She is her bodyguard

>someone drew that

What is WRONG with you?

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>>30438884
That's really nice art.

>>30438884
That's fine I'll shank Sunset take Nyx and drown her to the closest river.
Get someone who is actually bodyguard worthy.

>>30438906
Came here to post this. Why the fuck would anyone seriously draw this? What was the purpose?

>>30438884
wtf I love Bacon Barbie now

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>>30438910
You think Sunset would just stand there and take it?

>>30439104
I like sansfriend

he is my friend

I don't have many friend

>>30439104
She took Flash's dick so she'll take anything.
Why argue with that?

Were reaching levels of cancer that shouldn't be possible.

>>30439131
Anything is possible anon.

>>30439132
Well if that's true, then the movie will resurrect the fandom and we shall usher in a golden age of ponies for another 7 years.

>>30439138
In that case never mind nothing's possible anon.

>>30439128
She's pure and they never even held hands you dirty liar.

>>30439173
O rly that's why flash broke up with her after he took her to bed.

>>30439108
I like you too buddy.

>>30439179
If you keep this up you're gonna have a bad time.

>>30439187
I'm just stating the facts.
Can't handle that sunset isn't pure?

>>30439193
Shimmy Sham is pure, Flash is too much of a cuck to have tried anything. Shimmy's only sexual experience was when Pinkie touched her boobs. Prove me wrong.

>>30439193
Shimmy straight up said she never liked him and she only used him to be popular, she's the PUREST maiden the franchise has to offer unlike [Insert your waifu] who is a complete whore.

Oh boy, the big liar is back

>>30439203
That's why flash broke up with her and she looks down when she said it, you know she was used for sex and it's best if you stop denying this.

>>30439206
She said that to save face.

>>30439209
>implying
Flash couldn't even stick his dick in Twily who was gagging for it, and Sunset wasn't even interested, so there's no way anything happened.

>>30439215
Nice headcanon.

>>30439218
Fuck I'm glad Twily was only made into a giggling schoolgirl in a non-canon universe. My waifu would not act like that normally, god damn it, especially not over some brad.

>>30439218
He pumped and dumped Sunset as for Twilight he wanted a to start with her but didn't get the chance since she had to go.

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>>30439224
Sorry to say this but she's lusting over the PERFECT GENTLEMAN right now and doesn't even know you exist.

>>30439233
Nah man, she never went to that silly ayy lmao world.

At least not in my Equestria :^)

>>30439233
Kek

>>30439234
Your equestria is not canon.

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>>30439234
>She never wanted her love's seed inside her
This is what it must be like to be a Cadancefag.

>>30439238
>implying

Why the fuck should I care? It's the one I'm going to when I die.

And even if EqG does exist in my afterlife,
I'll just go through the portal and kill the faggot and anyone who so much as looks at my waifu

>>30439245
But anon you forgot the most valuable thing about equestria it doesn't exist.

>>30439245
>I'll just go through the portal and kill the faggot and anyone who so much as looks at my waifu
Doesn't matter, your waifu is forever SOILED unlike pure untouched sunny bunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOWRVyq9USg

>>30439254
Nah man, Brad never got a chance to plow my waifu, she's still clean.

And you know shim sham had to put out at least a few times to keep him subservient

>>30439264
Thank you someone else knows Sunset isn't pure.

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>>30439264
>>30439265
nice headcanon

What we do know is that Twilight wants Flash's Flesh and Sunset does not, making shit up because your waifu is a slut won't change this.

>>30439264
You don't have to put out for betas, they tag along no matter what.

>>30439283
Twilight isn't my waifu maybe for the other guy it is but not me, and you know Sunset slept with him because she started to have feelings for him and flash like a player took the prey and the prey was between her legs I wonder how much she cried after he broke up with her after they had SEX.

>>30439283
>Sunset does not
Maybe not romantically, but she sure did let him plow her.

>your waifu is a slut
Twiggles is not a slut. She was just thrust into the hormonally active body of a teenage girl. Even still, Brad never had a chance to so much as get a handy from her, so she's still 100% autist certified pure. Never in her normal, horse form would she ever consider even acknowledging that mentally deficient Brad.

>>30439290
Just keep making shit up boy, it won't compensate for the fact that your waifu is a town bicycle.

>>30439304
>Never in her normal, horse form would she ever consider even acknowledging that mentally deficient Brad.
Did you not see the end of the first movie? She's a slut my man.

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>>30439317
>the first movie
Not canon, my man. Doesn't count.

>>30439320
100% canon official material

>>30439317
My waifu a "town bicycle" she is more pure than Sunset, and making "shit up" I also forgot how she let snips and snails raw dog her behind the school so they can follow her or maybe you should check on that cum dumpster you call a wife.

>>30439323
>100% canon official material
Yeah, sure. Just because it's official, doesn't mean it's canon. I suppose the books that say Sunset is thirsty for literally anyone's cock are canon too?

>>30439326
>she is more pure than Sunset
Physically impossible, as I see it Sunset is the only pure character in established lore so far.

>>30439327
>Yeah, sure. Just because it's official, doesn't mean it's canon. I suppose the books that say Sunset is thirsty for literally anyone's cock are canon too?
Yes, because she's talking about Sunsetfags in that book.

>>30439338
Okay let me see she was pumped and dumped by flash then let two retards fuck her so they can follow her every command.
How is she pure again?

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>>30439343
>mad because his semen toilet will never be a pure angel like Shimmy

>>30439350
Ha you wish Sunset can get her Virginity again don't make me laugh she is nothing more than a tool to guys.

>>30439353
Reminder that your waifu's whole is an event horizon.

>>30439370
Reminder your waifu hole is a black hole for dicks.

>>30439373
Reminder that your waifu's hole looks almost as smashed as Dash's.

>>30439403
Reminder you're waifu hole is as big as the Rainboom.

could you lot be any more autistic? either every waifu in FiM and EqG is a cum gargling dick loving slut, or a pure maiden, there's no inbetween because there's no evidence to either

>>30439405
Reminder that your waifu's hole resembled the mariana trench

judging from this thread shim really is her bodyguard

>>30439408
Shut the fuck up. My waifu is objectively superior to every other waifu and I'll screech at anyone who disagrees.

or agrees, as she's my waifu and no other waifufags can have her

>>30439410
Reminder your waifu hole is as big as Jupiter its self.

>>30439408
>what is having fun
Shimmy isn't even my waifu.

>>30439421
Reminder that the diameter of your waifu's hole is measured in whole lightyears

>>30439418
No one wants her she's already been used like toilet paper.

>>30439427
Reminder your waifu hole is bigger then the expanding space.

>>30439436
Reminder that your waifu's hole is even bigger than bigger than the expanding space

>>30439444
You lost you faggot Sunset is a slut not even her most dedicated peasant can't protect her.

>>30439410
Reminder that your waifu's hole resembles the cosmic void

>>30439450
Reminder that your waifu's hole isn't canon_______________________________

:^)

>>30439450
Too late for that anon just accept defeat.
Even if you don't you lost either way.

>>30439457
Fuck wrong person you got in the crossfire.

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>>30439408
Fuck off normie, we're having an autistic waifu slut off, you either participate or fuck off, my waifu is the PUREST and all others are whores and I'm willing to prove it by telling others how wrong they are.

But you probably know this and only post here because your waifu is a whore so why cares.

>>30439470
Sunset is the only slut around here boy don't make any sudden movement she lost her virginity by sleeping with flash and those two other autistic idiots.

>>30439470
Daily reminder that sunny buns has been plowed by half of the school's male population and a good portion of the female, too

>>30439446
She doesn't need protection because she's pure, unlike your slut of a waifu who needs a whole knight order to protect her chastity but ends up fucking all the knights anyways

>>30439488
Too late for any comebacks, you failed and not only did you fail you failed her.

>>30439482
>>30439487
hourly reminder that Shimmy is canonically pure whereas your waifu isn't.

>>30439495
Nothing shamwow does is canon

>>30439495
You're living in denial anon we can help you just accept it anon the pain will shortly subside after you accept it.

>>30439501
Then by your own admission she can never be impure, thanks.
>>30439505
sorry your side just conceded gg no re.

>>30439510
She can also never be pure

Checkmate, faggot. My waifu is canonically 100% pure and has objectively the best colours personality and is the cutest

>>30439510
I beat you at your own game anon you know you lost now stop being a sore loser and accept it.

>>30439521
Either way I'm walking out of here in victory.

>>30439517
>She can also never be pure
If it isn't canon, everything goes, so she can be, but your waifu will always be canonically a slut, and nothing you say will change this, I'm sorry for you anon but it's the cold hard truth.

>>30439521
>gg no re

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Overall pretty easy win for Shim but that's to be expected well I'm outta here folks more luck next time

>>30439543
>leaving
Shim sham is a cock whore and you know it anon.

My waifu is the purest.

>>30439530
I walked in as basic as possible but walked out to my pure waifu as a champion can your waifu say the same.
I'm out!

>>30439550
He's in denial anon he knows it but doesn't want to admit it.

>>30439556
no u

I win, fuck you

>>30439559
You can't even leave this thread.
How insecure are you about your waifu?

>>30439569
No, are you?

I have this thread on thread watcher,
of course I'm gonna come back to defend my waifu's honor

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>>30439556
>>30439559
>>30439569
>>30439574
>samefagging because you lost
oh well, just know that neither of this is my true last post

>>30439574
Just step into the light anon and smell that air does it smell like your waifu being plowed in bed by all those guys I can see how much it hurts her she's crying because they won't stop anon but it's too late for her to be pure.

>>30439581
oh well, just know that neither of this is my and this is my true last post*

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>>30439581
try again

>>30439581
Just know this anon you GOT C U C K E D!!

I've not read this thread since I posted the OP can someone give me a recap of what's going on?

>>30439599
Waifu warring

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>itt: sluts
Who else /onlypurewaifuintheshow/ here?

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>>30439605
Yep, my waifu is the only pure waifu.

>pic related

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>>30439610
Wow anon I'm here fighting for everyone and then you tell everyone Twilight is the only purest one I see how it is.

>>30439599
WE LOVE NYX GET OUT

>>30439631
>mobilefag
Yeah, sure.

Go give mummy her phone back

>>30439610
>Yep, my waifu is the only pure waifu.
And I was defending you, at least shimmerfag was honest all the way through, but you stab us just like twilight likes it from every stallion in ponyvile: the back

>>30439633
Wow anon, Sunsetfag where are you I think this Twilightfag thinks he's superior then us.

>>30439637
Twilight is a cum dumpster isn't she anon.

>>30439638
>then
Learn to speak english you stupid gook. Now I know why you think your waifu is pure, because taking it up the ass from any passing stranger is considered pure in your gook country.

>>30439642
No, your waifu is a cum dumpster, Twiggles is the only pure waifu. This was confirmed by Faust, remember.

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>>30439638
I have returned to stand up for what's right, I am willing to sign a truce on the condition that we agree that neither of our waifus will ever be as big a slut as slutlight.

>>30439647
O sure that's why she gave all those favors to Celestia I wonder how many times Twilight had to eat Celestia out for a good grade.

>>30439649
Deal.

>>30439649
Hol' up.

Twilight is canonically pure, your waifu has taken it up the ass from multiple guys onscreen. I mean really, most of her lines are just variations of "stick it in me flash, please stick it in me"

Also kill yourself, Twilight has never been fugged, this is canon.

>>30439663
I'm sorry but this isn't about "being a slut" anymore, that matter is settled for Twilight already, now we're on to stage 2; proving to you that Twilight is, in fact, that BIGGEST whore in the entire franchise, which is pretty easy, since she's the princess of friendship with benefits

>>30439663
What do you mean she's never been used as a tissue, I'm fairly sure Flash took her to the janitor closet during the dance just for a little fuck time. Twilight must love getting fucked in both holes.

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>>30439669
Twilight is pure.

If we're talking biggest whore, look no further than this whore

>>30439681
No she is pure even though she's not my waifu, as for Twilight I wonder if her brother loved fucking her as a child?

>>30439684
I don't see how he could have loved it, seeing as he never did.

nor did anyone else

>>30439693
Don't live in denial anon she even let her own father take control.

>>30439681
Nice deflection strategy, but not today boyo, while Rarity is a bit brash around men it's just because she's had a good upbringing, whereas your waifu grew up in an incest household where everyone fucks everyone, you think artists draw this stuff out of the blue? Even they can see it.

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>>30439698
>>30439702
I'm bored of this. It's 1am here and I have better things to do than argue with a brick wall.

Twi is pure, there is nothing more to that. Your waifus are huge sluts and take it from anyone who looks at them.

G'night

>>30439702
That couldn't have been said better my friend.

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>>30439711
Dubs of truth, check em

>>30439711
What a coward can't fight for the person or pony he loves go sleep and dream about a false reality about your waifu being shit and a cum dumpster.

>>30439711
>I have better things to do than defend my waifu
Spoken like a true whore apologist.

it's easy to see how twilight takes it from everyone, she even appeared in a spin off where she fucks another species just because she already had every stallion in equestria, how can anyone defend this?

>>30439711
Don't let the cum in her vagina cover your sheets anon.

>>30439711
hope you dream of the cum icream twilight made for you out of the 25 suitors she had in the past 4 minutes.

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>>30439720
>>30439728
>>30439729
>>30439734
>disputing dubs with singles
Only proving my point further. Twi is pure, your waifus are all dripping with the semen of a thousand males.

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Final verdict: Twifags BTFO beyond recovery.

>>30439742
Why do think Twilight is always tired do you think it's because of work, she as orgy parties with her only being the only mare to take dicks in every hole.

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>>30439747
>final verdict

>>30439755
Too late son you prove you're weak and pathetic to protect the only one you love cause you know she's a cum guzzler.

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What did the creators mean by this?

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or this

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>>30439754
Being the purest horse really takes it out of you, not that your waifu would know.

I'm sure your waifu has tonnes of energy, considering she gulps down semen shakes every couple of minutes. Lots of protein, am I right?

>>30439758
The point doesn't need to be argued. It's like arguing with flat earthers. Eventually, you just get tired of citing the same scientific, objective evidence to prove your point where all they rely on is fake news.

Kinda like you.

>>30439759
>>30439762
Not semen, just white colored.
That white fluid your waifu gulps down constantly? That is semen.

How will Twilight recover oh that's right she's just to it, always being fucked by every stallion she meets.

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>>30439771
>Not semen, just white colored.

>>30439781
Hey man, you're the one making accusations. The burden of proof is on you.

I enjoy a vanilla milkshake on occasion, don't make a me a cum guzzling faggot.

>>30439777
Fake news

>>30439771
Stop making excuses anon you know she sucks and sits on dicks.

I guess it makes sense Twilight is such a good scientist, she's the only known entity being able to observe a black hole from up close.

>>30439785
Keep calling everything fake news cause you don't want to believe in it even when there are facts to support it.

>>30439786
>Stop making excuses, anon, you know the earth is flat
This is what you sound like to normal people. Deluded and stupid.

>>30439788
Kinda like the black hole that is your waifu's pussy. So full of dick that the density of dick was dense enough to literally make a black hole.

>>30439794
>facts
Cite me some evidence, faggot

>>30439795
The evidence is everywhere faggot stop trying to act as if your waifu is the shit, we all know that she enjoys the cock carousel too bad you can't be the first or the last the one.

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>>30439795
the evidence is right there anon, you just have to watch the show, no one guzzles it down like the magic glory hole of holding

>>30439801
>the evidence is everywhere
Still haven't given any evidence.

>>30439803
She just likes milkshakes

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>sunset shimmer
>pure
She's a grody she-demon with demon crabs who fucked the most popular guy because he was popular. The only cunt floppier than Sunset's is Rarity's.
>>30439681
The only thing Twilight is pure is pure shit.

>>30439805
Cum milkshakes with a bit of cum from all the stallions.

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>>30438884

>>30439807
Leave sunset out of this we made a deal with the guy defending her.

>>30439805
>She just likes milkshakes
yeah anon, "milkshakes" is that what she told you? Really gives a new meaning to "hey anon I made a milkshake for you" doesn't it?

>>30439807
>trixie
well, since she's a man, I don't really care to insult her, but your assessment of waifu's other than twilight are wrong.

>>30439821
We won don't worry our waifus are pure and Twilight can remain as the cum dumpster.

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>Having a waifu
>Arguing with others that your waifu is pure and any other waifu is a slut

>>30439870
>being a normalfag

>>30439870
Rainbow sure does love to suck on Soarin dick don't she.
Jk that was a joke.

>>30439870
Get out

>>30439870
back to facebook normalscum

>>30439233
Twilight, I'm CIA.

go back to not being dead this was fun

>A Nyx post with 153 replies
Whoever you are OP, well done

>>30439227
Maybe you should get laid anon.