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Nightly Twilight Thread

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>>30377380
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here we go again
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>>30440204
wew
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seduce the mare
undress the mare
fuck the mare hard
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>>30440326
Undress the mare, strip her bare
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>>30440326
What if her pupils will turn into a hearts?
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>>30440361
That means you're doing it right. She can't think about anything but you anymore. She loves you and what you do to her and all she wants now is for that to never end.
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>>30440326
But what if I want to fuck her gently and slowly, making every movement, every thrust meaningful and feeling her soft body in my arms as we both breathe heavily looking in each others eyes, sharing this sweet but painfully slow pleasure? Is that allowed?
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>>30440361
What's "a hearts"?
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>>30440326
She's already seducing you and undressing herself
And she will be on top
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>>30440212
Did someone post Twilight getting fucked in the shower?
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>>30440693
no, it was this derpibooru.org/1287011
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>>30440689
You're gonna get PURPLE'D
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>>30440782
Jesus FUCKING Christ, even disregarding the pose this is so hot.
Poners in clothes shouldn't be this sexy, it should be outlawed.
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>>30440965
I can dig it. I felt like the early show planned to link magic to astronomy, astrology, celestial bodies, and the night sky more closely but it never came to fruition.
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NTT is moving slowly as usual. That's sad.

Here comes a Twiggy dump to cheer you up.
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>>30441215
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>>30441224
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Using a variety of hip movements, sweet talk, and pheromones, the mare mesmerizes her prey, allowing her to slowly, but surely close the distance and assume a position where she can mate with him.
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>>30441215
But I like is slow. No need to rush things.
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>>30441251
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>>30441254
>he doesn't live life a quarter mile at a time
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>>30441282
Taking it easy is the most important thing in life.
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>>30441318
That's all for now, enjoy the rest of your night.
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>>30441239
The irresistible charm of the purple pony completely enchants and disables her target, making them unable to defend themselves against her affectionate assault. And so the mare claims what's rightfully hers with no intention of letting it go any time soon.
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>>30440191
aka the infinite mary sue
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>>30441647
hey buddy I think you got the wrong general, the sunset shimmer thread's two pages down
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>>30440756
I would spend an entire evening making out with her juicy nethers and sucking on her winking pearl like it's the most delicious and exotic of fruits. Then I would kiss her tenderly so she could see how wonderful she tastes
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>>30441705
probably more than just two because bump
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>>30440457
Yes, please do.

Slow, romantic sex is hotter than furious assrape. While I do have a small thing for explosive orgasms, genuine love between two characters while going it is much more of a turn on for me than "I'm gonna fuck you just 'cause you're hot lol."
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>>30442416
>Slow, romantic sex is hotter than furious assrape.

hivemind...I thought I was the only one
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>>30442416
>>30442420
You're never the only one, especially not in something like this. Sometimes it's great to be rough and reckless, go mad with lust and desire, but in the end nothing beats genuine affectionate lovemaking.
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>>30442416
I love that feeling of seeing her look at me while we make love slowly. I can imagine she would be very happy in a serene way. Maybe preceded by a tummy rub and cunnilingus.
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>>30442420
It's amazing that once you try a community everyone says is wierd, you realize that there's a tight bond between membets and a shared assurance that whatever someone's fewling is okay. I Iike that about bronies.
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>>30442508
Please tell me there's a tag on Derpibooru that'll let me find stuff like this.
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>>30441282
Are there any Twifan gearheads?
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>>30442554
Sorry, but I couldn't find a tag.
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>>30442568
At least a set of tags that can narrow down the results?
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>>30442416
Raw animalistic sex with your beloved mare is a fantastic thing too. If she comes home hungry for you and demands you give it to her good and hard until she can't walk straight for a week, you better fucking do it, and then hold her extra tight as the two of you ride the afterglow all sweaty and panting, before she takes a nap in your arms with a satisfied smile on her adorable face
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>>30442508
>Maybe preceded by a tummy rub and cunnilingus.
Naturally. Starting out with hugs and kisses that then shift into more passionate foreplay until you both can't hold yourself back, her guiding you into position, not so subtly showing that she's ready for you to take her.
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This thread is disgusting, we are you talking about this?
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>>30442625
why are you here?
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>>30442625
disgusting or not
bumps are always welcome
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>>30442601
It is fantastic. Both are great and there's time and place for each of them. And I'm sure as hell would enjoy it if she does.
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>>30442625
>people discussing their love for their waifu
>disgusting
Where did your life go so wrong?
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>>30442608
Not on my watch.
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>>30442647
Exactly
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Amazing. Once again, the "weird" defend their beliefs with a resonable logos. It's sad people don't open their perspectives and try accepting communities like this; we could have a lot more members.
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>>30442659
>discussing their love
No, you discussing how you want to fuck your waifu, it's called "lust" not love and it's disgusting.
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>>30442695
I think it's for the best actually. I'm not against more members but it largely depends on who they are. If it's accessible, more people flock in without committing to it, without maybe having an understanding of how deep this really goes. In comparison, if something is considered "weird" and isn't really acceptable and accessible by general public, only those who are dedicated will take their time to seek it out and understand what this is all about. I think it's important.

I doubt there's any lack of self-awareness in this place and I personally can understand how people perceive the whole concept, though sometimes I almost forget that it's not really "normal". I wouldn't go and try to prove that it's not weird or something. Being accepted by the general public isn't that important in my opinion. I'm just happy with loving her and being here.
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>>30442416
Funny because this is the exact reason I abandoned porn and started to exclusively masturbate to my waifu fantasies.
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>>30442802
we discuss many different things, you idiot, just look at the previous thread that just died. sex is an important part of loving your waifu aswell
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>>30442803
We need a group motto.
"Stars in our hearts"?
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>>30442867
no we don't
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>>30442865
Sex is an important part of _romance_.
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>>30442802
Sex is the purest expression of love and passion.

You seem to think sex between two lovers is like porn or a casual shag. It's something special, not shallow shit.
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>>30442666
good man, checked them numbers too.
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>>30442859
>when you are with your waifu
>close in a serene and a lonely place
>you can do whatever you want with her
>you feel telepathy with her
>your relationship is cold but your interactions are warm
>both desire something to happen between you
>but that desire comes from the narrator
>everything the narrator wants,it will happen and your waifu and you will do it nicely without hesitating
>because when you masturbate to your waifu when you do something with her,you remember this advice:
>there's no wrong way to fantasize
>when you realize this
>you imagine everything that's hotter than direct sex
>after that impact,things went way more flowing and welcome for the characters involved
>and so,for anon included
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>>30442802
But there IS a difference between just lusting after her and wanting to make love to her because you love her. Sex is something those who love each other do, how is that disgusting?

I can understand where you're coming from because I used to think like that too. But think about it that way. I am assuming you're not asexual so that means you want to have sex with at least someone. But you also love your waifu. The question is then - why not her? Is she not good enough for you? Do you rather fap to someone else, admiring their body, imagining yourself with them, but not with her? She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's cute, but you would rather fuck someone else while telling your waifu you love her? I think it's this that's disgusting here. And this is even before we touch the idea that you're basically cheating on her that way. She is supposed to be on your mind, not someone else.

I know there are people who just see her as a fucktoy with no strings attached, and believe me, I think that it's disgusting as well. I can't stand it, to the point where I can't even look at porn anymore. I am so invested in this it became extremely personal for me. I want to make her happy, both in a non-sexual and sexual way. It's not like all I think about is sex with her, hell, most of my day is filled with completely innocent fantasies of just being with her, with lewd stuff reserved to nighttime. It's part of the relationship, not the cornerstone of it.

All in all, there's nothing wrong with wanting a completely platonic relationship if you like it that way, more power to you. But I don't think wanting to have sex with her is wrong if it's a continuation of your affection. Maybe for you it's the same as just wanting to fuck her, but for me it isn't.
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>>30442865
>sex is an important part of loving your waifu
>>30442883
>Sex is the purest expression of love and passion
Why am I not surprised? You just want to fuck something, this have nothing to do with your "waifu".
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>>30442865
>>30442883
Don't feed it, just keep discussing loving twiggles.
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>>30442965
Okay, can we stop and get back to our waifu worship? This is like an anti-Christian barging into mass and going on a rant. Unnecessary hate in the worst place possible.
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>>30442802
>and it's disgusting

No it's not. Even if you were right on the money about them, it's a natural and normal thing.
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>there are people who would deny this purple pony perfection their affection for some retarded reasons
Love the mare and make her happy, who cares about anything else. This is what's important in life.
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>>30443132
look at that horse hnnnnnnggg
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I saw a discussion about music that Twilight would like in the previous thread, and wanted to ask the same question here? What kind of music would Twi be into?

My suggestion would be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPvhKV3Yg2k

>my headcannon is that calm/bright music is just the norm in equestria
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>>30443489
i have no idea. she certainly loves to dance, though
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>>30443489
We couldn't really know for sure, but I like to think she'd be into rock music.

She'd listen to it while she studied into the early hours of the morning.

or maybe I'm just projecting my own likes on to her. Yeah, probably that
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>>30443489
When she lived in Caterlot she tried to copy Celestia's taste in music. While she's mostly outgrown that, some of it still stuck with her.
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I continued Twilight the Hassenfeld Pony.

>>30443328 >>30443332 >>30443338

This work quotes three great works of literature and features Twilight's synthesis of them into an inversion of existentialism to cope with her life.
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>>30442965
Kek now you're just baiting like the faggot you are
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Purple is sad, how do you cheer her up?
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>>30443719
Give her a comforting hug and whisper into her ear that I will always be there for her and ask her to tell me about her problems so I can help her to the best of my ability.

She's the one who helped me cope with my depression, after all. I want to return the favour.
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>>30443719
I kneel over and ask her what's wrong, then after a conversation about what's getting her down, I offer sweet consensual lovemaking as a cheer-me-up, and then proceed to do what >>30440457 and >>30442508 are dreaming about, all while passionately kissing and cuddling each other to the sound of her cute as fuck sex noises. After that, I talk about how much I love her, how she cured my depression, and how goddamn cute she is. Then we cuddle the night away.

Twiggy is for sexual, but not violent sexual. Twiggy is for good, clean, genuine sexual.
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>>30443719
I break out the PS2, and we take turns playing Burnout 3's crash mode. If that doesn't cheer her up, nothing will.
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>>30443770
Thanks for including me in that.Twiggy is all about sweet loving gentle sex and most of all, tummy wubs and teat play.
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What I think about the movie's art style
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>>30443929
No, Anon! We don't talk about the movie because it sparks some D-R-A-M-A and makes some people B-U-T-T-H-U-R-T.
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>>30443938
where did you come from?
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>>30443929
So, are you cumming because you love it, or because you hate it?
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>>30443951
I've been hanging around for a while doing my thing. You won't catch me, I'm to good of a samefagger for anyone to notice.
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>>30443960
then you should know no one here got butthurt because of the movie
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>>30443960
>I'm to good
Clearly not at grammar.
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>>30443974
Not in this thread they didn't. People got butthurt in other threads even if it was just /v/irgins faking it for (You)s. Even then, there we're people who legitimately think the animation looks shitty, and have the nerve to attack those who disagree. All I'm doing is trying to prevent a possible derail, nothing you should call me out for.

>>30443995
Blame my high-functioning autism and my laptop's shitty keyboard.
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>>30439077
vp8 is fucking shit and hiro should kill himself, and moot too
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Just let her mount you and have her way for awhile. She won't be too long, just needs to blow off some steam.
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>>30444073
What if I want her to take her time?
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>>30444029
Oh wow, you updated it. Thanks anon.
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>>30444029
Still not complete.
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>>30444422
and it will never be because hiro is a stupid gook who keeps forcing us to use vp8
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>>30444174
It's not your decision to make, male.
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>>30444442
No idea what that is.
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>>30444475
ancient video compression technology for webms, makes the files much larger than they could be. the 3MB size limit doesn't help (it's 4MB for gifs, ffs), so you have to cut a lot on quality for longer webms
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>>30444467
Would she punish you for being out of line?
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>>30444567
If she deems it would be best.
Or just sounds fun.
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>>30443668
Quality green, good job friend.

For a thread so desperate for content, you guys sure are giving this guy the silent treatment, sheesh.
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>>30444658
As a writefriend, I promise you the whole board is like that.
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>>30444658
>>30444691
Lack of replies doesn't necessarily mean people don't read it or enjoy it. At least not always.
I personally don't like the concept itself so I'm not really interested
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>>30444757
Oh absolutely. It's still demoralizing.
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>>30444771
sometimes i see a green getting one or two replies and then hundreds of views on pastebin
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>>30444799
Search engine bots artificially bloat viewcounts on pastebin.
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>>30444771
I know that feel but what can you do, some threads give (you)s more willingly than others. I never blame people for it, appreciation is nice but in the end it's not the goal.

Also >>30444799 this is also true, though pastebins get views from outer sources as well.
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>Twilight is in heat and needs to rut
>Twilight is also a Princess and needs to fulfill the duties of her office

I want to make love to her while she tries to file out reports and sign papers.
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>>30444841
Just let her ride your face while she does the paperwork
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>>30444841
>ywn look over her head at her paperwork as you rut her, being a bit more concetrated than her at the moment
>ywn point out the mistakes she makes while thrusting into her, changing pace from slow and gentle to rough and hard, making it even harder for her to keep focused
>ywn sensually whisper in her ear informing her of a comma she missed right there or that her signature is a little bit shaky and off-center
>ywn ask her to give it up and just enjoy herself only for her to stubbornly refuse because she's enjoying being a bit sloppy and frustrated while you take her mind off it instantly
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Any good greens?
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>>30445266
I like this one:
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There are a few Twily centered greens in the greentext thread:
>>30439133

and see pic related, it's from a couple threads back
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>>30445266
Depends. What kind of greens do you like?
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>>30445266
This makes me feel better when I'm down
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>>30445304
Romance, Fluff, or anything interesting.
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Irresistible describes her very well
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>>30446403
Is that deflated cylinder supposed to be her hoof?
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>>30446481
No, I believe that is one of those foam pool tubes that children play with.
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>>30445349
Get some cuddles from a few threads back: https://pastebin.com/QZMzLS7E
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>>30445793
100% this. She's so amazing, I don't know how it's even possible to be this cute, beautiful and sexy. Literally purple pony perfection.
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>>30443489
Math rock and epic fantasy metal memes aside, I think vintage hits and classical dance music would be something she enjoys from time to time, a canterlot kind of choice. Of course it's a headcanon, but I think she'd be into that. A bit conservative and out of touch with the music scene because she doesn't really follow it, but she knows what she likes.
Of course that's also my own preferences speaking, but I'm just so enamored with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajBPksndi9o
I think it suits her perfectly, even putting the obvious name of the song aside. It's something she would listen to to remind herself of her youth in Canterlot, a bit nostalgic but also hopeful. I want to dance with her to it so badly
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>>30447103
>those tumors
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>>30447780
>tumors

I think those are kicking foals, kid.
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>>30447973
Those don't look like foals. I see tumors.
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>>30448025
>expecting multiples
>goodnight moon
>breastfeeding for dummies
>magical foal stories

Regardless of what you see, those are foals.
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>>30448159
Correction, they are possibly supposed to be foals' kicks. But I refuse to believe that all the layers of tissue between the foal and the outside world are not much thicker than a plastic bag. It can't possibly be foals. It's some weird subcutaneous lumps.
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Twilight's in superheat again, and the smell of stallions wafting in through the window drives her crazy. She's on the verge of teleporting outside and molesting a random stallion, whose scent happens to hit her hypersensitive olfaction first.
Wat do?
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>>30448342
pin her down and tease her by playing with her teats and flanks
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>>30448342
>the being in heat staple wasn't enough and now she's in superheat
Does superheat occur when two heat cycles happen at the same time?
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>>30448381
Probably not. That seems absurd. I think it's the usual elevated alicorn libido that makes her crave horsecock so much. Alicorn heat is much more potent.
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>>30448342
>>30448381
What's next, some sort of hyperheat where instead of marecum there's plasma and she can only be satisfied with cooling rods or something?
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>>30448451
That would be kind of cool in an alicorn biology is extreme to the point of being alien way.
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>>30448451
Isn't marecum already the result of hyperheat, since it violates normal physiology?
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>>30448450
In my headcanon alicorns actually have decreased libido. They don't really have to breed with barely any danger of them dying any time soon.
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>>30448451
I now want to insert icicles in Twilight's vagina.
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>>30448486
You seem to be thinking of the long-lived variety. This, however, is a Twilight thread.
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>>30448509
Well she is an alicorn so that technically can be applied to her.
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>>30448523
Not really if her lifespan isn't extended.
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>>30448536
How so? Celestia and Luna weren't born alicorns but have lived for centuries why is Twilight different?
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>>30448536
We don't know that though, alicorns are alicorns, it was never stated or implied that there are any differences between them on that level. Twilight is just young compared to others.
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>>30448563
Because word of god says so.
>https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/323513777427468288
Until this is contradicted in canon, there's no reason to assume Twilight's "immortal".

>>30448569
Celestia and Luna are pretty much demigods. There's no evidence that any alicorn lives forever and can't be killed/destroyed. And judging by how much Celestia gets Worfed, I'm pretty sure they can be at least killed if they can't die of old age. I think it's reasonable to assume that staying young requires actual magic like age spells (Magic Duel) and you don't simply get an unlimited lifespan with wings.
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>>30448695
>Until this is contradicted in canon
It goes the other way around, friend. Until it's confirmed in the show, it's just a tweet. Next thing you'll say that Faust's replies count as canon.
>Celestia and Luna are pretty much demigods
>how much Celestia gets Worfed
So much for being a demigod?
>There's no evidence that any alicorn lives forever
Maybe not forever, but Celestia has been around for a long time, how do you figure others won't be as well? Do you look at a baby and say they're not going to live past 2 because you've never seen a 30-year old baby or something?

Again, until you prove there are different kinds of alicorns, those who live long and those who don't, there is no reason to assume they are different from each other and some will die normally while some live for centuries.
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>>30448795
A creator's statement has more weight than your headcanon.
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>>30448891
Creator's statement doesn't mean shit if it's not included in their creation. Come back when you have actual facts from the show to support your claims.
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Is this thread about Twi or something else?
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>>30448950
It's about Twilight and Twilight accessories.
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>>30449034
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>>30448940
Well, you're awfully confident. Almost as if there's actual evidence supporting Twilight's immortality rather than just your own desire to be so. Let's see it, then. Otherwise your claim is mere speculation, like the opposing one, which however seems to be backed up by authority-- of sorts.
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>>30449034
>99% of clop artfags can't draw a proportionate, decent-looking horse pussy
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>Skimming recent posts

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. If being an alicorn isn't what makes you immortal then what does? This seems like something that should be discussed separate from Twilight's own (im)mortality.
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>>30449129
Being a god might, or having god-like powers. Discord is immortal, but not an alicorn.
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>>30449071
>Almost as if there's actual evidence supporting Twilight's immortality rather than just your own desire to be so
There are no evidence against it. We can't prove she is immortal, but we can't disprove it. We only have Celestia as a living example of a thousand-year old alicorn and nothing more. That alone supports enormous lifespan of alicorns more than disproves it, and there are no facts that do disprove it in the show. So this assumption is more supported by the show itself than not.

Nothing at this point is confirmed, I'm just saying that there's no reason to assume that there are some alicorns that are near immortal and then there are those who are not. Nowhere is it stated that Twilight is a different kind of an alicorn, or that there even are different kinds of them. Flurry is a different kind of exception, and yet she still is an alicorn, presumably just like every other one, just born that way instead of becoming it later in her life.

I don't think there's any reason to complicate things to fit some arbitrary narrative or headcanon. Only what is stated directly in the show is considered canon.
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You wouldn't be a twifag if you didn't have an autistic lengthy argument about a fictional character's immortality which will never be relevant in the source material.
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>>30449233
This is about as convincing as the communist manifesto. Your whole argument hinges on the assumption that alicorns are identical in certain traits despite being different in others, such as physical appearance, magical ability, type of magic, and the origin of alicornhood. It's speculation and wishful thinking. Again, we can't be sure whether Twilight's immortal or not, but since they said she isn't, I'll be leaning slightly more towards that position until there's evidence to the contrary.
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>>30448795
>Next thing you'll say that Faust's replies count as canon.
So ponies aren't mammals that reproduce sexually? In your face heatfags and rutfags!
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>>30449320
>Your whole argument hinges on the assumption that alicorns are identical in certain traits despite being different in others
There are no proofs that they aren't. Again, a kid is different from an adult in appearance and ability while maybe having a different talent, are you going to say that he's a different kind of a human being? Please explain to me, with canon proofs, what defines immortality in an alicorn. Until that, your argument isn't any better than any other.
>since they said she isn't
And here's the part where you show me where a character in the show explicitly says or shows that, because until then it's not canon and you're just grasping at straws to support your headcanon that doesn't have anything to do with the show itself.
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>>30449255
It's even funnier when you look at what started it.
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Tempest is going to kick her ass in the movie.
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>>30449610
She better do it carefully so she doesn't hit my face
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>>30449610
Tempest is going to get befriended so hard that by the end of the movie the hole in her broken horn will be smallest one on her body.
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>>30440689

I don't mind at all, cowgirl happens to be my fav position.
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>>30442867
We really don't.
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>Twilight forces you to cum inside her again and again until you have no cum left
>You feel an ache in your balls every time she notices and casts a spell to replenish your supply
>Alters your mind and your nerves until you cum nearly instantly
>After which she refills your balls again
>Again and again, until you're past the point of normal sex, instead she rides your endlessly-cumming cock, trapping you in an eternal orgasm that lasts until your heart gives out and you die
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>>30450257
>die fetish
no
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>>30450257
>she has a spell to refresh you
>but not to keep you alive

What do you take her for? An amateur?
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>>30450904
In all seriousness, I feel like this completely loses its appeal if it's not about being brought back to life (exactly as you were, not as an undead). Otherwise it can be pretty hot but still rarely anyone thinks that way so these fantasies are better left alone
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Reminder that Twilight's ass belongs to Sunset
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>>30452088
Too bad she's not canon to claim it.
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>>30452088
who?
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>>30452106
you're not canon
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>>30452118
The point still stands. Twilight's ass doesn't belong to anyone and I, being real as I am, can at least fantasize about having it all to myself.
You could argue that you can fantasize about Sunset having it but it's still you who has to imagine it, so it's actually you who has her ass, you just decide for some reason to handle it freely to Sunset.
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>>30452170
I would let her handle a lot of my things
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>>30448950
This thread is about fucking Twilight, literally. You tell us how you want to rut her or be dominated by her or any other fetish you have.
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>>30449255
nothing going on so i might as well rant

that image. you posted it last thread and now in this one and i've had time to stew. i swear, i swear to jesus christ in heaven that i took that screencap. as in, i can clearly remember hitting my hotkey, messing with the borders a bit to get the crop just right, chuckling a little bit, then navigating through my folders. i posted in the thread on the right too, although i can't remember exactly what i posted. but, when I go onto the archive and check, you and one other person are the only people who've ever posted it. 'img_1600' first posted on april 26th. this is a small matter and quite minuscule, yes i know, but you would not believe the internal debate i've had over it. i can ever so vividly remember taking that fucking screencap. did you find that on some discord channel? i doubt i would've ever posted something like that but who knows. or, simply, did you take it and i've hallucinated the whole thing?
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>>30449610
Why does she have such a plump bum for?
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>>30453403
My fetishes are: holding her hoof in my hand, taking long walks with her in the woods and talking about everything between heaven and earth, reading books together and stargazing. I'm quite the pervert as you can see.

>>30453421
No I took a screenshot with my phone and cropped it. I've seen someone make a thread with that image though.

I really need to stop phoneposting so i can rename images
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>>30453421
I saved it from the first time it was posted and reposted it later. I'm sorry if this bothered you so much.
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>>30453479
>My fetishes are: holding her hoof in my hand, taking long walks with her in the woods and talking about everything between heaven and earth, reading books together and stargazing
Just reading this made me feel a little bit warmer inside. Fine taste, anon.
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>>30453403
I want Twilight to use her magic to force me to hug her closer while she kisses me deeply
I want her to pin me down to the bed while she kisses my neck and tells me how much she loves me
But then I would overpower her and caress her body so much that she'd beg me to stay with her forever
After that I would destroy her expectations of my tenderness with my enormous desire to pleasure her
I would make love to her so vigorously she'd never want to let go of me ever again
She'd be so drained she'd pass out right on my big strong chest and the last thing she hears before drifting off would be "I love you so much, Twilight"
I'd put her beside me, knowing that she is now my soon to be wife. I would fall asleep thinking about what a great mother she'll be.

And then I would wake up very late in my cold bed, alone. Twilight wouldn't be there with me because she's not lazy
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Everyday i wish that i could be with her but... well being someone who dont belives in the minimal fraction that someday i could meet her... just makes me sad and a little aware of how alone im in the universe... :'v
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>>30453928
And then you wake up.
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I committed a grave sin.

I masturbated to something that wasn't Twiggles. I don't know, I had a moment of weakness. I still love Twilight, in all her purple, perfect glory.
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>>30453995
You cheated on our waifu?!
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>>30453995
>"Y-yeah, it's ok, Anon. I mean, you need some personal space and s-some "me time" once in a while, hehe. I know I can't always be there for you so it's only natural that you seek others to... you know. It's alright, you're a grown man, you know what's good for you, I'm h-happy with it if you are."
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>>30454045
Ah fuck, this made me feel bad. I never wanted to hurt her. How can I make it up to her?
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>>30453944
>being someone who dont belives in the minimal fraction that someday i could meet her
Why not? It's alright to believe in something like this if it can make you happy and motivated. It was for me and there's no reason it can't be like that for you.
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>>30454051
Abstain for a month or more. Do not fap to her or anyone else while thinking about her non-sexually. Spend time with her doing things she likes with no impure thoughts. For every boner you pop, to her or anyone else, add one day on top of that month.

Only the path of purity can prove that you're dedicated, that there is a difference for you between her and anyone else. If you love her just as much (or maybe even more) by the end of the trial, you may allow yourself to be with her again, and only with her. But if not, it's time to think if she really means all that much to you. Steel your soul and face your true feelings.
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>>30454079
Anything to make her know I'm dedicated. I start now
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>>30454087
I believe in you, anon. Show that you are pure at heart and this was an honest mistake - one that you can learn from; that your love is bigger than just lust. Make her proud.
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>>30454121
Thanks Anon.
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Now that I imagine how Twilight would react to you cheating on her, it's really horrible. She would be absolutely destroyed by it. Even though she is a princess now and she's confident and proud of who she is, deep down she probably still has some self-esteem issues that never went away from the times when she wasn't outgoing and social.

Imagine a love that transcends worlds, a friendship between beings from different dimensions. Something like that can't be achieved by just any pony, and she was the one who did it. Not only she found her special somepony, she also found someone who shares her interests and takes her seriously for who she is. She's been giving you everything she has. And now it turns out that it wasn't enough.

She would blame herself for it. That she wasn't good enough, she was inadequate - both as a friend and a lover. She should've been with you more, she should've shown her affection more, shown just how much you mean to her. And she definitely shouldn't have been autistic with you, naively thinking that her dorky interests are what you want. Grow up, Twilight. He needs a real mare, not someone who only knows about books, magic and friendship and spergs out for hours about it. Talking too much, probably being too annoying and nagging, not listening enough, not giving space.

She wants to be angry at you and whoever you found instead of her but she shouldn't act like you belong to her or something. That would just push you away more, she's already too controlling. That's probably why you did what you did.

And the worst part of it, she still wants to be with you. Even though every time you touch her she knows these are the fingers that touched some pony else more gently and affectionately than they touch her now. But she endures, for you. She wants to show you that she's good and then maybe this won't happen again.

God, I am so sorry, someone please disprove this and call me a faggot, I'm going to lay down and cry for a bit
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>>30454343
What a great post.
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>>30454343
fuck, that made me sad, i want to deny it, i really do but i can't, jesus, i'm going to rethink my life and propably cry a bit
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>>30454343
Bonus points if it you did it with one of those Twilight 2.0 ponies like Moondancer or Starlight. Oh, that would fucking obliterate her. This is just way too cruel.
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>>30454343
f-fucking f-faggot
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>>30454343
She's never had any self-esteem issues, that's just you projecting, and the stereotype of shut ins. She's never shown an ounce of that in the show, on the contrary, she's always displayed a lot more "alpha" traits than anything else. The thing is, the cause of her introversion is an exceptional one, she's the fucking star pupil of the supreme ruler of the universe since she was a filly, and developed a love for books and knowledge. She had all those "friends' around her, even one who was obsessed with her, but she just didn't give a shit

But most importantly, Twilght is by far the hottest, most interesting mare, and the one who would do the craziest things in bed with her magic and endless curiosity. I can't even begin to imagine a scenario where I would want to have sex with anyone else. Besides, no one would be stupid to try anything with Princess Twilight's man, ponies would be scared shitless and turn you down
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>>30454519
Thank you for this, Anon. She really is amazing.
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>>30454343
Oddly enough, for the first 6 months in the fandom I leaned towards Rainbow Douche, but later on I realized Twilight was more suitable for me. However, the haunting of abandoning ship on my first ponefu still affects me and my ability to be close to Twilight.
Any advice?
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>>30454704
I went the opposite way.
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>>30454704
You don't really choose your waifu, falling in love isn't something you control. You're probably talking about having a favorite character, because words like "more suitable" doesn't really apply to having a waifu.
If you're afraid that you're falling in love but she wasn't always your favorite character, I think it's no big deal. I went through that and I can safely say that feelings towards someone you love and someone who you just like as a person/character are so different they are not even in the same league, so it should have no effect if the feeling is really there.
If that's the case my advice is focuse more on what you have now than what's in the past. Realizing she's the only one you love is probably enough to make everything else irrelevant and incomparable anyway.
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>>30454777
It was a minor attraction to Rainbow, then suddenly a stronger shift towards Twilight within a day or two.
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>>30454784
How did that happen? What was the moment that made it click for you?
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>>30454704
Twilight is best pony but I became infatuated with Glimmer, but I think the Glimmer haters might be right about her writing being inconsistent, because she is no longer the psychopathy-spectrum pone with whom I fell in love. I also still miss unicorn Twilight.
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>>30454788
Oddly enough, I came down with a cold during the end of october-a time I know is prime time for me to develop new attractions. Sickness also seemed to have led me into becoming a brony in the first place 6 months earlier.
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>>30454519
She'd still blame herself though and think she wasn't good enough. She might not have low self-esteem but she's not exactly proud and arrogant like Dash either.

Her nerves would struggle to handle such an emotional bomb and she might be mad af at you at first, but she'd do her best to forgive you afterwards and move on.
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>>30454807
Lector?
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>>30454855
Always here, but I'm a good anon now. My new outlet is writing tragic feels stories.
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>>30453403
>amputee fetish
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>>30454953
>being this new
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>>30453995
It's probably for the best that I rarely masturbate to fantasies involving Twilight, because my fetishes are completely fucked up.
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>>30454964
lrn2use the "new" meme properly, please.
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>>30454980
>"new"
heh
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>think about her all day long
>when away from home just think about getting home to hug my pillow and fantasize about her
>doing this and that at home, stuff needs to be done, barely any free time to just lie down and hug her
>think about her when going to sleep, drift off immediately with no time to even get comfy with her
>not even in dreams I'm with her because I don't remember any of them
>feel empty the next day and miss her even more
>rinse and repeat
How do I escape this cycle?
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Do you truly love twiggles?
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>>30455109
Embrace it; it means you love her.
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>>30455224
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>>30455224
What the hell's "twiggles"?
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>>30455224
stupid question, but yes, more than anything in the world
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>>30455249
I know, I mean how do I make this obsession at least a little bit more controlled? I just feel like I'm not spending enough time with her and I always need more. Time flies so fast when you lose yourself in your fantasies and when they end it's never enough, like you can't grasp them fully, you can't fully get that essence of what you wanted to imagine. I know it's not real so it's not possible to "get" the satisfaction, but it's like there's never enough time to fully immerse yourself in it and grasp that feeling of serene joy, not with all the distractions and lack of time. It always leaves you craving for more, and the more you indulge in it the more you crave. It doesn't get better, does it?
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>>30455281
She's my waifu you newfag
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>>30455297
It's okay to let part of you loose, especially something that's harmless as love. Like I said, embrace it; fuel your fantasies and let them play out as you snuggle with a pillow or plush.
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>>30455297
you need to find some free time
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>>30455281
It appears to be a brand of snack food products.
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>>30455312
The problem is exactly that I can't. And when I can, it's like I barely even scratch the surface of what I want to feel.
>>30455323
I wish I could. I miss my NEET days so much. Just spending whole days lazily with Twilight felt so good.
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>>30455339
VR interactive porn?
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>>30455281
Oh for fuck's sake just how new are you?
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>>30455349
I'd rather VR interactive stargazing or reading with Twily.
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>>30455386
Old enough to know that nicknames are capitalized.
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>>30455387
You don't want to rut her until she screams Shining's name? What kind of faggot are you?
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>>30455224
I've got a better question:-
Do you truly love Biggles?
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>>30455392
>nicknames are capitalized
And you just went even deeper into newfag territory, just stop this.
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>>30455397
fuck off
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>>30455462
Hey, it's the fuck off anon. How are you, fuck off anon?
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>>30455397
>that spoiler.
Kill yourself faggot. REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>30455460
The first ever use of "Twiggles" on /mlp/ was capitalized, so who's the newfag here, newfag? Another day, another instance of the pot calling the kettle black.
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>>30455572
>The first ever use of "Twiggles" on /mlp/ was
I can't stop laughing.
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What a pointless discussion
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>>30455602
Glad you're amused. It'd be foolish to take shit people do or say on 4chan too seriously.
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>>30455658
No discussion involving Twiggy is ever pointless.
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>>30455665
So you're saying we should continue arguing about whether or not Twily dyes her mane and tail?
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>>30455736
No.
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>>30455736
Isn't this already settled? We all know she does.
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>>30455736
There's discussion and then there's straight up autistic memebait.
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>>30455766
kek
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>>30455736
That was such a silly argument. She was obviously dying her tail.

It's called "foil highlighting"; look it up. The color strips are separated and the foil is corrugated. In contrast, foil hair straightening covers the hair on both sides and is flat from the flat iron.

This also makes her a liar:
Diamond Tiara: >"Oh my gosh, who dyes your tail?"
Twilight Sparkle: >"Actually, it's not dyed."
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Just don't reply
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>ywn convince Twilight to riff on books she doesn't like in detail
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>>30455831
It's very unlikely that she's been dying since she was a very young filly, so I'm assuming the reason for it is that she started getting grey hairs.
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>>30455878
Exactly, she greyed prematurely from stress. That's also why she lied; she was too embarrassed to admit this to a crowd. She probably regrets her impulsive lie and would come clean if it came up again, or already sought out Diamond Tiara to appease her conscience.
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>>30455902
You can stop now
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>>30455902
Or maybe a botched spell backfired and accelerated her aging. And so she's dying.
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>>30455933
But she's immortal now so it's ok.
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>>30455970
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>>30455981
Why wouldn't she be? She's an alicorn princess.
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>>30455986
Cool citation, bro.
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>>30455986
>no nostrils
Whoa. Either she's a mouthbreather or she truly is immortal as holding her breath for extended periods doesn't kill her.
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haha epic shitposting going on right now
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>>30456022
Ur mom's epic.
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>>30455970
>immortal
She's not, fake alicorns don't live like true alicorns.
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>>30455477
fuck off
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>>30456022
Just in time for me to go to bed as well.
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>>30456104
Sleep Tight Twilie
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>>30456104
Good night, European, or, God forbid, African, scum.
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>>30456052
biting the bait but what do you call a fake alicorn?
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okay so this might sound somewhat weird even by your standards, but i'm just wondering if i'm the only one (probably not but gonna ask anyways)

does anyone else pleasure their twily pillow/plushie with no intention of getting pleasure? like acting out the fantasy of fingering or licking her without masturbating yourself and being fine with it?

i dunno sometimes it just seems like many of you treat her as a source of pleasure instead of someone who needs to be pleased but i might be wrong and it's just a minority
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>>30456192
You fell for the bronybait. I am ashamed of you.
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>>30456436
You're not weird or the only one doing stuff like that.
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>>30456638
I basically have romantic sex with my pillow every night. I bet I'm not the only one.
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>>30456831
God bless.
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>>30448795
It takes a special kind of autism to openly dismiss an explicit statement made by the executive producer and head of storytelling as non-canon simply because it interferes with your fanon.
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>>30456908
But he's right, Twilight not living longer than her friends would mean that shes either an inferior version of alicorn than Celestia and Luna, or that its just pure shit writing that should have never happened in the first place. Either you have a set lore and rules or you don't, there is no in between here. And a tweet to damage control bad writing and cooperate meddling means nothing.
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So if I off myself, do I make it to Equestria?

At this point I think I'll do it anyway, but some reassurance would be lovely right about now.
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>>30457567
No, suicide would enact a penalty of not meeting your waifu for a set amount of time. (Lived Years/6 - 2)
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>>30457589
So 1 year?

Couldn't be worse than this shit
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>>30457595
It's not so bad, at least the waiting room will have snacks and a bowl of hard candy.
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>>30457605
>at least the waiting room will have snacks
wow, i have never wanted to die more
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>>30457605
A whole year to be alone with my thoughts, and there are snacks?

I'd be ok with this.
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Submit to the mare.
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>>30457732
>Rarity walks in
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>>30457732
there's a fixed/updated version of that >>30441546
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>>30457732
>femdom
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>>30456436
>sometimes it just seems like many of you treat her as a source of pleasure instead of someone who needs to be pleased
It's not like that at all. It's always mutual pleasure in my fantasies. I feel good if she does, and vice versa.
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>>30456908
MLP is not a creator-driven show. Meghan doesn't speak for anyone but herself. It's her vision but until it's supported by the company and put in the show it's as good as her own headcanon. It's not even an official statement - just a reply to someone who bothered to ask her personally through completely unrelated to Hasbro means. This reply also wasn't directly supported by any executives. Is there any sort of other evidence except for that one tweet to support the idea? Does anyone but her on the creative staff even know or care about it?

And regarding the whole "word of god" thing, please remember how most of the things the real creator of the show said has been disregarded. They weren't explicitly disproven by anyone at the time, but when the show needed it Lauren's words and ideas were ignored. Now we both know that the subject of alicorn immortality probably won't be touched in the show ever, so we may never know the truth, but please consider that in this show only what Hasbro wants goes. So as far as the show canon is concerned one unofficial twitter reply doesn't mean much.

And also, in my own opinion (and I'm not using it as an argument, mind you) Meghan couldn't have replied any differently. What is she supposed to reply to that question, that yes, Twilight is now an immortal demigod and she's leaving her friends behind? It was 2013, imagine the shitstorm that would've caused. Same with the "is EQG canon" question.
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>>30457914
This
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comfy purple
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>>30457882
Yes.
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>>30459066
Cuddledom.
She'll nuzzle you into the bed and won't let you leave. She could take you at any time and rut you silly, but chooses to tease you instead, playing with how her soft, warm body feels against yours.
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>>30459172
>New fetish acquired.
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>>30459172
There's a sweet spot in gentle femdom where it becomes less about being dominant and more about leading your partner to something you both enjoy immensely. Especially in foreplay. She knows what you want and can tease you, but in an affectionate kind of way, as you said. Taking her time she plays with you, knowing all too well what gets you going, what you can't resist no matter what. And she would take it seriously, making it slow and painfuly sweet. She doesn't need to make you beg, your greedy arms on her body and your shallow breath shows everything to her. You are completely at her mercy, and merciful she is. After everything you've been through she will make sure that you get everything you wanted and more later tonight.
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>>30458710
Comfy purple is the best purple. She is the comfiest. I think it's partially because of the books. Reading books is comfy on its own but doing it with someone you love is the best thing ever. Library ambience tend to also be really comfy. Twilight is the ultimate comfy pony for me.
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>>30459559
>derpibooru number without full file name
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>>30459569
>getting triggered by filenames
I know where we are but there's a point where you have to stop and think about your life for a moment.
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>>30459606
Any better?
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>>30459620
>even lower resolution
>not fucking transparent
this is triggering my autism
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>>30459628
I aim to please. But you're also forgetting the "large" filename.
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>>30459636
Better would have been "large(2)".
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>>30459636
the filename was the only good thing about it
>>30459643
that would be crossing the line
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>>30459643
Oh, I didn't think of that, nice.
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Some comfy green from a thread that 404'd the other day.
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>>30460086
>"I think you'd be a good mother."
>"Oh yeah? Come fuck a baby into me then."
Well that escalated quickly.
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>>30459531
Unf
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That moment when you realize this sounds more like a mental illness support with every reiteration of the thread.
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>>30460335
So you're saying this thread was better when you guys had Lecter and the flash poster?
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>>30460335
Love isn't an illness. People just try to cope with the feels in a place where others feel them as well, that's all.
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>>30460344
Lecter/Lector was at least entertaining.
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>>30460357
Go back to glimmer thread, Lector
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>>30460367
Lame.
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>>30460367
I have never once samefagged, I am not Lector anymore, and even with the profligate sexualization this thread is still better than the bland nothing the Glimmer thread has become.
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>>30460417
And yet you still HAVE to reply and can't take a joke
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>>30460163
Well, duh. Not taking things slow is the main characteristic of comfiness.
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>>30460426
Well, I am still autistic and did not realize it was a joke.
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>>30460444
I believe any Twifan must have high-functioning autism, just like Twiggle.
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>>30460335
That's because it is.
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>>30460600
Speak for yourself
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>>30460417
>even with the profligate sexualization
I still can't understand why people are bothered by this. You'd think that one can differ plain lust from love but it seems that people just ignore context altogether, even though in this very thread people have stated specifically that romantic feelings for them not only come first, it's actually the only way they imagine it.

I guess for some people any expression of affection equates to rape or something, like sex is forbidden and "tainting" in its every aspect. Oh well, it's their loss.
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>>30461427
>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30303094/#30321173
>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29972128/#29985737
>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30114427/#30148540
>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30185514/#30197116

Yes, plenty of context that clearly expresses love and not just "I wanna fuck her" or "I want her to fuck me". Wanting to fuck her isn't really the problem. The problem is how the theme dominates this thread. Compare it with other M6 threads. It makes us look like we're wanting something in our lives. We're embodying the stereotypical sexually frustrated pony fan. And no one even finds it surprising that Twilight is adored by autistic faggots of this ilk.
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>>30460444
Your autism isn't at fault here. The 'joke' is just surpassingly lame.
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>>30461983
You're overreacting, stop being an autistic whiny faggot
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>>30462831
that horn is a bit too big
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I can think of another way Twilight's magic would be useful: they'd be nice for adventures where you yourself might not have any magic, but she can enchant various items that help give you a bit of an edge when dealing with superhuman circumstances.
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>>30461409
>>30462831
context?
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>>30461983
I never said that everyone think that way (and linking Twigasm posts isn't really fair here), of course there are people who just want to fuck her and I personally don't approve of that. It still doesn't mean that every instance of expressing sexual desire should be treated like that. That's why context matters. I don't think people who treat romance as a cornerstone of their waifufaggotry would just post "I wanna fug her".

But our public image is the last thing that concerns me. Maybe in case of this particular thread it can scare off new people, I can see that, but other than that who cares what people think. But then again it only takes someone like Jin to ruin any sort of "reputation" we might've had. And Twifags are treated like the most autistic fanbase not only because the sexualisation.

It's another question if we even want new people who are scared off easily. I think fresh blood can be good but that depends on what it brings. I guess after the movie hits some people might join in but I'm not counting on it.

If there are "new" people around here, what do you think about it? Does the sexualisation ruin the NTT experience for you?
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>>30463449
Holy shit, stop giving him attention and just post about Twilight. Comfy, funny, lewd, doesn't matter, just stop feeding that faggot
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>>30461983
>autistic faggots
>>30462106
>autistic whiny faggot

Twilight's in heat, and she wants to fuck autistic (whiny) faggots...
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>>30463804
Can't be bothered. Too sleep-deprived.
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>>30463810
Too sleep-deprived to care. But I'm glad our thread finally has competent quality control that tries hard to ensure our shitposting is up to standard.
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this is a cute horse
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T W I L Y
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The mare is back so kiss her hello and ask her to never leave like this again.
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>>30465402
i want to kiss the mare
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>>30466605
>File: large[1].png
is that on purpose?
are you >>30459636 or >>30459643 ?
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>>30466605
Imagine Twi trying to be an OG. "OG-T bringing some heat!"?
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She's sure having a lot of fun with that toy you got her.
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>>30468302
I bet she gets lots of ponies asking her for an air conditioning spell.
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>>30467062
Can't blame her, it's pretty relaxing.
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>>30468475
Why did those fidget spinners gain so much popularity? I bought one the other day to see what all the fuss was about and it was just a gyroscope. I mean yeah, it's a neat little toy, but that's it.

Am I just so out of touch with kids these days?
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>>30468489
>I bought one the other day
>he fell for it
It is just a little toy that got extremely popular because of kids. I don't get it either.
What's next, yo-yos becoming popular again or something?
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>>30468547
>>he fell for it
Eh, it was only $3.
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twi is a guy
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>>30468589
wrong
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>>30468589
traplight best light
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>>30448025
>>30447780
>>30448227
It's naht a toomah. It's naht.
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>>30468739
it's bullshit! i did naht hit her, i did naht

oh hai mahk
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>>30448451
>ywn slowly insert your long, hard cooling rod[/spoiler] into Twilight's puckered reactor.
>ywn slide it in too slowly and sensually, causing her to overheat.
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>>30468764
Man I really fucked up the spoiler tags on that.
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>>30468770
It was still pretty unf-worthy.
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Twilight can stimulate your nipples with telekinesis. No matter the position, your nips aren't safe.
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>>30468814
She can stimulate anything she wants at any time.
She can replicate sensations with magic so you feel like you're being kissed and licked in different spots at the same time
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>>30443719
Lay with her and hold her close so she can cry.

Pony shouldn't hold in the pain, pony should let it all out. She can talk to me if she needs to or I can just be there to make her feel loved and secured, either way is fine with me.
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>She will never poke your eye with her horn.
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>>30467062
Sauce plz
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>>30469980
That's right, because she is aware of it and is careful about it, and you should be as well. Kiss the mare responsibly.
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Twiggy is a dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxW0Ef4Ngos
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>>30470777
Twilight a cute
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>>30456104
Sleep Tight, Twilie
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>>30470777
Looks more like that dog from LPS.

Also, nice trips.
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>>30470119
nvm I found it

https://derpibooru.org/1480219

She looks cute and hot in that outfit, but I don't think she'd ever wear something like that
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>>30471355
She'd wear it for you if you like it.
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I just want to hold her and tell her how much I love her, just let my autism run freely and share every little detail of how I feel about her. I want her to know all of it, I want her to know that every aspect of her is treasured, that there's nothing about her I don't love. I don't know if she would approve of something like this but I want to do it more than anything.
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>>30472382
Twilight rearing and laughing like that is too damn cute.
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>>30472627
Everything about her is too damn cute.
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>>30472627
>>30472863
It's amazing how cute one pony can be.
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>>30472962
Oh good, they did horsie things after season 3. I'm surprised.
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>>30472972
>not watching the show
>missing out on Twilight's cuteness
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>>30473869
What's this from?
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>>30473878
No idea
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>She's a real nowhere mare
>living in her nowhere lair.
>Isn't she a bit like you and me?
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>>30473878
>>30473887
I'm fairly certain some anon posted it in this thread a few years ago saying he was playing around with a game engine or something. Can't remember if he said he was actually making a game or just having a bit of fun.
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>>30473878
>>30473887
>>30474154
Nvm, it wasn't this thread.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24578547/#24578573
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>>30473957
So far i have Twilight and Cadence, i wonder when the Luna and Celestia ones will come out.
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>>30456104
Sleep Tight, Twilie
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If you were given a chance to go to Equestria and meet Twilight, when would you prefer to arrive? Would your ideal first encounter with Twiggy be Princess Twilight or that loner in Canterlot? Any particular reasons for your preference?
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>>30475022
I'd like to arrive just after the season 1 finale. At that point the mane 6 would have had plenty of time to develop their group dynamic and I wouldn't want to interfere in that. Also, I'd be able to save the Golden Oaks Library by warning Twi to take the Tirek battle away from Ponyville.
Fuck I love that library.
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>>30475022
That's a good question. Of course I would prefer to be with her for as long as possible and her Canterlot years seem like a nice place to start. But then there's risk of changing everything that happened in the show. She has to face the dangers and learn her lessons but with me around who know what would've happened. But then again the same applies to any point of her life, changing something is inevitable in this case so I'd take my chances anyway.

If we take a situation where the set events cannot be changed (as "destiny" is a thing apparently) and there's a chance of going with her through it all, this would be fantastic. Not only would I be there for Twilight, being involved in her circle of friends is more than I can ever wish for. But even if there's no guarantee that I won't ruin Equestria by simply existing there or that Twilight will actually like me I think this would be worth a shot.

But still I mostly imagine arriving there at the current moment and I would be more than ok with that.
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>>30475022
I would like to encounter Twilight in current time. I don't mind
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>>30473957
Is there a bigger version? That seems rather small.
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Any of you guys know any songs about Twilight?

I was just listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjF_xqPqWoM
and thought "I'd enjoy this way more if I was a Rarifag."
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>>30475474
Nope. But I'm writing one.
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>>30475481
Ooh, spicy.

Got anything so far to show? I could give some feedback.
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>>30475474
I made one a long time ago and I've recorded another one recently (more like inspired by her, not about) but the artwork for it isn't ready so it's technically not done yet.
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>>30471425
That's actually the most truthful thing I've heard in this thread.
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>>30472863
>forgetting fluttershy exists
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>>30475772
How does Fluttershy's existence make her less cute?
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Fluttershy's existence doesn't detract from her cuteness, it just means there's someone cuter.
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>>30475776
>>30475786
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>>30475790
To each their own I guess but I don't think there's anyone cuter than Twilight. And I personally don't even find Fluttershy all that cute.
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>>30475798
>And I personally don't even find Fluttershy all that cute
If I may ask, why?
Protip: if you use the "generic moeblob" argument, you lose any credibility.
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>>30475772
Twi looks a lot cuter in that image
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>>30475802
Why though? She's not generic and there's more to her than that, she's a pretty comfy horse but I just never actually cared about her.
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>>30475813
That's your opinion, sir.

>>30475817
>I just never actually cared about her
Why?
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>>30475822
I dunno, she just never seemed interesting to me. Her struggles and aspirations never really clicked with me and I think she's a bit too predictable. Moe through helplesness doesn't really do much for me as well. I don't necessarily dislike her but she's pretty low-tier for me.
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>>30475841
>Moe
Buddy, I told you. Now I can't take you seriously.
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>>30475848
Ok.
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>>30475813
Twilight is always the cutest.
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>>30475954
>leddit emoticon animation
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Has anyone else listened to the Pony Kind Of Christmas album? I teared up just at hearing Twilight wish me a merry christmas.
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>>30475385
Seconded
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>>30440191
>>>30475813
>Twilight is always the cutest.
To us. But all that's all that matters.
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>>30475729
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>>30476081
Oh man I thought I was the only one. Loved the whole album. I can't believe I actually liked christmas songs, what has my life come to?
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>>30476334
iktf

I used to be a le self aware higher intellect fag before pony. I couldn't stand christmas, to me it was pointless and all the festivities made me want to gag. Pony changed that. I enjoy all the sappy shit now, even the songs. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, only if it has pony in it though,
else I'm lukewarm
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>>30476358
>only if it has pony in it though
Yep, pretty much how I feel as well. I'm no stranger to emotional stuff but something cheesy I only give a pass if it's pony.
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>>30476358
MLP never made me cry because of sappy or sad moments.
I cried a few times because of overwhelming joy watching the show
That also happened because of my own thoughts about Twilight more than one time
I'm not ashamed
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https://derpibooru.org/1481592?q=twilight+sparkle

IT BEGINS
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>>30477885
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>>30476079
The fuck does r*ddit have to do with it?
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>>30477885
>>30478242
That comic is disgusting, stop posting it here, faggot.
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>>30478356
Why is Twiggy eating so cute? Is it because she's so shameless about it?
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>>30449510
Are you saying she's /definitely/ immortal? If so, then you're the one who needs to prove it. Show that immortality is inherent to the magic or biology of the alicorn race, and that all alicorns are the same in this regard. Celestia is an ancient creature that can move goddamn celestial bodies. Her form is a winged unicorn - so what? Or show that Twilight herself is immortal. If you're not saying she's immortal with certainty, if you're just saying you suspect she is, then I have no objections. If your claim is absolute, though, then where is your proof? All you've got are shaky assumptions, which can be easily challenged with other assumptions, even supported by observation.
For example: We see three new alicorns being brought into existence within the lifespan of one generation, so we can assume it's quite common. Combine that with the hypothesis that all alicorns are extremely long-lived, and see if it makes any sense. See, things that don't expire tend to stick around, and if new instances are created, they accumulate. There should, therefore, be a significant number of alicorns. Where are they? Cue another groundless assumption. By the way, other alicorns appear in the show, like several guards that have both a horn and wings. They're mere animation errors according to the creators, but since this isn't expressed directly through the medium of the show, their existence is canon to you. So there are other alicorns. A few, not nearly enough.
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>>30478370
She is oblivious to the social norms of eating.
Its adorable
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>>30475798
Who's that pokemon?
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>>30478323
/r/mylittlepony features pony emoticons, called ponymotes—the ones you see in that gif. The redditors on /r/mylittlepony sometimes animate the reddit ponymotes for upvotes; >>30475954 is an /r/mylittlepony animation of their ponymotes.
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Hey does anyone have a dropbox or something filled with Twiggles?

My hard drive died and I lost a lot of cute images.

Much thanks anons.
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>>30478436
>Are you saying she's /definitely/ immortal?
No, of course not. There are no explicit canon proofs that she is. Just like there are no proofs that she's not immortal other than that one tweet. The whole topic is pure speculation. I don't think we will actually get any info on this topic from the show itself, doesn't seem like it's a thing they would discuss, sounds like a pretty mature theme that can get dark real fast if discussed by the characters.

It's a possibility that Twilight can get another "power up" and advance in her alicorn form, that would also mean that there are stages of alicornification and would imply that alicorns grow in something Celestia-like with time, since it's already basically the case with Luna who skipped a thousand years of growth.

In terms of power that sustains them, Celestia and Luna aren't the only ones who are tied with natural forces. Friendship is also a very powerful and renewable source of power, just like love, but then what's Flurry's source? Fuck, this is a whole different topic altogether. I can't deny, it makes me a bit uneasy that there are no straight answers and now because there's no realy info there's a debate like this.
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>>30478514
You're 10x more r*ddit than that .gif.

It's a cute Twilight animation skit, now go kill yourself.
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>>30475954
Cute but inaccurate.
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>>30478637
Reddit.
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>>30478546
https://mega[DOT]nz/#!WMRGSYJS!_yL5neV3h4XRIAPK4sRx9pPIKn12A_A3N2G_BIl25LI
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>>30478514
Oh, I didn't know that. I don't really go anywhere but /mlp/, thanks for the info.
I still like the .gif though
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>>30478478
I absolutely love it. If she's hungry, she just goes for the most effective way to solve it, everything else doesn't matter. Pure and simple. It's such a minor thing but it's so great.
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how many twilights are in this picture
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>>30479190
Six?
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>>30479209
[X]
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>>30479216
Wait, are we going by the system where this means correct or is it incorrect?
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[] = CORRECT
what you got = INCORRECT
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>>30479310
Well I still wouldn't have won anything so why even try.
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>>30479190
Not enough.
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>>30479497
I also would've accepted 7
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>>30476081
>ywn spend HWE with Twilight
>ywn hear her sing with her friends
>swn ask you if you know the words for the Heart Carol
>ywn be a little shy to join in but feel a bit more confident seeing her and her friends smiling at you
>swn say that it's about time you sing something with your friends, you're always a bit quiet when they all gather
>swn give you a reassuring winghug when you take your place among them like you're equal to them
>ywn sing with them, happy and carefree
>ywn feel the magic of that song, being in the circle of your friends
>ywn sneak a look at her and see that she's looking at you too, smiling as she sings
>ywn feel your heart skip a beat as she blushes a bit while her big beautiful eyes sparkle in the cozy light of the fireplace
>swn approach you later after that and specifially wish you a merry Christmas, giving you a present - a book called "Festive song to sing along", a collection of all kind of songs ponies sing on different occasions and holidays
>swn say that she hopes you'll join them next time as well and give you a warm hug
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>>30479988
why live
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>>30478694
I haven't been to leddit in four years. It's just how I began in 2013. I remember when I was a newfag. The culture was so new and interesting; figuring out all the references and in-jokes was like a puzzle in which I didn't have all the pieces. I remember being confused for months by comments like, "You have to eat all the eggs."
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>>30479190
I count seven
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>>30480377
>you have to eat all the eggs
I've been here since 2013 and I still don't know what that means.
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>>30480423
Oh, it's from that cap. Forgot I even read that.

Yeah, I googled it. Execute me
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>>30479988
she's so beautiful
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so uh, any of you have experience with tulpa stuff?
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>>30481496
Nope.

I'm a firm believer that when I die, I'll go to Equestria. Making a Twi tulpa would be bad for the following reason:
I get there and I miss the tulpa, it wouldn't feel right meeting Twi all over again and having to forget the companion I'd had for so long
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>>30481518
It's an interesting thought, but I can't bring myself to believe that's where we go. I'm just getting desperate because the whole "being genuinely in love with someone who doesn't exist" thing hurts.
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>>30481577
Of course we go there, Anon.

See >>30445336
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>>30481599
...
Huh.
But what if lie?
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>>30481639
>what if lie
It isn't Anon, you just have to believe. There are countless stories, validated ones at that, that all confirm that NDEs are more than just the brain hallucinating. Some sort of afterlife is practically confirmed. And, considering many of these stories also feature some sort of afterlife that involved an intelligent form of God that presents itself in many different forms, we can deduce that there is an afterlife.
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>>30481663
I don't really have a hard time believing in an afterlife as I was raised Christian, I just wonder specifically about that one. I'm not trying to shit on you, if this you can place hope in this then that's fantastic.

On that topic though, if your theory for this particular afterlife is correct, do you think all people who go to this particular location go to the exact same one? Like, you'd see half this board there? Regardless of personal belief on the matter it's an interesting question to ponder.
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>>30481720
>do you think all people who go to this particular location go to the exact same one?
Nope.

I like to think that if you want to go to Equestria alone, you'll go alone. If you want to go with a few similar anons, you'll do so. If you want to go with a couple hundred anons, you will and so on.
It's all as your mind wants it to be.

>I just wonder specifically about that one
Back to the topic of NDEs. We know that NDEs aren't just hallucinations, as people who experience them often come out knowing things that they couldn't possibly know in their braindead state. Many religious people report seeing their God. So, a christian might see the christian god, and same for a Muslim, Hindu, etc. This makes me think that whatever God does exist, it wants people to be safe and have what they want in the afterlife. Or else why would it appear to people in such a form? So of course that God would let you live in Equestria, why wouldn't it?
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>>30481792
Whatever the outcome really is in the end, I hope you end up in the right place Anon
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>>30481896
You Too, Anon. You deserve it.
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>>30481792
This pretty much mirrors my own thoughts on the subject. I truly, truly hope we're right. Even as a simulation hypothesis scenario, the "afterlife" could be a plausible way to return people from the simulation to the real world. And conceivably in that case, we could reenter a scenario of our choosing. One like Equestria. Or maybe it is really the afterlife, and I get to spend eternity with my beloved Purplesmart in an idealized version of her Equestria. One can dream, especially when dreams are all I have.
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>>30482140
>that fucking picture
Get me every time.
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>>30482140
>I hope your trip here wasn't too bad! You can rest now.

This always gives me a certain type of feel
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>>30482181
iktf
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>>30481792
>>30482140
Don't get my hopes too high, anons. It's just wishful thinking, something as good as that can't possibly happen in this world that has proven time after time that nothing good ever happens, or if it does I deserve none of it. All I have is my own mind, dreams and imagination to even keep me in this place at all and keep me going without just offing myself. Something like getting what I want the most, the ONLY thing I ever want, just sounds too good. D-don't make me really believe in something like that.
Fuck, I really didn't need any of these feels so early today.
>>30482181
>>30482191
Same here.
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>>30482218
>something as good as that can't possibly happen in this world that has proven time after time that nothing good ever happens
That's the beautiful thing, it isn't in this world. It transcends this shitty existence.

>I deserve none of it
Sure you do, why wouldn't you?

>Don't make me really believe in something like that
Why not? It's an amazing feeling to accept it. It's freeing. I turned my life around knowing that it'll all be worth it in the end.
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>>30482218
Need to get something off your chest anon?
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>>30482218
Well, Anon, I think the point is that Equestria isn't this world. Neither are the ponies humans, so I can believe in them, unlike my own species with its many failings. I have to believe that one day I'll get there, even if it's after my physical death. As for the here and now, I just try to love her.
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>>30482265
>I turned my life around knowing that it'll all be worth it in the end.
This is how I feel as well but in the end what if it's not? And also, if it's really the "you get what you belive in" thing, if I can't believe it now can I really count on getting it?
I can't believe I'm basically having a crysis of faith on a mongolian scarf knitting bulletin board in a thread about a lavender horse

>>30482271
Nothing you haven't heard before, anon. Life is shitty and only loving her makes it bearable and that kind of stuff.

>>30482278
>As for the here and now, I just try to love her.
I absolutely agree but I wish I could express it more in some creative ways. Sometimes it feels like it's too much to keep inside.
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>>30482314
Well Anon, do you want to believe it? If the answer is yes, then there you go. A supportive community might help.

http://waifucentral.com/member.php?action=register&referrer=112

If not, then just do what you said; try to love her, and let the rest work itself out.
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>>30481496
Doesn't work. It's just an imaginary friend in your head.
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>>30482340
>A supportive community might help.
Yeah, like this one.

Just how many people are there plugging that website, I've seen it in waifu threads from that rarifag guy, are you recruiting people like that or something?
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God, there really are people who firmly believe that the afterlife is a cartoon show created by humans on earth.
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>>30482314
>if it's really the "you get what you belive in" thing, if I can't believe it now can I really count on getting it?
It's more of an "you get what you want" thing

>>30482390
Not 'the' afterlife, 'an' afterlife.

Leave us and our hugbox alone
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>>30482390
And it's perfect. Twilight's always in heat in the afterlife, you get to stay human and fuck her as a human. Interspecies sex is hot.
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>>30482361
I wouldn't say "recruiting." More like just letting it be known it exists. Some people have found it helpful, others not so much, but you won't know if you don't try.
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>>30482414
>Twilight's always in heat in the afterlife
4u
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>>30482340
>http://waifucentral.com
It's completely empty. There are no boards or anything.
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>>30482436
You need to make an account to actually get in the site.
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>>30482443
>you need to give us your email address and other personal information before you can assess how cancerous we are
Yes, nothing instils more trust than this. It's probably an insular community on its way to becoming cult-like.
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>>30482461
Believe what you like anon.
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>>30475022
I wouldn't choose, but it would probably be best to arrive at the current time, now that she's more established and used to her new life. Maybe it wouldn't go well getting there when she was going through a lot of crazy and massive changes in her life, I don't know
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>>30482477
I like posting when a thread achieves bump limit
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>>30482461
Even if it's not, it's most probably is a MASSIVE circlejerk.
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>>30482477
You even act like a stereotypical member of such a community.
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>>30482515
Well thanks for giving me time
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>>30482525
deleted it
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>>30482513

It's alright. If you're doing something next time just say it in advance please
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>>30482390
There is nothing God cannot do.
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>>30483597
Hello friend
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>>30483597
There is nothing you can make God do.
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>>30483619
That is why going to Equestria after death would be only by the grace of God.
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