I need the worst of the worst pony fanfiction you guys know of.
>>30514500
All of them.
Foe
>>30514500
Most of them.
>hurrdurr epic "all of them" non-answers
It would be relative. So even if they're all bad some would still be the worst of them.
Living the Dream
>>30514503
Fuck you aren't even wrong...
Here's the thing boys. My autism knows no bounds as I'm doing a panel for bronycon where I'll be reading tons of horrible fanfiction drunk.
I need pure cancer incarnate
Give me that thomas the tank engine and mlp crossover stuff
>>30514548
Not exactly a fanfiction story, but https://pastebin.com/P1Z7rg4Q
>>30514500
This worthless asshole's entire catalog.
https://pastebin.com/u/AngryWino
What a loser.
>>30514656
I love the wino, Fluttarape 4 Lyphe!
https://fimfetch.net/story/179586/where-am-i-who-am-i
Try some of Chatoyance's shit.
>>30514500
>>30514548
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/47624/jbond/stories
This guy. This FUCKING guy is EXACTLY what you need.
He's a degenerate autistic Russian that used to write so-good-they're-bad clopfics in Russian. But then he decided they weren't popular enough, translated a few into English (using Google Translate, no less) and posted them on FimFiction. You could pick any, though "Rainbow Dash and her love" is probably the greatest one.
Behold
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/36981/120-days-of-blueblood
>>30514500
Winter Formal Dash
>>30514712
What did I just read?
>>30514727
This
Not only is it bad, but it serves as a reason on why no one writes for a dead general. Not worth a read, unless you're autistic and edgy enough to enjoy it.
>>30514712
Is this Russian duwang?
>>30514890
No dignity!
>>30514500
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/204177/diaries-of-a-madman
Surprised none of you faggots posted this sooner.
>>30514500
Spiderses
>>30515863
Does it count if it's intentionally bad? Really, we could just point him at the most recent stories on FimFiction and let him eat his heart out.Or point him to Headless_Rainbow. I don't know why the Fimfiction staff lets him post his stories about fucking babies to death but didn't let me post my story about Gak.
>>30515918
Headless Rainbow is a better writer than you, probs.
>>30514500
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/193274/book-one-the-beginning
An instant classic