Reject the horsie

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>>30434279
>implying youve been in the position to reject anyone else ever

>>30434279
No.

>>30434279
Bitch I know you're just after my money.

>>30434295
Some people are here because they never had the chance to reject others.

Others are only here because they already rejected everyone else.

I'm writing up some green although I don't know why. I'm not a writer in the least bit

>>30434279
Punch her in the other eye.

this thread a shit

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>>30434279
No, Purple is for love and cuddles

>>30434510
2deep5me

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>>30435011
Applejack seems to disagree.

>>30435071
Applejack is a redneck, what do you expect from those retardos?

>>30435273
I expect her to cuddle the purple

>>30435011
That's cute.

>>30435273
But she's cuter so I'll let it pass.

>>30434959
I actually did it. Sorry if it's shit. I'm splitting it up to post

>You've been hearing rumors about a little purple horsie having a crush on you
>Only just recently had you moved to Ponyville and you could swear she's always lingering in the corner of your eye
>You're a hard working pony from a few towns over and have moved here strictly for business
>You ran a shop selling a mixture of produce, clothes, toys, and more all for a very low price
>You left a well trusted associate to care for all that while you attempt to expand your business to this new town
>It's been going pretty well with gathering supplies and the place you rented to house your store isn't too shabby either
>Things have been going pretty great except for that strange little mare....
>Everyday you feel as though she's inching her way closer to you
>One of these days she might even-
"H-hey there..."
>Well speak of the devil
"I-I'm Starlight. Starlight Glimmer"
>You raise an eyebrow as she stumbles her introduction
>You glance back to your shop as a team of ponies lift a few shelves to take inside
>After an awkward pause you tell her, "Hello" and then shift your footing
>She looks to you with bright hopeful eyes
"How are you?..."
>Small talk? You're a busy pony but at the same time don't wanna shirk any potential future customers...
>You're hesitant but reply, "I'm grand. Thanks. How about you?"
>You put in a forced smirk for good measure and she seems to pick up at that
"I'm great! Really great actually. Hey.... Will you be busy tonight?
>It's nice to see her perk up but 'will I be busy tonight?'
>The answer is technically no but you've been in these situations before
>You don't want to be rude so you put your hoof to your chin and try your best to make it seem like you're thinking
>After a couple seconds of that you say, "Hmmm.... Sorry but I'm actually pretty busy. Not sure if you can quite tell but I'm sort of in the middle of opening a store here in town...."
>The poor mare starts to deflate like a punctured balloon the moment you said 'sorry'

>>30435604

>When you finish she's staring at the ground with eyes looking to the side.
"Oh... I see... Perhaps there's another time we could..."
>'We'
>You knew it
>That gold digging whore
>Well... Perhaps she's not such a thing but you're not feeling up to another relationship ever since the last one went crashing down
>You're here to expand your empire after all
>Even still, you're new to big business and find yourself still having remnants of a soul
>Sigh.... Perhaps you could spend an afternoon with this poor depressed mare
>It be best to let her know that this is in no way a date though
>You're being nice but like hell do you wanna get too involved
>Solitude suites you just fine after a hard days work after all
>You proceed to lift her chin up and say, "Hey don't look so glum. How about this weekend we go.... Drink?"
>The few times you've been out with your stallion pals that usually goes over well
>She perks right back up and gives you a wide, yet modest, grin
"Sure! It's a date!"
>Your eyes widen
>God damn it
>You put on your serious voice and announce, "Now hold on I never said anything about a date!"
>You expected her to be who knows where by the time you finished that sentence yet there she is still standing in front
"E-excuse me..."
>Starlight let's out a hushed whimper
"But I thought..."
>She trails off and you say, "Look now, I agreed to spend time with you but in no way is this a date. I'm flattered Ms. Glimmer but no thank you."
>You pride yourself on being as honest and mature as you can but it still hurts a little to have to put her down like that
>Not to forget to mention you were already trying to make things up to her...
"Oh... Ummm..."
>She looks away once again
"I understand..."

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>>30435604
>rumors about a little purple horsie
>"I-I'm Starlight. Starlight Glimmer"

>>30435608

>So this is what it's like to be the heart breaker...
>You will admit, it feels rather nice not being on the receiving end but still kinda sucks
>You guess this is where the whole 'you lead me on' trouble comes from
>Not having that with this poor girl though
>You decide to give some final words of encouragement and say, "Hey now, don't feel too bad about it. I've got my own things goin' on and I'm certain you'll find someone. It doesn't have to be me Ms. Glimmer"
>Unfortunately, she doesn't seem to pick up at your words but you can make out a faint smile
"Thanks..."
>It's hard to tell what she's thinking but you hope she registers what you said as something good and not just her having another failure
"I'm gonna go now. Good luck with your store"
>You smile and reply, "Thanks. Farewell Starlight!"
>She gives you a nod and heads off
>You turn back to your work and continue with your day

The end. I hope someone enjoyed it.

>>30435614
K.

>>30434295
Do fat chicks count?
Ive rejected more of them than I can count but then again there fat chicks.

>>30435022
*3deep5me

git gud fagget

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>>30434295
In all my life I just rejected 3 girls: 1 skinny brown girl and 2 ""fat"" girls (not hamplanet level, they had maybe 3-5 kilos+)

>>30435604
>Expect Twi abuse
>Get Glimmer

>>30435909
but 3 isnt half of 5

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>>30435927
>and 2 ""fat"" girls
so you raped them?

>>30435946
This has to be some kind of parody blog.

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>>30434279
No fuk u

Caress the horsie
Comfort the horsie
Kiss the horsie
Passionately fuk the horsie

>>30434279
Fuck you.

>So many people getting triggered by an image.
>Not even the sarcastic reply that shows it's not bothering, but actually mad.
Pathetic.

>>30438300
you sound mad though

>>30435946
Is this real?

>>30435614
I liked it, Anon.

>>30436728
And then punch the horsie.

>>30436581
>>30439163
It's fake and gay

>>30434279
Why don't you go lie down in a pool of your own vomit and cry about it.

>>30439178
You motherfucker you took that line from me!!

>>30435614
Moar?

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>>30435614
I enjoyed it so much that I made a screencap for it.

>>30439188
Nigga what, it's like a six year old meme.

>>30435608
I don't get the "gold digging whore" line, what did he mean by that. Free drinks?

>>30439236
Well fuck me.

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>>30439242
L8er bb ;)

>>30439247
Are you telling me it took me six years to make that shitty joke?

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>>30439212
You forgot
I was intending to make a cap including this

>>30439305
I didn't forget it, I just don't see the point of including it. It doesn't add anything to the overall image. It'd be like making some words of the green ZOOMED. It'd serve no purpose.

And yes, I know you just want to be included in the cap.

>>30439172
This is why you're single and browsing /mlp/.

>>30439524
Wow just wow anon you know what that's fucked up I'm done I'm going to go cry in the corner now.

>>30439319
Shits not mine

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>>30439524
What? I thought 4chan was a shining beacon of light hearted socialization and camaraderie!

Are you telling me I'm sharing this board with autistic sociopaths and retarded virgins?

>>30439652
Everyone's degenerate, but some are more degenerate than others.