You wouldn't be her butler

>>30443604
>nurrrr you wouldn't be their slave
>hurrrrrr you wouldn't ____ a ____
>duuurrrrrr pls love me daddy
>I can be good, I promise!
kill yourself

>>30443604
I would so I can poison her drink.

>>30443633
Fist me daddy

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>>30443604
This kind of butler?

>>30443604

>I wouldn't enjoy working for a civilized, cultured mare of music in Ponyville for decent wages

The only drawback is it's the same house as Vinyl Scratch, but I bet I could convince her it's uncool to be a slob.

Plus, I make a respectable grilled cheese sandwich. Mares love that.

>>30443604
Why not? I'd imagine it would a fairly decent job considering she's quite renown to play at the gala for the Princess herself, her butlers probably make a ton of money.

>You will never secretly steal her silverware while she's not looking

>>30443811
Calm down there Valjean

>>30443604
No, she'd be mine.

It's like you haven't even read SiM

>>30443604
She's better as a maid.

>>30443811
>you will never stick one piece of her silverware up your pooper, then clean it, forever wondering if the silverware she's using for dinner later that night is the one that went up your butt

>>30443856
That's why you stick all the silverware up your butt.

>>30443842
I haven't. What is it?

>>30443861
But where's the mystery in that?

>>30443869
It's where all the edgy slavefags go to fetishize owning and abusing sapient horses unironically.

>>30443869
Submission is mandatory.

It's pretty popular on here, has its own thread. It's basically a story about anon being transported to Equestria, helping NMM beat the mane 6 in episode 2 and then being allowed to hold them prisoner. Anon then breaks them and does all manner of sexual things to them.

It's alright, I've had a few wanks over it.

>>30443604
No, but I'd hide your shitty "You wouldn't X" thread.

>You will never bring her tea

>>30443604
I would literally jump at the opportunity to professionally serve and pamper a female of any species.

>>30443604
No

>>30443880
Eh, maledom is boring.

>>30443856
What have I done? Celestia!
What have I done?
Become a cunt in the night
Become a fag with the runs
Have I fallen so far
And is the hour so late
That nothing remains but my shit on her plates
The moans in the dark that all the guests hear
Stuffing my ass with her silver every year?

>>30444741
For you

>>30443604
You wouldn't marry her.

>>30446299
"Your tea madam"
>"Thank you Anon"
>"I do say, what's this ring at the bottom of the glass?"
"There's something I've been meaning to ask you"

>>30444726
"Professionally"

You wouldn't be her buttler