ARE YOU READY, FILLIES?

>>30417084
AYE AYE, BIRB!

WHO LIVES IN TREE CASTLE INSIDE PONYVILLE?
Twi-light Spar-kle!

>>30417361
WHO'S PURPLE AND SMART AND SHOOTS TO KILL?
Twi-light Spar-kle!

>>30417319
CAN'T HEAR YOU!

>>30417655
IF EQUINE NONSENSE IS SONETHING YOU WISH!
Twi-light Spar-kle!

Good thread

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>>30417725
THEN PUT YOUR ASS IN THE AIR AND WHIP OUT THAT TAIL!

READY?!

>>30417849
TWI-LIGHT SPAR-KLE! TWI-LIGHT SPAR-KLE! TWI-LIGHT SPARKLE! TWI-LIIIIIIIGHT SPARKLEEEEEEE!

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>"Rise and shine, Spike! Today is another beautiful day and I can't wait to go work at the Celery Celestia! Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah! ....Spike? Spike!"

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>>30418556
>"...oh there you are! Come on din-dins are ready! Aren't you happy?"
>"..."
>"Spike?"
>"..."
>"Spiiiiiiiiike?"
>"...meow"
>"Oh I love you too!"

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>>30418574
"TWILIGHT! IT'S 5 IN THE MORNING! WILL YOU STOP MAKING ALL THIS NOISE!?"

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>>30417084
DA, KAPITAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z80INXp9J5g

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>>30418591
>"Oh, sorry Rarity! I'm just excited for another day of work! You should get up too, or we'll be late!"
>"LET ME SLEEP, YOU MORON!"
>"Ok then, see you at work! Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!"

>>30418556
> Rise and shine, Princess Twilight. Rise and... shine.

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>>30418632
>"TWILIGHT I JUST ATE MY PANTS!"
>"Pinkie, my friend! Are you ready for another beautiful day!?"
>"STOP SCREAMING YOU TWO! SOME PONIES ARE TRYING TO HAVE THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP!"

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>A reasonable amount of hours later...
>"Good morning Ms. Celestia!"
>"Oh hello Twolot, just the pony I needed! Scrape the cake off this plate, it's still good, we can sell it!"

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>>30418724
>"Twilight, why is that cake in a cage?"
>"Because it growled at me."

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>>30418825
"Cakes don't growl, you idiot. They're pastry, not living beings"

>>30418607

Get the fuck out with that non-funny russian shit.

>>30417084
>bird person has a mole on her feathers

Jesus fucking Christ.

>>30419220
She's a beautiful birb with a beauty mark deep down her feathers, duh

>>30418632
I am ashamed how few g man lines I can remember.

ha