twilight is suicidal

It's the third time twilight, go to bed, you need to stop reading that orwell shit. Take a break, it'll all be alright....

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>>30487864

>>30487864
I just don't care anymore Twilight this is the the 8th time you called me it's 2am I have to work tomorrow now stop calling me.

>rape

>>30487864
Don't do it Twiley. I'll let you snuggie up against my willy. I know you love that.

>>30487864
Put me in your will as heir to the throne and spike as my wife.

>>30487864
What thread are you trying to kill now?

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>>30487864
You do not have the courage, go to sleep.

>>30487864

"Silly Twilight, you're my imaginary friend! You can't kill your-"
>BANG!
"Come on Twilight, you know that won't work."
>Imaginary body continues to bleed imaginary blood on your carpet.
"All...all right that's enough, get up and talk to me."
>POOF
>Imaginary letter lands in your hands.
>"Dear Anon, Being your imaginary friend was the worst existence ever. Sincerely, Imaginary Twilight"
>The imaginary body is still on the floor despite your best effort to will it back to life.
"...Oh."

>>30488956
This

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>>30488956
>"Dear Anon, Being your imaginary friend was the worst existence ever. Sincerely, Imaginary Twilight"
Fucking savage

Wait, wait, for the love of God, WAIT!

Oh my dear, sweet, Twilight, I always knew you were best pony. Of course you couldn't take the world anymore. It doesn't deserve us anyway. I don't know if what lies beyond is heaven, hell, equestria, complete oblivion...but anything would be better than this.
Just wait for me, okay dear? I can be there in ten minutes. I'll bring pills-it'll go slower, but it's easier than trying to pull a trigger, and all you'll feel is tired and cold. I want to go too. I have for a long time. It's just...I can't do it alone. Twilight, my only friend...wait for me, okay? We can go together. We can lie together in the final moments, if you'd like.

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>>30489005
One time I saw two gay guys kissing in a park. That was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I read your post.

>>30488956
reminds me of the anon that got friend zoned by his tulpa

>>30489352
I got friend zoned by my tulpa
send me to malta
I still can't salsa
Check my pulse, ah
am I still breathin'?

>>30487864
hang up.

>>30488956
>even your tulpa hates you
Jesus, that's terrible.

Is the whole tulpa thing still going on?
I thought it died years ago.

>>30488956
>>30489464

Do you not read sir? Our tuplas hated us so much that they found a way to kill themselves despite not being real.

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>>30487864
pull a Michelle Carter and tell her to get back in the truck

>>30487902
and thus, she never called you again.

do it faggot

>>30487864
rape her happy?

>>30487864
Tell her I'll kill her myself if she doesn't stop this bullshit.

>>30487864
Think about all those books in the world you still haven't read

>>30487864
tell her she's already dead, she exploded when she got her alicorn wings and shes a clone of twilight who took her place.

>>30487864


hang up.

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>>30487864
Explain to her that life is really A REVOLVING DOOR in which we all roll the dice in a sort of ROULETTE .But either way, this GAME OF LIFE AND DEATH needs to stop as it will only end in A BLOOD BATH .

>>30487864
Nothing. She wouldn't do it. Even with the gun in her mouth.

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>>30489005
without the "dear" and overly dramatic and autistic cliche, the core of this post, the idea of suiciding with her because of love and making her feel comfy is sweet

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>>30487864

>>30487864


"You don't have the balls to do it, bitch."

*click*
*dial tone*