Hi, /mlp/. Would you be interested in joining the church of Cadance?

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>>30483922
Sorry, but no. I've already sworn my services to a better princess.

>>30483922
delete mobilefag threads, they contribute nothing

>devoting your whole life to sharing love and teaching others how and why they need to do the same
I would
I'm not a big candybutt fan but that'd be far better than praising the sun or eating mangoes

>>30483922
Well, it depends if we can fuck her

>>30483922
I would be interested in getting married to Cadence at the church of Cadence.

>>30484082
>devoting your whole life to sharing love and teaching others how and why they need to do the same
>better than eating mangoes
You need to get your life together.

>>30483939
Spear of the church, make haste

>>30484109
>>30486036
Mortals aren't worthy.

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>>30483922
Believe in Iron, not false gods.

>>30483939
[Haste making intensifies]

>>30483922
>giving up your agency to a childish horse
No.

>>30483922
Who?

>>30483922
Why yes Princess Slaanesh I would be more than happy to devote my life to your cause and ideals.