How the fuck did apple jacks parents die

I have my own scenario but I'm trying to compress it into a fanfic.

>>30450115
autoerotic asphyxiation or Luna cock vored them

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>>30450115
They saw your thread and the sheer amount of faggotry it radiated made them commit murder-suicide.

>>30450122
When i hear people say fanfic in mlp i thing huge horse cock death

>>30450115
They died that's all you need to know anon now they're just a skeleton and rotten flesh.

>>30450140
The day i die is when the put pony 4chan in the show

>>30450157
Guess you could call them rotten apples.

>>30450173
Let's not start with the puns please.

>>30450196
no need to be a crab apple now, puns are great

>>30450115
Baking accident when they were trying to make apple pear cream pie.

>>30450115
They didn't

>>30450215
Miss cake killed them

>>30450220
then why tf do they act like they are dead

Killed by Granny's Husband, who then commit suidice.

>>30450115
They were actually captured by changelings to use their perfect love to fuel a doomsday weapon.

>>30450245
I like this concept

>>30450220
DIE YOU DEGENERATE ALIVE FAGS

>>30450297
Good.
Makes my day even better.

>>30450297
good

>>30450320
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>>30450389
Uhh guys you're taking the 4chan credo a bit too seriously. You're not meant to be soulless scum and degenerates who want to enslave the world to their autistic garbage full of shit. That's the muslims/gipsy/jew/turks/indians job.

>>30450408
please kill all the muslims

>>30450408
I just do not care anymore.

>>30450115
They got killed to death

>>30450297

You will from heaven

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>>30450115
Holy Hell, who drew that monstrosity?

>>30450987
Eh it's not that bad.

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>>30450987
Raise that barn

If you're so great

>>30450115
They're not dead. They hate their kids so they abandoned them.

>>30452654
Who could ever hate big mac.

>>30450115
Too many apples.

Glimmer.

>>30452959
That's right. Starlight Glimmer killed them both.

>>30450297
Somehow this made me want to see her giving bj to her husband.