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Welcome to MojoQuest, the first installment of the spin off of a dead CYOA nobody asked for staring the inane sidekick of a mediocre quest.
Note, this is based off the CYOA SpicyQuest so if you're a newcomer you likely won't get a lot of what's happening.
But if you're interested in readin' about it head here https://www.anonpone.com/spicy/.
Read it to get filled in with all the details.
>1, 2, 3, 4
>1, 2, 3, 4
>1, 2...
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>You sigh, counting the ceiling fan blades; the listless spinning has officially lost it's thrill.
>You are Dr. Ms. Mr. Mojo C Risin jr the third, esquire, and this house is killing you.
>You sigh again. Then again, but louder.
>Now you're just shouting, venting your frustrations to an empty house.
>Nutmeg won't be home for another few hours or so, and when she is it'll all be nothing but judgmental stares and awkward silences.
>Man this blows.Why can't you be on wicked fun adventures like the rest of your team, or serving wicked fun jail time like that other one.
>Well, you suppose you could be, if you decided to take a stroll downtown, or a trip to the park, or a walk around the block.
>But with the warrants out on your butt you wouldn't be spending it in some cuddly wuddly daycare, you'd be doing HARD time in a HARD place.
>A short, adorable mare such as yourself wouldn't last an hour in a place like that.
>You let your head fall back on the couch's armrest again, hoping the ceiling fan will somehow be interesting this time.
>Hmmm
> The rhythmic jostlings do have a certain charm to them.
>... 1, 2, 3-ohwhoareyoukidding this SUCKS!
>SUUUUUUCKS!
>You're beginning to go stir crazy; this boredom is numbing your brain, and not in the good way.
>Dude, if only you didn't run out of leaf, if only you had SOMETHING.
>Weed, alcohol, smokes, laughing gas, shrooms!
>If you don't find a way to relieve this boredom soon you're going to go insane.
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>>30457944
YA knnnnowwww, we can get high on nutmeg. I'm sure the pony who was named after it would have some in her kitchen.
It's not the best idea, the hangover is a bitch, but it's not too bad if we don't overdo it.
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>>30457944
Masturbate.
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>>30458004
>>30457944
Also what's our doctorate in?
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>>30458065
seconding
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>>30457944
There has to be something to do. Maybe we can do some sick cooking. Make some brownies or something. Although it won't be the same without our herbs.
Maybe we could dig through the closets for some old clothes and go outside with a disguise? At least look out the windows and see if there's anything interesting happening.
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>>30458081
That's a better idea than mine
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>>30457944
Maybe there's some paintchips nearby you can huff.
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>>30457944
Maybe the ceiling fan will fall and kill us. That would solve all our problems.
If that doesn't work: >>30458065
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>>30458004
I'm sure there's a way to raid the spice cabinet for something. All the stuff that gets you high starts form plants anyway
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>>30458004
>>30458065
>>30458067
>>30458072
>>30458081
>>30458087
>>30458095
>>30458098
>>30458128
>You sit for a while longer, silently hoping the ceiling fan will fall and crush you.
>But no such luck, looks like you're going to have to make your own fun.
>You mentally cycle through all the things you could do in the house.
>Board games, Nah need some other ponies for that. Television, if anything could melt your brain any faster it's that.
>You could masturbate, but with nothing to do for the last weeks but stuff like that your bits are a little sore.
>Hmm, Nutmeg has that kitchen she hardly uses. You guess you could use a bite.
>Never been much of a cook, but you suppose you remember a few recipes.
>Brownies, cookies, lolipops...
>Damn, i guess all your recipes involve that one special ingredient.
>It'll just kick your cravings into hyperdrive.
>As your eyes pass through every cupboard for ideas, you spy a little something.
>You'd heard it works for a good high, just a tablespoon would get the ball rolling.
>But the hangover is intense you hear.
>...
>Fuck it.
>You grab the jar of nutmeg, quickly opening it and inhaling the pungent fumes.
>The scent of your sweet, sweet release.
>You breifly consider a spoon, but no, you want as strong of an effect as you possibly can have.
>After a breath you quickly dump the contents of the jar into your mouth.
>You struggle to swallow the dry powder, almost coughing it all up as one point.
>But success! You manage to shovel it down.
>Your powder covered cheeks raise in a gushing smile as you excitedly await the effects.
>...
>Any second now.
>..........
>Just a few minutes.
>...................................................
>God damn it, you've been tricked haven't y-
>AND THEN IT KICKS IN
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Your body loses all control and your eyes fill with all kinds of light.
Where will you wake up?
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>>30458250
On the roof
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>>30458250
Titty bar
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>>30458250
In a loving embrace.
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>>30458250
A playboy club.
>>30458286
Seconding.
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>>30458250
Puya's bedroom surrounded by empty bottles of nutmeg and other assorted spices.
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>>30458381
THIS
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>>30458286
>>30458288
>>30458290
These combined
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AHHHHH
Got caught up with stupid bullshit And wasn't able to update!
WHAT A FABULOUS WAY TO COME BACK AFTER A YEAR.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
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>>30458250
A photo studio for a questionable underwear modelling magazine. Tonight's theme? Chocolate samba
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>>30458566
You know we still luv u bby. We never stopped luvn u bby.
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>>30458566
In a house wearing a monk get up? Become drug monk of the drug hoof arts.
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>>30458250
In the spirit realm, having a conversation with the machine elves..machine breezies?
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>>30458250
On the battlefield surrounded by lootable corpses
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>>30458250
In a dress.
Congrats. You're now married.
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boopin.
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>>30458250
In a strip club being lovingly embraced by several strippers.
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>>30458286
>>30458288
>>30458290
>>30458594
Even better, a photoshoot at a club. With some very attractive mares and stallions alongside us of course.
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Page 10 isn't dope at all.
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Page 8 is about as good as a shot of bongwater.
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:^)
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>>30459588
Ye, married to a qt stallion who happens to be smaller than you somehow.
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>>30458250
On the couch, with Nutmeg.
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Is this a Mojodojo quest?
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>>30465148
no, griffin
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>>30468726
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Zeni pls
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New world record for fastest dead quest at 2 posts
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>>30458250
In an office, somehow having become a successful, respectable businesspony.
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>>30457944
I liked Spicy but I am unsure if I want to play a quest about a degenerate druggie. Unless maybe it fucks her over a bunch.
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what now tho
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Zenith has a little wenith!
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>>30474015
Go be judgy in anothet quest then, besides, uh, i don't think this is happening.
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>>30458250
Hey Z, talk to us bby, what's going on?
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