Would you kiss Trixie's butt?

>>30436573
>no hooves

>>30436573
I would take a paddle to it and beat it.

>>30436573
If she were a pony, maybe

Yes, yes I would.
I'd prefer if she was a pony but I totally would.
She'd make for a great mistress

>>30436573
>literally worst character in the show
>not even glim glam is this bad
>incredibly annoying
>not even the characters like her
I would stick my nose so far up her asscheeks that when I try to suck in the putrid air I have two streams of shit pouring down my throat.

>>30437104
>worst character
but that's not Maud, silly

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>>30437104
>Scat
I still don't understand this fetish.

>>30436573
take a big fat dirreaha ogre shit.

>>30437137
But that's just it, Anon. I'm not into scat. I find it disgusting. That's why I would struggle. As the fetid squash streamed down the back of my mouth, I would do everything in my power to get away. But it would not be. Her ass is too powerful. Those gigantic buns would have my entire head in a vice grip and I would be able to do nothing more than a gargled scream. Eventually my stomach would bulge from the massive chunky load and it would get backed up in my esophagus, which is how she would know when to stop.

This is how I know she is a shit character

>>30437183
You could hate-fuck her instead.

>>30436573
No I would not but I'll shove a firecracker up there.

>>30436573
I would tongue punch her fart box like you wouldn't believe

>>30436573
At a first glance I thought her body was a ponut and horse pussy alongside the blue background being her butt. I'm so tired.

>>30437183
sounds to me that you are quite in denial there anon

>>30438202
If you squint really hard it actually looks like that

>>30437104
>worst character
but that's not Daring Do

>>30437137

I blame The Tick. Exposing a whole generation to scat every saturday morning....

>>30438487

that's not Rainbow Dash

>>30436577
Honestly speaking anon, do you like ponies from r their looks or for their personalities. Idk about you it i like them bc of the latter

>>30438507
this post in objectively right

Si

>>30438526
It's a combination of both, faggot. How much of a cuck do you have to be to have your reasoning morphed to this bullshit? Grow the fuck up

>>30438682
> how much of a cuck do you have to be to have your reasoning morphed to this?

What are you saying, anon. You dont really like ponies? the fantastic illustrations are only a median of a fantasy to get you off? Well I'll tell you i wouldn't mind fuxking a pony, but what turns me on about the characters are their personalities. They're just what my heart desires from real women in life. I just can't get enough real authenticity from women, and it pisses me off. Why can't they just be real and open? This is probably getting too real for you... I'll head over to /adv/ or /R9k/ for this if your to scared for this kind of talk

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>>30438783
>if your to scared
Wow, you sure are shit at writing in the english language, desu

>>30438790
>If you're too scared
Gg anon

>>30436573
Not if she isn't real.

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>>30436573
Scrolling through the catalog, I thought the background was her ass cheeks.
Was trying to figure out what the rest of the picture was. Got so far as: white attire are panties; her actual ass cheeks are small beige bollocks.

>>30438959
When OP pic is traced from a back issue of Maxxum, and just adds a Trixie hat.