Starlight Glimmer. You can love her, you can hate her, you can think whatever you want about her.
But don't use her as a vector for low quality bait threads. Don't make Reddit meme threads comparing her to a Simpsons character.
And don't use her to make low quality bait threads trying to get a rise out of people.
And most importantly, don't reply to any of these kinds of threads, because doing that makes you a part of the problem.
>>30458443
Do you really expect anyone to listen to you, you poor naive soul?
>>30458443
Do you want to know how I know this is your first day on 4chan?
>>30458443
>Glimmerposter
>says stupid shit
Pottery.
>>30458443
SHUT UP MOM
>>30458443
>image
>poochie
just fucking die
>>30458500
>>30458554
Not arguments, just dead memes
>>30458443
>Be twifag
>Defend poochie
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>>30458666
You're using that buzzword again, Satan
Post more Glim threads? got it
>>30458443
I think we're long overdue for a paddling.
>>30458620
>>30458669
You faggots need some serious moderation to learn your place. This board was a mistake. Containment boards without moderation were a mistake in general.
>>30458620
>>30458669
Anon, you're replying to them yourself now.
>>30458947
>expecting critical thinking skills from a Poochienigger
Anon, please. Those are people who like a literal Mary Sue. It's surprising that they can type and breath at the same time, I wouldn't ask for more.
>>30458443
Wiggity wiggity rock on party.
TO THE EXTREME.
>>30458443
>Glittercoaster
>Assert a base estimation of the proximity between the two
Shhh wing loans inc speaks.
>>30458443
>thinking any of these immature shitlumps will give up such an easy source of (You)s
@30459008
>(You)
>>30458443
>Mobile magistrate
>Postulate the reformation of her concurrent majesty
The monarchy is dire straits of a small rebellion.
>>30458443
>*Stares closer*
>*Gestures at smacked lips*
HOL UP
>>30458443
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>Starlight Glimmer is quietly reading to herself in your study
>Today was the day, you was going to let her know your demands
>You tread carefully into the room careful to not disturb her
>With nervous glee you prepare to give the most cheerful high hoof greeting
>Suddenly one of your lower hooves slip falling face first into the chair armrest
>Lifting yourself up in a hurry it's too late she has already closed her book
>
>Starlight looks at you with a half hearted sigh
>"Twilight." She lets out in a plain tone
>"S-starlight i-" you stammer out backing away toward the entrance
Well that was awkward.
>>30458443
>HEAVY BREATHING
>OP posts reasonable content control demands
>everyone shits on him
>>30458443
Did Glimmer take the book or was it an abstract construction of the barrier between the two. Twilight looks up and wonders where could my book be and then it happens, you see it. You see it's almost like divine intervention suddenly it is there and it overpowers her. A unicorn reading a book it is Twilight book but the Glimmer this unicorn is reading the book and from afar some place near but not clear. The Alicorn calls out she is shocked "Glimmer!" she shouts Glimmer the unicorns name but let's take a step back.
>>30459305
Where do you think we are?
>>30459305
Whatever you say, OP.
>>30459453
Well you can't tell me this board doesn't like wallowing in its shittiness then.
>>30459305
If someone is intentionally using Glimmer to make people mad, what made you think they wouldn't intentionally shit on OP to try and make him mad as well? He's preaching to a subset of people who don't want to stop and have no consequence for not doing so.
>>30459487
>If someone is intentionally using Glimmer to make people mad
Is it really intentional if he's stupider than a muddy puddle?
>>30458443
>“You were the Chosen One!"
>>30459167
Starlight, I...
>>30458443
I have to go now, my planet needs me.
>>30461214
>"They'll try to kill her"
>"How? She'll be a god to them"