Homo Horse Hangout #40

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>>30424180
good taste OP.

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So how many of you are bi guys down on your luck with girls?

How many of you are straight girls here to admire good-looking stallions?

>>30424194
where can I read the whole thing for science?

Stop that.

Stop being gay.

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>>30424216
I hope there's no girls here, that would kinda ruin the purpose of a homo hangout

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>>30424237
You've really not read Comic Reflief by now?
Oh, dude, Braeburned worked on this thing for like a year!
He released it in an art pack he curated, Saddle Up 2, and the whole thing was in the free version, so you can find it on Derpibooru, e621, or his tumblr if you go back far enough.

>>30424237
Make sure you get both parts too. It's easy enough to find if you know where to look.

>>30424216
I just like ponies, man.

>>30424369
dude, gay girls though

There is one girl and she hasn't been around much so we're good I think

>>30424370

there was actually over a year's wait for part 2. Worth it though, I love Shiny as a bottom.

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>>30424237

fyi: this is now required reading to hangout in this thread. enjoy


https://e621.net/pool/show/6488

>>30424370
I fapped to this and felt guilty about it for like 6 months before I came to terms with how much I like horse dick.

>>30425406
It might be the best spike comic ever made

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>>30424216
I mainly stop in to laugh at the fags
ESPECIALLY YOU, TYPHOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But other than that I follow a strict rule of "NO THOTS" be they male or female, and most people I run into tend to be thots so I've made peace with dying alone because I'm not going to lower my standards and date thots.

>kissing isn't too weird, is it?

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>>30425473

Easily. I think it's my favorite SA comic too, desu. He's so sweet and amenable in it

>>30424216
I'm straight but come here to mire qt horse boi pussy...kinda like /fit/ but with pone

Would cuddle a stallion, n-VERY homo

>>30425572
That's what I told myself for a while too. It started with cuddles. Then I wanted to give them non gay handies. Now I want to gently make love to their butts while kissing them lovingly.

no homo

>>30424216
I'm asexual for humans and bi for ponies.

>>30424216
being a bisexual still trigger pure fags?

>>30424216
I don't even know where I am at the moment. Just want someone to hug. Why limit myself to half of what's out there?

Why not just go hug your mum

>>30425680

Nah. You just do you. But eventually you'll probably either go straightie or abandon vag altogether.

>>30425680

it does me.

t. had his heart broken by a bislut who left me for a vag.

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>>30424216

>>30424237
You might also ant to look up All Aboard, though YMMV on how much you like it compared to Comic Relief.

>>30424180

Tangentially related to the comic:

https://derpibooru.org/1457249

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>>30426472
Looks like your bf got VAGINA'D
It's okay you can come sit on my face any day, Anon

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>>30426493
I don't recognize the structure for that filename, so I'm going to assume it's randomized, and wow, it starts with "hhh."
A+

>>30425483
Typhoon is a fag? haha. brilliant.

>>30427229

jokes on him though, he married her, then he got jew'd when they divorced a year later. She took his family home that he inherited.

>>30427455
I don't understand how someone can do that to another person

>>30427588
As I said in >>30425483 Trust no thots, and Typhoon is a fag

>>30427588
>I don't understand how someone can do that to another person

Humanity is a cesspool of filth, evil, and nasty things. Genuinely trusting another person is a bad choice for your well being. That way down lies disappointment and misery.
Family? eh, dubious, but usually viable. Not always, us fags know how easily we can find ourselves on the street when the homophobic parents find out we're into dudes/girls/whatever. Friends are worse and better and the same time, because they're not obligated to take interest in your life, but you can try to intentionally pick the most stable and sane ones.

The best advice I can give you all is to choose the ones who are genuinely into you, and your personality. It's true what they say, in any kind of relationship one party always loves the other more. The biggest mistake you can do is chase after someone who don't appreciates you, or is friends because of your status/money/current situation forces them to. It's seriously a wasted effort. Let yourself be loved instead. Don't be a dickbag, show your pals you appreciate them, (even if you secretly choose remain distant emotionally) and you'll have reliable mates for the rest of your life - provided you chose sensibly. If you feel like your newfound friend is being a bit clingly, that's an excellent sign, that they appreciate you and want more of you in their lives. Indulge them, but always leave them wanting more.

Love interests are the absolute worst, and shouldn't be bothered with at all. They're temporarily guests in anyone's life, any permanence is just an illusion straight people project because they have like a huge house, two dogs and they stay together "for the kids", so they stay in their wretched loveless marriages and cheat left and right, frankly it's absolutely stomach turning.

Oh, and the best life lesson to learn is to let people go. Don't waste your energy and precious little time on those who don't deserve them.

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>>30428435

>>30425483
>>30427363
What the fuck is Typhoon's deal? He's banned from every discord server I've seen him in.

>>30429095
I dunno man but I hear hes a huge fag

can someone dump a bunch of cute gay horses? It'll make me feel better for a few hours

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>>30429143
You got it, anon.
Dump inc

>>30429197
appreciated

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>>30426472
Leaving someone /for/ someone else is always messed up. Bislut here feels your pain, and I hope you get someone worthy of you next time.

>>30429197
Bless you, my son.

>>30426307
I'd hang out with them.

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>>30429197

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Last one, and I'm wondering if these two would be kinda cute together.
How the hell do you think Fancy Pants would feel about dating a cute little con nerd? Maybe they met at a bar when there was a gala and a con in the same city?
A gay bar?

>>30429573
>Quibble gets drunk in the hotel bar at Con.
>Gets into heated argument about canon semantics with another superfan.
>Alcohol gives enough courage to suggestively compliment the alabaster stallion on his Caballeron cosplay.
>Conversation leads to an invite upstairs.
>Holy Shit, the Celestial Suite...
>Fancy takes off his costume, and beckons toward the walk in shower...

>>30429632
Access Applewood: The Secret Lives of the Canterlot Elite

>>30429527
I laughed

>ywn stroke his sheath while tonguing his ponut in the middle of a crowded market

What's his name, /hhh/?

An entire show full of wonderful female characters and you fags still manage to fag it up

>>30429945
So what? All horses deserve the hot monkey dick. Especially the ones with horsecocks. They don't even have hands, Anon! How do you fap without hands! We're offering them a vitally important service.

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>>30429945
incredible huh?

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>>30429962
Anon, that pone isn't cute at all.

>>30429958
>>30429962
To be clear, I'm not angry, honestly kind of impressed

How do you guys regard the majority of the cast, though? Like do you just not give a shit about the main characters and only focus on the small number of dude ponies?

>>30430010
No, I just don't limit my options. I enjoy both the candyvag and the candycock.

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>>30430010
ILL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES

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>>30430010
a bit of that mixed with occasionally flipping the genders of the females.

>>30430075
Other than elusive, none of the gender swaps are even that cute.

>>30429123
He's our Chris-chan
Basically a meme-worthy super autist and a mega huge fag

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>>30430096

tell me >>30429514 isn't adorable.

Dusk is also a qt 3.14

>>30429514
Never thought I could like butterhorse. I'm sold.

pee in the stallion

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>>30430842
i want someone to pee in me

>>30424180
>homo horse
>OP image is Spike with Shining Armor squeezed into the corner
>soon it will be Fizzle madness again

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>>30406545
There was one distraction that was hard to ignore. Shining was developing an odor. Not a vile one,
but a distinct equine scent of high alert, a sort of sharpish woodsey musk. It wasn't annoying,
but it certainly was a bit distracting. Of course it beat all hell out of some of the other scents
wafting over the roof.
"You stink." you mention.
>"Hey, I did a team of pony's worth of magic moving and welding together all that scrap fence.
>Plus you're no daisy, yourself."
It was, sadly, true. Putting off another ice-cold shower until it became necessary was probably
the best plan however. As the last of the light faded, the sense of activity below had risen
until it seemed the neighborhood itself were adrift in a liquid brownian motion.
>"What does 'Oik Oik Boo Boo' mean, anyway?" Shining asks.
"Not a clue. They're getting pretty stirred up though, be ready. I think they're going to rush
that house over there." you point to a place a few houses down across the street which was being
closely examined by a sub-group being more quiet than the rest.
"Can you magic their shit? It's not that I like my neighbors or anything, but-"
>"Sure, I'll see what I can do."
You outstretch an arm draped in blanket to try and block the sudden light from Shining's horn,
and watch. The group down the block had made their way onto the porch. Rythmic slamming sounds
began, as they attempted to kick the door in. That went on for a dozen or two strikes, until they
went at the windows, which proved similarly indestructible. Ater a couple of dozen more hits, the
group withdrew.
"Stay ready, there's no way they're giving up that easy." you tell Shining, who horn-bobs 'yes'.

>>30424180
Any of you got the extra images in Comic Relief 2?

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>>30431236
Sure enough, moments later, a small blaze broke out. Plan A, Loot, having failed, the militants
were moving on to Plan B, Destroy, and had lit up a couple of molotovs. A couple of the braver
specimens ran in close and threw them against the house, where they burst into major flame.
You shading his horn from the crowd below, Shining concentrates, and the fire runs off the face
of the affected house, pooling momentarily, then raising into serpents of fire which slither at
the amassed crowd. This causes further panic, more bottles lit and thrown idiotically at the first,
only strengthening Shining's magic fire-snakes. At this point, all chanting and whistling stops,
replaced by a cannonade of gunfire at the phantasmagorial reptiles. Miraculously noone gets hit.
the crowd suddenly folds in on itself in a pattern spreading outward from the unnatural snakes,
screaming soon becoming the major theme as trampling and violent attempts to flee override all
other priorities the mob may have had in mind. Only from your rooftop vantage could you see what
a primitive job Shining was actually doing, telekinetically moving the burning fuel along in
slithering motions through the air. From the ground view, it must have been quite impressive.
You spared him a glance, in the dim horn-light he was wearing an intent expression, tongue gripped
between teeth, controlling the constellation of snakes to clear the neighborhood of miscreants
before the fuel was consumed. It took a bit of time, but the molotovs must have been good ones,
because by the time the snakes packed it in, they were just visible in the far distance and there
was no sign of protestors anywhere near.
"Dude, that rocked!" you say, as the last one flickers out way down the road.
>"I hope it was enough, because that's about all I had left in me for now." he replies, horn fading
>out.
"Yeah, I don't think they're gonna be in a big hurry to come back. Let's get our asses indoors."

>>30431757
I don't think there are much ships with Braeburn on top.

>>30424180
degenerate thread

Bampity bump bamp

cute horsey boys

Alright /hhh/, can you turn me gay for stallion pussy? Find a random horsecock image you like and link it for me and everone else's pleasure.

>>30433209
Enjoy your three day vacation. Faggot.

https://static1.e621.net/data/ae/a8/aea85b486e0bc8b0dee3f1990fdc1183.png

WHOOPS

>>30433177

If this doesn't at least make you a little curious curious......well you're a stronger holdout than me:
https://e621.net/post/show/746595/2015-aiko_stable-animal_genitalia-animal_penis-ani

https://static1.e621.net/data/59/88/59886b1c7e7d1a8acf24beb232f1b486.png

you know, I think there's a thread for this on /b/ 2.0

>>30433227
>>30433268
God dammit /hhh/! You can't pull the Shino card like that, now I'll never be straight again.

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Reminder that Big Mac is straight and taken.

Enjoy your cuckshed.

>>30433287

Tell us about your newfound lust for horsecock, anon.

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>>30433302
>implying he doesn't experiment from time to time like shining

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>>30433302
He wasn't my husbando anyway so it only hurts a lil bit.

>>30433664
why are they so dark

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Do you think AJ would really be so opposed to stallion stuffing?

>>30434611
Nah, her need to fuck mac and braeburn overpowers her dislike of them fucking each other.

>>30433243

Caramel is my horsebando and somehow I've never seen this. Thanks, anon.

>>30434743
isn't caramel a mtf?

Doesn't that make you straight?

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>find your way to horseland
>you're gay
>they arent
How would you cope?

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>>30434889
Force ship of course

>>30434889
>rape

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>>30434889

corrupt the colts

Do you still call it getting your dick wet if you're fucking a butt?

>>30435712
Unless you're going in dry.

The OP just makes me wish Braeburned could make another pony-related comic.

>>30435712
only if you come inside

>>30434611
>implying AJ isn't homosexual herself.

>>30433350
Ponies are cartoon characters allowing them a wider range of expression than humans, which in turn means the hottest and most adorable ahegao/O faces the world has ever seen. I've always had a exaggerated O face fetish, and these cute faces just make my enjoyment of these innocent violations of Christan law even better.

Keep posting juicy medial rings. Bonus points if cute O face is involved

>>30435583
S-Source?

WAKE UP /hhh/ YOU STILL HAVE HORSECOCK TO PROVIDE!

>>30436832
>>30436834
>literally posted at the exact same

Proof that god exists.

>>30436915
>32
>34
That would mean that >>30436833 also got posted at the exact same time. Amazing.

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Trenderhoof is too fucking cute.
I want to be him.

>>30436832
>>30436833
>>30436834

WITNESSED 11:43 PM EST

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>>30430001
fuck you nigger

>>30437966
He's not even good at being a nerd.

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>>30431865
it's a darn shame too, even powerbottom brae would be a welcome sight.

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>>30431379
Having squozen back through the little wooden roof-access door and through the attic, you notice
that Shining seems a little unsteady, but determined. The minute you enter the house proper, you
bolt for the bathroom- Only to be knocked through the door alongside a dirty white blur.
>"First!" he proclaims, as you untangle your legs and stand.
"I call bullshit, I got here first!" The both of you freeze, as something akin to the Star Wars
Imperial March begins to play from the rusted wreck of a bathroom medicine cabinet.
"The little mirror, that's where I stashed it!" you announce, "It's probably just as well that
the big one on the front's already busted, with your record." you finish.

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>>30438433
>"I have to answer it." Shining replies, the cabinet creaking open after a couple of tries, the
>little stainless mirror falling down into the sink's basin. A weak firefly of magic swipes across
>it's surface. Cadance appears, looking arch. "So, cowardly Shining, have you enjoyed my gift?"
"It rocks, send another!" you quip, getting booted in the shin with a hind leg.
>Her face turns to yours. "Oh, I am SO glad you've survived, Anon. You simply have NO idea." she
>says, coldly. You smile, and rub at an eye-booger with a middle finger at her, and she gasps in
>shock. Eyes roving between you and Cadance, shining pipes up, "Whoa, hey hey now let's just
>chill and be cool, OK?"
>Cadance returns her attention to Shining. "I have made a royal proclamation, Shining, in your
>honor. It reads thus: 'Any spouse fleeing their home dimension without their partner forfeits
>all lands, titles and annuls the marriage itself, pending their return and legal review by
>their regional princess.' ...You like? I thought you might."
>"Honey, please, don't do this. We'll be fine as soon as you're, uh, feeling better-"
>"I feel fine! And enjoy your batchelorhood, because it'll be a cold day in hell before I ever
>reinstate you, you cockroach! You worm! You-"
The sound of a sad tinkle mixed with the odd little puff of steam as the sink's faucet slowly
dripped on the red-hot sheet of tin dominated the small room.
"You just cost her another makeup compact, didn't you."
>Shining, eyes downcast, bobs his head in the affirmative.

Nein

>>30429958
It's a well established fact that stallions are able to masturbate without hands by belly slapping.

>>30439823
Sure, but that can't be nearly as satisfying. You can't tease with belly slapping, and it's always more fun with someone else.

>>30439823
I'm very thankful for evolution that I don't have to slap my belly with my dick to fap.
Although I'd love to imagine Big Mac, Soarin and many other stallions masturbating with belly slap.

>>30438350
>tfw no powerbottom brae to sit on your face

>>30439896


Newfag here, the hell does powerbottom mean.

>>30439902
Google it.

>>30439902

a bottom that takes control of the fucking, he's going to get your cock inside him no matter what.

>>30439936
Sounds dangerous.

>>30439944
You're a big guy.

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Stallions will warm your bed and snuggle you to sleep, but they need you to get them off so they don't have to deal with awkward and unsatisfactory belly-slapping. It's beautiful symbiosis.

>>30439902
https://youtu.be/Uc9_mxvP1K0

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>>30439958
Stop that. Shame on you.

>>30439974
>not engaging in a friendly round of baneposting
0/10, I expected better from you friendo.

>>30439958
U U
U U

>>30440025
Thank you kind sir. Now I can rest knowing there are still good people out there.

>>30439958
Wouldn't you want the big guy fucking you silly though~?

>>30440038
No. I have no interest in having my butt fucked, just in fucking butts.

>>30440061
>a top
>in /mlp/

It's like finding a unicorn.

So would you rather fuck a huge stallion with a huge butt to a huge messy horsegasm, or a cute little pony would can fit in your lap.

>>30440090
>It's like finding a unicorn.
It's like *fucking a unicorn.

>>30440090
I want a smaller one so I can big spoon and make him feel safe and give him a reach around while he makes cute noises.

>>30440061
Same, my nigga
>>30440090
I'd prefer a horse-sized pony because I know it would be impossible for me to be too rough with him. Also he'd have a huge ass which would go good on my face

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>>30424180
>>30425406
>mfw read Comic Relief for the first time yesterday
>had one of the best fap sessions of muh life afterwards
>FeelsGood.png
t-thanks guys

>>30440998
I normally don't like idea of dragon dicks, or just spike smut in general, but Braeburned changed my mind. Holy shit did he change my mind. One day, Brae will see his dream come to frutiton and turn everybody on the planet gay for horsecock and dragon dick.

>>30440998
That's how it was for me too. I consider myself straight.

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>>30440998

>>30441362
>You will never eat out shining's ass
why live?

The /b/ gay thread is so much more pointlessly dramatic than this one. You guys are pretty alright.

>>30440101
1000000% of them time he gonna be ugly or fat or both

>>30441362
This comic really was amazing. I never really considered the two before, but this comic totally made me gay for both of them.

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>>30424180
>2017
>Still being a sodomite

There are no sodomites in the show, so why are you here?

>>30441913
>>30441913
I guarantee that kiss turned into sex right after the scene cut.

>>30441913
I remember being like you...
See you in a year or so.

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>>30441931
>Gay wisdom

>>30441955
>>30441955
>not laughing princesses

get your shit together

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>>30441955
just speaking from experience

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Spike will never give you a footjob.

Why live?

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>>30440090
hello yes I would like to fuck a unicorn

>>30442002
>tfw horse-sized Sunburst will never smother you under his ass for extended periods of time while he studies

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I'm not even that disturbed by the fact that you are all cock-obsessed, disease ridden homos; I mean, I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to be friends with the cute little pony and make him feel good and get cuddles and stuff... But the fact that you all headcanon big giant, horse sized ponies is absolutely disgusting and completely unacceptable. I always thought >>30439959 was just a weird outlier, but you queers manage to go and surprise me again. Literally gayer than jerking off a stallion and then spooning him to sleep. Absolute fucking heresy.

>>30442347
Most fetishes are pretty stupid, anon.

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>>30441890

can I still be a true faggot if I find the idea of eating ass absolutely disgusting?

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>>30442774
I love how real the comic feels. It's just two guys fooling around, friends with benefits and all that. It's really adorable at times.

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>>30442286
I want horsey sunburst to practice learning weird fetishy magic on me.
like, stuff he's not really that good at, or stuff neither of us is really that in to.
just to get him good at magic and give me an excuse to encourage him and smooch his massive horseballs


>>30442849
yes

Whatever happened with/ to that text based HHH game?

>>30443176
thrown from the top of a tall building

>>30443187
How unfortuante, did it come even close to being useable?

>>30443176
>>30443187
>>30443207
can someone spoonfeed me info on what this game is/was?

I wanna tie sunburst up and fuck Starlight Glimmer in front of him, then cuddle him and jerk him off while he cries.

>>30443835
anon no
you can cuddle up and jerk off Sunburst
and you can even get Starlight to turn herself into a gigantic stallion
and you can let them both cuddle up and stuff the daylights out of you

but you shouldn't bully them

>>30443958
Nope.

Gunna to tell him his glasses are stupid. Gunna tell him he's bad at magic and nobody in the real world even misses him. Gunna shoot spitballs at him and give him wedgies and swirlies and lock him in lockers for hours.

But every night I'm gunna cuddle him and jerk him off.

>>30443975
do
not
bully
the homohorses

>>30443997
Don't worry, he'll like it.

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>>30438443
In a feat of superhuman dexterity, you manage to escape your clothing and leap into the tub,
your suit and tie collapsing to the floor where you stood. "First!"
>A filthy white stallion lands right on your belly, hooves a'flail, facing the spigots. "Hunh-uh!
>I feel icky, and cold as the outer empire or not, I'm having my shower!"
"Suit yourself." you say, leaning forward, skidding him down your legs but being careful not
to let the balls touch, you turn the water on. The corroded shower-head at the end of it's pipe
spits a few gouts of air-water blast, then sprays down hard onto the two of you. Shining curls
cutely toward the right, where the water was striking his coat most heavily. For your part you
appreciated the warm spot he was creating by laying atop your legs.
One advantage of your horrible old house was it was free of energy efficient appliances and
bathroom fixtures, thus, a fullgrown man and pony fit fairly easily into the huge cast-iron
claw-footed bathtub and the spray from the shower was fit to blast the paint off cars.

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>>30444571
You manage to whomp the drain-plug into the tub with a heel, and it begins to fill. Grabbing the
shampoo off the little shelf you spritz a handful onto your head, then at Shining's behest, a
goodly shot all over his back, too. It was Mane And Tail, which you'd found funny enough to buy
and use since you'd met Shining. The stuff was cheaper and better than human shampoo anyhow.
Little blue magics kept appearing and fizzling out on Shining's coat, and it became obvious he
was too magic'd out to scrub himself clean. You lean forward, fingers reaching into his fur,
and work the soap in. Soon the concealing dirt was washing out, and he was returning to his
original white. Something else was happening too, underneath him. You crack half a smile as he
stoically puts up with your massage, despite having gotten a massive boner from it. You could
feel his hot stallion meat pressed along your right leg, underneath. Surreptitiously, you check
to see if the little mirror in the sink has any line of sight into the tub, fortunately it doesn't.

>>30444600

>be Sunburst
>your body hurts
>you don't know where you are
>something is covering your eyes
>you try to talk but find your mouth full of some hard thing, preventing it
>you can smell the must and incense of your little library in the air
>the sounds of pages turning not far from you
>attempting speech, the sounds cease, followed by...hoofsteps, but different
>an appendage slides over your coat, reflexively you pull away
>it doesn't work
>you struggle, only to find your limbs restrained
>your horn sputters uselessly, your tail is pulled uncofortably up
>you're stuck, panic begins to set in slowly
>your sure now it's a hand, strokes your back slowly
>down your side
>under your belly
>lower
>it grips your sheethe, again you struggle against your bonds fruitlessly
>it doesn't hurt but it's close
"Shhh, it'll be over soon, and it won't be so bad."
>it starts stroking, the voice is deep, but smooth
>a second hand finds it's way up and between your legs, cuppong your testacles
>you feel shame as they retract in fear
>a few moments pass as you continue to struggle, resisting as much as you can
>but you've never been touched like this before
>you've fantasized but...
>and in a flash the damage is done, your body betrays you
>Softer, more able to work around it, the hands seem unfair
>the creature works at you slowly, deliberately
>you throb, it squeezes back
"Is that all then? I thought you stallions were supposed to be hung like...well...you know"
>the creature laughs to itself
>why this new torment
>the hand squeezes around you and pumps, hard
>and again
>the new sensations are too much and you feel yourself welling up
>a few more is all it takes
>your balls tighten and the hand loosens, stroking more quickly
>you fight, but a whinny escapes into the gag as your load escapes in thick spurts
>the creature continues to milk you until you're done
>panting through your nose sucks, there's no escape from the smell of your shame
"Good boy"

>>30444695

>maybe he's done, and he'll let you go, asking as much gets you nowhere through the gag
>it moves behind you and you feel a sudden cool sensation drip onto your butt and over your anus
>resisting the flinch proves pointless again
>something slender slides inside of you, spreading the coolness, it slides easily but you instinctively clench around it
>it slips back out and you feel the pop more than hear it
>the creature places its hands on your rump and something else presses against your exit
>much bigger than before
>it pushes in slowly, the stretching hurts
>the depth hurts more as your insides accomodate
>you pull against your bonds sharpley, whinnying and yelling against your gag
>you're grabbed around your hanches and pulled back roughly
>the pain is sharp and sudden, it's big and hot and in your ass
>you're not stupid, you know what's happening
>it slides out and is thrusted back in
>you fear breaks
>the tears start flowing
>the thrusting starts in earnest
>the pain slowly ebbs away into a dull ache
>then a tinge of pleasure, and another
>your stuffed and unstuffed in a rhythm that's surprisingly gentle
>your half sheethed cock twiches
>no, please no, you don't want this
>you struggle again, but it's hard to ignore, deep isnide you is a spot
>and it's getting to you
>you might be making it worse, the tears flow harder and
>You feel your captor throb against your insides hard
>clenching your teeth as well as you can you manage to hold back a whinny
>but you cum anyway
>your captor pulls out of you and his hand slides along your back, from your tail forward
>one more wraps around your cock and pumps you a few times
>you're filled with shame that it feels good for the last spurts

>the creature moves in front of you and you feel it fiddling with the straps, the gag comes free and you greedily inhale air
>it is quickly replaced however
>hot
>smelly
>the taste is awful
>you know
>you gag as it slides down your throat, coughing hard
>it doesn't last long, just a few pumps into your mouth and a hot torrent of spunk shoots down your throat
>you choke and sputter, coughing hot seed up through your nose
>but you manage to swallow most of the load
>the alien cock is pulled from your mouth and you feel a hand on the side of your muzzle
>a kiss on the other side, you're face to face
>you pant hard with fear and exhaustion
"Good boy. I'll see you tomorrow."
>you move to protest, but the gag is quickly replaced
>your hair is playfully ruffled
>you hear steps moving away from you
>the library door closes and silence overtakes the room
>you sob

First time, shit all over it.

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>>30444711
I have 2 "I dunno" things to say, first how come you're tacking it onto my story? Secondly, must it be non-consentual? Other than those, it's a fine piece of wank material, I salute you.

Weird digits here I gotta say:
>>30444600
>>30444711

>>30444600

>Mane And Tail
>cheaper and better than human shampoo

Can confirm. My sister used to buy this and I liked to use it. Always left my hair soft and manageable.

Also, I like where this story's going.

>>30444996

Sorry, first I was going to ask if we were finished before I started posting, guess I forgot to erase the post number.

>>30444701

>the tears start flowing
>the thrusting starts in earnest
>the pain slowly ebbs away into a dull ache

kek, sounds like my first time.

Not bad, desu

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>>30445063
That makes sense, thanks. This story's going to sputter along until Shining's happily back home, but it has to move at it's own pace, that is, where I find myself imagining the scenario and fantasizing it along in an entertaining direction. I hate using the word "muse" but I gotta feel it to write it, so sometimes it's slow and sometimes it flows fast. Thanks for explaining the link!

>>30446127
cute pic. big hors.

>9
Fuckin fags.

Do they only last like regular horses do?

>ywn stand over your small virgin pony bf
>your cocks with never throb gently against each other as you give him a reassuring kiss
>he will never grow more and more nervous as you lube up and poke his ponut
>you'll never look to him with a look as if to ask if he trusts you
>you'll never see the moment of panic in his eyes before he swallows and nods his approval
>you will never take him slowly and with love, his cute squeaks driving you forward
>you will never empty your balls inside him just as he does the same on both your bellies
>the both of you will never cuddle in a sweaty pile and fall asleep the happiest you've ever been

bump

>>30446155
4u

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>>30448235

>>30448235
Kinda looks like a horse snail in a butt shell

>>30449422
this thread needs more cute and cuddles

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>>30449477

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I want Shining Armor to bury me in his clean laundry

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>>30449634

this was the best concept for a tumblr in the history of tumblr. I really wish the artist would have kept going with it

>>30449685
what was this about?

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>>30449726

images of shining armor doing random, mundane things

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>>30449740
That's amazing. I liked the obnoxious Trixie one too.

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>>30449726
>>30449740
Shining Armor Does a Thing I Also Did Today

>>30450552

But I have no friends, so how can they leave without me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs
Relevant to our interests

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>>30436983
I just got this weird new appreciation for Fashion Plate not too long ago. Still cosplaying him in August if I somehow loose that appreciation though.

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>>30444600
Leaning back a bit, you suds around the sides of his belly, working your way over the top of his
muscular ass and down to the base of his tail. You see his horn bob a bit in the affirmative as
you stop for a moment, so you splash some sudsy water up and work your way around under his tail,
scrubbing around the base of it as he shivers a bit in pleasure. You can see him blushing a bit
as you reach underneath, the smooth skin of the underside of his tail sliding soapily as you rub
it clean, moving forward to lightly wash his ponut. You're not too sure what to do with ponuts,
as even your own ass didn't get much more than a wipe or a spray-off, but you do your best, which
results in a very relaxed stallion's chin resting atop your right shin. Washing your way lower
down his taint, you encounter his lordly set of stallion orbs, hanging wet and soft just above your
own cock, dangerously close to touching yours. Oh well, as he'd already said, what's done was done,
you'd simply have to take your chances if they should happen to contact. Sliding your hands over
his smooth, supple pink sack, you lather them up, the firm, weighty orbs sliding freely within,
the lightly veined surfaces of them gliding over your fingertips as you wash. You can't ignore
that his taint throbs periodically, the throb carrying right down his cock, sending waves of
heat and gentle pulsations along your thigh. This was becoming a bit difficult on you, as your
own cock had sprung to attention as well, lightly poking into the bottom folds of his sheath from
below. You try distracting yourself by examining his shield and stars ass-markings, how so much
detail managed to come through colored fur was amazing. The deep blue was particularly eye-
catching, yet you only found yourself feeling more aroused as your eyes traced the musculature
that the designs flowed over.

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>>30451493
'He's a horse, Anon.' you think to yourself. 'Yeah, but a horny, talking one.' you think back at
yourself. 'He's an ALIEN talking horse from another dimension, anon! Get a grip!' you think.
Reaching below his nads, you grasp the base of his sheath, working suds into it's surprisingly
clean folds. Shining's head lazily turns a bit and he lets out a happy moan as your fingers
glide around his sleek protruding shaft. 'Ah fuck it, I want to fuck around with whatever he is.'
you think, putting the disconcerting line of thought to rest. The cold water showering down wasn't
doing much to extinguish your ardor, as you applied a bit of grip and gave him a stroke. He went
with it, thrusting, then his eye popped open. "Anon, I can't- Cadance, I'm marr- Uh..."
"You were saying?" you give him another stroke, and his thighs thrust against you again.
>"Uh. As you were, Soldier!" he barks, giving you a wink.
>A few more strokes and he murmers, "More squeeze. Less stroke. Further forward."
Oh well, you weren't any expert at any but your own set of equipment, so you adjust your position
and stroke. Soon he's thrusting to your motions, hot breath panting against your foot.
Soon he begins to shiver with the thusts becoming more ragged, and you can see his balls tighten,
then with a squeaking whinny, his tail begins to bob, taint pulsating, as warmth spreads across
your knees. A couple of gentle, slow strokes finish him off, and he lays there panting.
>"Th- Thank you, Anon."
"Any time. Serious biz." you reply.

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>>30451643
You aren't entirely prepared for it as Shining twists his head around, gets some leverage, and
manages to invert his body around the edge of the tub, falling back in so that he's facing you.
>"I can't let you go to all that effort and not return the favor." he says, with a half-smile.
"Oh, don't put yourself out on my account, I'm perfectly capable-"
>"No, I insist." he says, bringing his fore-hooves around your thighs and leaning down toward
your cock.
'Hooves. Hooves. Hooves.' some part of your mind is crying, but you know Shining wouldn't take
even a chance of hurting you, so you tamp down the dread and simply close your eyes. "OK then."
you say, just as warmth engulfs your length entirely. You are, simply, treated to probably the
best blowjob of your life, though he was a little heavy with the strokes. The water had softened
his already totally smooth, manicured hooves, and surprisingly he was extremely talented with
his muzzle. It isn't long before you blow your wad, with both hands gripped into his thick
multi-hued mane. With a langorous swallow, he gazes up at you.
>"Back before I married Cadance, well, let me tell you. Not all the military training happened
>out in the field. Quite a bit of it went on in the barracks, too."
"You never cease to amaze me, Shining. That was great!"
He smiles and reddens, as you scoot a foot around and pull the tub plug.
The two of you untangle yourselves and sluice down in the shower as the water drains away,
stepping out to towel each other off, after. It was fun with him magically helpless, and you
hoped he'd let you dry him like that again later.

>>30451643
do you have a pastebin for all this?

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>>30451784
Sure, just updated shark week ii into it also, as far as it's done:

https://pastebin.com/u/aganon

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My little sunny just LOVES when he gets to go out for a walk.

Dicks

>>30453687
can't live with or without them.

>>30453687
Really, really big ones

>>30453687
Little ones that you can pick on.

>>30454194

sph is a shit-tier fetish

>>30454209

sph?

do you think that because you have a small penis?

>>30454220
he means Small Penis Humiliation

>>30454236
Oh, I don't mean to humiliate anyone, just pick on it a little bit, say it's cute and stuff. I didn't even know that was a fetish.

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>>30453706
>can't live with them
What did he mean by this

>>30454645
Maybe he means that we're just slaves to the dangling fury that exists between our legs. Or maybe I've had one too many hard ciders on this fine 4th of July afternoon

hottest part of a stallion and a guy?

>>30454792

His personality.

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>>30454792
The everything

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>>30454792
>3dpd

He better be wearing a fursuit senpoo.

>>30454859
You don't understand, fursuits will not redeem the 3DPD scum.

>>30455105
it makes it worse 2bh

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>>30455105
nibba I'm desperate for physical affection aka cuddles aka spooning

I want pic related to pet my head while I snort his furry white chest

>>30455208
I know this feeling, but I wanna be the big spoon. I wanna hold a stallion and stroke his mane with his head under my chin

>>30457071
The day of the rake

>>30457085
I have faith in his abilities.

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Reminder that you're going against God's plan.
Reminder that you're all sinners.
Reminder that there's still time to repent.

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>>30457280
I'd rather burn 2bh

>>30457280
Reminder that Jesus never spoke ill of homosexuality, despite him being in direct contact with legionnaire's 'boys'
Reminder that anything other than Catholicism is not the word of Jesus Christ.
Reminder that the aforementioned was tainted by John and his angry ranting for being banished.
Reminder that the puritans are the ones who fucked up this country, and they barely count at Christians.

So if all homosexuals go to hell, doesn't that make hell a paradise for them?
Or I'm missing the point?

>>30457495
Well, that reminds me of a joke.

A guy dies and goes to hell.

Satan welcomes him warmly and shakes his hand. He is given the keys to a gorgeous apartment, where he finds a brand new set of golf clubs, and a membership to the ritzy Hades Golf Club. He has servants to look after his every need.
In the garage is a brand new sports car and the fridge is stocked with beer, and wonderful food. A large screen television has all the sports channels he is used to and free movies.
One day, after weeks of enjoying all the amenities, he opens up the cellar door.
Down below, he sees thousands of souls being tormented in fire and brimstone, and being tortured in unthinkable ways.
He goes to see Satan immediately, and tells him what he saw. Satan immediately apologizes, saying: "I am so sorry you had to see all that. You see, that is where the Catholics stay and they wouldn't have it any other way."

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little stallion

or big stallion?

>>30458505
Little stallion. Small enough to hold and cuddle and love, but big enough to put my dick in.

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>>30457470
Puritans might have been a bit mad, but do you honestly mean to tell me that they ruined this place? You better fucking thank them, gayboy, because without their influence you would have been thrown off a building ages ago. Or are you just upset that we haven't cucked as hard as Europe yet? Old Puritanism is crazy; yes. I have family members who wig out when I don't were a shirt. They are crazy. But it's that same legacy that saved us, for so long, from open acceptance of sodomy. Do you love the modern world of decadence, and perversion, and degeneracy? Then you are an animal, and that is your only basis for your hatred of "evil puritanism," you filthy fucking kike tool.

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>>30458505
I want to be the little femmy stallion, and get fucked by be masculine stallions

>>30457470
What is Sodom and Gomorrah?

>>30458765
You a muslim or something? You sound like a muslim.

>>30459362
What is the Old Testament? Jesus had nothing to do with that, plus if you do believe he is the savior then you surely know he, in simple terms, nulled a lot of what was taught in those.

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>>30459689
Jesus was a spook
A figure used by the jews to create a group of morally defenseless people who would love thy neighbor even if he was trying to kill him. This allowed for constant exploitation of the goyim.
The Old Testament is the only thing that matters, that or Zoroastrianism.
>>30458505
A Sunburst big enough to play cave explorer with.

Is there a catalog for stallions in the show for homo horse starters?
I'm kinda curious how many stallions are there (including stallions married or in a heterosexual relationship) currently in the show.

,

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>>30459775
You mean you want to make a shipping chart?
Anon, that might be the gayest thing anybody's suggested in /hhh/ history.

I'll get started tonight.

>tfw you really like a guy and you wanna touch his butt, but mostly you're just happy when you're with him

>>30461148

My life for nearly ten years.

>>30461286
>>30461148
Come out to him. Best case, you bang, worst, he doesn't want to be around you anymore. But I can tell you this much, you'll regret not knowing more than anything.

>>30459291
>tfw too masculine and athletic to be the cute little femmy stallion

What would you do if your husbando had a weird fetish? Would you indulge it or shy away?

>>30461446
>weird fetish
depends on what it was

>>30461457
think of something you would be uncomfortable to do but not universally gross (you know the kinda shit I'm talking about)
Like say he liked you dripping hot wax on his balls, would you do it?

>>30426472
I would never do that
You can't fuck girls if you can't live your house

>>30461474
Think more horse. What would be a fetish for a horse?
>"H-hey, Anon....can you....leave your clothes on? Maybe...put your cock through that hole in your jeans?"

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>>30461513

>>30424180
>>30424194
>Spike
>ever
KYS

>very lonely
>Not because I'm shy, I'm quite extrobert
>But I'm prone to long depressive streaks Wich make it hard to bond with other people
>Live alone
>Like to cook
>Like to draw
Sometimes I wish I could have a bf to cook for and show him my drawings but then I masturbate and the feeling goes away

What's your favorite throatfucking scene of any green from this thread?

>>30461367
I wish I had, but it's much too late now. I was the best man at his wedding last summer

>>30461624
That must have been bittersweet.

>>30461627

That's a good way of putting ot, honestly. I'm happy for him, and I was really honored that he picked me over other people - including his two brothers. But it stung having to come to grips with the finality of it all.

>>30461659
Well, maybe someday you can be his DL guy. But in all seriousness, it's better this way. He unknowingly set you free.

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>30459680

>>30461674
You right. It took me months to realize it, but I'm better off now than I was before.

>>30461705
*you're

>>30424180
Is there any green where Anon fucks a stallion's ponut?

>>30461763
write your own you lazy AIDs ridden cumdumpster

>>30461763
https://pastebin.com/N4RYS55A

>>30461763
https://pastebin.com/iYuenVP7

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>"Hey Button, my mouth tastes like candy. Check it out!"

>>30461047
I'll be looking forward.

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>>30461148
>tfw your faggot coworker is really into you so you lead him on with really ambiguous signals even though you don't like him back

>>30463132
that's rude, anon

>>30463132
At least let him suck your dick. He'd appreciate that

any good anon x changeling reads?
do you guys into changeling homo?

Any greens where it's anon on a completely sfw date with a stallion that isn't Shining Armor?

>>30463132

your loss, desu

>>30464064
That seems overly specific. I feel like you either need to tell us about your horribly bad/nsfw date with Shining Armor, or tell us about your favorite stallion and the date you want to take him on.

>>30463769
I have accepted Thorax transforming into a big rainbow deer thing.
But I don't get how he suddenly blasted everyone else in the hive with liberation.
Anyway to answer your question I would maybe a magical bug but have not yet

>>30463769
I would a changeling, but I feel like having a sexual relationship with one would be a timebomb. They transform, you fuck, it's great, a few months down the line they start a fight because you never wanna have sex with them in their normal form.

>>30464427
>not telling them you love them, and would like seeing them in their normal form more often
>not loving the smooth, gentle touch of their chitin hooves around you
>he'll never suggest that you and him should try some extremely weird roleplay with his ability to transform

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>>30464526
Having a changeling bf is op, as you basically have all the husbandos in the world at your disposal.

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>>30464526
>ywn have any ponycock on demand
>even Mommy's

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and we're back...

>>30463769
this
if we dont have any gay anon x changeling then we need some pronto

>>30464427
Or maybe the opposite happens and they're insecure about their normal form and consistently turn into other ponies before doing the deed. Ponies with round plush buttoms rather than the narrow malnourished rump he has.

>>30464851
what a shitty horse

>>30465255
wrong

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>>30465255
>shitty

you mean sexy

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>>30465463
his English is probably not that good

>>30466299
>>30465463

Gunna break his glasses, pull on his stupid beard and shove him in a locker.

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>>30466393
That might make you his new best friend

>>30466630
that's only because he doesn't have any friends

>>30464237
no it's just that most greens involving anon have Shining Armor as the stallion, and the story kinda always plays out the same.

I was hoping for a husbando green that isn't the dudebro SA or 'eeyup eenope' Big Mac. too bad the rest are all unfinished

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>>30429095
Is Typhoon the guy who shoved a Rainbw Blitz dildo up his ass in /trash/ -hh- ?

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>>30429514

>>30424216
I'm bisexual in a hetero relationship. I occasionally miss fucking a guybutt but I don't miss the drama. As insane as it sounds, gay men are fucking nuts.

https://static1.e621.net/data/2d/8f/2d8f5296a894f9ea00fb94f4e8e4d1c3.png
>I walk up to the pouch and dial in the code
>I was ‘home’ from work, although technically I live on the other side of town
>The cool air greets me as I step into the house
>”Hey Anon, how was work?”
“It was okay, I've got the next week off”
>He smiles and walks towards me
>”Good, good. So I have you all to myself for a week then?”
>He pulls me towards him, looking down into my eyes
>He’s a full head taller than I, with well-toned muscles and short, dark brown hair
>This contrasted sharply with my scrawny body, and long dirty blonde locks
>He leans in and presses his lips to mine, pulling me into his chest
>His tongue presses into me, quickly achieving dominance over my mouth
>Just as suddenly as he took me, he pulls away
>”I’ve laid out some things for you to wear, I have a surprise for you once you get changed”
“Yes sir”
>He smiles and releases me from his embrace
>I head into the bed room and find a matching set of stockings and gloves on the bed
>Two of the strangely jointed garments are clearly designed for a pony, while the gloves are designed for a human
>I strip out of my clothes and dump them into the laundry hamper
>Pulling the stockings on first I notice how the joints are completely misaligned
>The knee and heel are both far higher than my own
>The gloves however, fit perfectly

>>30467066
>I’ve worn them both before, but never together
>Whatever my boyfriend has planned apparently involves me having hooves and hands
>A new kind of Pon-E perhaps?
>I return to the living room to find him sitting on the couch, with a collar in his lap
>”good boy” he says, patting me on the head
>He pulls me into his lap, facing me forward
>”we’ve been together for two years, haven’t we?”
“Yes, our Anniversary is coming up soon”
>”Is that so? I think I’ll get you a few new outfits. What do you have planned?”
>I do my best to suppress a frown, my shit of a retail job was barely enough to live on, let alone get him something special
>”Still thinking about it? Would you like to know what I want?”
“Of course master”
>He runs a finger through my hair
>”I want you, Anon. I want to keep you as my pet… forever.”
>My heart skips a beat
>He wants me to overdose
>To give up my humanity
>To be his pet pony for the rest of my life
>”We’ve talked about this before, you being my pet full time. You seemed receptive to the Idea then, do you still want to do that?”
>He had been good to me, that was undeniable
>Being with him, being his pony…
>it had always been something I looked forward to
>Making it permanent though?
>Becoming his property, outright?
>The idea is making me just a little hot under the collar
>This could be the most important choice in my life
>It could be the last important choice of my life
“Yes master, I want to be your pet”
>He kisses the inside of my neck

>>30467073
>”are you sure Anon? I want this to be your choice.”
“Yes master, this is what I want”
>He slips a finger through the ring on my collar, laying me down in his lap
>His eyes take a quick glance at my quivering erection, then move back up to stare straight into my eyes
>”You’re enjoying this aren’t you? Just the thought is turning you on”
“Yes Master, it is”
>His hand slowly moves up my leg
>He hovers over my package for a moment, gently brushing his hand over the tip before laying it on my belly
>”I have something very special planned for us”
>He begins to rub my tummy as he produces a pair of pills from a bag at his feet
>He holds them up for me to see
>They look like regular Pon-E pills, but slightly off in color
>”These are something of a slow release: they need an orgasm to work, several before the full transformation takes place”
>His hand drifts tantalizingly close to the base of my shaft before drifting back up
>”Each time I let you cum you’ll move a little closer to being the pony. The best part is, even if you take both right now, the effects will only be permanent if you cum as a pony”
>A cold chill runs down my spine
“You want to play with my humanity…”
>He smirks
>”Exactly, I want to play with you. I’ll give you every opportunity to stop, to turn back, in the end it will be because you insisted that we continue down this path.”
>His and drifts up to my chin, as he leans in a little
>”It’s more fun that way, and I feel like you’ll be less likely to have regrets if you have several days to change your mind”
>He holds the pills just over my mouth
>”Does pet want a treat?”
>I swallow hard, staring at the pills for a moment
>Finally, I raise my arms up, hands dangling forward in a begging position
>I open my mouth and he drops the pills into them
>They seem so large, and heavy in my mouth
>Larger that the regular Pon-E pills

>>30467082
>For a moment I almost feel like I can’t swallow them, but in the end I force them down
>”Remember Anon, at any time you can ask to stop, I won’t hold it against you. Do you understand?”
>I nod
“Yes Master, I understand”
>He smirks at me, finally lowering his hand down to my cock
>I let out a small moan as he squeezes me between his thumb and index finger
>His other fingers start to fondle my balls, causing me to squirm a little in his lap
>Every time my eyes drift down he pulls lightly on my hair until I meet his gaze once more
>My cock twitches and leaks between his fingers as he stares into me with his dark brown eyes
>His fingers slowly drift upward, giving my head a firm squeeze before pulling away entirely
>He holds his hand in front of my face, showing a white strand of pre hanging off of it
>I open my mouth and let him stick his finger in
>Master runs his hand through my hair as I suck his finger clean, finally pulling it out once he’s satisfied
>”Good boy” he says, scratching behind my ears as his hand heads back down to my throbbing shaft
>He grips it firmly and begins to stroke it up and down
>I feel the orgasm crescendoing up my dick, the pressure slowly building in its tip
>Then his hand starts to slow down, his grip relaxing
>He holds me in his lap, twitching and moaning as he holds me right at the edge of release
“M-master, why did you stop?”
>He smirks
>”Do you want this, to be a horse forever? My pet? My property?”
“Yes Master please”
>He releases my cock entirely, slowly running his finger up and down the underside of it
>”Will you be a good boy? Obedient and eager to please?”
“Yes Master, I’ll be a good boy”
>He leans over me, whispering in my ear
>”Beg for it, plead with me to do this for you, to strip you of your humanity”
>I whimper
“Please Master, make me your pet. Take my humanity from me and make me your little pony. I’ll do anything for you, please just make me yours”

>>30466985
Who the fuck is typhoon?

>>30467091
>He pulls my head up, locking lips with me as his tongue invades my mouth
>His hand seizes my dick and begins to milk it
>Then it hits
>I feel a cascade of pleasure sweep through my entire body
>My balls slam upward as my cock spasms, spewing forth a hot load
>As it does so I can feel a change in his grip
>Rather, a change in my cock
>A flare forms, spreading out into his palm, with a medial ring forming half way down the shaft
>A squirm violently in his embrace as my entire body is covered with millions of tiny pin pricks
>My ears pull up sharply, the suddenly ambulatory extremities twitching with the rest of my body
>I can feel my legs adjust, my toes curling up and fusing together
>My feet growing long, as my calves and thighs shorten to keep me at the same height
>The sensation slowly fades and I come to rest back in my master’s lap
>The thigh highs now fit perfectly over my horse legs, tufts of red fur bunching coming up beneath them and running all the way, past my chest and up my neck
>Looking, I can see red fur on my nose
>My cum covered cock is now shaped like a horses, however it has remained just as small as it was before
>I flick my ear in disappointment
>Master chuckle, drawing my attention back towards him
>”I don’t know what you’re so glum about, it’s not like you have anyone to impress with it.”
>I smile up at him meekly
“I guess not Master”
>He raise his hand back to my face, his palm coated in my seed
>”Besides, I like that you’re small. It just makes you cuter”
>I begin to lick the remnants of my orgasm from his hand as he runs his hand through my mane
>”One down, four to go, then you are mine forever”