Your weapon against magic

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>>30465301
Make them laugh at my own incompetence at everything.
They'll laugh so hard, they won't be able to focus on magic.

My life is a joke...

>>30465334

That's not how it works.

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Magic is an abomination

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>>30465341
There, I even failed at replying at a prompt.

>>30465359
Just B urslef lol

>>30465301
Fedora obviously. Fedora of ultimate denial.

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>>30465301
You don't need the power of friendship if you have a gun.

>>30465602
This guy gets it.

>>30465301
Meat stick

>>30465301
Two words.
My dick.
Whats that chrysalis is invading?
The mane 6 are kill, BTFO you'd say.
Let me don my pantie mask and elephant trunk thong.
I shall fuck the evil away!
What's that, Trixie is beinga a cunt?
I'll fuck her like one!
What's that discord is burning down the villages?
Time to fuck his waifu!
then I'll fuck his butt
The potential for heroism is unlimited.

>>30465301
Computer. Hack the hoers.

>>30465301
>Any item you choose will be made to be able to absorb and deflect magic
Well I have me, and I'm an item, so I'm going with myself.

>>30465301
Full bodysuit. Any attacks are absorbed, then you just outstretch your hand and fire back, saving some energy to heal yourself if that's possible. If they stop attacking with mage shit and go physical? Rush them, get on their body for as long as possible, suck up dat latent energy, and let loose.

>>30465743
This is an even funner idea. Especially if you can solve the worlds problems by fucking anyone.
>Some cunt is invading
>Bang Celestia, not even thinking about the invasion
>Invader is #rekt

>Some faggot is being a faggot
>Laugh, go find mildly attractive pone, bang in middle of street
>Faggot is no longer faggot

>Front door won't close properly
>Too lazy to go find someone to fuck
>Just jerk off
>Door fixed

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>>30465435
>1499378121 seconds since the Epoch
>not installing Arch

>>30465301
my dick

>>30465301
Lightsaber.
So I can instantly kill them and not hear them.

>>30465743
>>30466520

Someone already beat you to that one friend.

>>30465301
I want my whole body to act as a magic battery,in that i can suck in and store magic until i need to use it
All spells dirrected at me get sucked in
Everything i thouch looses its magic for a while
I can literally defeat anyone as long as they have a bit of magic to take
I ll be like tirek minus the ungly twink abomination thing hes got going

>>30465301
>Any item
>absorb and deflect magic
What about physical mechanics of it? Is it passive or active thing? Do I actually have to parry/block incoming magic, or do I get some kind of autoassist?

If its realistic, >>30466183 has the right idea. Full bodysuit, maybe some kind of armor to give additional physical protection against unicorns that will be smart enough to start throwing rock when notice their lasers dont work.
Or at least a shield, Captain America style.

If logistics dont matter and its assumed that a bracelet will be as effective as mentioned suit of armor at blocking magic, working in some kind of area of effect, I would choose a knife.
Knifes are good.

>>30465301
>Absorb and deflect magic
My heart. Absorb it with enough magic until it's able to magically pump my blood even when it's not connected to my body.
Hide that shit somewhere and it will essentially become my phylactery as I become a lich and study magics. Who needs heroics when I've got all the time in the world to study the arcane?

>>30466671
So basically Davy Jones: Anon Edition?
Less sea and more magic and horsepussy?

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>>30465301
Fight normal magic with scientific magic

>>30466692
Dial it up on the horseussy and you got me all figured out, Anon.

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>>30466722
>not decompressing your enemies and exploding them into space dust
pleb tier WW

>>30466731
That's much too messy. Electrocuting them in chains of up to 24 with only a chance that their heads will explode means much less cleanup required

>>30466740
>Fighting against enemies
>worrying about cleaning their guts afterwards
Zap guns don't explode heads, anon.

>>30466776
>>worrying about cleaning their guts afterwards
well excuse me for wanting to keep my lab tidy when jealous magic users come and try to sabotage my research
>Zap guns don't explode heads
Then what happened to the poor sap on the left?

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>>30466788
shit forgot pic

>>30466645

Really depends on the item in question. If it's already a weapon then you have to actually parry attacks, if it's something like a tree or a dollar bill it works like an area of effect.

My house. A nice safe place for when magic shit is going down.

Either my M1860 Cavalry Saber, one of my Germanic Longswords, or if I can be assed to emblazon runes on it, my Scottish Claymore.

CELTIC RUNES, LADDIE

>>30466795
I'm talking about the dual wield zap guns. Those don't explode heads(to my knowledge), so the Wavegun is still viable considering it's literally just 2 zap guns fucking each other.

>>30465301
Don't need a weapon. My submission to mares will carry me through.

>>30465301
I can down a bottle of beer I guess. Does empty bottle count?

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>>30465301
A rock

>>30467194

Yes. You can catch magic in it, then drink the magic, then get drunk.

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A gun would be the obvious first choice the second being my own too fists.

>>30467235
Maud approves.

>>30466179
What if you get hurt, and no one is able to use healing magic on you? Sure ther is no way you'll ever lose your item, but that also has drastic downsides

>>30465301
My dick.

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>>30465301
All these casuals. All you need is your sense of justice and power like me

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its flight also allows it to contend with pegasi

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>>30465301
One of the crazy weapons from DW, since I don't like modern weaponry all that much (but really like explosives)

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>>30465301
>You can pick anything you want. What do you pick?
I want a big ass rock.
Then, I shall become the rock.
Because we all know you can't stop the rock.

>>30466520
>>30470346

You know, at least this guy >>30465743 made a real post.