You wouldn't be their slave.
>>30508613
have you ever gotten green text from this prompt? if not, why do you keep posting it?
>>30508613
Neat, so you're making these another Poochie shitposting flavour.
Thanks for giving me more garbage to filter.
>>30508636
why would he need a story from it? theres 2 slave generals.
>>30508613
>>30508636
>But anooon! Why don't you want to be our slave?
Glimmer, you are the only pony to turn me off.
>You don't really mean that do you?
Yes I do.
Celestia send me back to hell already.
>>30508613
you wouldn't have a choice
>>30508613
writefag here
>be anon
>dragged out of the darkest pits of hell
>full of the most degenerate faggots around
>literally stuck in 4chan for all eternity
>pulled out of Hell by Celestia
>fuckyesnigger
>finally, your dream comes true
>found out you were going to be poochie's slave
>kill yourself and go back to hell
>at least the degenerates aren't Mary Sues
>>30508879
Did you just make this?
>>30509475
no, got it from Derpibooru
>>30508879
>tackle
is this the episode where ponies learn about the laws of force?