Spike Thread

Imagine the smell.

>>30461208
Gladly.

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>>30461208
Image all the boners he has to hold back.

>>30461195

Do you think Spike would be a retrogamer?

>>30461399
Probably considering he reads old Archie comic books.

>>30461404

His favorite console would be the SNES, because of all the RPGs it had.

>>30461417
But he'd get caught jerking it to breath of fire 3 a lot. All those dragon forms.

I don't know about any of you, but the thought of the Mane Six and Starlight sexually teasing Spike makes me rock hard.

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>>30461461
Same. I like to think all of them do it in their own unique little way.

>>30461487
>>30461195
sauce?

>>30461510
Adorkable Twilight and Friends.
Sadly this is about as raunchy as it gets, it's not nearly as fun as concretestaircase.

>>30461487

What unique little ways?

>>30461523
Like say, AJ likes getting her back and haunches rubbed and always asks him to do it.
Dash might roughhouse with him, and has more than once pinned him while musky and sweaty after a workout.
Twilight is constantly asking him to hold the library ladder while her ass is inches from her face. She lifts her tail a lot when she 'can't reach something' and Spike can't bring himself to tell her to use her damned magic.

Can't think of anything for the others, but lord knows Rarity practically does it in show.

>>30461549

Then Spike runs into his room to masturbate.

And one of the Mane Six "accidentally" walk in on him, or Twilight or Starlight use their magic to watch him masturbate through the door.

>>30461557
>>30461549
the mane six and now starlight have had a running bet to make spike get hard in public. None of them have been successful so far and it's only making them try harder.

While the Mane Six are away on a friendship mission, Spike tries to masturbate in every room of the castle.

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>>30461565

>>30461565

What do they do?

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>>30461549
>>30461565
Going to need some green on this

>>30461195
That remind me a fimfic about Spike don't like sex or romantic.

>>30461549

Rainbow's intoxicating musk assaults Spike's nostrils, making his cock harden, and leaving him slightly light-headed.

>>30462239

Adding to my post, Rainbow asks Spike if he wants to wrestle. When he says no, she tackles him and wrestles him.

>>30461370
Wait can guys actually hold back their boners? I thought it was just something that couldn't be controlled.

>>30462319
t. femanon

>>30462319
only way is to think of something awful and hope it works

>>30462319
For the sake of comedy, I'm assuming dragons can contract muscles to 'hold it in'. I don't know dragon anatomy very well.
Human men can think of weird and offtopic shit, or just not have a mind in the gutter when they're older. During puberty though you're getting a hardon from knotholes in trees.

spike /ss/ is so hot and there's not enough of it

Spike decides to take matters into his own claws when he finds out Rarity's stallionfriend has been abusing her.

Do you think Spike sees pony pussies every day?

>>30464925
All the time, I imagine. How many times does Twilight stop short and he rams his head into her butt? His nose is practically on her clit.

>>30464939

He can smell their arousal.

He imagines licking their pussies with his long tongue.

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>>30464947
>"Spike, would you bring that basket of muffins to Fluttershy for me?"
>"Her 'seasonals' got her really bad this year and she won't leave her house."
>"But you're a dragon so it shouldn't bother you one bit!"
>Spikes face when he realizes dragons have incredibly good senses of smell.
>Spikes face when he also realizes dragons can biologically mate with most species.
>Spikes face when he opens Fluttershy's door and is hit with days worth of trapped musk.

>>30464971

What else?

>>30464986
>Spike in her bathroom, masturbating furiously for maybe the third time since her arrived.
>Angel in there
>Staring.

>>30464992

Spike in a crowded area during estrus.

>>30465013
See >>30461370

>>30464947
https://derpibooru.org/482193

>>30465013
Before puberty, it affected his body weirdly. Like think seasonal allergies or something like that.

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>>30465124
>Spike recalls around spring and fall his eyes would itch and his nose would get tingly and he'd sneeze every so often.
>Twilight deduced it was allergies and tried some medicine and spells but none seemed to work.
>Chalked it up to 'dragon physiology' and it became a bit of a normal thing.
>Never occurred to her he'd have the same symptoms inside the house when her heat hit.
>Fast forward to teen Spike.
>Expecting that same miserable week or two
>Instead, all the itching and tingly feelings are in his crotch.
>If anything, his sinuses are clearer than they ever have been in his life, and he swears he smells all sorts of weird and confusing things.
>Can't keep his dick from sliding out of him.
>Can't stop sticking his head out the window and taking deep breaths of whatever the heck it is.
>Can't stop jerking off.
>Spends entire day in the bathroom with the window wide open, showering, jacking, repeat.
>Then Twilight comes home with 'that look' on her face.
>Entire crystal castle filling with her heat.
>Starlight syncs up a day later.
>Spike, overwhelmed with the desire to breed, flips to a weird version of 'greed mode'
>"Spike Want."

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>>30461195
Spike enjoys a special relationship with all the Princesses

>>30465124

I mean like a comic book convention.

>>30465278
It would be drowned out by the smell of dry semen, nerd sweat, and cheetos dust.

>>30465282

Spike smelling the arousal of cute nerdy mares.

>>30465296
You're awful at prompts. Either write it yourself or get over it.

>>30462319
>Wait can guys actually hold back their boners? I thought it was just something that couldn't be controlled.

If you start to feel yourself become erect, one way to hide it is to think of something gross and non-arousing. It does help.

>>30465253

Comics aren't canon, this can't be canon.

I fucking hate IDW for turn spike name in a literally spike abuse moment

Puberty is gonna be awkward for Spike.

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>>30462319
arent you just the cutest little thing

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Genital slit or cloaca?

Would Spike and Starlight bond over Oubliettes and Ogres?

>>30461195
>Sp*ke thread
Ew.

>>30465406
Spike likes playing the Wizard, so what do you think Starlight would play?

>>30465364
Genital slit, two dicks.

>>30465481

I don't know, what? I'm not into tabletop games.

>>30465481

succubus

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>>30465491
I thought that was Rarity's class

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I want Ms. Harshwhinny to sexually molest Spike to relieve her of her pent up sexual tension that she always carries. Sexually.

>>30465481

Spike's character spends most of the game hitting on Starlight's character.

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>>30465646
its happening

>>30461195
spike is the least likely character to be straight. He's way too much of a pussy.

Got any ideas for a Spike episode?

>>30465896
Spike asks Ember to help him find his parents.

>>30465646
>Mistletoe
That's Holly
Mistletoe is White

>>30465915
it's a common mistake

Will Triple Threat be good?

>>30465986
You'd know a lot about that, wouldn't you, Anon?

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I want a horny babs seed and a horny spike to end up hiding in the same room and having awkward terrible sex together.

>>30465646
If Spike doesn't at least have a date with Ember by the end of the series I will be disappointed.

>>30467026
Ditto

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>>30466941
Awful, uncomfortable, awkward, messy, ill-advised sex between two losers is my fetish.

>>30466941
>>30468582
Fuck I didn't know I wanted this till now.
>terrible kissing.
>awkward positioning
>height-related problems
>bantering about who does what
>both parties saying and doing all the wrong things.
>hormones making it impossible for them to stop.

>>30468582
Call me a kissless NEET, but I never got the concept of being a terrible kisser. Sure, not every kiss is going to be a 10, but what makes one so earth shatteringly bad that it causes you to break up with a person?

>>30468802
I kissed someone and they sucked. In the literal sense they planted their lips to mine and sucked like a damned lamprey.

>>30468810
That's...not what your supposed to do? I thought they called it 'sucking face' for that reason.

>>30468832
Not with your mouth wide open.

>>30468836
How bad would Spike kiss? Lots of frantic tongue everywhere?

>>30468995
Flat pony tongue against forked dragon tongue with a good mess of drool everywhere. They'd both think the other was bad at kissing.

>>30462319
We can also send and receive radio signals with them, that's how we run the patriarchy.

>>30465253
Why does it look like jizz is coming out of her eyes?

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>>30465666
Hi satan

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>Spike doesn't want to have sex
>Twilight just read a femfrequency article about how men can't be raped.