Crippled Horses

>>30415319
>Get overtaken by crip horse
>Oh no you don't!
>Vibrate at speed of light
>Leap into sky and engulf hors into bum
>Cripple horse is now braaaaaaaap horse :DD
Haha braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

>>30415350
Something slightly touching
Followed up by this...
/mlp/ at its finest

>>30415350
Never change, you despicable excuses for human beings.

>>30415319
>Be volunteer for assisted livings
>Crippled ponies come live at your house for a few months
>Your tasks include taking care of them in various ways
>Helping them out of bed
>Helping them bathe
>Helping them up and down stairs
>Assisting them with making meals
>Getting them out of the house
>And anything else they might struggle with
>You do absolutely none of that
>Never help them out of bed
>Make them get up and down the stairs themselves
>Watch them from a distance as they struggle to get in their chairs, or get over to whatever device they get around in
>Make them wash and groom themselves
>Put stuff they need in high places
>On the days of scheduled activities, tell them to meet up later
>Make sure to lock the door on the way out before they leave
>Leave the chores for them to do
>Do this day in and day out everyday while they live there
>Watch them and see how they come up with odd ways and strategies of getting around
>On the last week of them living with you, you tell them there needs to be a talk
>They wholeheartedly agree and prepare to give you a dressing down of the last few months and how piss poor of a caretaker you are
>You set them down, and tell them how proud you are of them
>List all the accomplishments they made, and how they overcame the struggles of everyday life
>Point out all the ways they made their own lives easier
>Watch cute ponies have an emotional breakdown as they realize how capable they are as individuals
>See them cry tears of joy at the realization that they can regain their independence, and live full lives on their own
>For the last week, you have the enjoyment of seeing your patients do everything with the pride and confidence of a lion

>>30415612
Cute. I like this.

>>30415612
I thought this was going to be le edgy meme, I was pleasantly surprised

>>30415319
>crip horses
WHERE MAH BLOOD HORSES AT, BRUH

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Look your katawa shoujo pony is fixed.

>>30415319
>emi
what kind of fucking faggot would pick emi over rin
you deserve death

>>30416491
>spring in her step
>crispy bacon
>blind blond
>hear no evil and her sidekick, lesbian pinkie pie

>>30416491
Emi does anal.
/thread

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This is a nice thread. Should I bother digging up that green where Vinyl gets a robot leg and thinks it's totally awesome?

>>30416848
Go ahead, it'll keep shit alive a little longer anyway

>>30415350
This is a nice post