Pony Anon in Human Equestria

>>30457397
By trying to hang myself and hope it works cause if it doesn't then I'll be stuck in some animal hospital where I'm constantly being touched by Fluttershy.

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>>30457397
>stand up straight
>look em in the eye
>firm handshake
Beg to be AJ's pet pony

>>30457397
>twilight spends the most time indoors than anyone else
>somehow the most tanned

kek

>>30457397
>What magical adventures will you go on now?
I think I'll star in a remake of Mr Hands

>>30457397
So pony in equestria girls?

>>30459390
Kek

>>30459399
Yes.

>>30457397
Anyone going to dump them greens?

>>30459738
Like what?
Anon visits the vet?
Anon becomes the school pet/mascot?
Anon helps a now crippled Rainbow Dash recover?
Anon becomes AJ's workhorse?

>>30459764
Fluttershy shows her lust for horsecock.

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>>30457397
>Implying those bitches could handle my mighty Horsedong

Here's some green lads

>He woke up to the sounds of squealing
>"Oh look, he's so adorable!"
>He got lifted out of the box he had been sleeping in
>His eyes slowly blinked open, taking in the blinding light and the large figures
>They were humans
>And also much, much taller than him
>He reflexively squirmed in the grip of the middle one, a female with purple and pink hair and pale skin
>Behind her stood a taller, darker girl
>Her blonde hair was covered in a stetson
>"Twi just leave him alone, who knows what kinda diseases he's got?"
>He scoffed. Diseases? Did they think him a common ruffian?
>"Unhand me you filthy casuals"
>The pale one jumped, nearly dropping him
>"Oh... I didn't know you could talk"
>She sounded embarrassed
>"Well I can. And I'll gladly take my leave"
>His tail flicked in annoyance as he turned away from them
>She stopped him by saying something
>"Hey, you look pretty hungry. Would you like something to eat?"
>"No, of course not-"
>His stomach rumbled, perhaps too on-cue.
>His muzzle burned red
>"Maybe just a little something"

>>30459851
>"This is humiliating"
>"Quitcher bellyaching. This is the best we got"
>He grumbled, tucked under the blonde one's arm as they trekked through the busy streets of Ponyville
>He was simply too small to cross it on his own, so she has picked him up by his barrel
>That didn't make it less humiliating, being carried like a sack of potato's.
>Still, with the promises of food, he felt a little better
>"What's your name, anyway?"
>The purple and pink one was bending over near his eye level
>He huffed, crossing his hooves across his chest.
>"Anonymous. Call me Anon."
>"Well Anon, that's Applejack, and I'm Twilight Sparkle"
>He bared his teeth at the way she said his name
>For the food, he kept repeating in his mind, for the food.

>>30459764
Anon, Lyra and the magic of Mister hands

>>30459764
>Anon helps a now crippled Rainbow Dash recover?

Explain yourself anon!!