cards against equestria

>>30495035

Fuck you stalt.

>>30495667
Stalt is the TRUE High King of CAH!

That ending made my face flaccid

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>>30495035
http://cardsagainstequestria.com/game/play/4892 New game.
>>30495667
>>30495681
I am liberated from the shed.

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There is no revenge you could ever conceive of that will come close to what I will exact upon you oneday, Rojo.

>>30495787
Rojo cucked Not_Cadance hard at 11 points for God knows how long, was a thing of true beauty, someone should have more of these stupid things up, was a blast.

new game when

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>>30495994
Just come on back if you ever wanna try again. I done told you once you son of a bug, Ah'm the best that's ever been.

>>30496008
Now! http://cardsagainstequestria.com/game/join/4895

Bye fag. :^)

>>30496040
current ruler is fucking CORRUPT
0/10 would not join unless you want to be Cadances' sub

>>30496217
dude i just kicked you to fuck with you, just rejoin my man

>NOT CADANCE IS SUCH A BITCH
>LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
>SHE JUST EATS COCK ALL DAY
>RUBBER COCK, THAT IS.
>SHE NEVER GETS ANY REAL STALLION
>THIS IS BULLSHIT
>YOU ARE 100% CADANCE
>YOU ARE THE ALPHA CADANCE
>AND YOU ARE GOING TO WIN THIS GAME.
>WHETHER THAT FAG LIKES IT OR NOT

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>>30496386
Oh boy!

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>>30496407
Not_Cadance will rise again.

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Soon...

>>30496040
100_Cadance is a shill, 0/10, long live Not_Cadance, praised be her name.

NEW GAME SAME LINK >>30496040

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>>30496386
ARE YOU READY FOR THE DUMP BIGGER THAN THE ANNOUNCEMENT CADENCE EXISTS?

>>30496578
>Cadence walked into her bedroom, sighed angrily, and threw herself on her bed.
>”Maybe a game to relax a little?”
>Yeah, you get greentext because you’re not the main character bitch.
>Pulling up that device Twilight so generously gifted her, she opens it up revealing an empty screen.
>”Let’s see… Maresweeper, Candy Clash, oh! What’s this?”
>There seemed to be a new game, the icon was of a little black piece of paper.
>”’Cards Against Equestria?”
>Opening it, it seems simple enough.
>Pick cards, and make other ponies smile!
>Although, some of them seem a little…
>Vulgar.
>Well, it was a part of the game, no?
>And, anything to make her subjects happy.
>Like being the town ride.
>What’s this?
>”’Not_Cadence?’”
>Well, this just won’t do.
>”I know.”
>Typing, Cadence creates…
>”’100_Percent_Cadence’”
>How original.
>How creative.
>Cadence /was/ the kind of alicorn to plagiarize her boyfriend’s littler sisters homework.
>Starting the game, it seems friendly enough.
>All of the other ponies seemed to really enjoy this “Not_Cadence” though…
>”I’ll be 10 times the mare that internet filly is!”
>Typing in the bar, she enters her introduction.
>”I can be Cadence for this game! We can still have fun!”

>>30496623
>Then, a flow of replies came in.
>’It’s not the same.’
>’You’re not Not_Cadence.”
>’WHY DO THEY ALL THE CARDS HAVE PENIS IN THEM?”
>Cadence starts to boil…
>Just who was this fraud?
>This… Impostor?
>Suddenly, a reply from the filly them self.
>”Hey, I’m the original here! Why don’t you go on and make an actual name for yourself?”
>The nerve!
>”YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FILLY…”
>Never had she even conceived of such foul profanity before!
>Swearing at some poor innocent pony on the internet!
>For having a name 100 percent better than her own!
>”SHINING ARMOR IS EATING ME OUT RIGHT NOW, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU CAN BE DOING WHAT YOU SAID!” She typed furiously.
>She looked to the door, and called out, “SHINING!”
>A “Yes, dear?” called out from the kitchen because that’s where Cadence thinks all stallions should be, for shame!
>”GET IN HERE AND START EATING ME OUT!”
>Never had she felt this way.
>Yes, she was furious, but at the same time she felt…
>Exited? Exited for being upset at some random pony?
>Shining trotted towards her bedside casually.
>”I wish you’d at least let me get ready first or somethi-“
>”Just get to it!”
>She spread her legs like she did throughout her fillyhood.
>A tinge of regret hit her.
>Why was she taking it out on Shining like this?

>>30496627
>He was just pulled into it out of nowhere.
>Maybe she should pussy out, like she everything else in her life.
>Suddenly, she felt hooves push her down.
>”H-hey! Shiny what are you-“
>A explosions of green flame roared over her, she recoiled at the sudden heat and light.
>”What?! How?!”
“Did you really think I would just leave your life?”
>Green magic tied her legs towards the corners of the bed, effectively pinning her.
>”C-Chrysalis?!”
“You thought you could just take anything you want now?”
>T-This isn’t possible!
“Like I would just let you spoil my fun?”
>Chrysalis slithered down the bed towards Cadences parted legs.
“Too bad Shining won’t be here to enjoy this, I mean, who can’t remember their husband is a busy stallion?”
>That’s right, he would be away for several days visiting his little sister!
>Damn it Twilight!
“I believe it’s time to take the one thing you really believe is yours to keep.”
>Her chitinous head opens, rows of teeth reveal themselves and a long wet tongue appears from the gaping maw.
>”S-Stop! I’m sure we can make a deal! A truce!”
“I bet you wouldn’t even keep up with your end anyways, you sure didn’t keep up with your husband’s schedule.”
>The dark tongue started to dance across Cadences mare parts, waves of pleasure and cold shot up the Princesses back as the Queen did her work.
>”S-Stop!”
“I bet you’re enjoying this, Princess.”
>The maw suddenly bit down around her parts, encasing them within her mouth.
>Sharp stabs of pleasure and pain continued to wrack through the Princesses body, her hair standing on end at what was happening.

>>30496634
>Because a sick freak like her would enjoy something like this.
>Without warning, her body spammed in delight and ecstasy.
>Sputtering, “S-stop… N-no.” as she felt something drain.
>her dignity? her love?
>Suddenly, flames erupted again around the Queen.
“While it was fun to watch you squirm, I’d like to do this some other time. Unlike you, I don’t have 24/7 to take it from everyone she knows. Ta ta for now, Princess.”
>The flames engulfed her and like that, she was gone.
>Cadence collapsed into her bed and rolled up.
>How?
>Why?
>Because she doesn’t know her place in Cards Against Equestria.

I AM THE BETTER AUTHOR.
>>30496386
THIS IS SHIT. SHIIIIT!

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recent game

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CAP THIS GREEN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

>>30495035
Well that was fun, I'd definitely tag along for more of these if they pop up.

So long as 100% isn't ruling.

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Goodnight, you glorious faggots.
Sorry I couldn't save you.

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Get in here Niggas
http://cardsagainstequestria.com/game/join/4903

>>30496532
game password?

new game?

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I SUMMON THE TYRANT! PEETZER, COME FORTH!

>>30498283
There are no passwords anon.
Your just supposed to guess until you get tired.
It's a fun game.

>>30500824
>Connects to game.
>Everyone else disconnects.
>"o-ok then."

http://cardsagainstequestria.com/game/join/4961
Join if you want