>Come home after a long day tending the flower orchards for

>>30428235
Run from the imminent tearing of your sphincter from the godly marecock.

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>>30428235
Can you turn into a little filly.

>>30428235
for fuck's sake Celestia, NO I HAVE NOT MADE ANY FRIENDS TODAY, don't make me get the squirt gun out, I'll use the cold one this time, don't test me

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>>30428235
Fuck, obviously. Fuck long and fuck hard.

>>30428252
>tearing

Why wouldn't she just use magic?

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>>30428235
"m-mom?"

>>30428252
>Not wanting to be turned into a mare
>Not wanting to have your new marevag stretched until it can only feel pleasure fro mher royal cock when shes done with you
>not wanting to have her royal spawn, over and over again

pleb.

>>30428235
For some reason it always feels incredibly lewd seeing Celestia and Luna without their collars/shoes. Has it ever actually happened in the show?

>>30428235
There's no we here just me there's the front door open it and leave you stupid cunt and maybe if you bring Luna something can happen between me and her not you.

>>30428235
Grab gun and remove the home invader

simulator bait? is that you?

>>30428787
I dont think so, the on time it should have (when they were sleeping) the animator forgot.

hol up

Plug her tail into the power outlet

>>30428235
Walk out of the room, I'm saving myself for Rosebutt.

>>30428845
Well that's lazy. I think they're also some of the only regularly occurring characters that we haven't seen blush at all. I want my blushing princesses damn it!

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>>30431348

>>30428316
fucking lol

>>30428235

>You stare for a second. "You know, you COULD just use the front door, Sunny," you say.
>She's rubbing her back on your bed. "What would be the fun in that?" she says. "I thought you liked surprises."
>She's been popping in on a regular basis since you first came here, at first for the purposes of making sure you were settling in, and then because. you're apparently one of the only beings she feels comfortable completely letting her mane down around, so to speak.
>Possibly because you're one of the only creatures in Equestria that don't regard her as either a goddess incarnate or a mother-figure.
>You've also become an unofficial sounding board for her, from time to time. Twilight was a bit miffed that she actually sought advice from you on dealing with the Yaks before her.
>After all, assholes know their own. And it's fun to tick off Sperghorse. She needs it.
>She's rolling around lazily on your bed like a cat, scratching her back on it. You sigh a bit--your bed is going to smell like vanilla and hibiscus for days and she usually leaves a bit of loose fur on the comforter.
>She looks up at you and blinks coquettishly.
>You cant' stay irritated at her for long, she's too damned adorable. You chuckle. "Well, I was planning to spend the night watching hoofball on the tube and getting shitfaced drunk," you say.
>"Mmm, sounds lovely," she says.
>"But, I think I can make room for two. Pizza okay?"
>"Veggies, pineapple, and extra jalapenos please and thank you."
>"Very good."
>Tonight, it's you, a couple of six packs and Brolestia.

>>30431498
Go on...

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>>30431498
Ultimate cozy. And he really should scratch that itchy back of hers.

>>30431597
>>30431641

Perhaps I'll come back to this. It's sort of a little sketch. There really needs to be more comfy Cellie green.

>>30428235
Plow the royal soil

>>30431758
True that, famalam.

>>30431498
>pineapple
nope, get out of my house

>>30431758
I needs it

>>30433962
That meme is bad and you should feel bad.

FUG

>>30433962
>get out of my house
Son, I LIVE in a pineapple. UNDER DA SEAAAAAA

rip

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>>30428450
>spawn
Read that as 'swan' at first

>>30438725
Celestia is very swan-like for a pony.

>>30438867

HORRAY FOR SWAN PONES!

>>30433962
Only plebians dislike pinapple on pizza.

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>>30431758
Do it, celly needs you

>>30438725
>>30438867
>>30439449

https://derpibooru.org/1348045 <-- NSFW.

You know you want her. Don't lie.

>>30439617
>implying he's actually going to come back

>>30428235
I have the need to spread my seed

>>30440433
It's hard being a pimp for your own chromosomes.

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>>30428235
>tfw this afternoon I dreamt that I was making out with Celestia's asshole

>>30440716
Was it like an enormous beautiful pink glistening glazed donut? Did it taste like vanilla and sunshine?

>tfw I never dream that I am making out with any part of Celestia's anatomy

>>30440716
Sad that mlp dreams thread died because my dream last night had our regular human society with cutie marks but that was the only mlp thing about it.

>>30440979

>>30440040
>https://derpibooru.org/1348045

HOT BIRB CLOACA

>>30442518
>implying she isn't the most beautiful horsebirb ever
>implying she wouldn't be beautiful even if she were some kind of tentacled Lovecraftian horror
>for example

https://derpibooru.org/1162320

>>30442588
>>30442588

>>30428235
>be gone for a week.
>lost faith in /mlp/.
>come back to take a peek while on a long road trip.
>first post I see is a genuine prompt.
>no rule fags or mod cucks in sight.
>genuine fun.
You give an old fag hope.

>>30433962
I don't like Hawaiian, but Pineapple and Jalapenos is fucking fantastic. Celly knows her stuff, you have shit taste.

Is there some kind of fanon about Sunbutt liking pineapple on her pizza?

I've seen this in a few stories at FIMfic, too.

>>30442588
>>30442518

>>30444140
Do you think she'd be one of the ones who likes bananas on her pizza? I didn't know that was a thing until yesterday.

its dead jim