There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.

>>30501418

Weirdo

>>30501418
What about the love between a man and a women?

>>30501540
That is exceptional.

>>30501418
Reported for zoophilia.

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>>30501540
>>30501553
normals leave

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>>30501540
>Normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>30501540
Everyone knows women cannot love.

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>>30501540
>woman

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>>30501540
Kill yourself holy shit

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>>30501540
Overrated.
Biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

>>30501625
I want her to roll her eyes like that when she obliges me and pulls up her shirt a tiny bit and I can just see her goods and I start to aggressively masturbate

>>30501712
Do you think she'd let me sniff her ponut?

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>>30501540
You sicken me.

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>>30501540
Not *more* pure than the love between a man and a mare - but *equally* pure.
The same is true of the love between a man and a griffon.

>this thread

wow, there's nothing wrong with being normal

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>>30501945

>>30501977
Literally everything is wrong with being normal.

>>30501977
Well sure, if you want to be fucking boring.

>>30501977
You are inferior.

>>30501984
How can you say you love your waifu if you won't even scoop her litterbox?

>>30502039
Purity of Love Scale™ ©Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
>Man x mare
>Man x anime girl
>Man x stallion
>Man x other sentient species
>Man x non-sentient species
>Man x man
>Man x woman

>>30501977
What is normal you dubs posting faggot?

>>30501945
>man and a griffon.
Birbs can never compare to a hot and ready mare

>>30502097
Sounds about right.

>>30502097
What about woman x stallion?

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>>30501418
That's true.

Yes there is
Between a small human boy and a grown mare

>>30502372
That's cute.
shota anon and pipsqueak competing for luna's affections when

>>30502395
Eh, my english is too shitty to write a convincing pips
But we do need more kidanon

>>30501945
Do female griffons have vagina or they're more like irl birds?

>>30502884
Considering that their ass is that of a cat, they probably have vaginas.

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>>30501977
>there's nothing wrong with being normal
>>>>>there's nothing wrong with being normal

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>>30502097
>man x anime girl more pure than man x stallion
faggot sex criminal detected

>>30502097
>anime

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>>30502989
Homosexuality is degenerate by default, even horse love cannot counteract it fully.

>>30501418
Is this that zoophilia William Shathner warned me about?

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So are you telling me that it's ok if I want to fuck Pink Horse???

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>>30503332
Only if you intend to marry her first and love her for the rest of your life.

>>30503337
I've been waiting for someone's approval all my life

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>>30501540
NORMALS LEAVE

>>30503344
Listen to the dubs

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>>30501540

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>>30502097

>>30501418
Fug you, mare x mare is the purest.
>>30501540
Anything involving women is impure.

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>>30503599
>Fug you, mare x mare is the purest.
>Anything involving women is impure.
HOLD IT! There is a clear contradiction in your post!
...I don't even have to spell it out, just fucking read.

>>30503599
A functional relationship requires one (1) male penis.

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What about woman x mare?

>>30503617
Human women you dingus.
>>30503622
Pure doesn't have to be functional. Most commonly it isn't.

>>30503617
>woman
>mare
>the same
>>>>>>>>>implying

>>30503633
A functional relationship is one that produces healthy offsprings.

>>30503633
So you admit your lesbian fetish is damaging to everyone involved. Good to know. Also this next one applies to you too:
>>30503635
Let's see. Both have vaginas. Both are to be paired up with males.
Tough shit, I'm grouping them together.
>>30503625
No, you c/u/ckold.

Stop spanking it to cartoon horses you kissless virgins!

>>30502283
"Man" is interchangeable with human so it still applies to #1 spot.

>>30503641
>I'm grouping them together
But women are succubi, existing only to leech off the dominant class and give birth Mares are pure, are the dominant class, and still give birth

Checkmate, atheists.

>>30503640
Nope, that's mating. A relationship is not determined to be successful by the production of offspring. If this were the way success were determined, children from broken homes would not exist, because they produced a child, and were therefore successful. Try again.

Also, lesbian pairings can produce healthy children through the use of technology. Therefore, a lesbian pairing is, according to the definition you have provided, objectively successful.

>>30501418
what about a man and a stallion?

>>30503640
Magical lesbian spawn.
>>30503641
I only said that the practical is not pure. See: physics compared to math.

>>30503641
But I'm a girl, Anon. I just want to be with mah waifu ;_;

>>30503640
Are you talking shit about mane/mare relationships cunt?

>>30503671
>calls somebody a cuck
>literally prefers his waifu being with his direct competitor instead of another potential interest for you

>>30503684
Meant to >>30503641

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>>30503666
That's because humans are a flawed species. Children from broken, loveless relationships end up mentally unstable. That is failure. Removing the harmful influence of our society and replacing it with the Equestrian utopia is the key for bringing out and enforcing the best of both worlds.
>Also, lesbian pairings can produce healthy children through the use of technology.
There are things only a mother and a father can give their children. Both are neccessary and irreplacable.

>>30503679
Of course not, I fully endorse our new satyr overlords.

Mare x mare is the purest because it's not clouded by instinctual physical attraction and doesn't pursue any biological goal. It's purely their choice.

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>>30503713
Only a man and a mare can achieve the ultimate. The willing impregnation, that one magical instant of conceiving a child together as you come together, the pinnacle of physical and emotional affection for one another, that one fleeting yet eternal moment where your souls and very being intervine and become one to bring forth new life. The secret of the universe, of creation, transceding all logic, reason, space, time and dimension. Nirvana, heaven, whatever you may call it. THAT, my friend, is love.

>>30503703
This. /hhh/ BTFO.

>>30501418
agreed

>>30501540
freak

>>30503755
Children and childbirth are fucking disgusting. You should be ashamed of even suggesting that something like that can be "pure".

>>30503713
what's it like being a eunuch?

>>30502097
Purity of Love Scale™ ©Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
>Mare x mare
>Man x mare
>Man x anime girl
>Man x stallion
>Man x other sentient species
>Man x non-sentient species
>Man x man
>Man x woman

FTFY

>>30502097
>Boy x mare
>Boy x Filly
>Man x Filly
>Man x mare
>Man x anime girl
>Man x stallion
>Man x other sentient species
>Man x non-sentient species
>Man x man
>Man x woman
ftfy

>>30503703
>children from broken bones end up mentally unstable
Incorrect. While there is a higher chance of that, the same can be said of children who grew up in poor families and many other scenarios. It comes down to how the child copes and adjusts to the challenge of life, and how the parent or parents handle their burden. It's harder, but doable.
That's like saying "only wealthy people can produce healthy children", since statistically, they have the highest chance of coming out all right or better.


>>30503703
>there are things a mother and father can give their children
Goalposts moved, this was about whether or not producing healthy offspring is how the functionality of a relationship is determined, not vague platitudes of how children *should* be raised. A child can be healthy without a mother and a father. This is also a lot like the " broken homes cannot produce healthy children" argument you used, in that it assumes that broken homes and lesbian pairings cannot successfully raise a child. As such, my earlier argument also applies, and your claim wrong. I pointed these out to show contradictions to your claim, not to determine which kind of pairing is best at it.

Environment matters for probability of success, but your assertion that only a male/female pairing can produce healthy offspring is an objectively flawed measure of success, and incorrect to boot. Trying to subtly shift the goalposts to which has the easiest time at it isn't gonna fly, and doesn't change the fact that the functionality of a relationship is not defined by the ability to raise offspring, but by factors set by the couple themselves, which may or may not include raising children.
Relationship success is, ultimately, a subjective matter, dependant upon those in the relationship. Outsiders can notice flaws and dysfunction, but cannot ultimately determine if a relationship is successful.

>equestrian utopia

Ahahahahahaha no. Equestria was never utopian, not even close.

>>30503344
DANG NORMALS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30503625
That's super comfy looking. I-I wanna hold the pony.

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>>30506332
Single parents and legbutts are objectively worse at raising healthy, well-adjusted, successful kids than normal, intact families.

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this fucking thread in a nutshell

>>30507595
Whoa there Anon, you can't just use numbers and facts to back your /opinions/, what the fuck

>>30507872
Yeah what he says

>>30501418
Who says so?

>>30501540
lol fag

>>30503676
how would woman/mare tribadism even work

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>>30501540
They're love for us is conditional.

Ponies will love you and are guaranteed to help you discover yourself and make you a better person in the end

Somobody, please, post the screencap with an irl love story between guy and the mare he was taking care of.

>>30501540
ZOOMED WORDS

>>30509573
Zoomed words were never funny, fuck off

Normals have breached the wall sound the sirens

>>30501436
>>30501540
>>30501553

>>\soc\ and fucking stay there normalfags

Look at all those EQD fags...how about you cucks stay on EQD, huh?

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>>30509556
?

>>30501669
never have

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>>30511576
>no rl mare to kiss on the muzzle

>>30511576
f-fucking onions, man...

>>30511576
I think he meant the sad one about the guy who was there for the last moments of the horse he was fucking.

>>30509195
>guaranteed to help you discover yourself and make you a better person
Tell that to Lightning Dust.

>>30501977
Waste of dubs

>>30511691
truly the greatest love story of our time

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>>30511691
same guy

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>>30501540
Ew what are you a faggot?

>>30514916
That's the most touching fanfiction I have ever read.

>>30514916
Yup, that one.

>>30514916
>>30511576
WTF did I just read? Really?

>>30516514
n.b. >>30513946

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>>30501540
good thing mine is a pony on the inside

>>30517620
>on the inside
https://derpibooru.org/1222166

>>30517631
only when she pony-ups

>>30517620
Why is her face so fat?

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>>30518424

>>30518466
It's on-model, but that doesn't make it good.

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>Pinkie was reclining peacefully on the couch, her back turned to you.
>You had a question you needed to ask her, but you quickly perceive that she is having herself a little nap.
>She looks so cute and peaceful dozing there that you don't dare wake her, and so you sit down next to her as gently as you can to await her awakening.

>You catch yourself nodding once or twice, the warm sun and fragrant breezes on the porch combining to a sort of soporific effect.
>You rub your eyes in an attempt to stay awake, because it is rather an important question you have to ask her, and it wouldn't help at all to doze off, waking later to discover that Pinkie had awakened before you and wandered off somewhere.

>As your eyelids sink to half mast for the third time, you notice the sensation of something warm and soft pressing into your side, and then something else warm and soft slides slowly over your belly.
>In addition, something tickles your face, and you notice strong scents of buttercream, vanilla, and flour.
>You open your eyes to find that Pinkie has snuggled into you, draping one fore hoof across your abdomen with a sleepy coo.
>As she makes herself more comfortable, burrowing her face into your chest, you decide that a nap might not be such a bad idea after all.
>Cautiously, you drape an arm over her to alert you if she should stir, and she smiles in her sleep.
>Thus, you drift peacefully off, deciding that your question can wait until the business at hand is concluded.

>G'night.

>>30501669
That looks very..... snug.

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>>30501669
>Tune in next week for pic related.

>>30519799
comfy

>>30501616
>a fucking donkey

>>30519799
I wonder what the question was.

>>30519945
Send comfy Twilight greens

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>>30522810

>>30523570
I said comfy, not this shit.

>>30522810
https://pastebin.com/QZMzLS7E

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>>30522810

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>>30506204
Not sure of boy + anything
because I'm not a pedofaggot, but
>Man x Filly
mah nigga

>>30526450
>I'm not a pedofaggot
>>Man x Filly
>mah nigga
u wot m8

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>>30526450
>he doesn't want twiggy to do >>30517509
you're a faggot and you don't deserve her

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>>30501540

Too bad mares doesn't want man.

>>30527297
[citation needed]

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>>30505016
My man! Totally agree! It's just not natural. Why would I want the mare I love to carry a fucking parasite?

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>>30522810
here you go, anon

>>30527569
fuuuug, muh heart.

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>>30527588
have another. those came from a pretty comfy thread, of which I sadly forgot the name.

>>30527604
>tfw just masturbated
Man, these are making me feel really romantic. I want to feel the swish and flick of a pony tail on my face...

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>>30527626
A pony to snuggle up to would just be about perfect right now.

>>30527636
Damn this guy is a good writer. Hitting me right in the right feels.

It's just so.....melancholy...

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>>30527652
It was an extremely comfy and feelsy thread, like I said. I would search for it in the archives, but sadly I forgot its name.
It was something like cuddle general or so.

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Last one for now. Its late and Im going to bed, good night fellow waifufags.

>>30527569
>>30527604
Tail flirting.

>>30527737
Check this for some art...

https://derpibooru.org/tags/tail+seduce

>>30527667
You don't need the name, just a statistically improbable word or phrase, like "phwwreeee".
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/17866935/

>>30527297
Bullshit.

>>30501540
sinner

>>30517775
gay

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>>30501418
>tfw no mare wife to settle down and have a family with

>>30531752
I have to admit, I'm slightly creeped out by this.

>>30531804
Why do you normals even bother coming here

>>30531814
To point and laugh.

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>>30531832
Next time you feel like doing that, go into your bathroom, drop your pants and look in the mirror

>>30531804
What, you've never seen a reverse centaur before?

What about a woman and a mare?

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>>30532010
What about a man and woman making sweet, sweet love to a pretty magical pony?

>>30531856
Just because that works so well for you doesn't mean it works for everyone, Anon.

>>30532233
What's the woman for?

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>>30532240
Then use a magnifying glass or a microscope if you're not as endowed, young man.

>>30532279
There's a French term called "menage a trois." I think it means "served with carrots" or something like that.

>>30532349
So she's food for the horse, like a postcoital snack or something?

>>30533380
I think everybody involved is going to have someone's mouth on them at some point, probably more than one at a time, if you know what I mean. And I think I made you look.

>>30532349
>I think it means "served with carrots"
That's mirepoix.

>>30532233
>double dubs
>checked

To be more serious, I've seen lots and lots of clop scenes. Almost all of them have been obvious self-insert wish-fulfillment fantasies in which a male author explores his desire to serve up the hot dickings for one or more ponies.

I've never seen one in which a man and woman tag-team a talking technicolor tiny horse, though. I am not saying such a thing doesn't exist, but if it does I have never seen it. And I consider myself something of a connoisseur of cartoon horse related smut. Yes, I am well aware of how sad that sounds.

I am of the opinion the idea could be hot, if handled well by a good author. Just tossing that one out there.

Bump with the official theme song of the Pure Pony Love threads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-olDjUy4540

>>30517620
>>30518466
ayy lmao

>>30502097
>love of non-sentient species above man and woman

lost hard brew

>>30535647
t. roastie

>>30535647
It's a trick question; women are a non-sentient species.