>Tell me why I shouldn't kill you right now

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>>30445493
>Tell me why I shouldn't ban you right now

>>30445493
OH MY GOD HOLD STILL YOUR HORN IS ON FIRE

>>30445496
I'm sorry you didn't get to play good games growing up.

>>30445493
Because I can offer you what youve always wanted

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>>30445493
Because, if you strike me down now, I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

>>30445493
>>30445528
Never played it but that's probabily the first pmv I ever watched

>>30445493
I'll suck yo dick.

>>30445493
I brought snacks.

>>30445493
HMD

>>30445493
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

>>30445493
Martha!

>>30445600
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

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>>30445496

>>30445566
Holy fuck, Sequential Dubs

>>30445600
>>30445606
And then they were instantaneously friends despite the fact that they were just trying to kill each other.

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>>30445496
>impersonating a moderator
you wouldnt break the rules, would you?

>>30445633
>>impersonating a moderator
I wasn't though.
Lurk more if you don't understand how greentext works, you massive faggot.

>>30445637
kys

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>>30445493
>pic related

>>30445493
Shut the fuck up you can't do shit.

>>30445645
no u

>>30445649
You underestimate my power!

>>30445637
Oh, so you can reply for once.

You're a huge fag who announces reports on occasion despite being a rulesfag, and seem to think the people who start these threads don't have a means of evading. The only one who should lurk more is you.

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>>30445699
>announces reports
Actually I don't report these posts, I don't really fucking care.

I just like seeing autists like you riled up that I'm pointing out the site rules. Keep being mad, I guess.

>>30445704
Oh really?
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30378200/#30378225

Be careful, you can get banned for announcing even if you don't actually report.

>>30445729
That isn't me.

I saw what that wonderful rulefag was doing and I followed in his footsteps when he stopped posting.

>>30445493
Sexual pleasure and companionship.

>>30445734
Kill one and somebody even stronger will come back to continue his work.

>>30445844
I am honored to take up the mantle

>>30445704
Nobody is actually mad, we all just think you're an annoying twat and can't believe you'd waste your own time doing such a pointless thing.

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>>30445637
>I wasn't though
>claiming you have the power to ban
sounds like an impersonation to me.

>>30446051
If I was claiming to have the power to ban, I would have wrote it in normaltext

>>30445637
>It has a meme arrow so it means that I was ironic xD

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>>30446054
impersonation or roleplaying. does it matter?

>>30446054
holy shit dogfucking damo go back to your 8 AM "HURRDUR BRONIES R FAGGITS" shitposting already

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>>30445493
You can't kill me if I kill myself.

>>30445493
kill me? Can it be horn vore? If not I'll let you cock vore me instead

>>30445493
SUPERIOR HUMAN STAMINA
HOT MONKEY DICK

>>30445493
Because you're just a cosplayer.

>>30445493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg
Good to see the nu-metal look is making a cartoon comeback.

>>30445493
I don't bleed.

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>>30445493
Because you aren't faster than a bullet.

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>>30445493
Funny, i was about to ask the same thing.

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>>30445493
I'm gay

>>30445493

If you kill me, then you'll never be able to suck the magical horn-repairing gel out of my dick.

>>30445493
I'm a relatively good military strategist.

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>>30445493
Because you'll be dead before you even touch me or my family.

>>30445493
Because I'm a virgin and you're my last hope

>>30445496
It's a quote from something you actual retard.

>>30446817
Cyкa блять!

>>30445637
You break rules 3, 6, 10 and 13 on a regular basis. Considering some of the threads you shitpost in, you probably break rule 7 repeatedly.

If I were to hazard a guess, you're also likely guilty of breaking rule 2.

>>30445493
Because if you do, you'll miss out on the soon-to-be-spammed-everywhere "I Want To Cum Inside Tempest Shadow" meme.

>>30445637
Kill yourself.

>>30446059
Or he was joking...?

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>>30445493
I'd like to see you try, thot.

Because I'd stain the floor.

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>>30445493
if you kill me, the best detective in Homicide will track you down

>>30445493
It would be extremely painful.

>>30445493
I'm a good ... work ... guy ...

>>30445493
if you kill me, I'll come back and haunt you and annoy you forever, if you don't kill me, I'll only annoy you for as long as I live

I have cookies. HIDDEN.