/swt/ - Strange Waifu Thread

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I might do another Build-A-Waifu sometime soon if people want me to.

>>30483809
Please do!

Tempted to do an elephant waifu.

>>30483809
That'd be cool.

More yak princess and Ikra when?

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Would you fuck this bread?

>>30486374
I'd fuck bread-griffon and bread-dragon, but not bread-pony.

What's better:
A strange waifu designed to cater to a specific fetish, or a strange waifu who's weird for the sake of weird?

>>30487442
What if weirdness is your fetish?

>>30487493
Then you're what this thread needs.

>>30487442
anything being weird just to be weird is bad. everything should have a real purpose.

>>30487442
shark i guess.

>>30489308
The purpose of all strange waifus is ultimately to be lovingly impaled on Anon's cock and filled with sticky white stuff.

safety bump

bump for more ikra and yak princess

Succubus Applejack story: dropped.
If anyone was holding off on writing it 'cause that other guy's doing it', you go ahead.

>>30491293
I'm still working on the one-off in DiE. Its got a lot of Ikra in it, so be sure to check it out if you want more of her. I'm trying to focus on getting that done before anything else

>>30482962
well, only one thing to do

>>30495428
no faithful?

>>30496016
Why not cross-post it here?

>>30496645
?

>>30496709
The one-off itself is a crossover with a few dragons from DiE. I doubt you'd want me to post it here if you wouldn't understand some of it, but if you gotta have your Ikra fix, she's in there

cant we just start the mating season ...... or ..... start some wilde fire?

>>30498137
I should draw her more.

>>30498363
Yes you should.
She's a cutie.
What's her name, and have there been any stories about her?

>>30483809
That reminds me, anyone got a screenshot of that short green where someone ordered a cheap import Rarity that had a mismatched ear and stuff? It was only 2 posts or so, but it was quite feelsy.

Angry Wino's tatzlpony green is one of the best I've read.

It reminds me of the creativity we'd get in 2012 or so. New ideas with really great writing behind them. I hope he finishes it.

Also he gave me a soft vore fetish and there's literally no other content in existence for it

>>30498524
Does vore content posted here still get scruffed?

>you will never bring your Weeping Angel waifu to the brink of orgasm then open your eyes so she's stuck on the precipice of getting off
>you will never eventually tip her over the edge and open your eyes again so she's stuck in a never ending orgasmic bliss

>>30498379
Her name is River Dance, and no, there haven't been any stories about her aside from one or two short rps.

>>30498643
What's her personality like?

>>30498650
She's very playful, and likes to tease ponies a lot, though she still tends to act fairly reserved when needed.
I guess think of it like an extremely dulled-down mixture of ponk and rara.
She also works as an aquatic acrobat, like show dolphins.

Today, I had an idea for a soap waifu.
>caring and meticulous
>keeps you clean
>doesn't mind scrubbing your groin just the way you like
>turned on by your pain; enjoys 'accidentally' getting soap in your eyes and urethra just to watch you squirm

>>30499488
>soap in your urethra
Your soap waifu a fucking shit!

>>30499520
Love involves compromise sometimes. Like, say, if your partner happens to be sexually sadistic, compromise might involve dealing with some pain for the sake their pleasure.
In a way, that's what compromise always is.

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>>30499488
I'm pretty sure that Badumsquish has already drawn this...

>>30500475
How many pics?
Did his soappony get any characterization?

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>>30500535

>Don’t be bashful, even if your soap pony is ticklish and can’t stop giggling and squirming as you lather with her.

We got any dominant strange waifus?

>>30500567
I wonder how she rejuvenates.

blep

>>30500475
>>30500567
>>30500584
mobilefags are cancer

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strange bump

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>page 10

pg 10 sv rv

>>30507787
>imminent rape

>>30500567
Badum's cool and all, but his humans really need some work

>>30510601
He's all about the strange waifus, not humans.

>>30510634
Then he should draw less humans. You don't need a human to have a strange waifu.

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Jesus, this place is still alive?
This thread should be more dead then the waifus we all talk about.

>>30511572
What a blast from the past it is to see that name.

>>30482962
>Anthro yak
Why? Just why?

>>30512083
Yak is good.

>>30512083
She's not anthro, just standing on 2 legs to flip the table.

>>30512141
uh, what are those things on the end of her hooves? and that fluff around her chest?
it's anthro, and therefore trash

>>30512141
>Fingers are clearly visible
>Body shape in general screams anthro
>"She's not anthro"
Keep deluding yourself; it's almost entertaining at this point.

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Blank waifu?

>>30512868
I'd fuck it.

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Ikra with scrunchy nose hot off the press. Drawn by DiE's own Purple. Enjoy in my absence.

>>30513090
Cute!

>>30512891
But what would fucking it be like?
How about dating it?

>Jellyfish waifu
>Sadistic stinging bitch half the time
>Other half of the time, chill as hell, loves to drift on the surface of water, doesn't mind if you lay on top and drift with her

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>>30513600
Don't forget that she has literally 1000s of sisters, which she may or may not mind sharing you with.
And that she dreams of flooding all the oceans of Equestria with you and her children.

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>>30486374
Don't want a yeast infection

>camel waifu
>happy to carry all your shit
>'hump' puns for days
>'camel toe' jokes too
>may or may not be fantasy version of a muslim

>>30513600
>>30513693
why not have her be a mass of jellyfish, with their tendrils acting as musculature and interconnecting their distributed brainpower to get smart enough to talk to him?

>>30514933
Even a single one would be smart enough to talk. Equestria.

>>30512550
>whole thread is trash
FTFY

>>30516830
well, no one uses tags for content in any of the writethreads, and AiE would REEEEE at strangewaifu greens, so this is the situation we have to deal with.

i had sex my pony

bomp

shadow waifu when?

>>30482962
>anthro
Why is this image still up?
Enjoy your ban

>>30516852
>>>/trash/
You're welcome.

>>30517717
After sonic, tails, and, knuckles waifus.

>>30518469
Because it isn't anthro.
Go be a faggot somewhere else.

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Koopa Troopa waifu?

>>30518644
Go be a furry somewhere else.

>>30517717
that could be sexy

>>30503162
According to the artist she eats soap and soap making materials.

someone write something

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Bedtime bump. Don't let the thread die.

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>>30526045
I'll try my best bump

>>30527456
>"What are we gonna do in the crypt, Anon?"

>>30527536
"Decompose?"

>>30528303
If she hasn't rotted in 3000 years, she's not about to start while bouncing on your dick.
kek tho

>>30528303
One night as a man walked through a cemetery he came across Beethoven's grave.
To his great surprise he saw that upon the headstone sat the corpse of the maestro furiously tearing apart sheet music of his symphonies.
Aghast the man asked
>"What in God's name are you doing!?"
To which the reanimated corpse replied
>"well now that I'm dead I'mde-composing of course"

http://www.strawpoll.me/13447169

>>30529766
I kek'd.

>>30530263
>tfw no crocodile waifu

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>>30530509
This the closest to a crocodile waifu you can get.

>inb4 anthro trash.

>>30530950
She's a cutie. What's her name?

>>30530952
I call her Cammie.
She can only be found in the 'Dragons in Equestria' threads though.
That is all really.

>>30531820
I like my waifus long and cuddly.

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>Wet pink hole in the center
>Tentacles
>Will keep you safe from predators
>Being stationary, naturally lends itself to cozy/homey feels

>>30532591
>be on beach
>climbing rocks in tide pools
>see a bunch of those fuckers
>touch
>doesn't sting and feels squishy xd
>touch again with toe
>it doesn't let go
>OHGOFD
they're stronger than they look, bruh

>>30532611
Now imagine that around your cock, and also she loves you.

>>30532591
>>30532611
I wonder if anyone actually tried sticking their dick in one.

>>30533493
Probably.

>>30532729
>she loves you
That makes me actually want it.
Cause if you look at that picture in >>30532591, every part of her's all soft and slick, and you can just imagine her pumping that hole around your dick, stroking you with those tentacles, and sucking hard, trying to get that cum into her body.

>>30533493
Yes

>>30536098
Did you?

4chan logic...

Post insult of OP -----> ignored.

Post insult of OP, get trips -----> five (You)s and a warning.

>>30527456
Does she ever change wrappings

>>30537257
What are you on about?

>>30537340
They would get very dirty if she didn't.

>>30537342
It doesn't matter. I had forgotten about that post until I got warned for it three days after I posted it.

Everything I say is stupid anyhow, and you should ignore me.

Post greentext...

>>30527456
I made a thing.

"Hellooo?!"
>You've been at it for half an hour now, and nobody seems to hear your cries.
>Fan-fucking-tastic.
>That's what you get for thinking with your wallet and not your brain.
>Fall through some trap door, stuck and abandoned in a horse pyramid.
>Guess the ape strong-arm/bodyguard was pretty expendable.
>...now what?
>At least you had a flashlight to navigate with down here.
>The chamber you fell into was a little cramped than the upper levels, barely enough for you to stand upright.
>The usual canopy jars were here, and some strange hieroglyphs depicting... whatever.
>An exit is priority.
>Two doorways leading opposite directions were your only bet since the way in was too steep.
"Alright, let's see where you lead-"
>You stopped dead in your track when the globe of light landed on... on something standing in the doorway.
>It was shaped like a pony...
>But it was covered in ripped and torn strips of cloth...
>Two glowing red eyes stared straight at yours.
>...door two it is.
>You run like hell into the other door and frantically try navigating through the tight maze, spurred by the noises of that monster closing in.
>Finally the maze straightens out into a long corridor, and you use whatever energy left into a sprint...
>...only to be yanked forcibly back and pushed down on the ground.
>The mummy's looming above you, a bright red magical aura surrounds a wrapped horn holds you in its mercy.
"...please don't kill me."
>The mummy tilts its head and pushes you to a sitting position and calmly saunters over to your side.
>A red magical scarab, the size of a pitbull suddenly manifests and scuttles down the corridor in the direction you were heading.
>What is this-
>And like dominoes, a long section of the floor crumbles under the scarab.
>Another trap!
>A trap you almost ran into, hadn't it been for...
>...for...
>You look at the mummy at your side, who eyes you with an unreadable expression.

>>30538323
"...th-thank you?"
>Another head-tilt before releases you and heads back the way you came. It stopped halfway, giving you an expectant look.
>...what other option did you have other to follow her?

That's all i got, will keep going after some reading and assuming don't fall asleep early.

>>30538334
I am attention. Please continue.

>>30538334
I'm intrigued. Keep it comin.

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Where's her lewd art?

Goodbye, and fuck this gay earth.

>>30540174
Good riddance. Who cares? Don't come back.

>>30540174
Hurry up and fucking do it already you worthless waste of space.

>>30540174
Who are you and why should I care?

>>30539835
There will be none. If there was, she would beat the person to a pulp before they even post it.

>>30538334
You have my interest.

>>30540174
More yak princess when?

>>30540174
I know this guy's probably not actually Angry Wino, but why's everyone so mad?

His writing's pretty good.

>>30543623
I assume it's just some troll samefagging to try to annoy the real Angry Wino.

>>30543632
Or possibly just trying to get a rise out of people who like his stories, which I would guess is most of the thread regulars.

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Wasp pone just wanted to say hi. You didn't need to swat at her and run away.

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>>30543818
Looks like Anon's coming back with a can of Raid

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>>30543818
>>30544460

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>>30543818
>>30544460
JESUS FUCK IT'S ON ME