Tiny horse edition
Dead edition: >>30434483
711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Ponyville Mysteries: Schoolhouse of Secrets and The Tail of the Timberwolf are due out Tuesday, and Legends of Magic #4 is due Wednesday!
>>30438511
That filly could easily pin that colt down and ride him all day.
>>30438518
>>30438520
>barbies
>>30438527
>babies
>Pedo edition
Welp, see you next thread.
>>30438530
I said barbies you dyslexic fuck
>>30438530
why does she wear a diaper?
Salute the flag and pledge your allegiance to best pone.
>>30438545
I fart on your flag
>>30438545
>best pone
That isn'tNyx
>this whole god damn thread
>>30438573
Well what did you expect? It's the fucking graveyard shift. It's the least active time for this board.
>>30438573
You haven't seen anything yet.
>>30438579
Is that a challenge?
>Anon was once again arrested for sticking black bars on unsuspecting ponies.
>"Its lewd to walk around like that!" were his words as the guards took him away.
>>30438628
>flitter and cloudchaser.jpg
it's lewd to walk around with the black bars
Create a new meme
Impress me
Filly bought the Black King Bar.
>>30438530m-more?
>>30438696
More ponies in diapers inside ponies?
sure!
>>30438681
WEEH FILLIES WEEH
>>30438703
wait no that pony isn't in diapers.
sorry
>>30438681
Who needs memes when you have foals
>>30438530
>>30438751
I want to do ways instain mother with Twily
>>30438530
>>30438584
>>30438579
>>30438711
Y'all are into some weird shit.
Also who else wants Tempest to stomp on them and all them mean names?
Sunset Shimmer is Nyx's bodyguard in the pony world
>>30438777
>mass producing Twilights
>download symphogear since it was mentioned yesterday
>first 5 minutes
that already looks very fucking stupid yet entertaining
>Today is National Build a Scarecrow Day
>>30438901
>but then Anon realized that he had been the scarecrow all along
Why is mlpg suddenly so god damn shit?
Because people are not posting enough foals
>>30438922
>suddenly
Anon...
>>30438922
It's been sliding downhill since the end of Season 3, and has only gotten worse with the new season + movie announcement.
filly makes some strange sounds
>>30438874
>that already looks very fucking stupid
>>30438929
>anon filly
i still don't like this meme
>>30438874
Funnily enough, I've never actually seen Symphogear myself, I just really liked the animation.
I guess I'll have to "correct" that soon enough.
>>30438960
Anonfilly is essentially the new Nyx.
>>30438960
I just want to be the little filly
That is all i ask
>>30438963
I-in what way?
>>30438929
>>30438964
Fuck off
>>30438975No
You have been recruited as a judge of the famous Ms. Ponyville beauty contest.
The 7 finalists take the stage one by one and pose. You must hold up a score card from 1 to 10.
How do you rate them?
>>30438984
Fuck off
>>30438975
Nice to see you again fuck off anon.
>>30438997
>Dash
7/10
>Appul
7/10
>Twi
11/10
>Butter
8/10
>Rarara
10/10
>Ponk
3/10ponk is not for sexual
>Glim Glam
6/10
>>30438997
>Dosh
6 / 10
>Apfl
4 / 10
>Twiggles
8 / 10
>Miss tail extensions
6 / 10
>Wahaha
4 / 10
>Punk Rock
7 / 10
>Stalin Glitter
7 / 10
>>30438997
> RD
Flatchest/10
>AJ
Cowgirl/10
>TS
9/10
>FS
10/10
>R
8/10
>PP
5/10
>SG
Hell no/10
>>30438931
No, he's right, sort of. This thread is the worst in weeks so far. Even with the hiatus in full swing, it shouldn't be this bad for at least another month.
>>30439037
what did she mean by this
G I A N T
P O N Y
B O N E R
>>30439115
how long would it take to travel down if you got cock vored by that
>>30439119
Quite a long time, I imagine
>all these low ratings for the blue-eyed gorgeous beauty of Pinkamena Diane Pie
>>30439084
it feels like it's intentionally terrible though and not because that would be what people actually want to talk about
>>30439107
>>30438962
it has lots of singing, at least so far
>>30438511
Every time I see this photo it looks like Diamon is about to piss on him.
>>30438810
She is very pretty
I want her to stomp on my dick with her dirty horseshoes
>>30439174Figures, I mean, its called Sympho-gear as in symphony + something.
>>30439164
Being a screechy womanchild is a turnoff for most people, dude.
Cute, or mutated?
>>30439199
I find her childish nature and high pitched voice very attractive
I think you can guess why
>>30439204
She kinda looks like a fetus
>>30439204
a bit of both
Rock filly gently, rock her slowly, take it easy, don't you know, that she has never been loved like this before.
>other general I go to got run over by /pol/tards
>mlpg is in full hiatus mode
Fuck it. I'm gonna go read another book in the sun and stop coming to 4chan. It's not like I have anything else to do.
>>30439300What book?
>>30439204
>>30439222
They look like Thalidomide babies
>>30439308
>>30439341
doesn't suit you kiddo
Good morning MULPUG
>>30439341
I love braided fillies
>>30439362
>15:55
>Morning
This si what americans actually believe
>>30439344
COCK VORE THE MEME FILLY
DO IT NOW
>>30439378
But it's 10am.
>>30439378
>a north american show
>in a north american community
>on a north american website
it is CANNON that that equestria is est
>>30439385
>Finals
I've been working full time for 3 years now, filly.
Maybe you should get a job, filly.
>>30439385
Because I have a barely minimum wage job.
>>30439378
>He is a linguistic cuckold who is forced to abandon his inferior, garbage mother tongue and speak the language of another nation and culture in order to communicate with any group of relevant size or importance
LMAO @ NON-ANGLOS
>>30439394
>CANNON
?
How do I get my very own filly?
>>30439401
At least i'm not canada
>>30439378
Good afternoon to you too, Celestia
>>30439406
ARTILLERY
>>30439400
I'm telling you anon UPS or some shitty warehouse job.
It will beat the shit out of minimum wage retail if that where you're working.
>>30439415
where are her wings?
I just wanted to say good morning
>>30439422
>Mr. UPS will personally come over and beat up your shitty boss
>>30439428
She took them off.
>>30439434
I meant figuratively. Just imagine not having to deal with customers or bosses and not getting yelled at if you're moving fast enough. And they literally hire anyone. I worked with like three heroine addicts.I'd still work there if I didn't have medical issues preventing me from doing so
>not only do members of the union or yuropeon cuckolds pay insane income tax
>they have 19% white cis male sales tax as well
>Still no free speech or ability to defend yourself either.
>>30439422
My previous job was a seasonal UPS gig.
>>30439458
How'd you like it. My only complaint was the boss and shit trying to scare the new people on their first week.Home health is always an option if you like dealing with older people like me
>>30438511
I think I may have been a little off with the first two books there. Normally books are always out on Monday night or Tuesday morning, but taking a closer look iBooks is actually showing tomorrow 7/3 as the release date.
So it may have to wait till I'm done with my /tg/ing, but we could have those two books tonight instead of tomorrow night.
>>30439473
Stupid sexy fillies.
>>30439463
It was alright, the driver I was helping knew me because I went to high school with him.
>>30439313Soul Music.
>first teaser for the movie looks kind of bad
>animators claim the shading is messed up
>trailer comes out with the same shading issues
>but then the German trailer looks proper
Why does Hasbro have such shit marketing for this in the US that isn't getting proper footage? Are they really changing stuff so often for there to be a difference like that between trailers?
At least I still have Rainbow Dash.
>>30439419
I'd butter those pears if you know what I mean
>>30439531
Too late anon she's already takenby death
THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
Fillies are like witches.
>>30439419
I see that Ponut Joe still enjoys drawing ugly faces
FiLlY
>>30439575
can't have everything. The other humanized versions of applemom have been sundown's and he draws ugly everything
Why does she has a butt for a hat?
Tempest Shadow is tired of dick-stomping. She has to be dominant 24/7.
Her deepest, most shameful repressed desires areboops, sugarcubes, and ear skritchies.
>>30439612
why repress such glorious things
>>30439606
Is that where the term 'asshat' comes from?
>>30439612
Well too bad
she's getting the hammer on her horn like last time
>>30439612
I wouldturn her into a proper housewifeandfill her days with cuddles, boops, ear scratches, and children.
>>30439616
Fuck off, namefag
>>30439618
asshat is ancient, anon
Remember when we didn't had so many ponies in the show? Can you even name 20 non-main characters?
>>30439640
What a silly question
>>30439640
Remember when the ponies weren't ugly like that filly? Can you even look at her without your eyes melting?
>>30439659
>messy mane filly
>ugly
>>30439665
>that
>messy mane filly
wat
>>30439670
That's puffy hair filly.
>>30439675
>>30439670
They're all ugly fillies. That's why nobody likes them and they don't have names like Noi, Ruby Pinch or Tootsie Flute.
>>30439640
brony autism made it completely impossible for the show to continue using interchangeable background ponies for large crowds. Now they pretty much have to design a unique style for all these other background characters.
It's kind of funny when you think about it, we are probably responsible for doubling their animation budget
>>30439691
Haha, oh my word, how very ecks dee!Kill yourself
>Larson confirmed for not returning to show probably ever
>Larson confirmed for Nightmare Nights 2017
I mean, as much as I love the guy, if he's not keeping up or being relevant to ponies... how long until he feels out of place?
>>30439670
Christ and I think Ponka never put a comb through her mane.
>>30439719
Behold and tremble
>>30439717
Larson?
Never
He's like Lauren, he'll always be relevant to fandom culture
>>30439628
I'm amazed that there is still regularly new Nyx art
>>30439723
Here you go.
>>30439736
I hope so.
And I guess he's not tired of talking about ponies if he's going back. Which is good.
I'm sure he wouldn't miss an opportunity to push his book either. Not that I mind at all.
Hm.
https://www.derpibooru.org/1093937
>>30439748
>Filly & Stallion beggining to play Chopin's nocturnes
>Suddenly Plinko
>"CHOPSTIIIIICKS!"
>>30439717
He's more relevant to the show than Random Post-S3 Writer #254 ever will be
>>30439752
"Hm" indeed.
Can humans catch Horse Immunodeficiency Virus?
>>30439769
'course not
>>30439748
Did they die?
>>30439752
>>30439752
trying way too hard
>>30439798
>implying you wouldn't that space stallion
>>30439798
Cute colt
>>30439809
Anon believe me I am allll about space stallions but not like that
>>30439847
He is super cute
>>30439856
I want to pet him
>>30439856
More of him?
>>30439862
He is very pettable
>>30439863
You gots it
>>30439752
I hate just about everything about this image.
>>30439868
The petting gets heavier
>>30439871
>>30439873
He's just so... touchable
>>30439880
He is a very good looking colt
>>30439752
>>30439883
Exceedingly good looking.
>>30439893
>>30439883
Looks like Rumble is losing his popularity to the other, more coltish colts.
Make sure to pony pony.
>>30439909
I never really cared overly much about Rumble
I mean he is cute, but so are most of the ponies. Plus it did bug me that he just straight up used the filly model
I would put Tender Taps, Chip Cutter , Bowling Colt and the Newspaper Colt ahead of Rumlble
>>30439909
Rumble is cute and all, but I'm afraid Chip Cutter might be cuter.
>>30439909
Good
Rumble is cute and all but he's lacking in the coltness department.
Which one, MLPG?
>>30439926
Out of those, Tappy. Button a second choice.
>>30439918
So, even Pipsqueak looks more coltish than Rumble?
>>30439926
The screen from the next game that includes more of the colts I like
though I guess from that set I would go with chompy mc chomperson
>>30439926
Tappy
These are the pony related panels and presentations happening at Hascon September 8th-10th.
Some of these seem like they may be able to give us some kind of news. Any of these seem particularly interesting to you mlpg?
Friday
The Voices of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Time: 3:30 PM – 4:15 PM
My Little Pony Designer Q&A
Time: 5:30 PM — 6:15 PM
Saturday
The Making of My Little Pony: The Movie
Time: 11:00 AM – 11:45 AM
First Look at My Little Pony Season 8!
Time: 12:00 PM – 12:45 PM
The Voices of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Not sure why they're doing this twice)
Time: 1:00 PM – 1:45 PM
Sunday
First Look at My Little Pony Season 8! (Not sure why they're doing this twice either)
Day: Friday Time: 11:00 PM – 11:45 PM
Also there are these two things they're advertising as addons (each with a $200 price on top of having to have a ticket for the con):
This didn't have a specific day listed
My Little Pony Mane Event: Hall of Our Fanmily Dinner
Time: 6:30 PM
Saturday
My Little Pony: The Movie Sneak Peek Event
Time: 6:15 PM
http://mlp.derpynews.com/mlp-panels-announced-for-hascon/
>>30439933
Button Mash is now a forgotten shitty colt.
>>30439937
Yeah he's got more coltish features.
He's just freaking tiny.
>>30439948
That's funny because he's the star of one of the most viewed PMV's on YouTube. Don't Mine at Night, which has over twenty-five MILLION views.
>>30439948
Hes fine in his canon context, which is just another background colt that happens to wear a silly hat
>>30439948
I think he's cute.
>>30439953
Still doesn't change the fact that Tender Taps is cooler.
>>30439957
Sure, because he's a colt. There's no such thing as an ugly colt.Except Featherweight
>pedogayposting
disgusting
>>30439961
And bester
>>30439947
September seems so far away.
>>30439963
>There's no such thing as an ugly colt.
>who are snips and snails
>>30439963
there are plenty of pretty ugly ones
Snips and any of the colt puppets based on him are pretty icky
Anon described him as a hobgoblin once and I think its pretty fitting
>>30439947
>First Look at My Little Pony Season 8!
Aww yeah
>Captcha: Open Sunburst
>you will never grope the tiddies
>>30439976
do not unzip the Sunburst
>>30439973
>>30439975
Okay, there's no such thing as an ugly colt except for Featherweight, Snips, and Snails.
@30439964
Not even deserving of a (You).
>>30439973
Snails isn't that bad.
He's got his own goofy kind of cuteness.
Snips on the other hand. Ponegoblin.
>gayposting
>doug people
>>30439980
Featherweight is cute af, nigger.
>>30439957
I always wondered what makes Button Mash cute. The fact that he wears that stupid hat which makes him look like a typical shota?
>>30439990
>not liking gayposting
What are you, straight? Get a load of this faggot.Dougposters can go fuck themselves though
>>30439964
You want the regular one?
>>30439978
*Unzips sunburst*
I want to filly Nyx
>>30439992
Sure. I mean, look at this. Ignoring the out-of-place Wonderbolt uniform, he doesn't look as cute without the hat.
>>30440002
I want to know where they bought their propeller beanies
or if its the same one
>>30439996
>no lewd human colt fanart at all
This isn't fair
>>30439996
What the fuck?Yes
>>30440008
Well, I can't see any red on Screwball's hat, but maybe they are indeed the same. Or they're just same hat, different colours.
>>30439991
I think he's cute too. I think I like most foals, especially fillies.I still don't have a colt folder, though.
>>30440014
Pretty sure its the same exact hat, art asset wise. Her mane is just floofy enough to hide one panel and part of another
Whether its the same one in-universe is another story
>>30440012
Really dude, that is beyond gay.
>>30440012
>human colt
This is what dougposters actually believe
>>30439909I'll always love him and lickety split
>>30440029
You really should start a colt folder. Or at least let them share with the fillies.
Guys. We should play vidya together.
>>30440035
Because of that one clopfic?
>>30440046
What play, though?
>>30440046
But all the good vidya are single player.
> May i sleep in your bed?
>>30440046
I'd probably be in for some sc2...
>>30440037
Yeah, I think that should be the easiest solution.
>>30440012
Well, MLP is mostly focused on girls so that doesn't surprise me.
>>30440047
Because Rumble is cute and I have dumb fanon for him. Pip because he's tiny.You have to specify that clopfic I've read a few with them
>>30440059
I guess, fuck
I mean, if you're going to twist my arm about it
>>30440050
Anything. We could even go back to hats and have a horrible time again.
>>30440053Xenoverse 2 is fun
>>30440060
That's Starcraft, right? I think I'm too stupid to play games like those.
I hate our mods
>>30440073
Oh well.
>>30440062
I think you need to lay off the candy buddy
>>30440063
You mentioned Lickety Split, not Pipsqueak.
>>30440089
Lickety Split is pretty great and I always forget about him, which is dumb
>>30440081If the game doesn't involve punching or autistic stat management like Disgaea or Digimon I'm terrible at them sorry.
>>30440089
I confused the two for some reason. I'm dumb.
Will Pipsqueak ever grow up?
>>30440099
Looks like Lickety is a trap just like Rumble.
>>30440104
No, he's doomed to be a ponelet forever.
>>30440096
>punching or autistic stat management
What about roguelikes? Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup specifically?
>>30440093
Lickety Split is the best colt and there is too little art of him. Especially porn.
>>30440104
forever fillies
continuous colts
>>30440111
But Zipporwhill did grow up, and she was about the same size as him.
follow my
>>30440108
I usually play Jap dungeon crawlers. I'm a big ol' weeb.
I'll try out stone soup since it seems to be free. Gotta broaden those horizons and all.
discoveryfamilychannel.com/friendshipfridays
What even are some Pinkie Pie/Fluttershy episodes?
>>30440106
That's why I like him I think.
>>30440122
Free, playable online, got a decent tleset. Just choose a server close to your location and do it.
>>30440130
Pinkie's always been kinda supportive to Fluttershy.
Remember she wouldn't let Dash prank her and got upset Gilda bullied her. She also tried to encourage her to get over her fear of the dragon.An episode with them would be fun
Did they increase the timer on the report function or something?
>>30440140
You really only have to report three of them for the mods to get the picture that someone is spamming something rule breaking. I saw a mod on /qa/ say so once.
>>30440154
>mod on /qa/
>mod
>on /qa/
Funny joke anon.
>>30440160
I meant to say /q/, sorry. I have a bad habit of mixing the two up since it's been /qa/ now for so long.
>>30440094
>>30440102
>>30440110
>>30440115
>>30440119
>>30440127
>>30440134
>>30440136
>>30440144
>>30440150
Snipsfans are the worst, this is fucking disgusting
>>30440154
Anon you put too much faith in the idea that other people report them at all.
>>30440166
>Snips
Anon...
>>30440138
I just thought the way that poll worked was that whoever won got back to back episodes featuring the two, I just figured that was the friendship part of it. Then when I saw this poll I couldn't even think of any episodes featuring Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy, but it's hard to remember with so many episodes.
>>30440168
It's worth it to me if it keeps an Anon that does from thinking they have to report 15 different posts when three would do the trick just fine.
>>30440170
My bad. Those one are more forgettable colt ever.
They even appear in the background?
Do any of you frequent any other generals apart from mlpg?
How are they compared to here?
>>30440175
I just report them in case they miss any during cleanup.
I wonder if we're the only thread on here that actually bothers reporting nsfw material on a blue board...
>>30440187
Unless they're changing IPs between posts the "delete all posts by this IP" button should clean it all up I'd think.
>>30440196
Well, if they're changing IPs by the post then banning them's not gonna do much anyway.
>>30440183
I'm assuming that collage doesn't include this thread?
I image it would just be a huge "colt" with everything else tiny.
>Dinky sex
Lewd
>>30440183
I lurk Draw Thread to see any interesting new art, lurk the fimfic thread in case some fun discussions or rants happen, and that's about it. Well, Pie Adventures comic threads, though I wouldn't really call them generals, and Rarity threads whenever they pop up. Half of the threads in your bubble I don't even know what they're about, I tend to filter all the CYOA/greentext dumps.
It's all just different flavor of awful here on the board, but I'm comfortable here.
>>30440213
5th from the top, second from the left.
>>30440182
Yes. Frequently.I think they're cute
>>30440216
I tend to stick to this thread more than anything else on the board, but with all that stuff out there I do get curious. Draw thread seems harmless enough at least.
>>30440218
anon you need to work on your counting, because that was 7th from the top.
I didn't notice the small thread name, my bad.
I'm guessing it's over multiple threads then?
>>30440183
>filly pony fillies
>>30440183
I barely even go to other boards anymore.
I like you guys.
colt pony colts
Are you a colt or a filly?
>>30440231
I meant to say from the bottom, but at least it's easy enough to find in that column.
Only one thread per recurring thread to make the clouds. If the current thread didn't have 400+ posts then I went back a month at most to find the most recent one that did. Barring that I took whatever thread in the last month had the most posts. I went a little farther back for some threads that had pathetically small numbers to try and find something 200+ posts large, but I think March is the farthest I had to go back for one thread. I only made clouds for threads that were in the catalog at the time an hour or so ago.
>>30440249
My name is Oak!
People call me the ponymon prof!
I'm gonna do it guys
I'm gonna stop jerking off to porn for three months
no more horsepussy for this guy
>>30440183
The last thread was filled with filly and fillies
>>30440108
shit game except for mumo
>>30440259
I give you a day at best
>>30440267
Nah.
It feels like no one in MLPG has the same games as me. I miss vidya with you fags.
Stop. Just stop.
>>30440274
What's wrong apple?
>>30440274
Who cares what an apple pear mongrel says
>>30440274
Stop what, applehorse?
>>30440226
Every now and then I head to the catalog and go through it to find new threads that interest me. I spend most of my time on mulpug as well (though, full disclaimer, I am not from /co/ nor born and raised on MLPG), but there are some okay threads to be found in between the garbage out there. Threads that once had a good, funny or original idea, now being bumped and greentexted to the ground. Generals that were just a fetish greentext prompt some writer latched onto and now they're on their fiftieth thread. Seriously, what even are the It Hurts threads about?
But even if I have to filter 80 threads that will never interest me, I still have a good time on /mlp/. The draw threads really are harmless, it basically is only people requesting and other people drawing, unless Zimbabwe comes to fuck everyone's shit up. Fimfic threads are the same, people talking about what they've read, what they're (not) writing, meta-discussion and trashtalking bad fics and writers.
>>30440235
Fillies are important.
>>30440282
I agree.
Fillies are not very important
>>30440282
Filly or Fillies?
Filly is more hugable, but Fillies is softer but more more exigent
>>30440281
That doesn't sound so bad at all. I'd take a look at some CYOAs since I had fun with LK and Aspirant's stuff years ago, but there's just so much to look through that I wouldn't know where to start. Maybe I'm juts more lazy when it comes to pony nowadays. Cause I'm content here and in the random non-recurring threads that pop up around the board. I just feel like I'm missing some great stuff buried in those threads occasionally.
>>30440183
On /mlp/ mostly just the fimfic thread. I don't really care about the riffs they sometimes do, but otherwise they're alright.
Besides that I sometimes scroll through the Sci-Twi, Shimsham or Glimglam generals for cute images. They're mostly nice, although the Glimglam thread attracts the weirdest discussions onReligionat times.
Outside of /mlp/ I used to browser /wpsg/ on /vg/ when I was still playing. There wasn't much point to it, really. The thread wasn't any good then and its successor is significantly worse.
Recently I've started lurking/u/for a bit, although no particular general there. The board is pretty great, though. It easily has the best board culture out of any board I've visited.
There's not much point in comparing them to /mlpg/ though, as all of them exist for different purposes, have different posting speeds and whatnot. /wpsg/ was probably the most similar to mulpug.
>>30440318
>It easily has the best board culture out of any board I've visited.
How so?
>>30440183
Of course not.
>>30440183
Waifu Wars, Equestrian Sports, Fingerbang, a few character gens. I like them.
aw damn I can't browse you anymore because of all the porn in here
sorry guys
see ya
>>30440059
*whimsical Visual Novel music plays*
>>30440328
They're pretty polite and discussions actually manage to stay sane and on topic instead of degrading into shitposting the way they do in most other places.
Speaking of which, there's hardly any shitposting over there, or at least not any that I recognise as such.
>>30440350
>Speaking of which, there's hardly any shitposting over there, or at least not any that I recognise as such.
Just wait until you meet ACK.
>>30440059
>always sleep naked
This would be a problem
>>30440308
>I just feel like I'm missing some great stuff
I think so too sometimes, but everytime I check one of those long established generals the best I get is some anon in equestria greentext with various amounts of horsefuckery and sometimes weird fetishes. CYOAs don't really interest me, and most of the times these longrunning threads are just one tripfag writing and a couple anons bumping. If I wanted to read a story, I'd grab a good one from fimfiction, not lurk a greentext thread on /mlp/.
Greentext is great for short comedic or lewd stories, but not for hundreds of thousands word long epics.
And though I'm aware this is kinda hypocritical (but fuck you I'm no paragon of virtue), but for example the Lightning Dust threads I enjoyed a lot. The first OP was basically a rant about the episode and the treatment of LD, there was some discussion and then an AiE greentext about LD getting into Wonderbolts. The story was as generic as a non-lewd AiE greentext can be, but since it managed to hook me early I stayed for the ride and had fun. Then again, the story is wrapped now and the thread will most likely die after a month, so it can't really be filed under generals like many others that go on for years.
>>30440345
Quit telling my mom and aunt they're big, please.
>>30440350
That's pretty impressive then. I can see that being the case though. Year or so ago there was a pretty smoothly running /mlp/ thread there that kept afloat because they were all humans. The Anons there at the time seemed pretty chill if I recall correctly.
Pony says you oughta be in the movies
>>30440362
I want Twilight's mom to abuse me.
>>30440334
... Well then, I only have empty bumps to give the Waifu Wars thread until I finish up Suri and record/upload two matches. Right now it's only there for people who want to be the AI-Coach for their waifus, waifu addition requests, match requests, various other comments and concerns. That's it.
>>30440368
3 O' CLOCK
ROADBLOCK
>>30440368
would you take out a pony mlpg?
>>30440374
Does being on America's Most Wanted count?
>>30440368
Shoot to kill. I repeat, shoot to kill.
>>30440387
this was supposed to be a nonlethal mission dammit
you're a loose cannon
>>30440382
for a walk, sure.
>>30440397
but bring a gun, just in case
>>30440368
I want to acquire that green ponyI wish hippie girls were like her IRL
>>30440401
Dirty and smelling of cigarettes and weed?
>>30440407
hey man, some people are into that
>>30440401
Like green miniature horses?
>>30440183
Undertale general has stale memes but they have girls there so it is always fun trying to guess if you're role-playing with a guy pretending be a girl or a girl but way too much gay goats
StarCraft 2 general is a post apocalyptic post irony post meta post meta human wasteland utopia that is layers upon layers of concise posts in an underlying subtle broculture
Dueling Network general is for bullying dumb and useless kids who grew up with synchro summons and Duel Links general is for cool kids who appreciate the fine art of the duel
RWBY general is for waifus and baiting people into arguing if liking futas is gay
Mobage Game general is for the turboweebs to play shit games but also some cool guys who try to find non shit mobile games
Star Vs general is for arguing about Jackie vs Star on who is the bigger cuck, with the occasional established gentlemen discussing the finer points of Hekapoo
Steven Universe general is for retards to actually try to argue that Smoky Quartz isn't the ugliest piece of shit and other dumb nonsense, with a few who hate Lars and like Lapis so it's not all terrible but still full of Tumblr idiots who think poly anything is sane
that's all I can think of for now I'm sure there are others
>>30440407
Tree Hugger smells like pine trees and freshly mowed grass you meanie.
>>30440414
That would be a bonus
>>30440415
The fighting game general had Ross last time I checked.And he honestly drew some cool KOF stuff
>>30440393
>She's a free spirited hippy pony
>HE'S a loose cannon ex cop who doesn't play by the rules
This summer
Coming to TBS
>>30440411
but that's your average hippie right there
dirty, unkempt and smelling so bad you have to have had a smoke fetish to keep an erection around her
>>30440420Anon, I've dated a girl that smoked weed a lot and you couldn't get rid of the smell ever
it lingered on her even after she showered
the weird thing is that you get used to it eventually but that might be because my father has been smoking for so much that it's become his smell too and I make connections
>>30440415
>way too much gay goats
there is no such thing as too many cute trappy shota goats.
>>30440431
The smell of the plant itself or like the bong water smell
I've never had problems with the plant smell but the water yes
>>30440437
it's not weed, it's the cigarettes
since they are not made of money they don't just smoke weed all the time and cigarette smell is a lot more potent and offputting than weed, which has a sweeter, less offputting smell.
>>30440440
Oh yeah tobacco is a mess to deal with
that smell ruins homes, cars, clothes, anything it touches
>jonesing for cigarette
>nanny state makes them near 10$ a pack
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>30440448
I could deal with a girl who vaped weed
I mean, it doesn't also not smell like shit and stick to everything but it's technically safer to use
>>30440453my dad just got diagnosed with lung cancer after smoking for 40+ years. If you're gonna keep smoking at least please don't have kidsoh who am I kidding here
>>30440415
Oh yeah
Paradox/Grand Strategy general is full of nice people who are history buffs and people who appreciate border autism
Planetside 2 general is for never getting answers to anything and hating shitters and being angry at the devs
Roguelike general is for reading about obscure games and playing on a DOS terminal
>>30440431
So you've found a girl that smells like your dad? Cool.
Why are you discussing real girls at all?
>>30440472
Eat your heart out, Freud.
>>30440478
we're technically discussing weed and smoking
just imagine we're talking about humanized treehugger
>>30440478
We like girls
what are you, gay?
>>30440453
I can't smoke, man, how do you do it
The buzz is nice and really relaxing but cigs are so harsh to inhale. When I have one, I immediately think about those people with the robot voice implants and I understand how they got there
>>30440489
>We like girls
What is this, bizarro mlpg?
>>30440500
I started smoking cigarettes not long after getting my first job.
It began to make sense why all those depressed people would go out to their cars and just chainsmoke on their breaks.
>>30440502
Girl horses are pretty ok
If you beat filly in a fight you can touch her butt.
>>30439419
Jesus, that pear is fucking RIPE
I want her sweaty farm feet on my face right now
>>30440515
oh yeah I've heard psych mumbo jumbo like it's sucking your mom's tit or whatever when you're in a stress situation
>>30440539
what the hell is wrong with you
You're not supposed to be here.
>>30440542
>the psych mumbo jumbo
It's not that far off from reality.
I guess that's addiction, though.
>>30440549
Rainbow Dash is such a girl
>>30439976
>First Look
Well, that was a bust.
[BRONY LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES]
>>30440431A girl that smokes and watches pone would be perfect for me It doesn't even have to be romantic we could just hang out and stuff.
>>30440558
Oh hey, I remember that short story.
>>30440502
Your filly daughter is going through her first heat. Would you help her with some relief?
filly is telling you about her date
Humans are fillies' natural predator.
>>30440500
Not him but they help with my anxiety. I'm trying to quit but when I get stressed I always end up buying a pack. I already have medical problems so I shouldn't even be smoking as much as I do anyway.
>>30440610
>some relief
This shit's not cheap, dude, I only buy a zip like, every-
Oh THAT """relief"""
Yes.
>>30440616
>not humans are filly's natural prey
>>30440616
true
The fillies are easily startled, but they'll soon be back and in greater numbers
>>30440614
I myself am a completely pathetic individual but even I can't understand what would drive a man to do such things
also stop posting facebook memes nerd
>>30440614But painting nails is funSo is hair braiding.It's nice having friends that are girls
>>30440664
oh shit an actual homo
>>30440664
rumble you're gay
you don't count
>>30440682
Rumble isn't gay, you guys just keep taking advantage of him
>>30440664
You're that retarded spoilered ayynime shitposter, aren't you?
>>30440703
we call him rumbleanon on account of him always posting his exhentai links with a rumble pic with a very specific filename
he's been really getting out of hand in the last week
>>30440717
That degenerate should be banned permanently.
>>30440664
>painting nails is fun
Fuck you, my aunt was a beautician and she'd practice manicures on me while she was in beauty school.You can have dinosaurs or planets painted on them but the other boys will still make fun of you.
>>30440703Yes
>>30440717
I've been posting normally. I think you guys have just started to notice how big of a shitposter I am. I always said I'm anywhere near the best poster in MLPG
>>30440727
>I think you guys have just started to notice how big of a shitposter I am.
well, stop. Or get a name so I can filter you. You're annoying.
>>30440723
your aunt is a cunt and you should remind her daily
she should have removed them with acetone after she was done
>>30440618
try l-theanine, Bacopa monnieri, and ashwagandha
I suggest pill forms if you don't want to chug down dirt tasting powders
>>30440732
*sticks out middle finger*
>>30440727
How about you stop posting ugly unrelated shit then?
>>30440654
those are cuckolds when they aren't doing cuckold porn
>>30440732
I don't really want a name. I'll just stop posting as much and change up my posting habits to be less annoying.
>>30440758
Okay. Really not trying to start any problems.
I'M FOR SEXUAL ANON
>>30440767You said all this same shit last timeJust like this, too.
>>30440780
It's a work in progress. I still kinda post like it's 2012 I think since I stopped coming here for a while.
If I'm being annoying just tell me and I'll do my best to stop. I just don't deal with confrontation well so that's probably why I'm repeating myself.
Let's talk about something else. Like the movie maybe?
applejack
>>30440732
Why would someone need to change just because you don't like what he posts? Just ignore or filter him.
>>30440807
is a doofus
>>30440807
>>30440814
>>30440812Please don't
[Pony's Final Battle Theme begins playing]
>>30440801
broken horns
>>30440807
>>30440801
you should not stop and help tell these nofunners to buck off
this is OUR mlpg
>>30440762
I think this thread could use some background pony butts.
>>30440824
Anon prays!
Anon activates Last Union!
Anon summons!
>>30440820
Is this lewd?
You wouldn'twatch a Colombian telenovelawith a filly.
>>30440835
I'm ok with this
>>30440801
the movie is shit and I don't like it
>>30440827
My trumpet isn't broken, anon.
>>30440832
This is no one's MLPG. It's everyone's thread and we should all be able to come here to talk about our favorite ponies without someone ruining the the thread for someone else even if it's just one person.
>>30440835
how open are backround ponies to random butt fondlings
>>30440824
WASH AWAY THE ANGER
>>30440824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsG9HiKcPM0
>>30440853
No, but I would watcha Columbine telenovelwith filly.
>>30440861
I wasn't a fan of the trailer or anything I've seen so far, but I can't help but remain cautiously optimistic about it. I've been waiting for this for too long, y'know?
I expect some good songs and a few good jokes here and there even if it's bad.
>>30440892
Even utter shit like EG has great songs. That's the thing that'll never fail if Ingram is involved.
>>30440908
He really is a treasure.
>>30440892
>I've been waiting for this for too long, y'know?
Nah. I've never cared for the horse movie. There isn't a single a nimated movie of a cartoon show that has been done well. They're just cash grabs and rightly so.
It's like expecting a dog to take you to dinner and make sweet love to you instead of just being there and rolling over to have you pet him, it's just not what he's been made for.
filly needs an ack ack emplacement over there
please don't shitpost
especially with these new shitposts that don't make sense
keep to mlpg shitpost for pride's sake
>>30440855
Excellent choice
>>30440867
Depends on the individual background horse
>DWK will be doing the two horsesodes and then it will be brave new dougworld for months at an end
Goddamnit.
>>30440922
You don't understand, dude. I didn't even think MLP was going to get a second season when I first started watching so now that we're almost 8 seasons and a movie in and I just can't help but be excited.
My major fear is that the M6 are just regulated to the background so the guest stars can shine.
It's just impossible for me to not be excited for this movie even with all the worry. And I really like Sia so that's a bonus for me.
>>30440944
>>30440940
I'll just have to fondle them all and record my findings
I'll get back toy you
i want her pirate booty
>>30440944
>>30440947
Comet pone and Rose pone are off limits
otherwise, good luck and happy sciencing
>>30440917
Not just Ingram, everyone involved with the music on the show. Anderson has been consistently great over the years, but he doesn't get as much recognition as others working on the show.
>>30440945
>I didn't even think MLP was going to get a second season when I first started watching so now that we're almost 8 seasons and a movie in and I just can't help but be excited.
Ah, you're one of those people.
>>30440930
It's too late.
The bots have arrived.
All you can do is appease them with ice cream.
>>30440954
I have to be impartial
their butts will be touched, and hard
>>30440941
A world without eqg would be a much nicer place
>>30440947
>"Car broke, pone yes?"
>'..I'm sorry, what?'
>"You touch butt now, yes?"
>>30440963
One of what people?
I started watching during the parasprite episode and always thought they came on at a weird time. You know when kids were in school so I never checked to see how it was doing in ratings. Hell I thought it would just be a one and done thing.
Is it wrong to be excited about the movie or something?
>>30440983
>"Here, I give bits. Touch butt now, yes?"
>>30440966
You stay away from my horses
>>30440966
I have touched that butt and can confirm that it is good.
>>30440985
one of those weirdos that truly enjoy looking at diminutive miniature horses
they're usually gay pedophiles
>>30440993
like this guy
>>30441002
Saucer is a fag, but he's no filly fondler, fucker.
>>30440270
>no mentioning of what you're playing
no one here is a psychic
>>30441002
How dare you imply that I'm gay. Where do you get off
>>30441015
who would subject himself to this trash
>>30441013
anon everyone knows bronies are pedos
>twilight's horn has become longer, firmer, more erect
>>30441020
I'm psychic, I'll give you a reading right now
I'm sensing... your waifu is shit
>>30441031
Is it longer than it is in the show at the moment though? We already knew it grew after MMC.
>>30441031
>that horn
that's so bad
that is *so* bad
>>30441020
I've been mentioning them for the last few days and someone even suggested KF2 and L4D last night which I would be totally up for.
I feel like I've been getting super annoying by asking if people have this or that game lately because they probably don't from the vibes I've been getting.
>>30441034
>I'm sensing... your waifu is shit
That is very rude and also not true at all.
>>30441055
ive got kf2 and l4dbut im also not at my computer right now
>>30441055
If anyone is getting annoyed they'll probably tell you.
>>30441069
>>30441069
That is indeed a very cute pone I would hug and smooch lots.
Also my waifu. Keep your filthy hands off her.
>>30440947
DAMN
>>30441076
I'm annoyed
>>30441081
>Also my waifu. Keep your filthy hands off her.
Looks like it's time for a good ol' waifu war to thin the herd.
>>30441072
That's fine I have to redownload L4D anyway
I was hoping we could use the sub to set up weekly gaming stuff but no one seemed to interested when I suggested it.
>>30441076
I'm not annoyed
>>30441098
the sub?
>>30441096
a real celestia waifuer would shun such needless reasons for revenge and seek to befriend the misguided soul
>>30441076
Yeah but then I also feel like I'm spamming the thread with nonpony stuff. Not sure if anyone here plays fighting games anyway and those are the most multiplayer games I have
what's the deal with anon and horse moms
>>30441105
The sub
>>30441105
whaaaaat??
you mean there's a WHOLE SITE to discuss about offtopic shit nobody cares about so they don't spam the thread with it?
That's crazy!
>>30441125
Sounds like something you'd say to have an easier time stealing my waifu.
>>30441147
If people used it more I'd use it for more than just the beacon
What comes to mind when you think of guys who waifu each of the characters? Like, is a Rarifag more fashionable, is a Celestiafag older, etc?
>>30441141
Dash's mom is seriously hot, though
I'm talkin' a one way non-stop bullet train to flavor town
>>30441154
Anon, please. There's an infinite amount of Celestias in MWSH.
>>30441031
The ponies look kinda fat in the new style.
I think it's the shorter muzzles and bigger cheeks.
>>30441171
I think all Rarifags are fine upstanding individuals with a good fashion sense and excellent taste in music, wine, and ice cream
Which filly is the cutest of them all?
>>30441223
>>30441171
Unless they waifu my waifu, they're retards who don' t understand anythin when it comes to ponies
and if they do waifu her then they're thieving liars that aren't worthy of her attention
>>30441031
Dash's mane looks so pretty in the movie.
>>30441223
This one
>>30441210
>you will never just sit and watch her eat ice cream, her near-orgasmic moans of pleasure making you harder and harder
If I make a thread on the sub for exchanging steam and console IDs would anyone be interested. Only going to ask once
>>30441223
>>30441270
good luck getting a response this month
>>30441232
Rainbow Dash is a beautiful pone.
>>30441141
I love that Dash specifically asked him to not talk about fucking her mother
>>30441055
have you considered asking the discord
they even have a video gaems channel
>>30441302
why's that?
I'M FOR SEXUAL ANON!
>>30441323
Most fillies are.
>>30441316
The sub is gloomy's personal dimension
it's so ded she's gotten galaxy-sized
>>30441314
I really don't do well in group chats. So I've always been afraid of asking for an invite plus I heard it wasn't that great of a place. I think I'll just try my hand at the sub and be thankful for the few responses I do get
>>30441339
the easiest thing to do would be to mute it except notifications and just use the vidya channel for games but your call
>>30441270
I could have sworn there were several already.
>>30441339
https://mlpg.co/v/res/2969.html
Anyway here it is. Now hopefully I can stop pestering MLPG. I was thinking we could play vidya on Fridays and weekends when people aren't busy
>>30441353
there are
no one gives a shit about the sub
>>30441353
They're all dead
>>30441312
with a mom like that she's probably had the conversation before
curse you image limit
>>30441363
>Pretty Pink Prissy Princess
>BossNegro
Meow I'm confizzled.jpg
>>30441369
>>30441370
Well, then, I don't know how active that thread's gonna be past the first day or two.
Where dat new thread at doe?
>>30441379
They were nicknames my friends gave me. A lot of my online friends call me NegroNow it's a mountain goats song
>>30441369
>no one gives a shit about the sub
That's not true, it's just that there's no reason to use it.
Every pony posted in this thread is now an official Wonder Bolt!
>>30441395
You do have a point. Why go to a little niche site, when you can do basically anything here?
>>30441397
But can youpost poniesin here?
>>30441381
I'll just be happy if I can make at least one friend.
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>>30441394
>gay
>lives off cleaning old people
>believes in "online friends"
>spends all day talking about a show for little girls
pretend I posted a pic of some mares laughing at you
why are you still alive
>>30441403
Well, guess what Negro:you were apparently already on my steam friend list ages ago.
>>30441407
why don't you ask yourself
>>30441407
I'm going to be real with you. That really hurts my feelings.
>>30441421
Sorry for not talking to you a lot then. I'm bad at starting conversations.
>>30441423
because I'm baffled
Only he knows the answer
at best I could provide the solution
>>30441432
He's trying to get your goat.
>>30441432
It's okay, I'm terrible at keeping them going. So it evens out.
That's 500. New thread where?
Yeah, the negro guy is a total faggotwhose dick I'd gladly suck
>>30441404
N O I
>>30441433
Because I'm happy with my life and the steps I've taken to change it. Life is wonderful and I'm happy with my lifestyle and what I do for a living. I also enjoy making new friends be they online or IRL because I think friendships are cool. I also really want to live long enough to see the movie
/blog
>>30441432
>That really hurts my feelings.
The worst thing is that I've only produced irrefutable statements
I don't understand how you call this life
you're so sad I'd kill you myself if I could just to stop your pain
>>30441460
anon you're really sad
Goddamnit, I hate happy people.
>>30441464
I need a new target
someone shitpost about eqg
NEW THREAD
>>30441468
>>30441468
>>30441468
>>30441460
I mean it's all true but I'm happy with my life, man. I make good money and I have a roof over my head and enough disposable income to buy shit I don't need, and the client I take care of is nice enough to let me shitpost on my phone in his house. I'd call it living.
>>30441471
>I need a new target
But bullying is my fetish
>>30438711
ew OCs