”
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>>30566314
Vanity is a part of it, my genes arent exactly the best in terms of looks, while the smol hors are almost universally adorable in some fashion.
Literally having aspergers / autism / whatever you want to call my brain problems along with a shit family and friends resulted in an extremely jaded view on the average human.
The slew of anthromorphic / non-human media during childhood and teenage years that portrayed them in a positive light only furthered that outlook.
Compounded by my own interest in psychology and sci-fi, i eventually came to the conclusion that the 'self' isnt -defined- by the body it inhabits, but IS influenced by it.
Couple all that with learning about the ship of theseus paradox along with the knowledge my body is constantly renewing itself on the celluar level and you have the result that i dont really have too much attachment to my body.
It's a tool, a vehicle, etc.
A pony body would be one that's more suited to my preferences, especially since it usually comes with a 'hard reset', if you will, of any existing medical issues.
The fact i have a 2/3 chance of acquiring unique abilities such as flight or access to magic is simply icing on the cake.

In short, humans a shit, poners a cute.

>>30566367
Chaos noodle is best noodle, wonder what'd happen if they both went through the mirror.
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>>30566367
This looks good.
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>>30566314
I don't want to be a pony but I sure love reading about stories about people who turn into ponies.
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>>30565495
You could get the same result being a regular sized pony and getting cuddled by a human.
Though I do see your point if you're some kind of purist that insists on pony-on-pony cuddling.
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>>30566367
Do you have a pastebin or other form of archive for this?
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>>30567774
https://pastebin.com/CpQbY862

Here ya go!
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1/4
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24226678/
Eris TF/TG comic done as an art trade! My half will be coming soon.
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>>30567958
2/4
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24226697/
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>>30567964
3/4
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>>30567972
4/4
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>>30567951
>https://pastebin.com/CpQbY862
Added to the google doc
http://derpy.me/PonyTF
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>>30566314
It's not socially acceptable for a guy to nuzzle anyone that he isnt intimate with, and even then it's a bit weird to want to simply rub your face against the other persons or their neck.
Being starved of physical contact when you crave it is a living hell.
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>>30567980
Is he still in there or was he totally replaced?
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>>30568542
I like to think he was convinced of the upsides of being a noodle.
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>>30566486
>a 2/3 chance of acquiring unique abilities
Hey, earth ponies have abilities too, provided you're into gardening or agriculture.
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>>30568966
No disrespect to the earth ponies, but their magic is a bit more subtle compared to being able to levitate objects or propel yourself through the air.
I think levitation wins though, since you can psudo fly using it once you git gud enough.
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>Anon (willingly) turns into the slutty mare and sluts his way across Equestria.
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>>30569352
Sure, but don't expect more than basic levitation if you become a unicorn.
I guess even if the magic isn't doing much the horn still makes a good sex toy.
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I want to be a little pony
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>>30568110
>You turn into a pony.
>You now crave cuddles and contact even more than before.
>No-one will touch you because they're scared of catching contagious ponification.
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We've come to know that some pony magic are attuned to their emotions, I do wonder if a transformation spell can fail in abject terror due to the one being transformed, a glitch of some kind, filling in the hole of magic with abject terror and the like.
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>>30570807
I doubt it. Transformation doesn't give a fuck what the victim thinks. They're going to be a pony and that's that.
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>>30570762
Literally all i'd have to do is post a picture of my ponyself on here and half of you fags would come running, the only concern is whether you'd get here before MI5 did.

Wonder if i'd still be considered a subject of the crown, despite horse status.
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Neato bonito
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>>30571068
Of course. There are many horses in the service of Her Majesty.
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>>30571174
Anything in particular or pony tf in general?
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>Anon uses fiendish witchcraft to travel to Equestria
>He checks himself out as soon as he arrives and sees that he's now a pony
>Just as planned
>Blue fur
>Rainbow Mane
>Chromatic lightning bolt cutiemark
>Not as planned; he's Rainbow Dash
>It's going to be hard to settle down in the countryside and find a nice stallion to start a family with if he's a famous hero or whatever
>He goes to examine himself in the mirror
>...fuck, that's a doorway, not a mirror
>Apparently he hadn't actually replaced RD like he had expected
>After staring dumbfounded for a few seconds, her lips spread wide in a shiteating grin
>"Oh my Celestia, this is AWESOME!"
>Rather than feel existential dread or even just questioning the circumstances, she immediately starts planning how to skip work and pull pranks using her new personal doppelganger
>As she starts dragging him away by the tail, Anon questions what sins he's committed for the universe to punish him with worst pony
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Congrats! Your least favorite horsefucker youtuber has been delivered to you, confused and in horse form! What do?
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>>30572561
>She doesnt immediately assume a retarded changeling.
I mean, okay but that's weird since she's been in this situation before.

>>30572591
The only horsefucker on youtube i know about is DWK, so i guess i try to prevent multiple suicide attempts?
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>>30572591
>horsefucker youtuber
>LEAST FAVORITE horsefucker youtuber
Just say autist like a normal person, no need to waste so many words.
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>>30572561
She's right there's good prank potential there. Even being worst pony is still pretty good.
And soon neither of them will be virgins.


What if they only way to be a pony was to choose: be your own personal worst pony or be someone else's waifu?
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>>30572591
I don't like any of them. Regardless, they will now make pony videos for me. Possibly of a pornographic nature.
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>>30572591
I don't know who that would be, but if a former human arrived confused and in horse form I would:
Cuddle them and reassure them that everything is alright and see if they remember what did this to them
Then either go and become a pony myself or invite them to live with me until they get their life back together
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>Anon wishes to experience life as the little pony.
>The next morning he wakes up, wish apparently granted.
>He's in the body of an existing pony, feeling a bit guilty about having replaced them.
>Their memories are accessible enough to guide him through the day without any major disasters.
>The following day Anon wakes up and is surprised to find himself in the life of an entirely different pony.
>And so it goes on. Every day a different pony, except the odd gryphon or zebra day.
>Anon experiences the full spectrum of life in Equestria across every possible view point.
>Though sadly cannot build up any sort of life of his own.
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>>30520138
More thing
ctrl+f ~ to get to new chapter
Paste in OP
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>>30573450
>You are Anonymous
baa naana ss nanamo
>And you’ve haven’t had any luck on the talking front
>”There she is,” you’re jostled on your perch on your mom’s back as she waves, “Cookie! We’re here!”
>You look over her mane to see her pink friend Cookie, and her daughter playing on a large blanket.
>It is probably just a regular queen sized blanket, you’re still getting used to the fact that you are tiny.
>As you get closer you’re levitated off of Mysterious’ back and onto the blanket in front of Rarity.
>She is happily rolling around on a scarf before she notices you.
>’Oh I’m on a little play date’
>She laughs and awkwardly walks over and starts playing with your hair.
>You can’t help but laugh.
>How it feels, the strangeness of it all, the fact that someone “your size” is acting like a baby.
>”Told ya they’d get on thick as thieves, Tex”
>”The guys are going to love this.”
>A couple flashes of light in your peripheral tells you that this is pretty much going to be your whole day.
>’I may as well try to learn from this’
>After playing around in your hair a bit more she looks at it and smiles and laughs a little herself.
>Two more flashes
>”Ada da da da!”
>After, that, she wobbles back to her scarf, bites onto it and rolls.
>You walk after her and watch her.
>After a second she is back on all fours with the scarf around her, like a little yellow cocoon, looking quite pleased with herself.
>”Ah ah pada boo!”
>And pretty goddamn adorable.
Ahhhhhhh.
>Four flashes
>Curious you walk up to her and touch the bit of scarf trailing on the ground.
>You suddenly understand her obsession.
>It feels very sheer and actually cool to the touch despite the warm summer day.
>”No!”
>Rarity rolls again taking the scarf out of your reach.
>’For fuck’s sake a baby is kicking your ass at learning speech’
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>>30573455
>”Hey Cookie, what’s with the scarf?”
>”It was part of an outfit I modeled for an up and coming designer. He decided at the last minute that the scarf wouldn’t go with the rest of the ensemble and ditched it. He had it enchanted to stay cool or heat up depending on temperature so that despite the temperature of the runway the model wouldn’t be sweating or shivering.”
>Your mother took on a thoughtful look before speaking again
>”Do I know him? I may not know the fashion world very well, but I’ve been to enough release parties that I know just about everypony in Canterlot.”
>Cookie shook her head, “Oh, you wouldn’t know him, he is from up there in Manehatten. An earth pony wouldn’t ya know. Something Tidy? Toity? Whatever, he is new to the fashion game, and despite him having a keen eye for fashion he has no idea how to get ahead of trends. He may go far, but it won’t be designing.”
>”Asha bo!”
>Rarity is on her back kicking the loose ends of the scarf with her hooves.
>’May as well try to make friends’
>You walk over to her, and once she notices you she protectively clutches her scarf.
>You lower yourself so that you’re eye to upside-down eye with the filly.
>You lift a hoof and slowly, and very deliberately, tap her on the nose.
Ooop
>Her tiny eyes widen, and her mouth opens in shock.
>She quickly rolls back onto her stomach and screws her face into a furious pout.
>She strikes back with all of her strength
>”Aap!”
>’Ok that is the weirdest feeling in the world’
>It kind of hurts, but it tingles.
>And after the tingling fades it feels really nice.
>So you smile, and poke her again. Making sure to make contact with the soft frog of the hoof, and hold it there for a few seconds.
Ooooooop
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>>30573457
>She holds her frown for a while before starting to giggle and booping you back.
>”Aaaaap”
>It was softer this time, so there was less pain, but the tingling lasted longer.
>You weren’t able to hold back your laughter this time.
>After months of being able to do nothing but eat, observe, and sleep simply watching this filly’s reactions is the height of entertainment.
>”Think we got enough there, Tex?”
>”The Misters are going to love this, hopefully Wordsmith will get off my tail about work.”
>After a couple of minutes booping the filly, she grows bored and wobbles over to her mother.
>”Pa masha bu”
>Gaining Cookie’s immediate attention she picks the filly up in her magic.
>”Are you thirsty sweetie?”
>She pulls a bottle out of a large bag and puts it to Rarity’s mouth.
>Rarity turns away from the bottle and cutely shouts,”No!”
>”Did you mess your diaper?”
>As soon as her magic touched the cloth diaper Rarity replied, “No!”
>”Did you want...tickles!”, the filly flailed and giggled under the no doubt practiced assault.
>”Hey, Tex”, Cookie said still tickling her daughter,”we should do this more often.”
>Your mom opened up her diaper bag and brought out two bottles with an apple sticker on them.
>”Are you kidding me? Hanging out with sis from another miss, letting my foal socialize, pounding some apple ale, and making Smithy happy for my trouble? I could make a mint just by publishing this idea!”
>She levitated one of the bottles to Cookie who set Rarity back down and grabbed it in her own magic, before clinking the two bottles together in a mock toast.
>”Plus we could make all these pictures into a nice collage, because frames would...”
>Your attention was ripped from whatever Cookie was going to say next by a pressure on your tail.
>Quickly turning you see Rarity laughing to herself while she plays with it.
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>>30573462
>As she plays with your tail you notice that she is getting knots and twists out of it.
>Plus she is even straightening it out as she goes.
>’Is she grooming me or something?’
>’Is that something I’m supposed to do? Something I can do?’
>’Fuck it, when in Rome...’
>You turn and use your hooves to smooth out her mane.
>”Sha ba booo”
>Surprisingly the hair doesn’t deviate much from where you try to set it.
>You don’t know much about styling hair, being straight and all, but you do know what looks nice.
>So after a couple minutes her mane is straight down.
>However that doesn’t work because manes as you’re just now finding out seem to grow in a straight line back, rater than all over the head.
>Instead you decide to do the same thing only to the side of her head.
>Then straight to the other side for the area behind her ears.
>Not bad, but a bit boring.
>So you push up on the ends a bit to give both parts of her mane a slight curl.
>You look down at your hooves in slight shock, you weren’t even sure how the regular ‘earth ponies’ could pick shit up without their mouths, but you just used your hoof as a comb, curling iron, and fucking hair gel without even trying.
>You stroke her mane again, taking in every sensation and effect.
>’Ok, it feels like normal hair, but it stays in place after setting it.’
>You gently blow on the mane.
>Even the small amount of air was able to make it sway a bit.
>’So it doesn’t harden or anything to stay in place. It just stays there.’
>’Fucking weird’.
>You try to ‘grab’ the mane by closing what used to be your hand.
>It doesn’t muss the mane like a real hand grabbing it, but the hair does adhere to your hoof.
>You look at your hoof, opening and closing your ‘hand’ and watching the frog in the center flex.
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>>30573467
>With your focus on learning to communicate, you haven’t really experimented to see how your body works beyond walking.
>The head then rises up and rubs against your chin.
>Rarity looks up at you expectantly with her small blue eyes.
>For a second there, you completely forgot you were dealing with another living thing.
>You look down to see that, even though she is still resting her hooves on it, your tail looks a lot better.
>Well, it looks like it has had a comb taken to it at least.
>You glance at hers and notice that it doesn’t look much different than your own.
>A little rough, but clean, free of knots, and full bodied.
>’Oh she must want me to finish the job.’
>Laying down you stroke the tail a bit to straighten it out.
>Then you wrap the tip around your hoof and then pull your hoof straight out, leaving a neat little curl.
>She looks at your work with a wide smile while stamping her hooves happily.
>After a minute or so, she stops, sits, and frowns thoughtfully.
>A look of determination appears on her face, she then lays down and rolls again, freeing herself from the scarf.
>She picks it up with her mouth and brings it over to you, dropping it at your hooves.
>’Is she paying me?’
>You lay down low and wiggle your way underneath the scarf so it is draped across your back.
>Immediately your body feels cooler
>You close your eyes and enjoy the sensation, and a relaxed sigh escapes your throat.
Ahhhhhhh
>You open your eyes to see Rarity sitting down and looking at her hooves mournfully.
>Before you have a chance to think about it you walk up beside her, and using your right fore hoof, lift up part of the scarf and drape it over her.
>She immediately perks up.
>You then reach across her fore hooves and grab the end of the scarf, with your own mouth, to wrap it fully around the two of you.
>Feeling completely comfy it is only a matter of time before sleep takes you.
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>>30573469
>You are Mysterious Text
>And this is the cutest thing you have ever seen.
>A puppy and a kitten fighting over a piece of string looks like timberwolf compost compared to this.
>Your son and your best friend’s daughter are wrapped up snug in a little yellow scarf sleeping soundly.
>”I told you we’d get better shots once we turned the flash off.”
You’re absolutely right Nurse Fullheart, once Anonymous didn’t notice the flash anymore he put us completely out of his mind.
>”Plus, I don’t know about you Tex, but I am taking these negatives to Photo Finish and gonna have him make a big one of this shot.”
>Fullheart takes one more picture and scribbles some more notes in her notebook.
Did you get everything you need? Nice as this was I missed a whole day of research for my next book.
>The nurse nods once.
>”Your son conducted an experiment right before our eyes, Mrs. Text, simple as it was it is completely unprecedented.”
>She places the notebook under her nurse’s hat and the pencil behind her ear.
>”Also, it is about time the two of you set an appointment to have your little one’s Starswirl gland checked out. Don’t want any unexpected surges.”
Sure, I’ll bring little Anonymous by next Sunday.
>”I can bring Rarity down whenever you’re available, still have a few more pounds to drop before I’m fit enough to get back on the catwalk.”
>The nurse thinks for a second before speaking again.
>”If you could, I’d like for you to bring them both at the same time.”
>Your eyebrow raised questioningly.
Why?
>”Besides the fact that they were born the exact same day so the best time to check falls on the exact same day, they’re bonding immensely, and Anonymous seems to be learning much through Rarity. I’d like to see how he would react outside of the direct supervision of his family.
>’Horseapples’
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>>30573476
>”How in the depths of Tartarus do you think we’d react to letting somepony have our foals out of our hooves. You better explain yourself better, nurse.”
>Fullheart quickly put her hooves up defensively.
>”I said direct supervision, I’ll do the test in the student lab, with a two-way observation mirror. You can watch your foals the whole time. I’m not some nag trying to rob the cradle, I already have Cold, Sweet, and little Red.”
>You nod, satisfied that your son will be safe.
Ok, next Sunday then.
>You watch the Nurse walk off, still a little irked at how...enthusiastic she was getting with these little experiments.
>”Well, with the mad nurse gone, we should get home….”
But…?
>”But...you have another couple bottles of apple ale, and you know how the husband can’t stand the stuff.”
>You smile
Yeah, and I can’t drink both by my self…
>You pull out the other two bottles and levitate one over to your sis.
>A quick twist and the day jut got perfect again.
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>>30573482
That's everything, sorry it was short, but life blah blah blogpost.
There should be more Wednesday.
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>>30530747
Daww, I can picture a cute little stallion curled up after his first horse fap

I'm liking this, I'm sure Anon will find what ever life lies ahead of him as a Pegasus to be preferable to working retail.

There was Pon-E in the booze, wasn't there?

Looking forward to more
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>>30573489
Glad to see you didn't die!
I applmaud your efforts.
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>>30573501
Consider the evidence. The noodles came in pony-themed packaging and came with an unidentified sparkly substance.
Delivery pony may be a viable career.
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>>30573969
People may be more generous with the tip if a cute pony delivers their order
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>>30573489
Well that made my day.
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>>30573482
Good update. Did that other guy from back at the start become Rarity?
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>>30573489
simply adorable slice of life. Love to see what Anon learns next
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Wake up, am Pinkie
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>>30575122
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>>30575122
Time to set a world record for quickest suicide.
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>Anon feels like an outsider despite the Mane 6's best efforts
>Pinkie can't stand to see someone sad, especially if they're consistently miserable
>She decides to change places with Anon for a few days, so that he can fit in and more easily socialize, but also so she can use his body for recon and learn why exactly it's so hard for him to adjust
>She's able to do this because reasons
>It's literally just like the flash animation layer that they're on gets flipped horizontally and they switch places on screen, thus swapping their minds somehow
>She puts his mane up in twintails, slaps a backwards baseball cap on him, covers up his cutiemark with a pink miniskirt, and tells him to tell everyone that he's her as-of-yet-unmentioned fourth sister Cutie Pie
>Anon is surprised to discover that everyone buys the story immediately
>Despite continuing to behave like a socially awkward weirdo, ponies are much friendlier to him then they were before, and he starts to come out of his shell as ponies include him in more activities
>Meanwhile Pinkie's having a rough time
>She's the same fun-loving bubbly pony that she always was, but now ponies aren't really responding the way she's used to
>Conversations are politely ended as quickly as they're started
>Nopony wants to sit next to her at Sugarcube Corner, or at the park, or on the train, or wherever
>Heads constantly turn as ponies who had been staring try to pretend otherwise when she looks their way
>When a filly tries to talk to her, her mother pulls it away while muttering something about not bothering 'it'
>After a few days of this, Pinkie feels defeated
>She doesn't know what to do to help poor Nonny
>Suddenly, across the street, a group of ponies burst out of SCC carrying 'Cutie Pie' on their withers
>He just won a pie-eating contest, and he's grinning ear to ear as his entourage chants his name
>He waves to Pinkie, and she waves back, smiling weakly
>...Maybe she already found a way to make him happy...
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>>30575441
Poor Pinkie.
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>>30576467
I would not be happy to see those colours in my reflection.
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>>30576543
even a plain brown pony would be better than human

hell I would take an actual horse, over being human
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>>30576894
You're weird but I respect that.
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>>30575122
How hard would you party?
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>>30577529
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>>30575441
Damn racist ponies.
I expect Pinkie has bodyswap devices stashed all over Ponyville in case of bodyswap emergency.
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>>30574024
Is this a euphemism?
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>>30577529
>>30577587
>Pinkie Pie throws a party for a bunch of transformed anons.
>To help them acclimatise to their new bodies.
>She slyly tries to set up some of the new mares with the new stallions.
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>>30578352
everyone has a good time, but marinara fills the air, and spaghetti hits the ground
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>>30572954
I would like to have the little transformed pony for a roommate.
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>>30578553
>>30578352
>Ponk breaks out a giant Twister mat.
>Wheel is as big as one of those game shows.
>It's a fusion of redlight/greenlight, twister, musical chairs and karaoke
>Everypony is too focused on not falling over to be socially awkward.
>All according to keikaku.
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>>30578699
She probably gets off on seeing the transformees forced into intimate and awkward physical proximity, particularly with their newfound nudity, sneaking furtive glances beneath each other's tails...
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>>30520138
Anonfilly is canon.
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>>30578352
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>>30579162
They know not what they have unleashed on Equestria.

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>>30579586
Licking ponut turns you into pone for some reason. Fund it~
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>>30580777
That's disgusting. Pony transformation should be accomplished by performing oral sex on a mare. After all, you are what you eat out.
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>Be anon in Equestria.
>Live ostracized from society.
>To the ponies you're a giant monkey man with unknown power.
>Thus you're treated warily.
>You manage to live with relative ease regardless, but no ponies even come to interact with you.
>However, it seems that one pony is going to break that.
>Trixie randomly came up to you one night, eagerly boasting how once they've taken your body they will be the most magical being in the world.
>Some weird magic mumbo jumo later you're in her body.
>It doesn't take Trixie very long to realize your body has no magical powers.
>She instantly demands that you restore her to her actual body.
>But you're the mare now.
>Not a filthy mudpony either, a unicorn!
>You don't /want/ to change back!
"The Great and Powerful Trixie does not know what you're talking about Anon!"
>Trixie is visibly livid at you assuming her mantle.
>Not that you care.
>Trotting off, you decide to enjoy the finer points of pony society, wondering if you can turn Book Horse gay, seeing as how dicks still feel gay.
>Meanwhile the real Trixie is stuck in your body.
>Nobody would dare to even get close to her, let alone talk with them long enough to realize that they aren't Anon.
>Seems like the perfect set up!
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>>30580916
Bad move really, I'd feel sorry for her but she brought it upon herself. And magical showmare seems like too great a life to give up.
Perhaps if Trixie is well behaved she can be hired back as a mere assistant.
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>>30565437
Well that was pretty dark. Cool though.
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What manner of creature would an Anonpony in Equestria keep as a pet?
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>>30581535
Other ponies
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>>30581554
That's not going to work.
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>Anon is kind of a dick
>Generally, he's equally dickish to all, but Starlight tends to get the brunt of it
>She wishes he could just learn some basic empathy and some common fucking courtesy
>Traits that most ponies have in spades
>After he makes an unusually harsh dig at her, even by his standards, she snaps and decides to do something about his attitude problem by turning him into a little filly
>After casting the spell, she wobbles uneasily
>"H-hah, m-maybe now I can raise you...w-with some proper manners..."
>And then she collapses
>She wakes up a full day later to a frowning Twilight standing over her
>It turns out that a complete transformation spell like that takes a whole hell of a lot of magic; far more than most normal unicorns could even handle
>But transforming a magic-bereft being like a human into a magic-laden one like a pony is much worse
>Anon essentially sucked all of the magic out of her during his transformation, leaving her totally drained
>And unfortunately for Glim Glam, that draining is essentially permanent
>She may be able to regain the ability to cast basic telekinesis spells within a few years, but she'll never be able to wield the power she used to have
>Upon hearing this, Starlight basically shuts down
>Magic was all she had, and it's been taken away from her
>Anon is actually doing okay himself
>He was angry at first, but Starlight got her justice, and being a pony isn't really that big of a deal
>And since he now lives inside a children's cartoon show, he never really got to use his dick anyway
>He's prepared to go on with his new filly life, until Twilight tells him he has to live with Starlight
>He needs a legal guardian to avoid being labeled an orphan, and she needs help getting back onto her hooves
>Anon tries to argue, but Twilight just ignores him and starts filling out the paperwork
>Great
>First he gets turned into a horsechild, and now he has to take care of the shithorse that did it to him
>Perfect
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>Be anon.
>Ponies have been a normal part of society for a couple years now.
>Something involving a strange burst of concentrated magic turned one third of Earth's population into a horse.
>Every pony lost their memories and had blank flank.
>So every pony has sort of had to build up who they are in the past couple years.
>This includes your entire family.
>Your parents divorced having no idea who each other was.
>Your sister is now a stallion, you haven't heard from them in months.
>Even your best friend became a horse.
>Yet you, the only horse lover among them, remain a human.
>It's kind of bullshit.
>However, there is an out for you.
>Some alicorn has started a business of species swapping.
>Ponies can become human, humans can become ponies.
>Once you find them, you can't sign up fast enough.
>And after a little waiting period, it's time for your appointment.
>Badabing, badaboom, am horse!
>The problem?
>You're not on Earth anymore.
>It's not easy street where happy humans make you a little pet and give you scratches.
>No, you're in Equestria.
>And your body seems oddly familiar.
>Upon investigation, you realize why that's the case.
>You're Sweetie Belle.
>Not bad, but you don't want to grow up and have to be a functioning member of pony society!
>You want to live a life of luxury on Earth!
>So now you, a small child, have to get somebody to launch your tiny ass to Earth.
>Shouldn't be hard.
>Right?
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You become pone
What would you do first other than masturbate?
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>>30582961
take over the world
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>>30582961
get ready to masturbate
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>>30582832
Sucks for her but anon taking care of Starlight could be cute
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>>30582961
Resist the urge to masturbate.
Find a mirror.
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>>30582961
Take a lot of photographs. Some of them lewd for my girlfriend.
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>>30582870
>Wanting to go back to Earth.
This is like tearing up a winning lottery ticket. The body he got isn't bad either.
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>>30582961
Convert others to pone
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>>30566367
This was a fun little story. The author writes a good Eris.
One important point, it's called a Rubik's cube, not rubix.
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>>30582961
Take pics and post here.
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>>30530240
I sincerely hope English isn't your first language, otherwise you might actually be retarded.
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I want to pee in Lightning's butt
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>>30566486
If they went through the portal together human and pony would swap and things would become even more awkward.
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>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>At least, that's what's been your life for the past year.
>In all realty you're an Anon, you wound up in Equestria a year and a half ago.
>Everything was nice and fun until you and Twilight went on a little adventure together to go find some magic artifact thing.
>During your traveling, Twilight fucking died.
>Celestia understood it wasn't your fault, but feared the aftermath of the town learning that Twilight was no more.
>In a moment of desperation, she turns you into Twilight.
>"It's only until I figure out a more fitting way to break it to them Anon."
>The shock of you suddenly becoming your dead horse friend is enough to make you pass out.
>When you woke up, Celestia explained that after a very dangerous adventure, Anon decided to go back home to visit his family for a while.
>"Isn't that right Twilight?"
>The way she asked it and looks at you makes it very obvious you had no choice but to play along.
>It was only supposed to be until Celestia made a cover story after all, right?
>Well now you're in too deep.
>You've been Twilight for a year and you aren't even sure how much of this is acting anymore.
>From a healthy relationship to stopping random villains of the week, you've fallen into her identity a little too well.
>You're Anon deep down inside, you're crude, antisocial, cynical...
>But being this autistic horse has been really dulling your edge.
>You're a bit more of a snarky Twilight, but you're definitely acting more Anon than Twilight.
>Maybe you should ask Celestia about the progress of this cover story.
>Then again, lesbian horse sex sounds pretty rad right now too.
>Because fuck the canon relationship, you'e not /that/ much like Twilight.
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>>30585048
I guess Celestia didn't cope well with the grief of losing her faithful student. There was never any real chance of her turning Anon back, and effectively losing Twilight again.
The fact that Anon might be more interested in lesbian horse sex than her original student was is the icing on the cake for her.
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>>30573462
There's nothing that cannot be settled by a good boop contest.

>>30573489
Cute update. Nice to see Anon learning how hooves work. I look forward to the next part.
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>>30582975
How's that going to work? Who's going to let themselves be conquered by a cute little pony?
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>>30585603
me.
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>>30584744
He's from Czechoslovakia
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>A new pony shows up in ponyville
>She claims that she used to be something called a "hyoo-man", and that she was somehow changed against her will
>She isn't able to offer much more information than that since the process damaged her memories
>Twilight and her friends agree to help her
>Mostly out of kindness, of course, but her story seems strangely familiar
>Twilight casts a spell to restore the newbie's memories, and she gasps as they flood back in
>She remembers everything!
>Well, almost everything
>She remembers that she used to be a he, and that her name was Anonymous, but she still can't quite recall how she became a pony
>She tries to thank Twilight and her friends, but they don't respond
>After a few seconds of awkward silence, they all begin to freak out
>The spell restored their memories too; they were all also humans
>Not just them, but everyone else
>Equestria was once Earth, and all the ponies, griffons, zebras, etc were humans
>All their pony memories from before Nightmare Moon returned are fake
>The girls and Anon decide to work together to try and discover exactly what happened
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>>30586076
So basically the opposite of Five Score?
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>>30585713
Is that what he told you? That country hasn't existed for 24 years. He's probably a changeling spy.
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>>30586076
This actually sounds like an awesome story.
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>>30537678
>Cuddly Doom will resume with its standard schedule on the evening of Monday July 24th.

Awe yeah update day today!
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>>30585713
Czech Republic. They split from Slovakia decades ago.
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>>30584244
You're the hero we need.
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>>30585713
>Czechoslovakia
Damn autists.
We Czeh Republic now.

Also forgot to proofread last delivery 'Cause I'm dumb.
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>>30587197
> Czeh Republic
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>>30529071
And not just writers, ideas and such need replies and discussion too.
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>Terrorist attack.
>Use experimental chemicals in dirty bomb.
>More accurately, they threw everything they had into a canister. shook it a little and stuck a fuse on it.
>Accidently create Pon-E and detonate it in a major city.
>You're close to ground zero.
Describe the immediate aftermath.
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>>30588492
I'm obligated to say orgy, rather than the more realistic answer of panic and horror.
If there's any justice in this world, the terrorists will have turned into suitably bad OCs.
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>>30588567
Yes, the instigators of the attack would all become laughably edgy red and black OCs for everyone else's amusement.
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Some smart arse unicorn immediately figures out magic and thinks the whole thing is awesome while everyone else loses their shit around him.
Others are entranced by mare-vag.
Police are only able to identify the perpetrators by their newly earned terrorism cutie marks.
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>>30537909
Thanks! I did.

>>30540524
>>30540807
Sorry if anything surrounding character motivation isn’t perfectly lucid.
I’m trying to keep everything as clear as possible, considering it’s confusing enough when there’s, like, three independent stories happening at once (It’s like Dunkirk but poorly written).

As of the last update, the ponies are trying to track James down with some urgency because he’s supposedly the only one who can do certain procedures the injured ponies in town may need.
Aside from that, he’s also a lying scoundrel, so if they track him down and he ends up as a pony, hey, that’s good too; they don’t have to worry about an evildoer like him prowling about.
I think the confusion may stem from the fact that Daisy is more inclined toward the former (as she cares deeply about the big-picture herd), while Typhoon Twist & Cobalt desire the latter.

And yes, Daisy is indeed racist about James’ aspirin – that, among many other things, will be apparent in today’s update.

>>30586583
Damn right!
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CUDDLY DOOM
Current chapter (continuing from >>30537678) can be found here: https://pastebin.com/EadPk3qW
The story’s full chapter directory can be found here: derpy.me/cuddlydoom

>As I galloped around the corner into the hospital’s parking lot, the splash of rainwater from a poorly drained puddle caused me to briefly envy the flighty privileges of my Pegasus friends
>After all, they were able to take to the skies and keep their hooves relatively dry amid the downpour, their glossy wings flicking water away with casual ease as they swooped among the drops
>From a high vantage, one might’ve even caught a glimpse of that double-dealing human somewhere in the streets, but I didn’t trouble myself too much, as his time would come soon enough…
>Once Snowfall met with us and divulged everything she knew, it’d be almost trivial tracking him down, with the time required to do so nearly dependent upon the herd’s trotting speed
>You can run all you want, you unscrupulous featherbrain, but the ponies all around you are rather eager about incurring the logical conclusion of your endeavor, to the benefit of everypony
>Shaking the rainwater from my foreleg and whipping my mane to the side as raindrops continued to pepper my face, I weaved around the abandoned cars filling the parking lot
>My hooves clicked against the wet asphalt as I snaked in and out of the very slowly fading skid marks that had been left over from the previous night
>Taking refuge beneath the overhang that sheltered the main entrance to the emergency room, one obnoxiously lurid vehicle at the skid marks’ terminus inevitably garnered my attention
>The fully operational ambulance’s keys were still in its ignition, the engine sputtering through its final drops of gasoline after it was ditched hours ago and left to idle indefinitely
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>>30588721
>A single siren light dimly turned in a slow circle atop the vehicle, silently alerting to those in its lonesome presence that some kind of emergency must be, or mush have been, afoot
>Following the skid marks recalling the vehicle’s frantic stop, I eyed the rear wheels of the ambulance, my gaze slowly rising over the rest of the vehicle’s back end
>A meager cloud streamed and curled from the exhaust pipe, and as the rear door’s handle became enveloped in a telekinetic aura, I rolled one side of it open with an eerie shuddering of metal
>Leerily pacing toward my reflection in the polished chrome of the bumper, I shifted my weight onto my hind hooves and launched into the darkness of the cabin, landing with a hollow thud
>As muddled daylight streamed in, it wasn’t too dark to make out most of the details surrounding me, and the soft glow of my horn further aided my investigation
>If I’d ever been inside one of these before I made any friends, those memories were certainly gone, but it seemed like a pretty standard bedroom setup, just with a lot of cabinets
>Admittedly, the bed frame was an uninspiring mishmash of snaking metal tubes, and the bed’s mattress was little more than a thick sheet of brightly colored foam
>I couldn’t see the appeal of designing the bed this way, especially with its wheels, straps and lack of pillows, and thankfully I had far better places to sleep tonight
>The plastic bags hanging from the tall metal stand next to it downright confused me – much of the bed did – but I could at least remember that these beds weren’t meant for overnight sleep
>Since ambulances were used for unhealthy people, I think a mobile napping center was more apt, although I couldn’t shake the feeling that something else about its purpose eluded me
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>>30588726
>Brushing aside the thought, I began to sift through the cabinets’ contents for anything that might help Typhoon Twist or anypony else in our herd
>Oh, what I wouldn’t give to have that human back here so he could at least tell me what’s useful and what isn’t… The last thing I need is for somepony to get zonked out on the wrong meds…
>Amid the varied containers and boxes of bandages clattering to the floor, my spirits elevated slightly when I managed to find one bottle of aspirin, its factory seal still unbroken
>It wasn’t morphine or any other high-strength painkiller, but I could sleep more easily knowing that what Cobalt and Typhoon were taking was the real deal
>Levitating a small zippered bag adorned with a faded cross symbol, I carefully collected the aspirin, a few bandages, disinfectant fluids, and some other simple first aid supplies we could use
>Jumping back down to the asphalt, my hooves landed with a resounding report, considerably louder than the bag of supplies gently subsiding a moment later next to the ambulance
>Casting my gaze in the direction from which I’d originally approached, I briefly considered simply returning to the Carmine Corners convenience store with this stock in hoof
>As my head swiveled to the hospital’s main door, however, it was difficult to convince myself to not spend at least a few extra minutes exploring its interior
>Worst case scenario, the search is a bust and Snowfall has a few extra minutes to get to know the rest of the herd in my absence – it’s not like the human could get far in the meantime
>Best case scenario, we could be really well prepared to deal with any pain, injury, or obstacle the upcoming odyssey would throw at us
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>>30588731
>Carefully sidestepping the scattered shards of broken glass littering the ground, my hooves briefly snagged on the torn remnants of an ambulance driver’s uniform left on the sidewalk curb
>If memory served correctly, she hadn’t even made it more than five or six paces from the ambulance’s door before one of the Pegasi latched on to her leg, knocking her to the ground
>At least, I think it was a Pegasus – the long tear down the shirt’s back was pretty consistent with anypony who became a Pegasus when they befriended our herd – I could be misremembering
>And not to mention, it was a group effort by ponies of several different types – after all, ponies are great at working together!
>When I’d caught up to her, I took over cuddling her barrel, which was so much easier once her wings tore out and the shirt slid away – her darn radio had been poking me in the rib
>With the blue fur rapidly consuming her face the more snuggly she became, I’ll never forget the moment I saw her look of horror turned into a smile of pure glee as she shook off her humanity
>Sure, befriending people was sometimes difficult, but it’s the little things that always make it aaaall worth it, knowing that ponies’ lives have been dramatically changed for the better
>Although, my sole regret from last night was how I wish I’d inquired more first, or that I hadn’t brought any knowledgeable ponies with me to address my newly resurfacing questions…
>Before we befriended that ambulance driver, she kept going on about something called the ‘Geneva Conventions’ and how we were ‘attacking a hospital’
>I know I told her that by befriending everyone in the hospital we were saving them from their ailments, not hurting them, but that didn’t seem to do much to sway her stance
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>>30588741
>It probably would have helped if I knew what the Geneva Conventions were, and, to the herd’s credit, a few minutes later a unicorn told me they had something to do with ‘prisoners of war’
>I had a pretty good idea what a prisoner is, and I’m still trying to figure out what war is – it’s most likely an acronym, and not the one used in a baseball context, but that’s all I know
>Kicking the tattered uniform away, I approached the front door with an air of curiosity as to whether it would still open automatically after having been smashed open
>Maybe it was the fact that it had been designed for humans, but the sensor yielded no response, prompting me to slip in through one of the smashed glass panels
>Being careful to avoid the sharp edges, I was greeted by a dim hallway punctuated by a series of benches and forsaken administrative desks, with papers strewn chaotically about
>As I walked vigilantly down the corridor, the clicking of my hooves against the tile resonated cavernously, filling the quiet air with its sole disturbances save for a steady drip of rain outside
>I passed row after row of beds, the machines around them having gone dark hours ago and their occupants long gone, the floor now strewn with discarded gowns, scrubs, and lab coats
>In one bed I found a teddy bear that had belonged to a young green unicorn filly who…
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>>30588750
>Well… I guess it hadn’t belonged to a unicorn filly originally, but rather, a young girl who had been in the emergency room recovering from a head injury when I found her
>Shutting out all the shouts echoing through the hospital, she’d been positively enamored by all the ponies running about, and she’d been beside herself with excitement that she got to join us
>In a place where most people weren’t otherwise willing to cuddle with us, she’d been a little ray of sunshine, and the fact that we could replace her gashes with a horn was icing on the cake
>Levitating the teddy bear from its entanglement amid the blankets and hospital gown, I tenderly looked at it for a few seconds before returning it to its place
>Arriving at the end of the emergency room’s beds without having scavenged much of interest, I nudged open a few closet doors, only to be greeted by janitorial supplies and papers
>The walls contained a sparse smattering of signs that would have once directed patients to the hospital’s various departments, but I found it hard to choose between the options
>Outpatients, Sonography/ECG, Pediatricians, Nursery Administration… Pharmacy? I guess that makes sense, right?
>If I were high-grade painkillers, where would I be…
>Prodding the bar of the stairwell door and entering its uninspired atmosphere, I mused to myself as my hooves clicked against the concrete, slowly ascending to the next floor
>Carefully shutting the stairwell door behind me, I peered out at a similar nondescript corridor closely resembling the one downstairs, though its rows of beds had been supplanted by office doors
>I should probably check the pharmacy in hopes of finding morphine or anything better than aspirin for Typhoon, and in the meantime I can check some of the other rooms on this floor for-
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>>30588758
>My thoughts were abruptly halted and I stopped where I was as a steady rhythm of steps filled the dim hallway, echoing from somewhere around the corner
>I might not have been so intrigued by them if not for the steps’ unique cadence, as the four-beat clicking of hooves with which I was familiar was markedly different than this one-two step
>Well, hello there, I guess you may have evaded our herd before now, but you’ll be our friend soon enough…
>Tucking against the wall and easing down the hallway with the most gentle hoofbeats I could manage, I flattened my ears against my head and peeked around the corner
>Against the backdrop of a window with its blinds drawn, I caught the silhouette of a young woman diligently peering into each room of the hospital as she slowly moved away from me
>With each flick of her head, the long curtain of hair flowing from atop her head further confirmed that she definitely wasn’t the young human male from Carmine Corners
>Still, she WAS a human
>Carefully inspecting her outfit and possessions, I noted a distinct lack of any visible weapons, her hands instead filled with rolls of bandages and a few packs of granola bars
>The grey of the dully lit hallway contrasted with her bright purple examination gloves, while the remainder of her clothes, from her black backpack to her grey coat and jeans, was much subtler
>Weighing the benefits granted by the element of surprise, I considered lunging at her and befriending her before she even knew I was here, but after a moment’s consideration, I hesitated
>Especially considering the setting in which I’d encountered her, what if she were able to do all the medical procedures that the other human could, given those fine hands of hers?
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>>30588765
>What if SHE could be the one to monitor our herd’s lifeblood, and ensure that everypony that had been injured last night was taken care of, without shortcomings?
>Not to mention, it always felt good to make a friend willingly whenever that was an option
“Excuse me, w-”
>“Oh, FUCK!”
>With our voices bouncing through the empty hallway, she pivoted to face me, her expression of tempered fear twisting into one of abject horror as her eyes met mine
“I just wanted to know-”
>“No! Oh, fuck! You’re one of the ponies who was here last night! You’re that white unicorn, oh please, not you!”
>Out of focus and just over her shoulder, I noticed a stairwell door at the hallway’s end, and in spite of her terror, I was shocked as she continually defied my expectations of her fleeing
>Whether she was paralyzed with fear or genuinely interested in speaking a few words to me, I couldn’t tell, so I held my ground at the hallway corner, a few yards away from her
>I did my best to speak calmly in hopes of pacifying her racing heart, using dialogue filled with kindness and a gaze that was anything but confrontational
“My name’s Daisy… I wanted to know if you could help us or whether you’d like to cuddle…”
>“Daisy, why… why did you come back? This place has been deserted for hours, why didn’t you just leave with the herd, you know, on to the next town, like all the other ponies?”
>Truth be told, I hadn’t given the question too much thought before now, especially after I’d felt fine leaving a couple prior towns once the ponies had firm control of the situations there
>Nonetheless, at some point I knew I couldn’t keep leaving my friends behind, and I’d want a quiet place to settle down, with this town seeming better than most
>Far from the quiet place I’d anticipated, the few remaining humans in this town were proving to be quite bothersome, with one particular EMT coming to mind…
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>>30588770
“It might be a little cliché to say it, but I’m bringing peace to this town”
>With a slow, shaky nod, she reluctantly removed her backpack and set it on the ground, averting her eyes from mine only momentarily as they gradually began welling up with tears
>“Please… Daisy… It’s just you here, right?”
“Yes, as far as I know”
>I slowly began closing the distance between us, if only to help hear the pleas that were escaping her mouth with feeble volume
>“Please, Daisy… Please, just let me go… I don’t want any trouble…”
>Her words gave me pause, prompting me to cock my head to the side as her words sifted through my mind
“Trouble? What are you talking about?”
>“Anything you want, I can give it to you… Food, medicine, tools, you name it, please just… Take it all and let me be – tell me what you want and it’s yours, really…”
“I just… I want to do what’s best for my herd. That’s my sole concern, now and always – maybe you can help us, but I’d need you to come with me and give me your full trust”
>“Y-Yeah, uh, what… wait, what do you need? I don’t need to be a pony for this, right?”
“I kind of hate to say it, but to be honest, it’d be better if you weren’t a pony. Did you work in this hospital?”
>Her eyes lit up
>“I-I-I did! I’ve been on staff for eight years now – I know this place like the back of my hand!”
>My eyes lit up
“Really?! Oh my, that’s fantastic! We need someone who can do a few finer medical procedures for injured ponies, say, as you probably know, Jenkins-North injections are quite precise”
>“Jenkins… North?”
“Yeah, as it turns out, unicorn magic is alright at performing most procedures, but that one in particular requires hands on account of… Hey, are you okay?”
>Her head was buried in one of her hands, the tempo of her breathing and heart gradually ticking upwards the more I spoke
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>>30588777
>“You want me to perform… what, again?”
“Jenkins-North injections, you know, the fairly rudimentary procedure taught to new EMTs?”
>“Those… what…”
“They involve a syringe drawing fluid from a pill capsule and then injecting it… uh… well, it has to do with cuts that could possibly be infected”
>She dropped her hand and met my gaze grimly, causing me to shift my weight back as a single tear rolled from one of her eyes
>“Daisy, what the hell is this? There’s no procedure by that name – no one would ever take the active ingredient from a pill like that – why are you playing games with me?”
“I… I’m not! I’m not lying to you, it-”
>“You always did like playing games with your prey – you could at least let me go out with some damn dignity!”
“Games? I don’t… what are you talking about?!”
>“You’re trying to make me look like an idiot before you turn me into one of YOU, just like you made my coworker look like a coward!”
“I don’t understand! Really! What do you mean by that?”
>“You know exactly what I mean… You busted into the room in which he was working, and when he tried to fight you off with a scalpel, you used your fucking magic to grab it from him”
“And… And why wouldn’t I? He was clearly more than willing to use it against me and-”
>“That’s not all though – you pushed him to the floor and took this domineering stance over him, delaying his transformation just so you could say some speech about stealing his humanity”
“But really, I didn’t mean any ill will by it! I really only had his best interests and the best interests of our herd in mind! I’m not sadistic like you’re making me out to be!”
>That… that may have only been partially true…
>“And yet instead of just hugging him immediately, you needed to break his will first… why, Daisy?”
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>>30588780
>My gaze sunk to my forehooves and the tiles in front of me as I carefully pondered the question, my eyes darting back and forth as a hundred trains of thought piled into the railyard
>I didn’t find anything fun about it when I needed to do it… r-right?
“But you have to understand, it’s not an immediate transformation, and I’m responsible for everypony’s safety…”
>“And what difference does that make?”
“I understand that not everyone’s going to be willing to cuddle with us – that’s just how it is – and while we can usually do so by force, whenever I see a human brandishing a weapon…”
>I let out a long shuddering exhale, pausing for what felt like an eternity
>“What, Daisy?”
“I just get so scared that somepony’s going to get hurt… Even if I can take the weapon away, their violent tendencies persist until the pony element of their personality consumes them”
>“I worked with him for years and he never hurt a fly… before you nuzzled his face and spread that horrid yellow fur down his chest, I still have to wonder whether it was truly necessary”
“If it meant that he wasn’t going to punch another pony while resisting, I think a bit of mental anguish that he’d end up forgetting a moment later is worth it...”
>“So it’s okay to take someone’s dignity and masculinity, so long as you also take their memories? I never realized three wrongs made a right with ponies – what’s in store for me?”
“Look, I’m sorry if it was something I said... I wasn’t trying to make you look stupid, honest! I suppose I’m just desperate to find someone why can do Jenkins-North injections”
>“And I’m telling you right now, those procedures simply don’t exist!”
“Maybe it’s just… something you didn’t learn? There was an EMT walking me through how to do one of them, and would he lie about how t-”
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>>30588787
>Would he lie about it? Blooming apples, of course he would, Daisy, don’t let yourself get conned that easily… Oh, ponyfeathers…
>With a long sigh, I dropped my head, letting my mane droop apathetically as I wrestled with the fact that I’d been duped in the human’s ruses, not only once, but twice
>Shame on me…
>When I lifted my eyes again, the woman had taken a seat on the hospital floor, and was withdrawing a laptop from her backpack
>The back of its screen was adorned with a logo matching the one emblazoned across the marble over the hospital’s entrance, and featured prominently elsewhere on papers and stationery
>With a soft glow lighting up the logo and bathing her face in a greenish-yellow warmth, the computer came to life as she turned the screen so we could both observe it simultaneously
>“You don’t need to go tackling me. It’s a laptop, not a weapon”
“Yeah, thanks for the heads-up… so, what are you doing with that? Googling whether a Jenkins-North injection is a real thing?”
>“I wish I could; the Internet’s been down across town since last night and I’ve been preeeetty much cut off with the outside world”
“Oh… right…”
>Last night when Morning Star mentioned that he had an extensive background in IT, I was ecstatic to have somepony who could ensure that no one in town would raise an alarm about us
>It was hard not to start spacing out after he started bringing up all he knew about cables and networks, but it was clear he knew exactly what would be required to ‘cut off’ the town
>I hadn’t fully thought through the ramifications, but this was still a worthy tradeoff for future herds’ success at finding friends with less resistance to their cuddles
>“This computer has all of the hospital’s plaintext records going back about a decade, and if I open that up… just give it a moment to load… there! Thousands and thousands of entries, see?”
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>>30588801
>Following where her finger was pointing, I not only noticed the entry directory, but also a small search bar at the top of the screen
>My ear twitched slightly as her hands lowered to the keyboard, a soft series of clicks echoing through the hallway with each key pressed
>“And if we search for ‘Jenkins-North’, it gives us… no entries. Not one. If it were a common thing, wouldn’t it be mentioned in at least one ambulance report? EMT report? Doctor’s note?”
“Okay… but… the EMT showing it to me said…”
>Why am I still defending him when it’s clear he blatantly lied? Was there any point in dithering about making him a pony now? Did he have ANY special skills as a human that a pony wouldn’t?
>“You seem lost in thought, Daisy… is… is something wrong?”
“I’m okay… It’s just… Are there any procedures that a human would be able to do that a telekinetically adept unicorn couldn’t?”
>It was, evidently, her turn to look distraught as I concluded my question
>“Having seen you grab a scalpel from someone’s hand and spin it about nonchalantly, while in the midst of a monologue… I’m… I’m really not sure… can you bandage wounds?”
“I haven’t done it, but I can say pretty confidently that I’d be able to”
>“Administer injections?”
“Yeah, that too”
>“Use a defibrillator, oxygen mask?”
“Yes, to both”
>“And you can push buttons on a machine?”
“That’s pretty much foal’s play…”
>“Well, I… I hate to say it, but from those I can’t think of any reason why you wouldn’t be just as good of a medical professional as anyone who was walking these halls yesterday…”
“I’m relieved to hear that for the sake of all the injured ponies in our herd… why… why would that ever be a bad thing?”
>My query wasn’t answered immediately, instead being met with the woman removing her jacket and pulling off the shirt she’d been wearing beneath, tossing both on the floor
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>>30588811
>“It’s just that, well… I guess my time’s up…”
“You’re seriously ready to be a pony… just like that? No… no tricks? In a way, I’m… surprised you’re not making a run for it…”
>I glanced at the stairwell behind her, attracting her attention even as she mindlessly continued undressing by removing her wristwatch
>“That wouldn’t end well for either of us... and besides, I’ve been struggling to scavenge for food and water in just these past few hours. I know when I’m deep in the losing corner”
“We’ve got plenty of produce for any pony’s inclinations, and though some ponies lack wings or a horn, they’re known to have incredible green thumbs... er, whatever it’d be for ponies”
>“I’m glad to hear it. And seeing as I can’t offer your herd anything as a human that you couldn’t get from a unicorn, there isn’t much point to you letting me stay human anyways…”
>Unfastening her belt and kicking off her shoes, she slid the jeans down her legs and discarded them with a weak toss, a faint jingle of car keys announcing their impact with the floor
“Don’t get yourself down too much – after all, there is ONE thing that humans are good at that ponies have yet to master…”
>“Oh yeah? And what would that be?”
>While she finally removed the socks, leaving her clothed by nothing more than her undergarments and vivid purple gloves, I rolled onto my back and shot her a friendly grin
“Belly rubs?”
>She met my eager expression with the first smile I’d yet seen from her
>“Daisy, you’re such a silly pony”
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>>30588820
>After a moment’s pause, I felt her fingers dig into my chest fur, a slow rhythm of tender scratches commencing from each of her hands as my relaxation started deepening
>I let out a gentle moan of bliss, briefly letting myself drift away in the pure ecstasy of the moment as wave after wave of pleasure rocked my body
>It wasn’t the same magnitude of bliss that accompanied making friends, but it was still incredibly, incredibly nice…
>If not for the fact that I could mimic the sensation quite well with inanimate objects, say, a backscratcher I’d found in the drawers of one house, I’d genuinely want to keep a human around
>With a soft groan, I noticed one of her hands pull away from my chest fluff, only to feel myself joyously gasp a moment later as the hand found itself in the fuzz behind one of my ears
>As the scratches started anew, I couldn’t suppress the urge to melt in her hand, my head gently rocking back and forth with her movement
>“Look at you, you little cutie… you’re not so terrifying when I’m giving you scritches…”
“Ngghhh, that’s the ticket…”
>“And your fur’s just so soft and adorable… I… I know what’s going to happen… but I need to feel it for myself – none of these silly gloves…”
>After a pair of soft snaps causing one of my ears to flick and momentarily eliciting my eyes to slide open ever so slightly, both hands returned to the envelopment of my chest fluff
>The feeling of them scratching my fur spurred a wave of ecstasy unlike any of those that had preceded, the grippness of the gloves having been replaced with the warm skin of her fingers
>It sent me sprawling for a few blissful moments before the texture continued to change, her contact seeming to harden amid a faintly poignant sigh
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>>30588824
>“I guess that’s the end of belly rubs, little pony. Although I must say, your fur is very, VERY soft, and I’m kind of looking forward to having an adorable coat of my own just like it…”
>Still dazed by the bliss of the scratches, my eyes slowly began sliding open before the startling sensation of my body being hoisted up and settled into her lap
>I forgave her for overestimating her balancing capabilities as the transformation rapidly progressed, the abrupt protrusion at her tailbone and shifting leg muscles causing us to topple
>Thankfully it didn’t hurt, and as she wrapped her mostly-formed forehooves around me and pulled me into a newfound embrace, it was clear that she wasn’t hurt either
>Far from being battered, she was shivering with ecstasy as dark brown fur raced up her cheeks, her muzzle pressing out with a smile that seemed to stretch ear to ear
>Obviously ‘ear to ear’ was an expression to be taken with a grain of salt, especially once the frontier of fur reached her ears, gently floating them upwards to their new dwelling places
>As they reshaped conclusively into a pair of fuzzy, pointed equine ears atop her head, each flicked to attention and began taking in the previously faint pitter-patter of rain outside
>A dark purple mane with a narrow pink highlight flowed over her dark brown face, veiling it with long, beautiful strands as she let met my eyes amid a merry giggle
>I could only see one of her eyes, but where dark brown irises had once emanated a fearful, downcast demeanor, her vibrant pink irises now shimmered with glee
>I had only a brief moment to glance at the rest of her, taking in her fully equine body from its four hooves to her long flowing tail, before her hooves pulled me into a crushing embrace
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>>30588832
>Returning the hug with my own forehooves, a few more waves of ecstasy visibly coursed through her body, shaking her core as she shook off the final trappings of her former humanity
>After a moment, she kicked away her defunct undergarments and rolled onto her back, running her hoof through her chest of newfound fur with a gentle sigh
>“I’ll be honest, I think my fur’s even softer than I remember yours being…”
“Aren’t you glad you decided to join us… um… I’m sorry, dear, what’s your name?”
>“Mocha Swirl… and Daisy, if there’s anything, anything I can ever do to repay you for gifting me with this wonderful new life, you just let me know…”
>I reflected on the scene for a moment, at least waiting long enough for Mocha Swirl to briefly revel in her new fur before her eyes slid open
“There is… one thing. It hurts a lot when one of the ponies in my herd tries to walk. Could you direct me to where I could find some painkillers for her, something better than just aspirin?”
>Mocha Swirl rolled onto her stomach as rose to her hooves, flicking her tail with intrigue as she pondered my request
>“Hmm… well, bute’s no good for humans so I’d hesitate to give that to a human-turned-pony… how about a low dose of morphine? I’m not aware of any adverse effects it’d have with equines”
“Oh, thank goodness, that’s actually what I was thinking of! You can tell me where to find it here?”
>“I can do you one better. Quick question, in terms of dosages, is the mare who needs it about the same size as me?”
“Yeah, roughly, although she’s a Pegasus so she’s a bit less muscular and I reckon she might have hollow bones like a bird would…”
>“Well, I’ll weigh myself and figure she’s just a few pounds lighter. I’ll be back in a jiffy, just hang out here!”
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>>30588841
>With a clamor of hooves on tile, Mocha Swirl galloped giddily to the stairwell and disappeared, leaving me alone in the dim hallway with nothing but the laptop’s glow to accompany me
>I briefly considered pulling up a game of Solitaire to pass the time, or even… I could… No, there was no point to that… But maybe… Nah, forget it…
>Using a pencil eraser to traverse the screen, I powered down the laptop and returned it to the backpack, reasoning that there was no use running down its battery amid the blackout
>After a few short minutes, Mocha Swirl returned with a paper bag and gel pen clamped between her teeth
>As I levitated the bag from her grip, I noticed its heft, causing me to investigate the contents, including a sizable array of small syringes, some preparatory materials, and a strange bottle
>“That’s the morphine – I’ve written all the injection instructions and dosage guidelines on the side of the bag. Start with a quarter dose to see if it does the trick, and don’t exceed the max”
>Rotating the bag around, I found her writing scrawled with the evident inexactness of a pony who’d been writing with her teeth, but nonetheless, it was unmistakably legible
>After confirming the dosages with her and running through the instructions, I felt more than ready to give this medicine to Typhoon, hopefully freeing her from the grip of discomfort
“Mocha, I’m so thankful to you for what you’ve done, from the bottom of my heart…”
>“Don’t mention it, Daisy. I wish all the best for you and your herd; I’m going to try to track down my coworkers… well, former coworkers that are now mares and stallions, that is…”
“I haven’t spoken with them since last night when our herd came through here, but you’d best check the edge of town near the rocky river, as that’s where they seemed to be headed”
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>>30588852
>She responded with a smile, her eyes glistening with joy after what was undoubtedly a rough half day – not that she was obligated to retain memories of that struggle any longer
>“Thank you again, Daisy… for everything… if I ever come across any other humans, I’m going to do my best to convince them likewise that being a pony is, like, the best thing ever!”
“You’re very welcome Mocha, and if you e- hrk!”
>I was cut off as her hooves wrapped around my barrel, pulling me into a tight embrace before we went our separate ways
>“Sorry! I’m sorry… I just… got excited…”
“That’s quite alright, Mocha Swirl, and for what it’s worth, you’ve convinced me that it’s better off for everyone to be a pony, too… and that truly means everyone…”
>“Mhmm!”
“Take care sweetie, and be on the lookout for humans! Good luck finding your herd!”
>As the excited din of clicking hooves against tile faded toward the stairwell and disappeared with the door clapping shut, I again found myself alone in the tranquility of the empty hallway
>A quick search of Mocha Swirl’s abandoned backpack yielded nothing new of interest in my scavenging quest, and I too began trotting toward the stairwell before slowing to a stop
>I could also… No, no, I didn’t need it… And after all, the rain would be a nuisance in that regard…
>Proceeding down the stairs, I found my way back to the main entrance and the overhang in front of the hospital, the lonely ambulance light still dimly rotating atop the deserted vehicle
>Levitating the morphine supplies into the protective zippered bag and hoisting it in my magical aura, I looked out across the vacant town as the downpour continued soaking its streets

Cuddly Doom’s standard Monday/Thursday update schedule will continue on the evening of Thursday July 27.
‘Til then, I hope everypony has a great week!
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>>30588861
Way to go Mocha Swirl, you've just doomed all of us. Also on a side note if the cuddlocalypse ever happens someone needs to figure out a way to keep the unicorns from taking your weapon from you. That being said another good update, I look forward to Thursday.
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>>30588993
Not really possible, unfortunately. even If you had the weapon attached to your limbs they could still just grapple you around. Your best bet would be either ambushing them or attacking before they can react, and I probably wouldn't have it in me to attack a cute unsuspecting pony with deadly intent.
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>>30589137
Knowing what their "intent" is should make it a little easier, especially if you look at the transformation as a form of dying. And on the plus side Unicorns seem to be pretty rare amongst the converted. So it's just a matter of keeping covered and going for the unicorns first in a confrontation. I've also been toying with the idea of using attack dogs seeing as how the infection only affects humans.
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>>30588993
fake out suicide vest? you're no use to them if they think you'll blow up
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>>30589560
Actually I had that idea too but I wasn't sure if they'd call my bluff.
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>>30589600
>>30589560
for safety's sake why not make it a real thing?

if you go with the 'it's basically death' reading then it's not like you have anything to lose
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>>30589600
They'd start crying and rush over to your aid, converting you in the process. Keep in mind that in their mind, you are a potential friend, and in terms of suicide, you are a potential friend in mortal danger, and the conversion would heal your wounds and ailments.
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>>30589715

Well other than the fact that my main goal is survival first and foremost. Getting the components necessary to make a suicide vest would be next to impossible and if I could I wouldn't know how to make one. I'm looking at the cuddlocalypse from a real world how would I survive.
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>>30589715
I'd like to clarify that ponies wouldn't know what a suicide vest is. You would have to convince them you would die, which you may or may not be able to to do.
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>>30589747
Honestly mate your best bet is to just be in the middle of absolute fucking nowhere and live off the land. Unlike in a zombie apocalypse where the zombies tend to wander aimlessly in herds, the ponies seem to stick together in a more organized manner and hang around ex-human settlements for food and shelter, so all you have to do is stay the hell away from civilization and you should be fine for the most part. You might encounter a stray pony adventurer or the like every now and then but you would be able to easily dispose of them and we already know that they can be reasoned with diplomatically when they're alone, although I wouldn't trust them to not report your location so you can't risk any to live with the knowledge of your presence.
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>>30589793
Although bugging out would seem like the best option I live far enough up north that without proper shelter I'd die before the ponies could even have a chance. Not that I doubt my survival skills but they don't do much good when it's -50 outside. On the plus side though if my town was able to react to the infection quick enough to put it down we're about 800 km away from the nearest city so it'd be possible to set up a safe zone for humans.
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>>30589793
>tfw would be very very well suited for surviving the pone apocalypse
>wouldn't want to 'survive' it
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>>30587197
pfff noone cares you're not from a real country anyways
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>>30588861
What an... Odd interaction.
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>>30588841
>After a moment, she kicked away her defunct undergarments

No keep them on!
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>>30589295
>One day someone like me is gonna kill you and your whole fuckin race.

Last words before being converted.
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>>30588861
You're a wonderful person.
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>>30589878
>have all sorts of ideas and notes about surviving and combatting a zombie infection / civil war scenario.
>all that knowledge would be used to help the herd.
Sorry i guess, if its any consolation i'll cuddle you quickly.
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>>30591461
Good job. Big improvement there.
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>>30582832
Getting all her magic power should more than make up for being the little filly. She escaped any substantial punishment for enslaving a town so maybe this is some cosmic justice.
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>>30591461
OMG that's awesome! Saved.
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>>30585048
What a terrible cost to become the little pony.
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>>30589295
Is it bad I can't wait for humanity to get the old wheels of war turning? Get some good old fashioned propaganda, and drafting,and total war, and defoliants, and carpet bombing, and mine laying, and...
basically, the ponies are going in with a double dose of naivety against a species that's had centuries to perfect the art of war.
Fucking hoofniggers gonna burn.
I mean, I imagine all you'd have to do to fuck up a unicorn is outrange them, and a pegusai running up against an anti-aircraft battery, likely downgraded to something like 7.62 and set to shoot anything out of the sky that's horse shaped, and ponies having to cross a field covered by LMGs and supported by rifle teams.
And on top of that, all you need to counter a horse is to just wear cloth all over your body, so just a uniform and a ski mask is all you'd need to outsmart one of those horse fucks.
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>>30592665
>tfw off by one
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>>30592665
>Is it bad I can't wait for humanity to get the old wheels of war turning?

Fuck sign me up! I can't wait till the humans finally start to put up an actual fight in this story, no offence. But we're pretty awesome at killing thing. Daisy and her horde are just having an easy go at it because they're attacking civilians without any warning. The way I see it those who turn willingly are traitors and those turned against their will well I'm doing them a favour.
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Don't mind me, just writing about a pony re-education camp.

>There’s a pink pony, staring at me from the mirror.
>It’s still taking me a moment to realize that horse is me now.
>I watch as it’s face goes from an expression of curiosity, to annoyance.
>Along with a flinch of discomfort as it’s ears flop back.
>I look away from the mirror, as I raise a hoof up, and feel at one of my big, stupid, floppy ears.
>It’s oddly sensitive, and what annoys me more is there’s this itchy little spot behind it I just can’t seem to reach.
>I try reaching it with one hoof, then the other hoof, but I seem to just not have the flexibility to reach it.
>In a moment of desperation, I finally try to scratch at it with a rear hoof, which surprisingly works.
>I let my hoof drop back to the ground as I blush, realizing that I had just been scratching myself like a dog, when I could have just used magic, or something.
>I mean, in the long run, both actions are as equally inhuman as catching a thrown stick with your mouth, or cleaning yourself with your tongue.
>I let out a long sigh, and stare at the sad unicorn in the mirror, and realize that there’s likely no way back from this.
>I’m either going to run from here, and away from any kind of magic that can restore my humanity, or be broken by this place, and no longer want to return human anyways.
>I mean, the ponies aren’t likely to help, given that being human’s illegal, and the only other race I know of that could reverse this would maybe be zebras and their potions, but for all I know, they’d be just as likely to turn me back, as to turn me into a frog or some shit.
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>>30592823
>I look over as I hear the showers turn off, and see Snugglebun trying to punt a few of the other Students? Trainees? upright.
>I stay where I am, waiting for the line to form, making a fairly safe assumption that our fearless leader’s taking us to the cafeteria.
>Everyone’s still looking like hell warmed over, and now that the muck’s been cleaned off the earth ponies, it’s clear that the pegasi got the worst of it.
>If I had to guess, it probably has to do with trying to do something complex and dangerous, such as flying, with two new limbs that you have just had grow out of your back.
>I’m not sure how fast one of those bird-horses can go, but I doubt faceplanting at that speed’s comfortable.
>If it weren’t for the fur, I’d bet that they’d be black, blue, and red all over, especially after a few weeks of this kinda treatment.
>The ponies, in what could roughly be called a line by a blind man, march by, and I follow them out into the halls.
>As we pass by a pony giving us an uncomfortably wide smile, the group clumps up around Snugglebun, and I turn to ask her something.
“So, what’s the deal with the, uh, Sisters? Why are they like that?”
>”The Sisters? They…It’s a different process. I think this was when they just tried to rush things, and do it all with magic, and, well, the process more or less left them lobotomized. The normal recruits eventually go out and have successful lives, but those ponies… There’s just nothing between their ears.”
>The collective group huddles closer together, and as I look upon the terrified faces of my comrades, I wonder if that glass of bleach sent me to hell instead of Equestria.
>”I mean, it’s not all bad, I mean, some of those people just got the short straw, but most of ‘em… let’s just say, there weren’t paragons of virtue.”
>I stare into the eyes of one of the “sisters” we pass, and I feel a shiver run down my spine.
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>>30592827
>I stare into the eyes of one of the “sisters” we pass, and I feel a shiver run down my spine.
>Great, not only is this some kinda racist? Specist? political prison, but it’s full of lobotomized actual criminals as well.
“Are you sure they’re safe, if they’re criminals and all?”
>”yeah, I mean, the most they’ll do is just try and cuddle you, but past a little unwanted hugging, I’d say they’re harmless.”
>I hope that Snugglebun’s telling the truth on this, and not just glancing over the details about that time when one of those “harmless” ponies tore someone’s throat out.
>I feel my stomach grumble again, as the smells of fried something waft over from the large doors leading to what I’m guessing is the cafeteria.
>My guess is confirmed as moments later, we enter into a reasonably sized cafeteria, with what I’d guess are two or three other groups of recruits, along with a few tired looking guardponies.
>A line forms in front of the counter, where a grey earth pony is frying what looks like hay?
>I mean, we’re horses now, but frying hay?
>I take a dollop onto my tray, and wonder if the fact it smells so good is either because it’s been fried, or if I just have horse senses now, which could mean that it tastes better than it looks.
>Everyone takes their trays and heads over to an empty table, and of course that little red bastard takes a seat next to me.
“What do you want, mudblood?”
>”You know earth ponies can actually do magic, right?”
“No, I mean, as in you’re some kinda magic thing, that can’t do magic, and I can see my insult immediately fell through.”
>”well, if I had to insult myself for not being able to do the invisible, and see the impossible, I’d go with a classic, like horn-nigger.”
”but wouldn’t I just be insulting myself, then? And why are you so invested in coming up with slurs that apply to yourself?”
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>>30592832
>”Well, you figured out magic, right? The way I figure it, if I got everyone pushing my shit in on not being able to use magic, then that’d be some form of motivation to figure it out faster, right?”
“Implying they wouldn’t just make fun of you for being small enough to fit inside a thimble, with ample leg room.”
>I give a shit-eating grin to the tiny scrunching mare, and realize that she was right, ponies are pretty adorable when they’re pissed.
“Alright, enough of that, how about we get some food in us, before they march us off to cult class?”
>”Alright, fine. But I hope you realize this isn’t over, right?
>I roll my eyes, then look down at my food.
>Are we… just supposed to bend down, and eat it like some sort of animal?
>I mean, it’s not like we could use utensils with hooves anyways.
>I look around at the rest of the group, and try to gauge their reactions to the situation.
>I see a few are still staring at their plates, trying to figure out what to do, while most seem to have resigned themselves to shoving their faces into their food, and just chomping away.
>I mentally shrug, and decide getting some food in now is better than trying to fiddle with my probably unreliable magic, and dip my head down to my plate.
>I take a few sniffs, and find the fried food smells just as good as it did a few minutes ago, and tentatively take a bite.
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>>30592841
>My eyes widen as I happily chew on the fried grains, this stuff ain’t half bad, for what amounts to grass stuck in a deep frier.
>I quickly down the food, and all too soon, find myself staring mournfully at an empty plate.
>If I had to guess what made that meal taste so good, I’d have to say that half the reason could be attributed to horse tastebuds, and the other half from hunger being the best spice.
>I take another glance around, and notice the group is all nearly done with their food as well, and seem to be mostly chatting among themselves.
>The conversations seem to mainly be various and sundry worries, whether it be the blatant brainwashing we’re about to receive, to worries about never learning their special pony powers.
>I look at the wall to try and figure out what time it is, and all I can see is some kinda sundial mounted to the wall, with a mote of light hovering under it.
>I think it’s some kind of sun cult wall art, until I realize it’s supposed to be an artificial sundial, which only makes things worse, since I have no idea how to read one of those.
>I’m not entirely sure how it works, but the shadow being in the middle of the thing at least gives me the vague clue that it’s supposed to be midday.
>Makes sense, if lunchtime was around now.
>Snugglebun stands up, and clears her throat.
>”Alright, you’ve got clean, got some grub in you, now how about we get you all off to class before Sister Praise gets any more reason to have my ass on a platter.”
>Everyone of course grumbles as they get up, and form an orderly line behind Snugglebun.
>At this point, it’s just second nature to form lines behind people.
>I swear, even if I manage to get out of here, I’d be following random folks down the street like a lost duckling.
>It’s another long boring walk, through the halls, the voices of idle chit-chat bouncing off the marble walls.
>I take a moment to think, so just who all wound up here?
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>>30592850
>Was it just everyone who decided that life sucked too hard, and took the magic bleach route out?
>Was it everyone who chose to chug down bleach to make their express exit from the land of the living, or was there some other bar to entry?
>I glance over at a pair of “sisters” hugging to one side of the hallway.
>I consider, just who were they?
>Snugglebun didn’t exactly elaborate on what kind of unscrupulous deeds they committed, for all I know they could have either been petty thieves, or serial killers.
>Hell, maybe they just didn’t feel like being friends with people who wipe personalities on a whim.
>I turn away from the scene, and look towards the door the group was entering.
>Welp, I guess it’s time to learn the hard way what exactly Sister Hard-Ass has in store for us.
>The first look into the classroom reveals nothing out of the ordinary, with desks lined up in rows designed for ponies in mind.
>As I walk towards a seat in the corner, I can’t help but hope there won’t be any homework, buying of school supplies, or whatever other inane bullshit I’m going to inevitably get saddled with anyways.
>Sister Praise-Celestia-In-All-Ways is sitting at the front of the classroom, with a smug, self satisfied expression.
>It’s honestly like she almost didn’t expect us to show up, but it’s not like that wasn’t going to happen with the “sisters” and the occasional guardpony roaming the halls.
>That, and the fact that there’d probably be another manhunt fired up to hunt your ass down to bring you back here and lobotomize you if you so much as took two steps outside.
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>>30592858
>Honestly, it’s probably just easier to sit down, shut up, and sing whatever praises they want you to, just so you can go back to living another miserable life, except with pastel ponies.
>I cast my gaze at the rainbow assortment of other ponies all trying to figure out where they’re going to sit, and think, these are all people who decided living was too hard for them.
>What’s keeping them from deciding they’re better off dead, instead of living through the pony run human holocaust.
>Well, aside from the fact that the ponies seem to be trying to get these people to fit into their society, rather than figuring out how many they can fit into a mass grave.
>Still, it kinda sucks that they’re trying to hammer their sun-god cult into everyone’s head, but I suppose it keeps people from trying to overthrow a literal god, in favor of a communist government, or whatever.
>Eventually all the ponies are sitting in their seats, and giving the nun pony all the rapt attention they can muster.
>What follows is probably the best rendition of classic hard-ass christian education, as performed by an equine.
>Sister Praise definitely earned her nickname that day, as she was one hell of a quick draw with her ruler.
>It might have just been a regular old wood one, but I’m pretty sure if it were made out of metal, there would have been casualties.
>Even as is, I’m sure some of the ponies she reprimanded are going to have bruises.
>But the pony who got it worst of all, had to have been Snugglebun.
>I don’t know how, but Sister Praise must have had eyes in the back of her head to have caught half the stuff Snugglebun was doing.
>And not only that, but she was twice as nasty with where she targeted Snugglebun, I accidentally nearly dozed off in class, and caught a ruler ‘round the ear once, and that stung like a motherfucker.
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>>30592866
>Snugglebun turns, and giggles as she leads me out of the chapel.
>”Honestly kid, gossiping is basically relevant shitposting. And it always pays to have the juiciest tidbits, hot off the marble.”
“Not like I’d be able to help all that much there, with having spent less than a grand total of one day here.”
>Snugglebun looks back and gives me a sly, knowing smile as she leads me towards the same garden area the earth ponies were assigned earlier.
>”Honestly, unless you’re deaf, blind and lame, you’d be surprised at the sort of crap you can pick up on.”
“I doubt it.”
>I huff then flinch as my tail unconsciously flicks in annoyance.
>I give my tail a brief look of annoyance, then turn back, as I head towards the sounds of humming emanating from the garden.

Pastebin updated: https://pastebin.com/x5gDSY9F

And that's it, sorry for being slightly late with this update, had a grandparent die last week
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>>30592823
Oh hey this story, I like this story.

>>30592875
Sorry to hear about your Grandparent.
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>>30592893
> I like this story.
glad to hear it.
anything in specific you're liking and/or disliking about it?
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>>30592875
Thanks for the update.
My condolences.
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>>30592934
>anything in specific you're liking

I really liked the beginning and the whole Equestrian Inquisition bit, especially there terrible attempts at conversion. That part where he made that Earth Pony cry was hilarious. Becoming a pink unicorn was pretty funny too.
I mean I could keep going but overall it's got a nice pace to it and it's funny for something that has forced conversion and being brainwashed into a cult as it's main theme.
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A mysterious store opens up downtown, full of various and sundry items, that when used, turn you into a pony, usually with some relevant side effects, like collars turning you into the pet pone, or magic fertility pills that turn you into the broodmare.
What purchases would you make from that store?
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>>30593809
Cucumbers and socks.
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>>30593809
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>>30593809
A collar and a pretty dress

Hopefully that will be enough to make me the pet trap horse
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>>30590012
"N-no please! Leave me be! I'll do anything!"

"Wait no on second thought... sure yeah let's do it."
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>>30593953
So, all of them?
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>>30593953
>take pickle to Curse Purge Plus
>Rick removes the pony transformation as well as whatever the fuck side effect it had, thinking they're both part of the curse
>now you just have an overpriced pickle
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>>30594510
What side effect would a pickle even have?
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>>30594540
Well, a pickle is an aged and treated cucumber. Maybe eating it will age you and make you bitter, as well as turning you into the pony?
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More Lucky when
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>>30594627
We need this. It was just getting to some juicy revelations.
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>>30594540
>>30594577
Turns you into a pregnant pony with a pickle craving.
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>>30593809
Milk
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>>30593809
Wait so do we know the items are cursed when we buy them?
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>>30595305
It seems that way. What if someone else was to bear the consequences of the magic, how would you curse them?
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>become Syria pony
>have to run from Donald and his secret service while they chuck tomahawks at you
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I want to join Faust's horsie harem I know she has locked in a shed in Quebec
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>>30595281
I don't understand what I find so appealing about the idea of being the little milk mare.
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>>30597253
It's more about fertility and giving life to those under your care. It'll warm your heart to see yourself caring for another, even if it isn't quite your own
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>>30597429
Okie, hopefully it does
If not, see you in the next one
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>>30588811
Aw, she had to go and scupper a well laid plan.

>>30588820
Daisy says belly rubs but I think she really means fingering.
I swear these ponies are very good at persuading people, even those that know the danger, to touch them, pet them, and be one of them.

>>30588861
If a doctor becomes a pony are they still bound by the hippocratic oath?
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>>30597542
They're actually bound by the ponycratic oath

Have to take into account they are not hippos.
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>>30597542
Though a decent question exists regarding the loss of negative memories through the transformation process: doesn't this mean a doctor's hard earned experiences in an operating theater are effectively erased, leaving only their theoretical knowledge?

If so, this renders them perhaps confident approaching matters in their field, albeit /totally overconfident/ as they lack the on-hoof experience.
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>>30597585
Hippo means horse in ancient Greek so it works.
This also makes the form of government used in Equestria a hippocracy.
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>>30592875
Good stuff. I hope she can resist brainwashing.
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>>30597604
>removed negative memories
so, gorram reavers when, when someone's happy memories all turn bitter as they watch as all their friends and family turn into happy prancy ponies, all their favorite places to hang out all turn deserted, and the only happy memories they have left are of butchering those fuzzy bastards that stole their life from them?
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>>30597352
That's a very cute picture. I'd let her draw on my cutie mark.
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>>30590012
>>30594457
Damn, I didn't realize how jarring it actually was...
I wrote the first half the chapter before my travels and did the remainder in a headcold-addled rush job a week after, so there's that massive discrepancy in [Human]Mocha_Swirl's attitude.
The goal was for her to arrive at an understanding that Daisy wasn't going to simply let her go if she didn't have any worthwhile skills specifically as a human.
And unlike James who could play off Sky Meadow’s compassion and Storm Cloud’s one-track desire to reunite with her friend, trying to flee would just incur Daisy’s wrath without altering the result.
This weekend I'm looking to touch up a few things throughout multiple chapters - especially how the entire first chapter's tense is wrong, and Daisy has a few minced oaths I'm looking to change.

>>30540868
>>30592783
At least one of you is going to be disappointed. At least one.
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>>30595960
Well the only reason I ask is because it would influence my decision on what I'm buying. For example if I didn't know the objects were cursed I'd probably buy some books. It's the only thing I can see myself going into a store like that for. Knowing it's cursed on the other hand, I don't know maybe a sword for my wall. Junk shops like that usuallly have that sort of stuff. Or a fainting couch if they have one. I wonder what that would do?
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>>30598580
Please dont murder a qt, they just want to share the love.
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>>30598580
>The goal was for her to arrive at an understanding that Daisy wasn't going to simply let her go if she didn't have any worthwhile skills specifically as a human.

That's how I read the scene.

>At least one of you is going to be disappointed. At least one.

Crap, it's probably gonna be me isn't it.
"so this is the way the world ends not with a bang but with a whimper..."
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>>30598658
What are the fucking odds that we post almost simultainiously.
I'll try to remember to let you bite a bullet when i've got four hooves m8.
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>>30598670
Oh I'm always lurking around, plus I'm on vacation this week so that helps to. As for biting the bullet as much as I talk a big game the same reason I wouldn't wear a suicide vest is the same reason I'd fight to the bitter end. I like me too much to die. Whether that's vain or not doesn't really bother me. I'm a miserable SOB and a human and I'd stay that way as long as I can.
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>>30598853
When the new OP is up and this thread is archived, then you have my permission to die
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>>30598872
Strapping a pony to your face unfortunately won't turn you into one.
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New thread

>>30598890
>>30598890
>>30598890
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>>30598654
this isn't a happy story, anon, this is a horror story.
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>>30598890
>>30598890
>>30598890
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