Congratulations! You and 79 other anons have been selected to

>>30488228
I'll die trying.
If I win I will out my days in Equestria with my waifu.

>>30488228
Nope, even if I did make it I wouldn't want that weighing on my conscience

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>>30488228
Hard to enjoy the horse world (or any world) knowing I have the blood of 79 horsefuckers on my hands.

Who would come up with such devilish plan anyway?

>>30488434
>>30488450
Just don't think about anons you'll get just to it.

>>30488228
I'd do it just for the fight. The runner up can go to Equestria in my place. I have a life to live on Earth, thanks.

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>>30488228
Yes.

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>>30488228
I'd make it a point to find out each person's waifu so I can fuck them after I kill them

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>>30488459

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA7hJEYhzDY

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>>30488489

>>30488228
I'd take it. I'm not great fighting, so I'd play it dirty. I would firstly hide as much as I can until there aren't many left, then I'd use groin kicks, sand and anything else at my disposal. Not like it'd work, but that'd be my strategy

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>>30488532

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>>30488228
What would your waifu think of you? You killed 79 people for your own personal gain. It's not romantic, it's horrifying.

>>30488603
My waifu is treehugger, I'd just tell her they were harshing my mellow.

>>30488228
>pubg style
Huh, kids are really going to call it this over hg style arent they.

My waifu wouldnt want me to kill someone just to be with her, so i exploit a loophole and remove my anonymity completely.
List my name, home address, birthday, speak a bit about myself, etc.
I wouldn't be 'anon' at that point, which would satisfy the 'only one' rule put forth by the faggot OP.

>>30488228

Let's say all the anons choose not to fight.

How will one be selected to go to equestria?

>>30488228
yes. If I die I go to equestria anyways. 80 anons go to equestria but only 1 gets the guilt of 79 other anons on their hands.

>>30488664
They would start a council and eventually a fully functioning civilization with the goal of instead Bringing Equestria to Them™

>>30488693
And so, Anonia was founded

>>30488664
Remember where you are, it only takes one violent /retarded autist to ruin things.
Especially if its a group of anon that share waifu.
I dont think theres even 79 other anon that waifu Raven but even then its just a matter of time until one anon snaps.

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There can be only one!

>>30488693

>thinking an anon won't become corrupted at the thought of no horse pussy and kill the rest

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>>30488719
Every story's got a villain I guess. Better stay clear of those super markets.

If it meant being with her, sorry, I'm wasting all of you mother fuckers.

>>30488664
Then we all sit in a state of limbo

TIL people want me dead for someone that wouldn't even like them, especially after killing so many.

>>30488434
that is a bit of a concern, but everyone there signed up for it.
>>30488489
>as they lie there, dying, you ask who their wifu is
>they sputter out #@$%@#$ while tears roll down their face
"Anon, I will fuck h** in your stead, they will be loved"
>>30488603
My waifu is chrysalis or if we can go oc, succupony, either would likely be impressed.


>>30488228
my body on earth is shitting out on me, either I go to equestria and get better, or I at least live out my days in an area where someone gives a single fuck about me... either way I die happy, or motivated.

I'll join just to make it easier on the rest of you guys.
I'm not a brony or ponyfag or whatever word you use, I just popped onto the board to check it out, but yanno, my life is garbage, I'm willing to die so that another man can have a happy life with his horse waifu. That's some more happiness in the universe. Fuck it, more than I've ever contributed to anyone's life before.
Just gimme a clean death with no torture.

>>30488668
Well if you all get to go after dying anyways, then you could all line up and I can send you there myself. Like I said there can be only one!

>>30488782

Your pony waifu is guaranteed to love you.

Sure she might be magically forced to love a hairless ape like yourself and she may get shunned by her friends but it's still love in the end, right?

I dunno, I feel like I'd make it to the top 5 at least. I exercise regularly, I'm pretty /fit/ and I know martial arts. Who knows, maybe I'd make it.

>>30488228
Everyone here is talking about
> t-the guilt on your hands from killing 79 Anons.
79 possible Anons who would've killed you for the shot going down and the reward is horsepussy.
> fuck everyone, I'm winning.

>>30488808
Be careful where you go, anon. I too wandered onto the board to check it out and now I am stuck in an endless spiral of shitposting and pone.

I saw we all band together and threaten suicide, hunger games style so they let in all anons not stupid enough to actually eat the berries

>>30488820
same here, we'd have a good one for the rest to see. Sorry fellow MartialAnon, but I need that horsepuss.

>>30488839
I know muay thai, fag munch. Purple smart is mine

>>30488820
The best strategy would probably be have the more physically fit anons join forces to take out the neckbeards and mouth breathers and once they're cleared out then turn on each other.

>>30488843
> jeet kun do
> Key-Si
> Ju Jitsu
> Lifetime of training
Step up, Muay nigga.

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>>30488603
Sonata is a beautiful, passionate, multi-murderess.

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hold it, anons
what if everyone you kill would just end up in Equestria anyway, now angry at the victor for being the only one left alive?
you wouldn't want 79 angry autists after you, right?
I say we find another way to Equestria

>>30488807
I didnt sign up for shit, fuck you buddy.

>>30488853
S-shit.

I'm also 6'5", so come at me you probably manlet

>>30488829
They don't want to go because they don't want to be reduced to the same level of scum that you just said you can justly murder when you're exactly like them. You can't play off the guilt with edge, you'd have the rest of your life to sit there with your waifu surrounded by adorable horses and sooner or later it would get to you, slowly eating away at your very being from the inside out.

>>30488858
Smartasses like you are the second to die, after the neckbeards.

>All these anons who don't know what PUBG is

>>30488858
>inb4 let's get right into the noose

>>30488867
Fuck you, faggot. PUBG is shit. It's way more fun to imagine a no weapons melee fight.

>>30488864
/fit/asses like you are the first one to be haunted

>>30488862
I wouldn't give a fuck if I'm in where I want doing what I want. By the time it even starts to fuck with me, I would've already forgotten to care.
> muh edge is too stronk
>>30488861
I don't give a fuck how big you are, you can come just as low as anyone else.

>>30488883
So you are a manlet, I fucking knew it. Have fun trying to reach me with your three inch arms :^)

>>30488883
I think you all are pretty much as low as possible if you're killing people 79 people to kiss horses.

>>30488877
By what, neckbeards and scrawny manlets like you?

>>30488228
Fight until death?
I vote for something in the lines of "love and tolerance" as a better option, anon.

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>>30488858
That sounds like cowards talk. If they tried anything in Equestria I'd just have to take them out again. Ain't nowhere to reincarnate to this time.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vf4UhPuwoGE

>>30488888
> your get doesn't mean shit.
You know I can just knock out your legs right?

>>30488890
>scrawny manlet
ackshyually I'm a tulpamancer, come at me at your own peril
somebody please help me I've had visions for years

>implying anyone's not gonna have the thought of their waifu getting their pussy snatched should they fail to win on their mind
>Implying anyone's gonna hesitate to kill another
And with the thought of your waifu's purity in your hands, your decision has been made.

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>>30488888

>>30488903
Sorry buddy, the GET proves it. You're a manlet and you can't reach me. Have fun with your shit genetics.

>>30488450
Well technically you could wait it out till there's only one left then kill him. So you'll only have one death on your hands

>>30488909
You'll be having enough fun for all of us when you're on the ground with my hands around your throat, Robin Williams.

>>30488927
Fucking christ, dude. Chill.

>manlet

>>30488919
>No real way of knowing how many are actually still alive
>Everyone stays in their hiding spots until the last one dies from an accident.

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>>30488906
Well, when you put it that way, it does become less selfish. Gotta keep purple smart safe.

I'll see about getting some tips from tranny phantom's old videos. Y'all better not stand 2 feet in front of me or else there's really not much I can do about it.

>>30488948
>Gotta keep purple smart safe.
Fuck off that's my job. I gotta keep her safe from all you autists.

>>30488936
It's not my fault a Muayfag has no chance around a true Martial Artist.
> Don't big dudes never do good anyways?

>purple smart
shit tier waifu, not even gonna give a (You)

>>30488945
fucking campers

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>>30488961
>true Martial Artist.
>Key-si
>Jeet kun do
Yeah, true martial artist

>Don't big dudes never do good anyways
No, that's just the 'David Vs Goliath' trope. People love seeing the underdog win. Doesn't work out that way in real life, I can tell you that.

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I'm not even doing this for a waifu, don't have one. I mean if I had to pick I probably could. Mostly I just like the idea of a Battle Royal.

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>>30488953
It sounds she's in good hands either way, Anon- sounds like you'd treat her well. Godspeed, if anyone other than myself I'd hope for you to win.

>>30488965
pic related

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>>30488228
>Make it into Equestria
>your waifu will love you
>Inb4 it was an event hosted by Discord and the winner indeed makes it into Equestria, but made into an object their waifu 'loves'
>An apple tree if applejack
>A book if Twilight
>Etc
Chaos, not even once.

>>30488875
This. Bare fists. Only the strongest survives

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>>30488985
here you go anon

>>30488997
>Godspeed, if anyone other than myself I'd hope for you to win.
Y-you too.

Wouldn't want one of those abusefags getting to her

if I win I'll abuse purple shart for you

>>30488903
Sorry quints confirms you to be a manlet faggot who in all actuality probably doesn't know shit about martial arts.

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>>30489011
Word. How someone could ever hurt something this adorable I will never understand.

but let's not turn this into a total waifu circlejerk

>>30488860
>Would you take the chance to be with your waifu?

Right there implies you have the choice of going or not, if you go then 80 other people will be trying to kill you.

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>Tfw /fit/izen, /k/ommando, and /pol/ack.
I'd step on an anons neck and watch the life leave him if it means getting to see her.

>>30489036
>/fit/izen
+7 strength
>/k/ommando
+8 weapons
>/pol/ack
-5 intelligence

>>30489011
If I win I'd make sure to make twilight my sex slave fuck her up if she stepped out of line.

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>>30489042
I believe you mean
>88 intelligence

>>30488836
Nigga I was one of you for the first two seasons and y'all apparently don't get that this shit sucked since the Pinkie clone episode. My taste is sufficiently superior, don't worry about it.

>>30488985
big guys usually aren't contested, they usually win through intimidation.

If you know anything about attacking someone's joints, so long as they don't know how to guard its hard for them to win. If weapons come into play, they would mostly be out of their element at that point.

>>30489046
>>30489023
>implying any abusefag is more than just a fat, womanhating neckbeard

>>30488985
> Muay Tai
> real Martial Art
Yeah right.
> Doesn't work in real life, I can tell you that.
Against those who aren't as trained as I am, sure but I have much more training that your run-of-the-mill opponent you can "tell" me about.

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>>30489055
>so long as they don't know how to guard its hard for them to win
>implying

>>30489063
>muay thai
>not real martial art
Confirmed for manlet who can't into martial arts

>>30489057
I'm not an abusefag, I just want to spite you
I could never hurt a pone

>>30489080
It's ok, Anon. I don't hate you.

Your waifu a cute

>>30489080
I don't think a random anon could plop his ass down in equestria with nothing but the clothes on his back and gallons of anon blood and enslave a ruler anyway. Pretty sure he'd get the shit beaten out of him and sent to the darkest of dungeons.

On second thought, maybe we should let that fag in ^:)

>>30489036
>A fellow spitfag
>Browses the same boards
S-Say anon, wanna team up?

>>30489070
When has muay tai ever worked against another Martial Art? It's probably the weakest of them all aside from the Brazilian Dance of War.
Great work thinking it's effective against someone who knows multiple disciplines and obviously doesn't care if you live or die during the conflict.
> confirmed dipshit

>>30489089
even if my waifu is Apple?

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>>30489102
Tfw killed some anon with a handgun while he trying to do fucking ninja shit

>>30489102
>When has muay tai ever worked against another Martial Art? It's probably the weakest of them all
Few are actually skilled at it. If you know what the fuck you're doing, it can be one of the most effective disciplines.

Not that you'd know that, manlet :^)

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>>30488228
>Thread inevitably turns into a pissing contest
Was this OP intent all along?

>>30489106
Especially if your waifu is appul

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>>30489120
>appul

>>30489113
That person obviously didn't know what he was doing.
> probably trying to do some shit he saw in a movie or something.

>>30489117
I very much doubt a bigshit like you being skilled against extensive training in multiple disciplines but who knows?
> That's why there's these things called "fights" where people can test their skill against one another.

>>30489145
Doubt all you want, I'll see you in the melee.

Also can you please learn to greentext

>>30489155
See you there.

> Green works both
>Ways

I wonder how a green would look on 80 anons battling it out for the winner to get their waifus

>>30489199
Maybe it would be enough to draw nuke anon back...

I miss that faggot.

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I see you OP, with your Dragon Ball Super style tournament. I see you.

>>30489199
A lot of autistic screeching while the anons who've actually throw a punch in their life systematically take them out. There can be only one.

>>30489199
And then it ends in a gay orgy

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>>30488603
My waifu is a wonderbolt, and I'm certain she, as a member of the military, understands the concept of kill or be killed.

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>>30489279
Hey, you like fly horse. I also appreciate fly horse. You have a nice fly horse there anon.

>>30489279
>kill or be killed in this unnecessary conflict that you voluntarily placed yourself in for your own gain
Yes, no doubt a member of the military will respect your senseless mass murder you deliberately committed to meet her.

>>30489064
let's put it this way, I have dislocated/broken a few joints/bones during my time in highschool, you know how to fall right, you can make it look like an accident to the administration or like it was the aggressors fault and not your own.

unless someone has prior knowledge of a joint attacks or how to do anything with them, they won't be able to guard against it. granted, you need to be able to take some punishment depending on the person, but once a limb is useless, they are done going after you.

>>30489320
>Being this much of a bitch

>You won.
>If you want to call it that.
>By some twisted circumstance, you and 79 other Anons were to fight to the death.
>And the last one laid in front of you.
>He was wearing what looked like something out of an action movie.
>It was his blackjack verses the katana you found on some edgy fedora man.
>You managed to stab him, the katana still stuck outwards from his gut.
>His hand was covering the wound and you could hear him coughing.
>You assume that because he’s not *gone* that you don’t get to go to equestria yet.
>It doesn’t sit right with you.
>His other hand reaches up weakly, so you walk closer to stand over him.
>”Who’s your waifu?”
>You look at the dying man, tears well in his eyes but he doesn’t dare cry.
>As if to preserve his honor in the eyes of his fellow shitposter.
“It’s-“
>”Faggot.”
>You stay quiet.
>He was so close, he could have gotten to see his own waifu.
>But no.
>You were just a second faster.
>And that’s all it took.
>Now this Anon and all the others died knowing that they could’ve made it bruh.
>But they never will.
>You smile and wipe away a tear.
>His final breath spent calling someone a faggot.
>An honorable death.
>Suddenly, he grabs you by the pant leg and pulls you down.
>You prepare to get blackjack’d, closing your eyes and flinching.
>When you hear his voice,

>>30489374
It's kinda just for shits and giggles at this point, >>30488906 already convinced me.

>>30489384
>”You better love her with all your fucking heart and soul, don’t ever do her wrong. These Anons died so you could live. Writefriends and drawfags alike. Shame you don’t get to bring friends. ”
>He falls back, coughing even louder than before.
>”Tell Fluttershy…”
>A deep inhale, then lets lose his final words.
>”Discord is a fucking faggot…”
>His head falls back.
>You draw the katana from his body and hold it in your hands.
>The blood suddenly fades off of it and you look up.
>Several ponies were staring at you with awe and wonder.
>”You never did tell us why that thing is so important to you, Anon.”
>You look at your waifu and pat her on the head.
>Staring down you can see the engravings you put at the base of the blade.
>’The 79’
>Turning it over reveals the other side, also engraved.
>’Discord is a faggot.’
>For the sake of the fallen you post on.

What are your final words before you never get to see your waifu, Anon?

>>30489394
>What are your final words before you never get to see your waifu, Anon?

As dramatically as possible, with every gasp and splutter, I'd look into my killer's eyes and say
>"Nigger"

>>30489394
Is that a raincoat?

>>30489394
I'd break out in a song. Singing the lyrics of: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iDmMNhekw2A

it's honestly pretty fitting.
also
>Implying I'd be saying my last words

>>30489394
>last words
I'd sputter and spasm and jerk around as pathetically and comically as possible for my killer in hopes that he either doubles over and dies from the laughter or get killed by someone who was lurking in the bushes.

What if all of this was a test to allow those worthy passage to equestria?
I dont have a waifu but if it comes down to it i want the sun and moon plus the mayne fucking 6 in my herd

>>30489394
>>30489384
OP here. Didn't know someone actually cared enough to write a short. 10/10

>>30489681
>I'd sputter and spasm and jerk around as pathetically and comically as possible
>Not taking them for a feel trip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNSMnEeKio

https://youtu.be/nRjLv1L0WF8

>>30488853
*Jeet Kune Do
*Keysi
*Jiu-Jitsu

>Can't even spell them correctly
>Poser confirmed

>>30488903
Dude, Kek has blessed him! You can't win this, get out while you still can!

>>30489320
Tell her it was "kill or be killed in an unnecessary conflict that you got put in for the gain of George Soros". She'll understand. :^)

>>30488490
And you'll be the first to die.

>>30490412
Except for I wouldn't fight, that's why I was making fun of your decision

>>30488905
>Tulpamancer
>Not master of lucid dreaming
Poor choice desu

>>30488228
>only one

That's stupid. M6fags should be allowed to form teams of 6, 1 for each horse, while secondary character fags and background pony fags are forced to go it alone. Playing PUBG solo and not as part of a team of buddies is no fun.

>>30488228

Sit down like reasonable autists and play a card game or something. Winner goes to Equestria but he better write home like a good Anon.

The ones that refuse, we gang up on because who wants a fucking mass murderer in Equestria shitting it up? We're better than that.

>>30488228
Make the other 79 "Anons" /pol/tards and you have a deal

t. /k/ommando

>>30489394
>What are your final words before you never get to see your waifu, Anon?
I'd ask him who's his waifu.
Then insult her.

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>>30488228
>Implying this isnt a win/win situation
kek

>>30488919
If you do this you're just killing a mass murderer what technically makes you a hero

>>30489394
See you in equestria, faggot

>>30488228
>Would you take the chance to be with your waifu?
I would but there's no chance in hell I'd win.
I don't really deserve her anyway so it's for the best

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>>30488228
>choosing fight
>ever

>>30489036
>>30489100
Shit, 2 anons going for my waifu too.

>>30493283
>tfw anons with my waifu are edgy racists who guns

>>30490843
But what if the one you killed was trying to do the same thing, but came out slightly too early? Hell, how do you know that won't happen to you? With anons playing it safe, the battle royale could take years.

>>30488919
Nope. Killing one person is the same as killing all the people they've killed. If you kill him you're just like him.

>>30489036
You won't be shit after I take you to Suplex City

>>30493436
>liking military hors
>not liking pewpew sticks and army banter

You don't deserve her and would be the first few to die, anon

>>30493638
this raises the question: would anons who share a waifu form factions in an attempt to ensure at least one of them gets to see her, or would they see each other as undeserving and thus kill each other with more impunity?

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>>30493700
That'd really depend on each individual person I think, and perhaps even what waifu they joined under. Dashfags would be too busy with their dick measuring contest to form a proper alliance with everyone thinking they deserve to lead it, Flutterfags would be too shy to meet up with one another, Twi folks probably wouldn't trust one another to begin with and if they did they'd be constantly both afraid of being turned against yet contemplating it themselves and so on.

I mean, if I found a decent human in the mix who shares my waifu, I'd be more than happy to battle it out with them till the end and have our own private final battle to decide who wins.

And yes, I am implying that people tend to like characters they feel resemble themselves the most.

>>30493966
>I am implying that people tend to like characters they feel resemble themselves the most.
Yeah, anyone who's a Dashfag, Applefag, or Rarifag don't fall under this category.

I WILL GO SUPER SAYIAN AND DESTROY EVERYBODY!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmNznPAGJ2Q

>>30491412
But don't you see, anon? You'll still die. It's a win win regardless if you get killed.

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>>30488228
Felt confident when entering this thread, since I'm pretty strong and I have some martial arts experience, but there are so many badasses in this thread, I'm starting to reconsider.

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>>30494399
>badass
>/mlp/
Pick one.

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>>30489394
>hat are your final words before you never get to see your waifu, Anon?

"I never got to fuck that baby" followed by this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2hYDIFDIU

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>>30494399
this fuckin' guy

>>30489118
OP's actually Discord.
you don't even get to go to Equestria after you win

>>30488228
I would only fight in self defense, and if I'm going as far as to fight seventy nine other people, I'd want to do it with my cavalry saber. If I end up as the last man, then so be it, but otherwise I'd exploit as many loopholes in the conditions as I may.

>>30493551
Oh get off your moral high horse faggot

>>30488228
>>30488814

>you were browsing the catalog on /mlp when you saw a thread with the opening:
>Congratulations! You and 79 other anons have been selected to go to Equestria!
>you liked the prompt and thought about a greentext while you posted meme pics
>you soon got bored and went about your day
>you couldn't help but think of what it would be like to meet your waifu, Fluttershy
>you wrote so many greentexts about her that you could fill several novels

>that night as you drifted off to sleep, you heard an ominous voice
>Congratulations! You and 79 other anons have been selected to go to Equestria!

>you woke up and found yourself in a strange forest that seemed so real
>it didn't take long for you to realize this wasn't a dream
>you walked around until you came across another Anon
>you startled him and he asked you several questions about the forest
>you shook your head after each question and the two of you decided to explore together

>you both came across a tall tree and was bewildered to see a group of more Anons talking with each other
>they noticed the two of you and welcomed you to their group
>they asked questions but you and the other Anon were as clueless as they were
>as you talked you found out that the group had a few things in common
>they all posted on /mlp and heard a voice while they slept that you each repeated word for word:
>Congratulations! You and 79 other anons have been selected to go to Equestria!
>you felt slightly uneasy as the group came to one disturbing realization

>suddenly you noticed another Anon approaching from afar
>the group waved for him to come over but he stopped in his tracks
>he raised his arm and a loud gun shot echoed
>the Anon you first met screamed as he clenched his stomach
>blood soaked his hands and the other Anons quickly ran away from the scene
>he was panicking as he begged you not to leave when another gunshot echoed
>you heard him cry out as you ran away to follow after the other Anons

>>30494561

then what's your prize for winning?

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>>30495070
uhhh

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>>30495831
You get to stay. Here.

Welcome to the game.

>>30489682

how would the deaths of 79 other anons prove you're worthy of getting some pony pussy?

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>>30488228
So there's 79 Anons all together in a free for all? I think the answer here is obvious: use our combined autism powers to kill and or use the judges to get to Equestria. No one ever thinks about using superior numbers and teamwork when put in these situations, but if we work together no one will expect it, they'll be caught of guard and we'll have a guaranteed one-way ticket to Equestria.

After all, friendship is magic.

>>30496469
THIS

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>>30496469
but then how would you all settle on a waifu? clearly only one anon can have her
also wouldn't the ticket to equestria require someone who knows how to get there?
and would it really be like the greentexts? or would there be trouble along the way?
i can live with the last one, make things a bit more interesting

>>30488228
>be anon
>be drawn into tournament
>79 other out of shape or otherwise fedora'd teenagers appear before you
>be only adult in the crowd
>zen-oh sama doesn't like this idea
>decides to erase all others
>win by default
>ROUND 2

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>>30488228
My waifu wouldn't want me to kill.

Killing is wrong.

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>>30496612
Okay then incapacitate anyone by any means. The last one to not be felled wins. Anything goes as long as you don't outright kill another man. How about that.

>>30494176
>you're fighting a nigga and he just starts screaming on some goku shit
fuck outta here, either he's some autistic school shooting killer who's about to whip out a knife and skin your sister, or it's the off chance he does turn super saiyan and fucks you up.

>>30496702
Much better. I shall proceed to enter non-lethal battle.

>>30488228
And then you win the final fight, making it into Equestria, only to realize 40 anons were exempt from the fight and are also in Equestria too.

What do you do now?
>inb4 zeno delets you

Wasn't there a screencap of something like this?

>>30496612

>implying ponies don't kill each other over the dumbest reasons

>>30489199

>80 anons to keep track of

probably a mess of a story

>>30495070
Go on

>>30497883
>He hasn't read or saw anything related to hunger games style battle royales
There's a few major anons, one main character, a group or two, and then fodder for plot.
>inb4 >hunger games, >meme story, >proving my point

>>30488228
Whats the PUBG anyway?

>>30488808
I like you Anon. I dont like killing nor fighting or even conflict for that matter, but if push came to shove, and we were the last 2 in the arena. Id give you an honorable and noble fight to the death.

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>>30495942
>Spy Kids 3
Ayyyy

>>30488603
You don't have to kill 78 people.

>>30495070

continue

>>30500871

>>30500627
>Implying he isn't a lying fuckface who will stab you in the back in the end

>>30500871

>>30488228
>6'
>/fit/
>can actually stand up from my chair
>built like a -excuse the pun- horse

I like my chances.

>>30502068
>can actually stand up from my chair
c-could you tell me how?

>>30488228
Just go home and accept the fact that your life will always suck.

>>30502068
oh yeah?

>5'9
>/lit/
>long distance runner
>built small but light

i don't have to outrun you, just outsmart

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>>30502434
manlet fantasy

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>>30502476
>can actually stand up from my chair
but nothing else

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>>30502507
>trying to attack me
>being a manlet
KEK

Maybe you can insult me when you can reach the top shelf, little man.

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>>30502516
why are you still going?
it was fun but now you're just trying to start a one man shit show