You wouldn't take advantage of a drunk girl.

>>30425899
You wouldn't go to jail

>>30425899
Yeah, I only drink vodka, so most of the "girls" who would try to drink with me would end up in a non-advantage-takeable state.

>>30425899
Be reported as rape, nope I'm going home.

>>30425899
Actually, no. I wouldn't.

>>30425899
Oh man, I'd make her sign for an unnecessary loan with so much interest...

>>30425899
But I'm drunk too, so we're technically taking advantage of each other

>>30425899
Third world bruh.
Tho it wouldnt feel right if she was passed out.

>>30425993
Now that's just cruel at least just steal her kidney.

>>30425899
Only if she had hooves.

Being drunk is a fucking terrible excuse, it doesn't relieve you of personal resposibility.

>>30425899
Of course I wouldn't you fucking degenerate. I'd tuck her in them sleep on the couch like a sad lonely loser

>>30425899
She will throw up on you don't risk your car with her.

>>30425899
The farthest I'd go is a sloppy blowjob. Drunk vaginal sounds like a load of trouble.

>>30425994
no anon

only men can take advantage of poor innocent womyn

>>30426124
Statistically, men hold their liquor better than women, so there's that/

>>30425899
Her retardation and inebriation cancel each other out.

>>30425899
I'd just break her legs and leave her in the woods.

>>30425899
of course not
seeing as she's my sister I'll protect her and take her home so nobody can molest her, then give her a bath and snuggle her in bed so she doesnt freeze from that whole alcohol hypothermia thing

>>30426129
Funny how this was a nonissue until about eight years ago.

Really activates my almonds.
>feminism
>a good thing

>>30425899
But Derpy is a sweet, good hearted girl who wouldn't convict you of rape just because she wanted to be in the news

>>30426409
honestly i can tolerate different viewpoints, the part that grumbles my grundle is how they don't understand that this shit JUST started like 8 years ago. like have some fucking perspective and stop criticizing 80s movies for not matching your arbitrary standards that you just now made up

>>30425899

Nope. If you're going to fuck, it should be with someone who isn't going to barf on you at a moment's notice or just lie there like a dead thing because they're drunk off their ass.

Getting someone drunk for sex generally means shitty sex, and you're desperate enough that the only time a girl is up for your ugly ass is if she's wearing beer goggles.

Fapping to drunk girls on the other hand is fun, especially since it's frequently a free show if they're the sloshed stripper type.

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>>30425899
DERPY IS NOT FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF!!!!!

>>30425899
green when? Derpy is for sexual

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>>30427870
She's a cute little cock sleeve

>>30426908
As someone that has had a decent amount of drunken sex, I must argue that it's been the best I've had. Granted, it only really mattered that I was drunk. Having to keep the drunk girls from stumbling into public with their panties down, giggling, was an annoyance, but one that's a nonissue once actual sex starts

>>30427943
I should probably add that this was drunken sex with people I'd already had sober sex with. Drunken first time sounds like danger zone.

>>30425899
But I never get to discuss philosophy with the sober ones!

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>>30427958
>danger zone.

>>30425899
I haven't fucked in few centuries sooo yes, yes I would

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>>30425899
>>30425994
>>30426000
>>30426079
>>30426129
>>30426149
>>30426409
>>30426463
>>30427943
>>30427958
pic related

>>30425899
I really want to massage her butt.

>>30428808
Her butt, her back, her legs, her arms, her head, her belly, her chest, the inside of her throat

>>30425899
I don't drink. Never will. As a result, I've only been hit on by a drunk girl two times in my life at gatherings.

The first time went like this, ver-fucking-batim: she stepped in front of me as I was about to go stare out a window in the dorm room (the moon was pretty), and this drunk chip came in front of me.

She said "Jewish girls are said to be really good at fucking you knoooow?" I didn't bother with a response and tried to leave, but she started to hang onto my shoulder, pulling my arm. It was injured at the time. She then said some about her jeans and laughed saying "Hahaha! No, no /I'm/ jewish so you should kiss me" or something like that. I gave her a more agitated response, shrugging her off with a "Wonderful. Move please." She followed me to the window and saw me get my phone out to take a picture. "Are you a photographer? You don't look like one. My brother takes pictures of *I didn't understand much after that*" I just sighed as she started to try and steal my phone for a selfie. I asked "Are you retarded?" and she just engaged in drunk raptor-like laughter. "Omigosh you're so mean!!1!"

Then, I hear this guy behind me.

"Jessica!"

It was her boyfriend. He looked like a straight-up chad. He had a black leather jacket, spikey hair gelled back and tight-fitting jeans. He wasn't muscular in the sene that I was, but the guy looked like he'd kick my ass if angry enough. Thankfully, he wasn't. In fact, he was downright miserable.

"Jessica, what're you doing? ...Who are you?"

I told him she was hitting on me. Dude was sad. Like, dead-up depressed. He just smiled this broken smile, and said "it's okay, she does this a bit." I gave him a sympathy pat on the shoulder. Apologized. Turns out she was also 17. Yikes.

But no. I would not a drunk girl. It's more trouble than it's worth, not to mention morally wrong.

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>>30428919
Nice copypasta

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>Not wanting a drunk girl to take advantage of you

>>30428941
piss on him all you want
that shit was fun to read

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>>30429051
That fucking hurts. Don't have a sympathetic enough reaction pic, so I'll just post more Derp.

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>>30428946
>ywn fall asleep in party after drinking too much
>ywn never be carried by Sunset to a bedroom away from the party
>ywn placed ass-up on the bed
>ywn have your prostate milked gently till the last drop
>ywn wake up horny as fuck
>ywn find it hard to cum as you masturbate for hours
>ywn ejaculate the thickest load of life

>>30429051
thats terrible

>>30425899
i'm too beta, even for easy targets
even if she was huping my arm/leg, i would still back off

>>30428919
Que buena historia wey

>>30425899
I want derpy to fart on me

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Is it taking advantage if we just cuddle?
I've not had a hug in literal decades, so i'm not sure i'd be able to say no to an attractive clingy drunk.

>>30425899
Of course not. But you have to eat all eggs first.

>>30425899
What counts as taking advantage of a drunk girl. If she's passed out, yeah it's rape. But what if she came onto me, is that still rape?

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>>30425899
You wouldn't let a drunk girl(male) take advantage of you.

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>>30427943
MDMA would blow the tiny briefs off your ass if you ever had an opportunity with it.

>>30429844
Legally in some places it's still rape even if both parties are intoxicated. The woman gets a few days of regret, the man goes to prison and irrevocably loses all social standing andany employment opportunities.

"You're drunk derpy..."
>You're not in one piece either, but you're still standing.
>"Oh come on Nonny~,"
>She leans against you some more, her tits getting squeezed against your torso while she wraps her arms around you.
>She's always been clingy when she got drunk, but never this much.
>"It'll be fun, you'll see!"
>You feel your heart rate going up already.
>But you just can't.
"Why don't we talk about this tomorrow?"
>You take hold of her shoulders to try and push her off but her iron grip sends you both stumbling, and you have to take hold of a street light to stay up.
>She giggles.
>"Woooo~!"
>But she still doesn't let go of you, her face nuzzling your neck when you pull her up from her drunken half-fallen state.
>"Why are you all grumpy about this?"
"I'm not being grumpy! You're just--"
>"A cute girl offers you a blowjob and all you do is tease her and tell her she's drunk!"
"Because you are!"
>"Who cares~,"
>You gasp when you feel her knee stroking its way between your legs.
"D-derpy!"
>And her thigh finds your pride a second later, the soft pressure sending a wave of pleasure up your spine.
>"Are you gay or something?"
>You groan, annoyed by her questions and also because of the gentle back and forth motion of her leg.
"That's not it! I wouldn't mind it if you were sober."
>"Oooohh~, at least this part of you isn't gay."
>She giggles again before her right hand drifts its way all the way down your back and to the front of your pants, giving your hardening member a good squeeze.

>>30431500
>Fuck, you can feel yourself losing it, maybe the fourth shot was a bad idea.
"Can't we at least get back to my place first? We could drink some water and--"
>"No silly, I couldn't do this if we weren't smashed, so just try to enjoy it alright?"
>You groan again when you feel her hand stroke its way down your shaft and she takes hold of your balls to give them a gentle squeeze.
>You nod and a happy sounds escapes her throat. She finally lets go of your back and steps away, keeping your balls in her clutch and pulling you along.
"Woah, watch out with these!"
>You don't get any response, she simply grins back at you and rolls her eyes.
>"Duh! I'm not going to hurt these before I use them~,"
>You squeak like a faggot when she gives them another squeeze. Not enough to hurt you but more than enough to make you obey.

>You find yourself in the park a minute later.
>"This should do it..."
"A-are you sure about this?"
>She doesn't even bother responding, too busy looking around to see if you were alone.
>And she drops to her knees the moment she finds out.
>You gasp once again when her hands find your dick, groping, stroking and squeezing it through your clothes.
>"I've always wanted to do this,"
>Her face shoots forward and she buries her nose in your crotch, inhaling deeply.
>You're not sure of what to do with your hands so you awkwardly pets and stroke her hair.
>She starts fumbling with your belt for a couple seconds, before you decides to help her.
>And she tugs everything down the moment the buckles pop free.
>She gulps and stare at your bobbing pride not a foot away from her face for a good ten seconds.
>"It's so... big..."
"Uh... thanks,"
>She lifts her right hand from your pant, caressing your leg all the way up and your cock eagerly throbs, anticipating her touch.
>And throbs again when her fingers wraps themselves around it.

>>30431504
"Fuckk..."
>Why were you against that again?
>She gives your shaft a couple gentle pumps, her eyes peeking up from time to time to examine your reaction.
>And then she dives forward once more and gives your tip a lick.
>Then a second one.
>And a third, this one covering more ground and lingering longer.
>She giggles again when a content sigh escapes your lips.
>She pumps again, her second hand joining her ministrations and finding its place around your balls once more, the warmth of it sending a shiver up your spine.
>And she gives it a kiss.
>And she giggles again when you groan.
>And another kiss, and a third one, this one pressing further, her tongue parting her lips to lap at your crown.
>Then she takes it in, just an inch, looking up at you as if asking for permission.
>Isn't that kinda late for that?
>And you respond by drawing her in with the hand now resting behind her head.
>You moan when the third inch disappears between her lips.
>Then the fourth.
>Then the fifth.
>Holy shit she just keeps going!
>You can't take it anymore so you pull her in and you completely hilt.
>"GLK!"
>You groan when you feel her tongue try to push you out.
>Only then do you realize what you're doing, and you release your grasp, your mouth opening to tell her how sorry you were.
"Oh shit, I'm so sorry derpy, I-I didn't mean-I just..."
>She coughs and hacks for a second, before frowning at you.
>"Just keep going!"
>You blink.
"Wha--"
>She takes hold of your hands and places them back on her head.
>"I can take it!"
>This can't be real.
"Are you sur--OoOoh!"
>She doesn't wait and engulfs your entire length in one go.
>And the glare she's sending you while choking on your cock can only mean one thing.

>>30431514
>So you comply, taking hold of her face and pulling her off, giving her just a second to take breathe, before you plunge back in.
>She chokes and hacks again, but moans when your cock leaves her throat.
>Her hands shoots forward and she wraps them around your butt to pull you in again.
>Half of your mind is trying to process the fact that your best friend is some sort of porn star, but the other tells it to shut up and fuck her face.
>And you soon find your rhythm, your shaft entering and leaving the entrance of her throat every few seconds.
>And it seems like she's getting used to it too, her coughs now only happening every few journeys.

>You keep going for a couple minutes, and you feel yourself getting close.
"I-I'm getting there-ah-shit... just a bit more."
>She nods hearing this, your cock still nestled deep inside, before she pulls away.
>"J-just fuck my face Nonny~!"
>Your dick throbs when your pet name makes you realize what you're really doing.
>And her tongue brings your tip back in her warm prison, and she pulls you in as fast as she can.
>Fuck.
>You keep going for another ten pumps, before you feel yourself passing the PNR.
"Oh shit, here it comes!"
>And you hilt, groaning, feeling your dick throbbing and pulsing deep down her throat.
>She coughs again when you release your first salvo.
>You think of maybe pulling out but her hands have you locked.
>So you decide to simply enjoy it, spurts after spurts, her tongue still shifting around your shaft and the swallowing motion of her throat coaxing you for everything you've got.
"Ahhh, where did you learn how to do this?!"
>She hums in response and starts pulling out when she realizes you're out of juice.
>She gives your sensitive tip another couple laps to make sure it's clean when it finally escapes her lips.
>Your hand drifts down her scalp to cup her cheek, your thumb gently stroking it to show how much you loved it.

>>30431572
Nevermind, this'll be the end of it.
I'm tired so I know it's meh, and I was going to make it a 'She starts blowing you but pukes halfway', got horny halfway in and ended up with this mess.

>>30425899
No, you lead her home and make her eat a bowl of eggs and let her be on her way.

>>30431581
God bless your dick for convincing tou otherwise, that was great.

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>>30431581
And then she doesn't remember it in the morning, or says you took advantage of her after!
Anyways, don't sweat it anon. I pretty much exclusively write green when tossed, so having a "It's meh" feeling afterwards is the standard for me.

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>>30431853
>>30431884
Good to know someone enjoyed this, at least

>>30431927
Was pretty comfy, you should definitely write more

>>30425899
I most certainly would not.

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>>30433083
Nah, I really have no idea where to go with it and I'm not really happy with where it is in the first place
I'll just finish the dozen greens I'm supposed to work on instead, and maybe I'll make a real derpy green someday

>>30427943

A drink or two to relax is one thing. Frat party sloshed on the other hand is shit tier. Girls don't get whiskey dick, but one of my buddies in college ended up needing surgery because of a unzipping for dick out turned into a girl rezippering his dick into the metal teeth, and another one actually broke his dick because drunk sex + girl jumping on your cock while laughing = bent dong.

>>30433127
Well, I kind of meant 'write more' in general, as opposed to specifically this. Got a pastebin of your other stuff?

>>30434217
Oh yeah, it's far from being my first green.
https://pastebin.com/u/Betanon

>>30434232
Oh shit, its you! When are you going to finish that Pinkie Pie green?

>>30434247
I keep working on it every day, whenever I'm in the mood.
Since it's so fluffy I really need to be in the exact mood to get it right, or it'll end up like this one and I really, really don't want this for my first ponk story.
And the sex scene I'm working on will be kinda long. It might get to 5k words, at least.