>"Time for your checkup, little pony!"

>>30442460
I want her to make me wear her panties, tear open the back of them and shove her hand up my ass while she jerks me off.

https://youtu.be/eEWmxA9ecmk

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>>30442460
>"I have a problem Sunset my erection hasn't stopped for over an hour."

capatcha: REAL mare

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>>30442482

>>30442460
Is it true you all trace your roots back to muaythaiguy?

Is he really the father of all shimmerfags?

>>30442496
No. He's a faggot. Don't say his name or else you will summon him back.

>>30442504
Good, you assholes deserve him

Maybe then you'll stay in your fucking containment

>>30442496
>>30442504
Who's muaythaiguy?

>>30442512
>He doesn't know Shimmer is the goddess of /mlp/

>>30442525
Shut up

>>30442545
spoonfeed me

>>30442525
some retarded tripfag that literally buttfucked the shimmer and dazzling general and their content creators

it was hilarious

>>30442550
A massive faggot and attention whore with a massive ego that gave shimfags a bad name early on. He got banned but returns when the ban wears off and then gets banned again.

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>>30442460
>"Did you specialise in gynaecology or rectal examinations because I can't quite tell which cavity you're in..."

>>30443008
that's what TWO hands are for!

>>30442460
Please be gentle.

>>30443574
no lube for you!

>>30442460
Doctor Shimmer, I think I should tell you something... I have this...this searing pain within my penis. No. No, I'm not kidding. It's awful. Last night, it was at its worst. It's weird. I've done some reading, and think I either have kidney stones or a urethral stricture. If course, I'm no doctor myself, so I trust you with the diagnosis more than myself. Please, Doctor. My penis is in agony. I almost called for help it was so bad last night. Please. Help me.

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>>30445372
Fill up a bath and dumpfour tables spoons of baking soda. Sit criss cross-applesauce. Don't use soap or anything else as that may be what is causing your urethral stricture. I am doubtful that you have a kidney stone. You don't have any backpains and you have not mention pain during urination. Again, take a bath and sit in it for 20-30 minutes for two weeks. If it does not stop, we may have to scope your urethra.

Godspeed, Anon. Now pee in a fucking cup so I can pretend that I'm not smoking weed on the job.

>>30445403
Im not sure I want to trust the medical advice of a stoner.

>>30442460
Sunset is into some kinky shit