So what's gilda up to in the equestria girls universe?

>>30487305
laying a in a six foot dirt.

>>30487305
Smoking crack and hitting up heroine.
That's about it.

>>30487305
I dunno.
Have they ever showed how Griffons would look like in that universe?
They've showed diamond dogs and in the toys they've showed Zecora but that's it.

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>>30487352
>six foot dirt

>>30487305
Squatting in her run down eastern europe town

>>30487305
19 years old and graduated from high school, living in the ghetto with Grandpa guff who's suffering from alzheimers, and having to run a shitty scone food cart to keep from becoming homeless.

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>>30487352
>Laying a in
>a six foot dirt

>>30487414
I think we have child on 4chan anon.

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>>30487352
I'm sorry, what?

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>>30487352

I came hard to the 78 T/A

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>>30487352
wot

>>30487678
Glad to see I'm not the only one.

Fellow /o/fag?

>>30487695
Yeah

>>30487678
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZjviMmXIY8
I could totally see Gilda making this entrance on her first day at CHS.

>>30487844
Except it'd be stolen

>>30487305
She seduced an uptown boy who submits to her and bankrolls everything she does, so her and Grandpa Gruff are living the easy life.

>>30487849
Why else would she be cruising with a loser like Lightning Dust? Somebody's gotta take the fall.

>>30487859
>findom
You shut the fuck up right now I'm trying to get out of that hole.

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>>30487859
>Normal norman is actually super rich
>He's too scared of gilda raping him to tell her no when she asks for money

She's the person that's in college but still hangs out nearly exclusively with highschoolers.

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>>30487352
>six foot dirt

>>30487989
If they're old enough to get into the bar I don't see the problem with that. I'm sure Gilda feels the same.

>>30487305
Crack whore, probably.

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>>30487859

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>>30487305
I suppose Griffonstone its an eastern europe shithole in that world

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>>30487989
>gilda
>having money for college

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>>30488086
>athletic scholarships aren't a thing

>>30488178
she got kicked out of flight camp in the pony universe for a reason, she doesn't have the discipline to keep her anger issues in check and avoid being booted from any sports team.

>>30488178
Sucker punch her vagina anon.

>>30488224
theres always military

>>30488373
>gilda
>having the patience for the military
She'd sucker punch her superior officer on the first day

>>30488086
Uptown Boy's paying for it.

>>30487919
>I'm trying to get out of that hole.
Tell us about it.

>>30488224
Do we actually know she got kicked out of flight camp?

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>>30487894
This actually works so well I actually want an episode about it.

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>>30488224
>kicked out of flight camp in the pony universe
[citation needed]

>>30488322
>You wind up for the cunt punch, but Soarin holds your fist back
>"No, no, don't do that... don't do that. If you punch her, you'll just make her horny."

>>30488736
Joke's on Soarin. Making Gilda horny is what we want.

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>>30487305
Horribly filthy idea:

>Gilda and Lightning invite RD to a party
>They get her really high and drunk
>Take her to a bedroom with a bunch of their friends
>RD gets passed around (to both girls wearing strap-ons and a couple of dudes) until she passes out
>Wakes up the next day, doesn't remember a thing, but can feel her sore pussy and ass and thinks she must have just gotten lucky last night
>After a week, she finally gets in touch with Gilda and asks who did she hook up with that night
>She says she can't remember his name, but he's a friend of a friend and since she's having another party tonight, she'll just reintroduce you

>>30488178
Those socks are really cute.

>>30487305
Sucking dicks for meth.

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>>30487385
>>30487386
>>30487305
you're kidding right? gryphons are jews so gilda is some rebellious teenage daughter of schlmo mc schlmo who wont settle down and give their family grandchildren. For extra crooked tears make her a dyke

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>>30487352
Did I get it right?

>>30491225
>Griffons are jews
Aramahspi is the EQG world's hitler.

>>30491448
All he did was steal their gold, and run off to go die with it still in his possession.
He's more like some kind of traitorous superjew.

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Bump while I try to scrape together some decent green

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>>30488178
>tfw originally requested this pic about a year ago
>tfw others have been sharing it
>tfw it's finally been coloured and actually looks decent

>>30493314
Nice request, my nigga.

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God I love a girl that smokes.

>>30494560
I see you have shit taste anon.

>>30494560
You ain't the only one, my brother.

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>>30494672
If she smokes she pokes.

>>30493234
>Gilda dual-wielding beretta's

Can my dick get any harder?

>>30494560
>"Hey nerd. You got an extra square?"
>'Fuck no, goddamn things are 10$ a pa-AAAHCK! F-Fuck! Wha-'
>She lunges forward and has you by the balls
>"That was me asking nicely, too, dweeb~"

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>>30494755
Bitch I've always got extras. And it's 15 a pack here. Also totally into the rough stuff.

>>30494560
>"Sup? You got any smokes?"
>"Nah, I don't do that."
>"Could I borrow eight bucks then?"
>"I don't have any cash either."
>"Alright. Go get some and come back here and give it to me."
>"...D-do I have to?"
>"You know you wanna."

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Another smokin Gilda.

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>>30494560
>"Hey anon gotta smoke?"
"I don't smoke. It's bad for your health. "
>Proceed to nab cigarette from her mouth and puff
>"I thought you didn't smoke?"
"I just quit. "
>Flick cigarette away
>"Hey, that was my last one!"
"Maybe you should quit too."
>"...f-fucking dweeb."
>The walk home was silent

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>>30494890
Quitting is for quitters.

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>>30494927
>not looking out for your future waifu

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>>30494944
Everyone's gotta die someday. Gilda doesn't need someone telling her what to do just because other people don't agree with it.

>>30494774
Write Gilda bullying someone who lets slip that he likes the rough stuff.

>>30494992
She needs someone who cares. And caring means taking your health (and money) seriously.
>Everyone dies someday
magic tho

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>>30494992
>implying she wouldn't quit just to get that guy she totally hates and thinks is stupid to shut up

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>>30487305
>that screaming chicken
Muh dick

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>>30495092
I don't see a chicken there. You mean this one?

>>30495078
Who says I don't care? Gilda is a big girl who can make decisions about her own health. Now if by chance she was going to quit smoking and asked me to quit with her for support then I would. I mean if I could give up coke for a girl I'm pretty sure I could give up cigarettes.

>>30495071
If I could write I'd totally do it.

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>>30495102
Screaming chicken is a nickname for the hood bird found on older Pontiac Firebird Trans Ams such as the one in the op picture.

>>30488462
It's hard to explain. It's just a fetish like any other, but it's so much more powerful because once you're horny enough to throw money at women just for the thrill of it, you've got it bad. It's easy to lose a lot, and if you go in without a rigid, strict set of personal rules, you'll find yourself doing all sorts of crazy shit. I myself have never done anything more than tribute some money, climax, and then run away with my tail between my legs, but fuck man, the stories I've heard are something else. Even reading >>30494775 gets me going. By the way, I'm going to fap to that later.

>>30494560
Been around smoking women my whole life, Anon. They're nasty creatures.

>>30495151
Thanks /o/ I never would've known, on that subject what kind of car would gilda drive?

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>>30494883
One more for the road.

>>30495211
I mean tell us about what happened to you. Your story. Not just telling us what findom is.
Incidentally, both the posts you linked are we, so you're welcome for that.

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>>30487305
This.

>>30494890
>>30494775
>>30494774
Dude, everyone knows Gilda is a massive dyke, she's not into dudes.

>>30495799
Masculine ladies can like dudes.

>>30495799
your dubs lie anon, sexuality for women is more mental than physical unlike men.
>tldr of wall text, if a woman wants to find you attractive she will

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>>30487352
The fuck?

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>>30495252
T/A on the weekends, old beat-up truck daily

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>>30487305
Couldn't get good pic, lazy mobilefag

Inalways thought this qt was supposed to be gilda. She has the eyes and a strangely beak-y mouth.

Looks like if Gilda was translated to eqg.
Green hair throws me off though.

>>30497160
I feel like she's a griffon, but not Gil.

>>30496296
>unlike men
My penis and brain beg to differ.

>>30495799
If I didn't hit on a girl just because I thought she looked like a lesbian I wouldn't be hitting on any. I have a thing for short hair and with a girl like Gilda you've got a 50/50 shot.

>>30496296
>durr
no this isn't how it works. if you think otherwise you'd be wrong, cause lesbians would be stealing everyones waifus with how early they'll shore up commitment, that might not be very good for the longevity of the relationship but the bottom line is if women didn't care about sex then no one but the most fat of joblesss dykes would have no gf

>>30498173
That's not what that Anon said, tho
And he's right, women don't care nearly as much as men do about physical shit
It's easier to get one wet using sweet words and praises than grabbing her pussy, unlike men

And I'm not saying that men can't get horny by sweet words, I mean, this whole fandom would prove that wrong
But if your wife/gf wants to fuck, she can simply grope you and it'll do the trick, try that with a girl and you'll hear the 'not today', 'I'm sick/not feeling well' or 'I'm busy'
Unless you can add sweet words and tell her how much you want it and shit and make her comply, but that's for normies
:^)

>>30498416
Eh, groping works for turning my wife on.

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>>30487305
Hah, well it WAS about Gilda before the normo's showed up.