reminder for dashfags

>>30441411
t. fluttercuck

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>>30441411

>Cadance and Shining Armor got married
>Cranky and Mathilda got married
>Big Mac and Sugar Belle about to get married

Daily reminder that the mane 6 are beta mares who will watch everyone around them settle down and raise children while they will become old maids.

>>30441411
among the main six
Fluttershy has discord
dash has quible,
rarity has a bunch of unrequited crushes and is basically a foreveralone christmas cake
Pinkie has cheese
Twilight has sentry
and Applejack has Rara

Everyone is cucked.

>>30441461
twilight has spike if we're talking canon

Execute all shipfags.

>>30441485
waifufag genocide soon

>>30441411
I prefer to ship her with soarin myself.
>>30441456
twilight's immortal, she literally has an eternity to get laid.
Besides, you know she has a monkey fetish.

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>>30441461
>Applejack has Rara

>>30441461
>rarity has a bunch of unrequited crushes and is basically a foreveralone christmas cake
Finaly somebody else who gets it. She scares off every stallion she courts.

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>>30441820
you're right, Applejack has apples

>>30441848
how many apples you think she's crushed in her vag trying to masturbate with them?

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>>30441848
Spike needs to move on.
Once he grows out of his little boy phase he will develop tastes for a far superior mare.

>>30441892
>mares
You know he's going to be Ember's fuckslave.

>>30441906
Ember is too independent and is too busy as dragon Lord. Starlight is a neet with all the time in the world to lay in bed all day riding Spike's dicks.

Everyone ITT: "...and god forbid a molester"

>>30441941
I hate you, I really do

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>>30441461
Rarity will soon get BARBED

>>30441848
Is this loss

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>>30441925
Starlight seem to be more interested in Sunburst.

>>30442111
lack second character in Spike and Trender panel

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>>30442123

>Rarity too intimidated by the idea of giant, treasure enhanced double dragon dick
>Sunburst too beta to tap that

Starspike is truly best ship.

>>30442142
The official ship name is Sparlight. That's what's commonly used and is the tag for it on Derpibooru.

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Dash cuck thread?
No, Sparlight thread

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>>30441411
Man, I love this one.

>>30441411
All waifufags have been BTFOd in seven seasons. Get over it.

>>30442184
We had some great Sparlight threads at the beginning of season 6 but it kinda died off once a Sparlight shipper pissed off Jim, who used to be in full support of the ship, and now they haven't touched on it at all and have even reinforced rara x spike in later season 6 episodes when they showed his rara plush.

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>>30442195

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>>30442202

>>30441411

Reminder that any VA celeb always get an mane6 waifu. That is the deal with hasbro.

>>30442142
I think she will sooner molest the beta nerd than a child.

>>30442421
>shatner

>>30442421
Nope. Hasbro coudn't get more contracts with Wierd Al and Patton Oswald so Dash will get hooked up with Soarin and Pinkie with Prince Rutherfort.

Only Fluttershy will stay with John De Lancie becuase he is probably cheaper than Tara Strong.

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>>30441411
Only cucked Twifags, Rarafags, Flutterfags, Glimmerfags and Shimmerfags are peddling this shit meme. We all know Dash is pure.

>>30442452
Dash has the most canon ships of any other character. She's a slut.

>>30442421

>another shitty e-celeb like pewdiepie appear in the S8
>he take rarity

The shitstorm would be glorious

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>>30442467
You're just autistic and butthurt that your waifu was shipped and you take your anger out on Dash. Dash has never once blushed for sexual reasons. She is pure.

>>30442675
>Damage controlling
Stay mad, cuckfag

>>30442471
PewDiePie is a Nazi now, didn't you hear? They won't bring him on. I wouldn't mind though. South Park brought him on.

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>>30442735
/ourguy/

>>30442452
>>30442675

>being this deep in denial

It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

>>30442447
>cheaper than Tara Strong.
Only if we are talking va work.

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>>30442142
>spikefag delusions
You need to come to terms with spike being the punching bag for the show

>>30441476
>Spike realises that while Rarity loves him, it will always be a platonic love you have for a family member
>Twilight realises as Princess and her immortal life, she doesn't have time for relationships
>they fuck each other out of desperation

>>30441848
I can't get over Rarity's sloppy edited eyes

>>30443095
If you ever spent time with women, you would know that dinner leads to wine which leads to deep and emotional conversations which leads to physical contact which leads to drunk sex.

>>30441461
You know, I can imagine Rarity and Applejack living together at an advanced age as a pair of lesbians

>>30443127
Nice damage control post that has nothing to do with spike being a butt monkey and your hypothetical situation about how it could happen

>>30441411
Shitposting aside the image still kinda stings. She'll NEVER have as much fun with me as much as she's having fun with him.

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>>30442467
>canon
>ships

>>30443254
but applejack has a better rarity named rara

>>30443460
How do you know?

>>30443521
Applejack - none
Twilight Sparkle - Flash Sentry (or none if you want to screech about canon)
Fluttershy - Discord
Pinkie Pie - Cheese Sandwich, Prince Rutherford
Rarity - Spike, Trenderhoof, Blueblood (not anymore)
Rainbow Dash - Soarin, Zephyr Breeze, Quibble Pants

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>>30443600
>Pinkie pie
>Rutherford
>a popular national icon dating someone not of the pony shape, willingly spreading degeneracy against her Nation and Culture

>>30443600

Even if you count EQG is canon, Flash has accepted that he can't have a real relationship with pony Twilight, and Scilight is lusting after Timber's dick. Flash wants to hook back up with Sunset now.

>>30442452
Sup NRDT.

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>>30441461
>Fluttershy has discord
Yes

>dash has quible
>implying that Dash would fuck Quible over Soarin or any Wonderbolts Stallion

>rarity has a bunch of unrequited crushes and is basically a foreveralone christmas cake
Yes

>Pinkie has cheese
>implying that pony you saw one time in the show years ago has any relevance in her romantic life or life in general

>Twilight has sentry
>implying Sentry
If this was 2013 I might be inclined to say Yes but he is the most cucked man/stallion to ever live.

>Applejack has rara
My dick says Yes but my mind says >implying

>Everyone is cucked
Incorrect lad.

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>>30442452
This giggly mare is a virgin honestly, and I would ever dare to say she is kissless.

>>30443824

Rainbow Dash kisses her husband Applejack every morning!

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>>30443852
>Rainbow Dash kisses her husband Applejack every morning!
>kisses her husband
>her husband Applejack

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>>30441820
Suppose you've never seen Rara's VA.

>>30442452

IWTCIRD

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>>30443857
you're right, it should be her wife Applejack

>>30442202
>Implying Spike isn't angling for a threesome

>>30442452
>>30442675
>>30443521
>>30443824
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Quibble_Pants!Rainbow_Dash

>>30442951
>>30442735
Yeah, at best they can get Markiplier. He is already given a voice acting job in Cartoon Network and will voice a bear in Villanious new cartoon.

>>30443267

Thats how delusion work.

>>30444869
I want to see Jacksepticeye pone swear at the mane 6 in irish

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>>30441456
>Cadance and Shining Armor got married
>Cranky and Mathilda got married
>Big Mac and Sugar Belle about to get married

Good thing Starlight's not a mane 6. She's my waifu but Sunburst is my self insert so win win.

>>30442452
>Dash is pure
pure what?

>>30441411

this was such a cute scene. I bet the sex was really hot - Quibble was probably really pent up

>>30443801
>implying Dash wouldn't fuck the pony who has the same voice as Remy
dash is a patrician purveyor of fine animated fiction and exemplary voice acting

>>30443801
>he is the most cucked man/stallion to ever live.
not when Flutterfags exist

>>30443044
AAAAAAAAYY

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>>30443044

>>30441892
I hate glimmer, but iblove this ship

>>30442097
>0.5 seconds staring at raritys general direction
>Barbed

Shipfags