I just got a delivery! What's in the box, /mlp/?

>>30426596
If it isnt a horse dildo I dont care.

>>30426596
If it's not dragon dildos you better delet this thread right now.

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Hmmm...

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>>30426596

a souvenir ?

>>30426634
False hope?

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Three sides up, one to go.

>>30426596
>>30426634
450$ D.Va figure?!

>>30426653
hi /v/

>>30426652
If it's not sex toy, plush or rare souvenier thing kys.

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>>30426660
Hi Anon

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Whoops! Looks like I opened it so you can't really see inside.

>>30426691
As if there were other options.

>>30426596
it's shit

>>30426596
Oh just masturbate on whatever you bought, and post pics already.

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Wait a second...

Is it Pringles?

I hope this thread gets deleted before the reveal.

>>30426718
It's a pinkie plushie.
Can we move on now?

>>30426718
Pinkie wearing a tutu

>>30426718
>Pink pone
>shit taste
kill your self

>>30426741
Is that a dildo?

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Looks like Anon is following instruction on the box and recycling it again.

>>30426741
Pet it for me

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>Surprise!

>>30426764
We saw that from a mile away

>>30426764
Treat her like she would treat you!

>>30426764
Okay, no post pics of you fucking it.

>>30426764
Sorry, but you got ripped off. Surprise is white and a pegasus.

>>30426764
Try to be a little bit more creative next time

>>30426764
Cum on it.

Then burn it.

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>>30426765
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>>30426780
She's so excited to make new friends with all of you!

>>30426787
now cum on it

>>30426787
Do we at least get a friend reciept so we can return her and get the money instead

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Too bad she's stuck in that totally unfun bag...

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>>30426787
Now its time Anon.
How much did it cost you?

>>30426805
Why is the box so big?

>>30426824
He's overcompensateing for something

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She REALLY wants to play a fun game with you, /mlp/! Should I let her out of the bag and let her?

>>30426839
No because then you cant return it

>>30426839
Dubs decide, by the way.

>>30426810
She was a gift.

whoa that looks detailed

>>30426881
That's bc it's a 4DE Ponk.

>>30426873
/mlp/ is too slow for the dub threads, anon

>>30426839
Don't open it, let her stay clean

>>30426873
Take her out to dinner

>>30426909
Ah, I forgot.

New plan. First post responding to this that ends in 3 decides if I free her or not.

>>30426873
Cum on her

>>30426941
Put it back in the box and send it to me

>>30426941
yes

>>30426941
Stick her entire head up your ass.

>>30427004
>one off
reroll

i say let her out of her prison

>>30426941
Set it on fire and attempt to pull her out of her burning plastic cage

>no posts ending in 3

damn son, this is gonna take forever

>>30426941
free her using only your dick

>>30426941
Set the bag on fire, then release her.

>>30426941
Free her. Then cum on her. It's common courtesy.

>>30426941
Donate her to charity

>>30426941
open only the top of the bag and make it a semen cage

>>30426941
Free her and kiss the snout.
btw posts that end with 3 occur as often as dubs, ones every 10 digits.

>>30426941
Let her out and give her a hug.

>>30426941
Send her back and get a different one.

>>30426941
don't free her

>>30426941
Free. All those (you)s you got there.

>>30426941

Cum in the bag, then release her.

>>30427203
Ugh finally

>>30427203
+(you)

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>>30427203
A winner is you! Let's get her out of that bag.

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It's super easy to open, thankfully.

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There she is! She's even cuter when you can see her better. Let's take some closer looks.

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Her ears are super soft to pet from behind.

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And she's quite... sturdy.

>>30427280
Something should be done about that...break her in anon

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She's so happy she's out of that no-fun bag! But before she joins the rest of her friends, she wants to play a game with you all! Bingo, tic-tac-toe, Monopoly, or something else... she wants you to pick!

Post ending in 4 decides.

>>30427303
Boop her snoot.

>>30427303
Let's play the cherry-popping game

>>30427312
This but with your dick

>>30427303
How about hide and seek ?

>>30427312
rolling for boop

>>30427303
Russian roulette.

>>30427303
Have her give you a piece of her custard pie.

wheres waldo but with pinkie

>>30427335
roll

>>30427303
Pop up pirate game if you know what I mean

>>30427303
Turn on the PC and play DOOM

>>30427303
warhammer 40k with paper tokens instead of actual models

>>30427303
Play Paranoia, it's a very fun tabletop roleplaying game with lots of parties!

>>30426596
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>>30427303
Wow it's nothing

>>30427303
Hug her and tell her you love her.

>>30427303
"see how fast you can cum on my mane" game.

>>30427303
Pink pony demands snuggles! Give them to her!

>>30427335
Reroll

>>30427303
>rape

>>30427303
Cum on her

>>30427303
Hug the horse. Cuddle the horse. BECOME the horse.

>>30427303
let's play the >rape game

>>30427303
Cum on Pinkie

>>30427303
Flip a coin. If heads, cut her head off. If tails, cut her tail off

>>30427303
Hug and love her as if she were really Ponka.

>>30427464
uh oh

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>>30427464
Fucking FINALLY.

>>30427303
>>30427464
Now OP, if you can't put a dick on your pony you are not worthy to be on this board.

>>30427464
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>>30427491
How do you rape a plushie if you don't have a dick?

>>30427507
you find a way

>>30427507
use it as a dildo

>>30427518
>>30427530
Well, I ain't no fuckin' quitter. Guess I'll be making the continuation of this thread to trash. I'll link it when it's up.

I have a couple of ideas of how to execute this.

>>30427507
Rub your pussy with a plush then.

what is with this thread and fucking plushies juts aksing

>>30427540
See >>30427546
Have Pinkie eat you out.

>>30427558
We're bored and horny. That is all

>>30427540
IT'S HAPPENING

>>30427571
I got a theory that we are horny all the time because sitting much causes balls to become warmer than usual.

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>>30427595
It's probably the summer heat, anon

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>this thread

OP here, figured out what I want to do. I have a question for you anons first.

Do you want me to shave for this? It's a massive bush considering I'm a disgusting NEET who never gets any action.

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>>30427803

>>30427803
That'll take too long. Go in full bush.

>>30427803
Yes, please! Femanon if you deliver, I swear, I will sacrifice a little Taiwanese boy just for you

>>30427803
Cum on the pony.

>>30427803
keep the bush plz

>>30427830
You're right, it'll at least take an hour. Besides, if you horsefuckers are going to fap to me molesting a Ponk plush, I suppose a rat's nest snatch isn't too much more/less degenerate.

>>30427858
DO IT OP

>>30427858
Bonus points if you make a video and upload it to PornHub.

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>>30427803

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hold up wasn't there a similar thread in a ponythread simulator that ended with a femanon posing nude with a pinkie plush

Alright, I'm going to do the deed now and take pics. I'll post when I'm back.

>>30427858
Don't do it femanon, shit remains on the internet forever, just think about it a little

>>30427891
Yup. Every good artist needs inspiration from somewhere.

>>30427897
Have fun you sick fuck

>>30427899
How do you tell which person it is by the pussy?

>>30427507
cave explorer

>inb4 he/she is a hermaphrodite

>>30427917
Straight Human males can recognize any female by the her vag.

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I'm torn /mlp/ between curiosity and beingstraight what should I do, do I follow op's journy in trash or wait for the ebin zoomedwords cesored cap?

>>30427955
porque no los dos?

>>30427955
It's more about the journey than the destination.

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>>30427955
>>30427971

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>>30427891
could it be?

>>30427955
>Being straight
>On 4chan
Anon we're so degenerate here that sexuality is meaningless. The thinking is that we're so unlikely to ever get laid that you might as well aim for every target and find everything sexually attractive since the odds of any of us actually getting laid are already laughably slim.

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>>30428068

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>>30427891
Dear lord.

>>30428068
As a 25 years old kissless virgin who's currently playing a dyke sim I couldn't agree more but should we not have some resemblance of dignity? Not for society but for ourselves

OP CMON.

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>>30428148
>Anons
>dignity

>>30428162
yeah cum the fuck on, it's past midnight here and I'm fucking dying I want to go sleep

>>30428148
>dignity
meme_gif_of_a_man_laughing.gif

>>30428162
>>30428177
Hold your horses, I was enjoying myself while also taking pictures. 31 in total. Going to start editing them now.

>>30428192
D-did you record it?

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>>30428192
>editing
>cropping out the dick

>>30428196
Hell no. I think I took enough for you guys to get the idea. She smells like sweat now, as do I.

>>30428205
No, removing data and shit.

You can't really see my bagina through the bush, it's kind of all black. Before the thread dies on trash, I'll take a timestamped pic of my titties with the Ponk plush to confirm I am, indeed, woman.

>>30428205
>cropping out the dick
Anon, where have you been for this whole thread?

>>30428192
We're not asking for beautifully edited photos. Just fucking post em already.

>>30427891
>in PTS
Pinkie-chan is not just from Homer you autist.

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>>30428223
Can't make jokes now apparently.

>>30428216
Hey, that's alright. As long as you deliver that's what matters. No vid is A-OK with me.

Just out of curiosity, do you have any other plushies you could "have fun with" in the future?

>>30428231
I have everyone except Twily.

6 of the 31 are done, btw. In addition to removing data, I'm blurring out my hands because I'm taking no fucking chances with this fucked up photoset. Call me a pussy, y'all will just have to deal.

>>30428323
About what time should we expect them to be posted?

>>30428323
You have distinctive hands?

>>30428323
>blurring out your hands to prevent anyone noticing you
Smart move on your part. Better safe than sorry.

If you ever get around to doing this again at some point, I'd love to see Fluttershy eat you out as well.

>>30428333
Anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour.

>>30428335
Yes, actually.

>>30426691
Cheeky bugger.

>>30426773
I had a giggle.

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>>30428349
>30 minutes to an hour
I give up. Well done op you are an abosute madman hope you had fun with that pinkie.

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>>30428323
>not having a plushie of best pone

You disgust me, ma'am.

>>30428377
It wasn't by choice, believe me. I just haven't been able to get her yet.

10 out of 31 done.

>>30428385
Think you could start posting the ones you have on /trash/? We'll keep the thread alive for you~

>>30428394
Sure, m8. Gimme a minute to start the thread.

>>30428402
Sweet. Looking forward to it.

>>30428402
I guess this is where my no-fap streak dies

it's up but I'm shit at cross linking between boards

>>30428453
>>>/trash/10192417

>>30428453
>>>/trash/10192417

>>30428453
That's a nice buildup.

>>30428526
I'm a dom, I have experience with this sort of thing

>>30428526
I'm ready for the dick though

Anddd, delivered.

>>30428996
Remember OP, taking hormones and tucking your junk does not make you a woman.

>>30429027
you can say that again, I learned the hard way

Well, that was something.

>>30430221
it sure was

>>30430221
still sceptical of the legitimacy of it, any guy could've squeezed their dick in between their thighs to get that kind of shot.

>>30431792
I may be biased since I am bisexual anyway but I think you can just enjoy it for the other stuff. Hell You could easily reach orgasm with all the buildup stuff.

>>30431822
same desu, dick or not shit was still top notch.

>wake up
>thread still up

surprising, desu

>>30431822
I knew someone would think that. The angle wasn't the best at proving bagina, but it's what everyone wanted, so.

>>30432161
>I knew someone would think that
Oh I should have been clearer. I don't think there was a dick there. I was talking about a hypothetical where there was.

>>30432197
Oh, gotcha. Yeah, if I had a dick, molesting a plush would probably be a lot easier. I like grinding/clit stimulation much more than penetration. I'd be lying if I said grinding against pillows wasn't one of my favorite masturbation techniques.