There is a knock at your front door. You open the door. It is

>rape

>>30464963
>pull the trigger
>cackle at her almost chocking on water.

>>30464963

find my camera and videotape everything.
put twilight brains in plastic bags and sell them on ebay

>>30464963
>shove barrel in penis

>>30464963
Pound her royal ponut

>>30464963
Take away the gun and tell her to use an exit bag instead so she doesn't become another statistic libshits can use against us

>>30464963
>pull trigger
>extra hole
We both win.

>>30464963
Take the gun and tell her why is she doing this to herself. And help her of course.

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>>30464963

Wonder where the fuck she got a gun from.

>>30464963
Hand her a Snickers bar.

>>30464963
Quickly run to her, grab the gun and shoot myself with it

>>30465322
why

>>30464963
>Slap gun out of her hoof
>Cock vore her

>>30464963
question how she's holding a gun with a single hoof

>>30465335
You're not you when you're hungry

>>30465519
>Twilight stares at you, perplexed
>then she looks at the bar of Snickers
>then again at you
>Even more perplexed she drops the gun
>grabs the bar
>and starts eating it
>+100
>ACHIEVEMENT: you saved Twilight thru NONSENSICAL ACTING!

>>30464963
Close the door.

>>30464963
Replace gun with cock.

>>30464970
well that didn't take long

>>30464963
Turn 360° and walk away.

>>30464963
Ask her how the Hell she knocked on the door.
Seriously, did she bang her head against it or something? Horses standing on two hooves is one thing, but also creating a rhythmic knocking sound? I find that difficult to believe.

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>>30464963
"Where's my drink?"

>>30466151
>being this stupid
>not even watching the show

>>30466171
Oh wait, I think I get it now.
She put down the gun, knocked with one hoof, picked the gun back up, and put it back in her mouth. Why didn't I see this before?

>>30464970
I miss when this was always first response.
Good work anon.

Place my head next to her's and then tell her to shoot.

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>>30465922
You'd walk into her.

>>30464963
Tell her she is thr absolute Haram, and trigger my bomb vest.

>>30466350
You must be new here

>>30464963
If wings pull the trigger for her, if correctly wingless then I'd take the gun and kill myself.

>>30465368
How did it take this long?

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>>30464963
Watch as the friendly neighborhood gyppo comes in and steals the gun from her to sell it to the local scrapyard

>>30464963
That depends.
Wings or no wings?

>>30464963
Pull the trigger for her before she speaks then say she did it.

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>>30466350
>He wouldn't moonwalk out of there

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>>30464963
nothing. She's works pony

>>30464963
>you came to me because you think I have a solution or alternative

>>30468522
>works pony
Just gonna leave that there, Anon? Not gonna at least acknowledge it, or did you leave the thread in shame already?

>>30465536
This comment chain = gold

She's clearly seeking attention, she's too much of an egotistical pony princess to off herself with such a rudimentary tool.

Well if she just wanted to kill herself she would've already done it. If she came to my door it either means she wanted me to see it for some reason or she's seeking help/attention.

>>30464970
The gun or the pony?

>>30465010
Because only verifiable data is scarier than guns??

>>30464963
Say hi and ask what's up, ranged attacks trigger attacks of opportunity and I maximized my disarm maneuver roll.

>>30464963
"Twilight you silly pony, you're holding it backwards"
> She flips it and then fires a shot.
> Before she can reload I jump on her, grab the gun and throw it away.
> Knock Twilight unconscious and bring her to the hospital

Mission fucking accomplished

>>30469442
"Twilight you silly pony, you're holding it backwards"
> She flips it and then fires a shot.
> I'm fucking killed

Mission fucking accomplished
fixed

>>30469484
"Twilight you silly pony, you're holding it backwards"
> She flips it and then fires a shot.
> I'm fucking killed
"That was just a hologram!"
> Twilights turns around to witness me grabbing her gun and throwing it away.
> Knock her unconscious and bring her to the hospital.

Mission fucking accomplished

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>>30466154

put it in her pooper

>>30469416
I had a giggle.

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tell her to share

Question: Twilicorn or original Twilight?

>>30471483
Twilicorn, but she's depressed and stressed out about the wings.
>Inb4 tell her to kys
Too late fag, you're already involved. Help her get rid of the wings or you're not a true friend, and we all know a true true friend helps a friend in need.

Jesus Christ this thread is gold

>>30464963
How is she supposed to pull the trigger?
Is there a bullet in the chamber even? How would she load it? Where the fuck is Spike when you need him?

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>>30464970
fpbp

>>30468950
Yes.

>>30464970
This, she just needs a good dicking and she'll be right as rain.

>>30469382
misuse of data scares me anon

>>30464963
Laugh at her and how she can't pull the trigger with her stupid little pastel horse hooves.

>>30469499
"Twilight you silly pony, you're holding it backwards"
> She flips it and then fires a shot.
> I'm fucking killed
"That was just a hologram!"
>Twilight turns around to witness me grabbing her and shoving her down my cock.

Mission fucking accomplished
fixed

>>30475540
"Twilight you silly pony, you're holding it backwards"
> She flips it and then fires a shot.
>You're fucking killed
"That was just a hologram!"
>Twilight turns around to witness me grabbing you and sending you to your cuckshed and then fucking her

That's better

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>>30475540
>

>>30464963
> "Twilight, that's my favorite gun! Don't eat it!"