>that face when Hiro gives you the keys to the board.

Merge /mlp/ with /trash/.

Reverse the Scruffenings.

>>30446450
Oh god please no.

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>>30446482
It's not like it would make THAT much difference... both boards are full of cancer generals.

>>30446482
Relax. It's a newfag maymay.

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>>30446411
I'd basically just keep things the same but add sound to webm's and also have the catalog play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fAk0Jm3upI&t

>>30446450
Only on fridays.

>>30446411
>mfw /b/ronies were meant to be manhandled and they suck your dick for banning them. ;)
>mfw no face can describe this feel.

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>tulpa threads
>tulpa threads everywhere
>tulpa thread gets stickied every day
>no end in sight.
>also furniture the board red

>>30446626
I have no idea how "turn the board red" became "furniture the board red"

>>30446411
RED BOARD

>>30446411
NOSTALGIA THREADS

SEASON 1 is the only canon season
Season 2 is worst season.

Hasdrone containment general!!
Throw feces at the hasdrones.
Hasdrones please bring my my slippers and newspapers, c'mon boi, be a good drone.

Alright after me, my little drones. "Faust did nothing wrong, Sony and Vogel are worse than Hitler". Excellent.

>>30446658
>worse than Hitler
>implying that Hitler did something morally wrong

>>30446658
>SEASON 1 is the only canon season
>Season 2 is worst season.
You're contradicting yourself already.

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>>30446658
If dubs you have to rewatch season 3

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>>30446677
winrar

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>>30446677
Oh boy

>>30446677
>Only 13 episodes.
Jokes on you.

Season 6 is the worst. It has 26 episodes

>>30446459
WINNER

>>30446459
Reverse this /b/oard.

>>30446662
>>30446664
Go be a /b/tard somewhere else.

THIS IS NOW A RAPE FACE THREAD.

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>>30447786

>>30447233
Stop using words you don't know the meaning of.

>>30446411
>create glimmer-nyx-cuck-barbie shitposting bait threads
>wait a couple weeks
>permaban everyone who posted in them
Then
>mandatory [General] tag for generals in the OP
>ban whoever makes a general without it, and ban whoever bitches about generals
>ban Scruffy, reverse scruffenings
>ban whoever openly admits coming from derpibooru, reddit, EqD
>autoban users upon detection of derpibooru, reddit, EqD http referers
*gives keys back*
Nothin personnel, filly.

>>30446411
Permanent merge with /pol/

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>>30448028
Ohhh, this one's perfect
I can already smell all the (you)s I'll get with this one

>>30448096
>Make this place even more of a circlejerk

I don't understand why 4chan uses "Reddit" as an insult when so many of you faggots want to be just like them.

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>>30448606
>Killing every general/waifu thread and the subsequent asspain it entails

>>30446658
If dubs you have to rewatch season 6 too

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>>30448392

>>30448606
>banning shitposting and pointless bitching means circlejerking
Sure thing r/funnychan.

> Revive the process of sticking threads for ongoing seasons (and therefore ongoing episodes).
> Ban those whom post Glimmer outside of their designated shitting general.
> Ban the Aryanne thread on account of it being /pol/, or otherwise subject to the /mlpol/ exodus.
> Every October 9th, embed Strelnikov's videos of shooting pony figurines with his SKS in place of board advertisements in the catalog.
> Clean up the board more intensively: monitor bait threads - lead to good content? Let it slide. Dogfucking Damo or Barneyfag come back for another pass? Global ban the OP and supporting posters from different IPs for six months.
> Further enforce Rule 3. Release the ban on ">HI ANON" threads.
> Automatic creation and sticking of /moon/day and /sun/day threads at 12:00 PM EST on the relevant days.
I'm a simple man.

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>>30448680
glimglam isn't so bad when you get past the masturboops Anon
I'm 100% on everything else tho

>>30448667
>complaining about generals, something that shouldn't exist on a website literally designed to destroy threads when they have lived past their stay, is shitposting
irony, reddit is LITERALLY designed for what generals are used for

>>30448634
>>Killing every general/waifu thread and the subsequent asspain it entails
You can't read can you?

>mandatory [General] tag for generals in the OP
Means generals can still be made
>ban whoever makes a general without it
Means you must tag it as a general, and it won't get banned.

>ban whoever bitches about generals
This is banning all of the idiots who make generals are bad because I say so thread. None of that is removing generals from /mlp/

>>30446677
Three sets of dubs back to back to back...oh boy

>>30448606
Can you at least be fucking honest for once and JUST SAY IT OUT LOUD "I'm a dirty reddit scum who wants 4chan for himself" I am sick and tired of this generation's pseudo political lingo of lying, projecting, moving the goalposts and pretending they're the good guys to look good for... who exactly are you idiots even trying to lie to? We all know you're scum.

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>>30446411
ban roleplaying
ban smutposting
ban circlejerking

>>30448865
Generals have been on /mlp/ for years, and it's not like bitching about them will make them disappear. So yes, the daily "reeeee generals" threads qualify as shitposting. If you don't like them, you can simply filter them, as the tagging system I suggested would easily allow.
Enjoy the things you like and let the others do the same. If generals exist, it means people want them.
I'll concede bumpfests should not exist, so I'll add
>trigger autosage when 40% of posts are bumps or image-only
to my /mlp/ betterment recipe

>>30449065
shitposting has been a thing since the start, and its not like making daily "reeeeeeeeeeee shitposting muh generals" posts is going to make it disappear. oh wait, you consider it bad and therefore want to voice your opinion yeah? and maybe a moderator will consider your opinion, and ban those who make you uncomfortable? complaining about generals and shitposting works, its why consolewar shit IS banned on /v/ and people do get 3 day bans for it. or why annoying shit like princess cadence roleplaying and tulpas among other generals were, wait for it, BANNED. yeah, shit gets BANNED when a GOVERNMENT deems it fit to protect its CITIZENS and moderation is government on a much smaller scale, its as simple as that. so fuck you and the bat pony general

>>30449065
a problem being persistent for a long time does not magically make it not a problem. waiting for problems to go away by themselves does not work, getting Stockholm Syndrome is not a solution either

filtering does not work as it's not a case of a few specific threads. it's the perpetuated newfag mentality that every thread needs to be kept persistent by continuously bumping/reviving the thread - which goes against the whole idea as well as technical implementation of 4chan.

with this shitty mentality all you get is circlejerks and clickbait/troll/shitpost threads. anything that requires thought or research before replying gets run off page 10. this is accelerated by all the "fast board"-fags that cannot live without a response at least every minute.

> If generals exist, it means people want them.
not an argument, people want a lot of dumb shit without any thought of consequences

>>trigger autosage when 40% of posts are bumps or image-only
your idea would accomplish absolutely fuck all. it's something a shitty developer would implement just to call the matter officially "sorted out", because some (completely useless) action has been taken.

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LIFT RULE FIVE

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>>30449305
So, you're saying that you shouldn't let browsers manage the content happening on their own boards
huh, yeah, makes sense
I mean, what could go wrong, amirite?

The reason we got so many generals is because we got no prompts and are reduced to 'you wouldn't' and other 'say something nice about X' shitposting threads
People don't fucking want to go through this shit to find the content they want to consume
Why don't you go on /gif/ and tell them to stop making blowjob threads huh?
Or on /b/ and tell them to stop making trap threads?
They're generals, even if they're not named, faggot

If you want less generals, remove those retarded rules first

>>30446411
>anti-barneyfag fantasizes about having power

Hahah holy fuck bronies are such sniveling tools

>>30449305
It being a problem is highly subjective. I filter half of the generals, but currently participate in other five or seven, depends if /sun/ and /moon/ are considered generals.
>your idea would accomplish absolutely fuck all
That's not a problem, mods couldn't be bothered to use it anyway.

>>30446411
Make this a red board and enforce GR15, even in /trash/.

>>30449585
it's as much "subjective" of a problem as the mass immigration of sand niggers to yurop is

>but currently participate in other five or seven
generalfags talking about generals is like junkies talking about drug abuse
got tricked before learning any better and now will never completely oppose the point, no matter how bad
"hurr but i take only smoke weed not take krokodil"

>>30449479
>prompts
>content to consume
i don't speak newfag

>>30450021
Then feel free to leave because you obviously don't have your place here anymore, 'oldfag' :^)

>>30450037
>look mom i'm more relevant than someone else on a Taiwanese hair tying newsgroup

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>>30450123
>look mom I'm telling all these people to stop doing and liking the things I don't like

>>30449875
being banned in trash seems pretty counter to the point of its creation, I dont really see why /mlp/ needs to allow shit like porn while /trash/ is much better suited for it (and let me just say, i think its rather lucky furfags have attached themselves to a hidden board where offtopic garbage pools literally named trash and is rather contained). i like every thread not being spammed with porn like you know will happen, i can go to a twilight thread and just see cute shit. it isn't like i browse the threads at work just i would rather it remain more innocent pleasure, even if that "innocence" still stoops to lewd which i still consider more innocent