Ponies Aroused by Anon's Physique 6

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>>30518123
Let the thread sleep you cuck.
There aren't any writefags/drawfags.

>>30518408
B-but we can try it.

>>30518692
thread breaks are healthy

page 10 is gay

>>30518123
Oh hey, it's back.

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How about some fem?

>"Anon, why are we here?"
>Your friend Twilight was asking a valid question that you didn't have very good answer for.
>The other ponies all agreed, each adding there own version of the same question, why had you called them here?
"Can I at least get you guys something to drink? I have... just water I guess."
>You were trying to stall as much as you could. You suspected that they wouldn't respond well to what you were going to ask them.
>Twilight and her friends were used to crazy adventures and saving the world, and what you needed them for was pretty weird at best.
>After a tepid reception to your offer of water you decided you'd just do it. Best to get it over with fast.
"Look I called you all here because I need you, or at least some of you, to climb onto my back and let me squat you."
>You get blank stares from all of them. Then Pinkie Pie starts the laughter followed by Rainbow Dash and then the others besides Fluttershy. She looked more worried than anything.
>"Wow Anon, you got me this time. You sounded totally serious." Rainbow Dash says.
"I am serious though." You say flatly.
>This causes Pinkie Pie to laugh again but the others don't follow this time.
>"Anon what are you talking about? What do you mean by squatting?" Rarity asks.
>"Some animals squat when they, um, d-do their business..." Fluttershy manages to squeak out.
>You put on your best 'da fuq' expression while the ponies look shocked.
>"What in the world, why would you bring us here for that Anon?" Applejack asks angrily.

>>30521815
>Before you can respond you're hit with another round of pony rambling.
>"Girls I doubt Anon would try to do something like that. Why would he even want to do that?'' Says Twilight, sticking up for you.
>"Well he is a monkey after all." Says Rainbow Dash.
>"Do monkeys do that? They always seem so cute at the zoo and I've never seen one do that before." Says Pinkie Pie.
"Look I just want to-"
>"Well I don't care if you are a dang monkey I'm not going to have any part of this." Applejack says, clearly rethinking her decision to befriend you.
>"How dreadful." Guess.
"I'm not a damn monkey and I just want to work out!" You yell, finally regaining control of this runaway train.
>"Well Anon, you being or not being a monkey is still up for debate." Twilight says self assuredly, as though shes an expert on you.
"I don't have a tail, what is wrong with you?"
>"Who would know, you're always wearing pants." She replies.
"Jesus, I didn't bring you here to argue about this. Squatting is an excercise that humans do where you put weight on your back, squat down with it, and then bring it back up."
>You tell them this and they look at you with slightly less disgusted faces.
"It's like, the most important exercise you can do and I need help with it." You say in a pleading tone.
>And of course the ponies nope one by one and start to leave.
>Even Pinkie, who you figured was your best bet here.
>As you sit alone in your house you begin to realize you may never squat again. You didn't think you'd ever be so upset about that.
>A few minutes pass when there's a slight knock at your door. Opening it you see Fluttershy.
>She looks you in the eyes for a brief second before looking away in what looks like her typical nervousness.

>>30521825
>"Um..."
>You wait for more but it doesn't come.
"Are you ok Fluttershy?"
>"Um, if you really need help with your exercise, I'd be w-willing to help, if you think I can, that is..."
>You 'aww' internally.
"Are you sure? No offense but I didn't really expect you to be the one to want to help me with this."
>"We're friends Anon, I like helping my friends. She says a with some confidence. "B-but if you don't think I'll be able to do it right that's ok t-to." She says looking away again.
"No, you'll definitely work. Thank you by the way." You tell her, trying to gauge her weight.
>She was one of the heavier ponies of the group. You were really hoping for Applejack or Pinkie Pie But nothing wrong with her.
"Come inside, I'll tell you what we have to do here."
>As she slowly walks in you motion for her to sit on your couch. You offer her water again and she agrees this time.
>You can tell already that the problem with Fluttershy is going to be the awkwardness. She just so delicate you don't want to hurt her somehow.
"So, ever do anything like this for one of your animal friends?" You ask as you take a seat next to her.
>She blushes a little before shaking her head.
>"Actually I don't really have any experience with this." She says.
"Well I really appreciate it. I was afraid I'd never be able to do it again since I came here. You don't know what a relief it is that you came back."

>>30521844
>As she tries to hide her face behind her mane you get another knock at the door.
>When you open it you're greeted by another unexpected sight, Twilight.
>"Uh hi, Anon. Or hi again I should say."
"Hey Twilight." You say back, not wanting to press you luck by asking if she's here to help you.
>But you don't have to ask as she tells you.
>"I thought about what you told us earlier and I thought I should take this opportunity to learn about how humans 'exercise'." She says the last part with a wink.
"Soo... You want to help me?"
>"Yes, if the offer still stands that is."
"Well yeah, that would be great. Just don't go on about me being a monkey and we'll be good." You tell her.
>"W-well that shouldn't be a question anymore after today now should it?" She says with a weird grin on her face.
"No, it shouldn't. Monkeys don't exercise. I thought you were the smart one." That makes her chuckle a little.
"Well come in and have a seat while I get ready." You say as you open the door and motion her to enter.
>As she does, she sees Fluttershy on your couch and freezes for a second.
>"O-oh, Fluttershy, I didn't think you would've have decided to help Anon too. N-not that you wouldn't help somepony, I just didn't expect YOU to be interested in this sort of thing."
>Fluttershy just covers her face with her hooves. You watch in confusion as this happens.
"Are you two going to be ok? It's just exercise." You say, trying to grasp what's happening here.
"It's nothing sketchy, if you don't want to do this you don't have to."
>"N-no of course I want to Anon. I was just a little surprised is all." Twilight says.
"And you Fluttershy?"
>A quiet "Mhmm" is all she says as she nods with a blushing face.
"Ok well, since we're all here, we may as well get started." You say as you walk over to the two ponies in front of you.
>Twilight grins wide and Fluttershy audibly gulps, both of them blushing. Of course they were going to make this weird, the two most awkward ones in the group.

>>30521907
And that's part one. I'll write more later if I can. Someone else should try writing something until then.
It doesn't even have to be good. Green is green.

>>30521914
I'm liking where you're going with this anon, make it as lewd by pony misunderstanding as possible please. You have my attention

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>>30521907
GLORY!!!!!

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