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>>30502312
Great success!

>>30502312
so how functional is it?

>>30502312
I wonder which poor "mare" in the cuck shed lost her dick... "She'll" never cuckvore again

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>>30502318

>>30502340
He can get a half-semi before going light headed and passing out

>>30502352
he needs a horse heart transplant and a reservoir of blood. we can build the ultimate horsefucker

>>30502312
Florida Man strikes again

test

>>30502312
Has magic gone too far?

>>30502312
Perfect, now nobody will be surprised when he can only last for 15 seconds.

>>30502364
>More Blood
>A heart that can easily than pump it all
>More oxygen to the muscles and brain
Have we created a supersoldier?

>>30502688
pretty sure the dick would get in the way of being a good soldier

>>30502688
>have we created a supersoldier?
I have a better question
>have we created a superrapist?

>>30502699
>Middle of battlefield
>Unwanted boner springs into action
>Urge to mate intensifies
>Masturbates by slapping his horse cock against his belly

>>30502699
He'd be very skilled at raping enemy civilians, seems like a beneficial skill for a soldier.

Still not the nuts unless it is the whole package

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>>30502340
It has 1 horsepower

>>30503012
Kill yourself, Carlos.

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>>30503012

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Once again pic related is proven right.

Who 813 here?

The site is a satire site. Amongst their front page articles are these gems:
• Hillary Clinton Undergoes Sex Change Operation So She Has a ‘Better Chance’ At Winning 2020 Election
• Trump Reportedly Changed Every Toilet In The White House Because He Didn’t Want To Use The Same Ones As Obama
• Police Officer Who Killed Philando Castile Shot By Even Whiter Cop During Routine Traffic Stop

>>30503417
Original article: http://empirenews.net/florida-man-successfully-receives-penis-transplant-from-horse/

>>30503417
>• Trump Reportedly Changed Every Toilet In The White House Because He Didn’t Want To Use The Same Ones As Obama
Sounds reasonable to me.

>>30502312
wtf I love florida man now

>>30502312
If that man was one of us he would have transplanted his brain to stallion body to fuck horses.

>>30503417
>Trump Reportedly Changed Every Toilet In The White House Because He Didn’t Want To Use The Same Ones As Obama
No, that one's true.

Does anyone have that green where anon wakes up with a horse dick?

>>30502342
If you're attempting to shitpost, try waiting until your hangover has cleared up some more.

Go drink some water.

>>30502699
In a combat situation that can and will be used as a club.