Homo Horse Hangout

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bleh, no number, 2 editions. clearly I'm the worst at this.

post some gay horse tho

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>>30517590

This horse is gay sometimes, but not nearly often enough, imo

>>30517595

I dunno, between gay shining and gleaming shield I think he gets a surprising amount of content

>>30517583
Is this what the colts do while their mares are in the cuckshed?

Stop that.

Stop being gay.

>>30517926
But I just started and it feels right.

>>30517583
degenrat tread

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>>30518002
DJEN RATT post

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>>30517691
who cares about gleaming shield, we need more gay of everything

You guys are gay.

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>>30517583
>Big mac
>gay

>>30518462
I think gleaming shield a cute

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>>30518722
Disgusting, keep all mares away from this thread.

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Sooo is the Shark week story gonna continue any time soon?

>>30519669
Here's hoping.

>>30518974
autism desu

I dont care, I just want a little submissive cute sissy twink boi or poner to kiss, hug, spoon on the bed and brutally fuck his ass and fill it with my seed, breeding him all night long

Is that too much to ask?

>>30521289
No, I don't think so. I want the same.

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>>30521289
Why are we here, just to suffer?

I want to be spooned by a stallion so bad.

>>30522603
>>30522658
These answers made me wonder

How many tops and subs does lurk in this thread?

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>>30522857
I think its mostly subs, or atleast it used to be.

>>30523715

>brae ruined a sweet, romantic gay comic (which we have few of) with cum inflation and feral.

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>>30517583

>>30517583
how to start being gay? I tried to jerk off to homo hoars porn but my peepee dont really like it.

>>30524404
Maybe you're straight after all

>tell boyfriend I love him
>haven't heard from him at all today

shit

>>30518583
I would say he could still be bisexual, but apparently that's an even bigger no-go for most fags.

>>30524619

Maybe he just overslept

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>>30524642
Don't even mention that word in this thread or you might start something.
Also he is confirmed straight. Even though Lauren Faust wanted Big Mac to be gay originally.

>>30524724
>wanted him to be gay originally

source? also there is nothing wrong with being bisexual

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>>30524764
She said it on her twitter https://twitter.com/fyre_flye/status/714212161094979584?lang=da

Also we really dont need this thread to escalate into a shitstorm like the previous one so just stop.

>>30524793

Huh, crazy.

>>30524724
>Also he is confirmed straight.
I think I missed that. Can you give me a source on that?

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>>30524843
Right, messed up my wording there.
But i mean like really, why the fuck would they make a character in a childrens cartoon bi? Even then how are they gonna pull it off when he litteraly has a marefriend now and is in love with her. Just let go and accept that hes straight.

>>30524877
Sure, but by that logic it was nonsense to assume he might be gay to begin with. It was always just headcanon since there's no way they'd ever confirm that he's gay, so I don't see an issue with thinking of him as bi now.

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>>30524911
Most people just assumed he was straight anyway because of all the marple pie and cheerilee bullshit, Luna even kisses him in one comic.
I just really want Lauren Faust's original versio n of Big mac tho.

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>page 10
lets not let it die

>>30528183
buddy, I don't care what you call your asshole
you're gonna be the one that's fucking me

Think Sunburst has some gay friends he made while in Celestia's school?

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>>30530290
I'd bet that Sunburst was very popular with the boys

bump for more cute hoers

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>>30530290
surely

>>30531758
>>30530350
just the worst horse.

>>30522857
>How many tops and subs does lurk in this thread?
Buddy you're on /mlp/, the people here are fans of a show for little girls.

What do you expect besides beta sub bitches?
>nb4 "I'm a virgin and a top"

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>>30532542

>>30532614
>shit taste in horse
>shit taste in tv
>shit taste in memes

>>30532634
k

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>>30517583
STOP

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>>30532941
Lel, KYS, loser.

I wish that everybody was homosexual. Because then no one would breed, and the human race would die out like it deserves to.

>>30532970
Well, halfway there. Everyone is bi, just with different levels of denial about it.

>>30533068
>Everyone is bi
Holy shit there has never been said something more wrong

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>>30532970
This. The human race fucking sucks.
Let's just hope that Equestria is the afterlife so I can finally get me some hot stallions

Post gay porn.

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>>30534306
I like big stallions with big parts

https://derpibooru.org/1410277
https://derpibooru.org/1064704
https://derpibooru.org/1405848

>>30534439
Well those left me totally flaccid.

>>30532542
What's so bad about Sunburst?
He's one of the few things S6 was able to do right.

>>30534439
These are terrible.

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>>30532542
Now you made him sad.
APOLOGIZE NOW

>>30535510
Maybe he should apologize for being such an ugly poner.

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>>30535549
How can ONE anon be so WRONG?

>>30535554
I don't know, anon. How are you capable of such a feat?

Sunburst is for bullying.

Which one's the best blowjob green ever written?

>>30533340
Lol calpain@eqd

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>>30536241
Who

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>>30536241

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>>30537121

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>>30532542

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Gay bellyrubs

>>30538721
I want to give Guyra a belly rub

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mine!

>>30540467
Nope. he belongs to Velvet Remedy.

>>30541440
Oh christ, not this shit again...

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>>30522857
>>30522861
I mean, we're talking to people on the internet about colorful ponies. If we were mostly doms, that'd be pretty sad.

>>30541440
I want Dusk Shine to knock over my chocolate milk. With his dick.

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Arf!

>>30530350
But I bet you can make a pony cock disappear!

Pony cocks are for giving reach arounds while you fuck their donuts and make them whimper in delight.

>>30543419
>not providing oral stimulus to the pony peepee
****PLEBIAN ALERT****

>>30543530
>implying mutual oral stimulation doesn't come before the hot dickings

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>>30543419

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I like my stallions like I like my pancakes.

Gay as fuck.

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>>30544045
Hold on, whats a gay pancake?

>>30533340
t. butthurt Typhoon because no one loves his fat ass

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>>30522857
Mostly bottoms but there are a few tops here.
oregano commento

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>>30544573
I'm not typhoon tho.

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>this thread

>>30544591

don't forget us virgins who don't know what we are.

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>>30544852
>that guy

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A challenger approaches!

Hopefully you'll see him soon!

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>>30545191
That looks like Dave Wakeling from the English Beat

>>30544045
I like my stallions like I like my pancakes.

Huge and several of them at once.

>>30545212
Yee haw

>>30544045

>I like my stallions like I like my pancakes.

Fluffy & covered in syrup?

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>>30545454
for some reason that sounds sexy as fuck

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>>30544045
All buttered up and stacked up high.

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>>30545212
I AM SO READY HOLY GUACAMOLE

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>>30545601
He's on his way!

>10
God damn it fags.

>>30549072
all the fetish generals are dying, why would this be different?

>>30549395
Nice meme. Does it come in mens?

>>30549437

Only if it's on top.

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>>30547494
based sides.

>>30547494
I don't see genitals. Nice butt though.

>>30547494
I want to utilize his buttcheeks as bongo drums.

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>>30551032
Is that Dijon? On a fucking hotdog?
People who don't at least put pickle relish and ketchup on their hotdogs are subhuman scum.
I'm serious, if you only put mustard on your hotdogs you actually need to be rid of the gift of existence. Living is a privilege and you wasted it on a fucking mustard-only hotdog.

>>30551115
mustard onion and relish master race, ketchup is for children

>>30551134
See, at least you're not putting only one condiment on it. Your superiority is at least justified, though I may disagree with your choice of condiments.

>>30544573
Who's Typhoon anyway? I need a quick rundown.

>>30551199
>the moment you realize you've instantly fell in love with a stallion.

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>>30519669
>>30520405
Life took a crazy derail for a couple weeks. Just imagine they've been towelling one another off very thoroughly all this time. I'll get back to it as inspiration permits.

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>>30551375
go ask the plone thread, they seem to have problems with him now too.

Not gonna lie. I was looking through this entire thread and noticed it's pretty fucking gay. Like really gay.

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>>30551639
Well no fucking kidding. Stop the presses.


Also, everyone here should take this. I got pic related. I wanna see how big of fags you all are.

https://flexuality.wordpress.com/take-the-test/

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>>30551655
Well i just learned something new about my self.

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>>30551655
Just gonna leave this thing here.

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Y'all niggas gay.
Y'all gay ass niggas.

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>>30551885
I hate to break it to you tiny gay horse...

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I want to hold his hoof.

"Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

>>30551655

*must have flash & javascript enabled

Pass

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Shy wizard time

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>>30552985

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Bicurious dads.
Discuss.

>>30551715
>tfw you don't even know what most words mean

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>>30551715
>flexamorphous
>tfw you can't tell the difference between words used to describe you and words used to describe aliens

>>30554431
>bicurious dads
>implying they didn't leave their wives because they realised stallion love is the only true love

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Does anyone know where i can find the story lucky number seven? aparently the author removed it from his tumblr

>>30554431
Uncle Orange is a dad?
I always thought he shoots blanks.

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>ywn be subjugated by your King
>ywn submit yourself to His desire
>ywn grit your teeth as He takes your body for his own pleasure

>ywn feel His glory stretch your tight, sensitive rear
>ywn sigh in relief as His pre finally starts to lubricate your once-dry passage
>ywn resist the urge to push back into His thrusts, for fear of insulting His vigor
>ywn thrash and moan under His weight, perking the ears of His guards outside the door
>ywn fight back against your growing orgasm, knowing your King gets to cum first
>ywn collapse in pleasure as you feel His scepter throb and pulse as it coats your insides with His seed
>ywn feel your mind burst with pleasure when He finally takes your cock in His magical grip
>ywn groan with delight as He gives you your reward, for being such a good fucktoy
>ywn blush up at your King as He brings you to orgasm, splattering your own face with your cum
>ywn lick your King's cock clean after He pulls out of your soft, dripping hole

Why live?

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Would you keep a mini horse as a pet?

>>30559851
If I can train it to poop outside then yes.

>homophobic grandma who convinced my mom to throw me when I came out as gay is finally dying.

I don't know what to feel.

>>30560059
>throw me
?

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>>30560116
I think he meant to write "throw me out (of the house)"

>>30560059
It's called "satisfaction," Anon.

what if you're eating a cute stallion's butthole and he farts in your mouth?

>>30560059
Show her pictures of you getting fucked/fucking a dude.

>>30560166
>eating ass
>no matter the gender

>>30560170
>not wanting to let a pony use your tongue as toilet paper

>>30560059

Did your parents really throw you out? Is your family super religious?

>>30560170

prude.

>>30557210
that sombrero looks like a lion

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>>30560059
>to throw me when I came out as gay
how did you survive the fall and the stones?

>Big Macintosh and Caramel. Shining Armor and Sunburst.
>Two very different, yet very similar couples.
>A story about two gay couples living their life, showcasing how despite their difference, one pair being unicorns and other - earth ponies, one being from "high society" and one from common folk, they still experience same feeling - sweet, pure, and all-powerful love.

A little concept I've been toying around in my head. How does it sound?
And sadly I can't write for shit, so a concept will remain only a concept

>>30560168
Imagine that being the last thing she sees before she dies, along with a middle finger.

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>>30560678
I love the concept, too bad i cant write for shit either

>>30560678
>how does it sound?
anon,thats very fucking gay holy shit
other than that i guess its fine

>>30560713
Whats wrong with it being so gay?

>>30561086
yeah. isn't that the point?

also
>>30560678
love it. but now I feel lonely

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Discord link in the OP is dead. New one will be posted in the next thread.

Thank you, anon, for posting the thread this time. Things got in the way.

10

>>30561586
NP, needed me some cute gay horses.

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>>30563608

Don't we all?

>>30563660
I just melt whenever I see something this cute. and the eyes.. it's almost hypnotic.

>>30563660
I want to melt that snow flake cutie mark with my tongue.

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>>30532634
>Doesn't like Danny Devito

>>30524793
I'd always took that to be a joke. What's the context?

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>>30560059
>tfw mommy was overly-supportive of faggotry
>tfw mommy had a stroke and now looks retarded
HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET BITCH

>>30564731

huh?

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>>30564831
origami oregano commento

>>30560678
>Caramel and Sunburst have tea and discuss how great it is to be rutted into submission by enormous stallions

>>30524793
Yeah but Lauren wanted an episode about the Yew family being farted out of town for their exorbitant rent, the woman's crazy

>>30565159
I see what you did there and I like it.


>>30564876
Do fags really sit around talking about sex all the time?

>>30565189
No more than normal faggots talk about how they want to stick their dicks in pretty girls they saw at work.

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I don't want to go to work today.

I just want to lay in bed and pretend my pillow is shining armour

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>>30550685
Here you go, Anon!
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/163177249212/sidekicksart-update-our-farmers-got-bits

>>30550879
He's all prepped for you too!
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/163223888692/naturally-we-gotta-show-off-the-toned-rump-hq

>>30550511
Thanks! Here's something extra!
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/163216332867/sidekicksart-initiation-with-braeburn-joining

>>30517583
Reminder that Big Mac and Shining armor are canonically straight or at the very least bisexual and the show will never explore homosexuality.

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>>30566412

Friendly reminder that I don't need the show to think lewd thoughts about them.

>>30566430
Fair enough
I just wanna see two gay horses cuddling in an episode

>>30566469

I'd like that to. I guess until then we'll have to settle for barely noticeable footage of stallions walking together randomly

https://derpibooru.org/1435623?q=double+diamond

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post comfy stallions please

>>30566277
hot

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>*snooooooore*

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>tfw no bf

>>30571018
this is me every night

>>30537121
>>30537123
Man, if I was a drawfag, all I'd do in my spare time is make gay porn of horsefamous OCs and shit, just to make it weirder for everyone and spread rumors and shit. That would be fun.

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>>30571018
Please stop reminding me my miserable lonely life.

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>>30571601
ez

>>30570354
>>30571018
I'm going to hug these ponies
Then get them to snuggle together

Together with me

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>>30571701
>ywn be in a stallion sandwich

>>30571724
want

>>30571593
Become the hero we need, but don't deserve.
It is your destiny, Anon.

>>30571724
>ywn be in a stallion sandwich with extra mayo

What if I'm gay for Shiny, but I also want to fuck Cadence?

>>30573750
You're bi, woo big deal, no-one cares. This thread is for stallions only

>>30573903
What if I want to care about Shiny only, but Cadence keeps butting in?

>>30573910
Tell the bitch to fuck off or something

>>30573910
let her peg you like she pegs shiny

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>>30573750
You have pretty good taste, then

>>30573910

tell her to get a penis or get out.

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Anyone here getting the collectors edition

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>>30574688
blueblood pls

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kissu

>>30573750
Unfortunately, Shining Armor doesn't let other ponies fuck his wife. He lets his wife fuck them.

gay horsey butts

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>>30578543
They're the best

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I want Trenderhoof to blog my ass

>>30579089
Try grindr.

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>>30579089
>chest acne
>hairless torso
>posting pictures of yourself in a pony thread
>puffy nipples

I'll not be a taker, and this isn't /soc/

>>30579089
You're at the wrong place. You need to open the grindr app and not 4chan

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Which stallion has the biggest, squishiest ass?

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>>30579089
>my sexy bod
At least, you have good sense of humor.

>>30581419
Your pick, anon
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/163302129367/they-know-their-place-hq

>>30581530
>shallow
>trying to flex his "sexy bod" at everyone
apparently, you're in good company.

>>30551115
>implying it's a normal hotdog
>ignoring the fact that it's a bratwurst a the very least.
for a person so obsessed with sausage, you're not to bright at identifying them.

>>30579089
*Boyfriend
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nqxcRN4YQKQ

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Achoo!

>>30551655
>you have sexual feelings for both genders
>no way fuck off, here's a super duper special sexuality for you to identify as instead, you unique snowflake you

You can go back to tumblr now

>>30586218

>ywn be a barracks cumdump for a whole platoon of pent up guards.

why live?

was bored the past few days so i slabbed some green
was gonna drawfag images for this too but was too lazy

'i rarely ever writefag so
also sorry if i fuck up the formatting somehow idk

> Be Anon
> Seriously, that's your name. Your family told you it meant "soon, shortly," and you can't lie to a dictionary but you'd really prefer believing it means more than that.

> Be in the Wonderbolts Training Academy.
> It's been a long fucking while since you got here. Tryouts were lasting alot longer than you thought.

> In some ways you kind of regret being here since it's not what you idealized. But the reason why you stayed was because your Idol, Soarin, was there, and he was always your inspiration.
> As a more filly-sized pony you've always looked up to him. He was an amazing wonderbolt full of such charisma. You liked him because of something else, though, which you couldn't necessarily pinpoint back then, but you think you know now, with his thigh-hugging, skintight wonderbolt suit spelling it out for you.
> He was such an alluring figure, and it seems like over the years you've just gotten obsessed with him in kind of a way you wouldn't appreciate judging from afar. But what you do in your closed quarters was just filled with an unquenchable thirst for this perfect stallion. You dream of him so much, both of you flying through the sunset with his mane flowing through the clouds, strands playing in front of it as he casually brushes it off with a hoof, all this while you notice the two of you growing closer and closer together until he moves his muzzle in for a kiss....

>>30588070

> Of course you think other thoughts about him, too, but none of it matters because you knew none of this would happen.
> But now that you were here, so close to him, being a trainee instructed by his division, of all places, he was just so close that you didn't care what happened. No matter how bad things got you always knew he was there to assure you everything's fair and good. Not to mention anything coming out of his muzzle is just angelic to the ears.
> The main problem is, you have this... inevitable condition.
> Beyond it you're actually pretty self-entitled to enter the elite league, mind you. Your flying skills aren't absolute grandmastery but they get the job done, plus you learned a few tricks from the greatest.
> It's just that, something ELSE shines before YOU can really shine.
> Your family said all sorts of things that were just priceless. That you had some kind of rare condition, a male form of "being struck by heat sometimes" as they call it, which doesn't even make any sense.
> If you were asking yourself, you'd probably just say you're a clumsy, whiny, autistic horny pegasus, which to be fair isn't exactly a rare trait in this isolated boot camp of sorts. Not to mention boot camp being more like Mare Wars camp, all things considered.
> But what you think of yourself doesn't matter because you're probably on the brink of failure if you keep this up.
> Always during one of the tests you mess up. Almost routine at this point.
> It all starts calmly and subtly. It's one of those flying tests where the big leagues fly with the trainees through some harsh terrain.

>>30588078

> Of course you signed up to be under Soarin's division because fuck yes. First thing you think to yourself as you stand there on the starting line with the other trainees is how more volumptious he is in person. His hips grind smoothly together as he walks, like he's proud of the package he struggles to carry. And you were wondering if bubbles form when he lets out gas because that wonderbolt suit is just so unnecessarily skintight. And the worst part about this is this is how he lives his life, and you're just in pain wondering if he realizes how ridiculously lewd this is. That's what gets you. How calmly he takes everything despite the reactions he gets from his trainees and everyone as he trots out onto the track, ass-swaying like an expensive prostitute. It's just gravitating.

> Back on track, though, because if you think about his plush flanks too long then you've already failed. You think he already notices just how off you look right now, with your head tilted to the side, teeth clenched, legs slightly quivering like you're freezing cold or trying to suppress a massive shit. "Cadet Anon, you look like you're cold," he says deeply with his throat, head hunched back a bit to show his chest. You can tell he was just faking being professional since you think you know how he really is. "Do you need a jacket? We're going to be flying through some turbulent skies so I'd advise you to layer yourself."
> Fuck, he doesn't usually talk to you, what do you do, what do you say? Not to mention you got to hear him speak in such a tone, you feel, you feel... Wait, you forgot what he said. Well, just wing it, it's not like that's not kind of the point of the academy.
"U-umm, S...Sure?"
> "Alright then," he says, again with his throat, "I'll be back in a second. Cadets, stay here and wait for my instruction."

>> 30588089

> You stare at him as your eyes move across his spine and back to his hinds, moving in a creamy circular motion like train wheels as he turns around as his hidden package shifts and sways underneath his cautious tail. This time he's closer to you as he walks back, eventually turning so everyone can get a solid view of his rear, so naturally and aptly shaped from all the flying he's done. Is he doing this on purpose? Does he know about your obsession with him? Regardless, it's extremely counterproductive. The flight hasn't even started yet and you're already struggling to keep it in your jock strap of sorts as you can feel it softly shake within the cloth. You think he also eyed you briefly as he left, which you hope your face was in a right position in when he did, otherwise that would've been awkward.


> Luckily winter was approaching and you've already done a swell job of developing your natural winter coat, but you're not sure if your flanks are going to be enjoying this. You breathe a sigh of relief as you lose that brief pre-boner and shuffle your hind-legs closer together incase anybody undoes the hard work you're doing to keep it that way. The other trainees are eyeing you from time to time now, which you don't appreciate, but atleast no one's making guesses as to what's got you so hot.
> Soarin comes back with a plush winter coat in his muzzle. It's like a dream come true. "Here, use this," Soarin muffles before tossing it to you. "Standard issue, but it should keep you warm."

>>30588099

> "Alright cadets. We've never crossed this area before, since it's usually stormy. But today's conditions are bright and clear, so we have the pleasure of taking the first flight through the Reach. But just to be safe, I want you all to stick close together in groups, just so we can get familiar with the area and avoid getting lost. Thunderlane, you're group A. Cloudchaser, group B, and I'm group C, so that means I'm with you four," as he points to you. You instinctively cover a face with a hoof to hide your blush. "Pegasi, wings up!"
> Everyone does it naturally. Good, they weren't focused on you. You do the same, although there was a short delay.
> "Ready,"
> Oh fuck. This is where everyone does that submissive position where they arch their ass up into the sky, fuck fuck. Okay, again, nobody's thinking that, but that's all you can really think about. You kind of glance at Soarin and get the indication you should just do it, so you do. You smoosh your tail between your legs though.
> "Set, GO!"

>>30588108
> Everyone is off. And of course you're in Soarin's group, because fate just really hates you today, and before you all glide out of the academy's boundaries he turns back and gives an assuring look. You hastily put on your goggles as your quivering face reddens. His wings glide softly in the wind, shedding feathers here and there, as his tail continues struggling to hide the insides of his ass which just seems to get unnaturally big the closer you are to it. His shiny wonderbolt suit clinging onto his skin , illuminating his flanks with golden sunlight. As you continue flying in your pack it even starts to drizzle which dampens his hair-- and yours, which you're struggling to brush off to keep your hypnotic gaze, not to mention making his flanks look like a sweet peach. You think about all those times you've wanted to meet him in person since you were a filly, and how close you are now, and how proud you would be to just hold him in your arms, feel the warmth of his hard breath as he brushes your hair with a hoof, feeling the scope of your flanks, caught in eachother's erect glow, blushing a fever as he gives you that look which means this is what he wanted too. He--
> "Cadet, I'm gonna need you to fly a little further away from that," says an abrupt voice which knocks you out of your fantasy. "You could injure somebody doing that."
"Oh, um, uhh, S-sorry Soarin."
> You were literally inches away from his buttocks.
> He motions you to step away with a hoof.
> You really hope he can't see your excited member protruding behind your belly from this angle.

>>30588133
> Soarin brushes his hair off again and the flight continues, and it takes forever to get your pathetic horse dick to calm down.
> As everyone lands on the track again in what seems like forever after being embarrased by your instructor, He singles everybody off for sleep and you notice your name's not being mentioned on his list. Eventually you're the last one there and what the fuck what is he doing.
> "Anon," Soarin says.
> Shit, you're fucked, he's probably going to ask about your, um, flesh tower or whatever. That is a real shit analogy for a penis. Let's just say penis. Well, wait, that's weird. Damnit you're trailing off agai-
> Soarin perks his head to the side. "Anon?" He says, gradually losing his instructor voice. "My coat?"
"Oh, right."
> You were about to crane your neck to the side to take it off, but then an alien muzzle intrudes. It's his. He looks at you for a split second with full eyes, like he's surprised that he would also do such a thing. You blink as he calmly shuffles the coat off you, unzipping it with a hoof and sliding it off your back. He carries the coat and, slowly trotting back to face you, says, "Get to the cafeteria at 10, there's going to be an assembly, and I want you there." You nod with hesitance, busy with understanding this and avoiding the thought of how close you were to just sliding under his belly and pulling his neck towards your face, locking him in a sweet, wet, slimy kiss as your immature phallus leaking pre on his underbelly...
"Sure."
> You say, getting back to the subject.
> Fuck, you really need to go inside now, the urge to relieve yourself is getting unbearable, especially after what happened. You awkwardly shuffle inside, squeezing your member between the legs, testes struggling not to bounce in the wind just to make things worse. Somewhere along the way you let out a soft, coarse groan which sounded awful.

>>30588142
> What you forgot to notice was how, when Soarin walked back, with his tush almost right in your muzzle, he noticeable had his tail hanging off to the side, exposing his rather prized nether regions quaking underneath his fat flank with every step he took. You remembered that as you ripped off your jock strap in your quarters while your bunkmate was attending the assembly, an assembly which you conveinently used as an excuse to do, well, this. You were panting so much in that stuffy room you thought you would just fall on the floor with your exposed phallus just throbbing in the air, but after alot of sweating and pillow-stiffled moans, you managed to squeeze and straddle your hips in and out of your pulsing member to build your load and ejaculate, legs shaking with each rush of cum running down your pole. You did all of this while fantasizing about, well, you know. God you really hope this condition is just a weird 8-years after puberty or whatever thing that just happens once. Too tired to cover your foaming shaft you covered yourself in sheets and quickly went to sleep in the following lingering glow.

>>30588154
> You woke up to morning rays and dampened sheets from another wet dream about nothing in particular. These days were just getting more awful, it seems. Your bunkmate probably complained about the smell since the harsh outside air is rushing in, making you shiver in your fur. As you become more awake your face perks up as you remember what you missed and nearly get stuck trying to squeeze through the door. You don't remember your thighs having trouble before, so why now?! It's probably the training.
> You scurry around the main hall seeking authorities. What happened at the assembly? Why were such a cunt that you had to stroke your cock instead of do what Soarin told you to do? You probably really upset him, and you need to find him. Brushing past other ponies and knocking a few over with half-cognitive sorry's you gallop towards the offices with your lip clenched.
> The doors are closed.
> It was probably too late, and now your dreams of becoming an elite were over.
> Unsettled and uncertain, you sit there against the wall with your two front hooves between your fetlocks and look down, letting out a small huff.
> "Hey!"

>>30588159
> You hear that voice. You and your tail perk up. There he is, ambling across the other ponies, Soarin.
> "You missed the assembly, where were you?"
> Nowhere in particular.
> "Listen, it was an awards ceremony, for giving medals out to the ponies that made it to Elite Flyers. I made my judgement on who made it and who weren't, and you were one of them. I wouldn't tell you to go if you weren't."
> You nod hopelessly through this.
> "You're still an elite flyer now, there's probably just no time for an assembly. You're an honest flyer and though you have your quirks, you totally ace it in the sky." He grunts before adding, "That's probably what I would've said if you were at the awards ceremony," with a curious look and a small chuckle. He leans in a bit.
> "Come on, get up so I can retrieve your medal," He says before unzipping his jacket a bit to fumble with the key inside of it with his muzzle. You try to get up but it's kind of a struggle not exposing your in-between right at him, so you just kind of shift your weight to the side and get back on your four wobbly legs. The door clicks and opens and lets you in first, But you assure him to go first. This argument of who goes in first stays longer than it needs to until Soarin enters through himself.

>>30588179
> You realize now that, despite everything you thought you knew about Soarin, with his, well, soaring, confidence, charisma and vigor, that he gets kind of awkward when people give him weird looks. Surely you're the only one so far, but still, you wonder what it would be like for him struggling to be kind to his diehard fans. Unfortunately, you yourself had to clear out most of your Soarin posters to trim the fan-love to a modest amount when the Wonderbolt academy took glances into your background. The best one, though, is the one you kept, but even that one got lost somehow.
> Anyways you head in after him as you explore a place you'd never think you'd see in this academy. The last time you were here was probably last year when Spitfire first designated you. Back then you were an even-more awkward colt-like stallion, skinny and weak and with hair covering your eyes. Now that you think about it, you wonder why you were even let in with such an impractical haircut. You lose your thoughts as your eyes and... other thing concentrate on Soarin's shifting ass under his form-fitting Wonderbolt suit, tail swaying side to side gently, giving brief flashes of his jewels, suit crinkling and stretching softly with every step, barely containing him. A brief thought intrudes as you wonder why Soarin is wearing this when there's no actual flights scheduled for today. Was it for a ceremony or something?
> Suddenly, he stops and turns to you, causing you to catch the realization too late and nearly bump into him, which wouldn't be good for anyone or anything in this entire academy. "Since we keep our medals in a locker, I'm gonna need you to wait in here," Soarin says, ushering you to a hallway, "Until I can get the key to it. Okay?"

>>30588187
> You mutter a yup, and he turns around and starts shuffling in the files office next door. You guess you might as well trot down the hallway while he's busy, nothing harmful about that. You notice the labels on the doors. Offices for different Wonderbolts, with inspiring posters on the walls which you failed to notice the first time you came here. Approaching the end, your eyes widened as you startle upon Soarin's office. Even more startling is how the door is noticeably unlocked. Your heart begins beating up a storm as you take a step or two closer to it. You can still hear Soarin messing around in the files' office. Your little horse heart beats so loudly you're afraid he'll hear it, and the reason why is because you know you can't resist the temptation of seeing things through the life of your idol. You push the door wider careful not to let it creak and make a hurried scurry inside.
> You stood there bombastic with this new world you've stumbled upon. All of it is glorious and you're struck with the same awe and wonder you had for Soarin back when you were just a young colt. Little you would've been so proud of you to make the steps making it here, and in these moments you fail to notice your boner intruding on your admiration of this spectacle. It's there, but you don't mind it now, because you're focused on everything Soarin has right in his office. There's desks, mirrors, thick phonebooks, boxes, stacks of papers, fanmail (most of it from an anonymous pony who you'd guess is probably you -- which is kind of ironic since your name IS anon) and of course, a mannequin wearing a replica of the same wonderbolt suit he used to fly in, noticably more practical than the one he has now.
> The weirdest thing is that this office has multiple doors within it, too. Not particularly strange, but you distinctly remember Spitfire's office not having any. Does she have a living quarters?

>>30588196
> Perking up an ear you can still hear Soarin in the files office. If you're going to explore everything about Soarin's life, then you need to do this now, or there'll never be an opportunity like it again. Gasping and holding your breath, you wobble to preserve your ample horsecock and open one of the doors.
> You're completely caught off-guard.

> It was Soarin's dressing room. It's huge. There on the hangars was all the other wonderbolt suits he's worn, his jackets, uniforms, and... other things. As you walk further in you notice this the separation between his office and living quarters, as you can see his messied bed next to the closet. Your head jerks and turns everywhere, catching everything in your eyes, dumbfounded by where you are and just how hard you're trying not to brush up against the floor orgasming under the scent of an undressed Soarin coming through here to shimmy his sexy wonderbolt suit on, stretching and zipping the small suit on his back-heavy figure.

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>>30588210
> You inevitably take more steps of fulfilling your fantasy, you don't even care about where he is or what he's doing, you want him to come in here and see your dire, hot flank in need of groping and puncturing. You shuffle through his drawers and find distinct yellow-and-blue stockings and quickly stretch them on, heaving from sheer lust. You wiggle your hooves and admire how soft they are on the carpet, and how Soarin's legs have also been in these. You waste not a second more to scavenge through his drawers further and find the grand prize buried in the bottom: his think, lacey silk panties, colored the same. You immediately brush the panties against your muzzle and bathe in his musky odor, rubbing it on your face and hair, exploring every crevice his glory has been carried in, licking his history clean to keep the smell on you forever. You wanted to be in his clothes, his tight cock-hugging clothes, his collars and his garters and his wonderbolt suit, but at that point, after you stretched his rumpled panties over your clenched asscheeks, carefully pulling it over your rumbling member and juicing its innards with pre, watching it barely be big enough stretch across your body, it was almost too late, and you couldn't fight the primal urge to spread your hips, raise your tail and blow your load all on his soft clothes. You clenched your cheeks badly, but it didn't help, your balls tightly squeezing and twitching against your thighs, boner almost ripping the panties as it grows to a length you've never seen before, buried under the lust for your idol, dreaming of having him inside you, cock-gaping as he fills you with his seed. You can't take it anymore, and as your legs quiver tremendously, your penis shakes under the weight it's about to release, you arch your flank up and back into the wall and-

>>30588222
> You hear the door open behind you. It's Soarin. You immediately turn back in fright as he looks at you. His mouth is gaping wide open as he observes you, ass-in-face, wearing his prized panties and stockings, already wet from pre and the saliva you got from licking it all over. In this moment, you almost regret everything you did, with one desire above all else.
> You can almost feel the heat rushing to his face. "Anon, are you... wearing my, erm... uhh- undergarments?"
> You blush and inevitably stammer, "Y-yes," with a wing covering your face. "I-I'm sorry." You didn't know what else to say.
> Soarin doesn't say anything for a few moments. He just trots into the room and observes your scantily figure. You arch your back down and sit there with your muzzle pointed to the floor wondering if you'll even make it out of this academy alive, or even avoid going to the Cloudsdale penitentiary. You clutch your boner, embarrased, as your balls hit the floor, tail quick to cover up your plot.
> "You know, you've never shown yourself to me like this before," he says, tail lightly brushing across your sides as he circles you, his tone of voice changing. "If you liked me this much..." Your heart skips a beat when he pauses, and you feel his tender breath on your shoulder, "Why didn't you just tell me?" You hear a zip and hear his wonderbolt suit coming off halfways to expose his naked chest and shoulders.

>>30588226
> You roll onto your side and turn to see his neck craning towards yours, and he has the look. The primal look you've always fantasized from the beginning. Blood rushing to your cheeks and cock, you shove your hands over your phallus as you try to inevitably hide your boner as he closes his eyes and leans in for a kiss. You're surprised, and as your eyes flutter shut you return the favor, and the two of you lock muzzles, caught in eachother's embrace. You give him tongue and he replies with a satisfied grunt. He takes the next step and grabs you by the shoulder and pulls you in further, rubbing on eachother's chest hair, feeling eachother with hooves, slowly moving yours to his ass just to hold and feel it and gently pat and rub against it, getting deeper until you feel his jewels opening up under the erotic pressure. You hug him closer unable to let him go and wrap your fetlocks around his waist, brushing your wet cock over his stomach while the two of you continue to messily kiss, drunk in eachother's scent, mane and tails ruffling under eachother's weight. After feeling his mouth with your tongue one final time, you slide backwards onto your ass and raise your hind-legs to him, exposing your panty-covered member and jewels to his, hiding under your silky stockings. He looks at you allured under the intense heat and leans in to bury himself in your chest fur, tail raised up and swaying back and forth rapidly, like an excited dog.

>>30588233

>>30588233
> Raising himself from you, He leans his hooves back and zips the wonderbolt suit further, zipping it down almost right down to his private regions, and shuffles the rest off with his wigglinghooves, revealing his black, shiny panties cowering under the weight of his throbbing horsecock. He leans backward and pulls off his panties halfway, and you finish the job, reaching forward and grabbing it with your hot muzzle and pulling it off his cock, clinging the unchained wet undergarment with an iron grip. Now naked, soarin's member wobbles harder as he pushes you back and leans over you intently, sweat and saliva dripping from his mouth. He gently rubs your fur and turn you over to your side, and you roll the rest of the way and instinctively arch your flank up to him, member nearly touching the floor as you struggle to keep your load in under all this pressure, his moist panties still clenched and chewed in your muzzle as you stifle a soft moan. He grabs your panties with his muzzle and stretches it off of you, wincing as you feel it over your dick, and you raise your legs a bit so he can get it off your squeezed member, ripping the rest right off your bare hindlegs with a snap.
> He quickly puts his front legs just behind yours and puts his weight on your back, arching his hind legs to eagerly stick his cock down into your sensitive ponut. You wince harder when you feel it go in, Soarin soaking it with pre as he shoves it further up your tight asshole, stretching your thighs to leave him more room as he finds a hard rhythm and keeps thrusting. His balls rub up against yours, both shaking under the pleasure of the tempo of his hard cock strokes as he squeezes in and out of your ass, stretching it to boundaries you never knew were possible.

>>30588246
> He grunts with each thrust, each one becoming louder than the last as he struggles to keep his voice down. Both of you are groaning and whinnying at a higher pitch as you can barely contain your trench-deep arousal, shaking harder and harder from the load building up in his staff, trudging it deeper into your weak glory hole as you continue to clench it.

>>30588253
> All you can do is grit your teeth and the hang onto the soft carpet and bend your hind knees down to stabilize yourself, stretching your asshole over his dick, squeezing them to fit around and trap his phallus. The trembling is unbearable and you want to scream in pleasure so bad as you suck in mouthfuls of the wet black panties caught in your muzzle, but you can only softly neigh and whimper. He's struggling to do the same, burying his face in your tail and putting more weight on you to keep himself stable as he smashes you.
> His thighs push against yours as you thrash and rut under the weight, flaring up an uncontrollable climax. He thrusts harder and harder and you feel the pleasurable pain growing each time, shaking faster from each one in a futile attempt not to lose control. In those final, soaking wet thrusts he grunts louder, struggling to squeeze his dick out of your ass as you try to keep it in, wanting nothing more than his sharp penis rubbing and wetting your pleasure spots deep in your moist rectum. You moan and whinny each time, unable to keep silent when in such pure arousal. He grunts loudly on his final thrust and puts it in deeper than ever and you let out a long, harsh neigh, feeling the load within him reach the breaking point.

>>30588261
In those moments of sweet and utter bliss he cranes his neck upward and lets out a long, hard moan, your legs buckle, and his cock erupts and shoots his load deep in your tight asshole as it stuffs, fills up and foams with his bountiful seed, flooding your inner walls. loads continue to eject from him as his penis pulsates in your rectum while he wiggles his wet penis and squeeze out of your hole one last time. You and your gaping mouth and ass collapse on the floor, weak from the intense pleasure, struggling to breathe but your own load tempting more, hindquarters opening to relieve the anal pain. You glance at your leaking rear a bit, satisfied with soarin's seed dripping out, and wrap your dirtied tail around his dripping load as he falls back to catch his breath. For a moment he stares at what he's done to his own trainee, but you can tell his body is only yearning for more of you. You wobble on the floor a bit, struggling to land on your side and rest your stocking-covered hooves on your chest and leave your own member further room to breathe between your straddling hindquarters, panting loudly with closing eyes as you stare at the ceiling in a warm pool of sweat and seed.
> Soarin looks at your position and realizes you aren't done yet. Gently he reaches forward with a hoof and lightly strokes your flaming member, as you and your penis jolt up in surprise from the massive erection. Looking at you, he leans forward and keeps stroking your steadily pulsing, shaking dick, crawling towards you and rubbing his retreating cock between your thighs as he makes a swift motion and begins enclosing his mouth around your phallus. startled, you shudder and lay spread on the floor and wrap your soft, stocking-covered hindlegs around his neck, sandwiching him between your inner thighs, and thrust your dick further up his mouth as he sucks softly while stimulating his hooves up and down your shaft.

>>30588261
> You cover your mouth as he sucks harder, coating your tower in saliva. You thrust your hips up and down harder and harder, enwrapping him with your tail, as he envelopes himself in your dick faster and faster, sweating with each suck. You don't even try to hide your neighs anymore, you're too tired and embraced in this ecstatic world. Your balls twitch and you feel a motion of climax rising up quickly as you thrust and buck harder and harder, blushing so red you might burn, tail sweeping ecastatically across the floor.
> Scrunching your mouth you yelp and raise your weak, twitching hips one last time to deliver the blow, balls veiny as it shoots liquid up your member, esctatic from the sweet release of your throbbing dick as seed blasts out into his mouth, testes in pain from delivering this much seed all at once. You are jolted with pleasure as his muzzle foams with semen which he quickly tries to swallow as it drips back down from your penis to your underside, cock numb and cum-laden from the experience. You lay back down on the floor, tired and panting harder than ever, and lay your head to the side, trying not to look at him to recover from what you've done to eachother. Your head spins, and all you can do is look him in the eyes and hold him as he falls onto you again to embrace you. You kiss again, locked in eachother, your stocking-covered hips curling around him once more. You both fall to your side, covered in all these staunchy stallion liquids, throbs touching, and rub your muzzles together and let your breath mix with his, your thighs twitching and rubbing on eachother and tails dancing in the mucus of lust. Clutching your idol in your legs and arms and shaking your wings, you and him eventually level with eachother and, exchanging a few quick grunts and chortles, smile at eachother and doze off to a deep, warm, entertwined, glowing sleep, feeling relieved beat after so many months of tension.

>>30588284
> The next morning you wake up with two hooves wrapped over your chest, a large muzzle hanging over your shoulder huffing soft breaths from his nostrils. Opening your eyes and moving your left hind-hoof, you turn your head and notice Soarin behind you as he slowly shifts his weight and does the same. "Hey," he says slow and tired, blinking hard and rubbing his eye, gradually putting his hindleg over yours. "We should probably get dressed."
> You can still smell the pools of cum and sweat covered around you two. You jerk forward to glance down at your tainted stockings, slightly ripped from the hard night before, and your trashed, gaunt penis hanging in between, huge and dried from the last night and unsure of when it'll need milking again. Feeling his embrace over you is so taintalizing, you want to be kept there forever, held by your instructor, spooned in a world that ceases purposes without him. He pushes his rear to you gently, back and forth, weakly humping you, still weakened from last night but still not fully released from his lustuous prison. But in regards to prisons, you're freed. You've never felt so content in your entire life. You blush like you always do when you realize you existed around him, and although you wish the moment was never over all good things must come to an end.

>>30588293
> Fumbling around in the relatively sun-laden dark, the two of you fumble around and try not to bump into eachother's flanks again. As you struggle to stand on your quivering four legs you realize the mess you made was probably more intense then you expected, what with all of Soarin's clothes hanging around the floor from yesterday's scavenge. On your wobbly legs you struggle to find your balance. Luckily you knew there wasn't any flights planned today as it was post-awards ceremony and the pegasi deserved a break, and, well-- if there was, it'd probably be canceled now. As you take a sticky step backwards, rubbing the dried cum off you with your hips, you to try and unravel from this damp puddle and you can't help but look at him with so much satisfaction, seeing him from a completely new angle. He turns to you embarrased at what he's just done. "Umm, Anon, uhh..." He starts, and you instinctively put a hoof over his muzzle. He gives you a weak look which you respond with a warm smile and a kiss on the nose. He grunts.

>>30588301
> Feeling a soft breeze wash over your underside reminding you of your nakedness, you look for clothes, and you primally acquire Soarin's panties just to keep you covered in that area, and it's noticeably more form-fitting and nether-region hugging from before, probably because of your half-erect cock and your thigh expansion from last night's thrashing, which still hurts sometimes. You eventually spot you see the wonderbolt suit hung up on the wall among many spares. Spotting the largest size, you bite it off the hanger. This was your dream, to wear one of these suits as you fly among the greatest, high in the skies with no one to judge but your comrades. Look at this unfamiliar-fitting suit made you confused as hell as how anyone put them on. You pat it with a hoof which attracts the mutually-naked Soarin's attention. He comes over to you and, with shortened breath, says, "I haven't told you this before, but wonderbolts can't put their suits on by themselves. They have someone else put them on for them."
> You blush, shocked. Soarin doesn't hesitate and grips the suit with his muzzle and gets a feel for it, and stretches it out for you, placing the two leg holes on the ground. He motions, and you step there. Leaning down to your hind hooves, he grips your suit and begins moving it up your legs, shivering from the sudden soft feel of the rubbery suit.

>>30588309
> He then, as you raise your wing for him, he heaves it up your and over thighs, fitting your tail through its hole, and reaching it over to your waist, fitting it over your wings too. The underside, though, isn't covered. He crouches and, reaching his muzzle dangerously down to your now-erect member making small but noticable heaving motions from the lust, and gently and slowly stretches your unzipped suit over your wincing belly and onto your chest, and tells you to put your two front legs through the sleeves like a jacket. The slowness is tantalizing and you're fighting the urge to fuck him again, but you don't have enough power in this time of weakness and can only make gradually larger thrusting motions with your hips to stimulate your cock. He puts the final stretch of the suit over you and your muzzle blinding you briefly with the suit's head, wraps it around your hair, eyes, and exposed muzzle. Feeling the suit on your face has made you feel more alive than ever, and your legs almost cave in from the power of your throbbing penis making a scene again. You wiggle your ass back and forth and try to free room for your balls, but they're struggling to hold your dick down as much as you are. But you're interrupted by the realization that the suit isn't fully on you. Looking down at your belly, you notice the end of the zipper on your chest. Soarin tells you to stay still, but you can't knowing what will happen next. He crouches further, arching up his flank this time, and clutches the zipper with his teeth, and gradually zips the cold iron down from your chest to your belly with your dick shaking and twitching harder from the impending pleasure. It reaches further down to your waist, and eventually greets the base of your penis.

>>30588313
> Soarin takes the cloth surrounding your balls and hikes them over them, accelerating you with the shaking of the pleasure as your cock throbs up and down like it's panting. He stretches the ball-covered cloth closer to your dick's other side with a hoof, and gradually zips the suit over your private regions, zipping it over your tip and back down the shaft, over your balls, and finally, up the crevice of your asshole, meeting its end at the base of your tail. Feeling your new look, you sway your nether regions a harder under this very form-fitting, ass-hugging suit, unable not to just feel your hips with a hoof. You arch your flank up and spread your wings, grimacing under the failure to keep it in, and, legs caving, jizz harshly underneath the suit and panties as your cock shakes and twitches, staining the newly acquired suit with your seed. Atleast it's yours to keep now. Everything in you just feels so touched, and you notice as you put a hoof down there that it almost contorts into your butthole. You shake your hips and butt again, swimming in this stained suit, looking everywhere on you and just admiring who you are and how sexy your ass looks as your cock throbs in the gentle post-release of your seed again. Soarin notices your assets as well, and gives your ass a hard slap. Surprised, you wince from the pain and turn to face him, and he has that look again, but this time you both know none of you have the energy to do so.

>>30588324
> A few hours pass, and you're sitting there on the floor with him with both of you in wonderbolt suits stroking eachother's hooves, with your two hindlegs interlocking eachother, pressing cocks against eachother, waggling your thighs back and forth in the ample nothings of the day's activities. He tells you the wonderbolt suit is new, and he only wears it when people aren't noticing, usually not taking note of the zipper between his buttcheeks. He also said that wonderbolt suits were crafted this way not due to the aerial dynamics or anything, but to give people another reason to look at them as they fly. It's probably half the reason people go to wonderbolt shows anymore. He was apparently jealous of your ass for awhile, trying to give you hints that he wanted you so badly, and you noticed in the mirror that day just how plush and jutted-out it was. It wasn't until you put on the wonderbolt suit though that it was really spelled out, with it loudly stretching and crinkling with even the slightest moment, ripping nearly everytime you bend down more than an inch. Since then you just wear panties underneath and hope nobody notices. You and him have felt your ass and wide hips alot since then, both taking pleasure in the sweet curves and form-fitting panties over them just to watch them rip when you bend over to let him put it in. Now whenever he's behind you you make sure to give him a hard time by wiggling your hips dramatically every step and of course, flaring up your tail to give him sweet moments of your jiggling balls and erect, precumming dick squeezed between your thighs as you shoot him sly looks. You know everything about him now, and that's when you noticed just how valuable you are to him, not just the other way around.

>>30588327
> You kept and usually wear the panties you took from him just to feel it on your regions and ass, and lick the sweet silk wrapped around your cock soothingly with a desparate tongue. Ever since that day you've felt more relieved than ever, but still locked in, wanting more. Atleast now you have a source to release the grease in. You've done it many times, after all. There was the time you two did it in the Wonderbolt Academy Newspaper station and accidentally printed thousands of copies of papers with the headline "KH;G;HK5466;;;;;;;;;" on it. There were many times where you lay spread out on Soarin's desk, stocking-covered, greeting him to a late-night snack after a hard day of work. And there were many times during flight sessions where there was "a break time" and you two noticeably disappeared to cum inside of a nearby cloud. You still prostrate and ejaculate to his image when he's not around and shove things up your asshole and wiggle it around to stimulate your leaking self, but not because you've always wanted him to notice you, but to know that somewhere, he's probably whacking his own weed thinking about you too.

>>30588332
> Ever since you became a wonderbolt you've gotten noticeably popular for a lot of reasons. Maybe it was the theories that you were having sex with Soarin alot that did it. But you think the reason why it's left so vague and misheading is that they can't get enough of your ass. Now you're helping train with Soarin, and you can't help but notice the eyes looking down there, and hear the lips biting when you turn your back to them, shaking your wings in the cold breeze as your hips move. Doesn't help that you can't stretch out or walk fast in fear of your suit ripping further and giving everyone on the track an erection as you struggle to stay calm, so you walk tightly with your asscheeks smushed together, creating a perfect butt figure. You can't help but be the sex symbol of the academy. You've gotten so many letters, some written similarily to the ones you sent to Soarin. Others flat out telling you your ass is fat as fuck and they want to fuck you immediately. You're just wondering if there'll ever be a moment where you try to fetch a medal for a late trainee and find their pathetic figure outstretched in your now-stained panties and garters, stroking their cock violently while kissing a framed photo of you, softly whinnying under the pressure of their arousal. You've no plans for the unknown, but even as his equal, you're still wildly in lustuous affection for Soarin, and the two of you have no plans to stop.

>>30588385
> When you arrive in his office for the umpteenth time with the panties you slid off and now carry with your muzzle, exposing your massive schlong in need of pleasure, wagging your tail back and forth, you know this is paradise, and you both know it. You give him the look you've always had and breathe heavily, slamming the door behind you and mounting his deck, knocking things over with your dick and wide asscheeks, kissing him with your slobbering muzzle as he rubs your belly with his hooves, and continuing an endless night of sweet lust for Soarin.

>>30588391
thats it

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>>30588401
Pastebin this pasta, baby

>>30588836
https://pastebin.com/ByTN4JA7

i dunno how this goes into the thread's pastebin, but someone'll figure that for me

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Ah this general.

It's been a while.
Who knew that this would kick off my repressed homosexual feelings and I'd end up with a dominant boyfriend and end up snuggling with a man nearly every night


Thanks a lot you guy! (No seriously THANK YOU :DDD)

>>30589030
fag

>>30532577
That's assuming that most of us fags here still watches the show...

>>30588401
L-Lewd

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>>30589030
Cute

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>>30589030
Gay

>>30592531
Filthy Rich is cute

I want to meet him in a hotel bar on a business trip

>>30593670
How would you catch his attention anon?

Why does it feel so good to kiss men!

>>30594859
What about that weird taste though?

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>>30594895
kiss them before the blowjob.

>>30595117
Sure wish Applejack was a stallion.
I'd beg to give him a bj

>>30594859
Because they kiss harder and their mouths are firmer and they use their tongues more. Also their stubble tickles when it rubs against your face. It's really delightful desu

What're you guy's favorite stories/writefags?

>>30595736
To Be His Mare - Kamikakushi on FiMFiction
Rainbow Blitz gets caught spying on Dusk Shine's alone time and, for the longest time, swears to himself he's not gay. Heavy dom/sub power play here.

Black Coffee in Caramel's Bed - SwiperTheFox on FiMFiction
Anon and Big Mac win a vacation in a sweepstakes, and they bump into one of Mac's old flings. Cute sexy threesome in a hotel room with some light foodplay!

Playing in Public - /u/Granted on our Pastebin
Shining Armor and Fancy Pants (Bonus points for Canterlot Unicorns) having some fun embarrassing each other in public.

One Knight Stand - horizon on FiMFiction
Not explicitly gay, but anon is sent to Equestria for a night, and he's turned into a mare so Shining Armor can show him the fucking of a lifetime. Huge bonus points because it's written in second person perspective

That's four for now, and there's a couple more that I'd like to share soon.

>>30596459
Do you have any more like the first 3 on your list?

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>>30596747
I mean, the only thing the first three have in common across the board is that they're explicitly M/M. #1 is long-form stuff that kind of breaks down and rebuilds Rainbow Blitz. A little rough to read, desu, but totally worth it. #2 is cutesy one-off vanilla stuff, and #3 is comparatively harmless embarrassment play.

Anyway, yeah I have a couple more.

The King's Bedchamber - CrackedInkwell on FiMFicton
King Sombra enlists six of his best men to join him discreetly in his bedchambers. Super kinky slaveplay and domination.

Love Means Giving - Ship Shipping on FiMFiction
Cadence finds Shining Armor's porno mags and finds out he has a thing for stallions too. She takes advantage of some transformation magic and gives him a very special gift.

A Guard's Duty - James Light on FiMFiction
Shining Armor and Flash Sentry bang while Cadence watches via a scrying orb. It has a bonus watersports edit too, which is really nice.

The Stud and the City Official - That_One_Brony on FiMFiction
R63 Applejack comes home at the end of The Last Roundup and explains to Mayor Stallion that he had to take up odd jobs to make up the money he didn't win at the rodeo. Mayor Stallion misunderstands, thinking Applejack made the money on a stud farm, and hires the boy for an illicit under-the-desk massage.

With those out on the table, I'm wondering if anybody can help me find a fic that's fled my memory. I believe it's Shining Armor x Flash Sentry, where Flash is written as Shining Armor's "squire." The fic opens up with Flash Sentry grooming Shining Armor before he goes to meet with Cadence.
Also, wow, I think I might have a thing for Shining Armor.

>>30596980
Are you the reason why background stallions don't get more love?

Shining's nice and all, but it feels at this point Mac and Shining are all that's come out of the gay tag on derpi nowadays...apart from OCs.

The story you're referring to is this one I think:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/183390/in-this-sacred-band-of-ponies

>>30596980
I mean this is a homo thread so it makes sense that I want some hot male/male action, anyway thanks for the recommendations, even though I have read some if them already

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I want to be part of Sombras harem and serve my king.

>>30596980
>>30596459
>all fetishy garbage
Good fucking lord.
You could have at least recommended Soapy Suds and Horny Studs.

>>30594515
Offer him a one in a life time buisness investment I presume.

>>30522857
Sub with a Boyfriend here

>>30522857
As long as he's cute I'd take it in the ass and drink his cum whenever he wants it. Am I still a sub if I don't like or want a dom? Dons are usually just egotistical ass hats with image/confidence issues

>>30598387

He fucked up his question.

Tops and bottoms are positions. Dom and sub are mindsets. And I think there's probably a 3rd axis here.

Top / Both/ Bottom
Dom / Neutral / Sub
Masculine / Neutral / Feminine

Top/Neutral/Masculine here

>>30596980
>The King's Bedchamber - CrackedInkwell on FiMFicton

Can I have a link to that? I cant find it.

>>30598431
Ok, so bottom / neutral / neutral

>>30598431
now here's someone I agree with

>>30598431

Can we get a Bottom/Dom/Feminine? Sounds like kill bill with dicks instead swords.

>>30598431
Both
Sub
Neutral-Fem

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drunk gay horse

>>30598431
I'm Both / Neutral / Neutral, I guess. I don't really know what I want right now.

>>30598496

I got chu m8

>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/372799/the-kings-bedchambers

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>>30599144

You're pretty good. Here, have some fags.

>>30598431

the masculine/feminine axis reeks of transfagorty and tumblr.

both/neutral with slight sub tendencies here though otherwise

>>30599337
Not a tumblr fag, I meant more like behavior. just because you're an affectionate, emotional bottom doesn't mean you're a tranny, just kinda feminine for a dude.

>>30599337
>the masculine/feminine axis reeks of transfagorty and tumblr

This has existed since the dawn of gaydom, and has nothing to do with trannies.

Hey, can I get an invite to homo discord? Thanks.

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>>30600374
i really love gay rule 63 stuff

I wanna please the crystal prince

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>>30598431
Bottom, Sub, Masculine

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>>30600385
I personally wish there were more SoarinBlitz art out there.

>>30600452
That is OTP right there, you have perfect taste anon

>>30588950
Congratulations, that was an actual good greentext that supported the thread.

>>30597010
That's just because people don't watch the show anymore, they just read the headlines and talk about screencaps they saw on their tumblrs, grumble grumble grumble.

Thank you so much for finding that story though. I've been missing it!

>>30598717
>bottom/dom/feminine
It's a wonderful combination, and they exist.

>>30588950
Your work is wonderful, and I've updated the Pastebin.

I think closeted coming out romances are the cutest

>"hey braeburn, what's it like to k-kiss a stallion?"

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>>30599044
Cute Bat :3
kissu ~

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gay boy on a tricycle

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Would you a Braeburned?

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>>30600452
Half-63 Shipping

>>30600946
I have an weird idea about Burnt Oak as closet gay and had a crush on Bright Mac, but couldn't come out because he knew Mac loves Pear Butter and was afraid of losing existing friendship with him if he came out.

>>30601509
Definitely. He's adorable.

>>30601616
That sounds like my life in high school.

>>30517583
updated link to discord?

I'm a drunk gay stallion, somebody bend over!

>>30603032

b-but I just wanna to snuggle

>>30603129
I'm happy with snugglin, too. Just wanna fall asleep holding somepony.

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>>30603161

I hear ya, senpai. I'm all alone in a big lonely hotel room right now.

>>30603189
My boyfriend is pretty far away, and I don't think he beleives me when I tell him I love him. But I do, and I wish we were closer.

someday

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>>30603203

At least you have someone to say that to ;-;

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>>30551423
>later. In bed.
>"Do you think those protesters will come back tomorrow?"
"Shining, I don't know what the hell they're gonna do. It's like trying to predict earthquakes."
>"There is an earthquake prediction department in Canterlot. They use them to mix rainbow paints
>and such."
"That figures. We've got some good guys working on it here but it's still pretty hit and miss
for us."
>"I'm sure they'll figure it out eventually." Shining says, charitably.
You stare into his mane, eyes tracking down his back, as he lays facing away from you.
"Shining?" "Mm-hmm?" "Do you mind if..." You slither your arms around his withers, drawing him
across the mattress toward you. "What are you doing?" he asks, moving his horn to avoid your face.
"I just wanted to hold you for a while." He lets you pull him tight against you, and you can feel
the tension go out of him as you bury your cheek into his mane. "No, I don't mind." he replies.
You reach back and turn off the lantern, then resume enjoying your plush friend's company.
It turns into a wonderful night's sleep.

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>>30603791
*I probably should have said "plush-furred friend", Shining is, of course, a real meat and fur horse in this tale.

QFAGGOTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS