Satyr Abomination Thread #214 Beach Trip Edition

>>30514614
To answer your question, Kimmy would have to set aside days where Mera would go out and shed be a third wheel to the date.
>Go to see a movie
>Anon? And Mera sit side by side as he feeds her popcorn
>The kid sitting behind Mera is scared shit less and crying over the scary goat lady sitting backwards and looking right at him

Things like that.

>>30514756
I don't think it'd be possible for such a thing to work out, realistically. They'd need a guy who'd be up to loving both of them, or neither of them.

>Anon
As much as I adore my human on satyr, kinda going with the idea from /sad/ that she ends up with a normal deer lad from the deer village nearby to where her father lives.

>>30514814
My mind approaches it as a "originally attracted to Mera" thing, not a situation where he is necessarily unwilling to date them both.

I imagine it'd be weird for him, but he was probably good with weird already considering who he was after.

>>30514837
>Deer lad, being basically an elf in the setting, is attracted to the personality of the more reserved and contemplative Mera, even if physically not attractive by his standards.
>Kimmy, being both physically and mentally different, doesn't intially mix with him with her impatient and very energetic nature.
>Mera will be his friend, but blocks all attempts at romance because of this, given chimera are all or nothing.
>Deer tries getting to know Kimmy as opposed to simply just accepting her presence.
>Starts finding more common ground with her in Kimmy's love for nature and moving from there.
>Begins learning how to juggle the both of them.
I could dig it.

>>30514814
>>30514837

I put a question mark man, just used anon as a placeholder to insert whatever you want. But yeah they would be like siamese twins or something. I wonder how those people date or marry. What happens if one feels attraction and the other doesn't? An odd situation to be in.

>>30514898
The guys who got the "Siamese Twins" name to stick as a phrase married sisters, I think.

Apparently when it was time to get intimate one of them basically went into a passive sleep like state?

So which satyrs regularly braid their own hair?

>>30515080
Feather Heart.

Any good green of Stormwalker? She looks to be a cute.

>>30515385
Not really. She's still a bit of a blank slate waiting to be fleshed out.

>>30515394
Who are some of the more or most fleshed out?

>>30515394
Damn. I saw a little bit of a personality when there was the "Hope in armor" pictures.

>>30515415
Well. There's Hope, Gumdrop, Petunia, Feather Heart, most of the mane 6 kids, the DGA kids, Yuzu, Mistake and Tonsils, and buns collectively.
Off the top of my head.

>>30514756
>Kimmy and mera get separate boyfriends
That would be a peculiar household indeed.

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C U T E

>>30515472
>DGA
>buns
Absolute autism, those things.

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Who would I talk to about some art? I have something interesting I want done. I'm a fa/tg/uy that also likes the pony show. I was wanting to get someone to make some satyr tokens.
I know DJ sometimes does requests, but what I want seems weird and a waste of their talents

>>30516579
Tokens?

>>30516588
Yeah, some cards and stuff make satyr tokens, and I want to autism things up some more

>>30516595
Er, what are these for/from?

>>30516597
Magic the Gathering

>>30516597
What >>30516638 said. Tokens in Magic are typically used for generic creatures, most often those created by card effects.

>>30516988
You like the idea of /satyr/ tokens?

>>30516994
I do. We already have satyr cards on Derpi though not in single images, so tokens make sense.

>>30517008
Because I run a Naya tokens deck, and I need that new horse from HoD. Also Storm Herd pegasus tokens

>>30517049
HoD? You'll have to refresh my memory. I don't recall episodes by acronyms.

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>>30517139

>>30514633
>B&NTHRO

>>30514633
Did some satyrs have to drag their parents to the beach? Or vice versa?

>>30518151
There are some NEET-ish satyrs like Drizzle, I guess.

>>30518238
Think she'd enjoy playing DnD?

>>30518356
She'd keep at it even if she didn't.

She's desperate for companionship.

I've been binge watching Hero Academia so what are some quirks satyrs would get? Any ones that have a pattern in a family?

>>30519565
>I've been binge watching Hero Academia
Me too. I started watching it a few days ago.

>>30519531
That is the cutest thing I have seen in a long time. They make cute sleep buddies. This idea should be expanded on .

>>30519565
Quirks could actually be passed down from the human side. Would make sense given the canon of the show.

>>30519531
Huh, Bucky is fairly handsome.

>>30519939
What kind of quirks though? Any quirkless satyrs?
>>30519996
I figured the Apples have some lookers.

Man, it is sad that everyone is just over at /sad/ instead of this. the original thread

>>30521151
I'm here, I guess.

>>30521151
I would much rather be here than the "Ariana and Anon is the greatest thing ever" thread.

>>30521151
>>30521186
Is there anything you want to talk about?

>>30521244
Yes. I'm still open to this.
>>30519565

I could go further. Should Hope fly or leap tall buildings in a single bound?

>>30521244
Satyrs doing SoL things is nice.

>>30521286
Would the leaping power be kind of like Pop Step's quirk?

>>30521315
Romance allowed or romance not allowed?

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>>30521244
I was thinking of a cute slice of life with the children of these two on a playdate. Family shenanigans and the like.
Though are there children for these two? If so who are they? There are honestly too many to keep track of

>>30516579
Neat idea, but the artfags only do fetish art on /sad/ now

>>30521327
Awkward romance is cute. Like with Pogo back in the day. Shit was cute as hell.

>>30521351
The one on the right has a satyr that's a trap & the one on the left has a satyr that's a reverse trap. (So they might not be what you were hoping for..)

Their names are Sunshine Blossom & Nightengale respectively.

I think the dispositions are similar to the respective parents' though, as far as I can tell.

>>30521356
Are you cool with using this >>30519531 as the jumping off point for that kind of discussion or is Eirwen too non-standard for you?

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>>30521151
>everyone is just over at /sad/ instead
>implying i go to the bunny festival

i'm here and i been drawing.. very slowly

>>30521327
I'm kind of mixing normal comics and that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp6HCzW7AFo
I do stay firm that Hope's the Superman or I guess All Might. I'm not sure who I would pick other than Hope. Maybe my favorites or if it was some Reign of Supermen shit where they replaced her temporarily.

>>30521430
What is the deal with the whole bunny shit?

>>30521378
Thanks for the info, could you possibly post any art?

>>30521471
>What is the deal with the whole bunny shit?
Highly concentrated autism.

>>30521471
Buns are throw-away characters in an open ended setting where you don't need any special explanation for whatever weird happenings are going on.

It's an easy topic to use to whittle away time when there's a drought of content.

>>30521499
Which is always, it seems.

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>>30521471
Here.

>>30521505
by the way, both are traps

>>30521484
>>30521499
So basically pregnancy fetishes?

I miss the days of many threads establishing traits and flaws of characters

>>30521508
>So basically pregnancy fetishes?
and a dumb story where anon has a empire of bunnies and there's revolution or some shit like that

>>30521542
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>30521327
I'd say non-romance, if only to not trigger the anti-shipfags for a bit

>>30521507
No, one is a trap, the other is a reverse trap. One has a cock, the other has to wear a cock

>>30521499
>Why is "Blank Character" here
>They heard something weird is going on and decided to see what is going on
Truly difficult isn't it?
>>30521508
That's why Utah's still one of the best in my opinion. Making him a cape makes it possible for him to be anywhere. Appleloosa is just the preferred setting. He can make incredibly brash decisions and get shit on.

He's not as strong as his cousin, as accurate of a sharpshooter as his sister, as tech savvy as his other cousin, or as strategic as his brother.

>>30521565
So Bucky as a brilliant but lazy type? I'm interested.

>Do nothing but shit all over people who like to talk about things you don't like
>Snide jab artists who like to draw what they like
>Be this toxic and would rather bitch about content than make your own

I thought we seperated the threads so you would all stop crying and bitching? Don't drag people who like to post on /sad/ through the mud because you can't be bothered to make content man. And you hoenstly ask why people don't post here when all you ever seem to do is just bad mouth and shit on other anons who talk about things they like in their own thread that you wanted them to go to. God man there is no pleasing you complain anons. Even when they stay in /sad/ like you wanted you STILL piss and moan about them. Fuck me man.

>>30521471
Just a sort of meme idea that spiraled out of control. /sad/ and /sat/ have been a bit content deprived so there's not really much beyond it to talk about since it's a a pretty malleable for just random postings and such.

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>>30521610
I wouldn't say lazy. Have you ever read Diary of a Wimpy Kid? I remember this one part when I read it forever ago that the oldest brother would just lower expectations so he can get through it and not get bitched at.

>>30521646
Personally I like the lazy Bucky headcanon. It's a bit of a unique main trait here, all things considered.

(I've never read that book.)

>>30521610
Lazy and smart. Thinks machines on SAA would be a good idea. Make cider, applesauce, apple butter; faster than the apples can rot. And buddy, they got a lit of rotting fucking apples. About 60% of their income is Zap Apple products, and how often are those in season?

>>30522308
This'll just further the probable rift in his relationship with his mother, won't it?

I can imagine something happening with the Flim Flam brothers here.

>>30522334
If he was there when the Flim Flam brothers showed up at the apple farm, then he would no doubt have sided with them just because their machine means less work for him.

>>30522410
Bucky hears the tale of the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 & decides to recreate it but never finishes because he keeps procrastinating & was doing a bit of a half-assed job when he wasn't anyways.

>>30522427
He just buys the original for 45 bits (it is STILL faster than the family)

>>30523758
Buoy is a mega cutie. Is it shark week yet boys?

>>30524193
It's always shark week when Buoy Belle is around.

>>30522991
AJ kicks him out of the farm because she still hates everything about the Flim Flam brothers.

>>30524460
What would the rest of the family think?

>>30524549
Be sad. They love Bucky.

>>30524549
Nothing. Nobody cares about him.

>>30524460
DYEWTS?

>>30525112
Applejack, you being a bad mother is no excuse for you being a cunt.

>>30521617
>Waah, why won't everyone lower their standards for?
>It's those who doesn't like non-stop incest inbreeding and bestiality who are destroying this general and driving others away!

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What if you got turned into a filly? How would your kids react?
Would you try and keep it a secret that you are their dad and hope that you turn back to your human self soon?

>>30517682
Cute!

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>"Come on, dad, why are you stopping?"
>You pant heavily, glancing up from your position hunched over almost double with your hands on your knees to see your daughter making her way back to you.
>She'd outpaced you long ago and had raced on ahead without noticing that you'd fallen behind.
>Coming up beside you, she jogs on the spot to keep her heart rate up while placing a hand on your back.
>"Are you okay?"
>You give a good natured yet breathless chuckle and nod.
"Fine, sweetheart. Just getting old."
>That was all too true, sadly.
>Twenty years ago you'd have finished your run by now and would be back home in the shower.
>Hell, even ten years ago and you'd at least have made this far in half the time without getting a stitch in your side and cramp in your legs.
>Your daughter frowns at you.
>"Come on, there's only five more miles to go."
>You stand up straight and feel the muscles in your back twinge painfully in protest.
"Yeah, just give me a minute."
>Sucking in deep lungfuls of air, you focus on trying to get your breathing under control.
>Your knees hurt and it was too hot out.
>You wish you were back home asleep in your hammock in the shady part of garden.
>As if reading your mind, your daughter tuts.
>"Maybe if you cut back on the beers and the peanuts then you'd find it easier, you know? I mean I'm not even tired at all."
>You shove her playfully in the shoulder causing her to laugh.
"Okay, hot stuff, no need to brag. Besides, dads need beer and peanuts to deal with the stress of being a parent, so it's mostly your fault."
>"Sure it is."
>She rolls her eyes and jogs on a little way ahead.
>"You just don't want to admit that you're getting fat."
>Fat?
>No, maybe a little paunchy, perhaps, but not fat.
>You begin to jog after her.
"Hey, you take that back."
>"No, it's true."
>You try to gain ground on her, but she manages to maintain her lead with ease.
"If I was a younger man I'd catch you and wash your mouth out with soap for lying like that."

>>30531401

>She scoffs.
>"Too bad for you then that you're so fat."
>Oh, that little brat!
>When you caught her you were going to... to... well, if you were being honest, you'd just probably tickle her and blow raspberries on her stomach until she apologised for slandering you.
"Blame my metabolism, not me. It'll happen to you too, young lady."
>She looks back over her shoulder with a grin.
>"All the more reason to run while I can."

>>30531401
>tfw getting old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbfU2ZYb3NI

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>>30531401
>Maybe if you cut back on the beers and the peanuts
I know she means well, but Yuzu needs to learn to not be so preachy.

>>30531407
Nice little short.

>>30531407
Yuzu's got a bit of a smart mouth, doesn't she?

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>>30531407
I can quite easily see Yuzu pushing her dad to be more active as he gets on in years. He's all she's got after all, and once he's gone then she'll be alone. It's in her interests to keep him healthy.

>"Time to get up, daddy!"
>Pulled from your restful slumber, you slam your eyes tightly closed as your daughter barges into your room and rips open your curtains, the blindingly bright sunlight painfully stabbing into your retinas.
>She sits on the bed beside you and shakes you softly by the shoulder.
>"Come on, up!"
>You groan and bury your head under the covers.
>She stands up, staring down at you with her hands on her hips.
>"Don't be lazy, it's a beautiful day! Too beautiful to spend in bed."
>You sigh tiredly.
"Ugh... What time is it?"
>"It's half-past seven, or a few minutes gone."
>You snort in amusement.
"You seriously expect me to get up this early on one of my days off? Dream on. Come back in a few hours with breakfast in bed and a coffee and maybe we'll talk."
>She persists, now rocking you back and forth as you lie curled up in the sheets like a comfy caterpillar.
>"Coffee's bad for you, you know. Seriously though, you should get up, the day's practically half gone already."
"Not happening."
>She huffs in annoyance, now climbing onto the bed and practically sitting on top of you.
>"They say that exercise first thing in the morning is ideal for-"
"Can't, I've got DOMS and today is a rest day."
>She rolls her eyes.
>"You can't get DOMS from sitting on your ass watching TV."
>You remain silent.
>"Well fine, if you don't get up for me then at least get up to say hi to Mistake."
"Mistake?"
>"Duh, she's been here for over an hour already."
>She's been here since before sunrise?
"Not that she isn't always welcome, but doesn't she have a home to go to?"

Maybe it's revenge for all the times Anon woke her up to go to school.

>>30532327
>His daughter finally leaves the room, having given up.
>Ten minutes later and he's again awoken, this time by the feeling of something crawling under the covers.
>It had been a few years since Yuzu snuck into his bed for some early morning cuddles, but a dad's got to do what a dad's got to do.
>He wraps an arm around the warm lump now tucked in against his side beneath the sheets.
"Snuggles are fine, but I'm still not getting up yet, okay, Yuzu?"
>Silence.
"Yuzu?"
>"Guess again, Mr Anon."

>>30532327
Heh.
>>30532617
>Turning a young Mistake into someone who lusts after Anon's cock
No.

>>30532327
>>30532617
Liking these shorts, lad.

>>30533327
The whole "Mistake is trying to get her BFF's dad" thing is an old, established thing.

>>30533327
Maybe she just wanted cuddles. I mean at her house she has to share her dad with an ungodly number of siblings. Perhaps she's cheating on her own dad with her best friend's and getting extra hugs on the side.

She is a lovebug after all.

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>>30532327
Sounds like a cute and fun idea with potential for some feels as well. Would like to see more.

>>30533357
>The whole "Mistake is trying to get her BFF's dad" thing is an old, established thing
>established
Right, so from now on every single time people talk about Yuzu and Mistake, then one must mention how Mistake wants Yuzu's dad?

>>30533745
>Thinking that retarded headcanon is retarded
You my good sir are a fucking man of taste

>>30533745
>then one must mention how Mistake wants Yuzu's dad?
Well there will always be one person who wants to add their head canon to it. You could do the smart thing and ignore it and add to the other discussion instead. But I guess pissing yourself and focusing more on fighting other anons for talking about what they want than adding content is a good option too.

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>>30534284
Don't give him the attention. He's just mad because people in /sad/ haven't been giving him (You)'s lately.

>>30534303
Cute short stack mistake

>>30534849
>short stack
But she's not stacked, just short.

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>>30534889
Really? So Thistle is more hips for days so she is a short stack then?

>>30534953
Thistle usually has T&A, so she'd be a shortstack.

>>30533858
That he is.

>>30534965
Still hips

>>30534889

If she lacks boobs then she's a shortlack.

>>30534849
>>30537103
I'd just call her petite.
Her body proportions are pretty normal, she's just small and skinny.

Even as an adult, she could still pass for a young teenager (without transforming) if she dresses and acts like it.

>>30537898
Mistake is generally pretty endowed.

The real question is, is she self conscious about it, or does she realize flat chests are a status symbol?

>>30538235
>The real question is, is she self conscious about it, or does she realize flat chests are a status symbol?
Probably a bit of both.
She sometimes envies the more well-endowed girls, but also sees the advantages of having small breasts.

She'll be able to pass for being young and cute much longer than most other girls, and she'll never have to worry about her tits starting to sag. When her similarly aged friends have become all wrinkly and with long saggy tits, she'll still look like a 13-year old.

>>30538235
*unendowed I meant.

>>30538277
>When her similarly aged friends have become all wrinkly and with long saggy tits, she'll still look like a 13-year old.
Reminds me of that bump-sized short where Yuzu's dad was hiding some pedo tendencies that made Yuzu a good, legal mate.

>>30538288
>Reminds me of that bump-sized short where Yuzu's dad was hiding some pedo tendencies that made Yuzu a good, legal mate.
Got link?

>>30538294
Not much to it, sadly.

"So Mistake, you can change to look however you want, right?"
>"Sure can, Mister Anon. Well, within reason."
"So could you change to make yourself look, I don't know... younger?"
>"Um, sure, gimme a sec.... There' how's this?"
"Too old."
>"Oh... How about this?"
"Too old."
>"I don't know how much younger I can get. You're kind of weirding me out."
"I said too old."
>"Yuzu, help!"

>>30538305
Oh, I rememeber that. Kek.
Not sure why she thinks Yuzu would be able to help though. They're about the same age, aren't they?

>>30538277
>She'll be able to pass for being young and cute much longer
And by "much longer" you mean for a couple of hundred years. If you want to believe in the comics, then Chrysalis was "born" back when Starswirl was still alive, and she is still hotter than ever even after one millennium.

>>30538346
Interesting thought. That's assuming that long-livedness is genetic though. We don't know if it is, or if Chrysalis gained it through some sort of magical transformation, like Celestia, Luna and presumably other alicorns did.

If it's a general genetic changeling trait, then she may well live hundreds of years even though she isn't a pure changeling.

Personally I think I'm gonna go with Chrysalis being a special case, like Celestia and Luna.

>>30538522
Maybe it's like the metamorphosis of a termite to a termite queen.
Normal termites live a year or two, but their queens can live up to 50 years.

>>30538559
That's a really interesting idea about life spans changing depending on her current state. I wonder if she to fulfill some sort of quota to metamorphosis into queen status and thus alter her life timeline. I one time wrote a story about anon fathering many drone Changelings and Chrysalis told anon that only one of them could become a queen if said child ate and consumed his heart. Killing him but thus assuring that changlings can live without being parasites. this was way before the lore change or when we know nothing

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What kind of presents would satyr give to their dad on his birthday? It's my birthday today.

>>30539123
They'd invest in some fat, juicy steaks for a grill out.

>>30539123
Daughteru's love is gift enough.

I'd tell her to get grandpa (my dad) some scratchers, though.

>>30539123
A bottle of ketchup.

>>30539177
Spicy ketchup?

>>30539193
You might as well buy a bottle of sriracha. Shit's good.

>>30539205
Ohooh, I am well aware of how awesome sriracha is. Shit's great on just about everything if you like spicy food.

>>30539123
Peace and quiet for once.

>>30539123
Just one verbal reminder that their dad is a year older than he was last year.

>>30538559
Could be something like that, yeah.
Could a changeling-satyr even become a queen?

>>30539702
No idea. I think in most hive insects, queens have to be programmed to come out that way prior to hatching.

>>30539722
Really?
How does that work anyway?
Wouldn't there end up being multiple queens?

>>30514633
Something seriously needs to be done about this man whore Anon. At least he hasn't gotten to Tempest Shadow yet

>>30539728
As I recall, in bees at least, early in development the immature larvae are fed royal jelly, shifting its development from worker to queen. This is done to several at a time.
I believe this is supposed to be when they're sealed in a comb the first time, and the first one to finish will generally kill the other immature queens to eliminate competition before gathering a small number of other bees to set out and create a new hive.

>>30539774
Huh, interesting.
If changelings work the same, I guess Mistake won't be a queen. Unless she already is and just doesn't know it.

>>30539702
Given one of the, er, "less appreciated" developments on the show, I'd say it's feasible for one to become at least like one if it involved a MASSIVE transfer of energy.

Willingly given or not...

>>30539780
"Yer a queen, Mistake."
>"I'm a what?"
"A queen? And a thumping good 'un I'd wager, once you train up a little."

>>30514633
does it have horse pussy?

>>30540116
Yes.
Almost everyone draws satyr with horsepussy.

>>30540116
The good ones do.

>>30540116
Yes, below the waist is pony. So horse pussy/cock. Only human tits though

>>30540295
>Only human tits though
Usually. Except with cattle girls like Petunia. Then it's a coin flip.

I like when they have both, personally.

>>30540295
>Implying
Milkyway satyr

>>30540305
I'd go without them

>>30540471
Exceptions don't create the rules.

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>>30470834
>Yuzu and Bella's night appreciation club sounds like the most cute thing ever
>i bet the first night it was just those two watching the stars and talking endlessly about life and keeping each and other warm for the night.

i love this idea

>>30541007
>That pic
Hot damn. Very nice. Are they nude or is that just me?

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>>30541020
>Hot damn. Very nice. Are they nude or is that just me?
yeah, summer nights are comfy after all

Also i forget to say, i like to thing that Yuzu can do this with her wings

>>30541084
Her wings aren't usually that big

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>>30541088
>usually
I can work with that

Who's stupid enough to try to perform occult shit?

>>30541007
>This is the music they play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkIq98Mi8IQ

Hey, anyone have Bucky pics saved? Guessing no.

>>30541223
Thorn

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>>30541293
I'm more curious, but why are you asking for it?

>>30541293
Aren't there only like three images with Bucky in them?

>>30541346
And two of them are already in thread

>>30541223
>Who's stupid enough to try to perform occult shit?
Luna's kids

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>>30541376
Might as well put the other one in here.

>>30541007
Nice.

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>>30541236
Actually that's interesting, What kind of music they could play in the nightclub?
>inb4 doom metal or goth

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>"You got some lollipops?"

>>30542432
Nightcore?

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>>30543650
Fucking go back to school

>>30544211
Dressed like that? Do you want her to get snatched on the way there? Because that's what will happen.

>>30544223
I was about to say that most of the satyrs are naked most of the time... then i remember that in horseland clothes=lewd so
>>30543650
get naked lady and go back to your books

Bring suntan lotion for your satyrs.

>>30544701
Do I have to rub it all over them myself? If yes, how thorough do I have to be

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>>30543650
I have something you can suck on, yes.

Because the ice cream man just came by and I got you an otter pop

>>30544701
Would be sweet to see a satyr's mom going on and on how important it is to use suntan lotion at the beach.

>>30545348
>"Im just saying darling its very important for you to apply your sunscreen."
>"Get off my back mom!"
>"Well I know you cant reach it by yourself dear."
>"Whats the big deal of not wearing sunscreen? Every other pony isnt wearing it."
>"Well..they have coats all over their body, and you only have it on half."
>"Gah, I HATE being a satyr. Fine give me the stupid sun screen."

Sapphire was not so lucky and got tan lines all over her.

>>30545664
Tanlines don't have anything to do with sunscreen do they?
Just wearing clothes while in the sun.
If she didn't want tanlines, she'd have to go topless, with or without sunscreen.

>>30546683
I wish we had more Sapphire art. She's a cutie.

Also, is it just me or do we have very few stories involving half unicorn or alicorn satyr's using magic? Off the top of my head, I can only bring to mind one with Dawn pretending to be Emperor Palpatine in Return of the Jedi while using actual force (magic) lightning on her brother.

>>30546774
What kind of magic did you have in mind for some of them?

>>30546774
>I wish we had more Sapphire art. She's a cutie.
She is indeed.
An underappreciated gem.

>>30546794
Nothing specific really. A little telekinesis to pick up the TV remote when they're feeling too lazy to stand up to get it, perhaps.

>>30547014
Personally, I'd love to see a story about a unicorn child being upset with a unicorn-satyr because the satyr happens to be better at magic than the unicorn-pony.

>>30546774
I wonder how strong in magic the royal kids actually are? I usually imagine them as being more innately powerful than 90% of magic users out ther, but not necessarily with the skill or ability to effectively harness their huge reserves of latent magic. At least not yet. Sort of like giving a shotgun to a three year old.

Or I suppose you could go overboard with their powers just for fun.

>"Radiance, if you don't let me have your ice cream I swear I'll turn your bed into a neutron star while you're sleeping."
"You know that'd kill you too, right? No to mention everybody else on the planet."
>"I don't care, just gimme your dessert!"

>>30547286
Yet another way in which satyrs are superior.

How can poners even compete.

>>30547327
I meant it more like this particular pony kid is just worse at magic than average rather than the satyr being significantly powerful...

>>30547286
Lyra has had a nightmare about it.

What is Hope's hairstyle called by the way?

>>30547457
Pig tails.

Who are the most American satyrs?

>>30547888
I'm going to go with the Applejack kids.

Would there be any movies from Earth in Equestria? I was thinking a few should at least be old monster movies.

>>30550072
Depends on whether or not people can travel back to Earth then back again to Equestria.

>>30550104
This. I hc that they do/can, but try to limit what technologies are allowed in each world. So Equestria skips a few (dozen) generations of cars until they get to the functional green cars, and magic healthcare takes 2-3 presidencies before it is implemented.

>>30550104
What if some humans decides to try and recreate a couple of movies from Earth?

>>30550408
It's rare that the remake's as good as the original, eh.

That aside, they'd definitely need to make some changes & creative liberties to recreate them in Equestria.

>>30550392
Movies would probably be one of the #1 exports from Earth in that case, I think.

>>30547286
There are some feats I think a few satyrs can do, but only under extreme conditions.

>>30550482
>It's rare that the remake's as good as the original, eh.
Who's gonna tell the ponies that it's a remake?

>>30551025
If they're in the setting, I'd imagine there'd be be some sort of happenstance involving Applejack finding out from her husband that the movies are remakes & then outing that fact to the ponies.

The lesson would be about how no one really cares that much about that fact & the humans' need to hide the fact was very pointless.

>>30550072
Not really a fan of Earth being involved with Equestria anymore than just where Anon's from, personally. Too big a can of worms.

>>30552950
I really enjoy this pic cause it reminds me so much of the J/RPG games I've loved to play since I was smoll.

>>30552950
>>30552980
Looks pretty shitty to me.

>>30553659
Maybe you need to buy a pair of glasses then, or more brain power so you can figure out on your own that it is just a sketch.

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>>30553822
>Giving him a (you)
Anon he just wants to shit on anything to sour this thread. Dont give him attention.

>>30552980
Yo

>>30553848
Broil is a cutie.

>>30554928
She's okay

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>>30554928
She sure is a cutie

so what do you want to talk about, satyr? this thread's always dead these days

>>30556095
Do any of the younger satyrs look up to the older ones? Any of the older ones act as a mentor figure for them? One I thought that could be one is Hope and Rory.

>>30556171
I mean we've had this conversation before. How do you figure Hope started mentoring Rory?

>>30556313
The reasoning I have is that Glimmer didn't want to because she would much rather study by herself and didn't want distractions, so Hope decided to take over the role.

>>30556435
It'd be funnier if she was just super incompetent at teaching.

Who would be that weird girl that writes fujoshit about the boys?

>>30556702
You could probably use any of the nerd girl ones for that, especially the NEET-y ones.

>>30556702
>>30556731
Obvious contenders are Glimmer, Emma, Drizzle.
Less likely, but perhaps more entertaining to consider: Prism, Mud Pie (with her faithful proofreader Trimmings), Ambrosia

>>30556731
>>30556768
What's the worst thing they wrote? What is the one work that is so fucking creepy, they wouldn't even post it and hide it somewhere?

>>30556777
Seme Eden and Uke Radiance.
It landed them on half a dozen watch lists.

>>30554962
She is.

>>30556095
Food? Your little kid wants to help with dinner.

>>30556702
Freckles.

>>30553577
Pogo is a pirate, Melody is a Ninja, but who is a viking?

>>30559369
I'd say Petunia, 'cause the whole Midwest accent thing the cows have going on is the closest we have to Nordic characters.

>>30559454
>Petunia viking
want increases. Would she go with the low cut revealing fan service outfit or a more respectable wear?

>>30559454
Didn't Faust or someone say that mooses or some animal like that would be the vikings or something?

>>30559510
Was there ever a moose race?

>>30559516
There are deers.

>>30559526
Werent the deers more like elves?

>>30559526
Dang deer don't seem very much like vikings to me.

>>30559506
I always imagined Petunia being incredibly self conscious & embarrassed by her body, for reasons, so definitely modest.

>>30559369
>>30559510
>>30559516
From the show, I'd say the yaks seem closest to vikings, although I'm guessing they're based on Mongols or something like that.

We don't have a yak satyr yet I think.

>>30559542
>Trigger Warning: Discussion of Petunia and other triggering content. Do not read and then complain about something that was hidden that you went out of your way to see despite the warning.

I can see her being self conscious for sure. There was some discussion over in /sad/ of cow and Minotaur culture with a milk festival and I always saw that as being vikingesque. And that one minotaur satyr girl getting her in some skimpy festival wear and commenting how good she looks in it. Id like to think thats when she starts feeling more comfortable wiht herself.

>>30559558
A yak one? I dont think so. Would it be a cute daugtheru or a strong sonfu?

>>30559568
>Would it be a cute daugtheru or a strong sonfu?
Why not one of each?

>>30559568
>>30559576
Strong daughteru, cute sonfu.

>>30559631
Strong and cute daughteru, strong and handsome sonfu.

>>30559635
Thinking about it, it might be a worthy idea to make one of them a "weak but smart" type.

>>30559454
I could never imagine a voice for Petunia that felt went great for her. I usually just default with Clarabelle.

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Found it. It was a caribou I was thinking of.
>>30559542
>Dang deer don't seem very much like vikings to me.
Well, Faust herself said years ago that she was planning/hoping for viking caribous, but it never happened.

>>30559678
I guess it would be pretty funny if one of them turned out a stereotypical math nerd with thick glasses and 200 IQ.

>>30559816
Well, need thick glasses maybe. I kind of doubt they'd be able to get them in Yakyakistan. Not exactly a place that'd be known for their eyewear.

>>30559943
They'd have to be imported from Ponyville/Canterlot probably. If there are satyrs, there's a human involved and he'd probably know where to get glasses.

>>30559635
Not a lot of strong sonfus. Most are just kinda androgynous at best, really.

>>30559964
Hmmm, yeah, I guess for strong sons it's pretty much just Herc. At least if we're going by visible muscles anyways.

>>30560077
Utah and Bucky also were able to avoid the androgenous stick.

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>>30560077
>>30560104
There's also Radiance. He's never really been portrayed as a trap or gay.
Icarus got turned trap a couple of times, but he's usually sporty, so I doubt he'd actually be able to pass as a girl.

And this one, Theseus, who was introduced in /sad/ a couple of days ago, if you don't mind him being Ariana's father - daughter incest spawn.

>>30560124
Radiance is often drawn pretty feminine though, not as a trap & not always, but still a bit on the girlish side.

>>30560124
Hell no. I already think Ariana is terrible. An incest spawn sounds god awful.

Pogo could have a chance. He's got rock farmer genes.

>>30560143
I don't recall Radiance being portrayed as particularly feminine, but obviously he isn't a stereotypical hyper-macho Duke Nukem type either.

>>30560220
I just mean that his features are often ones that would qualify as androgynous rather than plainly masculine.

>>30560250
Yeah, I suppose.

>Sonfu gym
>Where sonfus can go to get mad gains and max their pump
>Who signs up for a membership

>>30560274
Don't forget daughterus. Yak-satyr daughteru also needs a way to get rid of excess energy so she doesn't get frustrated and smash every piece of furniture in the house.

>>30560124
Fucking gross

>>30560305
No girls allowed!

>>30560274
>You want to take your son with you to the gym so he doesn't end up being a lazy bastard
>How does he respond?

>>30560421
He does his best to prove he doesn't need to go to the gym by very athletically running away from it.

>>30560421
>says he gets enough of a work-out shitposting and jacking off
>that's what worked for you in your youth
>"Good man. Carry on, son."

>>30559454
Does she spar with anyone?

>>30561364
I don't know, would any of the satyrs on Petunia's usual list of friends work for that?

>>30559454
>Fat and lazy cow crap
I almost regret asking the question.

>>30561716
I mean cows were the second non-pony talking species introduced (first is dragons 'cause Spike) & her mom has appeared in two episodes, talking in both so she's actually maybe got more reason to exist than some of the pony satyrs really.

I've also never really seen lazy Petunia stuff.

>>30561778
Lad, he'll find a reason to bitch about satyrs of any species who haven't had a spotlight role in an episode. Just ignore him.

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>>30561789
Well, I mean, I can't completely ignore him since I only drew this 'cause he got upset & complained.

>>30562367
I like thing.
Like the choice of more traditional feeling aesthetic designs.

>>30562367
She's a cutie, but why is the axe handle bent like that?

>>30561637
Depends. If we don't care about culture clash or go into something like Deadliest Warrior, Feather could be a rival. If we stretch out to like friends of friends, Ash could be a possibility. The Yak satyr or Daedalus.

Utah is too easy, so I'm going to try to refrain from him.

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>>30562533
I looked up Viking weapons & armor, saw this, & was like: Hell yeah, slightly dumb looking weapon, she'll use that.

>>30562579
Huh, I wonder what's the story behind that weapon.
Doesn't seem very practical.

>>30562367
Cute!

>>30562595
Prototype boomerang?

>>30563658
Could be. I always thought the boomerang was an Australian invention though.

>>30563658
>>30565075
I'm pretty sure it's not a prototype boomerang...

>>30565075
Is there any australian satyrs?

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Guess that satyr!

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>>30565293
I subscribe to this meme headcanonn.

>>30565308
Fucking adorable.

(I don't know what the yuuri!!! on Drizzle's shirt is supposed to mean.)

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>As always, You are anon
>It's Friday Night, muthafucka!
>Since Vinyl's out running a show, and money's kinda tight at the moment, you can't really go out with the kids
>But movie night at home, that's some kino shit right there
>As you scan the shelves for something to watch, Dee is making some popcorn in the kitchen and Jay's getting everything set up in the living room
>Pulling out the old trilogy of star wars and walking with Dee to the living room, you tussle her hair
>"Daaaaaaaad! Stop that!" She laughs as she spills a few kernals on the floor
>After you hand Jay the movie, he looks down for a moment at it, looks back at you and chuckles a little
>Flopping down on the couch with Dee in your arms, you watch Jay put it on, then scurry back to life as the screen flickers to life
>Wait, what's the bass cannon doing here, shouldn't Vinyl have it with her?
>Why is the room shaking?
>You look to the screen, and see only three letters
>There's no remote for it, so you scramble off the couch
>When you're just inches away from the volume knob, the sound literally blows you away from it, flipping you across the room like a ragdoll and making a crater in the wall
>"THAT. WAS. AWESOOOOOOOME!" You hear Jay howl, with a mile-wide grin on his face
>You scowl after falling from the hole you made in the wall
>A loud ringing in your ears, you walk over to the super speaker and turn it down to a more managable level
"You know what's not, Jay? Being grounded." You say grumpily as you hug Dee close as the flying paragraph scrolls by
>Hopefully you don't get chewed out by Vinyl too much for that hole
>Friday nights, everyone

>>30565308
Cute! Not sure how this qualifies as a meme though.

>>30565499
it's more for drawfags, you're supposed to doodle one character with each however

>>30565293
I wrote this years ago for the thread.

>Day twenty-seven of being trapped in the Badlands.
>You hadn't eaten in almost a week, not since you'd managed to catch that juicy beetle you found under that rock.
>Falling to your knees, you turn your gaze up to the scorching sun beating down from above.
>The vultures are already circling.
>There's no use denying the inevitable, you know that you don't have long left.
>You'd cry, by you're too dehydrated even for that.
>Picking up a nearby stick, you begin scratching some letters into the baked earth in front of you.
>At least you'd leave a message for the ones who found your body.
>'Here lies Snapshot, killed by his own stubbornness,' it'd say.
>Why didn't you listen to your friends?
>Why didn't you stay at home with-"
>"Oi, what the fuck d'ya think you're doing, mate?"
>You look up from your scratching in the dirt, not believing what you see before you.
>There, some distance away stands another satyr wearing a wide brimmed hat and cargo shorts.
>"You can't just come out here onto somebody else's land and start vandalising their shit, you prick."
>Your parched mouth hangs open in disbelief, surely this had to be a hallucination.
>"It's fuckin' disrespectful, mate."
>You barely manage to croak out a stuttering apology.
>"Yeah, well just don't let it happen again, mate, or I'll have to set the dingo on ya. What's a good lookin' sheila like you doing way out here anyway? You look more like one o'them pampered city bitches to me, mate."
>Summoning all your strength, you speak.
"M-My name's Snapshot... I'm a guy... Please help."

>>30565926

>The other satyr's eyes widen slightly.
>"Fuck me, mate, you got a cock 'n balls under that skirt? Must have been one fuckin' stag night to remember for your mates to dress you up like that and dump you out here in the middle of nowhere."
>You shake your head.
"No, I-"
>You don't get the chance to continue, as your new acquaintance interrupts you.
>"Or maybe you're one of them trannies, eh? You a pretty little cock sucking ladyboy cunt, mate? What, did a bunch of hard cunts tie you up and leave you out here to die after one of 'em found out you had a little surprise for him when he tried to fuck you, mate?"
>You cough.
"Please-"
>"You're just lucky it was me that found you and not mister Walamagoo from the next farm over, because he likes fuckin' pretty boys like you and keepin' them in his basement, you fuckin' poof cunt."
>You reach out in desperation.
"P-Please, I need water."
>The other satyr looks at you for a moment before nodding.
>"Yeah, alright mate, I was just takin' the piss. No need to get your pretty little panties in a bunch. My house's only a mile or so away, so lets get walking."

>>30565927

>Making his way over to you, he grabs you under the arm and supports you with his shoulder as he helps you to your feet.
>"Fuckin' shit, mate, you even smell like a sheila. Bet you're real popular down at the gloryhole, eh?"
>You don't have the strength to reply, instead relying on your saviour to practically carry you as your both make your way back to his abode.
"Wh... W-What's your name?"
>The satyr chuckles at you.
>"Already tryin' to chat me up, you fuckin' faggot cunt? I get that I saved your life, but how 'bout we get you home first before you suck my cock as thanks, eh?"
>You stare at him and say nothing.
>"Relax, I'm just yankin' your chain, mate. My name's Dundee, and today's your lucky day."
>You offer a smile with your painfully cracked and sunburnt lips.
"T-Thank you."
>"Don't thank me yet, mate. We need to get home before dark or the emus will get us for sure. Fuckin' emus, I fuckin' hate the cunts."

>>30565308
>Bun buns
>No Bun bun satyr
One job /d/, one job!

But seriously that is very cute, all the girls look adorable as fuck. Especially Alex, who would have guess growing out her hair makes even more adorable. And Annie is a major cutie too. Very nice work man.

>>30565496
Good one.

>>30566236
Man, fuck you and your racial stereotyping. You a Tumblr boi? You got that racial appropriatory trigger? I have a dream, where hairstyles are not exclusive to what two things fucked to make you exist.

>>30565308
Also, I like the cutie mark style symbols you gave 'em. Probably going to use Drizzle's at some point.

>>30567013
Did Drizzle have a cutie mark before? I don't recall.

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>>30565308
Ponytails and long hair are my fetish

>>30567050
Nope.

>>30567062
What about dual pony-tails AND long hair at the same time?

>>30565308
Could we have a version without Sunshine?

>>30567098
If he had tits, he'd make a hot grill.

>>30567098
Why?

>>30567851
Because I'm not a fan of traps.

>>30567863
So? What does that have to do with the pic overall?

>>30567894
It was just an idle request. Stop getting so defensive over nothing.

>>30567863
that's gay, son

>>30567917
>Stop getting so defensive over nothing.
>over nothing
>From the guy whose only comment is to remove something he doesnt like

>>30567944
So, are you /d/, or are you just trying to kiss his ass?

>>30567954
He's the guy calling you a dumb ass, now either shut up or learn to edit the pic yourself.

>>30567976
He's just looking to troll and make this place more shitty. He was trying to do that in /sad/ too. Just ignore him.

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>>30514633
>black person in the OP pic

>ctrl+f "nigger"

>0 results

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>>30568080

>>30568080
>>>/pol/

>>30565506
yeh, i couldn't think of just one character tho
>>30567098
yeah lemme think of a character to replace with

>>30569284
Feather Heart doesnt get much love.
But you should not listen to complain anons like that. You wont impress them. But as long as you are having fun then more power to you.

>>30569284
Snapshot.

>>30569301
Feather Heart's a good one.

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>>30569355

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>>30569284
Aight, a Yooz for you batfegs
>>30569301
nah, i just like drawing m80, and i understand traps aint for everyone.

>>30569624
Nice, thanks laddie.

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>>30541155
>I can work with that
and i did i was playing demon's crest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ttOAu-31xk

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>>30556171
>Any of the older ones act as a mentor figure for them?
>Hope

>"Today's subject will be: how to sit properly"
>"can someone show how a satyr should sit?"

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>>30570332
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Cute pic, by the way.

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>>30570353
glimmer get a normal hope point

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stella, you get the silver

>>30570388
>>30570393
Cute, who are you anyway, lad?

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and for gibbous

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>>30570399
LazerBlues
Also, someone on stream asked for a Hiki point, i guess you can get it after you do a couple jojo poses

>>30570410
I'm gonna be perfectly honest, I prefer this art style tremendously to your normal style.
It's really cute, and I hope you keep playing with it.

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>>30570422
of course i will try! i love to jump between styles
thanks man

Who are rivals? How friendly or how bitter?

>>30569633
Faggot

>>30569624
That is lovely. You did a good job.

>>30569801
Almost makes me want to play that game again.

>>30570540
What if Venus and Selena are rivals in archery?

>10

>>30570388
>>30570393
>>30570404
>>30570410
Can they exchange these points for gifts if they get enough points? That would be one way to motivate a student to study, eh?

>>30573012
Sure, for like pencil erasers and stuff.

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Pointy satyrs bump.

>>30573492
Cute.

>>30573734
Thanks.

>>30573012
you ca get a extra special hug

>>30576023
I would like to see more gifs.