>Ever been raped by a movie star?

>>30424699
Ever been suckered punched on the nose.

>>30424699
Lyra... do you even have any lines?

>>30424699
N-no, ma'am.
Should I be...ready for that to change?

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>>30424728
Snoots are for booping only.

>>30424728
No but when I was a wee lad me and the brothers would box in the yard. If my brother wanted to be be the right all he had to do was give me a hard jab to the nose and blood would come gushing out. I have a soft nose hehe

>>30424699
yes, but I my lawyer says I can't talk about it

>>30424883
Not if it involves Lyra.

>>30424937
Same, me and my brother were trying to see who knocks over who first I of course being the youngest tried the best tactic I had which is falling on the couch we both fall on the couch and of course he has my right hand and I tried to grab him with my left didn't know the dumbass had his face right next to my elbow I turn just to hit him on the nose not that hard didn't make him bleed or anything me being young starts to panic about to say are you alright mid sentence get a straight punch to my nose didn't bleed but did sneeze I got up and walked away.

>>30424937
I've gotten hit full force in the nose with a basketball and didn't get a nose bleed

>>30424728
>That line only works once!