ITT: We summon Will

is this real life?

>>30491741
I SUMMON THEE

worry.jpeg

Can't wait to see Cap'n Kirk!

>I'm there. Looking at the photos of the pony collection, ignoring the kill yourself posts
which thread could this be?

>>30491908
MLPG

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Let's all make a very welcoming environment for Mr. Shatner to visit, now. Absolutely no shitposting about best waifu.

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what godless magic would bring you here, bill?

what godless world?

>Born on March 22, 1931
he old

I know how to summon him.

PICARD WAS BETTER

Nigga he was clearly hacked you stupid bronies

Have fun dealing with all the newfags/mlp/

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>first Lauren, now this
CAN EQD FAGS EVER RECOVER?

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Wonder if we could get him to voice this

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>Old mulp wouldn've exploded to hear this news
>Moot/a senior Scruffy would've had to appear and start moderating the thread to avoid offending him
>now there's a thread and 15 posts in half an hour

we're really dead, aren't we?

we really, really are.

>>30492035
These are strange times we live in.

>>30492035
it's the middle of the day on a monday during the hiatus

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>>30492062
the ride, she comes to a slow, tender halt on a gentle incline, but not before the last passenger dies. In such a way; we never get off the ride.

>>30492094
and it's fucking summer. I'd expect the daytime to be a bit more active than this

>>30492105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGf2b1H91JA

/mlp/ has changed.

>>30491922
lel, it's true >>30492096

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>>30492178

>>30491741
>https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/884485802557755392

We've gone from shitposting to Shatposting?

This is new.

Hey, Mr. Shatner. I grew up on the original Star Trek and I loved you in "Shoot or Be Shot." Just wanted to throw that in to make sure you knew that some of us DO remember your non-Trek work.

I'd also like to say that over the past few years you've spoken out in favor of some of the political and social causes that activated my interest in politics, and some of these causes aren't exactly popular in the mainstream. I know you've been attacked for some of these statements, like the apparently controversial claim that women can be hateful to men as men can be hateful to women. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for speaking publicly about such things despite the backlash you had to know was coming. You are a man of good heart and good sense and I admire you greatly.

From your Twitter, it looks like you might have hopped back over to Reddit or something, but I'll post this anyways. Hope springs eternal.

>>30491946
Hey boxfag. I see you.

>>30492187
Jesus, i hope barneyfag won't post bestiality porn.

We are not like that. We can't decide what other anonymous users post on this site.

>>30492240
mlpg is s CP spam territory

>>30491741
Why do we even care? He's obvioulsly just trying to get some attention.

>>30492258
Or maybe he's trying to be friendly to our community. Don't shut the guy down. Chans are for everyone, and we all just come here because we want attention anyways.

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>>30492021
THIS.

>>30492035
>muh old mulp
Except that Shatner, relatively to the show, is a literal who making a charade out of going to the icky, rude 4chan. When Faust, the creator of FiM, came here, it was fucking huge. This is just a random one-shot character's VA coming here to get some more brownie points with his twitter friends. Why should I care?

>>30492256
I want to say that that's just two Anons based on the posting patterns I've seen.

>>30492035
Didn't Lauren come around in the evening though? Can't help that it's during work hours for most burgers.

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>>30492545
No one is making anyone care, but it is nice that celebs like shatner, who browse 4chan from time to time, takes the time to visit this board or even lurk.

Hes only staying in MLPG

>>30492035
>old mulp
This isn't old mulp anymore.

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>>30491741
He's so mad, holy shit.

>>30492334
Seems like he doesn't intend to respect us, if >>30492171 is any indication. Not that we deserve a great amount, but I don't think he's here to play nice.

i wonder if he realizes that 4chan is the place where fandoms go to die.

>>30492035
The entire board has 1 posts per 11 seconds, my man.

>>30493053
Eh, he's old. 4chan has a culture that new people don't really get. It's not surprising that he'd be repulsed by it.

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>mfw Shatner is a closet horsefucker and posts here often but is ashamed so he makes fun of it to hide the shame.

>>30492545
>discord
>random one-shot character
ok

>>30493093
He's probably just a normie.

#30493112
>Discord
>Shatner
what are you doing

>>30493126
>#30493112
Bill, please.

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>>30492096
Looks like he's only lurking over at MLPG tho
There's no way he'll come over here

>>30493126
>#30493112
please, shatner. it's >> to reply to posts

>>30492240
>We are not like that.
KEK

poor will

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>>30491741
GG William

You realize that if he takes any time to read some of the other threads on this board...

There was a decent zoophilia thread up recently. Good timing...

BY THE CADDYSHACK, I SUMMON THEE!

Hey Bill hey Bill hey Bill hey Bill - welcome to 4chan. Friendship is Legion.

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Lets Georgepost, that will get Bill in here.

>>30494262
>Bonus points for Tubguy

>tfw someone actually notable has said they've been on /mlp/
>tfw he paints us as freaks because we are

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>>30492187
Personally I think being sexually attracted to ponies from the show is xenophilia and not zoophilia. Ponies like those on the show are basically aliens that only vaguely resemble horses and wanting to have sex with one is no different than Kirk wanting to bang a Caitian.

Real horses don't have big googly, eyes or pastel colored fur nor can they talk or use magic. Ponies also have better hygiene than real horses in that they bathe regularly and use toilets like civilized beings.

>>30494429
>Kirk wanting to bang a Caitian
Stop, Anon, stop.

>>30494489
What? Kirk did a pair of them in the 2009 reboot. Granted they were significantly less furry than their animated counterparts.

>>30494297
[cans.wav]

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>>30493121
I don't know about that, I wouldn't be surprised if he was just putting up a "dignified celebrity" act to hide his power level from his thin-skinned normie fans.

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dear mr shatner (henceforth known as anonymous),
welcome to literally the most progressive place on earth. i also mean that most sincerely.

here you can say and do pretty much whatever you please within a very loose guideline. yes, we are freaks, but so is the rest of humanity. the difference is here as anonymous posters we dont need to put on the mask we wear in society.

youre an old and wise man so surely you understand what that means. could be youre entirely vanilla and all you get off to is missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. maybe you have a few fetishes like feet or legs or some shit. maybe your tastes are a little more unconventional. in all cases you can talk about it here, and in turn people share their own interests. sure, youll be called a faggot with shit taste, but thats how it goes.

your age, gender, race, history, fame, and so on means dick here. your ideas are judged entirely on their own merit. debates that scare people in society are commonplace here. where people shy away from ideas because society would condemn it here it can be discussed without repercussion.

anyway, theres my introduction. enjoy your stay newfag.
sincerely,
a horsefucker.

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>>30495036
hey, you know I usually think people use the word 'cringe' way too often and the word has started to mean itself but holy fuck jesus christ in heaven this deserves the title

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>>30495036
faggot

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>>30495036

>>30492187
Why does MLPG get to have the celebrity VA's?
This is bullshit, they are the worst group of jackasses on the board!

>>30495281
shit bait tbqh, seriously at least put enough effort that it has me wondering or something. babies first shitpost

>>30495281

>>30495242

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>>30491741

I wonder if he's still here. I don't think he stayed here after that screencap tweet

but still

>>30491959
>tfw you share a birthday with Kirk

>>30492035
Accept it, Anon. The golden years are far, FAR, behind us.

>>30492035
>we're really dead, aren't we?
The show is dead, therefore we are dead as well.

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>>30495623
>implying death means anything

>>30495471
>I accept it.png

>>30492171
Fuck yeah we fucking showed that fucking piece of fucking shit fuck yeah fucking niggers and cunts and fucking ponies show me the fucking pony pussy fucking fuck I love being profane and a zoophile it's so fucking cool.

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>>30496997
yeah.

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Notice me Shartner senpai.

>>30492035
ponies would be more popular if we could just get GR-15 revoked

We are dying in a cage here

>>30497388
that was and still is the point

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>>30491741
>read through his Twitter posts
>uses emoticons in half his tweets and misspells the board name
>describes the board as vile children
>in between his three posts about it, he'd rather discuss Reddit rules he unwittingly broke
>immediately goes back to self-promoting and arguing about Supernatural shipping
Yeah alright, it's really cool that he played a character in the days of rotary phones and carbon paper. But maybe next time Hasbro wants to have minor characters do a good job but not hate the fandom, they should hold auditions instead of just hiring celebrities.

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>>30497937
>in the days of rotary phones and carbon paper

>>30497947
It sounds like a humorous exaggeration but it's not. His role as Kirk was in 66-69. The first office photocopier came out in 59, and touch-tone phones were introduced at the 62 World's Fair. If you worked in an office that didn't insist on all its equipment being brand new, you would have likely worked with both at the time. The moon landing was only an idea, LBJ had just gotten the Civil Rights Act passed and was drafting soldiers for Vietnam, the U.S. dollar was still linked to the gold standard, Pong didn't exist, and the British pound was worth 240 pence. That's how far removed his main claim to fame is.