Princess Applejack

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First for Harem End!

Still the endgame baby!

>>30477889
... is it?

We haven't done major harem stuff in a while.

>>30477896
It's pretty much been solidified enough that we don't have to maintain it anymore, all we need to do is give it that extra push when we so desire.

>>30477896
Ehhhh, we did kinda push AJ Shining stories a lot and them less, but after Hellfire, 18s mini, Spitfires mini, 42's Mini AND CE Assault.... like how much more do we need to do?

>>30477905
This, the pieces are already there and the relationships are established, we just never pulled the trigger on anyone but 18.

>>30477917
>CE crew got all that
> AJ got one date and a breakup

The apple horse isn't made for love.

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I finally did it!

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>"Twilight's mind races!"
>"Cadance thought what she could do!"
>"Celestia knew there was no help, no help from you!"
>" Luna sounds the drums!"
>"Applejack feels a beating in her heart!"
>"Pennydrop brings the thundering guns!"
>"13 swears '[he] tore me apart'!"
>"Pinkie Pie has been.. thunderstruck!"

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>>30477966
Love does not blossom from being Spiked... just pain and regret...

>>30477966
She got 8 billion freaking sillies with Shiny.

She's fine.

>>30477905
>It's pretty much been solidified enough
You say that, but plenty before had been solidified and dismantled. As I see the unpredictability of this series, nothing is solidified until it actually passes.

>>30477998
No

I want good and excellent rarijack lesibanery

>>30477990
Fantastic stand in mate. Good job.

>>30478003
Fair point. Ce Harem lovers! If you don't want your work to meet a terrible fate, you must fight on! You can't just sit around and think it's okay and hope it'll work out. Keep writing and keep the love flowing!

>>30478019
I take what this anon said and pass it to everyone else with everything: just keep writing.

This is one of the most autistic generals.

>>30478006
Lets worry about "Rairjack Stories" first and then worry about them bumping g rated uglies.

OOCO
>AJ
“Celestia”
~~~

>Tia? Gotta question.

“Where do you keep finding these!? Do you just go down checklist after checklist like a find the difference picture book and run to me every time you spot a new one!?”

>Yes. It’s called wakin’ up, lookin’ around, and figurin’ out what’s goin’ wrong today.

“GAH!”

>Mah’ question is, does Cloudsdale park over whatever former pond or lake they used for their yearly water?

“What?”

>You know, when they suck up the water in the tornado for their own water, do they just park over it when they’re done?

“What? No! Why would they do that?”

>Then, wait, iffin’ they don’t do that, how does the pond or lake get refilled?

“Rain?”

>It would take years if not decades to come close to filling that up, and that’s assuming we park them over there when we control the weather. Also, it would be too small, it would grow stagnant and full of parasites.

“Then it just doesn’t, I guess? It’s just a pond.”

>But we do it every year.

“Yeah?”

>That don’t sound sustainable.

“Well, we haven’t run out yet!”

>What happens iffin’ you do?

“Appleoosa.”

>Wait what!?

“I mean I have a very detailed plan in place that will absolutely not require anyone to go thirsty or cause water wars. Plan. I have a plan.”

>How many ecosystems have you messed up?

“I prefer to think of it as migratory aide-“

>There’s gonna be water wars at this rate and it’s all your fault!

“But until then!”

BACKFLIP!

SPLASH!

>DANG IT CELESTIA!

“Enjoy it while it laaassssttts!”

>>30477998
I think she and Shining do have the most OOCO of everyone period at this point.

>>30478060
Fun fact, AJ is more right than she knows! With the water completely removed the soil won't be fit for water if it dries out and the minerals fuse together, that's why some ponds are eternally brown.

They're also dangerous to drink.

>>30477990
>Using surprise.

Clever, very clever. Props to you.

>>30477917
Spitfire got two minis.

>AJ
“Rarity”
‘Dash’
~~~

>Alright everyone, play it cool.

“This isn’t cool. None of this is cool.”

‘I’m here, everything I do is cool.’

>Just nod, don’t make any telling movements, and head straight towards Celly and the others.

“To give her a clear shot? I rather thing that’s unwise, darling.”

‘Maybe serpentine a little.’

>Nope, facin’ this head on.

‘Your funeral.’

“Our funeral, really.”

>…Dash, do me a favor, spot in case Celestia has Spike’s gun.

“Oh, she doesn’t, I made sure to confiscate that.”

>Phew. How’d you get it away from him?

“…”

‘…’

>What?

“I thought Chitania told you what happened in Hoofington?”

>She did. What about it?

‘Did she mention, ah Flash?’

>She actually seemed kinda sad he was gone, iffin’ you can believe it. Is that it?

“…”

‘…’

>What!?

“You know we probably should have discussed this at some point.”

‘We kinda fucked up yeah.’

>WHAT!?

>>30477990
Way to go above and beyond, thumbs up.

>>30478300
Oh fuck

Nobody told her Spike got stabbed.. did they?

>>30478454
>APPLEJACK! I GAVE YOU YOUR WINGS AND I CAN TAKE THEM BACK IF YOU DON'T COME HERE RIGHT NOW!

"NO FUCK YOU AH' NEED T' SEE SPIKE"

>>30478482
Considering what she knows, she might actually use that as an excuse not so see him...

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>>30477990
I approve. You did an awesome job! I'm glad you finally made it!

Well, I guess my break is over. The pink fun resumes.

>>30478517
Your back? Yes!

>>30478506
>Ohhhh, he got stabbed? Well, spose he needs his rest, best never go see him again!

"Applejack what."

>HE SHOT SUNNY

>>30478517
Did all I could, off-color me!

Next stop: Partyland! Yes? Yes.

>>30477998

I write for love!
OOCO
>SA
“Applejack”
~~~

>…you think I would’ve been a good farmer?

“Good work ethic, decent size to ya’, ability to learn, nice area of focus… yeah think ya’ could’a pulled it off alright iffin’ you had someone to teach you how to do it. Now? Probably not without some struggles, you’d have to learn everythin’ from planting a seed to how to keep the crops safe in a frost. Would take some learnin’.”

>Fair enough, that’s better than what I thought it would be.

“What’s that?”

>That you’d call me a no good Cantie with a horn and I don’t deserve to be within a hundred yards of any plants.

“Ah’d consider that dependin’ on how you acted when Ah’ showed you a worm.”

>I owned an ant farm, they needed fed.

“Then ya’ll would be alright.”

>Neat.

“…now, CADENCE on the other hoof-“

>Don’t have to say a word.

“She’d be a nice housewife.”

>…

“Look after the family?”

>…

“…Bring in some bits on the side?”

>Clarify.

“Dancin’, it’s pretty much all Ah’ can figure.”

>…

“Maybe stick to bein’ a prince.”

>>30478625
>Partyland

*Sounds of explosions*

Uuuuh...

*The whistle of a flying pie*

...nnn...

*Sound of a car skidding on ice*

..oooo....

*Crashing sound of twisted metal*

...nnnnn....

*The foot steps of Liam Neeson*

....noooooo...

*The slowly fading sound of S-Anon screaming in terror.*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not again, I'm not ready, anything but that!

>>30478703
Woah there /pa/l-o-mine, don't worry! Nothing like that's going to happen again! I mean... what are the chances that Partyland 2.0 will drag butt and cause casualties like the first one. We'll be done with it by the end of the month and I doubt any one will be Taken 4™! ...hopefully.

>>30478697
What he needs is a good strong farmer wife to show him the ropes in planting seed.

>>30478767
Just keep the cast to a minimum and you'll be golden, only reason PL spiraled out of control was our overly bloated numbers and storylines

>BB
“Arana”
~~~

>Just stick with me, Arana, everything will be fine.

“How’d you figure out everyone was all freaky anyway?”

>Freaky? Whatever do you mean?

“You grabbed your gun.”

>It needs cleaning.

“You’re loading it.”

>They’re cleaning rounds.

“You’re checking the sight.”

>To spot dust coming a mile away.

“Your pants are on fire.”

>I’m not wearing pants.

“Shoot, I was too late!”

>…I suppose I could have done better hiding this from you.

“Probably! Like, I had to work to find the thing under your bed-“

>Why were you under my bed!?

“You told me to hide wherever when we played hide and seek.”

>I didn’t mean there!

“…”

>…how much did you see?

“The cover.”

>Too much! You’ve seen too much!

>>30478019
Very wel!
>Cadence
“Spitfire”
~~~~

>It hurts.

“…how… how did you do that without moving your lips?”

>Spitfire, I need to be straight with you, this hurts.

“Y-yeah?”

>This is so very painful.

“I… I mean you are pretty big-“

>I hurt in my soul.

“Is that a thing? Is that normal? I don’t know if that’s normal.”

>I feel like I’m ready to explode and it just. Keeps. Growing.

“That’s a baby, alright. Or an alien. Or a virus. You know babies sound fucking horrible when you put them normally.”

>If I had one wish I would make a time machine and give Shining a vasectomy.

“I really don’t think he’d consent to that. I’m not implying that would stop you, just saying.”

>If I had one choice, it would be to let any one of the changelings take it instead.

“…the baby, or Shining’s d-“

>I WISH FOR THIS TO BE JUST OVER NOW!

“…”

>…you’re not a genie.

“I fly a lot.”

>IT HURTS.

“I’m so glad you all gave me a job.”

>>30478810
Also has to keep him in shape. Lot of leg work, you know. And an appreciation for family.

A big, constant family.

>>30479053
Confirmed, next three kids are someone else's.

>Changeling
“Changelings”
~~~

>ALRIGHT EVERYONE! We’re on lockdown!

“Oh shit, did the weasels escape again!?”

“Damn you, Forty! Damn you to the bad parts of the Hivemind, with the eternal draft!”

“GASP!”

“Okay that was a little far.”

>Actually, they haven’t said what it is we’re on lockdown for.

“Oh… okay, well, I guess we’re going to have to make the best of it. Nobody fart.”

“What?”

“I said don’t, don’t you give me that look, you fucking know what I mean when I say don’t fart.”

“Who was planning on it?”

“Hrm, that’s pretty deflective, Fifteen!”

“What!?”

“What’s he deflecting for?”

“You know what you’re planning, don’t you dare do it!”

“I won’t!”

“Good. Watch him, don’t let him slip one in when we’re not looking.”

“You couldn’t see it anyway!”

“AH HA!”

“That’s not what I meant!”

“I swear on the giant glowing egg of my birth if you dare fart right now I will bring down a fury upon you like no other has ever seen-eh, it’s fine.”

“””””””””””……what….””””””””””

“I said it’s fine, let’s not be too hard on the guy.”

>What the fuck was… hey, is my wallet gone?

“What the fuck!? Where’d mine go!?”

“How did that happen!?”

“HE FARTED!”

>>30479281
>Three
>Implying he doesn't want his own hoofball league

>>30479480
>hoofball league
>Not HSHW Larping fellowship.

>>30478300
>Spike
“SA”
~~

>I sense a disturbance in the force.

“Ah shit was I thinking about… oh! Not me.”

>…

“…it wasn’t I said.”

>…

“…was not.”

>…

“I… you heard me right?”

>This is never going to be anything but awkward ever again.

>>30479593
Shiny the fuck

>>30479563
>Why do I have to be misses pink?

"You're pink, Star Bright. Deal with it and get next to your sister Star Knight."

>Feel like you gave her the cooler name.

>It just fit better.

'Mondo radical'

~Who's throwing lightning bolts already!?~

>Family time.

>Pinkie
“???”
~~~

>Okay, this is no time to panic! Not at all! Sure, Two just vanished into the cit and I have no way of finding her and the whole thing just went on high alert and there’s a big monster glowy thing eating ponies beneath a city but all of that is no reason to jump to the conclusion that this is a time to panic, right!?

“…”

>…RIGHT!?

“…It’s so nice you came to visit us again, deary.”

>MRS CAKE THIS ISN’T THE TIME TO PANIC!

“I would have baked if I’d known.”

>AHHHH!

>Chrysalis
~~~~

>Little bug, little bug, where are you…

For a city on high alert, she would think that spotting the changeling Queen slinking through every shadow in the city with careful ease would set up a red flag or two.

>Little bug little bug, where are you…

Not that they would ever find her.

For as much as they’d progressed, as good as they had become, they were nothing to her. At her peak, none could find her, at her best, none could touch her, or so she told herself.

Not a single eye cut in her direction no matter how close she came to every tense guard, not a single one of them shifted their ears towards a sound no matter how briefly she brushed over the edge of their hearing. None of them had seen her go.

>Little bug little bug, you know it’s true…

Just as her prey would never see her coming.

>Little big little bug…

The moment she found the wayward changeling.

>…this day you will rue.

It would be over.

>>30479989
TWO MINUTES CHRYSALIS

GO TWO MINUTES WITHOUT LOOKING CREEPY

>>30479989
MEANWHILE!

"HE'S EATING MY SKULL AHHHHHHHHHH!"

>>30479989
Elsewhere, 42's eye starts twitching. She doesn't know why.

>>30480031
>Everyone thanks she looks evil.
>Mommalys is actually coming around to break up the kids fighting

>>30480058
>I WILL TURN THIS WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY AROUND!

>>30479733
I think we have established that he is really bad at this.

>>30479989
"AJ"
'Rarity'

'Applejack, you've stopped, again, what is it THIS time'

"...Some one get me a water spray bottle..."

>>30480544
One thousand years from now, when all strife has finally met it's end, when the golden age reaches it's peak, when all fights are done and they are want for nothing in this universe, there will be a squirt bottle on a pedestal, and those who bow around it in reverence for all that it brought.

>>30480058
I would straight up die if she scolded them like a angry mother

>>30478576
>HE SHOT SUNNY

He didn't tho

>>30481091
Actually, he did in fact shoot at her, Chitty blocked it though with her hoof which now has an extra hole going through it... and by proxy... he did in fact shoot an assload of missiles at her.

>>30481240

>You are hear by guilty of murder!

"I didn't actually hit her thou-"

>UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ONE HUNDRED YEARS DUNGEON! NO BRAKES! NO CAKES! PREPARE THE DONG CHAIR!

"...t-the what now?"

>>30481337
>"I didn't actually hit her thou-"
" I did not hit her! I did not! You are tearing me apart Twilight!

Happy Dawn Everyone!

>>30482105
That's new, Good Mornin to ya

>>30480654
I don't think she ever actually even used it.

>>30482105
The dawn of a new age is finally here?

>Guard
“Guard 2”
~~~

>THE PRINCESS IS BACK!

“WOOOOOO!”

>…

“…that’s it?”

>That’s it.

“Dude, the.. the fuck.”

>I was just happy to say it, you know?

“It’s just, you bought a banner.”

>It’s reusable! It doesn’t say which princess!

“…”

>…I try to fill the void with things…

>Spitfire
“18”
~~~~

>Have you seen Forty Two?

“Have you seen Two?”

>…The second half of her?

“The changeling.”

>That’s what she is.

“No, the child.”

>She is not a child, whooo buddy. You seen those muscles?

“I have. They’re atrophied and worrying.”

>I meant, you know, when she was still biggun.

“…”

>I thought it was cool looking.

“…”

>…I haven’t seen Two.

“I haven’t seen Forty Two.”

>Ah.

“Hrm.”

>…Probably together?

“Probably.”

>…

“…do you think I’m-“

>You have amazing hair.

“Awwww… wait.”

>>30484279
Subtle, I love it!

>Celestia
"Luna"
'Twilight'
~AUJ~
~~~~

>...so you just kind of trailed off there.

~Yer' gonna be mad.~

>I got that, I clearly got that, but then you just went into absolute silence like I'm supposed to make sense of that. I don't! I don't know what you mean!

~Yes you do.~

'We understand our sisters words, what does thine vague words mean?"

~That you won't like it and will be irritated. How is this confusing?~

'It just looks really creepy when you start like that and then just stop. The world doesn't just... cut away when you say that, we're right here.'

~Well then you say something.~

>No no no, you are clearly the one who is at the head of this conversation.

~Ah' said she needed to tell you, not me.~

"But then you did something really ominous!"

~Honest! It was honest!~

'Chrysalis honest, maybe.'

~You take that back right this second or Ah' will beat you.~

'I won't.'

~...Ah' didn't say when, still honest.~

>What is wrong with you?

~Ah' think Ah' needed more air after flying through the ground or something.~

>>30484551
>Chrysalis honest, maybe.'

Please let that become a real term. A new word meaning you're being honest but are super creepy about it.

Honlyst or something.

>>30484551
... this is like the first time I've ever seen a response to the cliffhangers.

OOCO
>SA
"18"
'42'
~Cadence~
~~

>Alright girls, reach the floor!

"Why did we agree to this!?"

'He phrased it like a fight. I have weaknesses.'

~Are you sure this is what the book says?~

>Yep!

"We're just doing a lot of really odd bending there."

>That's the point, you're stretching to prepare for the baby-

~I'm suddenly not okay with this.~

>-you're stretching to keep your muscle tendons from permanently shrinking-

'Has this been verified by a trusted medical official? I need to do some review work on this one.'

>-and you're Eighteen!

"He's... look he's not wrong, but-"

>Now curl around and touch your hooves!

"Huh. You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say this position was perfect for-"

>Don't.

"I'm not trying to be like that, you just would be the perfect angle for-"

>Don't!

"...I mean right up in there-"

'GUHHH!'

Thunk!

>Why do you hurt her.

"...It's sex."

>Why!?

"She's down already, problem solved."

~Can I stop being reminded of the horror you've done to my body already!?~

>The tapes made this look way more fun.

>>30484740
>SA
"Chrysalis"
'Celestia'
~~~

>Okay yeah this is going way better.

"Stretch you wimpy little bitch stallion, stretch!"

'We've got to add a little shake in there too.'

"Oh yeah, stretch and shake! Shake and bake!"

'Ohhhh don't say bake, this workout is making me hungry for some cake.'

"Only cake I'm interesting in is some Stallion Creme Cake, HAH!"

'...How would that actually taste?'

"Not as good as you would think, honestly."

'I'm not thinking very good already.'

"The equine body is a nightmare."

'Truth! But my oh my does it sometimes make it all worthwhile.'

"Truth! HAH! Shiny! Keep your ass moving, we're not letting you catch up!"

'Touch your hooves and sttrreeeettcchhhh!'

>...I think.

>>30484825
Bringing sexy back, YEAH

>>30480654
>She could've just stopped Chitty with this the whole time.

>>30484912
>MWAAHHHAHAHH! NOW! I SHALL DESTROY CANTERLOT IN REVENGE FOR THOSE WHO HAVE FACED ME! PREPARE TO FEEL THE FULL WEIGHT AND POWER, OF QUEEN CHITANIA-

Tss

>Ow! The fuck!?

Tss tss

"Bad changeling.'

>That's going right in my damn eye!

Tss tss.

>OW! Fucking stop it! That stings!

Tsh

>Don't switch to a mist, it's getting everywhere! Oh great, now my hair is sticking to my eyes! Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to control this giant fucking fuzzball on my head!?

Tss!

>Don't go back to the stream you asshole!

"Bad changeling, no."

>Don't tell me what to do-

Tss tss

>FUCK YO-

Tss

>GLK! It got in my mouth! Uggggghh, what was in this!? Was this water!? This better not have been toilet water or something! I will so-

Tss

"Glk! It hit my... dangly thing! You know what I mean! That thing! You hit it you little-

Tss.

>FUCK YOU!

"Bad changeling, no."

>>30484926
Yes.

All yes

>AJ
"Rarity"
'Dash'
~???~
~~~~

>What!?

"That's pretty much what we said in our entirety."

The abridged version of the various wounds and injuries present on the 'strike team' who sought and succeeded to defeat the wayward unicorn and changeling Queen left much to be desired, but the alicorn had gleamed enough to twist her face into utter horror of realization.

>How in tarnation did he get stabbed!?

'Flash. We said this, Flash. I think. It was Flash, right?'

"That's what he said, I believe."

>How's he not dead!?

"I'm sure you meant that more kindly than it came out."

>Tarnation..

The orange hoof slipped beneath her hat and ruffled her blonde mane, scratching so hard she felt the skin of her scalp begin to tear from the friction alone.

>Ah' knew it was bad-

'I want to point out it could be worse, all the others are, you know...'

Not a word reached the mare, she had lost herself in her realizations of what this meant. How tellingly close the end had come for the dragon, how very real the threat was considering the fates of the others who had fought on that day.

How much and how little she felt it deserved, now that she knew what he had done in her former student's weakest moment.

>Ah'... Ah' should-

"If you want to see him, darling, he should be-"

>No.

The trio paused mid step, taken aback by the oddly high pitch of the mare's words.

>Ah'... Ah' mean we need to focus on somethin' more important now, right? Right. This... we can talk about Spike later, we got more important things to go see, we can't just-ya' know? We can't just put it on hold, Ah'm sure he's fine. He's got the best care and-and there just ain't time right now. Right?

The other two remained still, and so tellingly silent. They shared a look, one with starkly different emotions plain on their faces, each one thinking something very different than what was on the other's mind.

However different, they both still found disappointment.

1/3

>>30485179

>Right, we just need to move on... to Twilight and the others, Ah' mean. We need to move on to them, we can loop back around when there's more time.

"Darling, are you sure that-"

>Course Ah'm sure. He's fine, We've got doctors, right? They ain't gonna let him, you know, get any worse, right? Right, course they wouldn't, they're servin' the highest princess in the land right now, he's gonna get the best care any bit could ever buy. He's fine, all of them are fine, right? They weren't in critical condition or nothin', right?

'...No, I mean, none of them were dying-'

>Then they're fine, we need to worry about more important things right now, like findin' that little nutjob of a clone of me and figure out what she said and revealed yet, iffin' we're not careful we could let loose all kinds of panic, we could be lookin' at a whole different level of terrified. We can't worry about them now, we need to go see Twilight and get together, just like old times, be the Elements and-

~Princess! There you are! The others have requested your-oof!~

The guard who had so dutifully charged into them found himself suddenly clenched by an unsteady hoof, one that pulled him into a tight hold.

>See that! See? They needed us right now, we gotta answer so they know we're okay. The princesses need us, right?

~R-...right, they're-~

>They're with Twilight, right?

~Yes ma'am, they're-~

>Good!

The guard's sudden release ended with him chin down on the floor, sliding just a bit as the mare's sudden burst of frantic speed as she took off shared some unwanted momentum with him. Before he could even stop rolling his eyes, the apple loving princess was already racing down the hall at a breakneck top speed, barely heard before she vanished around the corner.

>Iffin' ya' wanna see him fine Ah'll meet you in the medical wing later but right now we gotta do somethin' more important come on hurry up Twilight's lab is waitin' Ah'll see you all there-

2/3

>>30485186

She said more, yet not a word of it could be made out. It had grown too quiet and moved away too fast.

~Uh... Th-... the princesses are actually over in the east wing, highness.~

"Is that right?"

~Yes highness... did she say she was heading for Princess Twilight's laboratory?~

'I heard something like that in there.'

~But... isn't that where-~

"We'll let her find that one out for herself, shall we?"

The guard knew very little of this situation, who was involved or what any alert thus far had meant, let alone what information one of his newest princesses needed to share with the others. As far as stature went, he knew very little.

~Uh...~

But when both the former Elements of Harmony gained a certain look on their faces and casually turned towards the east wing without a care, he did know one thing.

"Come along, Dash, we'll let Applejack figure out how to handle that situation."

Regardless of their place in the world, the Elements of Harmony were utterly terrifying when they wanted to be.

'This is going to be fun.'

>>30485194
FINALLY

>>30485194

>AJ
"Life Support Machine"

>ALRIGHT GALS, AH'M HERE-wow it is dusty in here, Twilight?

"Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep."

>...What in the...

"Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep."

>Ohhhhfffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck me.... You too DT?

"Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep."

>>30485194
AJ
VS
SPIKE
BEGIN

>>30485271
Oh shit, Dash and Rare don't know that one, do they? She was still wearing her mostly gold armor when they left.

Shit.

>>30485271
YEaahhhhhhhh, think she's gonna have a chat or two with old fillyboom when she gets conscious.

>>30485194
>All that 'Spike isn't actually important' slips

Oh fuck this is going to hurt

>>30485271
That's the price you pay, Diamond Tiara. Step to the big dogs, you gonna get bit.

>>30485461
She fucked them up when she got her Armor on tho.

I mean she was hardcore raping them till Fizzle roided out.

>>30485475
Her fault then for not just wearing the thing.

>>30485513
She couldn't, it had a limited power supply and only lasted so long, by the end of the fight with Flash and Fizzle she literally could barely move. Remember, she was convinced this thing could kil CHITANIA, she couldn't use it up before it was absolutely necessary.

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>>30485562
>she was convinced this thing could kil CHITANIA
You could say her trump card kinda... fizzled out.

>>30485611
YYYEEAAAAHHHHHH

OOCO
>SA
"Celestia"
~~~~

>You know if you keep putting your flanks in my face, I'm just going to play bongos and not feel bad at all.

"Bongos are hollow, Shining."

>Touchè. What are you looking for under my desk?

"I dropped my pen."

>Ahhhh, that old line. Old Gaffy used to use that all the time back in the day... got him a lot of kicks in very unfortunate places.

"And I'm sure you never joined in."

>I admit to a level of patheticness that would bring shame to my house.

"Well so long as you're up front about it."

>So why is this legendary pen of such importance to you?

"It's the one you gave me for my sixteenth half anniversary."

>Seriously? You made that up for extra cake.

"And you got me a gift all the same."

>It was four bits at the store!

"You could have gone for the one bit one, but you did above and beyond."

>Oh, fine.

"...Do you still have the-"

>Yes.

"How does a plate last that long?"

>Have to treat it right.

"..."

>...Happy one half and a half half anniversary, Celly.

"It's been wonderful, Bubblehorse."

>>30485635
Dawwwww!

>>30484825
>SA
"Spitfire"
'AJ'
~~~~

>This was a mistake.

"MOVE YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!"

'Seriously? Ya'll invite us and then ya' slow down? Stretch or them apple buckin' legs are gonna be apple crumble legs, and not the tasty kind!'

"Make the legs tasty, Shiny!"

'Tight and crispy, like a good batch should!'

"Lift!"

'Streeettcchhh it back, ya' need ta' hit the good spots!'

"Bend Shiny Bend!"

>This was a mistake!

"'BEND!"'

>>30485611
"My sides!"

-DT

>>30486152
It hurts.

- Also DT

>>30486216
"Oh shit here come the PTSD Nightmares again"

-DT Right now

OOCO
>SA
"18"
~~

>Buggaboo! I have need of you!

"...buggaboo?"

>I needed to rhyme, and it's hard. Zebras make this look so easy.

"Shiny, it's racist to assume they all do that! It's just the one Zebra... I think?"

>...

"Okay maybe we're both a little bit racist."

>It's truuueee.

"But at least I'm not saying bugabooooo."

>If we all could just admit, we are speciest, a little bit!

"Maybe we wouldn't need Elements of Harmonyyyyyy!'

>"YEAH!"

>...How-

"Magic happens sometimes."

>True!

"...Since we're admitting that we're just a liiittle bit..."

FWOOSH!

"Ever thought of catching a little jungle fever?"

>...do they live in jungles?

"..."

>...

"...I... ugh..."

>>30486447
>"...I... ugh..."

I can feel her resentment building here.

>>30485727
BEST
PAIR

>>30486447
"Colonize me already!"

>You know I know this is a fantasy, but this is seriously making me want to go into a desert and do things.

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>>30486375
She doesn't actually seem to be suffering those.

She got off easy.

>>30487486
Mmmmmmmmmmostly cos I'm on holiday and haven't the time to focus on writing them

>>30485271
>wow it is dusty in here,
>Dusty
>In an operating/recovery room

the fuck Twi

>>30487486
DT doesn't seem to be the nightmare type.

>>30487509
Yeeeeah, don't do that. I'm done with the suffering.

>>30488047
Let's see if /pa/ is the same. Or to put it shortly, good night.

>>30488437
nighty night

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Fluttershy]
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your hosts the Pink Pony Club! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and the show must go on!

"I'm the pretty one <3"

'I'm the grumpy one.'

>And I'm the crazy one!

>"'Now for our main segment...PINKIE'S DREAMHOUSE!!!'"

>...why do we still have Fluttershy's couch?

"Don't you remember?"

~flashback~
[Like oh my gosh! You girls have a couch just like mine!]

"Grrrl, that's because it is yours."

[Hahahaha, like oh my gosh, I can't let you have my couch. You're going to have to get your own.]

>But Flutterbutt, you're the nice one, with nice things. Couldn't you lend us couch for a little bit? You know what I'm sayin'?

[Like oh my gosh, I can't say no to you, PPo.]

>Hahaha yo why are you holding my hooves so hard, Flutterbutt?

[It's because I like you sooooo much, PPo.]

'Wow, yous is really nice and kind.'

[You know it, D-Titty. Have a hat.]
She puts a little cap with a propeller on top of DT's head.

'Grrrl, you always seem ta know exactly what I want!'

[You betcha. Achoo!]
Fluttershy's wings fall off and her horn shoots into the couch.
[Awww my couch.]

~End Flashback~

>...I feel like that didn't happen at all.

'...I could have sworn it was a lot more violent.'

[Then why are you wearing the cap?]
DT checks her head and instead of wearing a Tiara she's wearing a propeller hat.

'But...why would I want a propeller hat?'

"I dunno."

>But your horn and wings were shot off!

"No it wasn't. That was Fluttershy!"

>...well at least Fluttershy was nice about the couch.
Pinkie lays on the couch and it spontaneously combusts into flames.
>...

'We can't seem to have nice things on this show.'

>>30489844
He's back babies

>>30489844
Missed you buddy.

>>30489844
>[Then why are you wearing the cap?]
>DT checks her head and instead of wearing a Tiara she's wearing a propeller hat.

So Flutters agrees?

>Fuzzy
“Buzz’
~~~~

>Annnnnddd COMING AT YOU LIVE, IT’S FUZZY AND THE BUZZ!

~Fuzzy and the Buzz in the morning, 97.1!~
~The beautiful ones!~

“Top story coming at you! Princess Applejack, the one from another world, recently zoomed in back from wherever she went and is now in a secret meeting with the princesses! Following right on her tail seems to be our very own princess!”

>Both of them had heard that Buzz had fled the city and immediately put all the guards they could find between him and them.

“OHHHHHHHH!”

~Can we get a tank? I want tanks.~

>While everything seems alright and as earlier stated this was just a case of the other princess going on a joyride, there is some murmurs going around that this might be something bigger than expected.

“Something absolutely no mare has ever said about Fuzzy.”

>OHHHHHH!

~It’s the angle! Divide by the angle!~

“We wish we had more to give, but for the moment we’re just reporting our Apple Loving Princess is back baby and she’s completely fine!”

>She’s alive and away from Buzz, that fits the legal definition of ‘fine’.

“OHHHHH!”

~Another step in either direction and you need some kind of medication.~

>If anything new develops we’ll tell you.

“We’ll be on you like mares and every other surface imaginable except Buzz.”

>OHHHHHH!

~Lava? That’s fine.~

“In the meantime, sit back and rock out with Funs and Roses new song, Nice Colts!”

>Buzz, just so you know, that’s what someone calls you when they like you. I know you’ve never heard it before.

“OHHHHHHHHH!”

~Good colt? Bad Colt? Nobody will hang out anyway.~

>HIT IT!

>>30490673
They return!

>>30490850
Today is a day for returns!

>>30490530
Either way, the couch is destroyed.

>Guard
“Guard 2”
~~~~

>Ahhhhahah, she ran off towards Spike.

“I get it!”

>It’s gotten, we’re getting it.

“We’re cool.”

>…

“…”

>…I wish we could drink on the job.

“Put in for it like three times, nothing.”

OOCO
>SA
“Cadence”
‘AJ’
~~~~

>…

“Are you imagining what it would look like if we kissed?”

>WHAT!?

‘WHAT!?’

“He had the stallion look on his face.”

>NO! I was wondering what to make for dinner.

“Should have said hoofball, classic excuse.”

>What!?

‘Ah’m not comfortable with this.’

“He did it.”

>I DID NO SUCH THING!

‘Shiny why!? Ah’m not gonna kiss yer’ wife! She’s yer’ wife, you kiss her! Or are ya’ scared?’

>How did you make that leap of logic!?

‘Ah’m not gonna kiss yer’ wife!’

>I didn’t ask you to!

“Yeah, she should kiss you if anyone, I don’t even think she’s into mares.”

>WHAT!?

“I’m just saying if.”

‘Ah’m not kissin’ him either!’

“Ooooh, that’s gotta sting to the old pride.”

>WHY!?

‘Ah’m leavin’.’

“Now look what you did, Shiny.”

>How!? How did I do any of this!? AJ WAIT!

SLAM!

“…Finally. I’ve been holding this in for hours.”

>>30491373
Caddy
Perfect stealth farter

OOCO
>Chrysalis
“AJ”
~~~

>LlllleeeeeeeTTTTSS GET READY TO SLAMMMAAAA!

SLAM!

BLAM!

>HOLY SHIT!

“Don’t slam mah’ damn door!”

>What the fuck, Applejack!?

“Don’t! Slam! Mah’! Damn! Door!”

>Was that a gun!?

“Don’t’!”

>You fired a fucking gun at me!?

“Don’t! You! Dare!”

>I’m leaving, I’m leaving!

“CLOSE IT SLOW!”

Click!

“…heh, silly girl, couple of blanks and she just falls right in. Ain’t she a-wait a dang minute, is that a bullet hole!? These ain’t blanks!?... Uh oh. GRANNY! GRANNY DON’T START THE RACE! GRANNYYYYYY!”

>>30488127
Done? Please, when 7 tears up Chitty, she's going to reach new levels of suffering!

...wherever the fuck she is!

>>30491844
NC
>Chitania
“???”
~~~

>Hey, buddy? Where the fuck am I? I tried going left a bunch of times and I think I went in a nega-circle… don’t ask me how that works.

“DIRECTIONS NOT PERFECT! YAK SMASH!”

THUNK!

>…

“…Uh…”

>…I’m gonna like this place.

>>30491958
They'd be dead

That's not a joke, she does not have that level of nerves.

>>30491844
I'm assuming you meant 13.

And holy shit yes.

>>30491712
"On the positive side, Ah' stopped you... on the negative side, Ah'm currently bein' sued for assault."

'That's what you get fer' bein' rough!'

"It's you, Granny! IT'S YOU SUIN' ME!"

'Ah' need the bits.'

>>30491642
I like how more confident she's becoming, she's really turning into her own from what she was

>>30492418
Flurry's influence is making her more into sexjokes.

Which bodes... interesting things for said babies future.

>>30492672
FLURRY HEART! ALICORN OF LUST!

KILLER OF SHINING ARMOR'S BLOOD PRESSURE!

>>30492945
"Flurry? What are you doing rummaging through Mommy's draw- Faust above! Did Chrysalis plant that here? Flurry, baby, let Daddy have tha- NO! DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!"

>>30492990
All I can imagine is her slowly raising it up while staring him dead in the eye.

>29
"Sombra"
~???~
~~~~

>Happy?

Twenty Nine's tenuous grasp on Sombra while he was gripping hard to his chest did little to keep the stallion standing. As skeletal and empty as he was body and soul it was near impossible to even feel it when weak hooves tried to hit him away with all the strength they could muster.

>You... think this will make them happy?

The changeling drifted away from the still muttering voice beneath him and focused instead on his surroundings that now had far more glittering ethereal ponies than it had before.

>...Why?

"It's the only way..."

The weak hooves continued to hit the broad black chest, doing nothing in the meanwhile.

"It was the only way for them to find peace."

There were dozens of faces around him now, all of them looking straight at the shrunken former king with the same hateful, spite filled glare.

>Peace...

None of them content when Sombra nearly fell and had to laboriously rise back up.

>...there is no peace here.

~Leave.~

The changeling couldn't find which one had spoken in the crowd or if they'd all somehow joined in the same harmonious voice that was shared by all.

~He will never escape.~

They converged on the pair, shrinking their circle with every synchronized step.

~We will never let him find a moment of relief.~

The former King bowed his head in quiet acceptance.

~He will never leave this place.~

>...and what of you all?

No answer came and they never stopped walking towards him.

>Did mine words not reach thine ears? I said...

Not until he raised his glowing hoof.

>What of you all?

~YOU FOOL!~

Though they faltered in their steps when they saw his light, none of them stopped. Instead the circle closed faster as they all took off into a sprint.

>Verily, I am a fool most shameful, I've little argument to that now. But...

Just before they closed the final step and the countless limbs reaching for him could touch, he smiled.

>I'm a fool with a wonderful teacher.

1/5

>>30493085

Just before the first of many batterings could touch him, he was gone. The crystal ponies cried out in shock but could not turn before they reached a sudden and painful stop.

>This world...

Up above the angry, growling faces, Twenty Nine stood on a pillar of solid crystal with Sombra still at his side.

>To mine eyes that doth finally see, I understand this world...

Those below him tried to rise again, only to be denied when the floor from beneath them deepened and trapped them in a pit of his own creation.

>Verily, I should have seen behind the veil of illusion the moment mine freedom came at the hoof of one wiser than me. To think, I thought this once a paradise...

They screamed with an unholy fury and merged together as they had before. Dozens of bodies coming together and intertwining into a shape so abhorrent it looked like a creature crawled up from the darkest pits beneath Canterlot. Twisted limbs of bodies that jutted out in every direction clawed upwards towards him without form and without grace as they reached for the pair atop the pillar.

>Now I see, tis but a dream.

The roar intensified when the pillar suddenly shot forwards, flying across the faux city with the beast of ponies still plastered to it's front.

"NO!"

Though the stallion clawed and scraped, he could not stop the changeling before it was too late.

"STOP!"

He could not stop the flight before it ended on the side of what seemed to be the crystal castle.

"NOOOOOO!"

With smoke and fury melded together the form of the skeletal pony was cast aside once more, rising up above the changeling in the dark cloud he had come to be known as by friend and foe.

"GRAAAGGHGHHH!"

Once more he tried to chomp down on the changeling atop the pillar.

>Enough.

Once more he was stopped and the smoke ripped away, leaving nothing but a crumpled heap at the changeling's hooves.

"I'll kill you... I'll kill you..."

2/5

>>30493099

>And it will do thee no more good than it will them.

With a nod, Twenty Nine gestured to the 'crushed' ponies rising from the walls of the shattered rubble of the castleside, completely unharmed.

>Thou have done nothing but create a dream, fraught not with wonder but with horror. This this all that can be conjured? A suffering walk for a stallion long since unable or willing to fight back?

~HE DESERVES IT!~

The claw composed of a dozen ponies rose from the mob, smashing the center of the pillar and casting the middle chunk of it off into the distance.

>Perhaps, however...

Those beneath stared when they realized the changeling's stand had not moved at all and he remained floating.

>Do you? Mine question remains unanswered, mine inquiry left to rot. I wish to know from thine own lips, be they whatever form thou shalt choose, is this truly what thou deserves?

Beneath him, with one look across many many faces, they glared.

~...You think your tricks will save him.~

With one look, they glowed with a brilliant light.

~This is our world.~

They did not need to become the formless mob they'd been before, each one of the crystal ponies now could grow of their own accord and take on the form of the beings of light that had haunted the pair in the land of the living. Their shapeless waving bodies circled his floating isle with a casual ease and never once looked away.

>Aye, that it is... and what a terrible world thou have forged. Tis but a dream... or a rather, tis but a nightmare, with nothing to give save hatred. There is no happiness here... there is no peace.

~What do you know of peace!?~

Their voice alone was enough to push him back and nearly break the footing beneath him. Even his surrounding glow was wavering and not a single one had touched him yet.

~What do you know of slavery, or chains, of hatred? What do you know?~

He hadn't backed down yet.

3/5

>>30493109

>In truth, mine own life as a toy to be discarded gives little insight, mine chains were of mind more than body and never bit mine flesh, and mine hatred for some has never reached such heights that burns with thee. We could debate until the sun set on eternity in our shared experiences and the differences besides, yet that is not a field I will claim to be wise in. Nay to that, I know very little of such... but I know much of lost souls.

Or let them move closer to the broken stallion beneath him.

>I know of a need to search, a hunger that never seems to be filled, a desire that cannot be sated. I know of a folly sought out to sooth a burn that will not heal and an attempt to put back together that which has forever fallen apart. I know of anger, and I know of hate. These are things I know. I know them, and I know peace, freedom, happiness and that so much more exists beyond those veils, so much more that cannot be seen by those who are shrouded and covered and held down. I know that there is more to this world and the one beyond, and I've decided I shall seek them and save them. All of them.

The light drew in again and through their luminous and blinding form he could finally see the look of pure and utter scorn on each and every one of them.

~You would still give your life in this place for him?~

He never looked away, not even when they came so close he felt as if he was once again floating in a white void.

>Search mine words once more, seek carefully, and ask thineself... when did his name cross mine lips?

For a second their expression dropped in confusion. In the next, the anger was there a thousand times brighter.

~We shall burn you before you take him away. We offered you peace, we offered you comfort, we offered you a life without pain. We did this from the belief that you knew of what he was, and duty would not let you flee. Now we know... you're just as twisted as that monster.~

They rose.

4/5

>>30493119

~We will not let him escape, even if we must keep you with him for all of time. If you cannot release him to his eternal punishment... we will not release you either. You will be chained with him for all eternity.~

They gathered.

~You cannot stand against us.~

They charged.

>Ahhhh, tis a shame I must correct thee, I know it quite an annoyance, but you see...

They stopped when they felt the shockwave.

>Thou used a singular, and that is simply wrong.

The glowing apparitions above the city turned just in time to see them rise up from the ruined depths. Three shapes, each wildly different, rose up into the sky.

>For we are the seekers of lost souls, we are those who guide them, nurture them, and heal them. We are the dream weavers who create the paradise beyond the waking world. We are the students of the ruler of the night.

Earth Pony, Unicorn, Zebra, all of them floating in the air, all of them surrounded by the same power that had beheld the changeling.

>We are those who will find those lost souls...

With a roar of defiance from the beings of light, a roar of challenge from those of flesh and blood and a charge between them, the final battle had begun.

>We will guide them to the light.

>>30493130
>We are MY LITTLE PONY-er...

>>30493130
Okay! So!

Next time we just send these guys instead of the A-team.

Tell me it wouldn't end better.

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>>30493130
Huh.

>>30493164
>We are INVINCI-

BANG

"Man these EVO Guns sure are something"

>>30493130
BRING
HIM
HOME

>>30493164
Chitty wouldn't let him monologue.

She'd just.. like, hit him really hard . She's not one for letting her opponents Yap on.

>>30493130
>This whole thing is literally a bunch of dead ponies dreams

Way to drop the fucking ball, Luna! ONE JOB! YOU HAD ONE JOB! LITERALLY ONE WE'VE SEEN YOUR SHIT YOU DON'T DO SHIT ONE JOB!

>>30493229
Hopefully with all four ghostbusters going full blast she'll take notice. Or not, I'm weirdly enjoying the mental image of fucking Mayor Mare going full Super Pony on a giant bunch of light ponies. I have to admit that it's a wonderful connection to all their training and work they've put in and makes the whole 'Luna's students' thing feel real.

>>30493021
>Don't you do it.

Raaiiisisseeee.

>Doooon't you do it.

"Ahhhhh."

>...

"..."

>...BUBBLEBUBBLEBUBBLEBUBBLE!

BLOOP!

"Hee hee!"

>YOU DO IT TO MAKE ME HURT! YOU DO IT TO MAKE ME HUURRRRTTTTT!

"Heeee."

'Shining stop yelling at the toddler.'

>AHHHHHHH!

>>30493130
NC
>32
~~~

>...No yeah, I'll just, uh... I'll just sit right here... ngh!... That was stretching, I wasn't tryingtoNGH... HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THAT?!

>>30493526
Guess Luna needs to add up another seat.

>>30493205
>VERILY! I DOTH-

CRACK!

"Now, let's fight!"

>...

"...Seriously?"

'CHITTY WHAT!?'

"What?"

'BAD!'

"...did... did you just call me bad?"

'YOU ARE A BAD CHANGELING! BAD! I'M MAD AT YOU!'

"...huh. More damage than most punches here."

'HOW COULD YOU!?'

>Guard
"Guard 2"
~~

>Is that the princess?

"Is she heading towards Twilight's lab?"

>Do we have any real reason to ask this?

"..."

>...

"...should we stop-"

ZAP!

>I don't think we should stop her.

"Getting a not stopping vibe here yeah."

>>30493187
...this would actually work on most of them.

MAYBE Trixie could block but I doubt it.

>>30492945
>Flurry Heart is a player like her dad

...can we have her be born now?

The sooner we do this the better.

>AJ
"???"
~~~~

>Later.

That's the word she clung to like a raft in a torrential storm.

>Later.

There would be time then, time to sort out what she thought, time to sort out what she had discovered, time to line up all the rows of the farm in her mind in neat little places, make sense of it all in the only way she knew how.

There would be time to understand what she felt when she heard what had happened to the little dragon, there would be time to understand what she felt when she learned of what he had done.

There would be time.

>Later.

But not time for now.

Now was the time when she would meet with the others, tackle those things so much bigger than her in every way, tackle her own choices, tackle them for good or ill for all she'd done. She knew the sting of hatred might find her yet, she might be forced down under the waves of the despicable feeling of her friends turned against her just as Rarity had before. What her normally bouncing bubbling pink friend would think of her, what look the studious unicorn would give, those all could be faced.

She had made those choices, she was ready for that, she knew it was right.

What she had done and what she sought to do was Justice.

What she thought of the one who had been wounded, that was something else entirely.

>Later.

It would come then, and no sooner.

For now, she had to straighten her neck, slow her speed, take a deep breath, and prepare herself for what lie on the other end of the door. What lie in the eyes of the princesses of Equestria, scorn or acceptance, regret or allyship, whatever had been told by her alternate self, whatever lie with Celestia, Luna, and Twilight, she was ready for all of that.

>...Ah'm here.

"Applejack!"

She wasn't ready for what lie on the other side of that door.

"There you are! Oh dear sweet loving Crystal Heart, you scared the heck out of me! Thank goondess!"

She wasn't ready for him.

"You're back!"

1/3

>>30494743

She wasn't ready for white limbs that carelessly through themselves around her shoulder, she wasn't ready for the familiar weight of the stallion she'd come to know over these last months, she wasn't ready to hear his honest relief on her as he squeezed her with a careful grip, subtly testing if anything hurt without ever once asking her directly.

She wasn't ready for his cheek on hers, or how warm it felt.

"Don't run off like that again, you hear me! Crazy, crazy stuff has been happening! Have they filled you in? If they haven't then you'd better get comfortable because this is going to take a while. Are you okay?... Well, come on, don't leave me hanging, what-...Oh."

She wasn't ready for the terror that gripped her heart when she followed him as he looked back, and saw a shape waiting for her on a bed of white.

"Ohhhh, I get you. Came to come see him, huh?"

She tried to deny it, tried to explain she'd only sought out the other princesses and this matter was unimportant, this matter could wait, but she simply wasn't fast enough.

"Guess you two have a lot to talk about..."

He gave her one last, reassuring squeeze that did nothing to stave off the chill no matter how warm he made it, and moved aside.

"Look, don't be too hard on him, he... he's been through a lot, okay? I know that doesn't mean much considering but... if you need me, I'll be right outside the door. Take as long as you need, I promise I won't come in until you're done."

He still gave her stock still form one last pat, completely missing the panic in her eyes and the desperate plea to him that went unsaid for him to stay, to take her away, to let her leave and forget she was ever there. He never saw it, so confident he never once even looked her in the eyes, only gave her and the one on the bed one last reassuring glance in that way that only years of support for others could forge, and then he was gone.

2/3

>>30494753

With the hiss of a door, her fate was sealed.

She knew, when he looked into her eyes, it was too late. She could not leave like this, she could not ignore it no matter how much else the world had piled onto her shoulders, she could not flee from him and her own feelings any longer.

To see him, she knew a blade had been used to cut him in his core.

She knew if she left without a word, it would be nothing in comparison to the pain he would feel.

She could not leave him, no matter how much his eyes silently begged her to go.

>...Ah' guess...

Matters of more importance lie just outside that door.

>...We need to talk.

They would have to wait.

For now, there was only a mare, and the dragon.

>>30494759
IT
BEGINS

>>30494759
Here comes the pain.

>>30494759
Whelp. Here comes the pain. Nice knowing you, happy thoughts.

>>30494810
>>30494811
PAINMIND

>>30494810
>>30494811
Schmoe will fix it.

KKA will break it and then Joe will fix it.

Just wait.

Yeah but

What exactly is she gonna say?

>>30495156
Probably yelling. Loud very angry yelling. Shining is probably going to be confused as all hell because he thought she was just going to comfort him or something, and all he is going to hear is loud ass screaming

He literally fucked up everything she was trying to do, she's going to be a little mad

>>30495156
>You're bad and you should feel bad

But like five posts of that

>>30495278
>Only five

Dude, come on, stop foolin ya know it's going to be like... 15-20 post of fucking devastation.

>>30495287
pls no

>>30496362
0ls yws

>>30496362

Oh yes, it's going to be terrible... like a kayak impaled into the side of an elephant... Don't ask.

NC
>FS
“???”
‘??
~~~~

>And welcome everyone to another episode of Fantastically Fixing Friendships, Featuring Fluttershy. It’s during this time that content doesn’t matter, but something has to in this crazy world. Our next guests are two ponies who’ve been struggling to see eye to eye with their different songs, and we’re going to see if we can help them play to the same tune. Please welcome Soarin’ and Fleetfoot for another round of.… of…

“Is this chair supposed to squeak? It feels like I’m sitting on a brick.”

‘At least you got a chair, I just got a beanbag.’

>…

“Is this to make us see the errors of our ways?”

‘Oh! Maybe this is showing us that just because something is what we’re with doesn’t mean it’s right, but it doesn’t mean the other one is right either! Maybe sometimes there is no right answer between us and we have to put them together to get the best of both worlds!’

“Ohhhh, so like, I have my support, but it’s not right because it’s so hard it’s unwavering. “

‘Mines soft and plush, but it’s still wrong because it doesn’t have the stability to make it comfortable!’

“What we need is a chair that’s stable-“

‘But has some softness on the top!’

“Oh my gosh, it’s perfect!”

‘Just what we need, thanks Miss Fluttershy… Miss Fluttershy?’

>Yeahreallyhappyforyousexythinginhertooorsomethingwhateverhavesomeponiestoshootbyehaveagoodday.

She leaves

“…”

‘Well that was weird. Is that camera even rolling?’

“Maybe they want us to shoot a porno?”

‘Do…. Do you want to do that?’

“…Hrm.”

>>30497325
Well. She's not carrying her gun, so.. maybe?

>>30495287
I really don't think he would stretch it out that far, how much can he really do?

>>30497775
>spend time on AJ staring Spike down
>AJ says a single line
>spend time describing Spike's wordless reaction to said line
>spend time describing the room while AJ continues staring Spike down and Spike flounders about
>AJ says another line
>Spike continues floundering
>AJ says another line, more shocking than the first
>Spike is even more wordless than before
>spend time describing the room
>spend time describing their states, both physical and metaphysical
>AJ says several more lines
>Spike tries to speak, but words don't come
>AJ finishes with one more morale destroyer and says they'll finish this later
>She turns to leave
"Applejack..."
>but Spike has something to say.

>>30497956
Oh god not again

>>30497956
You know I know you're joking, but aside from the repeated taking time to describe the room(you'd only do that if something changed that the reader needed to be aware of) that's a pretty solid outline.

>>30497775
NC
>AJ
“Spike”
~~~

>…

“…”

>…

“…”

>…So yer’ a dragon?

“What?”

>Ah’m bad at small talk, this is awkward.

“Are you kidding me!?”

>We used to date! You h-held mah’ hoof once, it’s weird seeing you again!

“That’s your issue!?”

>Ah’ man it’s pretty important.

“Ponies are dead!”

>Oh, yeah!

“…”

>So did ya’ hear about the dead ponies? What a weird thing, right?

“You are so bad at small talk!”

>>30498115
NC
>AJ
“Spike”
~~~~

>Fine, let’s talk about Sunset.

“…Alright. I knew it was coming.”

>Damn right it’s coming.

“…”

>…Bad dragon.

“…”

>Good talk! SHINY LET ME OUT!

SLAM!

“Seriously.”

>He gives the best hugs!

“…damn it he does.”

>>30498253
Back in the day I could see this happening

OOCO
>AJ
“SA”
‘18’
~~

>Look at her go.

“Thing of beauty.”

>She’s got the grace of an apple tree swaying in the wind.

“Like a well trained soldier locking into step.”

>Like a fruit tree growing softly in the sun.

“Like a spear tossed juuuust right.”

>It’s damn beautiful, that’s what it is.

‘You know, both of you could help me with this giant stack of paperwork.’

>Oh shoot, look at the time!

“It’s skydive o’clock!”

>We’re already behind!

“Quick! Jump fast as we can!”

SHOOM!

‘…At least they opened it this time.’

>Pinkie
“Blueblood”
~~~

>Okay, if I was a changeling, where would I be?

“Anywhere. They can be anywhere. Did you get it? They could live in the walls for all I know.”

>Think Pinkie, Think!

“Have you tried laying down traps? Not to sound insensitive but they’re rather vulnerable to those. I caught three with peanut butter. I didn’t even try to, they wouldn’t leave the box.”

>Where… AHA! If I want to be like a changeling, I have to think like a changeling!

“If you’re about to break out the shoe polish, I have words of warning.”

>FWOOSH!

“GAH! DID YOU JUST SET YOURSELF ON FIRE!?”

>Now, I’m Pinkie, but I’m a changeling disguised as Pinkie, so even if I look like me I think like someone pretending to be me, so by doing that I can pretend to be them! It’s foolproof!

“…Miss Pinkie Pie-“

>No time, Prince Blueblood! I’ve got a changeling to find, thank you for your insightful tips! Bye!

ZIP!

“…s-she was paying attention to me…”

>>30498545
>He's just happy she listened

PP, you are a god.

>>30498253
NC
>AJ
"Spike"
~~~

>...

"..."

>...So where's yer' gun?

"Rarity confiscated it."

>Ah... so Ah' guess you could say-

"Don't."

>It seems like-

"Please don't."

>Thaaaat-

"DON'T!"

>...

"..."

>...that you ain't much of a straight shooter no more-

"THIS IS WORSE THAN BEING STABBED!

>>30497325
They're dead.

LNPP is going back on hiatus because FS is going to make them fucking DEAD

NC
>Celestia
"AUJ"
~???~
~~~~~

>....

"..."

>...Psshhoooo.

"She sure is takin' some time getting over here."

>Right? Could have just come right to us.

"Not like we're hard to miss."

>She'll be here any second, I'm sure.

"Sure."

>...

"...Huh, should we go see her?"

~I wouldn't, her and Spike are probably having a long talk.~

>...

"...Fuck."

>>30499260
There's no couch to stop her.

THERE'S.
NO.
COUCH.

>JJ
"Actarius"
~~~~

>Well that's what I wanted to hear! Lockdown!

"Are we on lockdown too?"

>I would think so!

"But we're in Canterlot."

>The message came from Canterlot! I know which direction things come from!

"So then the Hive isn't closed up?"

>It's closed tighter than an opening on a cold day!

"Ooof, that's tight."

>I know!

"So this is a global thing?"

>Or the Queen is firing off early.

"How embarrassing."

>It happens to the best of us.

"Well, we're locked up in this empty room, nobody allowed in or out, nothing really but time."

>...

"...Make it happen."

>...DADADDADAAAADA!

"HEE HEE!"

>This is the best use of private time-FUCKING HOLES!

>>30497775
He wouldn't need to stretch it out at all though, there is enough already there for her to tear into him with, if anything he'll need to condense. Putting DT and SS in danger, is worth one or two post alone... did we ever have a follow up on SS, cause that seems like something we should be doing. She's basically PTS-Debby right now.

Not following the chain of command, putting himself and everyone else in danger, shooting at Sunny and knowing him he's gonna let that slip by accident and dig himself a deeper hole. Him defending himself is just going to make that hole deeper and deeper until the lights goes out and he meets his old friend again and they have a chat.

There is going to be so much wreckage... and it's going to be glorious! We're gonna shatter the dragon! And he will be remade! Can't wait, no escape!

>>30499626
>did we ever have a follow up on SS,

Yep, she's currently hanging out with 56. Not "Oh god everything's horrible" but very much "My smile is thoroughly unprotected."

>She's basically PTS-Debby right now.

Surprisingly no, she's holding it together prtty well.

> and knowing him he's gonna let that slip by accident

Chitania told AJ about that, even pointed out the chunk of her arm that got blown off.

>>30499625
'Guard'
~~~

'...what do they do in there!?'

"FFFUUUCCCKKIINNGGG HOOOOOOLLLLEEESSSS!'

>>30499652
So, even if he didn't blurt it out, she's still like-
>So Ah' hear you like shooting ponies in the head...

OOCO
>Spike
"Pinkie"
~~~~

>...Balloon?

"Enjoy them while they last!"

>W-...what?

"Silly Spike! The molecules inside helium are some of the smallest to exist in the known world, the chemical composition inside of a rubber balloon is far more stretched apart, comparatively! This balloon isn't forever, it's going to sllooooowwwwlly let out it's helium over the coming weeks until all that's left are the remaining contaminants present in all things! Time is all that stand between a balloon and a piece of rubber!"

>...

"Don't worry, some rubber is better made and lasts way longer, but some isn't as well put together no matter how good it looks, some balloons are just lucky, but they all deflate or get popped eventually!"

>...w...wha...

~I GET IT!~

"Shiny gets it."

>...

"Enjoy the balloon!"

>...I think I need to lay off the glowing gems for a while.

>>30500075
...damn.

>Cadence
"18"
~~~

>Can you dance, Eighteen?

"Wh...what?"

>Dance, you know. Moving hooves? Dropping sick moves to the music? Can you dance?

"Uh... yes?"

>...

"...Is that all?"

>Dance for me.

"..."

>...

*Let me see you shake it.*

"Drop it."

The changeling locks her hooves, rolls back her head at impossible angles until it actually touches the floor and she starts spinning atop her horn.

>...Alright then.

Casually, Cadence walks away, Eighteen eventually stops spinning.

"...what the fuck was that?"

>>30500361
She just wants to watch her dance. She just wants to watch her dance!

>>30500495
OOCO
>42
"Cadence'
~~~

>You requested me, Cadence?

"Dance."

*Let me see you move it!*

>Hit the floor.

She balances on one hind hoof while slloooowwwwly turning her whole body in a rotation.

"That will do nicely."

She leaves.

"...wait what."

>>30500554
>Cadence
"Chrysalis"
~~~

>Dance!

"FUUUUUUCCCKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

>...

"...Do not tell me what to do."

>...Cadence will remember this.

She leaves.

"...Wait who was that and what did they want?... Eh, who cares.

>>30499652
>but very much "My smile is thoroughly unprotected."

You know you've been here too long when that makes you worry more than the first thing.

>>30501002
>The thing that snaps DT out of her own fears is the idea that Silver Spoon will always be afraid

Make it happen.

>>30500772
>Cadence
"SA"
~~~~

>SHINY! Dance for me!

"You mean like... this!?"

UNTSS UNTSS UNTSSS!

"Ehhhh?"

>That'll do.

She leaves, he stops dancing on the pole.

"...I'm starting to feel like when she said "I do" she meant" GOTCHA!"

>>30501376
With bigger robots?

>>30500075
That is going to scar him for life at this rate

>>30502079
We need that pic of the sad dog(or was it a cat?) with the dispondent look surroinded by a room of hotdogs.

Edited to have Silver Spoon and miscellaneous robots and weapons instead

>>30500772
She doesn't even pay attention anymore, she just screams

>>30503493
>I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed

>>30502532
Ha ha! Scar!

I get it!

Can someone link me to the Twilight Surgery stories?

>>30504472
Which one?

>>30504609
From the top all to the finish, I have no idea where to start looking in the archives

>>30504617
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30044917/#30068420 Meeting Filthy and taking. DT
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30146913/#30158024 starting work
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30195152/#30224746 finishing

I think I'm missing a piece but my word search is coming up blank for some reason.

>>30504685
I mean you got start to finish, and it's a pretty small number of threads in total, if something is missing then he can probably find it.

>>30502079
NC
>Chitania
"Pennydrop"
~~~~~

>... are you compensating for something, perhaps?

"Shut up! You're the same way!"

>I'm a grower, not a shower.

"... well yeah, of course you're not a shower. At least I hope it for whoever is standing beneath you."

>Show-er.

"Thats not how you pronounce it!"

>... your language is stupid.

NC
>Celestia
"AUJ"
~~~~

>Damn!

"What now?"

>Shinys watching them, which means I don't even get to spend time with my bubblehorse

"..."

>What?

"That name... it's... PERFECT"

>Uh-

"Ah'm usin that forever!"

>... Shiny I'm sorry.

>56
“SS”
~~~

>HUP! Gotta watch you now, Silver!

“Why?”

>Alert just sounded, but keep it hush hush, don’t wanna spook-

“WHAT WHY WHAT’S HAPPENING WHERE ARE THEY WHAT ARE THEY DOING WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN ARE THEY HERE DO THEY WANT TO KILL US WHY WHAT DID WE DO WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO GET RID OF THEM HELP FOR THE LOVE OF FAUST HELP!”

>…I think you might’a had more of a bad time than you let on, and you let on a lot of really bad times.

“I’LL BURN THEM ALL I SWEAR TO IT!”

>Maybe take a seat over there.

“YOU WON’T TAKE ME ALIVE FUCKERS!... DON’T TAKE ME DEAD THAT WASN’T A CHALLENGE!”

>Put down the plant.

“FUCK YOUUUU ALLLLLLLLLL!”

>Might need to call some backup here.

>>30504980
Yeah, that's about what I expected

OOCO
>SA
“AJ”
~~~

>Oh apple my apple! How sweet is thine taste!

“You’d better be talkin’ about either an actual apple or mah’ brother.”

>…

“Cousin is fine too.”

>…You have some very, ahhh, unique tastes, Applejack.

“Naw, Ah’m not into that. But Ya’ have ta’ admit, the look on Cadence’s face when she walks in and yer’ puttin’ the spurs ta’ a stallion would be priceless.”

>You know what? There’s a subtle victory here in that you think I would be the top. I’m taking it and running with it.

“Never took ya’ for a selfish lover, Shiny!”

>And I never took you for any of this. This seems wildly outside of your normal conversation.

“Ah’m just sayin, iffin’ you get with mah’ brother you damn well better at least get some apple juice on yer’ tongue. Ah’m not havin’ it where it’s all give and not a bit of take!”

>…

“Nope.”

>…Chrysalis why.

FWOOSH!

“How did you know!?”

>Stop pretending to be mares in my life!

“I still think it would be funny-“

>STOP!

>>30505227
Saw it coming.

Still never getting any stallion ships

OOCO
>Chitania
“Sunset”
~~~

>Did you use my towel?

“No.”

>You’re sure.

“I’m sure, it’s in the bathroom.”

>That’s your towel.

“No, it’s yours, I’m sure.”

>It’s yours.

“I know they look similar, but I think you’re being bullheaded about this.”

>Racist.

“They’re assholes.”

>That’s my towel.

“It’s mine, damn it! Go back and get yours from the bathroom, it’s not worth fighting over!”

>That’s. My. Towel.

“Prove it!”

The changeling just gave a long, hard stare.

The pony on the other hand just darted down into the seemingly folds like the massive blanket it probably was.

>Get out of there!

“You can’t see me!”

>Sunset!

“It’s so snuggly!”

>GAHHHHH!

>>30505458
~Flash~
~~~~

~Hey guys? Fizzle got his tongue stuck in the blender again, he’s afraid what’ll happen if he unwinds it. Can you please explain centrifugal force one more time, I think he’s starting to-~

>GET OUT OF THERE!

“Nuh!”

>SUNSET!

She pokes her head out.

“NUUUUUUUU!”

>GRRAAGGGHHH!

Darts it back inside of the massive pile before the hoof can grab her.

~…Is this a sex thing?~

>I WILL DESTROY YOUR BACKSIDE!

~Please be a sex thing.~

>>30505589
>Sunny playing peekaboo like that

HNNNGGGG

>AB
“SB”
‘SL’
~Grand Pear~
(???)
~~~~

>Whelp, which Ah’ could say that’s the first time we went down a deep, dark hole and came out face down.

“It gets easier the third time or so.”

‘It’s coming.’

~Are you children alright?~

The surprisingly not dead elder of the pear family got to shaking legs atop his cart, wiping himself down of all the spilled pear jam covering his body. He looked around, seeing nothing but wide cavern before him, and wide hollow cavern behind with darkness so thick he couldn’t tell what was right in front of him.

>That there’s a fine question, how are we not dead?

A question that only grew more confusing when they looked up to the crack in the earth they’d fallen into. One that was very, very high up and they were very, very far down, and not dead.

>Ah’m not the best at them fancy mathematics but this here ain’t addin’ up.

“A-duuuhhhh, this thing softened our fall, obviously!”

~This thing? What-oh my.~

The cart beneath them rocked never fell off the perch it had landed on. Mostly due to the fact it was lodged too deeply in the relatively soft body it had landed on top of and skewered to the innards.

~Oh dear… do you suppose we killed it?~

>We failed bein’ cutie mark coroners, but even Ah’ can tell when that there thing’s been rottin’ for a bit.

“Euuuugghh, the smell!”

~Oh, I see. When you get as old as me, the smell doesn’t quite get to you fast enough. But, ah, this sort of begs the question.~

He reached down and tapped the ooey gooey hide.

~What exactly, if not us, could kill a fairly decent sized dragon?~

>Maybe it fell first? Broke it’s neck or something?

“Or maybe it was a bigger, angrier dragon?”

>Flesh eatin’ virus?

“Mind controlling worms?”

>Death itself walkin’ on four legs just casually givin’ a high hoof that goes catastrophically wrong?

CLANG!

>…Might be that.

1/3

>>30505950

“Oh oh! Don’t tell me! Sounds like…”

CLANG!

“Robots!”

CLANG!

“Giant mechs!”

CLANG!

“Ponies with OCD who have to sound a gong wherever they go who drove the dragon to suicide!”

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

>That’s getting closer.

~Oh dear, oh dear. You there! Little Pegasus! Can you fly up to the top and get us some help? Be quick, please!~

There would have bene a very uncomfortable silence if not for the constant CLANG as whatever it was drew closer.

~What?~

>Slight problem.

The two crusaders hugged and Grand Pear picked up the nearest shard of glass he could find and all waited as the sound drew closer from the darkness.

‘It’s heeereee..’

Only the Pegasus spoke with a dead tone as the CLANG finally stopped.

(It is time.)

A low scrape followed, loud enough to tell them whatever it is was now close.

(For what felt an age, I’ve waited, I’ve remained, I’ve healed. I have hungered, I have thirsted, and i have remained. My wound so grievous that sought to strike me down could not quench the flame of my body. Only more anger had grown inside like a disease spread through my body. I waited for this day with bated breath, against monsters beyond my stature to hone my skills to sharper than any blade could match, I have worked, and I have trained for the time when once more I would be fortuitous enough to have another chance to claim my victory. I waited with my hate to keep me warm in the cold depths among my foes slain bodies, and now I wait no longer.)

From the shadows, something emerged.

(On this day, my revenge begins anew.)

Something covered in pitch black, scraped up and badly dented metal.

(The battle begins again.)

2/3

>>30505971

A spike covered armored unicorn stallion, so massive he could easily have picked up Big Macintosh like a foal, walked into the light shining down from above, his literally burning eyes boring straight through blue flames that left little smoke behind, and no ability to see into the mask and whatever face was inside.

(I shall dance on your grave!)

He reared back, hefting two massive and jagged edged stalagmites he’d fashioned into some sort of spear slash club combo, the rock was still stained with the blood of his enemies.

(Now my most hated foe, prepare to die. Soon… soon I shall have it!)

He pointed his weapons right at them and roared.

(SOON I SHALL TAKE IT FROM YOUR COLD DEAD BODY! SOON I SHALL HAVE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE! SOON! SOON I SHALL HAVE MY BLADE BACK!)

>…

“…”

‘…’

~…Come again?~

=ARF ARF!=

From the back of the cart, Winona leapt off the still unconscious unicorn mare and dove forwards, holding her sword in her mouth and growling right at the armored knight who had given her his full attention.

=GRRRRR!=

(THE RETURN OF THE DREAD KNIGHT BEGINS NOW!}

With a shared roar, they charged.

~…is this normal for you?~

>Nope, and ya’ll should be very worried about that.

“We’re doomed.”

Blade met massive stone, and the battle was on.

>>30505986
DREAD KNIGHT

DREAD KNIGHT DREAD KNIGHT DREAD KNIGHT AHHHHH

>>30505986
IT'S FINALLY HEEERRREEE!

>>30505986
No!
Fucking!
Way!

>>30505986
Winona Vs Dread knight and the origin of her sword, at last! The Chekhov's gun you thought was diffused goes off!

>>30505986
Oh way

Dark Souls memes

woooooooo

>>30506067
>Dark Souls memes

Buddy if you're going to cry meme at least google if there's a dread knight in dark souls or not first come the fuck on you just look silly.

>>30506043
>>30506065
>>30506089
[WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT STUPID ASS THING]

[THAT IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER]

[WHAT TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON DESIGNED THIS]

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>>30505986
AT LAST! I thought we forgot about this thing! Shit, I forgot about it! Now we can finally see Winona go to town!

FUCK HIM UP DOG

>>30506067
Does that mean Winona is going to die over and over only to have Sweetie Belle rez her and tell her to git gud?

>>30506107
Anon I'm worried about you.

>>30505986
>This is Grand Pear's first meeting with his granddaughter

He's gonna have some issues.

>>30506107
Ignoring the bait and instead treating it as the joke it is, this could actually be funny.

>Wait, what?

"Yer' outfit is dumb!"

>It is not!

'Why do you have spikes!?'

>They're for close combat!

"Yer' fightin' with a hunk of rock!"

>I could tackle someone!

'How!?'

>...shut up!

>>30506406
>So who are ya' really, mister?

"...Nobody at all!'

*Puts on sunglasses*

"Scotty, beam me up."

>That ain't the quote!

"That quote was never said! That's an actual liiinnneee-"

Shooom

>What a weirdo.

OOCO
>SA
"AJ"
~~~

>...

"...what?"

>What are your opinions on stallion on stallion action?

"It's weird and Ah' don't like it."

>...

"What!? Don't you judge me, Ah'm never gonna treat nobody any different cause of that, Ah' swear it! But ya' know... it's weird. It's like... how do they like it?"

>...

"WHAT!?"

>I'm trying to figure out if you're Chrysalis messing with me yet.

"Stallion and mare is how it's supposed to be!"

>It's a pretty good disguise if so...