The greatest pony will forever be Pinkie Pie

>>30496528
>The shittiest pony will forever be Pinkie Pie
FTFY

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>>30496550
No, he's right.

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She's okay, she'd be one of the best lays ever that's for sure, but twilight is still superior in terms of waifu material.

>>30496628
>Ponkfag agreeing with faggot
What a surprise

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>>30496550
>The shittiest anon will forever be me, Anon who made this shitty post
FTFY

>>30496653
Well done on stating with what you are, Captain Obvious.

>another genentic pink slut is the best thread

>>30496658
As supposed to her just dying her hair pink?

I don't think I would really want her to be any other color, I mean... she's pinkie, she actually pulls off the pink pony look but doesn't make it sappy or cliche like rarity would if she were pink. She's just a happy girl with a bubbly personality who happens to be pink and adorable.

I like pinkie being pink, it's just a bonus and she redefines the color in a more positive way.

>>30496677
Yeah, genetic pinks are the best.

Fuck those dyed fake pinks.

>>30496648

Who would sleep with that

Do you also find single moms who party every weekend attractive?

>>30496818
Except that's not even the same thing.

You like rarity? DO YOU ALSO LIKE WATCHING WHITE GIRLS TAKE HUGE BLACK COCKS?

See how retarded that sounds?

I can't imagine anyone genuinely being interested in Pinkie Pie. She would be so fucking annoying, I can't stress that enough.

I feel as though many people see themselves in Equestria as the one person who's level-headed and has a natural personality, when in reality the M6 and everyone related to them are the crazy ones and every other pony is a normal fucking person and acts the same way people do in real life. You wouldn't be on some:
>"Okay relax now, Pinkie Pie." You say as you pat her head and get her to stop jumping.
No, you'd be embarrassed wondering why this bitch is acting like a literal retard out in public and drawing so much fucking attention. Also you know damn well Pinkie has the exact opposite of your personality, so shit would clash at any given moment when she's just jumping around pressuring you to doing shit you know damn well you wouldn't be assed to do even if a nigga payed you to.

Not only that, but do you really think you would even get a chance with her? Going back to personalities, she isn't going to fall for some introverted guy who isn't confident enough in himself to ask someone out. Under the best possible outcome of the most realistic circumstances, you end up in Ponyville living with Twilight as she studies you and teaches you about Equestria and how Friendship is Magic™, and you become "friends" with Pinkie; "friends" in the sense that you meet her, she says hi, and you guys have no qualms with each other and occasionally see each other and wave or nod in recognition.

Yeah, I can understand if she's your favorite pony, or if she's your "waifu," but you aren't laying that bitch any time soon, nor would she even consider you without autistic headcanon that makes every pony a cock-craving marebeast that love weirdly formed creatures they have never seen before.

>>30496818
I legitimately can't see how anybody has (seriously) waifu'd any pony other than Pinkie, she is such a heartwarming character who has touched me personally. Sure, other characters might be sexier, but that isn't what a waifu is about.....a waifu isn't lust, I lust over about a billion fictional characters, I only love ONE.

I'd like to know what moment, if any even exist, made you fall in love with whoever your waifu is? Chances are you just jack off to her and that's it, that is not a waifu, that's porn material.

>>30496843
> you'd be embarrassed
Wrong, what are you 12?
I'd just be glad it wasn't me being the retard for once, it wouldn't bother me a bit.

> do you really think you have a chance with her?
Not with that attitude, it's not like everyone cares or has a shitload to lose, what's the harm in wanting to try faggot. suicide is an option for when you fail not when you don't even try you loser, and if pinkie is right in front of me you can bet your ass I'm at least gonna try, she'd be worth it.

>>30496844
Applejack is hardworking, serious, and completely honest. She helps run a farm and provides food to actually feed people healthy fruits.
Pinkie Pie isn't hardworking, she's rarely serious, and she would tell a "fib/kid/joke" if she ever got the chance. She works in a cheesy corner store bakery and makes cupcakes, and probably spends more money throwing a party and showing off her skill than actually trying to make someone feel good about themselves at the party. Even her sisters are better than her, and have much more realistic personalities. Also I have money of the fact that Fluttershy 2.0 probably has some sort of story to her that doesn't make her a carbon copy and makes her redeemable, or at least she has a chance, Pinkie's personality is solidified and isn't going anywhere.

>>30496866
>Wrong, what are you 12?
Great response. It's not impossible to feel embarrassed for other people, and be embarrassed by other people when they act out, and if you honestly think this is a trait for 12 year olds, please get off the site and go outside where even mothers get embarassed when their kids act out like idiots; and don't bother with some >parenting' meme, because that doesn't change the fact. The idea is that what she does is unnecessary, and at some point or another you're not going to want her to do it because it doesn't fit the mood and it'd be better if she just stayed quiet.

>what's the harm in wanting to try
There's potentially no harm, doesn't mean it's necessary. Suicide isn't the "I failed" button, suicide is when life fails you and you can't do anything about it. You don't blame someone for being depressed, that's retarded. By all means go and ask her, depending on a number of scenarios it's not gonna happen, and the chance it doesn't happen is logically greater than the chance it does.

>>30496843
>She would be so fucking annoying, I can't stress that enough.
You're a basic bitch. I love everything about Pinkie, not my fault if you don't, stop projecting.
>Also you know damn well Pinkie has the exact opposite of your personality
This much is true and part of why I love her, I am a total introvert and a miserable piece of shit by nature, Pinkie shows me the error of my naturally negative ways and puts a smile on my face when literally nobody else, fictional or otherwise, is able to do so
>Not only that, but do you really think you would even get a chance with her? Going back to personalities, she isn't going to fall for some introverted guy who isn't confident enough in himself to ask someone out.
Despite being introverted, I don't lack confidence and I'm not even a virgin. In any case, it doesn't matter because a waifu is a fantasy not reality, and even if it were I'd have a better chance than you, being a genuinely negative piece of faggot while I'm someone who sees Pinkie for the beauty she is, plus she's probably the only one of the mane 6 who actually seems to value friendship on a real level or gets to know people regardless of status. Really your concept of "she wouldn't even pay you the time of day!" works better for every pony aside from Pinkie, and maybe Applejack who is also free of pretension
>that love weirdly formed creatures they have never seen before.
Jokes on you, in my headcanon I'm a pony when I go to Equestria. And once again, it doesn't fucking matter since Equestria isn't y'know....actually real. Pinkie is still my ideal lover.

>>30496893
>Pinkie Pie isn't hardworking
She has been shown to work three jobs, on top of a never ending supply of generosity towards the people in her town doing all sorts of stuff seemingly just for free, because she enjoys life and making people smile.
>spends more money throwing a party and showing off her skill than actually trying to make someone feel good about themselves at the party.
You don't even watch the show, do you? She has a literal Batcave full of the intimate details of every pony she's ever met, and is the only mane 6 pony shown to be friends with background ponies or know anything about them

You are stupid.

>>30496904
>concept of "she wouldn't even pay you the time of day!" works better for every pony aside from Pinkie
Given the technical limitations of human and pony interacting, Pinkie would be an "optimal" choice as one of the M6 to communicate with. However in regards to synergy, composition, and overall personality, Pinkie is in the bottom branch.

>>30496911
>She has been shown to work three jobs
What three jobs? I assume you do mean actual jobs and not hobbies.

>She has a literal Batcave full of the intimate details of every pony she's ever met, and is the only mane 6 pony shown to be friends with background ponies or know anything about them
That doesn't argue against my statement. I don't recall a single episode where she tries to make the pony-of-the-hour feel better than life itself in comparison to how much effort she puts into the party via overall designs, food, and entertainment for everyone, not just the special pony.

>>30496929
>However in regards to synergy, composition, and overall personality, Pinkie is in the bottom branch.
For your personality maybe, not mine. I would love to be around Pinkie 24/7, once again stop projecting. You entered this thread knowing it was a thread made by somebody who loves Pinkie Pie, just because you don't doesn't mean everybody is the same as you.

>What three jobs? I assume you do mean actual jobs and not hobbies.
Apprentice baker, party planner, and works at or did work at Hayburger

>I don't recall a single episode where she tries to make the pony-of-the-hour feel better than life itself
Episode Cranky Doodle Donky, Yak episodes, the fact that Diamond Tiara even credited her, the fact thatTwilight needed her help in the Moondancer episode, among other examples

>>30496967
>For your personality maybe, not mine
Do note that my first two sentences in my OP heavily imply that I was sharing my opinion. To think I believe in some way that my opinion is above all and everyone should adopt it is as stupid as having such an opinion.

>party planner
Is being a party planner an official job, or does she just do that because she loves to plan parties?

>Episode
Through my recollection of these episodes, I would disagree. However that's because of the fact. For this, I concede.

>>30496843
The easiest to lay with from mane 6 would have been pre discord Fluttershy, but now shes the hardest to get with her jealos boyfriend demi god around