Who does this bitch have sex with?

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>>30492403
your mom

>>30492403
OP, do you prefer mobileposting because it allows you to shitpost where ever you are?

Whether it's down on the corner servicing niggers or in your basement servicing niggers?

me

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>>30492422

>>30492403
Shining Armor

>>30492403
Flash Sentry

>>30492403
Nyx is her broodfilly

>>30492403
No, I think it is from the other changelings.
Chrysalis is too old and corrupted to have any children or even have sex.

>>30492403
>Abduct stallions
>Brainwash
>Lay eggs in their ballsacks to be fertilized and released for hatching

>>30492403
Anything she can catch.

>>30492403
You're not going to believe me, but I fucked her. See, what you don't know about Chrysalis is she's actually in a band when she's not doing ponies. Anyhow, I caught her show one night, it wasn't anything incredible or interesting and the crowd was maybe 100 people tops. Even so, she seemed cool, he engaged the audience, etc. Afterwards, my friends and I were at a nearby bar and sure enough her and her band show up. We're the only ones who recognized her and before you know it our two groups are chatting and exchanging stories. She's really down to earth, she laughed about her side job on MLP and how ridiculous some of her lines were. About five or six drinks later I realize only she and I are still at the bar, our respective friends pulling irish exists one by one. She seems to notice how drunk I am and asks if I wanna crash at her hotel. I'm pretty stoked about spending the night away from my parents house so I say sure. Needless to say, by the time we got in the room we were already making out. She was shockingly good with her mouth. The next day we were both pretty hungover and she left me his number on the back of a hotel napkin. I've been really reluctant to call, feel like I'll only get let down when she sleeps with someone else.

>>30493171
is this a pasta?
the lack of paragraphs shine without noticing

>>30493171
This is tasty pasta. Imma steal that recipe.

>>30494451
make sure you don't miss half the pronouns like I did, fml

>>30493171
I like this so much, would be a great green.

>>30492403
She fucks drones and eats them, then lays her eggs in ponies trapped in pods.

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>>30492403
Not me.

>>30494499
Only if it triggers more people.